Post by Molly Holly on Oct 11, 2011 20:16:04 GMT -5
The scene opens up, and to the viewers' surprise, a black and white scene. A pool table is set out, along with stained windows. The scene slowly changes from black and white to sepia, until it fully becomes normally colored. Suddenly, an Auburn haired beauty steps on to the scene, and gingerly sits up on the table.
The woman is Porscha, one of the competitors in the Final Encounter Armageddon Hell in a Cell match for the Women's Championship. In fact, we could be staring at our next champion. Porscha is wearing a short, strapless little black dress, a pair of hip tights, and cheetah print heels (it wouldn't be Porscha without some sort of animal print!) Porscha gives a huge beam to the camera, which would be abnormal for anyone with a healthy mental state. If Porscha were normal, she would probably be tearing the room apart from the things that have gone on for the past few weeks. But we all expect this sort of behavior from her. Porscha licks her glossed lips, and begins to speak.
Porscha
Oh my Goddddd, hi guys! As you all know, my name is Porscha, and I'm going to be your new Women's champion! Yeah, I am. You heard correctly. It's my moment, I absolutely know it. I've made loads of impact in the short time I'm here, let's go down the list. I debuted and made my cousin look good, I became a "psycho"-- Obviously I'm not, the only thing I'm crazy over is all my fans! I made Mei Long's career look interesting, and look at me now! I'm a member of Sensational Mary's entourage, and main eventing nearly every week! But...
GZWA's friendly neighborhood psychopath's facial expression changes at this point, and we can see that Porscha is starting to lose her composure. This could definitely spell trouble, especially considering Porscha's mental state. For all we know, she could throw herself out the window! But she doesn't seem that angry... Yet.
Porscha
I've been screwed over. Tons and tons of times, and it's starting to reeeeeeally piss me off. My fans know how hard I've worked to get to where I am, and all of my opportunities are being taken away from me because of jealous BITCHES. I was all set to win that match against Ching Chong Fook the other day, and advance in the tV title tournament, until Amanda's lesbian play toy came out and knocked Mei Long out. That was MY job! Just because you're stuck with some excuse for a wrestler doesn't mean you have to take out MY chance at becoming a champion! So Laura Jackson, you better watch your ass inside that cell, because I'm going to take your tattooed ass, and shove my furry boot STRAIGHT UP IT. My foot is gonna go so far, you're going to taste my boot. Now as for Tia Brooks, she can kiss that title good bye. She carries it around like a Barbie Doll accessory, and honey, that just doesn't cut it. What exactly has Tia done as Champ? Is it just me, or does anyone else hear crickets...? Of course it isn't just me, because that's the sound of crickets filling up the SILENCE. Tia hasn't done anything. My doormat has more personality than her! And Mei Long, don't even let me say anything on her. I've said what I had to, but I'll just say one more piece: she doesn't deserve this spot in the match. She's already fighting in the TV Championship finals, and that should've been MY spot. And Chyna? Chyna who? Last time she was relevant was when little boys spread rumors over the internet that she was a man. She'll be her own downfall in this match. And now, Katie Matthews...
Slowly, a creepy grin forms. Porscha puts one leg over the other, and places her hands together. Porscha seems über calm for some reason, which is out of the norm.
Porscha
Katie, Katie Katie... Whoops! I mean "Katherine[/i" Matthews. Is that supposed to make you sound more classy? Sweetie, you aren't fooling anyone. You still look like a 5 dollar hooker from Mel's Cabaret down the street. Katie, you keep saying that you're the "original" psychopath, but girl, you're the only psychopath. What have I done to steal that spot? Absolutely nothing! Now as for Consuela who's in your corner, if she grabs my foot or plays any games with me during this match, I'm going to knock her teeth out. Maybe that will shut her up, eh? So not only am I focusing on winning this match, I want to inflict pain. Lots and lots of it. Particularly on the Tattooed Freak, Katie Matthews, and Mei Long. This is gonna be waytoo easy. Good luck girls! And don't feel too bad when you lose, I'm sure Katie can get you a spot at Mel's!
Porscha lets out a screech, that soon turns into a maniacal laugh. She's sitting there, slapping her knees, seemingly amused at the thought at causing utter chaos. She starts to calm down, and blows a kiss into the camera. The scene closes.