Post by Darklord Enterprises/The Cobra on Jul 24, 2012 18:02:20 GMT -5
Cameras appear in the locker room of Rodney Brooks and Calamity Brooks as they prepare for their matches.
Rodney Brooks: I can't believe I'm going to be getting a shot at the TV Title here in GZWA.
Calamity Brooks: I have to go through some Russian chick before I get my title shot.
They continue to get ready when a backstage reporter walks into the room.
Reporter: Oh god
He covers his eyes as Calamity was half dressed when Rodney looks at the man.
Rodney Brooks: do you have a deathwish?
Reporter: No...I didn't know anyone was in here with you Rodney.
Rodney opens the door and points at the name
Rodney Brooks: What does that say?
Reporter: The Brooks Siblings
Rodney Brooks: So does that clear things up for ya.
Reporter: Yes
Rodney Brooks: Now that we got that out of the way, what can we do for you?
Reporter: I was wondering if you could tell us your thoughts on facing Dolph Ziggler.
Rodney Brooks: It's funny, I mention him in my little return promo and now I get to face him. You see he's trying so hard to be just like me. A cocky, arrogant bastard but the problem is there is only one me. I'm not going to watch you make a fool of yourself trying to be me.
Reporter: What is your key to victory against Dolph?
Rodney Brooks: That's simple my key is to hit him with the Torque and his key is to avoid it. Now it's going to be hard to avoid it seeing I can hit it from out of nowhere. Dolph is just going to try and run away from me.
Reporter: Calamity, Anya earlier called you "top heavy" and that she will send you to retirement..what are your comments?
Calamity Brooks: She said I was top heavy. Wow you know I was hoping she would have some brains somewhere in that head of hers but I was wrong. I mean she has no idea who I am. I can beat her and she wouldn't even have time to count sheep. She's Russian well I'm American and as Toby Keith says "I'm going to put a boot up your ass because it's the American way." You may think sipping on whatever you were sipping on is going to help you. In the end, it's going to hurt you. While you are sipping and enjoying your time being a princess, I'm going to be the one ruining your crowning moment.
Reporter: You guys seem focused and confident.
Calamity brooks: Your damn right...because Anya is going to realize that...there is nothing she can do to stop me...because....IT'S CALAMITY BIATCH
Rodney Brooks: Dolph Ziggler will go night night because...I'M THE HOT ROD and well YOU ARE NOT.
Reporter: Any final comments
Brooks Siblings: Dolph and Anya...YOU ARE FINISHED!!!!!
The reporter leaves the locker room as Rodney and Calamity finish getting ready.
Rodney Brooks: I can't believe I'm going to be getting a shot at the TV Title here in GZWA.
Calamity Brooks: I have to go through some Russian chick before I get my title shot.
They continue to get ready when a backstage reporter walks into the room.
Reporter: Oh god
He covers his eyes as Calamity was half dressed when Rodney looks at the man.
Rodney Brooks: do you have a deathwish?
Reporter: No...I didn't know anyone was in here with you Rodney.
Rodney opens the door and points at the name
Rodney Brooks: What does that say?
Reporter: The Brooks Siblings
Rodney Brooks: So does that clear things up for ya.
Reporter: Yes
Rodney Brooks: Now that we got that out of the way, what can we do for you?
Reporter: I was wondering if you could tell us your thoughts on facing Dolph Ziggler.
Rodney Brooks: It's funny, I mention him in my little return promo and now I get to face him. You see he's trying so hard to be just like me. A cocky, arrogant bastard but the problem is there is only one me. I'm not going to watch you make a fool of yourself trying to be me.
Reporter: What is your key to victory against Dolph?
Rodney Brooks: That's simple my key is to hit him with the Torque and his key is to avoid it. Now it's going to be hard to avoid it seeing I can hit it from out of nowhere. Dolph is just going to try and run away from me.
Reporter: Calamity, Anya earlier called you "top heavy" and that she will send you to retirement..what are your comments?
Calamity Brooks: She said I was top heavy. Wow you know I was hoping she would have some brains somewhere in that head of hers but I was wrong. I mean she has no idea who I am. I can beat her and she wouldn't even have time to count sheep. She's Russian well I'm American and as Toby Keith says "I'm going to put a boot up your ass because it's the American way." You may think sipping on whatever you were sipping on is going to help you. In the end, it's going to hurt you. While you are sipping and enjoying your time being a princess, I'm going to be the one ruining your crowning moment.
Reporter: You guys seem focused and confident.
Calamity brooks: Your damn right...because Anya is going to realize that...there is nothing she can do to stop me...because....IT'S CALAMITY BIATCH
Rodney Brooks: Dolph Ziggler will go night night because...I'M THE HOT ROD and well YOU ARE NOT.
Reporter: Any final comments
Brooks Siblings: Dolph and Anya...YOU ARE FINISHED!!!!!
The reporter leaves the locker room as Rodney and Calamity finish getting ready.
