Post by jackchaos on Aug 20, 2010 11:32:36 GMT -5
The scene opens up to show Stunray standing in his locker room with a cup of hot coffee in one hand, his cell phone held up to his ear with the other. While Stunray is talking on his phone, the sound of a chainsaw starts up right behind him, making Stunray drop his coffee.
"What the hell!?"
Stunray turns around and sees Jack Chaos standing behind him with chain saw in hand, wearing a red and black plaid shirt, blue jeans, and orange overalls secured tightly around his shoulders.
"What the hell do you think you're doing retard?"
Jack revs up the chainsaw's engine a couple of times before turning it off.
"We're lumberjacks tonight, Stunray, I'm just playing the part. Where's your lumberjack outfit?"
Stunray glares at Jack, but Jack just stands there waiting for an answer.
"Don't be a dumbass."
"Come on Stunray, this is why no one likes you. You're always so serious with that stupid grin on your face, acting like you're better than everybody else."
Stunray gives a cocky smirk.
"Because I AM better than everybody else."
Jack sighs and walks away, carrying his chainsaw with him. Jack turns down into a tan-colored hallway and sees Trent Lewis standing in a hallway, microphone in his hand.
"Hey!"
"Hey, Jack... what the hell are you wearing?"
Jack grins a little.
"Don't worry about what I'm wearing. Are we ready?"
"We've been waiting on you."
Jack takes his place and stands next to Trent Lewis as the camera man turns his camera on.
"Hi everybody, I'm Trent Lewis and I'm standing next to one of the newer hires here in GZWA, Jack Chaos."
Trent takes a short pause.
"Jack, you've been here three weeks, and you're off to what I'd say to be a pretty good start. How has your experience been so far?"
"It's been amazing so far. I admit, I was nervous at first. It's been about four years since I've been in a federation, and probably five years since I've actually wrestled. But, I proved three weeks ago when I won that 5-way bout that I've still got it. A couple weeks later, and I'm in the main event. I may not be wrestling in the main event, but it's a start."
Trent moves the mic back over to his face now.
"Yes, you're one of the lumberjacks in Serena Dent's and Amiee Vaughan's match tonight. And as we can all plainly see, you're dressed for the occasion. What's up with the outfit?"
Jack smiles.
"See, I take my job seriously, Trent. If they want me to be a lumberjack... well, just call me Lumberjack Jack."
"Lumberjack Jack?"
"Yes, Lumberjack Jack."
Trent rolls his eyes a little before moving on.
"So last week, we saw you and Stunray have a little bit of history. Care to go into further detail?"
Jack Chaos looks down and starts up his chainsaw.
"WHAT WAS THAT TRENT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
"I SAID, CAN YOU GO INTO FURTHER DETAIL ABOUT THE HISTORY..."
Trent eventually just stops trying to yell over the chainsaw.
"Screw it."
Trent walks away, and Jack just stands there looking straight into the camera, getting a crazed look on his face as he raises the chainsaw up above his head.
...And with that, the scene fades out to black.[/center]