Post by Alkertraz on May 2, 2012 19:29:28 GMT -5
“BANG” It would only be considered such as sound because it was from the clapping hands of a Champion. Over the top superhero character laughing is heard bellowing throughout the backstage areas of GZWA. As a cameraman rushed to the scene Alkertraz stands howling with laughter watching what could only be described as a TV monitor. When just as instantly as the laugh begun it stops only leaving the echoes and they disappear into the distance. Alkertraz’s face goes through its emotions in the form of being disturbed, cringing and awkward watching reactions to what’s on screen. As the camera pans revealing Amanda’s promo that went out on air just a few hours previous, the reason for all these reactions and emotions are clear. Alkertraz wasting no time turns to address the camera.
“Like two lesbians, tickling, massaging each other’s feet popping a big toe in your mouths every now then for self-gratification, you didn’t but you was probably imagining doing it. Caressing the balls of her feet like, well… Balls!... Which I don’t have to describe to Amanda as she’s encountered her fair share of them. If that share was 100% stake in every porno that’s ever existed. Then they start undressing each other maybe slipping your fingers in… Through her hair, savouring the moment, flirting and teasing. It’s all so… Needy!”
“Now don’t get me wrong I’m quite fond of the lady’s strudel, but it doesn’t give you the excuse to go on television that goes out worldwide. It’s neither the time, nor the place or platform for you come out as a rug muncher. Now we respect your decision and we all stand by you, but please remember this is a family show… You can wear girls like a toilet seat in your own time.”
“And I hear you, a loser leaves town match would separate the boys from the men of which you are neither. But if that so happened to be the stipulation or even a running theme, you should have already left because you’re the biggest loser in this town. And furthermore, if you are not planning on retiring, it’s also not a wise match to pick.”
“So stop with all your typical, standard procedure attention seeking scenario, I get it, no one pays you any attention, your daddy abused you as a child. It was either in one hand balls for money and a strip pole or wrestling where balls and probably a strip poll was involved as well. Now, I don’t hate you for it, it’s brought you to where you are today so you must be good with balls and a pole if not anything else like actually wrestling for instance. All I’m saying is, once this match is through, I don’t want to see you in the same facility as me let alone the same ring, because if you don’t win come Devil May Cry, you will never be champion, you will NEVER hold that world title around your waist and as long as you know this, you can then go on to be maybe the first woman to win the Television title and then even the best woman’s champion that’s ever existed.”
Alkertraz then takes a moment to himself, rubbing his hand over his head, pondering the moment. There is not much more to say to his two competitors that stand before like they have done many times before. Everything that’s ever been needed to be said, has and the only thing required from Alkertraz to finally put this feud to bed would be to win come the PPV and no one knows this more than Alkertraz. He looks up to address the camera again.
“And Carnage you are someone I built up from nothing but a fart in the wind, a myth that’s only as significant as it portrays itself because of the source it came from. You are like a figment of my imagination. And I will remind when it’s necessary and until you give up the ghost. You can continue like you no doubt will to deny to the hilt and turn your nose up at the thought of it. But that doesn’t take away from the fact, that at the end of the day me proclaiming you as the next in line and only other dominant figure and breathing potential to that specific moment in time when the interview took place, which has elapsed I might add, to carry this company on into the next generation. And for reference point to that exact moment Carnage went from mid card dreamer to high stakes, main event wheeler dealer relate back to the first ever Hot Spot with yours truly on it. It will be on the website and I will make sure it’s free of charge even if I have to pay for it myself to put an end to this charade.”
“That was the only reason Xion Zeros took notice and the only reason you got your shot… To do this day I don’t regret what I said which ALLOWED you such an opportunity, because at the time it was legit. At the time!... And you can thank me later not that you will with your funky ass because the only thank you that came from your mouth was the one you mumbled when you had XZ’s balls in your mouth.”
“But as I said, you’re next in line! NEXT!... But it isn’t time for the flame to be passed, rather it be put out over your skull, the flame will die along with your dreams, the ashes will smoulder from what once stood like the fire burning in your eyes. But there is no rising from the ashes this time Carnage, only crashing and burning, because when the win means most, Alkertraz wins and boasts.”
The capacity crowd erupts to the bold and defining words. Looking to the heavens and taking a noticeable deep breath Alkertraz continues.
“You see, here’s the thing and a little something you may want to take into consideration. I’m going to be HERE!... Long after this match is through. So whether when the moment is upon us and you somehow from the depths of hell with the Devils hand up your ass, manage for some mythological reason to beat me and become the World Champion, which is hard for me to even mutter as it’s like blasphemy. But if you did, and I repeat that with the acknowledgment that it’s questioned like it should be. IF YOU DID!… You can’t possibly be convinced that’s going to be the be all and end all of it, you can’t seriously believe that glory in whatever form it shows itself to you will last for a substantial amount of time that people would even remember your name was carved across it’s face. That the little amount of time if it even sufficed as such because it will be so short lived that it would be classed and filed into the Wrestling history books.”
“I mean come on Carnage, could you through gritted teeth truly, with substantial evidence and fortitude stand before me now, look me dead in the eye and tell me like you have never said anything truer …“Alkertraz I am the world champion and will be for the foreseeable future, I am this companies lead superstar and I will see them through the next era and even generation with complete domination and conviction. There isn’t a chance in holy blue hell you will ever threaten my position let alone be valued as such, nor will you ever be in a competitive standing in the ladder to get another chance, you will never contend for this title EVER again!”…”
“Well for one you wouldn’t say that because you are neither that articulate, intelligent, inventive or witty enough to accumulate such a speech. But if you did!... I would look back at you in those eyes burning with hate and fury and firstly be impressed on such a well-crafted speech, but secondly and most importantly with outright heart, pride and feeling look you in the eyes and say……..”
“Well Carnage… You’re right!...”
The capacity attendance goes from cheering Alkertraz on and laughing to a complete shocked silence. So much so that a pin drop could be heard if it was dropped from the titontron to the gorilla position. The GZWA fans couldn’t believe what they were hearing.
“Because if I lose come the PPV Carnage. And Amanda as you’re in the match, I guess I should address you and because you winning would be outrageous and ridiculous all the same you should definitely get a mention. Let me highlight and conclude just for clarification. If that bell rings and it’s not ME that remains World Champion, then I will be boycotting the World Championship division with immediate effect all together!...”
The shock factor turns tenfold as gasps and confusion sweep throughout the arena. Little pockets of people whispering trying to confirm what has just been said makes it way around like Chinese whispers. Everyone’s attention is drawn back to the Titontron.
“And I’ll have you know it’s within good reason. I didn’t just decide this on a whim, or to cause controversy. This isn’t staged or a bid to gain extra ratings at the PPV, it’s not a builder for the feud that currently stands between me, Carnage and Amanda. You see, GZWA this isn’t even a misconception anymore, you have been deceived. If either Carnage or Amanda should raise the gold GZWA will become a product and symbol of delusion and what can only be described as a complete mockery not only to this business but to its history, it will be considered a botch job, two bit, cardboard cut-out extravaganza to even think and see fit that the panicle of the business today and it’s future stands within the hands of Carnage or even Amanda.”
“Because, In whatever which way you choose to find an angle for it to be approved, it’s not!... Whatever way you imagine it to be and work, it won’t!... It will never be complete enough for it to pass in the eyes of the superstars in the back who bleed and sweat to put asses on seats and for the people that pay to sit in those seats. This is why if it should come to either Amanda or Carnage’s hand being raised in victory come Devil May Cry I will hang up my boots in regards to the title in a discontinued fashion.”
“And this isn’t a cue for the powers that be to fix, manipulate, pay off, suggest, bribe or influence anyone to change the outcome of this match, or the sequence of events that shall follow. That’s not it!. What will be, will be. And I’m just saying if it’s not going to be me, then the division won’t be the same, because I’m not going to be competing for that gold ever again!...”
Alkertraz leaves a considerable amount of dramatic silence before looking dead in the camera with pride raging in his eyes. And says methodically with meaning sounding every letter and word out.
“All… eyes… on… me!”
