Post by Xion Zeros on Jan 4, 2012 14:37:36 GMT -5
[shadow=black,left,300]Official GZWA Primetime Theme - : TBA
Recorded Date: December 23, 2011
Air Date: January 4, 2012[/shadow]
- Tonight's special holiday edition of GZWA Primetime opens with GZWA Owner Xion Zeros standing the ring.
ZX: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for coming out tonight and tuning in to tonight's broadcast. We have an action-packed card lined up for you guys. So don't worry, the GZWA roster well definitely deliver some gifts for you guys tonight. Without further adieu, let's --
Xion Zeros is cut off by the entrance theme of Sensational Mary, accompanied by Serena Dent to the ring.
Sensational Mary: "Hold it right there, Z. The only gifts that are going to be given around here are from your current 'so-called' champions when they surrender their precious championship gold to my beloved Entourage. Just like I bailed you out financially when you was running that other dump of a wrestling company, my Entourage is keeping this company alive. No one cares about those other carnival sideshow acts and whorehouse rejects you have on the roster. They've came here for one reason and that's to see my clients perform."
ZX: "I beg to differ. Let's ask the fans, did you guys come all this way to see Mary's little cash-cows wrestle?"
The crowd boos loudly at Sensational Mary and Serena Dent. Serena rolls her eyes as she leans against the ropes while Mary continues.
Sensational Mary: What those idiot fans think mean NOTHING. Z, look around you. You’re all alone. The only support you had was from that oversized airbag you’ve been bouncing on for the past two years. And don't even bring your worthless secretary in this conversation. Everyone on the roster knows she's too busy fitting a 'statement' or two into her busy schedule to even do the job you hired her for.
On that note, with Justice out of commission, that leaves me as the majority stockholder. That’s right, dearie. You can’t do anything around here without my say so. All your hard work, your lies, your double-talking; all to become my bitch. Let's face it -- thanks to my Entourage, the ratings have been at their all-time highest. Once we take both the Women's and Heavyweight Championships, there's nothing that you can do at all. We'll be in control of EVERYTHING that goes on around here."
Mary smirks evilly at Xion Zeros who can do nothing but glare at Mary.
Sensational Mary: "You know what you should do, you should go and take care of your milk jugs errr…. Justice. Maybe you can make comatose babies in the hospital. You could even step down; it’s not like you can do anything to stop me anyway. I’ll run GZWA and you can sit in the hospital, collecting your royalty cheques, re-inflating your blow-up doll…
What the hell! Is this on?”
Cutting Mary off in mid-sentence, a very familiar theme blasts through the PA system. The colour runs out of Mary’s face as her jaw hits the floor. Mary stares at the entranceway in abject horror.
With Justice nowhere in sight, Sensational Mary and Serena Dent at ringside laugh hysterically.
ZX rolls his eyes at Mary and then his anger gets the better of him.
ZX: Who are you trying to fool? Everyone knows Justice is in the hospital right where you put her! This bullshit might fly in that other company, but not here! This is low, even for you.
Mary looks at ZX and bursts out laughing. She is holding her stomach as she bends over from laughing so hard. ZX’s fury shows on his face. He can only take so much before he starts storming towards the laughing Mary. Stopping him in his tacks though is a loud cheer from the audience that starts by the entranceway and spreads through the crowd until the entire arena is screaming.
Standing on the stage, dressed in the same white cotton t-shirt and pink jeans that we last saw her wearing is Justice! Her hair is down and soaking wet which is making her t-shirt dangerously see-through. Justice slowly pulls her gloves that she wears to the ring out of one of her pockets and puts them on, all the while never removing her gaze from the ring. Once her gloves are on, Justice methodically removes her sunglasses and tosses them aside where a happy young female fan catches them and puts them on.
The Carter: OMG! YES! Juggsy is baaack!
Francine: You have GOT to be kidding me…
Prof. X: Like it or not, Justice is back and she has blood in her eyes. Mary had better watch out!
ZX stands with his eyes wide as he stares at his girl. Mary has finally clued in that something is wrong and turns to see what is happening. Now Mary is staring at Justice as well with a very real look of fear. Justice’s eyes lock with Mary’s and flames can be seen in them. When Mary doesn’t move, Justice strides down the ramp towards the ring. Mary backs away as Justice approaches until she finds herself backed against the ropes with a determined Justice coming straight for her. Serena decides that it best she not get involved and leaves the ring to watch how the events unfold.
Justice stops next to the ring and leans in over the ring apron, never taking her fiery gaze off Sensational Mary. Trying to escape Justice’s gaze, Mary slides against the ropes into the corner. Her eyes go wider as she realizes that there is nowhere for her to run. Justice stealthily slides into the ring on her belly and slowly rises to her feet. Mary squirms in the corner, trying desperately to find a way out as Justice slowly comes toward her.
In desperation, Mary throws her foot out and it connects with Justice’s belly. With the confidence returning, Mary pulls herself to her feet and grabs a doubled-over Justice, setting her up for a DDT. Justice pushes Mary back into the corner and mounts the second turnbuckle to rain fists down on Mary’s head.
Mary pushes Justice off her but Justice lands on her feet. Mary charges at Justice only to be met with a Clothesline that sends Mary almost 360 degrees, landing on her face. Justice grabs a handful of hair and lifts Mary up so that she can wrap her hand around Mary’s throat for the “Hand of Justice” (Chokeslam). When Justice lifts Mary up, another kick to the gut forces Justice to drop Mary to the mat. Mary then scrambles out of the ring, and with the aid of Serena, runs back up the ramp towards the backstage area.
Justice mounts a turnbuckle to watch them run. She mouths the words “Merry Christmas” after them while ZX rubs her back. Justice drops down into ZX’s waiting arms and lets him hold her tight as she watches the leaders of the Entourage run.
Prof. X: Mary and Serena definitely just got their lumps of coal special delivered by the returning Justice.
__________________________________________ - Singles Match - "Meta" Mike Bradley vs. The Fallen's Andre "Man of Destiny" Holmes
The bell rings and Mike charges at Andre who sees the telegraph coming. Andre spins around, letting his arm come up for a Discus Clothesline response but Mike ducks underneath. Going with his momentum, Mike bounces off the ropes behind Andre and continues full bore. Andre is able to use his own momentum to turn around and even though slightly off-balance, Andre is able to catch Mike with a Spinning Powerslam counter. After driving Mike’s body to the mat, Andre sits up on his knees and dusts off his hands.
Andre stands up and accentuates the point by landing a beautiful Standing Moonsault. Mike tries to roll out of the way but is able to force Andre to land on his elbow. Andre staggers to his feet, holding his belly. Groggily, Mike stands up looking to turn the tide but Andre recovers enough to hit him with a Step-up Enzugiri as Mike gets back to his feet. As he crashes back to the ground, Mike realizes where he is and rolls himself out of the ring and onto his feet at ringside. Mike wanders around the ring, shaking the cobwebs out while Andre mounts the ropes and yells a few choice words at his opponent.
Frustrated and unwilling to lose the momentum he has already built, Andre slides out to the floor and runs after Mike. Mike, realizing what Andrea has done, turns around and runs back at Andre. With a sickening crack, Mike clotheslines Andre into a nearby ringpost. From inside the ring, the referee admonishes Mike for his excessive use of force and restarts his count to get the men back in the ring.
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Just to add insult to injury, Mike takes a couple of steps back and nails a now seated Andre hard with a Rolling Thunder.
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Both men stagger to their feet, Andre holding his head and Mike propping himself up against the announcer’s table.
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Andre storms over to Mike and grabs the back of Mike’s head.
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Mike pushes Andre off and into the ring apron. Andre leans against the ring, holding himself up by his elbows.
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Mike charges at Andre but Andre grabs the bottom rope and lifts himself up while Mike spears himself underneath the ring.
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As Mike flies by, Andre slaps his rear to add to Mike’s momentum, sending him far underneath the ring.
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Andre rolls into the ring and begins celebrating his victory as Mike’s head appears from underneath the ring.
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Mike pulls himself out from underneath the ring and looks around for Andre. Meanwhile, Andre is behind him in the ring laughing.
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Mike hears the referee’s count and makes a mad dash for the ring. He slides in underneath the ropes as the referee’s hand was coming down for the ten-count.
Hoping to keep Mike on the ground, Andre storms over with his hands out to grab Mike. Expecting this, Mike violently grabs Andre’s ankles and pulls them out from underneath him. Andre slams down onto his back as Mike rises to his feet. Andre gets right back to his feet and walks into an Irish Whip. As Andre runs back at Mike, Mike does the splits as Andre flies harmlessly by. Another bounce off the far ropes and Andre walks into a Pele Kick. Andre’s eyes roll back in his head as he falls backward to the mat.
Feeling confident, Mike plays to the crowd a moment before ascending the turnbuckle. From the top rope, Mike scouts his opponent, but that delay is all Andre needs to get up and dropkick the ropes. Mike loses his footing and crotches himself on the top turnbuckle. Mike slowly rolls forward and falls to the mat on his rear in the corner. Andre runs into the corner, hops onto the second rope while grabbing a hold of the top rope, jumps high in the air and using his grip on the top to swing down and dropkick Mike in the chest. The impact is hard enough that it causes Mike to roll to the ringside area.
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Now it is Andre’s turn to gloat as Mike rolls around on the floor.
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While Andre gloats, Mike rolls towards the ring and crawls on all fours.
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Mike is still crawling around the ring next to the ring apron to hide himself from the still posing Andre.
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Mike rounds the corner so that he is in front of the announcer’s table. He pulls on the ring apron in an effort to stand up.
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Mike pulls himself to his feet only to be sent sprawling against the announcer’s table by a Baseball Slide from Andre.
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Andre looks to his opponent and then to the crowd. An evil grin spreads across his face.
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Andre ascends the turnbuckle and points at Mike Bradley. Mike is still catching his breath against the announcer’s table.
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Andre launches himself high into the air with a glorious Suicide Dive aimed squarely at Mike’s head. On the way down, Andre realizes that Mike was playing a little possum as Mike counters with the Bitch Please (one-handed bulldog into taunt) right through the announcer’s table! A rather loud “Holy Shit!” chant echoes through the arena. As Mike is going into his signature strut however, the effort proves to be too much for him and he falls to the ground as well.
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There is no response from Andre lying in the shattered remains of the announcer’s table. Mike pushes himself to all fours, catching his breath.
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Mike is still taking deep breaths and slowly shaking his head. Andre twitches a little but still appears unconscious.
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Andre twitches a little more and appears to be coming around. Mike falls back on his knees with a look of “Is it over yet?”
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Mike gets to his feet and painfully walks over to the ring. Andre stirs.
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Andre starts rolling around in the wreckage as Mike rolls back into the ring.
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Mike lies on the mat while Andre rubs his head.
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Andre lifts his head up to get his bearings and painfully rolls over on all fours outside of the rubble. Mike is still catching a breather on the mat.
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Andre tries to stand up but falls to the ground. He starts crawling towards the ring in desperation.
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Andre reaches for the ring apron and hoists himself to his feet. Mike rolls away from Andre and stands up.
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The referee signals for the bell as Andre drops to the floor in resignation. Mike starts strutting in celebration of this well-earned win. The referee comes over and raises Mikes hand in victory.
Outside, Andre is fuming! He is stomping around, snarling at the crowd and giving middle-finger salutes everywhere. While Mike is celebrating in the ring, Andre violently tosses the ring apron out of his way and he reaches underneath the ring. He pulls out a long fluorescent light tube, holds it up and smiles at it evilly. As Mike is leaving the ring, Andre slides in, runs at him and smashes the slender light bulb over the back of Mike’s head and neck while Mike is stepping in-between the ropes. Mike slowly falls to the floor while EMT’s run from the back to attend to his wounds. Andre parades around the ring, happy at the damage he’s caused. He beats his chest and then throws his arms out in a crucifix-style pose and roars at the audience. He repeats this over and over as the fans boo him mercilessly.
----------------------------------------------------- - Velvet Sky is in her locker room wearing a cute little blue dress. She had pulled half her hair back behind her head for a change from how we usually see her, and she's just finishing up with her makeup.
She looks at herself from several angles to make sure she's happy with her look. It's obvious by her facial expression that she has something on her mind. Velvet Sky opens the door, and steps out into the backstage area walking with a purpose towards her destination. She passes several crew members in the main hallway, and then goes left down a smaller corridor. The camera zooms in on the nameplate on the door, a little further ahead revealing where she was headed -- The Hall Brothers locker room. As Velvet gets closer, she hears the door handle turn. She didn't tell Joel she was coming to see him, so she's a little surprised at the good timing he had. As the door begins to open, she smiles and takes a deep breath, still a little unsure of what she was going to say...
Velvet Sky: Hi, Joel. I just wan--
She completely stops dead in the middle of her word, the smile now gone from her face. Velvet Sky had expected Joel Hall to be on the other side of the door, she would have even been prepared if his brother, Eddie had been standing in front of her. Who she wasn't prepared for was her ex-best friend and former tag team partner, Angelina Love, making her exit from the locker room. Velvet Sky's face turned dead serious, her thoughts immediately overflowing with anger and questions. She shook her head trying to squelch her emotions, but as she and Angelina locked eyes she wasn't sure she could. Velvet finally contained herself enough to place her hands on her hips, and although she was annoyed, frustrated and confused, decided to demand an explanation.
Velvet Sky: What the hell are you doing here? And why the hell are you in Joel Hall's locker room?
After talking to Eddie about the future plans they had Angelina was walking out of his locker room and stopped dead in her tracks as she spotted her best friend and long term rival VelVet Sky.She looks at her first in shock and awe that she figured she would be mad at her still about what happened back in TNA...and from the attitude she knew she was right.So as much as she didn't want to fight her or play games Angelina decided to play her own game with Vel like they use to hopefully it'll tell her she is sorry for what she done.Angelina looked at Velvet looking at her blue dress to a somewhat copy cat version of hers.Angel chuckles lightly as she places both hands on her hips locking eyes at her best friend
"Ultimate Beauty"Angelina Love
...Nice to see you to Vel-Vel...a simple "Hello"would be nice or ...you know whatever
she says sarcastically as she clears her throat having a hard time finding the words to say so she won't hurt her again
"Ultimate Beauty"Angelina Love
As for why i am here i was talking to Eddie is that a problem?...Nice dress by the way...i always knew deep down you wanted to be exactly me...
she says with a chuckle again now this time folding her arms to her chest
Velvet Sky is still a little shocked at the site of her former best friend standing in front of her. It takes her a minute to let Angelina's words sink in and for her to remember that Eddie shared Joel's locker room. Velvet calmed down a bit and tries to hide a smile forming as she realizes how similar their dresses are. She clears her throat as a cover, before composing herself again. Her tone changed from angry to irritated, and still unsure of Angelina's intentions.
Velvet Sky: After everything we've been through, Angelina, I'm almost positive that in that hopefully now self-controlled mind of yours, you didn't really think I'd welcome you with open arms. As far as our wardrobe...
Velvet gives Angelina the once over.
Velvet Sky: I think that's the only thing we have in common anymore.
Velvet tries to look past Angelina to see if Joel was in his locker room, partially hoping her friend wouldn't see the look of concern for him, partially wanting her to know of her feelings, but still not sure of Angelina's true intentions and not wanting Joel to get hurt in the midst of it all. As much as Velvet Sky hated it, she knew Angelina could read her expression. She immediately re-focused her attention to her ex-tag team partner and tried to cover herself.
Velvet Sky: Did Eddie say where Joel went? Or did that not come up in your "conversation?"
Angelina knew from what Eddie said that Velvet and Joel had as he said a "thing" and from the looks and concern on her ex-best friend face she knew it was true.As she couldn't help but to smile...on the inside as for th outside remains the same expression she had before and lowers her head knowing that little history would come up as she sighs deeply bringing her head back up looking at Velvet seriously now
"Ultimate Beauty"Angelina Love
look...you know i had NO control of what Winter did back when she arrived she picked me remember?If i could you know i'd do things a LOT different...
Velvet Sky: Glad to hear, Ang. Too little too late.
Velvet still wasn't sure she could trust Angelina, as her sarcastic tone reflected her hesitation.
Angelina sighs again deeply, forgetting about this for a minute but she decides to stay not wanting things to end on bad terms again as she decides to answer her other question about Joel
"Ultimate Beauty"Angelina Love
As for Joel...no sorry he wasn't here when i walked in the room...why do you ask?
she says raising an eyebrow refolding her arms kinda teasing her like she use to when they were friends hoping it'll relief some tension between the two as she lets out a giggle
"Ultimate Beauty"Angelina Love
....do we have a crush on him?You know you can't lie to me Sky i know you better then you know yourself...i'll figure it out
Velvet picked up on Angelina's teasing, but didn't give in.
Velvet Sky: Joel was one of the first people I met when I came here, and we're friends. I've been watching his matches the last few weeks, and I was coming to talk to him.
Velvet looked at Angelina. She wasn't exactly lying about the whole thing, but she knew it was obvious that regardless of how much she denied it, Angelina knew Velvet had feelings for Joel.
Angelina heard the story and it sound a lot similiar like how she and Eddie meet and wondered about something as she thinks.She knew Vel wasn't going to cave since she knew her to well and decides to play her own game
"Ultimate Beauty"Angelina Love
...Huh...our stories match except i met Eddie not to long ago...if i didn't know any better i say those brothers may be up to something.Why else would be having this conversation right now?
she says thinking about this some more as she turned her head to the closed door of the Hall brothers wondering if he is planing something behind her back or not and faces Velvet hoping she's thinking the same thing
Velvet Sky thinks about the whole thing for a minute and is conflicted. She's trying to piece everything together--to make sense of it all. She wants to believe that she and Joel have something, but can't get the thought of Eddie and Angelina out of her mind. Velvet puts her head in her hands for a second, trying to think, and when she brings her head back up to face Angelina, a small tear has formed which Velvet brushes away quickly as not to be noticed.
Velvet Sky: I need to find Joel.
Truth was Angelina did notice but kept it to herself and nods as she walks away wondering about this whole idea of Eddie's and her plan wondering if it's the right thing to go as she walks back to her lockerroom without saying a word[ wondering if she scared Velvet off or not
Velvet turns away from Angelina as she brushes another tear away at the thought of the idea implanted in her head. As she starts walking back into the main hallway, she takes a deep breath, wanting to clear her head of everything. When she's finally out of Angelina's view, Velvet begins thinking out loud.
Velvet Sky: I don't know what's going on with Eddie and Angelina, but please Joel. I want this to work. I want us to work.
Velvet continues walking as the scene fades out.
__________________________________________ - Santa's Little Helpers Divas Tag Team Match: "One Woman Dynasty" Layla El, "Red Carpet Royalty" Melina Perez, and "Queen of Queens" Winter (debut) vs. Calamity Brooks, Britani Knight, and "Ultimate Beauty" Angelina Love (debut)
Prof. X: We recently got word from backstage that Melina was horribly attacked by an unknown assailant. Hopefully we'll have some footage of this situation on ReAction.
Francine: From what I heard, sounds like someone got a dose of "pinupstrong" but you didn't hear that from me.
The Carter: Looks like this is going to be a 2-on-3 handicap match now. I hope Melina's alright. I know she'd make me feel better with some splits out here right now.
The match begins with the two English divas, Layla El and Britani Knight, who briefly circle around each other in fighting stances before Layla who crosses her arms and shakes her head at Britani's appearance, considering her above the Norfolk Doll, so she tags in fellow English diva Winter, who gladly takes over. The two stare down, when Winter attempts to end the match early with her Blood Mist, but Britani manages to dodge it, and runs towards The Queen of Queen, hitting a Samoan Drop.
The Norfolk Doll then rebounds off of the ropes and hits a Double Leg Drop, which only gets her a two count. She drags Winter to her corner and tags in Calamity Brooks, who irish whips her and attempts a Tilt-A -Whirl Headscissors Takedown, only for it to be countered into a Vortex Backbreaker (Swinging side slam backbreaker). Winter then hits a lifting DDT and hits Ballistic Punches to Brooks while she's down. She then pulls Brooks over to her corner, and punches her, then tags in Layla, who takes over by hitting a stiff slap to the face of Brooks,and mocking the size of her breasts.
Layla then throws her to the ground and rebounds off of the ropes, hitting a low dropkick to the seated Brooks, only for a two count. As Brooks turns around and tries to crawl to her corner, Layla stands on top of her, putting one leg on her back and the other on her head, blowing a kiss to Angelina Love and Britani Knight, taunting them. She stomps on Brooks' head as she shouts at her "Kiss the mat you ugly bitch". Layla then gets off of her and throws her into the corner. She climbs the turnbuckle, setting up The Facelift (Diamond Dust) to finish off the match, but before she can jump, Brooks throws her off of the turnbuckle.
With both divas down the mat, the traditional hot tag sequence begins with Layla tagging in Winter while Brooks tags in Angelina Love, who proceeds to hit her former partner with several clotheslines, followed by a spear. Layla rises to her feet, and is hit by a Tilt-A-Whirl Headscissors, which sends her towards Britani Knight, who hits the Knight Light Fisherman brainbuster to her, taking her out of the match for now. While the referee deals with Britani,, Winter tries once more to use her Blood Mist, but the running Angelina dodges, and rebounds off of the ropes with a Botox Injection(Bicycle Kick), getting the three count for the team.
During the post-match celebration, the cameras spot a familiar face watching from the crowd.
The Carter: Isn't that Michelle McCool? What is she doing in GZWA?
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[/li][li]After the match, the cameras are focused on a bowl of popcorn as two Divas are discussing the last match and events prior.
Voice 1: Where's the remote? I thought they were suppose to have WRESTLING on this thing... not the TV-friendly version of Mean Girls.
Voice 2: Aye mami, hasn't this gimmick been done like, 800 times? Worse with every reincarnation I might add....
Voice 1: T & A, Blondetourage, Velvet-Love Entertainment... sounds like the type of stuff you find on Cinemax after midnight.
The camera pans over and reveals the voices to the "Showstoppin' Senorita" Mariah herself with a guest.
Mariah smiles at the camera and greets the fans, "Hola mis amigas! Es mi amiga favorita Katrina Mendoza. Pero puede llamar su Cheeka. (Hello, my friends! This is my best friend, Katrina Mendoza. But you can call her Cheeka.) Dime Cheeka, why have you decided to join me here tonight?"
Cheeka smiles and winks at the camera, looking at her old buddy.
Chee: Because I miss my old buddy! And I'm still trying to hunt the makers of Colombiana for stealing my story...
MiMi: Yeah, I heard about that movie and was wondering if you gotten any royalties off that. By the way, did I mention that you were my FAVORITE student to come out of my wrestling school? You're no prima donna like Rae-Rae or a nutcase like Katie...
Cheeka chuckles happily, giving the camera an innocent look.
Chee: Muchas gracias, mi amor, but think about the good ole days before you forget to add loca to my name!
Mariah grins, "Oh c'mon... I had my muy loca moments too. I'm sure your fans are dying to know... Is the Rated R Pimp still blackmailing you? Or did you take my advice and finally special deliver his teeth down to his lower intestine? Since you weren't so keen on my idea to steamroll his 'Lil Jimmy's'..."
Cheeka grins devilishly, trying not to laugh too hard.
Chee: I stapled my goodbyes to his forehead...literally. I figured that would send my message directly to his brain.
MiMi: Aye, problecito. But it had to be done. Let Kitten know I got something nice for her for Xmas.
She smiles at the camera before continuing, "Ladies and gentlemen, I suppose we should tell you all still at home the REAL reason why we're here tonight. By personal request of our lovely GZWA Commissioner, this Showstoppin' Senorita and the Colombiana Mama are here to bring you the first ever LIVE edtion of the Mess of the Moment that will be stretched across tonight's broadcast."
Cheeka nods with a smirk on her face and glares at the camera.
Chee: Si, si. Live mis amigos. And since we're close to the holidays... Cheeka reaches behind her and grabs a Santa hat for MiMi and herself, and puts hers on quickly. "We figured we'd be extra generous to our adoring fans!"
She adds quickly.
Chee: ...Tabloids get your minds outta the gutter and go home...
MiMi: "I still blame you for the tabloids still stalking us. They won't give it up after that whole New Year's Eve stunt you pulled 2 years ago, you know... And Carter, we know you're watching at the commentary table right now so you can take your hands out of your pants now. We're not going to be THAT generous. If you want that kind of favor, I hear there's plenty of LOVE to go around in the Divas locker room."
Mariah looks to Cheeka with a playful grin, "That brings us with the first Hot Ass Mess of the night -- Angelina Love.
By the way, I stumbled across some rather interesting photos of her. Have a look."
Cheeka looks at the pictures that Mariah hands her and stares blankly for a moment, then back at Mariah, tilting her head.
Chee: I thought you did commentary on real people, mami, not plastic dolls. These photos look unbe-WEAVE-able, mami. And isn't Angelina missing two distinguishing objects in the front?
MiMi: Hey, it's not my problem she's been underneath the knife so many times she looks like a Japanese sex doll. I really feel sorry for the kid though.
Chee: You think she stars in those crash test commercials? I bet she could make mucho dinero...I mean coño. How much you think all that cost her...?
MiMi: I dunno but she gets around enough to make the weekly payments and can provide her own airbags. Can you believe that she was 'brainwashed' by that Winter chick? We both know there wasn't nothing cold in that bedroom between them...
Chee: Brainwashed? She was probably just loco on the "wintery" product they bought from someone I'm probably associa-err I have no clue what you're talking about! Next?
Cheeka twiddles her thumbs innocently, slightly avoiding eye contact with the camera.
MiMi: I swear if I wasn't your amiga, I would totally turn you into the feds by now, Lil' Miss Kilos...
Cheeka smiles at Mariah nervously, biting her fingernail.
Chee: Por favor, mami! Don't say the F word, it almost gives me as much chills as that picture of Barbie's dollar store knock off over there...
MiMi: Please, I wouldn't even disagrace one of those cheap knock offs with a comparison to them with that creature... If I was kid again and got that for Xmas I would burn it on sight and slap whoever had the sick idea of giving me that.
Cheeka shrugs and smiles softly, a look of simplicity on her face.
Chee: Me, I'd just give it back. What could be worse than that?
MiMi: Looking at the real thing...
Chee: Touché... So I guess we have to burn this TV monitor when we're done here, and slap one of the tech guys...?
MiMi: Nah, we'll just hit Stan.
Cheeka looks confused and gives up quickly, putting her hands up in question.
Chee: Who's Stan?
Mariah sighs before kicking the cameraman. The camera drops to the floor. Fortunately, it lands in a position to still have both Divas partially in the frame.
MiMi: THAT was Stan my dear. Grab the camera, Chee. C'mon, we're taking the show on the road...
Cheeka hops up and claps in excitement.
Chee: I used to know all their names. Oh how I miss this stuff!
The scene fades to black as the sound of Mariah's heels clicking down the hall fills the air while Cheeka fiddles with the camera.
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[/li][li]Backstage, sounds of objects being thrown and breaking apart can be heard as the camera crew entered the Entourage's locker room. Sensational Mary is seeing red after the return of Justice earlier tonight. Serena Dent and the other members of the Entourage have been trying to calm her down to no avail.
Sensational Mary: WHERE DOES SHE GET OFF TRYING TO EMBARRASS ME LIKE THAT?? WHO DOES THAT BLEACH BLONDE BITCH THINK SHE IS???
Serena Dent: Mary, darling, please try to collect yourself. It could have been much worse than it was. Calm down and let us think of a way to deal with miss triple E.
Mary: Calm down?? How the fuck am I supposed to calm down when we're back to where we started a year ago?
Mary then gets in the faces of each of the other members of the Entourage.
Mary: I'll calm down after our Viper here proves his worth and makes deli meat out of Alkertraz. I want him spending his Christmas in the hospital. You hear me Orton?
Orton: Yes ma'am.
Mary: Porscha, go out there and show those other girls why you're baddest and craziest bitch in this company. Bring that Women's Championship home or you can go back crawling to your poor little cousin for sympathy.
And Carnage, I haven't forgotten about you. You go out there and destroy everyone and anything that gets in your way. Hell, even break that bitch Amanda in half while you're at it. I don't trust her as far as I can throw her. Once that's done, you'll be a step closer to bringing the Heavyweight Championship to our little family. Fail and Matt Morgan won't be the only person standing in the unemployment line for Christmas.
Serena: Mary, for God fucking sake, calm down. You running around and yelling at everyone will not help at all. You need to sit down, cool a bit and then think of what to do next. Doing something at the heat of the moment won't help and will only make things worse.
Mary smirks with a sinister idea.
Sensational Mary: Serena, you're right my dear. There's no need for me to complain and ruin my good facial with wrinkles from getting upset. I can just bring my case up to the members of the Board...
At that moment, several security guards enter the locker room as the members of the Entourage look confused.
Mary: Okay, what's this about? I haven't called for any room service...
Security Guard 1: We've been sent to escort you out of the building, Ms. Learner.
Serena: Excuse me, gentleman, but I believe you have made a mistake. Ms. Mary is a CEO of GZWA and it is highly doubtful that someone asked to escort her from the building.
Mary: I don't know who's sick idea of a joke this is, but I'm not leaving I have work to do.
Security Guard 2: We're not asking, Ms. Learner. The Board of Directors have sent us personally to remove you from the premises immediately.
Mary (visibly angry again): WHAT!!
Security Guard 1: Due to your assault to the acting co-owner of this company, you have personally put the future of this company at risk. It was fortunate that she recovered without any further incident, but the Board thinks you need some forced time off to think about your place in this company.
Security Guard 2: In other words, you're suspended until further notice.
Mary lunges towards the guards, attempt to choke him until the other guards tackle her to the floor and restrain her as she kicks and screams. Eventually, Mary gives in and looks at Serena Dent in defeat.
Mary: Until I get this mess sorted out... you're in charge. Don't screw this up.
All of the members of the Entourage have their eyes on Serena as the cameras fade out as Primetime takes a commercial break.
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[/li][li]Falls Count Anywhere - "The Demonic Angel" Omega vs. "Straight-Edge Juggalo" Ryan Kendrick
Primetime returns from commercial break, with backstage cameras showing Omega heading towards the ring for the next contest. Suddenly, Ryan Kendrick comes charging in from offscreen and rams the Demonic Angel into the nearby lockers with a high impact Spear. Omega slumps against the lockers, leaving him prey for Kendrick, connecting with a Faygo Splash (Stinger Splash).
Omega is sandwiched into the unforgiving steel. Omega slumps to the floor but Kendrick is far from done with his tormentor. Kendrick drives Omega face-first into the nearby wooden bench with half Nelson bulldog, breaking the piece of furniture in half. Signaling the referee from down the hall, Ryan Kendrick covers the fallen Demonic Angel.
One...
Two...
Th--NO!!
Omega barely gets the shoulder up as Ryan Kendrick argues with Referee Jimmy Korderas before turning back to the prone Omega. The game of possum ends there as Omega uses one of the broken pieces of wood, smashing it across the side of the Straight-Edge Juggalo's skull, leaving splinters and blood in the wake. Kendrick stumbles back as Omega kips up to his feet.
Omega erupts into a roar as he clotheslines Kendrick through the double doors and outside into the parking lot as he sends Kendrick down onto the pavement with a neckbreaker. Standing on the hood of one of the parked cars, Omega leaps off with a diving moonsault. Hooking Kendrick's leg after hitting the high risk maneuver successfully, Korderas is forced to make the pin count once more.
One...
Two...
Thr--NO!!
Kendrick's not done yet. Omega pulls him to his feet, shoving him head-first into the nearby Mustange GT. Kendrick counters with a drop toe hold at the last second, sending the Demonic Angel's head crashing through glass of the side door. Kendrick pulls the bloodied Omega out of the door and rolls him onto the hood of the car. Omega resists by opening the door and smashing it in Kendrick's face and rolls him onto the hood of the car instead. Dragging Kendrick on the hood of the car, Omega gives a cut-throat motion before positioning the Straight-Edge Juggalo for The End (Standing Moonsault Side Slam). Kendrick elbows Omega in the skull repeatedly at the last moment, disorienting the bloodied Demonic Angel and allowing him to hit the Faygo Driver (Back to Back Double Underhook Piledriver). Kendrick drives Omega on top of the roof of the car. He covers Omega slowly, as both of these Superstars are spent from this hell they have put their bodies through here tonight.
One...
Two...
Three!!
Prof. X: If that continued any longer I think that match would've been classified as attempted murder!
Francine: I do hope my poor Omega is alright...
The Carter: After this encounter, I think the scores even between them, but when is this going to end?
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[/li][li]Backstage, AJ Lee is seen wrapping her wrist tape around her arm. After adding the tape, AJ hears her door open. She crosses her arms and looks at the person who opened her door with disdain.
AJ: Well, well. Look who it is. You know, Rob Zombie called, he wants the whole Living Dead Girl thing back.[/color]
The person who entered is revealed to be Kat, with her arms behind her back and her face looking into AJ's eyes with no visible emotion.
Kat: You know April, when we first met and had our little...encounters...I was in a fractured state of mind. I was with the wrong crowd you might say. I've seen the light now, and I simply seek to right some of the wrongs I've mad, such as the problems we've had in the past.
AJ chuckles as she walks in a circle around Kat.
AJ: You know I remember when I first saw you, you were about to eat a girl's ass out before I came in, then you flirted with me, and when I rejected you, you took it upon yourself to try and kill me from then on. You don't REALLY expect me to forget that do you Meow Mix?[/color]
Kat: Just as you tried to kill me and my little gang later on and nearly burned my eyesight.
AJ: Touche, Kitty Kat. I'd say an eye for an eye, but it's a little unfitting for the stich here. I'll still be keeping both my eyes on you and your little claws, "Wormwood".[/color]
Kat: Hmph...While keeping an eye on the rest of the poisoned river we call a Division as well?
AJ grabs Kat by her shirt and slams her into the wall. She gets in her face and smirks as she speaks in a low voice.
AJ:I'm a nerd, It's in my genes to have four eyes. If I catch you anywhere near me, I'll give you a bigger beatdown than either of us have given each other in the past.[/color]
Kat chuckles at AJ, clearly not afraid at all.
Kat: Duly noted, Spitfire. I'd certainly appreciate it if you were to put me down right now.
AJ reluctantly lets Kat go slowly, but shoves her into the wall once more. She crosses her arms and walks back.
AJ: Let's hope I don't see you too soon, Kathy.[/color]
Kat: It's Kat, and if I see you again, it'll be too soon. Good luck, even though neither of us'll ever need it...
Kat exits the locker room as AJ turns her head, pondering whether or not to trust the evidently yet poorly reformed Wormwood Incarnate.
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[/li][li]Singles Match:"Sexiest of the Sexy" Maryse Ouellet (debut) vs. "Quintessential Diva" Trish Stratus (debut)[/b]
To start the match, Trish offers a handshake to her fellow Canadian, but The Sexiest of The Sexy chuckles at her and attempts a clothesline, but Trish dodges and hits a bicycle kick. She drags Maryse up and throws her into the ropes, and begins to irish whip her, but mid whip, Maryse pulls Trish towards her and hits an abdominal kick. She pulls her by the hair and throws her across the ring.
Continuing her offense, Maryse drags Trish by the hair to the corner and shoves her boot into Trish's throat, choking her out, until the referee gets to 5, where she lets go. She drags Trish to the middle of the ring and prepares to lock her in a Single Leg Boston Crab, but The Quintessential Diva kicks her off, and gets back to her feet. Maryse, rebounding off of the ropes, attempts a clothesline again, only for Trish to perform the MaTrish (Matrix evasion), but The Sexiest Of The Sexy thinks fast and kicks Trish in the gut, causing her fall to the ground.
Maryse turns Trish around and rubs her face across the canvas, then pulls her up, and locks her in the 'French Pain' Camel clutch. With Trish not giving up, Maryse begins to get angered, and stands up, holding Trish by her hair. She puts her boot on the back of Trish's head, and stomps it into the mat. Maryse then pulls the barely conscious Trish up, smirking as she prepares to hit the French Kiss DDT to finish off the match, but Trish does not give up, pushing Maryse back. Maryse slaps her, but Trish responds by hitting a stiff fist to Maryse's face and irish whips her into the turnbuckle. She proceeds to stomp a mudhole to the Sexiest of The Sexy, causing her to slide down the corner, where Trish proceeds to force her boot onto Maryse's face, suffocating her. She eventually lets go before the referee disqualifies her.
As Maryse slowly rises up to the corner, Trish goes a splash, but The Sexiest of The Sexy dodges the attack and pushes Trish away so she can climb the turnbuckle. Before she can hit a diving move, Maryse is quickly stopped by the StratusFear (Turnbuckle handstand headscissors takedown). Trish goes for the pin, but only gets a two count. She lifts Maryse up, and goes for the Stratusfaction (Springboard Bulldog), but Maryse pushes her off. Trish rises to her feet, where Maryse attempts the French TKO Heel Kick, but Trish ducks and hits a picture perfect Chick Kick (Roundhouse) for the 3 count and the victory in her debut.
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[/li][li]Tag Team Match - The Hall Bros. ("Xtreme Fear" Joel Hall & Eddie Hall) vs. The Entourage's "The Hardcore Monster" Carnage & The Fallen's "The Goddess" Amanda Cortez
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During the commercial break the camera shows the backstage area, where Amanda sits at the bar of the catering area. She’s pretty relaxed and it doesn’t look like she will have a match later this night. She takes a sip of her coke and lights a cigarette and it seems that she’s in a good mood, even though she has a cold glare in her eyes. Since she has released JJ from the Fallen she has really changed a lot and she isn’t so friendly anymore like in the past. Now she looks into the camera and her smile becomes a bit tauntingly.
~Amanda~
Ok, it seems that I don’t get the sense of all this here, but maybe I’m juz too stupid to understand it. I wanted a match for the title or at least a chance to become the no.1 contender, but what did these motherfuckers do? They have put me in a random match against some fucking newbees, the Hall brothers. And the best thing is that they gimme a partner whom I really don’t like, this psycho Carnage. Ok, we have ended this war against the Entourage, but that still doesn’t mean that I’m friend with them and that also doesn’t mean that I wanna have him at my side as my partner.
I mean in a tag match it should be possible to have a partner whom you trust and I don’t trust him. No, I even thing that he will try something to take me out.
Amanda takes another sip of her coke and drags at her cigarette, then she shrugs.
~Amanda~
But anyway, when they want it then they can have it. At least it will show that The Fallen aren’t afraid of anything. I’m not scared of facing these two laughable Hall Brothers and I’m also not scared of being in the same team as Carnage. If he tries anything, then I’ll juz fuck him up and he’ll regret that he messed with me. So for me everything will be ok and it will be a great chance to prove that I’m the real force in this company and that I’m the person who everybody else should fear.
Now she smirks and points at the brass knux which are hanging at a thin chain around her neck.
~Amanda~
Haha, and if they don’t already fear me, then this lil thing here will convince them.
Her smile becomes viciously now and it’s clearly visible, that she doesn’t care anymore what anybody thinks about her.
~Amanda~
Ok, now you might wonder that I’m willing to use weapons in a match after I didn’t do it for such a long time, but I will tell you the reason. In the past I only wanted to be friend with everybody and I tried to be nice and friendly, but instead of getting accepted and respected, the people laughed about me and didn’t take me honest.
With founding the stable The Fallen, I tried to change this, but it still didn’t work and we didn’t get the success we deserved, but this is over now. From now on I will force the people to respect me and I don’t give a fuck whether I piss off anybody or whether the people here like me. I do what I want and as long as it brings me closer to my goal, I don’t care whether it’s dirty and mean or not. So this means too that I’m willing to use weapons and mean tricks.
The Fallen are in a war now and it won’t be a nice war. Wars are always dirty and everything is allowed As long as it brings success. So be warned, the time with the nice and cute Goddess is over, from now on I’m the Goddess of War and I’ll bring you pain and death. And tonight I will begin with the Hall Brothers. It’s not personal, but when the bosses are so stupid to think that they can put them in my way, then they will have to watch how I will destroy them.
Now Amanda drops her cigarette and stands up. She’s already dressed in her ring gear and this time it’s a bit different and she wears steel capped boots. She takes the brass knux from her chain and shoves them into her hip pocket. With a vicious smile in her face she slowly walks into the direction of the stage, but before she reaches the stage she stops a last time and glares into the camera.
~Amanda~
Oh, I think I forgot something, a nice lil message to a very special friend, to Allison. I've heard that you don't wanna be part of our stable anymore and that you wanted to make a tagteam with Harlow, but you forgot something. Nobody leaves the Fallen without permission, but I do you a favor and fire you. You were useless anyway and I really don't need some sore losers who run around and only wanna have a relationship. So feel free to fuck the whole locker room, I don't care much. What I need is people who are strong, who have the will to fight and who take some wins for our team, but no useless and desperate whores. I give you the chance to do your own thing, but do yourself a favor and never cross my path again or I'll fuck you up so that you'll never come back again.
Amanda laughs out again in her mean way and then she walks to the stage.
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Joel Hall and Eddie Hall stand inside of the ring as they await for the arrival of their opponents. Amanda Cortez wasn't far behind as she stands outside of the ring waiting for Carnage. Everyone looks for the Hardcore Monster to arrive from the entrance ramp but to the Hall Bros. surprise, he comes from the crowd and attacks them from behind in the ring. Amanda merely laughs it off as she walks around the ring before taking her place on the ring apron of her team's corner.
Carnage sends both Halls into the ropes, with the brothers rebounding with double dropkicks. The Hardcore Monster is staggered by the blow which allows the Hall Bros. to follow up with a double suplex. Referee Slick Johnson ushers Joel Hall to his corner as Eddie Hall takes control. Eddie attempts to roll over Carnage and apply a Sharpshooter but Carnage kicks him in the spine, sending him towards Amanda on the ring apron. She greets him with a slap to the face, spinning him around to experience the pending running DDT from Carnage first-hand.
Prof. X: My word, This is a truly scary experience to see members of both the Entourage and Fallen working together.
The Carter: You got that right. I could've sworn that Amanda and Carnage wanted to kill each other. It just seems odd that they would even work together in a match like this where there's nothing on the line or up for grabs.
Francine: Nothing is ever what it seems around here. Haven't you grasped that concept by now? I'm pretty sure they are playing this match by ear with the ol' "Enemy of my enemy is my friend" tactic in mind.
Carnage covers Eddie, only for Joel to break the pin after a two count. Standing back up, Carnage briefly sets his focus on the Xtreme Fear, who springboards from the nearby ropes with a springboard dropkick. The blow sends Carnage towards the recovering Eddie's direction, who then capitalizes with a Dragon's Breath (Shiranui) to the Hardcore Monster. Amanda hesitates briefly before breaking the pin after a two count.
Francine: See? The seeds of doubt have been planted.
Amanda pulls Eddie Hall to his feet by the hair but she stuns her with a jawbreaker to free himself. Amanda rolls underneath the ropes to safety as Carnage sits up from the canvas. Eddie leaps over his shoulders and hits the ropes, rebounding with a low dropkick to the Hardcore Monster's face, sending him back onto his spine.
A hooded man wearing a trenchcoat walks down the entrance ramp slowly and knees down to see if The Goddess is alright underneath the referee's field of vision. Eddie Hall follows up with a standing moonsault to the grounded Carnage. Carnage defends with his knees up. Holding his abdomen, Eddie tags out to the Xtreme Fear, who enters the ring, heading straight for the Hardcore Monster. Carnage answers the call with a big boot with authority, leveling Joel Hall to the canvas. At ringside, Amanda informs her caretaker that she's alright and climbs back on the ring apron as Carnage Irish whips Joel into the corner and charges in with a Big Splash into the corner.
Amanda grabs Referee Slick Johnson and pulls him towards her as she practically shoves her tongue down his throat in a passionate kiss.
The Carter: I think I need to put in my application for being a referee...
Francine: My word, she can't even wait until the show is over before humping any guy that moves!
Prof. X: Wait, there's something amist here!
The hooded Superstar is armed with Amanda's brass knuckles as he steps on the ring apron as Eddie Hall looks to intervene. To everyone's surprise, the hooded stranger decks Carnage with the brass knuckles, leaving Eddie Hall with his mouth gapped open. He snaps out of it quickly, delivering an Elbow Drop to the chest of the Hardcore Monster. The Xtreme Fear recovers with the Xtreme Pain (Corkscrew Moonsault) before covering Carnage with a pin.
Amanda breaks her kiss on Slick long enough to fake an injury as Carnage is being pinned to allow the Hall Brothers to pick up the win tonight.
Prof. X: Talk about an upset. Amanda pretty much handed them the victory.
Francine: I've stopped trying to figure that weirdo out a LONG time ago.
The Carter: I still wish that was me in there instead of Slick.
Amanda leaves up the entrance ramp with the hooded Superstar who removes his hood when they reached the top of the entrance ramp.
Prof. X: BAH-GAWD! It's Dean Maddoxxx!! Has he allied himself with The Fallen now?
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