SportsWeek presents: The Royal Takeover

[Samuel]

As fans of GWZA log onto the site to catch up on the latest and greatest involving the Superstars, Divas, and non-stop antics that are leading up to Slammiversary. One of the clips uploaded features "The Crown Prince" Samuel Chatman from his appearance on SportsWeek.

Lavar Arrington: Welcome back to SportsWeek, I'm your host Lavar Arrington and I'm being joined by the GZWA Superstar Samuel Chatman. Welcome Samuel.

Samuel Chatman: I like that introduction Lavar, I mean I am "THE" GZWA Superstar.

The men at the table laugh and Samuel flashes a somewhat cocky grin at the camera. Samuel shifts in his seat and looks at the two men seated behind the table.

Lavar Arrington: So you guys have a big Pay-Per-View event coming up very soon don't you?

Samuel Chatman: Yeah man, it's right around the corner. It's funny because earlier today I heard one of the chumps that are in my match that night mention that when you hear my name that you think of a daytime news anchor, and here I am doing your show.

Lavar Arrington: Now I know that it's part of your craft to talk smack to your opponents, but do you guys ever take the comments personal?

Samuel Chatman: I mean, I'm a man and I have my pride, so you spout off out the side of your mouth and I'll pop off, but not really. Take Bobby Roode, he made the comment I mentioned earlier. That was his best shot? The only thing that did was prove the point that I am marketable for the company and that's why I travel and do all these shows to promote the company. I mean face it, not even the other Superstars take him seriously, he's been trying to get the attention of The Undertaker and it isn't quite working out for him now is it? If he can't get the attention of people who make their living the same way he does then why would America be interested? Daddy on the other hand, I got what all the people want. Look at this face.

After a brief chuckle from the table and the crew, Samuel drops the pose and faces the table again.

Lavar Arrington: So after it's all said and done, what happens when you are actually angry about something someone has said, is that when wrestling becomes "real"? I mean level with me, you guys all know everyone says it's fake.

Samuel Chatman: I mean people that have never stepped through those ropes can say whatever they want to say, but those bumps and bruises the next day certainly aren't fake. It's like this my man, do we get mad during matches? Hell yeah, but you have a job to do and you have to be a professional if you want to keep your job.

Lavar Arrington: That brings me to my next subject, you seem to be a lot angrier and more aggressive since your return, how will this affect your match? I agree with you, but some of those slugfest moments look a bit too real...

Samuel Chatman: I know where you are going with that, but my anger and aggression will only make for a better match. I know I'm the real deal, but it's up to me to ensure that everyone watching knows it too. My aggression could easily be called passion. I'm passionate about my job and I won't sit idly by and let others make a mockery of the thing I love. Take Randy Orton these days...two words...not relevant. The dude should go join the Diva's division and quite pretending to be in any of the Superstar categories.

Lavar Arrington: Why you beefin' with ole Randy? He's not some no name, small time guy. How can you honestly sit there and say he is not relevant?

Samuel Chatman: Easy man, that dude does the same thing over and over, he goes and picks up some "Trash-Bag" Diva on the roster and aligns himself with her and then they sit back stage and make all these plans that never go anywhere. When was the last time Randy cut a promo by himself? When was the last time Randy wasn't involved in some stupid scheme or better yet spending all show flirting with some Diva instead of scouting his competition? The dude is whack and has no ball sack, so he has to use Angelina's. If you ask me that's Angelina's baby that Velvet is carrying cause we know Taker's swimmers are too old to get that job done. Those Draq Queens on that RuPaul show look more feminine then her, but yet Randy follows her around EVERYWHERE!

The sad part is that she doesn't follow him, it's him following her. Randy...dude I challenge you to grow some and do something on your own. No one wants to see you plotting against the other Divas all the time. Sh*t step to me, I'll make sure you put down Mr. Love's make-up kit and pick up your gym bag again, that way you won't have to keep letting Justice and the rest of the world how much you suck by being counter-productive and telling your boss how many matches you actually lose and then begging for a shot to lose again.

Lamar Arrington: What happened to that fun loving guy that you used to be, that seemed so cold coming from you. You entire demeanor has changed and you appear to be turning red.

Samuel Chatman: I told you man, I can't stand when people make a mockery out of our industry. It pisses me off to no end. I mean we all know Orton used to be something special but I guess he's out of sh*t to do so he's moved on to managing Diva's now. That's why he hasn't cut a promo yet, Angelina hasn't told him what to say...that or he's helping her "tuck" and hasn't had the time.

Lamar Arrington: What about the last competitor in your Battle Royal? Surely you aren't pissed at "Mix"

Samuel Chatman: What about him? He's a Gangsta Rapper gone Goth? Dude, have several seats with that bullsh*t. I heard what he had to say as well and why would I be impressed? He basically told everyone that people doubt his skills and he's not a joke because he's a "Monster"? Get the f*ck outta here man. How many monsters do we have now? At least the other ones have the size to back up their "Monster" gimmick. Who looks at him and is instantly "struck with fear"? The only thing he and Bobby Roode have going is their win-streaks but we all know that changes in three seconds. Take that away from them and what are you left with? Some f*cked up "Mix" of Kane and Carnage size envy and an even worse CM Punk "sack-licker" than Dean Maddoxxx. If I wasn't in the match, it's painfully clear that it wouldn't be worth watching.

Lavar Arrington: Ummm...

Samuel Chatman: Hey I call it like I see it.

Lavar Arrington: Speaking of how you see it, what are your predictions for the outcome of matches at Slammiversary?

Samuel Chatman:

[shadow=silver,left,300]Diva's Opener[/shadow]I say Team Viciousness, because their manager and fashion consultant will most like be there to support his "Partner" Angelina.

[shadow=silver,left,300]The Superstars Opener[/shadow]Hands down "The Crown Prince" is bringing that match to a close with my hand raised in victory.

[shadow=silver,left,300]Mike Bradley and Damien Sandow[/shadow]Who the f*ck cares? Mike Bradley is an idiot who took himself out of the King of the Mountain for a "piss break match". I hope he wins so that he didn't put on his "Big-Girl panties" for nothing when he demanded that his idiocy be "made right".

[shadow=silver,left,300]Velvet Sky vs. Morgan Davis[/shadow]Check it, Morgan Davis is bangin' and all but beating up on a pregnant hyena? We don't need PETA protesting our show due to extreme cruelty to animals, the disclaimer clearly states that no animals were harmed during this taping. Shame ma...shame. Still I like what you do, holla at'cha boy sometime. Hands down, that sexy ass "Georgia Peach" for the win.

[shadow=silver,left,300]Double S vs Joel Hall[/shadow]Double S. Just watch a Batman "The Animated Series" episode and do what he does to Scarecrow on a daily basis.

[shadow=silver,left,300]Tia Brooks vs. Malita[/shadow]I'm think Malita is gonna surprise some people. Tia is feelin herself right now, I mean she has to because nobody else in the locker room wants to. We've exhausted that DA 6, for you none Army types, that's the form the Army uses for a Duty Roster.

[shadow=silver,left,300]Queen of the Mountain for this year[/shadow]Raven...oh my gawd it's Raven. If she doesn't win, Daddy's got something that will make you sing from the mountaintops. Raven is no slouch and people have been underestimating her with this Anya chick but people forget just what made Raven famous. She hasn't begun to dig into her bag of tricks with any of those Divas. Perhaps she can feud with "Rangelina" next then we can see her with that pink steel chair she made famous.

[shadow=silver,left,300]Mariah vs. Cheeka[/shadow]Tough call on that one, both are known for the limits they will go to in order to win a match. I think Cheeka though cause Mariah is too focused on keeping her man in her bedroom rather than walking-in on of one of the "men" competing for his attention and/or affections in an act of c*ck worship so he'll send them an angry growl during one his "worship me" speeches.

[shadow=silver,left,300]Television Championship match[/shadow]Genesis will retain, they are all gonna be fighting each other over who gets to lay down on the mat so he can "pin" them.

[shadow=silver,left,300]Carnage vs. Amanda[/shadow]I've known Amanda for a long time and I can tell she's pretty pissed about being kicked-aside in "The Fallen" and she's out for blood. If she can use her speed, she can take Carnage out, but if he gets his hands on her, it's curtains. If Mandy doesn't go for him like a brawler then it's her.

[shadow=silver,left,300]The Heavyweight Championship match[/shadow]Honestly I don't care, their division is so boring and stale that it doesn't interest me in the slightest. Who is the Champion of that division again? We need a new champion to revive that Hot Ass Mess of a division. I hope Justice wins cause it will up the anti in her fight with Xion and I wanna see what he will do if she actually wins the title.

Lavar Arrington: We are definitely gonna have to have you back on the show after Slammiversary. Well folks, that's all the time we have. Thank you to GZWA Superstar Samuel Chatman for being with us today. Any last words "Your Majesty"?

Samuel Chatman: Be sure to check with your cable or satellite provider and order Slammiversary. Check us out on Primetime where you can see me and all your other favorite Superstars and Divas in action.