Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2012 22:49:23 GMT -5
Topic: Week 2
Characters Involved: The Lovely Lacey
Lacey’s Lovely Attire Is: i1263.photobucket.com/albums/ii631/LaylaIsFlawless/Lacey/05.jpg
A couple of weeks ago, newly-signed Independent Female Wrestler known to all as The Lovely Lacey made her debut against Calamity Brooks, defeating her in the process. Same deal as last time, Lacey is in front of a camera.
{::The Lovely Lacey::}
“As I had prophesized during my debut week, I unsurprisingly emerged victorious and I plan on riding that same wave that I rode into this company on. My stance against the useless sluts in this company gained momentum during my first week here and it can only gain more momentum as time goes on.”
She then pauses for a second before continuing.
{::The Lovely Lacey::}
“As I told everyone, the time of the overrated, talentless whores is coming to end and my ultimatum still stands. You can either walk out of this company or you can be carried out and sent to the morgue, because now that I’m here, those are your only choices.”
She pauses again before continuing.
{::The Lovely Lacey::}
“On to CM Punk…This is the last person that should be talking about people remaining relevant when the last time that he was even relevant was when he dropped the initial pipebomb last year. Since his victory at Money in the Bank 2011, all he did was flounder along and took a back seat to two men with glass quads, a heatless Mexican, and an overrated Superman. Then he had a very underwhelming title reign where the only time that he was relevant was during his feud with John Cena, and it’s hilarious how the only time that he can Main Event is when either John Cena is involved or when he’s left off of the card. John Cena versus John Laurinaitis main evented over you and Bryan Danielson, so you have no place whatsoever to talk about relevance. Let me just say this, you wouldn’t have been shit without that shoot promo. You would’ve been jobbed out and then released from the company. So don’t give me any shit about being relevant, you stupid motherfucker! You want me to leave Punk? No, I have better solution. Why don’t you cut your own throat and fuck off for good?!”
Characters Involved: The Lovely Lacey
Lacey’s Lovely Attire Is: i1263.photobucket.com/albums/ii631/LaylaIsFlawless/Lacey/05.jpg
A couple of weeks ago, newly-signed Independent Female Wrestler known to all as The Lovely Lacey made her debut against Calamity Brooks, defeating her in the process. Same deal as last time, Lacey is in front of a camera.
{::The Lovely Lacey::}
“As I had prophesized during my debut week, I unsurprisingly emerged victorious and I plan on riding that same wave that I rode into this company on. My stance against the useless sluts in this company gained momentum during my first week here and it can only gain more momentum as time goes on.”
She then pauses for a second before continuing.
{::The Lovely Lacey::}
“As I told everyone, the time of the overrated, talentless whores is coming to end and my ultimatum still stands. You can either walk out of this company or you can be carried out and sent to the morgue, because now that I’m here, those are your only choices.”
She pauses again before continuing.
{::The Lovely Lacey::}
“On to CM Punk…This is the last person that should be talking about people remaining relevant when the last time that he was even relevant was when he dropped the initial pipebomb last year. Since his victory at Money in the Bank 2011, all he did was flounder along and took a back seat to two men with glass quads, a heatless Mexican, and an overrated Superman. Then he had a very underwhelming title reign where the only time that he was relevant was during his feud with John Cena, and it’s hilarious how the only time that he can Main Event is when either John Cena is involved or when he’s left off of the card. John Cena versus John Laurinaitis main evented over you and Bryan Danielson, so you have no place whatsoever to talk about relevance. Let me just say this, you wouldn’t have been shit without that shoot promo. You would’ve been jobbed out and then released from the company. So don’t give me any shit about being relevant, you stupid motherfucker! You want me to leave Punk? No, I have better solution. Why don’t you cut your own throat and fuck off for good?!”