Post by Darklord Enterprises/The Cobra on Jul 20, 2012 18:48:51 GMT -5
Calamity Brooks walks into a dining hall as the hostess greets her at the front desk
Hostess: Good evening, how many?
Calamity Brooks: Just one please
Hostess: Right this way
Calamity follows the hostess through the crowd of people till she stops at an empty table
Hostess: Here you are, your waiter will be by in a few minutes to take your orders.
Calamity: Thank you so much.
Calamity sits down at the table as she funnels through the menu. The waiter walks up to Calamity with his notebook in hand.
The Waiter: What would you like to drink madam?
Calamity looks at the waiter and smiles
Calamity: Frank, is that you
Frank: Calamity, what are you doing here?
Calamity: I could ask you the same question
Frank: Where's Rod?
Calamity: Oh off getting ready for his match against Dolph Ziggler.
Frank: I hope he destroys Dolph I can't stand him.
Calamity: Neither can Rod...oh I have a match two on PrimeTime
Frank: Then why are you here and not getting prepared
Calamity: I've been working out for the past several months getting ready for this night. My opponent is Anya somebody and I know nothing about her. Besides I was driving around and got hungry. What you got to eat?
Frank: Your getting a salad and a nice roast beef sandwich.
Calamity: Come on Frank. You don't have anything bigger.
Frank: You have a match and I'm not going to let you eat fatty foods.
Calamity: Ok
Frank: I'll be right back
Calamity sits there not liking how her friend was treating her. He comes back with her plate and sits down with her.
Frank: What is it like?
Calamity: what is what like?
Frank: Wrestling in front of thousands of people
Calamity: It's no different then waiting tables for thousands of people just I get paid more.
Frank: Very funny. So how is it traveling with Rod again?
Calamity: It's awesome. He gets sidetracked easily by all the pretty girls who come to see him and I go shopping.
Frank: So tell me about this match.
Calamity: It's a Queen of the mountain qualifying match. The winner goes on to the Queen of the Mountain match in hopes of becoming the Women's Champion. That is my goal.
Frank: So losing is not an option
Calamity: Oh it's an option just not one I want to take. It's time people found out about Calamity Brooks.
Frank: Well I need to get back to work
Frank gets up and goes back to work. Calamity finishes her meal, leaves a tip, pays her bill and leaves the dining hall as she sees a camera pointing at her. She stands in the center of the shot as she speaks
Calamity Brooks: Anya, you may not know me but that's ok. You will know me come PrimeTime and I will be moving on too Slammiversary. Then I will take control of the Women's Title. In case you need to know more about me....well...you will because...IT'S CALAMITY BIATCH!!!!!
Calamity blows kisses to the crowd has she gets in her car and drives off
Hostess: Good evening, how many?
Calamity Brooks: Just one please
Hostess: Right this way
Calamity follows the hostess through the crowd of people till she stops at an empty table
Hostess: Here you are, your waiter will be by in a few minutes to take your orders.
Calamity: Thank you so much.
Calamity sits down at the table as she funnels through the menu. The waiter walks up to Calamity with his notebook in hand.
The Waiter: What would you like to drink madam?
Calamity looks at the waiter and smiles
Calamity: Frank, is that you
Frank: Calamity, what are you doing here?
Calamity: I could ask you the same question
Frank: Where's Rod?
Calamity: Oh off getting ready for his match against Dolph Ziggler.
Frank: I hope he destroys Dolph I can't stand him.
Calamity: Neither can Rod...oh I have a match two on PrimeTime
Frank: Then why are you here and not getting prepared
Calamity: I've been working out for the past several months getting ready for this night. My opponent is Anya somebody and I know nothing about her. Besides I was driving around and got hungry. What you got to eat?
Frank: Your getting a salad and a nice roast beef sandwich.
Calamity: Come on Frank. You don't have anything bigger.
Frank: You have a match and I'm not going to let you eat fatty foods.
Calamity: Ok
Frank: I'll be right back
Calamity sits there not liking how her friend was treating her. He comes back with her plate and sits down with her.
Frank: What is it like?
Calamity: what is what like?
Frank: Wrestling in front of thousands of people
Calamity: It's no different then waiting tables for thousands of people just I get paid more.
Frank: Very funny. So how is it traveling with Rod again?
Calamity: It's awesome. He gets sidetracked easily by all the pretty girls who come to see him and I go shopping.
Frank: So tell me about this match.
Calamity: It's a Queen of the mountain qualifying match. The winner goes on to the Queen of the Mountain match in hopes of becoming the Women's Champion. That is my goal.
Frank: So losing is not an option
Calamity: Oh it's an option just not one I want to take. It's time people found out about Calamity Brooks.
Frank: Well I need to get back to work
Frank gets up and goes back to work. Calamity finishes her meal, leaves a tip, pays her bill and leaves the dining hall as she sees a camera pointing at her. She stands in the center of the shot as she speaks
Calamity Brooks: Anya, you may not know me but that's ok. You will know me come PrimeTime and I will be moving on too Slammiversary. Then I will take control of the Women's Title. In case you need to know more about me....well...you will because...IT'S CALAMITY BIATCH!!!!!
Calamity blows kisses to the crowd has she gets in her car and drives off
