Post by Tia Brooks on Apr 27, 2012 23:57:02 GMT -5
A blackboard is shown with "How to be The Best Diva in the World 101" written on it. Tia Brooks walks in front of it with a ruler in hand dressed as a teacher.
"Welcome student Divas of the GZWA, I am Tia Brooks and I will be your teacher today and for the rest of your careers. I am going to give you all a lesson on how to be like me, The Best Diva in the World that is. So take out a pencil and paper, because you are going to need a lot of note."
Tia raises her right eyebrow and smirks.
"Shall we begin? First things first, learn how to freak'in wrestle. If you think being a Diva is all about looks, charm, and posing for pictures, oh and my I not forget sleeping your way to the top like most, then you are in the wrong business. This business isn't called WRESTLING for nothing. I see many of you who step in the ring and get your asses handed to you under a minute. But I am not going to blame the ones who just can't wrestle, I am also blaming the ones who have poor choices of trainer. I am trained by two of the best, which makes me even better. Another thing is a lot of these girls don't have character. You can be a great wrestler, but still can come off as boring. Especially if you pull off the same tricks over and over again every week. You know, the John Cena types. In order to have good character and great wrestling skills is to be confident. I make sure I give it 100% every single time I am out in the ring. I make sure I deliver the best I have if the fans like me or not. Even if I manage to lose some of the time, I get right back up and keep fighting. Another thing to be labeled as the best, WIN CHAMPIONSHIPS! I have won the EWW Women's Champion numerous times, I am the only EWW Legend's Champion, and I have won the GZWA Women's Champion. I do see a lot of potential Divas in the ranking to become the best, but I don't want to say any names right now because I don't want them to think I am passing down my title to them any time soon."
Tia removes her prop glasses.
"So ladies, if you want to be like me, please follow these tips that I gave you all. Class is dismissed, except for Trish Stratus and Mei Long. You two have caused too much for me and my tag team partner Layla. That's why at Devils May Cry, you girls are going down full force. You two will regret all of the actions you have did these past few weeks. Just know that Layla and I are coming at you Flawless and Fearless."
"Welcome student Divas of the GZWA, I am Tia Brooks and I will be your teacher today and for the rest of your careers. I am going to give you all a lesson on how to be like me, The Best Diva in the World that is. So take out a pencil and paper, because you are going to need a lot of note."
Tia raises her right eyebrow and smirks.
"Shall we begin? First things first, learn how to freak'in wrestle. If you think being a Diva is all about looks, charm, and posing for pictures, oh and my I not forget sleeping your way to the top like most, then you are in the wrong business. This business isn't called WRESTLING for nothing. I see many of you who step in the ring and get your asses handed to you under a minute. But I am not going to blame the ones who just can't wrestle, I am also blaming the ones who have poor choices of trainer. I am trained by two of the best, which makes me even better. Another thing is a lot of these girls don't have character. You can be a great wrestler, but still can come off as boring. Especially if you pull off the same tricks over and over again every week. You know, the John Cena types. In order to have good character and great wrestling skills is to be confident. I make sure I give it 100% every single time I am out in the ring. I make sure I deliver the best I have if the fans like me or not. Even if I manage to lose some of the time, I get right back up and keep fighting. Another thing to be labeled as the best, WIN CHAMPIONSHIPS! I have won the EWW Women's Champion numerous times, I am the only EWW Legend's Champion, and I have won the GZWA Women's Champion. I do see a lot of potential Divas in the ranking to become the best, but I don't want to say any names right now because I don't want them to think I am passing down my title to them any time soon."
Tia removes her prop glasses.
"So ladies, if you want to be like me, please follow these tips that I gave you all. Class is dismissed, except for Trish Stratus and Mei Long. You two have caused too much for me and my tag team partner Layla. That's why at Devils May Cry, you girls are going down full force. You two will regret all of the actions you have did these past few weeks. Just know that Layla and I are coming at you Flawless and Fearless."
