Post by The Bradley Clan on Aug 17, 2012 13:04:40 GMT -5
Mike Bradley arrives at the arena for the Primetime main event – a Fatal Four-Way to determine which of the four King of the Mountain qualifiers won't be challenging for the title at Slammiversary. He arrives at his locker room, tosses his bag into the corner, and sets up his camcorder to post his thoughts to his YouTube channel.
“Well, the stakes just keep getting higher, don't they? First the ambulance match with Andre the Giant Pussbag, then the King of the Mountain qualifier win over Amanda Cortez, and now the final stage before Slammiversary – a Fatal Four-Way that could potentially undo everything I've done to get there.”
“Am I nervous? A little. But am I confident? Come on, guys, when have you known me not to be confident? I'm going up against three of GZWA's best. I may be the least experienced of the three, but I didn't get into this match by some fluke. The haters and the doubters will get to find out tonight – and at Slammiversary – why I deserve to be in the same breath as The Undertaker, AJ Styles, Kat, and Alkertraz.”
“Besides, I don't even have to win this match. I just have to survive. Not like I needed the job to be easier – the Metaverse knows I'm up to the task. The Deepest Bag of Tricks in Wrestling doesn't just apply to moves – it applies to tactics. I've learned my lesson from the ambulance match – don't expect anything silly out of me.”
“Am I going to target anyone in particular? The Undertaker just so I can make myself famous? AJ to get him back for losing in the People's Cup earlier this year? Kat because... well... just because? What are you, fucking stupid? I'll pick my spots and stay alive as long as I have to.”
“Get ready for a lesson in Survival 101. And come Slammiversary, we move on to finishing school.”
And if you don't know... now you know!
“Well, the stakes just keep getting higher, don't they? First the ambulance match with Andre the Giant Pussbag, then the King of the Mountain qualifier win over Amanda Cortez, and now the final stage before Slammiversary – a Fatal Four-Way that could potentially undo everything I've done to get there.”
“Am I nervous? A little. But am I confident? Come on, guys, when have you known me not to be confident? I'm going up against three of GZWA's best. I may be the least experienced of the three, but I didn't get into this match by some fluke. The haters and the doubters will get to find out tonight – and at Slammiversary – why I deserve to be in the same breath as The Undertaker, AJ Styles, Kat, and Alkertraz.”
“Besides, I don't even have to win this match. I just have to survive. Not like I needed the job to be easier – the Metaverse knows I'm up to the task. The Deepest Bag of Tricks in Wrestling doesn't just apply to moves – it applies to tactics. I've learned my lesson from the ambulance match – don't expect anything silly out of me.”
“Am I going to target anyone in particular? The Undertaker just so I can make myself famous? AJ to get him back for losing in the People's Cup earlier this year? Kat because... well... just because? What are you, fucking stupid? I'll pick my spots and stay alive as long as I have to.”
“Get ready for a lesson in Survival 101. And come Slammiversary, we move on to finishing school.”
And if you don't know... now you know!
