Happy Halloween, Punk

[Brandon]

Thefans were at an all-time high tonight on Prime-Time. As the show continued to roll on through the motions. It was only going to be a matter of time before we were to hear from the Straight Edge Superstar himself, CM Punk.

However, what we got was something we'd never expect. Let the hilarity begin right.... about.... NOW!

(CM Genesis)
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So we got CM Punk's entrance music blaring through out over the PA System. The fans are going ballistic. As they expected to welcome there own Personal Jesus to the arena. Instead, what they got was this...

Genesis walks out. Dressed in what appears to be a "Hybrid" CM Punk style attire from head to toe. Complete with the 'Hobo' beard and old-school "Hardcore/Straight Edge" t-shirt. Genesis mocked and did everything that Punk would typically do.


Genesis: "ITS SLOBBERIN' TIME!!!!!!!!!!"

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After having his fun making a mockery out of CM Punk. He grabs a microphone and sits in the center of the ring. Much like CM Punk would normally do for a promo. Genesis...errr "CM Genesis" I guess we could refer to him on this night. Had a huge smile on this face. It's bad enough that he made Christopher Daniel's life a living hell earlier on in the night (OOC: See Show Results later ). Now he has plans to humiliate and mock CM Punk in front of the world.

"CM Genesis" "Ahhhhh! Were you expecting somebody else? *chuckles* Gee, I wonder where you may have heard that liner before."[/color]

Some of the fans in the arena cracked up. As they got what 'CM Genesis' was referring to. Genesis was talking about the night several years ago. When he publicly humiliated Jeff Hardy on the way out of another organization.

(CM Punk mocks Jeff Hardy)
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"CM Genesis" "Do I have everybody's attention now?"[/color]

'CM Genesis' says as he smiles and shrugs his shoulders. As the fans react positively.

"CM Genesis" "For those of you who don't know. My name is CM Punk... and I'm a Grade A Douche-Bag."[/color]

Fans start to crack up, as "CM Genesis" continues.

"CM Genesis" "At one time. I used to consider myself the "Best Wrestler in the World". I spent many years poisoning the minds of lost souls and helpless victims using my Straight Edge lifestyle. To lead the world through a new life of sobriety. When that gimmick went down the toilet faster then my career in TNA Wrestling. I switched gears, and decided to go into business for myself. It was then that I parked my greasy, smelly ass on the stage entrance. I proceeded to run down the likes of John Cena, the WWE, Vince McMahon and his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law. All to prove a point that I was no different then anybody else in this world. So what did I do next? I cried. I bitched. I moaned. I held the company up for money, and lavish perks such as my own bus and my own merchandise. Eventually I found myself in front of thousands of fans in my own backyard of Chicago, Illinois. Where I defeated the evil, money hungry cash cow tyrant John Cena. Then proceeded to kiss Vince McMahon, and the WWE goodbye as I left the arena that night with the championship title.

From that point on. I was officially the "Best in the World". Or at the least... that's what my t-shirt said anyways. Even though I'll admit that I purposely stole the moniker from Chris Jericho and Bryan Danielson. Nonetheless, along with my new found legion of followers that wanted nothing better to do then to form a line and blow me from one arena to the next. All the while, hoping that I would live up to the hype and bring about "CHANGE" to the wrestling business that has been far too mediocre and passe.

Instead? After spending the summer months dropping one fizzled Pipe Bomb after the next. After making promises of changing the Spinner Championship title to something better. To ushering in a new "Attitude" era, to making the business quote unquote "fun again". Sooner or later. We went back to status quo. John Cena continued to kick my ass, and I was left as the #2 Babyface for the company. No matter how hard I tried, or what I did. No matter how many times I defeated Super Man in the ring. I couldn't beat him when it counted the most... at the bank! Turns out? I couldn't draw flies to a sh*t factory. So after the WWE went back to its soul crushing, typical "PG" ways. I found myself unceremoniously welcomed into the arms of the GZWA Universe. Where it was then. I hoped that lightning could strike twice.

So what did I do? I did the same song and dance that I did elsewhere over a year ago. I sat my pigeon toe fat ass on the stage. I ran down this company from top to bottom. I even took things a step further, and introduced the world to my new boyfriend. Turning him from the "Parental Advisory", to my personal "Public Service Announcement", Dean Maddoxxx.

Now, I've transformed myself from the Best Wrestler in the World. To the Best Manager in the World. Why? Because I realized that after my trial and error runs in the WWE. To the day that I arrived here to the GZWA. That I simply didn't have what it takes anymore. When I saw Genesis for the first time. My eyes lit up. Because there was a guy that had the 'It' Factor. No offense Bobby Roode. But this guy has it all...

Best Wrestler.
Best Talker.
Best Commentator.
Impact Player of the Year.
Greatest Television Champion of all Time.

He has done everything, and continues to do everything that only I can dream about. He's the "Best in the World". Me? I'm just some homeless guy with a scraggly beard and cool ring attire with a big mouth. My pipe bombs are more like a premature ejaculation. Damn thing just blows up in my face every time. Hell, why do you think Amy Dumas left me... TWICE!?"[/color]

The fans start to 'ohhhhhh' and 'ahhhhhh'. "CM Genesis" finally stood up off the ground from the typical indian cross-legged stance that was starting to kill his legs.

He started to walk around the ring. Taking a minute to regain the feeling in his legs. As he walks over to the side of the ring where the hard camera was located. "CM Genesis" stared into the camera for a moment. As you can tell the expression and the mood was about to change. He began looking down at his attire. He smiles, and proceeds to rip off the arm tape first.

Genesis: "Do you get the picture, Punk? When I'm done killing you where you stand. There will be no more ridiculous arm tape with the stupid "X" markings"[/color]

Genesis tosses the arm tape out of the ring. Then proceeds to take off the old-school CM Punk t-shirt. He stops to take a moment to examine it first. Then says.

Genesis: "No more phony "Straight Edge" paraphernalia that makes you an advocate for 'Just Say NO!' to drugs and alcohol. What are you now, Barney the Dinosaur? Big Bird off of Sesame Street?"[/color]

Genesis spits into the t-shirt and tosses it out to the crowd. Then he proceeds to rip off the fake "Hobo" beard, that CM Punk once sported during his days in the Straight Edge Society. Ripping the beard to shreds as he continued.

Genesis: "The fun and games are over, Punk. Listen up, and listen closely. You never was, and never will be the Best Wrestler in the World.

I AM!

You're not the Cult of Personality. You just have personality issues. You have no idea who you really are, or what you stand for. You simply go through the motions. Saying anything and hoping that it will stick with the fans like sh*t to the walls. You brainwash people with your lifestyle. Only to lead them to a boring and mundane life of hell. You want the world to be the same. While god intended for the world to be filled with different people, places and personalities.

CM Punk... I'm gonna give you some time. Matter of fact. I'm going to give you SEVEN months, to get ready to face me in this ring. I'm going to give you the one, and only chance to liberate yourself in front of the world. That you're the man you say you truly are in this business. Otherwise, if you lose? You only solidify everything that I have ever said about you. That you're nothing but a one-trick pony. Who only knows how to shoot his mouth off and manipulate others. My point tonight was to prove that anybody can be CM Punk. From Dean Maddoxxx to anyone else with a microphone and a big chip on there shoulder.

So go ahead and fire back like I know you will. Trash my name. Put me down. Dress up like me if you want to. Hell I don't care. Cause no matter what you do. You will never be me. Anybody can be a CM Punk. Anybody can be a John Cena. It's as easy as saying "I'm The Best in the World!" to saying "You Can't See Me!"

But... there can be only one Genesis, and it is I. Just like the meaning behind the name. I'm "the beginning" of your immediate end in this business, Punk. Be a man. Show a spine. Grow a sack, and face me in this very ring in seven months Punk. Give your Straight Edge army something to look forward to. As I'm giving you your one and only opportunity to take me out of this company forever. Let's face it. This company is too big for the both of us. At the end of that night. One of us will stay, and the other will perish.

Until that day occurs, CM Punk. Happy Halloween, you jacked up little bitch![/color]

Genesis drops the microphone in a 'pipe bomb' fashion. Yet another subtle jab to CM Punk. As he left the ring and apparently has laid down the law for the Straight Edge Superstar. Giving him seven months to get prepared to face him in the ring if he chooses to accept the challenge. On what has been both a hilarious, and history making segment here on Prime-Time. [/center]