Lacey's Debut Match

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Topic: Lacey’s Debut Match
Match: Lacey versus Calamity Brooks
Characters Involved: Lacey
Lacey’s Attire Is: i1263.photobucket.com/albums/ii631/LaylaIsFlawless/Lacey/02.jpg

After Slammiversary was all said and done, Layla was released from her contract and Lacey was signed to a contract in her place. However, Lacey and Layla are two completely different people. Layla’s more of a light-hearted person whereas Lacey is more of a dark-hearted person. Layla likes to kick back and have fun while Lacey likes to kick ass and destroy whores. Layla broke into the business as a model whereas Lacey broke into the business as a wrestler.

{::So Lovely::}{::Lacey::}
“Tonight, I make my in-ring debut for the Ground Zero Wrestling Association and I plan on showing these talentless whores that a wrestling ring is no place for them. They can learn it the easy way by just leaving the company under their own power or they can learn the hard way. The hard way is that I remove them from the company.”

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However, not everyone in the company is a talentless whore as Lacey found a kindred spirit of sorts in none other than The Glamazon Beth Phoenix, whom shares the same views as the silicone-free, cellulite-free Lovely Lacey.

{::So Lovely::}{::Lacey::}
“Out of all of the people that I’ve met so far in this company, Beth Phoenix seems to be the only one that is on the level. It isn’t very often that I find someone else that holds beliefs that are similar to my own. She’s most definitely someone that I should keep in mind for when I need a tag team partner. To be honest, I plan on joining forces with her and eradicating these useless whores.”[/i][/color]

While deep in thought, Lacey is approached by a camera man due to the fact that Lacey plans to cut a promo on her opponent for tonight. The camera man sets up and Lacey thinks about what she’s going to say. Then, the camera turns on and Lacey is live on the air.

{::So Lovely::}{::Lacey::}
“Yes, you’re seeing things correctly. Don’t adjust your television set for it is I, the silicone-free, cellulite-free Lovely Lacey. I have been recently signed to a contract with the Ground Zero Wrestling Association and I’m here to save the masses from these talentless, overrated surgically-modified whores that are only here to use professional wrestling to jumpstart their ulterior motives. You see, I’m not here to dress like a slut, I’m not here to act like a slut, and I for damn sure am not here to put on a fake tan. I’m here for two reasons and two reasons only. I’m here to wrestle and I’m here to save this company’s women’s division from the aforementioned talentless, overrated surgically-modified whores that are only in this company in order to jumpstart a different career. Unlike them, I’m loyal to this business and I plan on making my mark in this company. I am a future legend in this business and I plan on showing everyone why tonight.”

Lacey pauses for a moment in order to take a sip of her bottled water and then clears her throat before continuing.

{::So Lovely::}{::Lacey::}
“For too long, I’ve seen these ‘models’ come into the business and undeservingly get pushed because of their surgically-modified bodies only to screw the business over in the end. Well now that I’m here in the Ground Zero Wrestling Association, it’s going to stop. It’s going to come to an end, because the only women that will get in that ring will be those that can wrestle as opposed to the blown-up Barbie dolls working on a street corner.”

Once again, Lacey pauses for a moment in order to take a sip of her bottled water and then clears her throat before continuing.

{::So Lovely::}{::Lacey::}
“Speaking of talentless, overrated surgically-modified whores that belong on the street corner as opposed to a wrestling ring, I hear that my opponent for tonight is none other than Calamity Brooks. I’m better than Calamity Brooks, because I didn’t need to sell out my beliefs by surgically modifying my body in order to be signed to a contract with this company. Unlike her, I’m natural and I don’t need to change my appearance in order to make people turn their heads, because when I speak, people listen. If they don’t listen, I force them to. When it comes to wrestling ability, I outclass her in every category of wrestling whether it be technical, high-flying, submission, hardcore, or showmanship. I’m better than her and when I get into that ring with her tonight, her weaknesses in the ring will be exposed and I will destroy those implants in her chest. I am going to make an example out of her, because like I said, she falls under the category of talentless, overrated surgically-modified whores that have no place in a wrestling ring.”

For the third time, Lacey pauses for a moment in order to take a sip of her bottled water and then clears her throat before continuing.

{::So Lovely::}{::Lacey::}
“This next match of hers will be her last as Calamity Brooks will be my first victim and she will also be the first casualty in my war against these overrated, talentless models. As the time for our match draws nearer, that same time is also the countdown to the end of Calamity’s career. I could’ve taken pity on her by allowing her to leave this company under her own power, but pity is for the weak and I plan on forcing her into retirement. No matter what happens in this match, she will leave on a stretcher, never to be seen again. She will be the reminder to all of those talentless, overrated surgically-modified whores. That reminder is that you can either leave this company under your own power and never be seen again or you can be carried out on a stretcher and never be seen again. You might as well enjoy the rest of your pathetic lives instead of living out the remainder of your days in a coma. Remember my name. I’m the Lovely Lacey, I’m here to destroy the sluts of this company, and I’m here to save women’s wrestling. Soon enough when actual female wrestlers such as myself walk out to that ring, I won’t be shat on or chanted at to take off my clothes, because all of that bullshit is coming to an end and I will personally see to it. So you can either support my cause or you can get the fuck out!”[/center]