Post by senorvinnie on May 25, 2018 22:19:34 GMT -5
Vinnie can be seen sitting on a chair inside his living room, playing his guitar and wearing some loafers and a knee high Bermuda. He is wearing an Hawaiian shirt that is opened up while humming while playing on the guitar. As the shot widens we can see Amanda and Rose chit chatting while writing down some stuff on a piece of paper and giggling as Amanda is making some oink noises.
Amanda: Boy I wish we could have put pig tails on him every opportunity we get???
Rose: Well Justin is in that main event match at the PPV, we could have Vinnie put on a pig tail on him after pinning him??
Amanda bursts out in laughter as she loves the idea, already she can see Vinnie putting on that pig tail on him while continuing the quest to become world champion. This causes Vinnie to stop playing on the guitar and stares at the two ladies smiling.
Vinnie: I can tell you girls are having some fun, care to share???
Amanda whispers something into the ear of Rose who bursts out in laughter
Rose: You are such a mean girl
Mandy Amanda turns her attention towards Vinnie as she has a twinkle in her eyes.
Amanda: I want you to finish this little fun time with Justin and focus on bigger things Vinnie, because let’s face it. People talk about us, people bitch behind our backs and they feel that you are my personal bitch. I think it is time for you to showcase who is the bitch and who is the next world champion in this company.
Vinnie’s finger’s plays with he strings of his guitar for a few moments as he is clearly thinking about the words that has been spoken by Amanda before grinning. Liking the words that she has said before stopping the guitar playing and puts his guitar down next to him and stares at the two beauties that are sitting in front of him.
Vinnie: You know something? That sounds like a master plan, no actually come to think of it?? It just sounds like an intro to a great movie, telling the tale of overcoming all the odds. Telling the tale of being overlooked, not being taken seriously. The tale of the most unlikely hero to the world, a hero that was there all along and the PEOPLE never seemed to notice him. And suddenly, when given the opportunity he will seize that opportunity and crown himself as champion.
He looks at a lamp that shines above his head and stares at it as if he is looking at a spotlight and smiles.
Vinnie: This is a movie idea that is perfect, it fits me so perfect that I better should wear sunglasses inside. Or else I will be blinded by the magnificence that is Senor Vinnie, the next GZWA world heavyweight champion. But of course people will seize this opportunity to be critics and drag me through the mud, just as losers here in this company would do. Losers like Justin Lockheart, Kendrick and yes even those who are brave enough to speak out their minds on social media. But when it comes down to it after me putting my view on things in front of their faces, they all just merely turn their heads and look the other way. Some heroes and great champions they are huh?? Well like every other senor’s in this world, we would call them merely Perro. And I am sure that some of you, who have a pea sized brain will know that Perro means “Dog”, but to clarify for those who are merely incapable of educating themselves to be more than a mere sixth grade flunky I would rather give them an explanation. Oh yes, an explanation. And I can hear you already think to yourself of what the F*** I’m talking about. But you will eventually find out after I will take enough time to guide you through the lessons of why the chicken crossed the road in several easy lessons.
Amanda: Hmmm, chicken…. I already like where this is going to.
Vinnie grins as he grabs his guitar and starts to play some more with it, humming along the strings that his fingers come in contact with and starts to make some music. But after a few moments he stops humming but continues playing as his eyes are deadly focused upon his guitar.
Vinnie: You see little kids, I thought that while you are trying to break your heads on the simple question: Why the chicken actually crossed the road?? I will help you guide you through this world that we would like to call a pig style. And no, this isn’t just to put Justin on a throne of once again being the centerpiece of his entire universe. A universe that is the size of his wrestling talent, a non-existing ability that only lives on inside his imagination. An imagination that consists of being boring, deadly for those who have a chance to make something of their lives. People like me for instance, people that have a talent that is so impressive that I am well adapt to any given situation. Justin is one dimensional as a human being, while me??? Well let’s just say I am the centipede of being multi-talented. Because let’s face it, I can do it all.
He continues to play while giving the girls a wink and starts to sing as we start to recognize the song Blueberry Hill by Fats Domino.
I found my thrill
On Riott Control’s Hill
On Riott Control’s Hill
When I beat all of you
The moon stood still
On New Jersey’s Hill
And lingered until
My dream came true
The wind in the willow played
Championship’s Gold sweet melody
But all of those promise you made
Were never to be
Though we're apart
You're part of me still
For you were my thrill
On Championship Hill
The wind in the willow played
Love's sweet melody
But all of those promises you made
Were never to be
Though we're apart
You're part of me still
For you were my thrill
On Championship Hill
He stops playing as he stares at the ladies, who are looking at him as they are waiting for what is coming up next. He grins as he looks at the guitar and sighs.
Vinnie: Now this may look like that both Amanda and Rose have no clue what I was singing about, but they actually do. But at least they do not wish to give away the big secret right from the start, because there is nothing worse than a snitch that gives everything away. Well except for a guy that has a pigtail fetish.
You see entrants that has been revealed and those who merely wishes to be like Kendrick. A mystery and a secret for us all as their identities have been hidden behind a box of marshmallows or even better behind Casey Cortez’s fat ass.
Amanda: But her ass….. oh my bad
Vinnie looks at her and gives her a wink, causing her to finally get where he is getting at before starting to giggle as Vinnie turns his attention back to the camera.
Vinnie: So many names, so many attempts to make something out of their careers. Those who are just piling in from left to right, those who want their friends or their gang to be alongside them. Merely to boost up their chances to be an egotistical sob. And yet we all know that quantities never beats quality that is looking you straight in the eye and tells you like it is. And yet of course, there is no brain alive that is willing to accept ME to be your next world heavyweight champion. But that will change very soon boys and girls.
Now I can just work down the list of names that are on the card, play on the repeat button as I enter your name on the dotted line and then tell you I will beat you. Which I’m sure that most of you will do so elegantly and tell us why you are so much better than me. And quite honestly?? It’s just as boring as listening to some vlogging chick that thinks that she can sing. It’s just like having David Schwimmer asking for the role of James Bond…, it’s never going to happen and you know why??
Rose: Why?
Amanda: He isn’t English
Vinnie rolls his eyes to the obvious statement that Amanda just made before wiggling his finger to the two ladies and finally gives the answer.
Vinnie How would you have felt when you saw the moron from Friends mess up the line that he wants his martini shaken, but not stirred? It’s obviously the one thing that I just cannot comprehend that there are so many Rosses out there and only one obvious diamond that needs to be elevated to the big time stardom that is being GZWA World Heavyweight Champion. That does sound interesting doesn’t it??
He puts on a huge grin before putting the guitar down next to him and slowly gets up from the chair and walks over towards the ladies and sits between them, wrapping his arms around them as they are cuddling for a few moments. Finally he turns his attention back to the camera and grins
Vinnie: To the victor goes the spoils isn’t it?? And I can see it already, the spewing words hitting the social media. Telling me that I haven’t won anything yet, trying to do their nerdy best to prove me wrong. And trust me I know who you are and where you have found each other on the social media lounge that is twitter or facebook or whatsoever. Instead of just lounging around, trying to play some reporter without anything interesting to say and just troll everyone. Instead of boring the world of being active and attempting to be serious, why not lose yourself and do what it has been made for all along?? Have some fun!! The serious part will eventually come when you stare me into the eyes and realize I was right all along.
And again the excuses will come, how can you be so sure? You haven’t done anything so far in this company except being Amanda’s little b****??
He looks at Amanda, who giggles as she squeezes his leg and winks at Rose who winks back.
Vinnie: I Have never been beaten cleanly, I have never lost fairly. I have beaten everyone that I got thrown into my path and did it with fun and without breaking a freaking sweat. But I know, I’m the joker out there. I’m the loser that nobody gives a crap about, that’s okay though. I’m the guy that is there every single week, I’m the guy that gets in first and leaves last. Well that’s because I rock and roll all night long and party every single day!! At least I have something that I can look back upon and realize that I was right all along.
So who is first? Who is the one that I should start off about and graze his or her presence with a smile upon my face and a tingling sensation in my stomach??
Amanda: Are you in love??
Vinnie: No mami, I love all women that it is hard to put one over the other. No, the tingling sensation of knowing that I will be on top and all of them have to look up at me. That’s something that’s fitting for an with the quality like mine.
Rose: Well why don’t we start off with…….. The Bradley Clan?
Vinnie nods his head, rubbing his chin and thinks for a few moments. He then nods his head and starts to respond to the first name that came out.
Vinnie: The Bradley Clan, the four ingrates that just can’t stop doing without the other knowing about it. And may I say and interesting choice from you Rose to start it all off with? I mean, when thinking about it. Seeing that our beloved management has got a hardon by putting me or us in replay matches from yesterday’s past. I hardly know or even talked to 95 percent of everyone on this card that has been confirmed so far. So it is a good thing that I am not a very shy guy, that has no fear of getting in someone else’s face and shake his or her hand. I’ve always been taught by my mother that I always need to introduce myself before I will let them into what I want to succeed in life. Well in case of Mike and his family of misfits… I’m Senor Vinnie and I am intending to kick your ass.
Amanda: He is so…. Yucky
Vinnie: Yucky? Interesting, but I think there’s more to this guy that meets the eye. I mean when I looked at his interesting bio. The man that is truly a leader, he leads by example… or at least so I assume. A guy that can be funny, entertaining, brash, confident, cocky I may hope to add to that list, perhaps even a man that loves to read poetry in his free time as well as talking to people who are trying to quit alcohol and just need someone to get them through the day??
Rose: Where did you find that??
Vinnie: Well I just assumed that a role model like that, would have some Extracurricular activities besides being someone that you can’t get him lose his confidence and his many attributes of being multi facet when it comes down to his vocal antics towards his opponents or friends. But then, then I just realized that when HE or HIS family is feeling threatened, then he will roughen up and be relentless. Now girls, I don’t know if you have ever seen a roughened up, relentless version of someone that is cocky, brash, confident and whatever cool and collective mindset he can be in. But it shows me how much of a failure he truly is.
Because let’s just face it girls, I guess this gang of four individuals are easily distracted from their natural habitat and feel quickly threatened by the outside world. Would this one individual be the thorn to their side?? Or is it merely to hype up their characteristic’s to enthrall the crowd with another massive comeback after being put in a simple armbar for five seconds. Who knows, I may even win the jackpot and eliminate all four of them.
Amanda: Don’t sound too over confident Vinnie. These four could ultimately just work together and you could be in a disadvantage.
Vinnie: Could be, with he narrative on COULD little mami. Because how often has history not told us that what looks great on paper, sucks in reality?? How many four man or three men or multi man factions has stood there at the end… told to the other person that it is HIS or HER moment to shine and just walk out of the ring on their own accord? Oh no my pretty, I am sure that these three Bradley’s hope that their bouncer boy will bounce himself out of competition by merely drop down after being dropped by the Dynamo…. Then have the Guru just convince herself that she is too good to wear the gold and have The Next Level just take home everything that THEY have worked for???
Rose: So besides using their nicknames you have nothing on them as of yet??
Vinnie: I’m just getting started Rose, my red headed pretty. I’m just getting started. Of course it is not enough to trouble “The Next Level” And his group of equality. Equality as long as one gets everything and the others just stare in awe from afar. Oh no, there is more to this than I would let you believe. There is of course that Mike cannot leave his home without them. A man that has had heart problems, a man that clearly needs others to help him out. Clearly I am just rambling nonsense out of my backside when Mr. Bradley opens up his ears and hears the art of speech for the very first time where he actually knows what is being said and unable to do anything else about it but accepting it.
A heart problem Mike, I’m so happy for you that you have been cleared. Happy for you that you could live out your dream, because there’s nothing else than I enjoy more to do than shatter dreams and become your worst nightmare. Because you can do all the kicking, punching, all the high flying and other nonsense all you want. It will take me one more, no matter which one in my arsenal to put YOU or any of your inbred family members to drop and be eliminated. Because let’s face it, I can talk all simultaneously about you Clansmen or women all I want. But when it comes down to the numbers gain being your advantage, the disadvantage is that I only have to eliminate one of you and then it’s all over!!
And then you can smile all you want, tell the world that four minus one is still three. But you know who I am talking about don’t you?? Oh yes, the brain behind the master plan. As if you would let ANY of your gang to win the big one, or vise versa for that matter. So when I dissect you from the rest, it’s like taking the brain away from Pinky and watch that mouse look as dumb and clueless as that broad from Pretty in Pink. And come to think of it, perhaps you need to start to change up your act and seek some advice from Adidas about dressing up huh princess?? No, you are just like each and every other tag team, stable, clueless idiots that just don’t know what to do with a brain upon their own and shove it.
Amanda: What about the other teams??
Vinnie: What about them??
Rose: Well you got the GZWA tag team champions for instance, surely they…
Vinnie rolls his eyes and palms his face with his hand for a few moments while shaking his head in disbelief.
Vinnie: They are doomed to lose, they are either too worked up on the fact that they have tag team gold and don’t have that sensation that I have for the World Title. Causing them to merely just sit there, trying to dominate every other tag team that is out there and then get eliminated. They sure as hell are lucky that it isn’t an over the top rope Battle Royal, because neither of Bobbi or Frost are capable to lift this body of sensational desire up and throw me over. And when they try to mess with me, I’ll just send them packing with some brutal submissions as I am going to work them over. I’ll put them out of their misery as soon as they have thought that every other tag team is gone. Because let’s face it, tag teams…. There’s a reason why they are TAG TEAMS, is because they cannot function on their own. They cannot think just about themselves. And when they do, they are doomed to fail. And besides, I am a dominant singles AND tag team wrestler. Nothing that THEY or anyone of these so called teams can do about it. I mean seriously?? The Knights who say NI???
Amanda: Who??
Vinnie: You know, the classic sketch of Monthy Python has apparently come alive with some knuckleheads that call themselves Knightmare Inc?? Is that like putting the brilliant comedy minds of Monthy Python’s classic The Holy Grail along with Nightmare on Elmstreet? And then to top it off with Monster’s Inc as the cherry on the cake???
Amanda Hmmm Cake.
Rose: You need to go on a diet
Amanda: HEY!!!
Vinnie: If you are such a Siskel and Ebert type of nerds? Waiting for someone to give them both a thumbs up?? Then I just have to apologize in advance and kick your teeth in. Again, two heads sharing nothing more than hot air, some dust and perhaps somewhere hidden deep inside their skulls is a opening that allows oxygen to dig a way to some sort of braincell that allows them to have a common thought. Is this how this federation needs to stack up a Battle Royal? Putting out people that normally don’t deserve anything close to be near YOURS TRULY??? Why can’t I just have what I want??
Rose: What’s that??
Vinnie: A match with Equinox and beat him up so badly that he will realize that I am more than just a play thing.
He winks at Amanda who giggles
Vinnie: But before I go to that Television champ and the rest that is a remotely challenge for yours truly, I need to dig deeper into the hide of the tag team division. Tag!! You are it!!
Both girls look at each other and giggle as he starts to compare the tag team division with the game of tag
Vinnie: And when you think it couldn’t get any worse, you will be shocked by the lack of intelligence and have to deal with the Rockett Security Inc. And the Mega Busters. Good Gawd, is this for real??? It’s like I am entering the rejects of the entire DC comic books that have been applying at Burger King to serve some Whoppers in the hope that Stan Lee will reboot them. Well how can I honestly say that this is a recipe for success? Well you know something?? It ain’t!!! And to top it all off there are some names out there that have no showed more often to this great federation than Married with Children had reruns, so there’s not even a chance in hell that I am going to sum all of those up just to be a beneficial to their smaller than life ego.
But the two that I will address, merely because they NEED to be addressed is Casey Cortez and equinox. The twitter paperazi and the reject of the family. How funny that I will quote on quote use something that is being said often about her sister. Well let’s face it Casey, she has done it. She has held that belt, if I can remember correctly. She is the one that should be handing over that championship belt after I am done with all of you. You Casey, someone that I have shown that your physicality means Jack to me, your ability to make me tap is merely countered by the laughter that I still remember from the triple teaming your sister and her wife and me did to you. Your submission status became submissive Casey. Something that you cannot and WILLNOT eve deny the fact that I have OWNED you since day one Casey. And don’t worry soon to be Mami, even with all these bodies that will be piling up and down, from left to right. All of them is going to be meaning nothing, because I will find you and I will… I WILL make you utter the words that I am your papi baby.
He grins as he shakes his head before turning his head back to the camera.
Vinnie: So much has been said, but only a little means so little. Oh I know that sounds like a classic tale of whatever trickles your fanny huh? Well when it comes to you CHAMP, I wonder. What DOES tickle your fanny?? Stating to the world that nobody wants to challenge you, oh and even using your cheerleader Konrad Raab to talk down EVERY SINGLE person in this federation. Why? Because that was the deal after LOSING to you? Is that how your contract singing works man? To add that little stipulation that will get you excited even more? Oh believe me, you have been a great TV champion. No question about that, but openly begging for people to step up?? Man, I’m sorry man. But that puts your title reign to shame. And we can’t have the same happening to this World title can’t we? Oh noooooo, it would be such a shame to have someone of YOUR stature becoming a shell of that what you supposedly once were??
Oh I have seen you before, I have wtched watched you in past federations my friend. That’s why I keep the best for last, kbecause let’s face it. nobody in this joint even deserves to be mentioned. Except you and me. The one that THINKS he has the gold in his hand after this main event…. And the man that KNOWS he will.
You believe that already you are too big for everything and everyone else in this federation. But you have beaten nobodies Holmes, you have beaten nobody of the quality and the ability of the Senor Vinnie level. The Mariachi will reign supreme, the Mariachi will play his final tune for each and every other wrestler that gets eliminated…. And for you??? I will sing the blues, because let’s face it. nobody wants to come up second and lose…. So go ahead and mope, go ahead and cry. Because it isn’t going to make a difference….. until then everyone… until then….
Amanda: Boy I wish we could have put pig tails on him every opportunity we get???
Rose: Well Justin is in that main event match at the PPV, we could have Vinnie put on a pig tail on him after pinning him??
Amanda bursts out in laughter as she loves the idea, already she can see Vinnie putting on that pig tail on him while continuing the quest to become world champion. This causes Vinnie to stop playing on the guitar and stares at the two ladies smiling.
Vinnie: I can tell you girls are having some fun, care to share???
Amanda whispers something into the ear of Rose who bursts out in laughter
Rose: You are such a mean girl
Mandy Amanda turns her attention towards Vinnie as she has a twinkle in her eyes.
Amanda: I want you to finish this little fun time with Justin and focus on bigger things Vinnie, because let’s face it. People talk about us, people bitch behind our backs and they feel that you are my personal bitch. I think it is time for you to showcase who is the bitch and who is the next world champion in this company.
Vinnie’s finger’s plays with he strings of his guitar for a few moments as he is clearly thinking about the words that has been spoken by Amanda before grinning. Liking the words that she has said before stopping the guitar playing and puts his guitar down next to him and stares at the two beauties that are sitting in front of him.
Vinnie: You know something? That sounds like a master plan, no actually come to think of it?? It just sounds like an intro to a great movie, telling the tale of overcoming all the odds. Telling the tale of being overlooked, not being taken seriously. The tale of the most unlikely hero to the world, a hero that was there all along and the PEOPLE never seemed to notice him. And suddenly, when given the opportunity he will seize that opportunity and crown himself as champion.
He looks at a lamp that shines above his head and stares at it as if he is looking at a spotlight and smiles.
Vinnie: This is a movie idea that is perfect, it fits me so perfect that I better should wear sunglasses inside. Or else I will be blinded by the magnificence that is Senor Vinnie, the next GZWA world heavyweight champion. But of course people will seize this opportunity to be critics and drag me through the mud, just as losers here in this company would do. Losers like Justin Lockheart, Kendrick and yes even those who are brave enough to speak out their minds on social media. But when it comes down to it after me putting my view on things in front of their faces, they all just merely turn their heads and look the other way. Some heroes and great champions they are huh?? Well like every other senor’s in this world, we would call them merely Perro. And I am sure that some of you, who have a pea sized brain will know that Perro means “Dog”, but to clarify for those who are merely incapable of educating themselves to be more than a mere sixth grade flunky I would rather give them an explanation. Oh yes, an explanation. And I can hear you already think to yourself of what the F*** I’m talking about. But you will eventually find out after I will take enough time to guide you through the lessons of why the chicken crossed the road in several easy lessons.
Amanda: Hmmm, chicken…. I already like where this is going to.
Vinnie grins as he grabs his guitar and starts to play some more with it, humming along the strings that his fingers come in contact with and starts to make some music. But after a few moments he stops humming but continues playing as his eyes are deadly focused upon his guitar.
Vinnie: You see little kids, I thought that while you are trying to break your heads on the simple question: Why the chicken actually crossed the road?? I will help you guide you through this world that we would like to call a pig style. And no, this isn’t just to put Justin on a throne of once again being the centerpiece of his entire universe. A universe that is the size of his wrestling talent, a non-existing ability that only lives on inside his imagination. An imagination that consists of being boring, deadly for those who have a chance to make something of their lives. People like me for instance, people that have a talent that is so impressive that I am well adapt to any given situation. Justin is one dimensional as a human being, while me??? Well let’s just say I am the centipede of being multi-talented. Because let’s face it, I can do it all.
He continues to play while giving the girls a wink and starts to sing as we start to recognize the song Blueberry Hill by Fats Domino.
I found my thrill
On Riott Control’s Hill
On Riott Control’s Hill
When I beat all of you
The moon stood still
On New Jersey’s Hill
And lingered until
My dream came true
The wind in the willow played
Championship’s Gold sweet melody
But all of those promise you made
Were never to be
Though we're apart
You're part of me still
For you were my thrill
On Championship Hill
The wind in the willow played
Love's sweet melody
But all of those promises you made
Were never to be
Though we're apart
You're part of me still
For you were my thrill
On Championship Hill
He stops playing as he stares at the ladies, who are looking at him as they are waiting for what is coming up next. He grins as he looks at the guitar and sighs.
Vinnie: Now this may look like that both Amanda and Rose have no clue what I was singing about, but they actually do. But at least they do not wish to give away the big secret right from the start, because there is nothing worse than a snitch that gives everything away. Well except for a guy that has a pigtail fetish.
You see entrants that has been revealed and those who merely wishes to be like Kendrick. A mystery and a secret for us all as their identities have been hidden behind a box of marshmallows or even better behind Casey Cortez’s fat ass.
Amanda: But her ass….. oh my bad
Vinnie looks at her and gives her a wink, causing her to finally get where he is getting at before starting to giggle as Vinnie turns his attention back to the camera.
Vinnie: So many names, so many attempts to make something out of their careers. Those who are just piling in from left to right, those who want their friends or their gang to be alongside them. Merely to boost up their chances to be an egotistical sob. And yet we all know that quantities never beats quality that is looking you straight in the eye and tells you like it is. And yet of course, there is no brain alive that is willing to accept ME to be your next world heavyweight champion. But that will change very soon boys and girls.
Now I can just work down the list of names that are on the card, play on the repeat button as I enter your name on the dotted line and then tell you I will beat you. Which I’m sure that most of you will do so elegantly and tell us why you are so much better than me. And quite honestly?? It’s just as boring as listening to some vlogging chick that thinks that she can sing. It’s just like having David Schwimmer asking for the role of James Bond…, it’s never going to happen and you know why??
Rose: Why?
Amanda: He isn’t English
Vinnie rolls his eyes to the obvious statement that Amanda just made before wiggling his finger to the two ladies and finally gives the answer.
Vinnie How would you have felt when you saw the moron from Friends mess up the line that he wants his martini shaken, but not stirred? It’s obviously the one thing that I just cannot comprehend that there are so many Rosses out there and only one obvious diamond that needs to be elevated to the big time stardom that is being GZWA World Heavyweight Champion. That does sound interesting doesn’t it??
He puts on a huge grin before putting the guitar down next to him and slowly gets up from the chair and walks over towards the ladies and sits between them, wrapping his arms around them as they are cuddling for a few moments. Finally he turns his attention back to the camera and grins
Vinnie: To the victor goes the spoils isn’t it?? And I can see it already, the spewing words hitting the social media. Telling me that I haven’t won anything yet, trying to do their nerdy best to prove me wrong. And trust me I know who you are and where you have found each other on the social media lounge that is twitter or facebook or whatsoever. Instead of just lounging around, trying to play some reporter without anything interesting to say and just troll everyone. Instead of boring the world of being active and attempting to be serious, why not lose yourself and do what it has been made for all along?? Have some fun!! The serious part will eventually come when you stare me into the eyes and realize I was right all along.
And again the excuses will come, how can you be so sure? You haven’t done anything so far in this company except being Amanda’s little b****??
He looks at Amanda, who giggles as she squeezes his leg and winks at Rose who winks back.
Vinnie: I Have never been beaten cleanly, I have never lost fairly. I have beaten everyone that I got thrown into my path and did it with fun and without breaking a freaking sweat. But I know, I’m the joker out there. I’m the loser that nobody gives a crap about, that’s okay though. I’m the guy that is there every single week, I’m the guy that gets in first and leaves last. Well that’s because I rock and roll all night long and party every single day!! At least I have something that I can look back upon and realize that I was right all along.
So who is first? Who is the one that I should start off about and graze his or her presence with a smile upon my face and a tingling sensation in my stomach??
Amanda: Are you in love??
Vinnie: No mami, I love all women that it is hard to put one over the other. No, the tingling sensation of knowing that I will be on top and all of them have to look up at me. That’s something that’s fitting for an with the quality like mine.
Rose: Well why don’t we start off with…….. The Bradley Clan?
Vinnie nods his head, rubbing his chin and thinks for a few moments. He then nods his head and starts to respond to the first name that came out.
Vinnie: The Bradley Clan, the four ingrates that just can’t stop doing without the other knowing about it. And may I say and interesting choice from you Rose to start it all off with? I mean, when thinking about it. Seeing that our beloved management has got a hardon by putting me or us in replay matches from yesterday’s past. I hardly know or even talked to 95 percent of everyone on this card that has been confirmed so far. So it is a good thing that I am not a very shy guy, that has no fear of getting in someone else’s face and shake his or her hand. I’ve always been taught by my mother that I always need to introduce myself before I will let them into what I want to succeed in life. Well in case of Mike and his family of misfits… I’m Senor Vinnie and I am intending to kick your ass.
Amanda: He is so…. Yucky
Vinnie: Yucky? Interesting, but I think there’s more to this guy that meets the eye. I mean when I looked at his interesting bio. The man that is truly a leader, he leads by example… or at least so I assume. A guy that can be funny, entertaining, brash, confident, cocky I may hope to add to that list, perhaps even a man that loves to read poetry in his free time as well as talking to people who are trying to quit alcohol and just need someone to get them through the day??
Rose: Where did you find that??
Vinnie: Well I just assumed that a role model like that, would have some Extracurricular activities besides being someone that you can’t get him lose his confidence and his many attributes of being multi facet when it comes down to his vocal antics towards his opponents or friends. But then, then I just realized that when HE or HIS family is feeling threatened, then he will roughen up and be relentless. Now girls, I don’t know if you have ever seen a roughened up, relentless version of someone that is cocky, brash, confident and whatever cool and collective mindset he can be in. But it shows me how much of a failure he truly is.
Because let’s just face it girls, I guess this gang of four individuals are easily distracted from their natural habitat and feel quickly threatened by the outside world. Would this one individual be the thorn to their side?? Or is it merely to hype up their characteristic’s to enthrall the crowd with another massive comeback after being put in a simple armbar for five seconds. Who knows, I may even win the jackpot and eliminate all four of them.
Amanda: Don’t sound too over confident Vinnie. These four could ultimately just work together and you could be in a disadvantage.
Vinnie: Could be, with he narrative on COULD little mami. Because how often has history not told us that what looks great on paper, sucks in reality?? How many four man or three men or multi man factions has stood there at the end… told to the other person that it is HIS or HER moment to shine and just walk out of the ring on their own accord? Oh no my pretty, I am sure that these three Bradley’s hope that their bouncer boy will bounce himself out of competition by merely drop down after being dropped by the Dynamo…. Then have the Guru just convince herself that she is too good to wear the gold and have The Next Level just take home everything that THEY have worked for???
Rose: So besides using their nicknames you have nothing on them as of yet??
Vinnie: I’m just getting started Rose, my red headed pretty. I’m just getting started. Of course it is not enough to trouble “The Next Level” And his group of equality. Equality as long as one gets everything and the others just stare in awe from afar. Oh no, there is more to this than I would let you believe. There is of course that Mike cannot leave his home without them. A man that has had heart problems, a man that clearly needs others to help him out. Clearly I am just rambling nonsense out of my backside when Mr. Bradley opens up his ears and hears the art of speech for the very first time where he actually knows what is being said and unable to do anything else about it but accepting it.
A heart problem Mike, I’m so happy for you that you have been cleared. Happy for you that you could live out your dream, because there’s nothing else than I enjoy more to do than shatter dreams and become your worst nightmare. Because you can do all the kicking, punching, all the high flying and other nonsense all you want. It will take me one more, no matter which one in my arsenal to put YOU or any of your inbred family members to drop and be eliminated. Because let’s face it, I can talk all simultaneously about you Clansmen or women all I want. But when it comes down to the numbers gain being your advantage, the disadvantage is that I only have to eliminate one of you and then it’s all over!!
And then you can smile all you want, tell the world that four minus one is still three. But you know who I am talking about don’t you?? Oh yes, the brain behind the master plan. As if you would let ANY of your gang to win the big one, or vise versa for that matter. So when I dissect you from the rest, it’s like taking the brain away from Pinky and watch that mouse look as dumb and clueless as that broad from Pretty in Pink. And come to think of it, perhaps you need to start to change up your act and seek some advice from Adidas about dressing up huh princess?? No, you are just like each and every other tag team, stable, clueless idiots that just don’t know what to do with a brain upon their own and shove it.
Amanda: What about the other teams??
Vinnie: What about them??
Rose: Well you got the GZWA tag team champions for instance, surely they…
Vinnie rolls his eyes and palms his face with his hand for a few moments while shaking his head in disbelief.
Vinnie: They are doomed to lose, they are either too worked up on the fact that they have tag team gold and don’t have that sensation that I have for the World Title. Causing them to merely just sit there, trying to dominate every other tag team that is out there and then get eliminated. They sure as hell are lucky that it isn’t an over the top rope Battle Royal, because neither of Bobbi or Frost are capable to lift this body of sensational desire up and throw me over. And when they try to mess with me, I’ll just send them packing with some brutal submissions as I am going to work them over. I’ll put them out of their misery as soon as they have thought that every other tag team is gone. Because let’s face it, tag teams…. There’s a reason why they are TAG TEAMS, is because they cannot function on their own. They cannot think just about themselves. And when they do, they are doomed to fail. And besides, I am a dominant singles AND tag team wrestler. Nothing that THEY or anyone of these so called teams can do about it. I mean seriously?? The Knights who say NI???
Amanda: Who??
Vinnie: You know, the classic sketch of Monthy Python has apparently come alive with some knuckleheads that call themselves Knightmare Inc?? Is that like putting the brilliant comedy minds of Monthy Python’s classic The Holy Grail along with Nightmare on Elmstreet? And then to top it off with Monster’s Inc as the cherry on the cake???
Amanda Hmmm Cake.
Rose: You need to go on a diet
Amanda: HEY!!!
Vinnie: If you are such a Siskel and Ebert type of nerds? Waiting for someone to give them both a thumbs up?? Then I just have to apologize in advance and kick your teeth in. Again, two heads sharing nothing more than hot air, some dust and perhaps somewhere hidden deep inside their skulls is a opening that allows oxygen to dig a way to some sort of braincell that allows them to have a common thought. Is this how this federation needs to stack up a Battle Royal? Putting out people that normally don’t deserve anything close to be near YOURS TRULY??? Why can’t I just have what I want??
Rose: What’s that??
Vinnie: A match with Equinox and beat him up so badly that he will realize that I am more than just a play thing.
He winks at Amanda who giggles
Vinnie: But before I go to that Television champ and the rest that is a remotely challenge for yours truly, I need to dig deeper into the hide of the tag team division. Tag!! You are it!!
Both girls look at each other and giggle as he starts to compare the tag team division with the game of tag
Vinnie: And when you think it couldn’t get any worse, you will be shocked by the lack of intelligence and have to deal with the Rockett Security Inc. And the Mega Busters. Good Gawd, is this for real??? It’s like I am entering the rejects of the entire DC comic books that have been applying at Burger King to serve some Whoppers in the hope that Stan Lee will reboot them. Well how can I honestly say that this is a recipe for success? Well you know something?? It ain’t!!! And to top it all off there are some names out there that have no showed more often to this great federation than Married with Children had reruns, so there’s not even a chance in hell that I am going to sum all of those up just to be a beneficial to their smaller than life ego.
But the two that I will address, merely because they NEED to be addressed is Casey Cortez and equinox. The twitter paperazi and the reject of the family. How funny that I will quote on quote use something that is being said often about her sister. Well let’s face it Casey, she has done it. She has held that belt, if I can remember correctly. She is the one that should be handing over that championship belt after I am done with all of you. You Casey, someone that I have shown that your physicality means Jack to me, your ability to make me tap is merely countered by the laughter that I still remember from the triple teaming your sister and her wife and me did to you. Your submission status became submissive Casey. Something that you cannot and WILLNOT eve deny the fact that I have OWNED you since day one Casey. And don’t worry soon to be Mami, even with all these bodies that will be piling up and down, from left to right. All of them is going to be meaning nothing, because I will find you and I will… I WILL make you utter the words that I am your papi baby.
He grins as he shakes his head before turning his head back to the camera.
Vinnie: So much has been said, but only a little means so little. Oh I know that sounds like a classic tale of whatever trickles your fanny huh? Well when it comes to you CHAMP, I wonder. What DOES tickle your fanny?? Stating to the world that nobody wants to challenge you, oh and even using your cheerleader Konrad Raab to talk down EVERY SINGLE person in this federation. Why? Because that was the deal after LOSING to you? Is that how your contract singing works man? To add that little stipulation that will get you excited even more? Oh believe me, you have been a great TV champion. No question about that, but openly begging for people to step up?? Man, I’m sorry man. But that puts your title reign to shame. And we can’t have the same happening to this World title can’t we? Oh noooooo, it would be such a shame to have someone of YOUR stature becoming a shell of that what you supposedly once were??
Oh I have seen you before, I have wtched watched you in past federations my friend. That’s why I keep the best for last, kbecause let’s face it. nobody in this joint even deserves to be mentioned. Except you and me. The one that THINKS he has the gold in his hand after this main event…. And the man that KNOWS he will.
You believe that already you are too big for everything and everyone else in this federation. But you have beaten nobodies Holmes, you have beaten nobody of the quality and the ability of the Senor Vinnie level. The Mariachi will reign supreme, the Mariachi will play his final tune for each and every other wrestler that gets eliminated…. And for you??? I will sing the blues, because let’s face it. nobody wants to come up second and lose…. So go ahead and mope, go ahead and cry. Because it isn’t going to make a difference….. until then everyone… until then….