Post by Chris ★ Matthews on Nov 11, 2011 14:16:41 GMT -5
Friday night fight theme song "Warrior Call" by Volbeat hits the pa system the fans are cheering ready to begin the show. They have the regular announcers there also. You can see some of the fans holding up signs, one of the signs say Jazz Stinger and another one say marry me Jimmy Jacobs and another one says has a blue eye spider.
Pro. X ;; "Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to friday night fights and this is sure to be a awesome house show match."
Carter ;; "That right and I can't wait the main event will put it up against Carnage vs Cactus jack in a deathmatch and it should to be blood. But I can't wait for the first match there is going to be puppys. Speaking of Puppy where is francine.''
Pro. X ;; ''She has the night off mate."
Just then Money, Power, Respect by LOX Hits the pa system and out comes Jazz and the fans begins to boo.
Zoey Valentine ;; "Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a street fight. On her way to the ring hailing from Lafayette, Louisiana she weights in at 148 pounds the baddest bitch Jazz."
She looks at them and she pretend to hits them. She begins to walk down and she slides into the ring and she raises her hands in the air. Just then "Feuer Frei'' by Rammstein hits the pa system and the fans begins to cheer.
Zoey Valentine ;; "And her opponent hailing from Los Angeles, California weighting at 110 pounds she is the goddess of war Amanda Cortez."
Amanda comes out and She is looking at Jazz she begins to walk down and she slides into the ring. The bell rings and the two girls ties and jazz moves forward and traps Amanda in the corner. She then hits a right hook right in the pretty face of Amanda.
Pro. X ;; "What a right hook that isnt pretty."
Amanda then slide out of the ring to heal up. Jazz follows behind her and she runs and Amanda turns around and sents Jazz in the barricade. Amanda then goes by Jazz and picks her up and brings her down face first on the steel barricade.
Carter ;; "Oh mama what a move.''
Jazz recovers and kicks Amanda in the stomach and Jazz irish whip her in the steel barriacde. She then goes under the ring and grabs a kendo stick. She then walk over by Amanda when a fan hands Amanda a steel chair. She then hits Jazz over the head sending her straight down. She then drops the chair and she goes over and grabs the kendo stick. She then picks up Jazz and smack the kendo stick over the head of jazz. She then picks up Jazz and brings her back in the ring. She goes back under the ring and grabs a table and brings it in the ring. She puts it in the corner, jazz then gets up and hits Amanda in the back then picks up Amanda in the Jazz Strech (Lifting double Chickenwing) and the ref is asking if she quits she shakes her head and Jazz streches out some more but Amanda is refusing to quit. Jazz lets goes and pins her. 1...2...thre...Kickout. Jazz is celebrating that she thinks she won. Just then Amanda gets up and Jazz turns around and she runs after Amanda and Amanda ducks and Jazz hits the table. Amanda then set up for the fade to black. Jazz turns around and Amanda runs and hits the fade to black (Spear) right though the table and she covers Jazz. 1...2...3 and the bell rings
DING...DING...DING
Zoey Valentine ;; ''Here is your Winner Amanda Cortez."
Amanda gets her hands raise and "Feuer Frei'' hits the pa system and she is some happy She then heads out of the ring and into the back.
WINNER: AMANDA CORTEZ
The lights goes out and The Cell starts to go down and The fans are cheering but they have no idea what it is like to be in a match like this, but it should be entertaining for them to watch
Pro. X ;; We are seconds away from the devil playground now normally we dont do this type of match for a house show but we where told this way going to happen."
Carter ;; "That right and it is a fight between Jimmy Jacobs and Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka.''
Just then "Black Or White" by Bleeding in Stereo hits the pa system and out comes Jimmy Jacobs.
Zoey Valentine ;; "Ladies and Gentlemen on his way to the ring standing in a 5 foot 7 , weighting in at one hundred and sixty-nine pounds, he hails from Grand Rapids, Michigan he is the emo warrior Jimmy Jacobs."
The Fans Begins to boo him. But he just ignores it. He is looking at the steel structure and he walks into the door and he gets in the ring. He takes off his jacket he set it outside. Just then "Supa Fly" by Dale Oliver hits the pa system and out comes Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka
Zoey Valentine ;; ''And his oppoent standing in a five foot ten weighting in a to hundred and fifty pounds, he hails from Clifton New Jersey Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka."
The Fans begins to cheer he slaps the fans he looks at Jimmy Jacobs and Jimmy Jacobs as a look in his eye. Jimmy gets to the door and he opens it. He then gets into the ring and then door then locks. The bell dings now.
DING...DING...DING
Pro. X ;; "Ladies and gentlemen we are underway in this one falls match."
Jimmy Jacobs slaps Jimmy Snuka and smirks, the fans boo. Then snuka comes back around and punch Jimmy Jacobs in the face. Just then Jimmy Jacobs knees snuka in the stomach. Snuka turns his back and Jimmy Jacobs goes and grabs the spike out of he boot.
Carter ;; "Snuka look out.''
He turns around and Jimmy Jacobs comes smack Snuka of the head with the spike and the fans begins to boo. Snuka is now bleeding. Jimmy Jacobs Covers him, 1...2...thre...kickout.
Pro. X ;; "Unbelievable Snuka just kick out even after that cheap shot from Jacobs."
Jimmy Jacobs looks at the Ref and he can't believe it. He then hits a series of punches to the head of Snuka and he is completely showing no mercy to him. The ref try to stop Jimmy but Jimmy Jacob pushes him away. He goes back and continue to hit more punches. He then gets up and picks up snuka and throws him out of the ring. He slides underneath the ring and he goes and picks up Jimmy Snuka, and two byhe throws him against the cage. Jimmy Snuka get ups he hits Jimmy Jacobs with a punch. He then grabs jimmy jacobs head and slams it against the cage. Snuka then breaks the door open and he heads out and climbs the cage. Jacobs then get up and he looks at Snuka. He then goes under the ring and grabs a barbwire two by four and gets out of the cage he then grabs some gasoline and pour it over the barbwire and he begins to climb the cage and he runs and dropkick snuka. Jimmy Jacobs then lights the two by four and it is on four now, Snuka get up and jacobs runs and try to hit him but he ducks and he took it away from Jacobs and he hits it over his head and Jacobs is bleeding now. Snuka picks up Jimmy Jacobs but Jacobs hits a low blow and hits a back body drop and the cage broke senting Snuka to the bottom of the cage. Jacobs then jumps hitting a Senton and it results in pain now. But Jimmy jacobs is out so is Snuka and Jacobs is stilling basically covering him. 1...2...3.
DING...DING...DING
Zoey Valentine ;; ''Here is your Winner Jimmy Jacobs."
The Song "Black or white" hits and the emt comes down to check on Jimmy Jacobs and Jimmy Snuka. The puts them both on the stretcher and they took them back.
WINNER: JIMMY JACOBS
Pro. X ;; "The Last match took a beating for both of those men but now it is a classic match. It is none other then a coffin match where you must put your opponent inside the coffin and shut it."
Carter ;; "It should be good. It a fight between Rocky Johnson vs Chris Matthews.''
Pro. X ;; ''Yep and Rocky Johnson is a legend and you can be sure he will fight to his very last breath."
Just then ''Wherein lies continues by Slipnot Hits the pa system and out comes Chris Matthews. The Fans are cheering for him.
Zoey Valentine ;; "On his way to the ring weighting in at two hundred and tweenty pounds he hails from Green Bay, Winconsin he is the Blue Eye Spider Chris Matthews."
He comes down and he slaps the fans hands he slides into the ring Just then "If you Smell'' by Jim Johnson hits the pa system and the fans begins to cheer. Rocky Johnson looks at the fans and he is smiling
Zoey Valentine ;; "And his oppoent he hails from Davie, Florida weighting is at two hundred and thirty seven pounds he is the high chief Rocky Johnson."
He begins to walk down and we see Chris Matthews pasing in the ring, Rocky Johnson is slapping the fans hands, he then walks up the steps and enters the ring. Just then the Bells Rings
DING...DING...DING
Pro. X ;; "We are underway for this coffin match."
Chris Matthews takes off his leather jacket and puts it outside. The go in a circle and they tie up. Chris Matthews irish whip Rocky Johnson in the corner and he runs and hits a clothesline.
Carter ;; "What a Clothesline, knocking down Rocky Johnson.''
Chris Matthews picks up Rock Johnson who then hits Chris Mattthews with a DDT sending Chris down in the canvas. He then picks up Chris Matthews and throws him to the ropes and Chris Matthews comes back and Rocky Johnson puts his head down and Chris Stop and kick him in the head. He then hits a snap suplex on Rocky Johnson. He then picks him up and put him on his shoulder and hits the oklahoma slam. He then singles for the coffin to be open. He pics up Rocky John on his shoulder again, but Rocky Johnson get down and he then hits a dropkick sending Chris over the rope and into the coffin. Rocky Johnson then goes and grabs the coffin down and shuts it. But Chris Put his hand out to keep it from closing. He then gets up and Spits the red mist and Rocky Johnson is Screaming in pain and the fact his face is burning. Chris get up and grabs him and brings him to side of the ring and kicks him and puts him between his legs and picks up and hits a powerbomb sending him in to the coffin. Chris Matthews then grabs the lid and shuts it and the bell rings
DING...DING...DING.
Zoey Valentine ;; ''Here is your Winner Chris Matthews."
Just then "Wherein lies Continues" hits the pa system and Chris Matthews jumps down and he heads backstage and the Coffin get backstage also.
WINNER: CHRIS MATTHEWS
Pro. X ;; "This next match is high flying action and this type of match is where you usually grab something but this match is where you must pinned the opponent and it is a ladder match and this match is very dangerous."
Carter ;; "Yes it is and it be Jimmy Powell vs Jeff Hardy.''
Pro. X ;; ''Yep and Jeff Hardy is a master at this type of match, how will Jimmy Powell win this one."
Just then ''His World by Zebrahead Hits the pa system and out comes Jimmy powell. He is carry his Skateboard.
Zoey Valentine ;; "On his way to the ring weighting in at two hundred and ten pounds he hails from Chicago, Illinios he is Jimmy Powell ."
He rides down on the skateboard and he stops. He then gives a fan the boards and he signs it. He then slides into the ring. Just then "No More Words'' by Endeverafter hits the pa system and the fans begins to cheer. Jeff Hardy comes out and he looks at the fans.
Zoey Valentine ;; "And his opponent he hails from Cameron, North Carolina weighting is at two hundred and fifteen pounds he is Jeff Hardy."
He begins to walk down and we see his climbing the ladder and the he poses for the fans. He then gets down and he runs towards to ring and he is in. Just then the bell rings.
DING...DING...DING
Pro. X ;; "Are we go."
Jimmy powell puts his hand out for good luck. Jeff Hardy looks at the fans and he shakes his hand. The spin and the tie up Jimmy hits a headlock takedown, but Jeff Hardy just gets back up. He then runs hitting a spinning wheel kick taking down Jimmy Powell. Jeff Hardy then heads out and grabs a ladder. He bring it in. Jimmy Powell gets up and hits a running dropkick right into the ladder hitting jeff right in the face. Jimmy sets the ladder up He then goes and Climbs it and Jeff Hardy get back up and comes running up the ladder and hitting a clothesline sending them both the canvas.
Carter ;; "Ouch that has to hurt.''
Jeff Hardy Manages to get to his feet as is Jimmy Powell. The both lock up against and Jimmy hits the leg drop or so he thought. Jeff jumps and he misses it and he hits the Sitout jawbreaker. He then gets up and puts the ladder in the corner and he goes and climbs the ladder just then he does a leapfrog over the ladder and hits a leg drop. Jeff Hits it and he pins Jimmy Powell. 1...2...thre...Kickout. Jimmy Powell gets up and He Jeff Hardy goes and hits the twist of fate. But He counters and hits the Welcome to Chicgo, Motherfucker and he pins him. 1...2...thr...kickout. He can't believe it. So he gets up and picks up Jeff Hardy who hits another twist of fate. He pins his 1...2...3
DING...DING...DING.
Zoey Valentine ;; ''Here is your Winner Jeff Hardy."
Jeff Hardy gets up and "No More Words" hits and Jeff Hardy gets his hands raised. He helps up Jimmy Powell and Jeff puts his hand out for good much, they shake and Jimmy Powell gets out and he backstage.
WINNER: JEFF HARDY
Pro. X ;; "Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to friday night fights and this is sure to be a awesome house show match."
Carter ;; "That right and I can't wait the main event will put it up against Carnage vs Cactus jack in a deathmatch and it should to be blood. But I can't wait for the first match there is going to be puppys. Speaking of Puppy where is francine.''
Pro. X ;; ''She has the night off mate."
Just then Money, Power, Respect by LOX Hits the pa system and out comes Jazz and the fans begins to boo.
Zoey Valentine ;; "Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a street fight. On her way to the ring hailing from Lafayette, Louisiana she weights in at 148 pounds the baddest bitch Jazz."
She looks at them and she pretend to hits them. She begins to walk down and she slides into the ring and she raises her hands in the air. Just then "Feuer Frei'' by Rammstein hits the pa system and the fans begins to cheer.
Zoey Valentine ;; "And her opponent hailing from Los Angeles, California weighting at 110 pounds she is the goddess of war Amanda Cortez."
Amanda comes out and She is looking at Jazz she begins to walk down and she slides into the ring. The bell rings and the two girls ties and jazz moves forward and traps Amanda in the corner. She then hits a right hook right in the pretty face of Amanda.
Pro. X ;; "What a right hook that isnt pretty."
Amanda then slide out of the ring to heal up. Jazz follows behind her and she runs and Amanda turns around and sents Jazz in the barricade. Amanda then goes by Jazz and picks her up and brings her down face first on the steel barricade.
Carter ;; "Oh mama what a move.''
Jazz recovers and kicks Amanda in the stomach and Jazz irish whip her in the steel barriacde. She then goes under the ring and grabs a kendo stick. She then walk over by Amanda when a fan hands Amanda a steel chair. She then hits Jazz over the head sending her straight down. She then drops the chair and she goes over and grabs the kendo stick. She then picks up Jazz and smack the kendo stick over the head of jazz. She then picks up Jazz and brings her back in the ring. She goes back under the ring and grabs a table and brings it in the ring. She puts it in the corner, jazz then gets up and hits Amanda in the back then picks up Amanda in the Jazz Strech (Lifting double Chickenwing) and the ref is asking if she quits she shakes her head and Jazz streches out some more but Amanda is refusing to quit. Jazz lets goes and pins her. 1...2...thre...Kickout. Jazz is celebrating that she thinks she won. Just then Amanda gets up and Jazz turns around and she runs after Amanda and Amanda ducks and Jazz hits the table. Amanda then set up for the fade to black. Jazz turns around and Amanda runs and hits the fade to black (Spear) right though the table and she covers Jazz. 1...2...3 and the bell rings
DING...DING...DING
Zoey Valentine ;; ''Here is your Winner Amanda Cortez."
Amanda gets her hands raise and "Feuer Frei'' hits the pa system and she is some happy She then heads out of the ring and into the back.
WINNER: AMANDA CORTEZ
The lights goes out and The Cell starts to go down and The fans are cheering but they have no idea what it is like to be in a match like this, but it should be entertaining for them to watch
Pro. X ;; We are seconds away from the devil playground now normally we dont do this type of match for a house show but we where told this way going to happen."
Carter ;; "That right and it is a fight between Jimmy Jacobs and Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka.''
Just then "Black Or White" by Bleeding in Stereo hits the pa system and out comes Jimmy Jacobs.
Zoey Valentine ;; "Ladies and Gentlemen on his way to the ring standing in a 5 foot 7 , weighting in at one hundred and sixty-nine pounds, he hails from Grand Rapids, Michigan he is the emo warrior Jimmy Jacobs."
The Fans Begins to boo him. But he just ignores it. He is looking at the steel structure and he walks into the door and he gets in the ring. He takes off his jacket he set it outside. Just then "Supa Fly" by Dale Oliver hits the pa system and out comes Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka
Zoey Valentine ;; ''And his oppoent standing in a five foot ten weighting in a to hundred and fifty pounds, he hails from Clifton New Jersey Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka."
The Fans begins to cheer he slaps the fans he looks at Jimmy Jacobs and Jimmy Jacobs as a look in his eye. Jimmy gets to the door and he opens it. He then gets into the ring and then door then locks. The bell dings now.
DING...DING...DING
Pro. X ;; "Ladies and gentlemen we are underway in this one falls match."
Jimmy Jacobs slaps Jimmy Snuka and smirks, the fans boo. Then snuka comes back around and punch Jimmy Jacobs in the face. Just then Jimmy Jacobs knees snuka in the stomach. Snuka turns his back and Jimmy Jacobs goes and grabs the spike out of he boot.
Carter ;; "Snuka look out.''
He turns around and Jimmy Jacobs comes smack Snuka of the head with the spike and the fans begins to boo. Snuka is now bleeding. Jimmy Jacobs Covers him, 1...2...thre...kickout.
Pro. X ;; "Unbelievable Snuka just kick out even after that cheap shot from Jacobs."
Jimmy Jacobs looks at the Ref and he can't believe it. He then hits a series of punches to the head of Snuka and he is completely showing no mercy to him. The ref try to stop Jimmy but Jimmy Jacob pushes him away. He goes back and continue to hit more punches. He then gets up and picks up snuka and throws him out of the ring. He slides underneath the ring and he goes and picks up Jimmy Snuka, and two byhe throws him against the cage. Jimmy Snuka get ups he hits Jimmy Jacobs with a punch. He then grabs jimmy jacobs head and slams it against the cage. Snuka then breaks the door open and he heads out and climbs the cage. Jacobs then get up and he looks at Snuka. He then goes under the ring and grabs a barbwire two by four and gets out of the cage he then grabs some gasoline and pour it over the barbwire and he begins to climb the cage and he runs and dropkick snuka. Jimmy Jacobs then lights the two by four and it is on four now, Snuka get up and jacobs runs and try to hit him but he ducks and he took it away from Jacobs and he hits it over his head and Jacobs is bleeding now. Snuka picks up Jimmy Jacobs but Jacobs hits a low blow and hits a back body drop and the cage broke senting Snuka to the bottom of the cage. Jacobs then jumps hitting a Senton and it results in pain now. But Jimmy jacobs is out so is Snuka and Jacobs is stilling basically covering him. 1...2...3.
DING...DING...DING
Zoey Valentine ;; ''Here is your Winner Jimmy Jacobs."
The Song "Black or white" hits and the emt comes down to check on Jimmy Jacobs and Jimmy Snuka. The puts them both on the stretcher and they took them back.
WINNER: JIMMY JACOBS
Pro. X ;; "The Last match took a beating for both of those men but now it is a classic match. It is none other then a coffin match where you must put your opponent inside the coffin and shut it."
Carter ;; "It should be good. It a fight between Rocky Johnson vs Chris Matthews.''
Pro. X ;; ''Yep and Rocky Johnson is a legend and you can be sure he will fight to his very last breath."
Just then ''Wherein lies continues by Slipnot Hits the pa system and out comes Chris Matthews. The Fans are cheering for him.
Zoey Valentine ;; "On his way to the ring weighting in at two hundred and tweenty pounds he hails from Green Bay, Winconsin he is the Blue Eye Spider Chris Matthews."
He comes down and he slaps the fans hands he slides into the ring Just then "If you Smell'' by Jim Johnson hits the pa system and the fans begins to cheer. Rocky Johnson looks at the fans and he is smiling
Zoey Valentine ;; "And his oppoent he hails from Davie, Florida weighting is at two hundred and thirty seven pounds he is the high chief Rocky Johnson."
He begins to walk down and we see Chris Matthews pasing in the ring, Rocky Johnson is slapping the fans hands, he then walks up the steps and enters the ring. Just then the Bells Rings
DING...DING...DING
Pro. X ;; "We are underway for this coffin match."
Chris Matthews takes off his leather jacket and puts it outside. The go in a circle and they tie up. Chris Matthews irish whip Rocky Johnson in the corner and he runs and hits a clothesline.
Carter ;; "What a Clothesline, knocking down Rocky Johnson.''
Chris Matthews picks up Rock Johnson who then hits Chris Mattthews with a DDT sending Chris down in the canvas. He then picks up Chris Matthews and throws him to the ropes and Chris Matthews comes back and Rocky Johnson puts his head down and Chris Stop and kick him in the head. He then hits a snap suplex on Rocky Johnson. He then picks him up and put him on his shoulder and hits the oklahoma slam. He then singles for the coffin to be open. He pics up Rocky John on his shoulder again, but Rocky Johnson get down and he then hits a dropkick sending Chris over the rope and into the coffin. Rocky Johnson then goes and grabs the coffin down and shuts it. But Chris Put his hand out to keep it from closing. He then gets up and Spits the red mist and Rocky Johnson is Screaming in pain and the fact his face is burning. Chris get up and grabs him and brings him to side of the ring and kicks him and puts him between his legs and picks up and hits a powerbomb sending him in to the coffin. Chris Matthews then grabs the lid and shuts it and the bell rings
DING...DING...DING.
Zoey Valentine ;; ''Here is your Winner Chris Matthews."
Just then "Wherein lies Continues" hits the pa system and Chris Matthews jumps down and he heads backstage and the Coffin get backstage also.
WINNER: CHRIS MATTHEWS
Pro. X ;; "This next match is high flying action and this type of match is where you usually grab something but this match is where you must pinned the opponent and it is a ladder match and this match is very dangerous."
Carter ;; "Yes it is and it be Jimmy Powell vs Jeff Hardy.''
Pro. X ;; ''Yep and Jeff Hardy is a master at this type of match, how will Jimmy Powell win this one."
Just then ''His World by Zebrahead Hits the pa system and out comes Jimmy powell. He is carry his Skateboard.
Zoey Valentine ;; "On his way to the ring weighting in at two hundred and ten pounds he hails from Chicago, Illinios he is Jimmy Powell ."
He rides down on the skateboard and he stops. He then gives a fan the boards and he signs it. He then slides into the ring. Just then "No More Words'' by Endeverafter hits the pa system and the fans begins to cheer. Jeff Hardy comes out and he looks at the fans.
Zoey Valentine ;; "And his opponent he hails from Cameron, North Carolina weighting is at two hundred and fifteen pounds he is Jeff Hardy."
He begins to walk down and we see his climbing the ladder and the he poses for the fans. He then gets down and he runs towards to ring and he is in. Just then the bell rings.
DING...DING...DING
Pro. X ;; "Are we go."
Jimmy powell puts his hand out for good luck. Jeff Hardy looks at the fans and he shakes his hand. The spin and the tie up Jimmy hits a headlock takedown, but Jeff Hardy just gets back up. He then runs hitting a spinning wheel kick taking down Jimmy Powell. Jeff Hardy then heads out and grabs a ladder. He bring it in. Jimmy Powell gets up and hits a running dropkick right into the ladder hitting jeff right in the face. Jimmy sets the ladder up He then goes and Climbs it and Jeff Hardy get back up and comes running up the ladder and hitting a clothesline sending them both the canvas.
Carter ;; "Ouch that has to hurt.''
Jeff Hardy Manages to get to his feet as is Jimmy Powell. The both lock up against and Jimmy hits the leg drop or so he thought. Jeff jumps and he misses it and he hits the Sitout jawbreaker. He then gets up and puts the ladder in the corner and he goes and climbs the ladder just then he does a leapfrog over the ladder and hits a leg drop. Jeff Hits it and he pins Jimmy Powell. 1...2...thre...Kickout. Jimmy Powell gets up and He Jeff Hardy goes and hits the twist of fate. But He counters and hits the Welcome to Chicgo, Motherfucker and he pins him. 1...2...thr...kickout. He can't believe it. So he gets up and picks up Jeff Hardy who hits another twist of fate. He pins his 1...2...3
DING...DING...DING.
Zoey Valentine ;; ''Here is your Winner Jeff Hardy."
Jeff Hardy gets up and "No More Words" hits and Jeff Hardy gets his hands raised. He helps up Jimmy Powell and Jeff puts his hand out for good much, they shake and Jimmy Powell gets out and he backstage.
WINNER: JEFF HARDY
