Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2013 4:44:08 GMT -5
Your Name:
Brandon
E-Fed Experience:
9 Years
Match Writing Experience:
On and off for about 7 years
Favorite Wrestlers:
Current: CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, Dolph Ziggler, Damien Sandow, Wade Barrett, AJ Styles, Bobby Roode
All-Time: The Undertaker, Mr. Perfect, Macho Man, Shawn Michaels, Steve Austin, Chris Jericho, Sting, Mick Foley, Diamond Dallas Page
Current Females: Paige, Layla, Natalya, AJ Lee, Angelina Love, Velvet Sky, Brooke Tessmacher.
All-Time Females: Lita, Sensational Sherri, Molly Holly, Winter/Katie Lea, and Beth Phoenix
Are you available for the position, full-time or part-time?
Part-Time
Match Writing Sample: This should be a sample of your BEST work at the length of 200-500 (the more, the better) words for we can see what you are capable of. You may write ANY match type, using ANY wrestlers (real of fictional are acceptable).
The Knight Dynasty versus “The Wildcat” Sable and “The Original Diva” Sunny
Monday Night Raw returns from a commercial break and the camera pans around the arena at this raucous crowd as they are just filled with excitement for Old School Raw. After the camera pans around the arena, it cuts to Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler (wearing his old school King outfit).
Jim Ross: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Old School edition of Monday Night Raw. I’m the barbeque-loving Oklahoman, Good Ol’ JR. Beside me as always is none other than my broadcast colleague, Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler. King, the match that’s coming up next is a most interesting match to say the least.
Jerry Lawler: I’m surprised that this match was added to the card. The Knight Dynasty will be taking on Sable and Sunny? How did that happen? I didn’t even see them when I was coming in today.
The entire arena is filled with the sound of two drumbeats followed by the spoken line “I know you want me” as none other than Tammy “Sunny” Sytch walks out onto the stage with not much of a reaction from the crowd.
Lilian Garcia: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first…From Matawan, New Jersey…SUNNY!
Sunny makes it to ringside and climbs up onto the apron, and then she enters the ring. She grabs the microphone from Lilian and tells her to go sit down. As Lilian leaves the ring, Sunny’s theme cuts out as she raises her microphone in order to address this capacity crowd who really couldn’t care less to see her.
Sunny: Aw, you remembered.
Says Sunny with an arrogant smirk on her face while the crowd just wants her gone.
Sunny: While I was walking in here today, I noticed a lot of the old faces. I noticed all of these young twenty-somethings walking around here like they own the place, acting like they’re the next big thing for women’s wrestling. Well, if it wasn’t for me, then all of you twenty-somethings in the back wouldn’t have been influenced to become wrestlers. I influenced an entire generation of young women. I was personified Attitude before that phrase was coined.
The sound of a cat growling followed by a whip snapping is heard throughout the arena as “Wildcat” hits the PA System while the crowd lets out more of a reaction as a good portion of this crowd probably still owns a Playboy issue featuring Sable. The entrance curtain opens and Sable walks out onto the stage with a microphone in hand. She does a grind before beginning to walk down the entrance ramp.
Jim Ross: Good God, its Sable! Sunny can’t be happy about this, because we all know of the animosity between Sable and Sunny.
Jerry Lawler: No doubt JR. I don’t know whose idea it was for these two to team up against the dangerous Knight Dynasty, because we know that they won’t get along with each other.
Jim Ross: We both know that Sunny was the Original Diva and enjoyed great popularity, that is until Sable began gaining notice from wrestling fans.
Jerry Lawler: Within weeks, Sable’s popularity skyrocketed while personal and professional animosity began to build between her and Sunny. The animosity between them cost Sunny her job. So, I’m betting that these two want nothing to do with each other, let alone team up.
While Ross and Lawler continue to converse over the upcoming tag team match, Sable makes it to ringside. She walks up the steel steps and enters the ring. In the ring, Sable’s theme cuts out and right in front of Sunny with her back towards her nemesis, Sable raises her microphone.
Sable: This is for all of the women who want to be me and for the men who come to see me!
Sable says in an arrogant tone as she moves her hips in a gyrating motion once again while a lot of the men in the crowd let out hooting and hollering.
Sable: After all of these years, it’s still nice to know that you all want to see the grind!
Sable says once again in an arrogant tone that makes the equally arrogant Sunny want to heave. Sable knows that all of this posturing is upsetting Sunny, and that’s why she’s doing it. Sable stops abruptly once Sunny spins her around and begins to speak.
Sunny: This is the kind of disrespect that I would expect from a [beep] like you! You always came out here and you always gloated about being the reason why men came these shows, just as you’re doing now. You see, I am the Original Diva and I deserve my respect. I didn’t have to appear in Playboy in order to make men notice me.
Sable: You’re the Original Diva, but I was actually Women’s Champion, something that matters more. Aside from that, I appeared in Playboy as the Champion and while you faded into obscurity, the issue became one of the hottest-selling issues of all time. If we’re talking about success, then I am the role model for young women.
Both Sable and Sunny drop their microphones, and they get right into each other’s faces. Sable and Sunny are arguing with each other and yelling at each other.
Jim Ross: Well, you can’t say that you didn’t see this coming.
Jerry Lawler: They were only in there for about a minute before they got into each other’s faces. I’m surprised.
Jim Ross: You’re surprised that they’re arguing?
Jerry Lawler: No, I’m surprised that they took this long before they started to. I would’ve thought that the instant that Sable came into the ring, those two would start arguing.
While Sable and Sunny continue to yell and scream at each other over who had the bigger impact, everyone hears “I don’t care what you think of me” throughout the arena as “Just Don’t Care Anymore” by the American Fangs hits the PA System. Once that theme hits, the crowd lets out a loud mixed reaction while none other than The Anti-Diva Britani Knight with a microphone in hand, and Sweet Saraya Knight walk out onto the stage. While the Knight Dynasty begins to walk down the entrance ramp, but Sable and Sunny quell their argument for the time being as the immense and powerful Knight Dynasty is coming their way.
Jim Ross: Uh-oh, here comes that dangerous Anti-Diva and her mother, collectively known as The Knight Dynasty. Business has picked up for sure.
Jerry Lawler: Look at the looks on the faces of Britani Knight and Sweet Saraya. It looks like they’re going to have fun with this match, because neither Sable nor Sunny are all that experienced. One could argue Sable’s case, because she has been in the ring before, but she isn’t as skilled as either Britani Knight or Sweet Saraya. Sunny is as good as dead in that ring. She’s basically dead where she stands.
The Knight Dynasty makes their way to ringside with Britani climbing up onto the apron and Sweet Saraya walking up the steel steps. Both women enter the ring simultaneously as Sable and Sunny look at each other before turning their attention back to the powerful Knight Dynasty. “Just Don’t Care Anymore” by American Fangs fades out and all four ladies are just staring each other down with Britani staring down Sable and Saraya staring down Sunny. With the staredown never ending, Britani raises her microphone and begins to speak.
Britani Knight: Sunny and Sable, you’re out here and you’re both complaining until you’re blue in the face over who made the bigger impact. Well, let me tell you something, you both shouldn’t be arguing with each other, because you’re both equals.
Both Sable and Sunny look at each other and then back at Britani with quizzical looks on their faces.
Britani Knight: What I mean is that you are both equals in that you’re both equally worthless. You’re both out here complaining over whom the bigger role model is and I say that it’s a tie, because you both lose.
Both Sunny and Sable yell at the young Anti-Diva while Britani just stands there with a smirk on her face.
Britani Knight: You both lose because you both started horrible trends.
Sable and Sunny look at each other once more before looking back at Britani Knight, who looks over at Sable.
Britani Knight: Sable, you are the originator of the trend that women who pose for Playboy get rewarded in this business for no reason. You’re the reason why the likes of Chyna, Christy Hemme, Torrie Wilson, Candice Michelle, Ashley Massaro, and Maria were given the spotlight as opposed to people that ACTUALLY earned it, people like ME and the woman standing beside me, my mother Sweet Saraya.
The crowd lets out a loud mixed reaction as Britani turns her head towards Sunny.
Britani Knight: As for you…Why exactly are you here? Who do you think you are to come into my ring and to talk about how you’re a role model? Oh, you’re Tammy Sytch. I bet you think that you’re some sort of pioneer for women in wrestling, that you’ve blazed some sort of path for future generations. Well, I remember watching you at a young age and even then, I couldn’t understand why people wanted to emulate you and to be like you, because I saw nothing special. All I saw was a talentless slag getting a bunch of tv time for no apparent reason. You’ve sold yourself for lines of coke. You have a rap sheet as long as my leg, and if you’re a role model for someone, I would have to believe that it was a little girl that grew up to be a slag.
The crowd lets out a huge collective “OOOOOOOOOOOOH” while the worked up Anti-Diva catches her breath, but she continues quite quickly after the first breath of air inhaled.
Britani Knight: So, neither of you are role models. Because of the both of you, any woman that wants a job in this business has to surgically modify her body. Because of the both of you, we’re looked at as nothing but t[beeb] and arse! Because of the both of you, when actual female wrestlers come in this ring and bust our arses, we get s[beep]t on! It’s both of your faults! So no, neither of you are role models, because you’ve both done nothing, but contribute to the decay of society!
Before she can continue, Britani is slapped in the face by none other than Sable to which the crowd lets out another huge collective “OOOOOOOOOOOOH!” Britani drops the microphone and rubs her face.
Jim Ross: Uh-oh, Sable just slapped Britani and you know what this means.
Jerry Lawler: Yup, Britani’s gonna snap.
Without any warning whatsoever, Britani punches Sable right in the face, knocking her down instantly. Sunny actually laughs at Sable, but her laughter is cut short as she catches a punch to the jaw from Sweet Saraya and is knocked down to the ground. Before Saraya is able to capitalize on the fallen Sunny, the Original Diva rolls out of the ring, and drops to the floor. Meanwhile, the bell sounds and Sweet Saraya gets out onto the apron. In the ring, Britani is mounted on Sable and she starts throwing the heavy punches. Sable somehow blocks one of the punches and headbutts Britani right in the face.
Jim Ross: A nice counter by Sable.
Jerry Lawler: Yeah, but if we’ve learned anything about Britani, it’s that you must always stay on her during a match. If you allow her a chance to breathe, then it’s all over, because she is unrelenting in the ring. She will not stop until you stop moving. If she has to, she will beat you to death. Take a look at the Bellas. She almost killed them.
As if she has some sort of telekinetic link with Jerry Lawler, Sable takes the opportunity to kick Britani off of her and into the ropes. The Wildcat quickly gets to her feet as Britani bounces off of the ropes, and she hops up, and Sable nails Britani with the Sablecanrana. While this was going on, Sunny climbs up onto the apron and stands in her designated corner.
Jim Ross: Sable just nailed the hurricanrana.
Jerry Lawler: Even after all of these years, Sable hit that move perfectly.
With Britani down, Sable moves to the Anti-Diva’s legs, and begins to attack them with Britani yelling out. Meanwhile, Sunny just stands on the apron watching this and mocking Sable. Sable moves over to Britani’s ribcage and she gives Britani a huge kick to the abdomen, forcing all of the air out of Britani’s lungs. She then attempts to pin the young Anti-Diva, but only gets a one count as Sweet Saraya was right on top of it. Then, Sable attempts the Sable bomb on Britani who has the presence of mind reverse it into a DDT. With the breather that Britani has, she moves towards her corner and tags in Sweet Saraya.
Jim Ross: Britani makes the tag and here comes Sweet Saraya.
Jerry Lawler: I didn’t think that Sable still had it in her to even go toe-to-toe with Britani.
Saraya Knight capitalizes on the fallen Sable as she starts to exhibit some of the ruthlessness that we’ve seen from Britani Knight by at first stomping on Sable’s face. She’s stomping on the very same face that launched the idea that for any woman to grab the spotlight, they have to pose for Playboy. That’s a million-dollar face that Saraya is stomping and to her, it’s worth every penny just to beat Sable’s face into hamburger meat.
Jim Ross: The ruthlessness from Saraya Knight is downright scary. She hasn’t let up at all.
Jerry Lawler: It looks like Britani does indeed take after her mother. Like you said JR, Saraya looks downright scary right now. The referee’s trying to get her off of Sable, but he can’t.
The referee is screaming at Saraya Knight to let up on Sable, but she isn’t having any of it. The referee starts to count and nearly gets to five before Saraya lets up and she gets right in the referee’s face much like people see her daughter do. Meanwhile, Sable staggers to her feet, and she feels something covering her face. She puts her hand to her face, and it’s apparent that Sable is bleeding. She lets out a loud scream and she runs right at Saraya, and she spears Saraya right into the corner. However, Saraya’s not done fighting yet as she hammers Sable’s upper back with some clubbing forearms. Meanwhile, Sable starts nailing Saraya with shoulder thrusts. So right now, it’s Saraya’s forearm smashes versus Sable’s shoulder thrusts.
Jim Ross: Just like that, Sable gets another rush of energy and all it took was for her to get cut.
Jerry Lawler: Right now, Saraya and Sable are having a duel in the corner. Saraya is hitting Sable with clubbing forearms while Sable is hitting Saraya with shoulder thrusts.
Sable actually starts winning the duel and causes Saraya to slump down in the corner. Then she actually starts kicking Saraya’s face much like Saraya was doing to her, but before any real damage is done, Sable is pulled away by the referee. Then, Saraya gets to her feet, and Sable just runs at her with Saraya sidestepping, and uses Sable’s own momentum to drive Sable’s shoulder into the ring post.
Jim Ross: Just like that, the momentum shifts again as Sable’s shoulder makes a sickening smack against the ring post.
Jerry Lawler: The momentum has swayed in Saraya’s favor.
Saraya grabs Sable and throw to the ropes. She attempts a clothesline and Sable ducks. She attempts another on the rebound, but Sable ducks again. After the next rebound, Sable attempts and connects with the Sablecanrana. Britani is screaming at her mother to get up and to tag her. Sable gets up first and she picks up Saraya. She attempts and connects with a Sable Bomb. However, before she can attempt a pinfall, Sable collapses due to exhaustion and now, it’s a race to see who can get to their partner first. Sable starts to crawl over towards Sunny. Meanwhile, Britani enters the ring and pulls Saraya over to the Knight Dynasty’s corner. Britani then gets out on the apron and tags herself in just as Sable made it to the corner she shares with Sunny. However, Sunny drops off of the apron and then she slaps Sable in the face. Right when Sable wobbily turns around, she’s caught by Britani, who hits her with the Knight Light (Fisherman’s Brainbuster) and goes for the pin.
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!
“Just Don’t Care Anymore” by American Fangs plays again as Britani raises her arms in triumph as the crowd lets out a loud mixed reaction.
Lilian: Here are your winners, The Anti-Diva Britani Knight and Sweet Saraya Knight, The Knight Dynasty!
Sunny watches on as the young Anti-Diva continues to celebrate and she figures that while she can, she’ll soak up some of this spotlight that’s on Britani. She re-enters the ring and walks up to Britani, and then she raises Britani’s arm. Britani then shoots Sunny a dirty look and then knees the Original Diva in the stomach. She hoists Sunny up and lands another Knight Light. Then, Sweet Saraya makes it to her feet and after shaking the cobwebs out, she picks up Sunny and nails her with the Saraya Cradle (Fisherman’s Suplex). Both members of the Knight Dynasty raise their arms triumphantly as we cut to commercial.
How do we contact you? Yahoo
Brandon
E-Fed Experience:
9 Years
Match Writing Experience:
On and off for about 7 years
Favorite Wrestlers:
Current: CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, Dolph Ziggler, Damien Sandow, Wade Barrett, AJ Styles, Bobby Roode
All-Time: The Undertaker, Mr. Perfect, Macho Man, Shawn Michaels, Steve Austin, Chris Jericho, Sting, Mick Foley, Diamond Dallas Page
Current Females: Paige, Layla, Natalya, AJ Lee, Angelina Love, Velvet Sky, Brooke Tessmacher.
All-Time Females: Lita, Sensational Sherri, Molly Holly, Winter/Katie Lea, and Beth Phoenix
Are you available for the position, full-time or part-time?
Part-Time
Match Writing Sample: This should be a sample of your BEST work at the length of 200-500 (the more, the better) words for we can see what you are capable of. You may write ANY match type, using ANY wrestlers (real of fictional are acceptable).
The Knight Dynasty versus “The Wildcat” Sable and “The Original Diva” Sunny
Monday Night Raw returns from a commercial break and the camera pans around the arena at this raucous crowd as they are just filled with excitement for Old School Raw. After the camera pans around the arena, it cuts to Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler (wearing his old school King outfit).
Jim Ross: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Old School edition of Monday Night Raw. I’m the barbeque-loving Oklahoman, Good Ol’ JR. Beside me as always is none other than my broadcast colleague, Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler. King, the match that’s coming up next is a most interesting match to say the least.
Jerry Lawler: I’m surprised that this match was added to the card. The Knight Dynasty will be taking on Sable and Sunny? How did that happen? I didn’t even see them when I was coming in today.
The entire arena is filled with the sound of two drumbeats followed by the spoken line “I know you want me” as none other than Tammy “Sunny” Sytch walks out onto the stage with not much of a reaction from the crowd.
Lilian Garcia: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first…From Matawan, New Jersey…SUNNY!
Sunny makes it to ringside and climbs up onto the apron, and then she enters the ring. She grabs the microphone from Lilian and tells her to go sit down. As Lilian leaves the ring, Sunny’s theme cuts out as she raises her microphone in order to address this capacity crowd who really couldn’t care less to see her.
Sunny: Aw, you remembered.
Says Sunny with an arrogant smirk on her face while the crowd just wants her gone.
Sunny: While I was walking in here today, I noticed a lot of the old faces. I noticed all of these young twenty-somethings walking around here like they own the place, acting like they’re the next big thing for women’s wrestling. Well, if it wasn’t for me, then all of you twenty-somethings in the back wouldn’t have been influenced to become wrestlers. I influenced an entire generation of young women. I was personified Attitude before that phrase was coined.
The sound of a cat growling followed by a whip snapping is heard throughout the arena as “Wildcat” hits the PA System while the crowd lets out more of a reaction as a good portion of this crowd probably still owns a Playboy issue featuring Sable. The entrance curtain opens and Sable walks out onto the stage with a microphone in hand. She does a grind before beginning to walk down the entrance ramp.
Jim Ross: Good God, its Sable! Sunny can’t be happy about this, because we all know of the animosity between Sable and Sunny.
Jerry Lawler: No doubt JR. I don’t know whose idea it was for these two to team up against the dangerous Knight Dynasty, because we know that they won’t get along with each other.
Jim Ross: We both know that Sunny was the Original Diva and enjoyed great popularity, that is until Sable began gaining notice from wrestling fans.
Jerry Lawler: Within weeks, Sable’s popularity skyrocketed while personal and professional animosity began to build between her and Sunny. The animosity between them cost Sunny her job. So, I’m betting that these two want nothing to do with each other, let alone team up.
While Ross and Lawler continue to converse over the upcoming tag team match, Sable makes it to ringside. She walks up the steel steps and enters the ring. In the ring, Sable’s theme cuts out and right in front of Sunny with her back towards her nemesis, Sable raises her microphone.
Sable: This is for all of the women who want to be me and for the men who come to see me!
Sable says in an arrogant tone as she moves her hips in a gyrating motion once again while a lot of the men in the crowd let out hooting and hollering.
Sable: After all of these years, it’s still nice to know that you all want to see the grind!
Sable says once again in an arrogant tone that makes the equally arrogant Sunny want to heave. Sable knows that all of this posturing is upsetting Sunny, and that’s why she’s doing it. Sable stops abruptly once Sunny spins her around and begins to speak.
Sunny: This is the kind of disrespect that I would expect from a [beep] like you! You always came out here and you always gloated about being the reason why men came these shows, just as you’re doing now. You see, I am the Original Diva and I deserve my respect. I didn’t have to appear in Playboy in order to make men notice me.
Sable: You’re the Original Diva, but I was actually Women’s Champion, something that matters more. Aside from that, I appeared in Playboy as the Champion and while you faded into obscurity, the issue became one of the hottest-selling issues of all time. If we’re talking about success, then I am the role model for young women.
Both Sable and Sunny drop their microphones, and they get right into each other’s faces. Sable and Sunny are arguing with each other and yelling at each other.
Jim Ross: Well, you can’t say that you didn’t see this coming.
Jerry Lawler: They were only in there for about a minute before they got into each other’s faces. I’m surprised.
Jim Ross: You’re surprised that they’re arguing?
Jerry Lawler: No, I’m surprised that they took this long before they started to. I would’ve thought that the instant that Sable came into the ring, those two would start arguing.
While Sable and Sunny continue to yell and scream at each other over who had the bigger impact, everyone hears “I don’t care what you think of me” throughout the arena as “Just Don’t Care Anymore” by the American Fangs hits the PA System. Once that theme hits, the crowd lets out a loud mixed reaction while none other than The Anti-Diva Britani Knight with a microphone in hand, and Sweet Saraya Knight walk out onto the stage. While the Knight Dynasty begins to walk down the entrance ramp, but Sable and Sunny quell their argument for the time being as the immense and powerful Knight Dynasty is coming their way.
Jim Ross: Uh-oh, here comes that dangerous Anti-Diva and her mother, collectively known as The Knight Dynasty. Business has picked up for sure.
Jerry Lawler: Look at the looks on the faces of Britani Knight and Sweet Saraya. It looks like they’re going to have fun with this match, because neither Sable nor Sunny are all that experienced. One could argue Sable’s case, because she has been in the ring before, but she isn’t as skilled as either Britani Knight or Sweet Saraya. Sunny is as good as dead in that ring. She’s basically dead where she stands.
The Knight Dynasty makes their way to ringside with Britani climbing up onto the apron and Sweet Saraya walking up the steel steps. Both women enter the ring simultaneously as Sable and Sunny look at each other before turning their attention back to the powerful Knight Dynasty. “Just Don’t Care Anymore” by American Fangs fades out and all four ladies are just staring each other down with Britani staring down Sable and Saraya staring down Sunny. With the staredown never ending, Britani raises her microphone and begins to speak.
Britani Knight: Sunny and Sable, you’re out here and you’re both complaining until you’re blue in the face over who made the bigger impact. Well, let me tell you something, you both shouldn’t be arguing with each other, because you’re both equals.
Both Sable and Sunny look at each other and then back at Britani with quizzical looks on their faces.
Britani Knight: What I mean is that you are both equals in that you’re both equally worthless. You’re both out here complaining over whom the bigger role model is and I say that it’s a tie, because you both lose.
Both Sunny and Sable yell at the young Anti-Diva while Britani just stands there with a smirk on her face.
Britani Knight: You both lose because you both started horrible trends.
Sable and Sunny look at each other once more before looking back at Britani Knight, who looks over at Sable.
Britani Knight: Sable, you are the originator of the trend that women who pose for Playboy get rewarded in this business for no reason. You’re the reason why the likes of Chyna, Christy Hemme, Torrie Wilson, Candice Michelle, Ashley Massaro, and Maria were given the spotlight as opposed to people that ACTUALLY earned it, people like ME and the woman standing beside me, my mother Sweet Saraya.
The crowd lets out a loud mixed reaction as Britani turns her head towards Sunny.
Britani Knight: As for you…Why exactly are you here? Who do you think you are to come into my ring and to talk about how you’re a role model? Oh, you’re Tammy Sytch. I bet you think that you’re some sort of pioneer for women in wrestling, that you’ve blazed some sort of path for future generations. Well, I remember watching you at a young age and even then, I couldn’t understand why people wanted to emulate you and to be like you, because I saw nothing special. All I saw was a talentless slag getting a bunch of tv time for no apparent reason. You’ve sold yourself for lines of coke. You have a rap sheet as long as my leg, and if you’re a role model for someone, I would have to believe that it was a little girl that grew up to be a slag.
The crowd lets out a huge collective “OOOOOOOOOOOOH” while the worked up Anti-Diva catches her breath, but she continues quite quickly after the first breath of air inhaled.
Britani Knight: So, neither of you are role models. Because of the both of you, any woman that wants a job in this business has to surgically modify her body. Because of the both of you, we’re looked at as nothing but t[beeb] and arse! Because of the both of you, when actual female wrestlers come in this ring and bust our arses, we get s[beep]t on! It’s both of your faults! So no, neither of you are role models, because you’ve both done nothing, but contribute to the decay of society!
Before she can continue, Britani is slapped in the face by none other than Sable to which the crowd lets out another huge collective “OOOOOOOOOOOOH!” Britani drops the microphone and rubs her face.
Jim Ross: Uh-oh, Sable just slapped Britani and you know what this means.
Jerry Lawler: Yup, Britani’s gonna snap.
Without any warning whatsoever, Britani punches Sable right in the face, knocking her down instantly. Sunny actually laughs at Sable, but her laughter is cut short as she catches a punch to the jaw from Sweet Saraya and is knocked down to the ground. Before Saraya is able to capitalize on the fallen Sunny, the Original Diva rolls out of the ring, and drops to the floor. Meanwhile, the bell sounds and Sweet Saraya gets out onto the apron. In the ring, Britani is mounted on Sable and she starts throwing the heavy punches. Sable somehow blocks one of the punches and headbutts Britani right in the face.
Jim Ross: A nice counter by Sable.
Jerry Lawler: Yeah, but if we’ve learned anything about Britani, it’s that you must always stay on her during a match. If you allow her a chance to breathe, then it’s all over, because she is unrelenting in the ring. She will not stop until you stop moving. If she has to, she will beat you to death. Take a look at the Bellas. She almost killed them.
As if she has some sort of telekinetic link with Jerry Lawler, Sable takes the opportunity to kick Britani off of her and into the ropes. The Wildcat quickly gets to her feet as Britani bounces off of the ropes, and she hops up, and Sable nails Britani with the Sablecanrana. While this was going on, Sunny climbs up onto the apron and stands in her designated corner.
Jim Ross: Sable just nailed the hurricanrana.
Jerry Lawler: Even after all of these years, Sable hit that move perfectly.
With Britani down, Sable moves to the Anti-Diva’s legs, and begins to attack them with Britani yelling out. Meanwhile, Sunny just stands on the apron watching this and mocking Sable. Sable moves over to Britani’s ribcage and she gives Britani a huge kick to the abdomen, forcing all of the air out of Britani’s lungs. She then attempts to pin the young Anti-Diva, but only gets a one count as Sweet Saraya was right on top of it. Then, Sable attempts the Sable bomb on Britani who has the presence of mind reverse it into a DDT. With the breather that Britani has, she moves towards her corner and tags in Sweet Saraya.
Jim Ross: Britani makes the tag and here comes Sweet Saraya.
Jerry Lawler: I didn’t think that Sable still had it in her to even go toe-to-toe with Britani.
Saraya Knight capitalizes on the fallen Sable as she starts to exhibit some of the ruthlessness that we’ve seen from Britani Knight by at first stomping on Sable’s face. She’s stomping on the very same face that launched the idea that for any woman to grab the spotlight, they have to pose for Playboy. That’s a million-dollar face that Saraya is stomping and to her, it’s worth every penny just to beat Sable’s face into hamburger meat.
Jim Ross: The ruthlessness from Saraya Knight is downright scary. She hasn’t let up at all.
Jerry Lawler: It looks like Britani does indeed take after her mother. Like you said JR, Saraya looks downright scary right now. The referee’s trying to get her off of Sable, but he can’t.
The referee is screaming at Saraya Knight to let up on Sable, but she isn’t having any of it. The referee starts to count and nearly gets to five before Saraya lets up and she gets right in the referee’s face much like people see her daughter do. Meanwhile, Sable staggers to her feet, and she feels something covering her face. She puts her hand to her face, and it’s apparent that Sable is bleeding. She lets out a loud scream and she runs right at Saraya, and she spears Saraya right into the corner. However, Saraya’s not done fighting yet as she hammers Sable’s upper back with some clubbing forearms. Meanwhile, Sable starts nailing Saraya with shoulder thrusts. So right now, it’s Saraya’s forearm smashes versus Sable’s shoulder thrusts.
Jim Ross: Just like that, Sable gets another rush of energy and all it took was for her to get cut.
Jerry Lawler: Right now, Saraya and Sable are having a duel in the corner. Saraya is hitting Sable with clubbing forearms while Sable is hitting Saraya with shoulder thrusts.
Sable actually starts winning the duel and causes Saraya to slump down in the corner. Then she actually starts kicking Saraya’s face much like Saraya was doing to her, but before any real damage is done, Sable is pulled away by the referee. Then, Saraya gets to her feet, and Sable just runs at her with Saraya sidestepping, and uses Sable’s own momentum to drive Sable’s shoulder into the ring post.
Jim Ross: Just like that, the momentum shifts again as Sable’s shoulder makes a sickening smack against the ring post.
Jerry Lawler: The momentum has swayed in Saraya’s favor.
Saraya grabs Sable and throw to the ropes. She attempts a clothesline and Sable ducks. She attempts another on the rebound, but Sable ducks again. After the next rebound, Sable attempts and connects with the Sablecanrana. Britani is screaming at her mother to get up and to tag her. Sable gets up first and she picks up Saraya. She attempts and connects with a Sable Bomb. However, before she can attempt a pinfall, Sable collapses due to exhaustion and now, it’s a race to see who can get to their partner first. Sable starts to crawl over towards Sunny. Meanwhile, Britani enters the ring and pulls Saraya over to the Knight Dynasty’s corner. Britani then gets out on the apron and tags herself in just as Sable made it to the corner she shares with Sunny. However, Sunny drops off of the apron and then she slaps Sable in the face. Right when Sable wobbily turns around, she’s caught by Britani, who hits her with the Knight Light (Fisherman’s Brainbuster) and goes for the pin.
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!
“Just Don’t Care Anymore” by American Fangs plays again as Britani raises her arms in triumph as the crowd lets out a loud mixed reaction.
Lilian: Here are your winners, The Anti-Diva Britani Knight and Sweet Saraya Knight, The Knight Dynasty!
Sunny watches on as the young Anti-Diva continues to celebrate and she figures that while she can, she’ll soak up some of this spotlight that’s on Britani. She re-enters the ring and walks up to Britani, and then she raises Britani’s arm. Britani then shoots Sunny a dirty look and then knees the Original Diva in the stomach. She hoists Sunny up and lands another Knight Light. Then, Sweet Saraya makes it to her feet and after shaking the cobwebs out, she picks up Sunny and nails her with the Saraya Cradle (Fisherman’s Suplex). Both members of the Knight Dynasty raise their arms triumphantly as we cut to commercial.
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