Post by kainsmen on Jun 4, 2013 0:59:20 GMT -5
The scene opens on the in the home of Candy Cane and her soul mate, Sapphire, aka Emily Kainsmen, on the outskirts of Toronto. Emily is holding the camera as she is filming for their band’s fan site. This is the first video update since the band announced they were going on hiatus since the death of their bassist, Taffy, over a year ago.
Emily-“So you’re actually going through with this? Going back full time being a wrestler?
Candy-“Yep, I already signed the contract. My next match is the 14th.”
Emily-“You know, you’re leaving a good job with my father’s company. You know, a job where you’re not getting punched in the face on a daily basis.”
Candy just rolls her eyes.
Candy-“Oh yeah, looking at finical reports all day is real exciting. You know I just spent all day playing Solitaire right?”
Emily-“Only after you got busted for looking up porn. I really wish you would respect that ring on your finger a little more.”
Candy tries to defend her past actions.
Candy-“I didn’t know the speakers were hooked up. I consider LesbainTube, to be part of healthy marriage, cause you’ve never complained about techniques I picked up from there before.”
Emily-“Um, you see the little red light, it means I’m recording. I don’t want you blabbing about our bedroom habits to the world. Daddy had just started to accept you as his daughter-in-law, and don’t want anything to ruin that relationship.”
Candy-“Well, I thought every father would hope their daughters turn out lesbian, that way they can’t get knocked up by pervy boys. I think it’s your mother who hates me the most, cause we can’t produce grandchildren for her. But I was thinking, we could always adopt a child.”
Emily-“Adopt? Why would we adopt an unruly brat? They always turn out to be trouble cause they don’t respect foster parents cause not their biological parents.”
Candy gets very angry, can’t believe what Emily had just said.
Candy-“Excuse me? I was one of those unruly brats, once. Maybe foster children don’t respect their foster parents cause they don’t respect them, see them as burden. You should know better than anyone what I went through.”
Emily realizes she screwed up and places her arm around Candy, whom seems to be on verge of tears.
Emily-“Rebecca, I’m sorry. I wasn’t thinking. It’s just we’re going to be on the road a lot, hotels and locker rooms aren’t the place to raise a child. It would be unfair to them.”
Candy looks into Emily’s eyes, her spirits lifted slightly.
Candy-“ What do you mean we?”
Emily-“I’m coming with you, after all. You’re not going to leave me to sit at home worrying about you. Someone has to keep you out of trouble. Now you mentioned your next match was the 14th, against whom?”
Candy-“Some girl named Taryn. Apparently some chick that was in WWE then TNA, which by the way isn’t a porn site, before you get angry about that.”
Emily-“ So you watch some of her matches then, you know what to expect?”
Candy just smiles.
Candy-“Nope. I think its better not knowing. That way my head isn’t cluttered with worry, or doubt. Just go head on, I say.”
Emily just mutters under her breath.
Emily-“If she were on LesbainTube, you’d know everything about her.”
Candy cocks her head a bit.
Candy-“What was that?”
Emily-“Nothing, I think that concludes this update video. I’ll update Candy’s section of the site to reflect her renewal of her wrestling career. That’s were the next video update will be. This is Emily Sapphire Kainsmen signing off.”
The video cuts off and fades black.
Emily-“So you’re actually going through with this? Going back full time being a wrestler?
Candy-“Yep, I already signed the contract. My next match is the 14th.”
Emily-“You know, you’re leaving a good job with my father’s company. You know, a job where you’re not getting punched in the face on a daily basis.”
Candy just rolls her eyes.
Candy-“Oh yeah, looking at finical reports all day is real exciting. You know I just spent all day playing Solitaire right?”
Emily-“Only after you got busted for looking up porn. I really wish you would respect that ring on your finger a little more.”
Candy tries to defend her past actions.
Candy-“I didn’t know the speakers were hooked up. I consider LesbainTube, to be part of healthy marriage, cause you’ve never complained about techniques I picked up from there before.”
Emily-“Um, you see the little red light, it means I’m recording. I don’t want you blabbing about our bedroom habits to the world. Daddy had just started to accept you as his daughter-in-law, and don’t want anything to ruin that relationship.”
Candy-“Well, I thought every father would hope their daughters turn out lesbian, that way they can’t get knocked up by pervy boys. I think it’s your mother who hates me the most, cause we can’t produce grandchildren for her. But I was thinking, we could always adopt a child.”
Emily-“Adopt? Why would we adopt an unruly brat? They always turn out to be trouble cause they don’t respect foster parents cause not their biological parents.”
Candy gets very angry, can’t believe what Emily had just said.
Candy-“Excuse me? I was one of those unruly brats, once. Maybe foster children don’t respect their foster parents cause they don’t respect them, see them as burden. You should know better than anyone what I went through.”
Emily realizes she screwed up and places her arm around Candy, whom seems to be on verge of tears.
Emily-“Rebecca, I’m sorry. I wasn’t thinking. It’s just we’re going to be on the road a lot, hotels and locker rooms aren’t the place to raise a child. It would be unfair to them.”
Candy looks into Emily’s eyes, her spirits lifted slightly.
Candy-“ What do you mean we?”
Emily-“I’m coming with you, after all. You’re not going to leave me to sit at home worrying about you. Someone has to keep you out of trouble. Now you mentioned your next match was the 14th, against whom?”
Candy-“Some girl named Taryn. Apparently some chick that was in WWE then TNA, which by the way isn’t a porn site, before you get angry about that.”
Emily-“ So you watch some of her matches then, you know what to expect?”
Candy just smiles.
Candy-“Nope. I think its better not knowing. That way my head isn’t cluttered with worry, or doubt. Just go head on, I say.”
Emily just mutters under her breath.
Emily-“If she were on LesbainTube, you’d know everything about her.”
Candy cocks her head a bit.
Candy-“What was that?”
Emily-“Nothing, I think that concludes this update video. I’ll update Candy’s section of the site to reflect her renewal of her wrestling career. That’s were the next video update will be. This is Emily Sapphire Kainsmen signing off.”
The video cuts off and fades black.