Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2012 10:23:52 GMT -5
Sitting in her locker room, April Lee rubs her hands together mischievously while giggling lightly. She already had a victory boast over Velvet Sky, and now she has to fight her partner, Angelina Love. She messes with her hair to give it a look as though she had spent the night in her bed. Looking at herself in the mirror she giggles once more while muttering to herself, when she quickly finds a camera shoved in her face.
April: Woah, keep your personal space there. You may have noticed by my hair that I'm just throwing away all of the guys who want me, but can't get me. Because my heart only belongs to Cody.
[/color]April: Woah, keep your personal space there. You may have noticed by my hair that I'm just throwing away all of the guys who want me, but can't get me. Because my heart only belongs to Cody.
April makes a cheesy pose while putting her hands on her heart and looking up at the ceiling, daydreaming to herself for a moment before remembering the situation.
April: I'm good, unlike the girl I have to deal with, who was probably sucking off guys while I was still sucking my thumb. At least I'm committed in my relationship with Cody. Meanwhile, Angelina and her slashfic accomplice are blowing a "dead" guy in his 40s. Seriously people, LOOK AT HIM! Who gives a flying feather about this old fart? He's like a year away from walking down to the ring with a walking stick! I feel like I'm the only girl with common sense. Everyone else is either a slut or lesbian in this crazy house![/color]
April realizes she's drifting off topic, and that her nostrils are flaring in anger. She calms herself down and tries to organise her hair to present herself more formally. She can't be considered attractive by everyone if she comes off as a whiny bitch after all.
April: But I digress. One ugly bitch at a time. Angelina is a dumb doll with no brain that should just go film a porn movie with her sex buddies and call it My Little Barbie: Friendship with Benefits. That is of course, if I don't punch the plastic off of her face when I'm done with her. And if Velvet decides to get involved, then I will take her out too, and I swear to God, I will shove Angelina's head up her fake plastic ass! Later bitches...[/color]
April mimes physical motions as she describes what she plans to do, then gives the middle finger to the camera as she leaves, dramatically swaying her hips to give herself the idea that it makes her look hot. Just as the camera prepares to leave, a white taped hand grabs it and turns it to the figure the hand belongs to, Cody Rhodes.
Cody: Where do you think you're going without my opinion on the matter? April may be a smug little girl, but it seems she's finally getting it. She's delusional to think that me and her are together, but it'll certainly be...entertaining to watch her demolish my so called plastic "ex".
Cody chuckles as he shoves the camera to the ground and walks away, following April from a distance.[/font][/center]