Post by The Bradley Clan on Jun 30, 2012 8:37:40 GMT -5
Mike returns to the GZWA locker room and throws his bag in the corner. He props up his Flip camcorder and records another episode of "Mind of Meta".
“Talk about full circle... This time last year, I signed with GZWA, and I was immediately approached by Amanda Cortez to join The Fallen. And I said, 'Thanks for the invitation, but I'm not into S&M, and I'm married. So you can keep the leather straps, I'm going for championship straps.'”
“And now, I face GZWA's resident lesbian dominatrix in a King of the Mountain qualifier. How kinky.”
He shakes his head at the mere thought of facing her.
“Amanda, you think you're too good for a qualifier match? Consider yourself lucky you're that far. You didn't create your own opportunity, did you? You didn't take GZWA by the throat and begin your own climb to the top! You just expect to have everything handed to you? And now you want to talk about how 'The Fallen will rise again.' Well, that's a real smart comment coming from a group known as The Fallen! Cortez, not only do you suck, you're also a grade-A, USDA-certified idiot!”
He starts to seeth a little bit.
“Listen, bitch, I'm twice your size, and I know you've faced bigger and allegedly badder competition in the past, but I'm going to assert my authority and have my way with you tonight. Now don't get any ideas, I know you're into pain, but as I've said, I'm married, and this isn't your spanking and whipping pain, this is gonna be much, much worse for you. After all, this is what having the Deepest Bag of Tricks in Wrestling is all about – not only can I pull a jaw-dropping escape or a surprise move out of nowhere, but I've got a style that's more flexible than a rubber gymnast. You don't believe me? Just wait 'til we're in the ring and I toss you around like a fucking rag doll!”
“Moral of the story? Well, as Rihanna might say, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but whipping your ass excites me!'
[/b]”[/color]“Talk about full circle... This time last year, I signed with GZWA, and I was immediately approached by Amanda Cortez to join The Fallen. And I said, 'Thanks for the invitation, but I'm not into S&M, and I'm married. So you can keep the leather straps, I'm going for championship straps.'”
“And now, I face GZWA's resident lesbian dominatrix in a King of the Mountain qualifier. How kinky.”
He shakes his head at the mere thought of facing her.
“Amanda, you think you're too good for a qualifier match? Consider yourself lucky you're that far. You didn't create your own opportunity, did you? You didn't take GZWA by the throat and begin your own climb to the top! You just expect to have everything handed to you? And now you want to talk about how 'The Fallen will rise again.' Well, that's a real smart comment coming from a group known as The Fallen! Cortez, not only do you suck, you're also a grade-A, USDA-certified idiot!”
He starts to seeth a little bit.
“Listen, bitch, I'm twice your size, and I know you've faced bigger and allegedly badder competition in the past, but I'm going to assert my authority and have my way with you tonight. Now don't get any ideas, I know you're into pain, but as I've said, I'm married, and this isn't your spanking and whipping pain, this is gonna be much, much worse for you. After all, this is what having the Deepest Bag of Tricks in Wrestling is all about – not only can I pull a jaw-dropping escape or a surprise move out of nowhere, but I've got a style that's more flexible than a rubber gymnast. You don't believe me? Just wait 'til we're in the ring and I toss you around like a fucking rag doll!”
“Moral of the story? Well, as Rihanna might say, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but whipping your ass excites me!'
“Amanda, you call yourself a goddess, but tonight, I'll expose you for the mere mortal you are! And when I'm through with you, you can tell your man-slaves Andre Holmes and Dolph Ziggler that they were lucky it wasn't them!”
“I'm on a mission, and there ain't anyone who's gonna stand in my way”
And if you don't know... now you know![/center][/b][/i]
