Post by The Bradley Clan on Jun 11, 2013 13:52:26 GMT -5
At home in Camden, Maine, the newly-crowned GZWA Television Champion Mike Bradley sets up his camera for another installment of his video blog, "The Mind of Meta".
"In the immortal words of James Brown, I FEEL GOOD! DA NA NA NA NA NA NA!"
"Finally, all the extra workouts, the struggles, the emotional hell I've been through over the past year... it's all been validated with my first championship in any promotion! WOOOO!"
He struts like Ric Flair, then sits back down in front of the camera.
"But once you're on top, you know everyone's coming to push you off. Hell, people have been trying to undermine me my whole time in GZWA. But you know what happens when you mess with me? Karma comes back to bite you in the ass. Just ask Skinner Morris, Andre Holmes, Damien Sandow, Dolph Ziggler, or Randy Orton. They all tried to screw with me. Now they're all out of the company. But I'm still here. Still standing. Still Meta."
"If there's one thing I've learned in my 25 and a half years on this Earth, it's that perseverance is the only thing that matters. It sucks having a bum ticker, but I trained my ass off to manage it and become an all-state football and track star, and win... Oh, Christ, you guys know the story by now. ONWARD."
"So that brings us to Primetime. And, once again, Genesis. Jenny, I can only imagine what's going through your mind right now. Your girlfriend left you for a Chris Hansen look-alike, and you lost your precious title to the so called 'King of Irrelevance.' You said it over and over, as if to convince yourself. Well, before you begin that long, painful descent into no-name land, I'll give you one last souvenir for the trip..."
"My foot up your ass."
And if you don't know... now you know!
He does a backflip in excitement and turns off the camera.
He does a backflip in excitement and turns off the camera.
