Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2013 23:32:18 GMT -5
Paige: So I’ve heard through the grapevine that Laura Jackson is upset with my interfering in her match on the last edition of Primetime. Well, let me tell you something Laura. Had you not screwed me over, then I wouldn’t have screwed you over. You see, it’s all about respect and had you respectfully stayed out of my business, then I wouldn’t have gotten into yours.
Paige clears her throat before continuing to speak.
Paige: You think that I pretend to be a wrestler? How cute, because I’ve been a wrestler since the age of thirteen years old, and since then, I’ve become a twelve time champion. I’m not even twenty-one years old, and I’m already on a path to legendary status while you are nothing more than fizzle, a wannabe tough girl that acts like even should kiss her worthless arse. However, you’re nothing but a joke and for you to call me a doll is a laughable statement, because I’ve proved day in and day out that I am the best female wrestler in the business and the world.
Paige pauses for a moment before continuing once more.
Paige: You claim that you’re going to squash me for ruining your chance to lose to the Women’s Champion. Like Francine said, turnabout is fair play because seeing as you stopped me from beating the Women’s Champion, I decided to stop you from facing the Women’s Champion in a losing effort. Seeing as we are facing each other, you’re going to lose to me just like you would’ve lost to the Women’s Champion had you somehow managed to fluke your way to the title match.
Paige takes a sip of tea and clears her throat before continuing.
Paige: You also made the claim that you’re going to beat me so bad that I will return to Norwich with my tail between my legs? Laura, Laura, Laura…You have no idea about the family that I come from, do you? Let me tell you something, my family is known for being ruthless, and out of my entire family, the most ruthless member is none other than myself. I mean, I’ve destroyed my mother, the very woman that gave birth to me, the woman that raised me, and I beat her in the brutal ways known to man. I’ve beaten her, I’ve bludgeoned her, I’ve battered, and I left her in a pool of her own blood. Before you start making claims about beating me, you have to ask yourself this question: ‘If Paige is more than willing to destroy the very woman that gave birth to her, if Paige is more than willing to destroy the woman that raised her, what will I have to do to a woman so callous and dangerous in order to back up the asinine claim that I made about beating her?’ Well, the answer’s simple really. You aren’t going to beat me Laura, because I am the most ruthless, the most dangerous, the most cold-hearted, the most evil bitch on the roster, moreso than you could ever imagine.
Paige stops to catch her breath before ultimately continuing.
Paige: You are in for the most brutal evening of your life and the pain that I will inflict upon you will only stop once I place you in the tight clutch of the inverted facelock. After I squeeze the air out of your body, I would raise you up and then drop you onto your thick skull as I drop you with the Knight Light, because when you make asinine threats such as threatening to end my life, you aren’t dealing with The Anti-Deever Paige, anymore. When you make such an asinine statement like that, you’re dealing with the most dangerous woman in wrestling known as Britani Knight.
Paige takes a deep breath and exhales before continuing.
Paige: So, go ahead and make your idle threats, because I know that you won’t be able to carry them out, because you’re nothing but talk. However, I make promises and I’m able to carry them out because I can. I promise you that in response to your threats that I will physically destroy you. I will break you in half. I will destroy your ability to walk again. I will ensure that you are eating nothing but soup through a straw for the rest of your life and why would I let you live? It’s because if I let you live, then I’ll let you live with pain and suffering that I shall inflict upon you, so that every day that you wake up, you will be reminded of the sheer destruction that you’ve suffered at the hands of Britani Knight.
Paige clears her throat before continuing to speak.
Paige: You think that I pretend to be a wrestler? How cute, because I’ve been a wrestler since the age of thirteen years old, and since then, I’ve become a twelve time champion. I’m not even twenty-one years old, and I’m already on a path to legendary status while you are nothing more than fizzle, a wannabe tough girl that acts like even should kiss her worthless arse. However, you’re nothing but a joke and for you to call me a doll is a laughable statement, because I’ve proved day in and day out that I am the best female wrestler in the business and the world.
Paige pauses for a moment before continuing once more.
Paige: You claim that you’re going to squash me for ruining your chance to lose to the Women’s Champion. Like Francine said, turnabout is fair play because seeing as you stopped me from beating the Women’s Champion, I decided to stop you from facing the Women’s Champion in a losing effort. Seeing as we are facing each other, you’re going to lose to me just like you would’ve lost to the Women’s Champion had you somehow managed to fluke your way to the title match.
Paige takes a sip of tea and clears her throat before continuing.
Paige: You also made the claim that you’re going to beat me so bad that I will return to Norwich with my tail between my legs? Laura, Laura, Laura…You have no idea about the family that I come from, do you? Let me tell you something, my family is known for being ruthless, and out of my entire family, the most ruthless member is none other than myself. I mean, I’ve destroyed my mother, the very woman that gave birth to me, the woman that raised me, and I beat her in the brutal ways known to man. I’ve beaten her, I’ve bludgeoned her, I’ve battered, and I left her in a pool of her own blood. Before you start making claims about beating me, you have to ask yourself this question: ‘If Paige is more than willing to destroy the very woman that gave birth to her, if Paige is more than willing to destroy the woman that raised her, what will I have to do to a woman so callous and dangerous in order to back up the asinine claim that I made about beating her?’ Well, the answer’s simple really. You aren’t going to beat me Laura, because I am the most ruthless, the most dangerous, the most cold-hearted, the most evil bitch on the roster, moreso than you could ever imagine.
Paige stops to catch her breath before ultimately continuing.
Paige: You are in for the most brutal evening of your life and the pain that I will inflict upon you will only stop once I place you in the tight clutch of the inverted facelock. After I squeeze the air out of your body, I would raise you up and then drop you onto your thick skull as I drop you with the Knight Light, because when you make asinine threats such as threatening to end my life, you aren’t dealing with The Anti-Deever Paige, anymore. When you make such an asinine statement like that, you’re dealing with the most dangerous woman in wrestling known as Britani Knight.
Paige takes a deep breath and exhales before continuing.
Paige: So, go ahead and make your idle threats, because I know that you won’t be able to carry them out, because you’re nothing but talk. However, I make promises and I’m able to carry them out because I can. I promise you that in response to your threats that I will physically destroy you. I will break you in half. I will destroy your ability to walk again. I will ensure that you are eating nothing but soup through a straw for the rest of your life and why would I let you live? It’s because if I let you live, then I’ll let you live with pain and suffering that I shall inflict upon you, so that every day that you wake up, you will be reminded of the sheer destruction that you’ve suffered at the hands of Britani Knight.