Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2011 16:15:56 GMT -5
If you owned a wrestling company, who would you sign to contracts? If it were me, I would sign...
Championships
World Heavyweight Champion: CM Punk
Intercontinental Champion: Bryan Danielson
World Tag Team Champions: Motor City Machine Guns
X-Division Champion: Black Machismo
Women's Champion: Katie Lea
General Manager
Shawn Michaels
Top 10 Male Stars
1.CM Punk: No explanation needed.
2.Bryan Danielson: Same as CM Punk.
3.John Cena: While I fucking hate him for how boring I think he is and how mediocre of a wrestler that I KNOW he is, his work ethic and his attitude for the business is unparalelled.
4.AJ Styles: One of my personal favorites from Total Nonstop Action (I refuse to call it by its new name, because if wrestling truly mattered, then there wouldn't 2 minute matches and 40 minute promos).
5.Jay Lethal as Black Machismo: Randy Savage reference FTW
6.Christopher Daniels: Much like AJ Styles, this man is a TNA Original and much like AJ Styles, he is one of my personal favorites.
7.The Miz: Once upon time, this man was on the cast of The Real World, and I find reality shows being the scum of television. At first, I thought that he was a loud, obnoxious, annoying douchebag that had done nothing to prove himself. Once I saw improvement in him, I believed that he could be the next big star in the WWE and that he would become the Champion someday. With his in-ring skills backed up by his charisma and promo skills, this man would make a fine addition to any roster.
8.Christian: Captain Charisma, The Instant Classic, call him what you will. This man is most definitely an in-ring general, knowing how to make the crowd react much like The Miz. He is proficient in all aspects of the business and people like that are few and far between.
9.Hayabusa (Prior to the Broken Neck): Before breaking his neck, Hayabusa was the biggest star in Frontier Martial-Arts Wrestling. One of the best high-flyers in the game, this man would be a great addition to a company.
10.Rey Mysterio: What can I say, he's the Biggest Little Man in the game and is well-established for his Luchador style of wrestling.
Honorable Mentions: Alberto Del Rio, Dolph Ziggler, John Morrison, MCMG (amongst others)
Top 10 Female Stars
1.Katie Lea/Winter: No Explanation Needed.
2.Beth Phoenix: Same as Katie
3.Natalya: Same as Katie and Beth
4.Layla: Once a model, Layla had a huge mountain to climb when she was signed to World Wrestling Entertainment in 2006. After carrying Extreme Expose' for about 10 months, Layla made her debut as a singles wrestler and a manager. By the time she was well into carrying LayCool, Layla had improved drastically and is one of the best in the WWE today. With her ever-improving in-ring skills, her promo skills, and her charisma, she would make a great addition to any female roster.
5.Britani Knight: Having seen some of her work, I can honestly say that she would be a great addition as well.
6.Shelly Martinez: This woman is quite a talented woman in wrestling. Much like Katie Lea, she was treated like shit by WWE (Mainly Vince McMahon, because Paul Heyman whom was the booker for ECW at the time wanted to push her while Vince wanted to push the useless Kelly Kelly). This woman is quite skilled in the ring, and can basically pull off any gimmick you give her to work with.
7.Velvet Sky: Pretty much the same as Layla (With the exception of being a model and the carrying part as I believe that both Beautiful People members carried themselves).
8.Angelina Love: Same as Vel Vel
9.Mickie James: What can be said about the former Psycho Diva and current Hardcore Country Knockout? She is one of the best in the world today when it comes to wrestling (not singing). She is easily recognizable, she is extremely charismatic, and she is most definitely on her way to legendary status if she already isn't considered a legend.
10.Gail Kim: Much like others aforementioned, she is a highly-skilled wrestler. She mixes Submission wrestling with the high-flying luchador style, which makes her a double threat to anyone she faces.
Honorable Mentions: Victoria/Tara, Daffney, Maryse, Christy Hemme, amongst others
Valets/Managers
1.Vickie Guerrero: Despite all of the criticism that alot of people give her, Vickie is a definite natural at drawing the ire of the fans.
2.Melina: Despite the fact that this woman is a great wrestler, her tendency to become injured is pretty high, and despite being a face or a heel, she is able to generate a reaction.
3.Ricardo Rodriguez
4.Michael Cole aka The Coletard: Just to see him get his ass kicked for being a complete and utter dumbfuck as a commentator. Despite his reputation for being a dumbfuck, he can get great heat.
Part-Time Appearances
The Undertaker
Triple H
Stone Cold Steve Austin
The Rock
Chris Jericho
Bret Hart
Mick Foley
Edge
Lita
Molly Holly
Ivory
Male Jobbers
Hulk Hogan (No matter how much he complains of "Knee Injuries")
Kevin Nash
Batista
Ultimate Warrior
Jeff Hardy
Matt Hardy
Also, Rookies (Paying their dues. Almost everyone starts out a jobber)
Female Jobbers
Kelly Kelly
Michelle McCool
Eve Torres
Trish Stratus (She's had her time to shine, and for how much she's crippled the Women's Division in the past, it's about time that she gave back)
The Bella Twins
Championships
World Heavyweight Champion: CM Punk
Intercontinental Champion: Bryan Danielson
World Tag Team Champions: Motor City Machine Guns
X-Division Champion: Black Machismo
Women's Champion: Katie Lea
General Manager
Shawn Michaels
Top 10 Male Stars
1.CM Punk: No explanation needed.
2.Bryan Danielson: Same as CM Punk.
3.John Cena: While I fucking hate him for how boring I think he is and how mediocre of a wrestler that I KNOW he is, his work ethic and his attitude for the business is unparalelled.
4.AJ Styles: One of my personal favorites from Total Nonstop Action (I refuse to call it by its new name, because if wrestling truly mattered, then there wouldn't 2 minute matches and 40 minute promos).
5.Jay Lethal as Black Machismo: Randy Savage reference FTW
6.Christopher Daniels: Much like AJ Styles, this man is a TNA Original and much like AJ Styles, he is one of my personal favorites.
7.The Miz: Once upon time, this man was on the cast of The Real World, and I find reality shows being the scum of television. At first, I thought that he was a loud, obnoxious, annoying douchebag that had done nothing to prove himself. Once I saw improvement in him, I believed that he could be the next big star in the WWE and that he would become the Champion someday. With his in-ring skills backed up by his charisma and promo skills, this man would make a fine addition to any roster.
8.Christian: Captain Charisma, The Instant Classic, call him what you will. This man is most definitely an in-ring general, knowing how to make the crowd react much like The Miz. He is proficient in all aspects of the business and people like that are few and far between.
9.Hayabusa (Prior to the Broken Neck): Before breaking his neck, Hayabusa was the biggest star in Frontier Martial-Arts Wrestling. One of the best high-flyers in the game, this man would be a great addition to a company.
10.Rey Mysterio: What can I say, he's the Biggest Little Man in the game and is well-established for his Luchador style of wrestling.
Honorable Mentions: Alberto Del Rio, Dolph Ziggler, John Morrison, MCMG (amongst others)
Top 10 Female Stars
1.Katie Lea/Winter: No Explanation Needed.
2.Beth Phoenix: Same as Katie
3.Natalya: Same as Katie and Beth
4.Layla: Once a model, Layla had a huge mountain to climb when she was signed to World Wrestling Entertainment in 2006. After carrying Extreme Expose' for about 10 months, Layla made her debut as a singles wrestler and a manager. By the time she was well into carrying LayCool, Layla had improved drastically and is one of the best in the WWE today. With her ever-improving in-ring skills, her promo skills, and her charisma, she would make a great addition to any female roster.
5.Britani Knight: Having seen some of her work, I can honestly say that she would be a great addition as well.
6.Shelly Martinez: This woman is quite a talented woman in wrestling. Much like Katie Lea, she was treated like shit by WWE (Mainly Vince McMahon, because Paul Heyman whom was the booker for ECW at the time wanted to push her while Vince wanted to push the useless Kelly Kelly). This woman is quite skilled in the ring, and can basically pull off any gimmick you give her to work with.
7.Velvet Sky: Pretty much the same as Layla (With the exception of being a model and the carrying part as I believe that both Beautiful People members carried themselves).
8.Angelina Love: Same as Vel Vel
9.Mickie James: What can be said about the former Psycho Diva and current Hardcore Country Knockout? She is one of the best in the world today when it comes to wrestling (not singing). She is easily recognizable, she is extremely charismatic, and she is most definitely on her way to legendary status if she already isn't considered a legend.
10.Gail Kim: Much like others aforementioned, she is a highly-skilled wrestler. She mixes Submission wrestling with the high-flying luchador style, which makes her a double threat to anyone she faces.
Honorable Mentions: Victoria/Tara, Daffney, Maryse, Christy Hemme, amongst others
Valets/Managers
1.Vickie Guerrero: Despite all of the criticism that alot of people give her, Vickie is a definite natural at drawing the ire of the fans.
2.Melina: Despite the fact that this woman is a great wrestler, her tendency to become injured is pretty high, and despite being a face or a heel, she is able to generate a reaction.
3.Ricardo Rodriguez
4.Michael Cole aka The Coletard: Just to see him get his ass kicked for being a complete and utter dumbfuck as a commentator. Despite his reputation for being a dumbfuck, he can get great heat.
Part-Time Appearances
The Undertaker
Triple H
Stone Cold Steve Austin
The Rock
Chris Jericho
Bret Hart
Mick Foley
Edge
Lita
Molly Holly
Ivory
Male Jobbers
Hulk Hogan (No matter how much he complains of "Knee Injuries")
Kevin Nash
Batista
Ultimate Warrior
Jeff Hardy
Matt Hardy
Also, Rookies (Paying their dues. Almost everyone starts out a jobber)
Female Jobbers
Kelly Kelly
Michelle McCool
Eve Torres
Trish Stratus (She's had her time to shine, and for how much she's crippled the Women's Division in the past, it's about time that she gave back)
The Bella Twins
