Post by Darklord Enterprises/The Cobra on May 2, 2012 12:39:08 GMT -5
*Sharp Dressed Man by ZZ Top sounds as Rodney Brooks comes walking out with his sister Calamity Brooks and a very familiar man wearing sunshades and a leather jacket. Rodney Brooks slides into the ring as the others enter the ring. Rodney grabs a mic as he begins to speak.*
"Hot Rod" Rodney Brooks: How is everyone doing tonight? Are you well? Are you alive? Are you excited to have the "Hot Rod" back in GZWA?
*The crowd goes crazy as they chant his name.*
"Hot Rod" Rodney Brooks: Now grant it, I have been gone for a long time because well I've been busy getting movie deals, hanging with sick kids in St. Jude's Children Hospital and just trying to get back into the ring shape for me to fight again.
*The crowd keeps chanting.*
"Hot Rod" Rodney Brooks: Now I understand that I'm in a match at the upcoming PPV and I'm so excited you have no idea. Because I get to eliminate every single person in this battle royal by pinfall of submission. Now I don't know much about submission moves but that's why I brought my buddy along.
*He points to the man in the corner.*
"Hot Rod" Rodney Brooks: He's like a submission guru. He can tie you up in knots and then smack you across the face with a stron backhand if your not careful. Now some of these guys I'm kind of wondering why in the world would they risk their own lives being in the ring with the "Hot Rod."
*The crowd keeps chanting.*
"Hot Rod" Rodney Brooks: First up we have Dolph Ziggler who calls himself "The Show Off." Well Mr. Ziggles, what are you going to show off for us today? Is it how to be the suckiest man on earth because you kind of got all of us beat by a mile. Also if your showing off on how not to get a girl then more power to you. Because while you are busy showing off your no talented ass, I'll be showing you the door towards the back.
*The crowd laughs.*
"Hot Rod" Rodney Brooks: Next we have "Hollywood" Kidd. Ok, is that all of it or are you holding out for dramatic effect. I mean damn are you from Hollywood or are you a wannabe. Even though it doesn't matter because I'm going to give you the Hot Rod special and it won't be very photogentic.
*Crowd continues laughing*
"Hot Rod" Rodney Brooks: The final person I want to talk about is "Dashing" Cody Rhodes. Nice name Cody, you are dashing. Because everyone dashes for the exits when you come to the ring. I mean come on you have no talent, you have no skill and above all else. You are not even dashing. I mean that barricade is more dashing then you could ever be Cody. Cody don't worry, I end your suffering by smashing my foot into your dashing face.
*Crowd continues to laugh as the clap their hands*
"Hot Rod" Rodney Brooks: Now I can stand out here and talk about all my opponents and have a good time doing it. However I'm tired of talking because I know actions speak louder. My actions will say that I'm going to win at all costs. As for all of you the reason why you won't be winning is because "I'M THE HOT ROD AND WELL YOU ARE NOT."
*Rodney drops the mic as his music sounds and the three of them exit the ring. They head towards the back as the crowd cheers and the scene fades.*
"Hot Rod" Rodney Brooks: How is everyone doing tonight? Are you well? Are you alive? Are you excited to have the "Hot Rod" back in GZWA?
*The crowd goes crazy as they chant his name.*
"Hot Rod" Rodney Brooks: Now grant it, I have been gone for a long time because well I've been busy getting movie deals, hanging with sick kids in St. Jude's Children Hospital and just trying to get back into the ring shape for me to fight again.
*The crowd keeps chanting.*
"Hot Rod" Rodney Brooks: Now I understand that I'm in a match at the upcoming PPV and I'm so excited you have no idea. Because I get to eliminate every single person in this battle royal by pinfall of submission. Now I don't know much about submission moves but that's why I brought my buddy along.
*He points to the man in the corner.*
"Hot Rod" Rodney Brooks: He's like a submission guru. He can tie you up in knots and then smack you across the face with a stron backhand if your not careful. Now some of these guys I'm kind of wondering why in the world would they risk their own lives being in the ring with the "Hot Rod."
*The crowd keeps chanting.*
"Hot Rod" Rodney Brooks: First up we have Dolph Ziggler who calls himself "The Show Off." Well Mr. Ziggles, what are you going to show off for us today? Is it how to be the suckiest man on earth because you kind of got all of us beat by a mile. Also if your showing off on how not to get a girl then more power to you. Because while you are busy showing off your no talented ass, I'll be showing you the door towards the back.
*The crowd laughs.*
"Hot Rod" Rodney Brooks: Next we have "Hollywood" Kidd. Ok, is that all of it or are you holding out for dramatic effect. I mean damn are you from Hollywood or are you a wannabe. Even though it doesn't matter because I'm going to give you the Hot Rod special and it won't be very photogentic.
*Crowd continues laughing*
"Hot Rod" Rodney Brooks: The final person I want to talk about is "Dashing" Cody Rhodes. Nice name Cody, you are dashing. Because everyone dashes for the exits when you come to the ring. I mean come on you have no talent, you have no skill and above all else. You are not even dashing. I mean that barricade is more dashing then you could ever be Cody. Cody don't worry, I end your suffering by smashing my foot into your dashing face.
*Crowd continues to laugh as the clap their hands*
"Hot Rod" Rodney Brooks: Now I can stand out here and talk about all my opponents and have a good time doing it. However I'm tired of talking because I know actions speak louder. My actions will say that I'm going to win at all costs. As for all of you the reason why you won't be winning is because "I'M THE HOT ROD AND WELL YOU ARE NOT."
*Rodney drops the mic as his music sounds and the three of them exit the ring. They head towards the back as the crowd cheers and the scene fades.*
