Post by The Bradley Clan on Oct 11, 2011 0:34:00 GMT -5
Skinner Morris wants me to forgive him for his foolishness because he has a lot on his plate right now...
Done.
You got it, bro. It's not like you committed a crime or anything. Sure, you embarrassed yourself on national TV by prancing around and talking like a wigger, but it didn't kill anyone. I think.
So yes, I forgive you. And no, I won't let it impact our tag team match this Sunday at Final Encounter. We'll go in, we'll get shit done, and we'll get the win.
And then that's the end.
Seriously. As long as we're taking things off your plate, how about this notion that I agreed to be your tag team partner? By accident of booking I've been on a tag team with you for three straight shows, including Final Encounter. I am a singles wrestler. And I'm here not to win the imaginary GZWA Tag Team Championship, but to become the HEAVYWEIGHT. CHAMPION. OF THE WORLD.
You see, Skinner, I don't need to win a tag team championship to cement my legacy. I've been a part of tag team history before. Two years ago, my sister Danielle and I became the first mixed-gender tag team to win a men's tag team championship. But now she's retired from wrestling, and that's fine. I'm not one to tell my big/little sister what to do. Like Chatoic Stylez, she and I were always cohesive, but independent.
So consider this match our fond farewell, Skinner. And somewhere down the line, if we cross paths on the way to the GZWA Heavyweight Championship... don't forget who recorded the decisions.
Because if you don't know... now you know.
Done.
You got it, bro. It's not like you committed a crime or anything. Sure, you embarrassed yourself on national TV by prancing around and talking like a wigger, but it didn't kill anyone. I think.
So yes, I forgive you. And no, I won't let it impact our tag team match this Sunday at Final Encounter. We'll go in, we'll get shit done, and we'll get the win.
And then that's the end.
Seriously. As long as we're taking things off your plate, how about this notion that I agreed to be your tag team partner? By accident of booking I've been on a tag team with you for three straight shows, including Final Encounter. I am a singles wrestler. And I'm here not to win the imaginary GZWA Tag Team Championship, but to become the HEAVYWEIGHT. CHAMPION. OF THE WORLD.
You see, Skinner, I don't need to win a tag team championship to cement my legacy. I've been a part of tag team history before. Two years ago, my sister Danielle and I became the first mixed-gender tag team to win a men's tag team championship. But now she's retired from wrestling, and that's fine. I'm not one to tell my big/little sister what to do. Like Chatoic Stylez, she and I were always cohesive, but independent.
So consider this match our fond farewell, Skinner. And somewhere down the line, if we cross paths on the way to the GZWA Heavyweight Championship... don't forget who recorded the decisions.
Because if you don't know... now you know.
