Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2013 17:17:12 GMT -5
The show cuts to Eden Stiles outside of a locker room, with a crumpled post it note on the door saying "Katez Intrevu Room" in faded pen.
Eden: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm just outside the former exclusive room of Katie Matthews, who we're hoping to get words from after the attack she suffered at the hands of Amanda Cortez last Primetime. She informed us before the previous show ended to meet her here and we are going inside now."
She knocks on the locker room door, with no answer. After several knocks, she asks;
Eden: "Katie, are you in there? I'm here for the interview about your match tonight?"
She slowly opens the door to find the room empty. As Eden prepares to leave, one of the roof tiles outside of the locker room crashes to the floor and frightens her. Alongside the tile, Katie falls through the hole, landing directly on her back. Quickly getting to all fours, she crawls over to her locker room with wide wall eyes as she looks for something inside, singing out of tune in a loud, slurry voice.
Katie: "Here we are...for a b-brand new start...Livin' the life we coulda haaad..."
Eden awkwardly waits for a moment before clearing her breath to catch the out of mind Katie's attention. The blonde girl slowly turns around, responding with a doofy "Ehh?"
Eden: "Uh, Katie...Do you have anything to say about Amanda attacking and humiliating you on the previous Primetime and how you plan to deal with her in your match tonight? And why were you literally crawling about in the inside the building?"
The blonde responds while continuing to crawl and look around, finding a Coca Cola bottle with an orange golden liquid inside it, obviously not cola. Her voice comes out slurred and in sing song.
Katie: "It doesn't bloody matter why I was in there. And Alfredo...Yeah I think that was it... She pulled a bloody cheap shot and hit me from behind and it's like "Oh you bitch, eat my fuckin' disease ridden toes and get some sorta fuckin illness just because you had sex with my bloody sister." Which I didn't, I might add. Well, maybe. Well... I should really ask her about that...
Losing track of what she is talking about, Katie shakes her head and claps her hands, shouting her first word.
Katie: "Anyway, I'll fuckin' deal with Alfieri...duh, Armando when I'm good and ready. Maybe I'll make her eat her own fuckin' feet and have to drink Listerine for the rest of the bloody day. But I just wanna have some coke right now. Isn't it weird how goin' out one night and havin' some can make you want it so muuuhuhuhuch? I see why she does it so much now, it's bloody FUN!"
Realising her slip up, she wheazes with laughter and puts her arms out as she tries to correct herself.
Katie: "No wait, hang on. I forgot she does booze. And this is coke, duh. I'm such a div sometimes... How can anyone mistake this cearly dark cola for anything other than what it is? Come on girl get it right, what's wrong with you?"
Before Eden can correct any of Katie's mistakes, the youth takes the lid off and pauses before drinking, looking around before turning back to Eden, as though she had forgotten her location and why she was there.
Katie: "Wait... what was I sayin'? Oh yeah, Alfredo. Just wait until I get out there, I'm gonna totally kick his-uh her ass and shit on...Well not shit on her, 'cause that's like, kinda gross. And to be honest... Between you and me, I think I'd get in trouble from Mariah for giving her sister a Cleveland Steamer..."
Almost instantly after finishing her sentence, Katie shoves the bottle in her mouth again, this time like a baby sucking from a milk bottle. By the time she finishes, only half of the contents remain. Eden opens her mouth to ask a question, but is interrupted by an awkward question from Katie.
Katie: "Do you know if I like...fucked someone last week? I could swear I remember lying down with someone in a ring... I hope not, I like being a virgin...But then again... I did have fun spreading her legs an-"
Eden slowly takes a few steps backwards and interrupts her for the sake of common decency as well as keeping the ratings safe.
Eden: "Okay...well your match is up next, and we have more people to interview. Let's go."
Katie tries to stand up, but falls back down as Eden quickly leaves. She looks over to her left, inside of her locker room at her reflection in a mirror.
Katie: "I'll...uh...be there. You'll see. Ah fuck you, you're nowhere near as good as the last girl. Who the fuck are you lookin' at?"
She continues to drink from the bottle and drags her body up. Noticing the bottle being empty, she thinks for a moment before throwing it away. She crashes to the ground face first and groans, muttering loudly to herself.
Katie: "Son of a bitch...I swear to God if CM Fuck catches me like this and tries to convert me I'm gonna fucking puke down his throat."
leaning herself on the wall to get back to her bipedal position, Katie make her way to the ring.
Eden: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm just outside the former exclusive room of Katie Matthews, who we're hoping to get words from after the attack she suffered at the hands of Amanda Cortez last Primetime. She informed us before the previous show ended to meet her here and we are going inside now."
She knocks on the locker room door, with no answer. After several knocks, she asks;
Eden: "Katie, are you in there? I'm here for the interview about your match tonight?"
She slowly opens the door to find the room empty. As Eden prepares to leave, one of the roof tiles outside of the locker room crashes to the floor and frightens her. Alongside the tile, Katie falls through the hole, landing directly on her back. Quickly getting to all fours, she crawls over to her locker room with wide wall eyes as she looks for something inside, singing out of tune in a loud, slurry voice.
Katie: "Here we are...for a b-brand new start...Livin' the life we coulda haaad..."
Eden awkwardly waits for a moment before clearing her breath to catch the out of mind Katie's attention. The blonde girl slowly turns around, responding with a doofy "Ehh?"
Eden: "Uh, Katie...Do you have anything to say about Amanda attacking and humiliating you on the previous Primetime and how you plan to deal with her in your match tonight? And why were you literally crawling about in the inside the building?"
The blonde responds while continuing to crawl and look around, finding a Coca Cola bottle with an orange golden liquid inside it, obviously not cola. Her voice comes out slurred and in sing song.
Katie: "It doesn't bloody matter why I was in there. And Alfredo...Yeah I think that was it... She pulled a bloody cheap shot and hit me from behind and it's like "Oh you bitch, eat my fuckin' disease ridden toes and get some sorta fuckin illness just because you had sex with my bloody sister." Which I didn't, I might add. Well, maybe. Well... I should really ask her about that...
Losing track of what she is talking about, Katie shakes her head and claps her hands, shouting her first word.
Katie: "Anyway, I'll fuckin' deal with Alfieri...duh, Armando when I'm good and ready. Maybe I'll make her eat her own fuckin' feet and have to drink Listerine for the rest of the bloody day. But I just wanna have some coke right now. Isn't it weird how goin' out one night and havin' some can make you want it so muuuhuhuhuch? I see why she does it so much now, it's bloody FUN!"
Realising her slip up, she wheazes with laughter and puts her arms out as she tries to correct herself.
Katie: "No wait, hang on. I forgot she does booze. And this is coke, duh. I'm such a div sometimes... How can anyone mistake this cearly dark cola for anything other than what it is? Come on girl get it right, what's wrong with you?"
Before Eden can correct any of Katie's mistakes, the youth takes the lid off and pauses before drinking, looking around before turning back to Eden, as though she had forgotten her location and why she was there.
Katie: "Wait... what was I sayin'? Oh yeah, Alfredo. Just wait until I get out there, I'm gonna totally kick his-uh her ass and shit on...Well not shit on her, 'cause that's like, kinda gross. And to be honest... Between you and me, I think I'd get in trouble from Mariah for giving her sister a Cleveland Steamer..."
Almost instantly after finishing her sentence, Katie shoves the bottle in her mouth again, this time like a baby sucking from a milk bottle. By the time she finishes, only half of the contents remain. Eden opens her mouth to ask a question, but is interrupted by an awkward question from Katie.
Katie: "Do you know if I like...fucked someone last week? I could swear I remember lying down with someone in a ring... I hope not, I like being a virgin...But then again... I did have fun spreading her legs an-"
Eden slowly takes a few steps backwards and interrupts her for the sake of common decency as well as keeping the ratings safe.
Eden: "Okay...well your match is up next, and we have more people to interview. Let's go."
Katie tries to stand up, but falls back down as Eden quickly leaves. She looks over to her left, inside of her locker room at her reflection in a mirror.
Katie: "I'll...uh...be there. You'll see. Ah fuck you, you're nowhere near as good as the last girl. Who the fuck are you lookin' at?"
She continues to drink from the bottle and drags her body up. Noticing the bottle being empty, she thinks for a moment before throwing it away. She crashes to the ground face first and groans, muttering loudly to herself.
Katie: "Son of a bitch...I swear to God if CM Fuck catches me like this and tries to convert me I'm gonna fucking puke down his throat."
leaning herself on the wall to get back to her bipedal position, Katie make her way to the ring.