Cleaning The Rat House

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Cody Rhodes leans back on the wall, after looking at the match card. A cocky smirk is visible on his face as he shakes his head.

Cody:

[/color] Why am I even in this pathetic idea of a battle royal? I could easily beat every name here in singles matches, so just put me against our hairy champion now and I'll dethrone him and let him go back to the homeless shelter he came from.

Laughing, Cody points to the match card as he analyzes it once more.

Cody:[/color] I mean... Look at these names, it's hilarious.

He puts his hands over the names, individually pointing each one out.

Cody:[/color] Rodney Brooks? He beat Dolph Ziggler to get in. How many title shots has Dolph lost in his career? It's like beating Chavo Guerrero, that's not exactly a huge victory. I'm the real deal on the other hand. If he honestly thinks his flamboyant dramatics and his sister intimidate me or April, he's a bigger moron than I thought. And hey, people KNOW who I am. And that's not just because of name value. It's because I leave an impact on people.

Cody:[/color] Who the hell is Christopher Daniels? No seriously, all I know is that he's bald. I see this poor excuse of a company still hires people no one has ever heard of. Sad really.

Cody:[/color] Didn't I beat that Jackass wannabe Joel Hall ages ago? Why is he even still in this company? Oh yes, because putting on a mask and acting like The Joker is hilarious. At least when I wore a mask it was to hide my deformities. This common clown is parading around looking like an imbecile. Looks like I'll have to humble him AGAIN.

Finished with criticizing his opponents, Cody rubs his hands over his hair and chuckles.

Cody:[/color] The things I do to clean up this rat house... I'll beat one of them then beat the rest of them at the pay per view. Easily. Maybe I can be the first guy to win the mid card title and the world title. If a girl thinks she can do it, then I can easily do it.

Cody sneers as he walks away angrily, clearly shifting his attitude from smugness to looking as though he had been very insulted.[/font][/center]