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Post by Xion Zeros on Feb 19, 2013 23:47:28 GMT -5
Official GZWA Primetime Theme - : I Want It All / We Will Rock You [Mash-Up] - Queen (feat. Armageddon) Recorded Date: February 8, 2013 Air Date: February 20, 2013- Primetime opens with a show of a long and very pink limousine pulling into the parking lot. When the limo casually comes to a stop, a pair of rather large and strikingly handsome men step out of the vehicle. The camera swings around to catch a glimpse of the "Voluptuous Vixen" smiling and exiting the limo herself.
As Justice saunters into the arena, the chimbos close the door behind her and stand guard by the limo. Walking through the backstage area, Justice smiles at everyone she passes; seemingly indifferent to the looks of desire from the men and the hateful glares from the women. Justice passes one couple however that are unified in their evil stares: Mike and Danielle Bradley.
Hey Mike! There she is! Let's go have a "word" with her right now!
Good idea sis! I've been looking forward to this for a long time. Hay Justice! Justice! Justice!
Justice continues on her merry way, seemingly oblivious to the commotion she has caused. Irate, the Bradley siblings storm after her.
Hay bitch! We wanna talk to you!
Yeah Katie! You and your pink slips owe me big time!
As the Bradley siblings approach Justice from behind, Justice turns her head to the side and smirks at two rather large and mean-looking security guards standing on either side of the hallway. The guards grin widely back at her but their looks become stern as the Bradleys approach. The two guards step out in front of the brother and sister duo and cross their arms across their chests, barring the way. Justice is still smirking as she doesn't miss a beat down the hallway. All Mike and Danielle can do is hurl insults at Justice's back and the guards themselves as they are unable to get past the guards to confront the Vixen. - This week’s edition of Primetime opens with a shot of spanning the live crowd before setting at the commentary table. To our viewer’s surprise, our usual commentary team is absent. Before the screaming fans could question their absence, “Cult of Personality” fills the air as the Straight Edge Society heads down to the ring. CM Punk stands in the center of the ring while Lise Starr and Dean Maddoxxx sit down at the commentary table.
CM Punk: “Welcome ladies and gentlemen to this week’s edition of GZWA Primetime. Don’t adjust your television sets or change that change to that ‘other’ show as I’m sure you don’t want to waste your time watching Lori die on The Walking Dead. Oops, spoiler alert.”
Lise Starr: “Funny, that was probably my favourite moment of the season...”
The live crowd boos in disgust as Punk continues.
“This is what I’m calling a Straight Edge intervention. You people can continue to boo me but that’s just hiding the ugly truth that is right in front of your eyes. All of you have an addiction - an addiction that you allow to infect all of your lives. You buy into these pathetic melodramas and reality shows to add to the neglect of the destruction that these shows are doing to your lives. Just like the pills and alcohol you ingest into your bodies, it is yet another poison, slowly corrupting every fiber of your being. Sadly, the addictions don’t stop there.
Ladies, I know it's Valentine's Day this week and you're expecting to be showered with gifts on that special day. You obsess over the love that only be expressed and measured with an assortment material possessions on a single day of the year.
Gentlemen, you are no different. You thrive off the just rewards for catering to these requests from your loved ones, hoping that these material possessions prevent you from another night alone with that bottle of lotion on your nightstand.
You deluded fools have it all wrong. The sad fact of the matter is this. You should be all treating me as your crown prince, showering me with thanks and gratitude for saving you from that life of loneliness where you still at home in front of that computer screen, masturbating to photos of me online while you write your fanfictions of us together when you know it's not meant to be. That love you think you want is only an illusion - only the love for your Straight Edge Savior will truly bring you the affection that you crave in your life.
Lise Starr: “Sadly, I have seen a lot of fanfiction that makes you want to gouge your eyes out. By accident of course but that’s what I get for browsing Tumblr. Be careful on there, kids.”
Your normally scheduled GZWA programming is no better, only aiding in the corruption of all of you poor misguided souls. The first step in cleansing your soul is admitting that you have an addiction. Until every person in this arena, including the entire GZWA locker room, comes out here to convert themselves to the Straight Edge lifestyle, I, along with my children within the Straight Edge Society shall continue stay out here tonight and spread our message.
It’s not hard people. It wasn’t hard when you took that last hit. It wasn’t hard when you decided to drink that entire bottle. It wasn’t hard when you decided to watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. Is it so hard to admit that you all have a problem here tonight?”
The crowd showed their distaste for Punk’s words loudly until all eyes go towards the entrance ramp as “Testin’ Me” by Doujah Raze fills the air to signal the arrival of the GZWA Chairman, Xion Zeros.
Maddoxxx: And now Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you an even bigger contradiction than Starburst, screaming mimes and zombies all rolled into one. Lise Starr: “Ugh, why does somebody always have to ruin something I enjoy?”
Xion Zeros raises his microphone to his lips after exiting the entrance curtain shaking his head, “Is this the best you got, Punk? I have seen better recruitment flyers by the US Army. Get out of my ring, Punk. You are boring these people to death. I must say though. You and Honey Boo Boo do have something in common. Everything that comes out of both of your mouths is a load of horse shit.”
CM Punk: “Bold words for a man that allows a cheap knock off of PMS almost take his company from underneath his feet. Xion, you should be out here running to convert to Straight Edge. Look at your life over the years. You have nothing but misery that has come out of your reckless lifestyle. You have constantly allowed poison to infect your federations as well as your own body - mentally and physically. Oh and I’m not talking about just signing that James Bowen guy either. If he didn’t kill himself, I would have done it for you. Just sayin’.”
ZX: “Real funny, Punk. I’m pretty sure I could call up Lita and Tia up for some funny back history on you too, but oh wait, I don’t have to. For all of my faults and failures, I can at least look myself in the mirror and go to bed with a smile on my face knowing that I didn’t lose a championship to The Tooth Fairy. Sorry to steal someone’s catchphrase, but how do you like those peaches, cookie-puss?”
CM Punk is visibly fuming at ZX’s remark but he quickly regains his composure.
CM Punk: “Tough words for the newest deadbeat daddy on the GZWA roster. And here I thought Genny was Deadbeat Daddy of the Year. No, Xion, you take the cake on this one. I’m sure Maury will be happy to present that Slammy Award for you too. Hell, tell ‘em to give one to Genny too for runner-up. You deadbeat dads gotta stick together after all.”
ZX motions to comment, but Punk cuts him off.
“I see that I hit a nerve there, so let’s get down to business since you’re out here. By now, everyone has seen the big announcement on GZWA.com and saw the previews for tonight’s show. We all know that you are out here to make an announcement concerning the return of the Riot Control match here in GZWA. I’m asking, no demanding that you make THE announcement - the announcement being that my children get first dibs at entry spots in the Riot.”
ZX: “I guess what Tia Brooks said about your ‘size’ must be true, Punk. Every time you interrupt someone, you lose an inch down there. You keep that up and you’re not going to have nothing at all downstairs to offer Lisey and Dean-o. I’m not one to judge but I totally didn’t know you were doing the whole Orlando Jordan thing with your ‘partners’ there.”
Lise Starr: “We are the Straight Edge Society, not the Straight Edge Orgy! Eww!”
“But in all seriousness, if your ‘kids’ want in the Riot then that’s fine by me. You see the return of the Riot brings a huge change for this year’s event. Every Superstar and Diva on the roster is eligible to compete, but know this - there will be only ONE winner. This year’s event will feature a single Riot match, pitting 30 Superstars and Divas against each other for the right to challenge any champion for the championship of their choosing.”
CM Punk starts laughing, “Don’t be jealous, Xion. It’s not my fault that the Legion was nothing without Lise and Dean in that dying company of yours. The only thing you were good for in that group was holding Justice up from falling over with those two beanbag chairs on her chest."
Maddoxxx: …...Worst. Stable. EVER. Lise Starr: “Exactly. Every moment in that group was uncomfortable for us. It was like watching a sex scene with your parents...” *shudders*
"You think you’re really smart, eh Xion? Do you actually think that this match will drive a wedge between my children? As long as the Straight Edge Society secures the win in this match, then we will be one step closer to fulfilling our mission. If our creed demands that capture all of the gold in GZWA before the masses open their eyes to their wicked ways and follow us towards the path of righteousness, then so be it.”
ZX: “Then be my guest and go for the gold. I don’t mean that just for you guys. I was speaking towards the ENTIRE GZWA roster. To all of you, good luck at Riot Control. I hope all of this coaching isn’t going to have you distracted from that time and place you have to fight Genesis at Slammiversary later this year, Punk.”
CM Punk: “Brandon is distracted enough as it is. Between the solo performances with that title and juggling which Barbie doll -- Barbie or Skipper -- wants to play find the pickle, I’m sure I’m the last thing on his mind right now. So don’t worry, Xion. I’ll put an end to his idea of his carnival act of ‘thinking’ he’s a superhero around here. When Slammiversary comes around, we know that the Best in the World is going to get the job done.”
ZX: “And I have to ask, how long are you three planning to sit out here? I have a show to run and these people paid good money to see WRESTLING.”
The live crowd cheers loudly at the GZWA Chairman’s words.
CM Punk grins, “As long as we wish. Tell ya what Xion. I’m in a good mood after your little announcement, so instead of me taking the rest of the night to expose how much of your loyal employees are living and breathing poison, I’m going to do you and the rest of these people a favor -- correction, an honor. The Straight Edge Society will cover commentary for the first half of the show.”
Xion Zeros laughs, “Are you serious? Honor? Don’t kid yourself. Just know I’m not paying you guys to commentate out here.”
CM Punk adds, “I’m as serious as that paternity test you took last year. Oh! And more thing, can I wear your blazer? Please, Xion, don’t insult me. I would gladly pay you out of my own pocket to pay attention to the state of corruption that your company is in and I know for a fact that these people paid to hear SES’ collective voices, whether they want to admit it or not.”
Shaking his head, Xion Zeros gives in and tosses his jacket at Punk before leaving the ring, grinning to himself as he heads up the entrance ramp. Once backstage, Brooklyn Glamorous is waiting for him behind the entrance curtain.
Brooklyn Glam: “So when are you going to tell them?” ZX: “In due time, no need to rush it. Besides, let’s see what the clown can do once given a platform. I don’t want to be accused of not giving anyone any opportunities to shine around here. C’mon, let’s chat more in private with less cameras around...”
Brooklyn pouts briefly before following behind him as the cameras switch back towards the ring for the first match of the night. - Singles Match - Dustin Holt (debut) vs. Hano Eiyu (debut)
CM Punk: Up first on tonight’s card, we have a former 49 time World Champion, Dustin Holt versus GZWA’s resident Power Ranger. Wait, this guy couldn’t rake the record up to 50 so he just settled for 49 title wins? Maddoxxx: Well, keep in mind to win the title 49 times you had to lose it 50 times in a company that most of us don’t care about. Lise Starr: Ouch, sucks to be him. So wait, Hano’s supposed be one of those Samurai Rangers? I guess this is the only work he could get after that season ended. Maddoxxx: I’m surprised you know about that Lisey. Punk: I’m not. This is the same chick who plays Pokemon on her 3DS every chance we’re not competing or discussing strategy. Lise Starr: What can I say, the game’s really fun, cute, and addictive! But at least I know I have a problem... Punk: Fair enough.
The bell rings to start tonight’s opening contest with Dustin Holt looking to make the first move in the form of a left hook, but Hano Eiyu displays his agility with a quick evasion out of harm’s way and opens with a Spinning Roundhouse Kick. With Holt to the mat, Eiyu then springboards from the nearby ropes and follows up with a Tornado DDT as Holt is returning to his feet. Dustin Holt makes an impressive counter in the form of an Iconic Spinebuster (Double A Spinebuster).
Maddoxxx: (Whistles) That’s a spinebuster to make Arn Anderson, Robert Roode, and Triple H proud. Lise Starr: Who? CM Punk: Exactly. Those clowns are irrelevant in the presence of my greatness.
Dustin Hold goes for a pin after the spinebuster.
One... Two... NO!!
Hano Eiyu flips Dustin Holt over into a pin of his own.
One... Two... NO!!
Hano Eiyu looked to continue the momentum in this match, but Holt woke up with a vicious clothesline at point-blank range, turning Hano inside out in the process. Dustin Hold continues his offense but Hano Eiyu swept him off his feet and executes a standing Moonsault. Hano misses the mark as Dustin Hold rolls out of harm’s way.
CM Punk: Hmph, looks like he should’ve called out his Megazord out on that one. Maddoxxx: Or played that Dragon Flute... Lise Starr: You guys are dorks. CM Punk: You still love us anyway, so sit there and keep being cute.
Just as Hano Eiyu rose to his feet, Dustin Holt delivers the Kiss of Death (Standing Dropkick) that knocks Hano into the corner. Dustin Holt then charged into the corner with a Flying Chop but Hano Eiyu expertly evades through the ropes out to the ring apron. He returned back into the action, countering the Flying Chop with a Springboard Arm Drag, sending Holt across the ring. Holt staggers to his feet as Hano Eiyu delivers a Tilt-a-Whirl Hurracanrana. Again, Holt returns to his feet disoriented as Hano Eiyu looks to finish this. Holt fires off the Brain Damage (Super Kick) but Hano ducks the blow and counters with a Moonsault Side Slam. Eiyu then points to the top rope before climbing the turnbuckle and taking flight. He connects with the Mikadzuki Second Style Sword Movement (Corkscrew Shooting Star Press) and goes for the pin.
CM Punk: Mikadazuki Sword Movement? Sounds like something that happens after you take The Big Show to Taco Bell... Maddoxxx: Or Tensai to San Jose’s... Lise Starr: Eww, gross...
One... Two... Three!!!
- Triple Threat Match - “The Parental Warning” Dean Maddoxxx (w/ The Straight-Edge Society) vs. “The Hardcore Monster” Carnage vs. “The Voluptuous Vixen” Justice
Our Time blasts through the PA system signalling the arrival of Justice. When she appears on the stage, she is wearing her token thigh high leather boots and pink tights. But covering her chest is a very tight black leather vest that we have not seen her wear in a very long time. The audience members near the ramp can see the strain on the buttons while more than a few wonder how Justice can even breathe in such a top.
CM Punk: Can you say wardrobe malfunction? Lise Starr: GZWA is definitely going to lose that PG rating thanks to those sweater puppies getting loose in this match... CM Punk: This show has a PG rating? Well fuck me sideways... metaphorically speaking... that’s news to me. Lise Starr: (Grins) Goddammit, Punk. Watch your mouth!
Referee Jimmy Korderas signals for the opening bell and the Hardcore Monster makes the first move, leveling both the Parental Warning and Voluptuous Vixen to the canvas with a Double Lariat. Carnage then lifts them both off of the canvas by the throats with the intentions of a Double Chokeslam but Justice and Maddoxxx have other aspirations on their minds in this match. The duo counter with a Double DDT, sending the Hardcore Monster into the canvas. The Parental Warning then climbs the top rope and takes flight with a Frog Splash while Justice delivers a leg drop over Carnage’s throat simultaneously. Again, their teamwork paid off as they cover Carnage in the double pin.
One... Two... NO!!
Carnage powers out of the pin attempt, sending Maddoxxx and Justice across the ring. Justice grins as she has some extra weight - more than usual on her chest. Maddoxxx managed to land into her hefty bosom from Carnage’s outburst to break out of the pin attempt. Maddoxxx’s face immediately goes red from this situation as Justice reverses their positions and buries her cleavage in his face for a very rather unorthodox pin attempt.
One... Two... Th--NO!!
CM Punk: What are we watching? Late night Cinemax or the 40 Year Old Virgin? Lise Starr: I thought Dean was 30...
Carnage pulls her off of Maddoxxx’s body by her long ponytail. Justice uses her assets to charm Carnage the same way she did Maddoxxx mere moments ago. She began to grind her hips sensually against Carnage while he still held her by the ponytail. Carnage seemed unfettered by her charms and delivered a hairpull backbacker to gutbuster combination to the Voluptuous Vixen.
CM Punk: Either Carnage isn’t into girls or this is his sick form of foreplay... Lise Starr: I’m going with the first option... CM Punk: And here comes Deaner, delivering the cock block for Carnage just like that one fateful night between me and Tia... Lise Starr: Wait, what? CM Punk: Err... nothing!! Check out that sweet Flying Chuck from the Parental Warning!!
At that moment, Maddoxxx springboards from the nearby ropes and delivers a Flying Chuck (Springboard Enzuigiri) to the skull of Carnage. The blow only manages to knock the Hardcore Monster down to one knee while Maddoxxx continues his offense. Maddoxxx hits the ropes and delivers a running high knee to the face before executing a combination neckbreaker in succession. Just as Carnage sat up from the canvas, Maddoxxx delivered a Blade Kick (Buzzsaw Kick) to the face to send Carnage back down on his spine. Before Maddoxxx could go for the cover, Justice delivers a Justice Is Served (Back Stabber) to the Parental Warning. Taking a page from Christy Hemme’s in-ring career, Justice then executes a split-leg drop over the chest of the downed Carnage before covering him with a pin as she excitedly teased riding him during the count.
One... Two... NO!!
Carnage rose back to his feet with Justice in tow in a two-handed elevated choke. A well-placed kick to the midsection causes Carnage to release one hand from around her neck, but the other still had a firm grasp on his prey. This was no cause for concern for Justice who whips her body backwards and over the ropes as she applies an armbar to the Hardcore Monster. The weight of her body pulling his arm over the ropes adds more pressure to the hold as Carnage desperately looks for the means to escape. In an impressive display of strength, Carnage pulls Justice back over the ropes and slams her to the canvas with the chokeslam, causing her to release the hold upon impact. Carnage then climbs the turnbuckle, ready to strike with Big Splash from the top rope, but down below, Justice has her arms spread eagle inviting him to come down.
CM Punk: Xion, you REALLY lost that PG rating here tonight buddy...
Just as Carnage was about to ignore Justice’s advances and deliver the finishing blow, the Parental Warning strikes with a Triangle Dropkick that knocks Carnage off the top rope and flying outside through the commentary table.
CM Punk: Porque!!! It died just like it’s dear brother the Spanish announcer’s table... Lise Starr: It’ll be alright, Punk. You know they’ll just replace it - as usual.
Dean decides to take advantage of the fact that Carnage is down and out on the outside of the ring by whipping forcefully Justice into the corner. Justice's back slams hard into the turnbuckle and she arches her back in pain. Dean stalks Justice as she squirms in the corner and tries in vain to stand up. Justice's arms are hung over the top rope so that she can't fall to the canvas either. As Dean gets closer, Justice is breathing really hard and thrusting her chest forward at Dean. Suddenly, the top button of her vest pops off and hits the Parental Warning directly in the forehead. Dean stops with a confused look on his face. More heavy breathing and gyrating cause another button to pop off, this one grazing Dean's cheek. With Justice's vest now straining to contain her assets, Dean is visibly enjoying the now enhanced view. Justice slowly stands up and saunters over to Dean, staring deep into his eyes.
Justice stands close enough that her breasts are lightly grazing Dean's chest. For his part, the "Parental Warning" is breathing heavy and staring hard at Justice. The Voluptuous Vixen reaches up with her right hand and lightly runs her fingernails through Dean's hair and rests her left on his sweat-soaked chest. Carnage has come to his senses outside but is hiding behind the ring apron, intently watching what is happening in the ring. Dean lightly rests his arms on Justice's hips and locks his fingers together at the small of her back. Slowly, almost looking like they are floating, the pair fall down with Justice on top of Dean, her head moving towards Dean's. Looking around, unsure of what's going on, the referee slides into position and begins to count.
One... Two...
Just as the referee's hand is coming down for the three-count and Justice's lips are millimeters away from Dean's, Carnage dives into the ring and punts Justice off Dean with a vicious kick to her exposed ribs. Justice flies across the ring and crash-lands on the mat, holding her torso in pain. Carnage sets his sights on the Parental Warning, grabbing him off the canvas and into a powerbomb position. Carnage then charges towards the corner with the intentions of the Buckle Bomb (Running Turnbuckle Powerbomb) on his mind but Maddoxxx slides down the Hardcore Monster’s spine and shoves him into the corner post instead. Carnage’s skull bounces off the unforgiving steel as Justice delivers a hip attack into the corner. Maddoxxx then takes a page from his mentor’s playbook, delivering a Shining Wizard to Carnage in the corner and drives Carnage’s face into the canvas with a Running Bulldog. Justice striked from behind looking to catch Maddoxxx offguard but the Parental Warning counters with Holy Toledo (Spinning Sidewalk Slam) -- or so he thought. Justice ups his counter with one of her own as she uses Maddoxxx’s own momentum against him as she counters with the Blind Justice (Eat Defeat).
She then completely embarrasses Maddoxxx again with her unorthodox pin, teasing him with her cleavage in his face while she covers him.
One... Two... Three!!
After the match, Justice quickly flees the ring to escape the irate fury of Carnage for tonight’s loss, grinning that her charms have successfully dispatched the SES’ own Parental Warning here tonight.
At ringside, both CM Punk and Lise Starr are facepalming after what had just transpired. CM Punk and Lise Starr remove their headsets and urge the ashamed and defeated Dean Maddoxxx to follow them backstage. - During the commercial break the backstage area is shown. Amanda just leaves her locker room and lights a cigarette. Even though she doesn't has a match, she's dressed in her ring gear. A right and tattered jeans, a belly free top and some really high heeled stripper sandals. She wipes some of her long black hair out of her face and walks to the direction of the stage. As she comes around a corner, she sees Katie and roles her eyes.
Amanda: "Damn, not her again..."
Katie hears Amanda's voice and smirks, slowly approaching her. She opens her mouth to speak but suddenly grabs Amanda's legs to knock her to the ground and starts to punch her in the face.
Katie: "Fuck you you damn whore!"
Amanda is a bit taken by surprise and she has some problems to block the punches. She tries to protect her face, but has no much success. Eventually she manages it to grab Katie's wrist and twists it really hard.
Amanda: "Damn, what the fuck are you doing? Are you drunk again?"
She twists her arm a bit more. Katie responds by slamming her head into Amanda's forehead, headbutting her. She grabs her hand loose and starts kneeing her in the gut before security can pull them both apart.
Katie: "I'll fucking kill you if you come near me again you fucking bitch!"
Slowly Amanda comes up, holding her head and her gut. She growls and glares at Katie,
Amanda: "what the fuck are you talking about? You came here and attacked me. You're so fucking sick in your head. Better leave and get a drink somewhere."
She laughs in a dirty way while Katie tries to get free from the guards.
Amanda: "No, better don't or you'll have to puke again. Haha and I just took a shower."
Held back by security, Katie screams at Amanda, kicking her legs out to try and kick her.
Katie: "I can take you on any day, any time and turn your ugly little face into a mouldy pizza!"Now Amanda laughs again.
Amanda: "Forget it lil kid. Grow up first and then come back."
Now she's pretty relaxed again and lights a new cigarette while she smirks at Katie.
Amanda:Or try it and get another beating up like the last time in the ring. Haha, you're so fucking pathetic."
Katie stops resisting the guards and looks to calm herself down. Then she suddenly knees the two security guys in the nuts and pulls out a steel chain, wraps it around her fist. Then she runs at Amanda.
Katie: "Better run, bitch! This is going through your skull!"
Amanda tries to duck away, but it's too late and she gets the punch at the side of her head. She stumbles backwards against the wall and slowly sinks down. Katie grabs Amanda by her shirt with her other hand, holding the chained one near her face while holding her arms and legs down with her knees down.
Katie: "Now then, this can go one of two ways. I can kill you now, or take you out to the town and kill you as slowly as possible..." Still dizzy Amanda looks at Katie. She can't do much and is to weak to get free.
Amanda: "Do whatever you want, I don't give a fuck."
Katie throws her chained fist back to hit Amanda, and goes to hit her, only to pause and headbutt her again, knocking her out.
Katie: "Not fucking worth it. Mariah'd be pissed at me turning you into mush."
She stands up, with the security guards grabbing her and taking her away.
Katie: "Whatever boys, take me to the fucking brig if you have to." - Inside of the Straight Edge Society's locker room an annoyed CM Punk was leaning against the wall with his arms folded speaking to Dean Maddoxxx who was back in the shower area.
CM Punk: "Dean what is your problem man? You have barely managed to get a win around here since I took you under my wing. I don't blame you for not kicking out with Justice on top of you though, but that's a different story altogether... I can't be too mad at ya Dean, you had to lose your virginity sooner or later. Go change your trunks and we'll see if Lisey and the Cookie Monster can pick up a win."
At that moment Lise Starr walked into the scene now dressed in a red variation of her wrestling attire, beside her was April Lee who was wearing red to match her best friend. She looked at CM Punk while Lise attempted to calm him down.
Lise Starr: "Punk... Punk, chill out. I know you're a little upset because Deano lost but don't worry, April and myself are going to beat the Queen Bimbo Mafia and of course I am personally going to make sure Tia stops giving Straight Edge a bad name."
Punk unfolded his arms and walked towards the two women.
CM Punk: "What? You got Keeping up with the Kardashians cancelled? Thank the stars there IS a god. Oh wait, the only god around here is me. False alarm."
Punk looks at April, "Lisey, I thought I told you there's an age requirement to be in our locker room. I'm not signing any autographs for the kids during the show."
Lise Starr: "Well, we were all disgusted with the way Tia’s been claiming that she’s Straight Edge yet loves to party, especially with the rest of those girls in her little clique so it will be an honour to give her a lesson she deserves. Also, don’t be that way towards April… she’s cool. Plus she’s older than me, you know."
April rolled her eyes. "Remember Lise, he ticks me off and he'll be feeling it..."
CM Punk: "REALLY?? She looks like she's 15..."
CM Punk yelled out, shocked at April Lee actually being older than Lise. "Okay, okay. If she's cool with you I'll lay off a bit." He then replied back to April. "Feeling it? Please... you WISH you were feeling it right now."
Lise placed her hand onto Punk's shoulder for a second before looking back at April who had an angry look on her face.
Lise Starr: "Stop being all petty with each other, guys! I know what's happened in the past but tonight we're all a team. April, you even agreed when I suggested we both wear red for Punk since it's his colour. Although I dislike wearing red because these tights make my butt look big."
April nodded before she looked down at the floor briefly while Punk looks behind Lise while she's not looking and speaking.
CM Punk: "Hey there's nothing wrong with having some sweetcheeks and a little junk in the trunk... I'll come down to the ring with you two and show support as I'm sure Dean will be in there for a while. A few cold showers to cleanse what Justice did to him mentally and sexually in that ring... I can't believe that indecent sex act in his wrestling ring."
Lise Starr: "Errm... sure. Anyway... this is gonna be great. Me teaming up with my best friend and my saviour supports us at ringside while we kick the asses of two people who should have learned to class it up years ago."
April Lee: "Better late than never I guess."
Lise Starr: "I could agree with that but it's far too late for Morgan. She's been active since her high school days probably. Eww."
CM Punk: "High school? You're being too kind. She's been conceived into this world without class and there's not a shred of hope that she ever will obtain any."
Lise Starr: "Oh yeah, I do remember reading a few stories about her being conceived in a brothel but enough about that because it's disgusting. Let's go out there and shock them with some Petite Power."
April Lee: "Yep. We'll bust their hearts right open."
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Post by Xion Zeros on Feb 20, 2013 5:22:02 GMT -5
- Divas Tag Team Match - “Heartbreaker” Lise Starr &a April Lee (/w CM Punk) vs. Queen Bee Mafia (“The Georgia Peach” Morgan Davis & “Straight-Edge Vixen” Tia Brooks)
To the delight of the cheering GZWA fans, our normal commentary team as returned to their usual positions at ringside.
Prof. X: We should note ladies and gentlemen, that because of her attacking security earlier, Katie Matthews has been thrown out of the building, so it seems she won't be managing the QBM or serving as a lumberjill later tonight. Francine: Serves her right, crazy bitch. The Carter: I dunno, I figure I could tame the pretty kitty. Francine: Please do, I'd love to see her finish off what she started last time you tried. The Carter: Aw dang it Francine, why you gotta remind me of that? Carter Jr.'s still recovering from that! CM Punk sits down at the table and puts on a spare headset, "You clowns aren't doing this without me. My girls are in this match and it's appropriate that I support them accordingly."
The Carter: I didn't know you were into black chicks, Punk. CM Punk: Please, I dig ALL chicks, but that's Morgan's own fault that she wants to have a crush on that weirdo Joel Hall's loser brother. She needs to lose the zero and get with a hero. Francine teases, "So does that mean that you still have a spark for ol' Miss Brooks or Miss April Jeanette?" CM Punk: Dating Daffney was fun but I'm totally over the crazy chick fad...
After the bell rings, the match begins with Lise and Tia. They approach each other, trading kicks focused on the legs. Soon the kicks become fists, and Tia corners Lise into the ropes until the referee is able to restrain her. The distraction from the referee gives Live enough time to sneak a stiff sucker punch to Tia, knocking her flat on the mat. Shaking her fist in pain, she puts a foot on Tia's chest but her cocky pin fails to get her team the early win. She pulls her up and holds her in a headlock but Tia pushes her in mid air while she jumps for a Tornado DDT, causing the Heartbreaker to crash hard into the mat. Upon rising back, Lise notices Tia running at her for a boot which she barely ducks. Because of Lise avoiding being struck Tia's legs become stuck on the rope, causing Lise to smirk as she slowly approaches her. She tags in April, who takes advantage of Tia's position by paying tribute to her ex-boyfriend Cody Rhodes by hitting his springboard Disaster Kick. The resulting impact knocks Tia to her knees, with April continuing her advantage with a spinning roundhouse kick.
Francine: Tia's down on her knees, Punk. Doesn't that bring back some old memories? CM Punk plays stupid, "You mean that Kim Kardashian sextape?" The Carter: Quick someone lemme borrow their laptop! I gotta google that! Prof. X: Sorry Carter, but you're going to have to research that on your own private time. CM Punk: Cut him some slack, Professor. We all know that Carter has his hands full enough as it is pulling off those all night solo acts.
April lies back on top of Tia, mocking Morgan by slapping her rear end and shouting "How do ya like them peaches?" while pinning her. The pin only gets her a two count. She kicks Tia in the gut and drags her over to her corner, extending her arm for Lise to tag in. Lise grabs the downed Tia by her chin, shouting insults at her, only for Tia to hit a surprise blind side kick, knocking her down. The two groggy girls crawl to their respective corners, both getting the hot tag to their partners, with April and Morgan charging at each other and brawling with their fists. Morgan wins the brawl, sending April into the ground. Before April can move, Morgan hits the Booty Print, slamming her butt into April's throat. She remains seated on her, with the referee counting, but she manages to pull her arms up in time. While Morgan argues with the ref, the dazed April crawls over to one of the bottom turnbuckles. Morgan takes notice and quickly smashes her in the head with a Booty Bump. April holds her head in pain while Morgan smirks as she sets up for a Lap Dance, only for Lise to prevent it by grabbing Morgan's hair from the apron. The Georgia Peach has none of it, kicking her in the gut and slamming her butt against Lise's face, knocking her off the apron to the floor.
The Carter: Mmm, I'm sure a heavenly slice of that bootilicious Georgia Peach pie would be ass-tastic! Francine: Can you get anymore corny? CM Punk: Check behind his ears, I'm sure there's a bowl of popcorn.
While Morgan taunts Lise, April has already gotten back up, hitting Morgan in the back of the head with a Player's Boot, sending her into her and Lise's corner. As Lise gets back up, April tags her in and the two take turns kicking Morgan's gut, following up with April dropping to her knees and Lise using her as a step to hit a high knee to the chin of Morgan, then dropping her into the canvas with a bulldog, in tribute to CM Punk. She goes for the pin, but the combo is not able to take out the Georgia Peach. Lise angrily kicks Morgan in the face several times, before dragging her over to her corner and tagging April back in, keeping the both of them fresh. Upon getting in the ring, April sits Morgan down in the bottom turnbuckle, giving herself a running start to hit a face wash, which she succeeds in doing, slamming her boot against Morgan's head. Feeling cocky with herself, she makes ridiculous gestures and charges at Morgan, hoping to add insult to injury with a bronco buster, only for Morgan to move and April to bounce into the turnbuckle. While she drops to the mat, Morgan takes advantage and attempts to drag her body to Tia, only for April to barely crawl to her and grab her by the leg, pulling her back.
April gets back to her feet and drags Morgan up with her, only for Morgan to hit a lightning fast Magic City out of nowhere, incapacitating April as well as herself. Morgan succeeds in reaching her corner and tagging in Tia, who smiles while approaching the downed April. She drags April's splatted corpse off of the canvas and onto her shoulders for The Incredible Aftermath, blowing a kiss to Lise as she has her on her shoulders. Just before she can finish it, April resists with all of her might elbowing Tia's head until she is able to get herself back down to her feet. She pushes Tia from behind to the ropes, hitting a rebounding dropkick, while distracting the referee long enough for Lise to hit a jumping kick to Tia's skull. Spreading her arms and making a sleeping pose, April taunts Tia to get up, similar to CM Punk. As Tia slowly gets up, April suddenly turns and slaps Morgan, aggravating her enough to get in the ring. While the referee holds her back, Lise enters the ring herself, joining April and hitting The Heartbuster (Double Superkick) on Tia, knocking her out cold. Morgan tries to run in to stop the pin April sets up, only for Lise to hit a surprise Starrstruck to her as soon as she gets past the ropes, with April getting the winning pin.
CM Punk is shown at ringside applauding the Heartbusters for a job well done.
- Best of Three Series: Round 1 - Singles Match - “The Lovely” Lacey vs. Paige
Prof.X: Coming up ladies and gentlemen, is the first match in the best of three series between The Lovely Lacey and The Anti-Diva known as Paige. The Carter: Last week, these two hotties gave us a hell of a match, but it ended abruptly when the Lovely Lacey slithered out of the ring and struck Paige with a weapon, getting herself disqualified. Now, Paige was knocked for a loop for a little while and I was on-hand to administer CPR, but… Francine: But, I placed your nuts in a pair of pliers just Katt Williams did in Friday After Next. By the end of this series, we will find out once and for all, who the dominant feminist is.
“Tell me exactly what am I supposed to do. Now that I’ve allowed you to BEAT ME” can be heard throughout the arena as “The Game” by Disturbed hits the PA System. While her theme blares throughout the arena, the founding member of the Minnesota Wrecking Crew bursts through the entrance curtain and onto the stageas she’s greeted by the crowd’s raucous booing.
Zoey Valentine: Ladies and gentlemen, this next contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first…From Minneapolis, Minnesota…The Lovely Lacey!
Like last week, Lacey walks down the entrance ramp right to ringside with great haste. Not even bothering with walking up the steel steps, the Lovely Lacey climbs onto the apron and slides into the ring under the bottom rope. In the ring, the powerful member of the Minnesota Wrecking Crew walks over to the corner and climbs up onto the second turnbuckle. While doing so, she looks around at the capacity crowd booing her. She hops off of the turnbuckle and walks over to the center of the ring. Zoey hands the microphone to the Lovely Lacey and she leaves the ring. As “The Game” by Disturbed fades out, Lacey raises her microphone.
Prof. X: Uh-oh, Lacey has a microphone and you know what that means. The Carter: She’s going to profess her love to The Carter. Francine: Don’t make me gag. The Carter: I won’t, unless we’re sharing a hotel room. Francine: Ugh…Can’t I just kill this guy? I’m pretty sure that no one would miss him.
The Lovely Lacey: Last week was nothing more than a sham. You see, what’s-her-name isn’t good enough to beat me…
Prof. X: Paige was in fact, good enough to beat her, which is why The Lovely Lacey intentionally disqualified herself. The Carter: She’s never disqualified…from the heart of The Carter Francine: Oh, shut up.
The Lovely Lacey: Paige might know a few moves here and there, but that counts for naught when it comes to my in-ring dexterity.
Prof. X: Oh give me a break.
Before Lacey and continue what she’s saying, the entrance curtain opens and Paige walks out onto the stage and with great haste, she quickly walks down the entrance ramp while unzipping her leather jacket. By the time she gets to ringside, Paige has already unzipped her jacket. She pulls the jacket off and runs right into the ring, and once she enters the ring, Paige is getting stomped on repeatedly by Lacey.
Prof. X: There they go! Lacey is stomping away at Paige in the early going.
The Carter: Those stomps look hard, I wonder if she’ll need a massage after this match. Francine: Shut up, will you?
Lacey continues to stomp until she misses once to which Paige tackles her to the ground and starts punching her. Paige just repeatedly punches Lacey, thinking that with every blow that’s landing, she’s gaining retribution for getting hit with the chair last week. However one missed punch lands Paige on the bottom and on the receiving end of a flurry of punches.
Prof. X: Paige capitalized on a missed kick from Lacey and began to punch her. Now, one mis-timed punch places Lacey back in the driver’s seat. The Carter: Cat Fight! Francine: These two only met last week and already they hold a lot of animosity towards one another.
Lacey misses a punch and Paige capitalizes on Lacey’s mistake by turning them both over with her on top once again. Back on top Lacey, Paige continues to punch her in the face as the referee tries to count. However, this doesn’t work and he pulls Paige right off of Lacey. The referee gives her a stern warning as Lacey gets to her feet. Paige pushes the referee out of the way and runs at Lacey, who sticks her foot out at the right time and catches Paige in the stomach. With Paige momentarily stunned, Lacey starts throwing punches at her, backing the Anti-Diva into a corner.
Prof. X: Paige turned herself and Lacey over. She’s in the driver’s seat again, and the referee pulls her off of Lacey. Lacey caught Paige with the foot and is now on the offensive again. The Carter: Wow, Lacey can wrestle and Paige. Francine:Lacey’s off to a good start so far as she’s backed Paige into the corner. Come on ref! Do your job! Get her off of Paige!
Lacey continues to throw the stiff punches with Paige wisely covering up before pushing Lacey away and taunting her to come get her again. Lacey obliges, but it’s a trap as when Lacey tries to throw a punch, Paige elbows her in the face. With Lacey momentarily stunned now, Paige grabs her by the throat and throws her into the corner, and starts to throw the heavy punches. Lacey begins to slump in the corner from the punches that she’s taking, only for Paige to stop momentarily in order to start kicking the Lovely Lacey in the stomach.
Prof. X: Paige is now back in the driver’s seat, and would you look at those punches? The Carter: Those punches are so hard that Lacey has fallen to her cute little butt. Prof. X: Now, Paige is stomping a mudhole in Lacey. Francine: Yeah! Get her Paige!
The referee then pulls Paige away once again and Lacey manages to get to her feet after all of the clubbing blows and kicks. While the referee has Paige occupied with yelling at her, Lacey starts to loosen the pad on the top turnbuckle and she pulls the pad down. She uses her body to cover it up and Paige runs at her, trying to catch the Lovely Lacey with an elbow, only for Lacey to duck at the last second with Paige’s ribs hitting the exposed turnbuckle at full force, which drives the air right out of her lungs as Paige lets out an audible curse by screaming out,”FUCK!”
Prof. X: Lacey removed the turnbuckle pad. What an underhanded tactic. The Carter: The left side of Paige’s ribcage took the full brunt of the impact. Prof. X: Paige is having a hard time breathing right now. Francine: You would too if your ribs hit the turnbuckle with full force. Prof. X: Lacey has a real opportunity here.
Lacey then pulls Paige to the center of the ring and she hooks the Anti-Diva’s head into an inverted facelock, lifts her up, and then drives Paige’s head into the mat.
Prof. X: Lacey just nailed Paige with an Implant DDT. The Carter: Wow, Lacey knocked her out. Francine: You gotta be kidding me!
The referee now notices that the Turnbuckle is exposed and instead of making the count, he yells at Lacey who gets right in his face, and isn’t taking his refusal to count too well. While the two are in the middle of a heated argument, he turns his back as he tries to re-fasten the turnbuckle pad and Lacey drives his head into the exposed turnbuckle.
Prof. X: The referee is out. The Carter: This has to be a disqualification. Francine:It’s gotta be.
Lacey continues to attack the referee while another referee comes down to the ring as Paige begins to stir. The other referee that enters the ring calls for the bell and awards the match via disqualification to Paige.
- Singles Match - Ela Cantat vs. “The Sexiest of the Sexy” Maryse Ouellet
Upon the opening bell, a sharp contrast is seen between Ela and Maryse, with The Kill jumping in place and her attention focused entirely on Maryse, while The Sexiest of the Sexy looks off to the distance, almost as if she doesn't care about the match. Ela approaches Maryse, still looking away. She pushes her into the turnbuckle, but Maryse is unresponsive. Growing impatient, Ela punches Maryse across the jaw and commences a beatdown on her on the canvas, where Maryse finally comes to life, putting her arms up to defend herself. This prompts Ela to halt her beatdown and take a step back, with Maryse using the ropes to pull herself up.
Ela smirks while Maryse moves over to her and throws a fist out, but Ela ducks under it, punching Maryse in the chest, and following up with a haymaker to her cheek, sending Maryse to the mat. She rolls her eyes in disgust at Maryse's pitiful performance and kicks her in the gut while she's down, then continuing her offense with a rope aided dropkick in the corner. Pulling her back up, she hits an alley oop facebuster which sends her to the other side of the ring. She goes for the pin, but pulls Maryse's arm up at 2, not dishing out enough punishment. Maryse groggily rises, kicking Ela on the knee and hitting a surprise French TKO, sending her to the ground. She goes for the pin herself, but Ela easily kicks out.
Pulling at her hair, Maryse proceeds to stomp at the downed Ela angrily, with the referee only able to restrain her at a 4 count. When Ela rises, the Sexiest of the Sexy gives her several slaps to the face, which causes the Kill to see red and hit a punch stiff enough to knock out a wild animal, making Maryse splat to the ground, unmoving. While Maryse lies unconscious on the mat, Ela drags her near the turnbuckle and jumps over the ropes to hit Sweet Revenge (Slingshot Arabian Press) and giving herself the relatively easy win.
- Lumberjill Match - Non-Title Singles Match - GZWA Women’s Champion “The Beautiful Dragon” Mei Long vs. “The Redhead Revolution” Taeler Hendrix
As the bell rings, Danielle Bradley immediately throws her hands in the air, shouting, "I'm done!" and walks back up the entrance ramp. The rest of the divas turn towards her in a state of shock as Danielle blows a kiss with her middle fingers, yelling "You ain't got shit on me!"
Carter: Now there's a woman I can admire! Francine: Why, because she doesn't know her place on the roster? Carter: Oh, she knows her place - right in the mix with the big boys. Francine: Man, stupidity really runs in the Bradley family...
Taeler looks at Mei with obvious disgust on her face, walking around the ring, while Mei side steps, Taeler quickly trapping her in a headlock. Moving around Mei, the Redhead Revolution rolls her up with a small package, using extra leverage by hooking the tights rather than her leg. Unfortunately for her, the referee catches her attempt to cheat and does not count. Scolding the referee, Taeler turns to a brutal slap from Mei, getting payback for her inappropriate speech towards her. She punches her to the ropes, forcing Taeler to hide between them for protection. Taking advantage, Taeler responds to Mei's slap with a running headbutt from out of nowhere, knocking Mei into the corner, she proceeds to rapidly smash her elbows into Mei's face in anger, her face matching her hair in shades of red.
Upon being restrained by the referee, Taeler regains her composure and calms herself down. She runs at Mei, only to be hit by a surprise Bicycle Kick from the Beautiful Dragon, instantly knocking her to the ground. Despite the move almost knocking her clean out, Taeler kicks out of Mei's pin at two. Climbing the turnbuckle, Mei decides to take things to the air, diving at Taeler for a Go Round, only to be caught. She runs to the ropes and throws Mei for a powerbomb into the lumberjills, but Mei catches Taeler's head with her legs mid throw, bringing her to the outside with her. Both girls hold their heads while looking at the fog of women staring back at them. Passing a glance at each other, the two try to run back into the ring, getting to the apron before having their feet grabbed.
Kicking back the lumberjills prove useless, and the two look to each other for a moment before nodding and doing a joint cross body on top of them, knocking the entirety of the lumberjills down, except for Natalya and Beth Phoenix. Taeler spawns a shit eating grin and quickly pushes Mei towards them while getting out of dodge as fast as possible. The Divas of Doom attempt a double clothesline on Mei, but she manages to duck under them and jump, using their backs as pedestals to hop onto the apron and hit a surprise springboard dropkick to Taeler from behind, knocking her to the second ropes. Mei smiles and rebounds from the opposite ropes for Su Wukong's Spirit, only for The Divas of Doom to trip her. Taeler notices Mei down and springs back to life, hitting the Kiss Goodnight Roundhouse on Mei and dropping down for the pin, counting with the ref as she gets the win...or not.
Taeler loses her edge and starts to slam her fists into the mat, throwing a childish hissy fit. When she finally calms herself down, she smirks while pulling Mei up by her hair and in a bout of cockiness, she throws her over the ropes, hoping for the crowd of lumberjills to eat her alive. Unfortunately for her, Mei saves herself by catching onto the ropes, kicking the pack of dogs away while Taeler taunts the crowd, unaware of the events going on behind her. She turns to see Mei brawling with the lumberjills and groans, running towards her to throw her in, but The Beautiful Dragon jumps over to the inside of the ring over Taeler, causing her to fall to the outside in front of the lumberjills. The group stand and stare at Taeler, who sits in horror as Ela Cantat stands forward from them, still hungry for Taeler's blood. The Red Headed Revolution slowly rises to her feet in fear and stares at Ela. Suddenly, she slaps her and runs back into the ring, narrowly avoiding a beatdown. While taunting Ela, Taeler fails to notice Mei behind her, turning only to get a Dragon Kiss for her trouble. The hit drops her in perfect position for Sun Wukong's Spirit, allowing Mei to use the ropes and kick Taeler's skull once more. Learning her lesson from earlier, she makes sure to swing back inside the ring mid kick, avoiding the lumberjills. Hooking the downed Taeler by the leg, Mei gets the three count, and the win.
- Tag Team Match - GZWA Television Champion “King of Controversy” Genesis & “Meta” Mike Bradley (w/ Danielle Bradley) vs. “The Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels (w/ “Prima Donna” Tina Angel) & John Cena
Francine: I must say, this should be an interesting match. Cena and Daniels don’t like each other and it’s no secret that Mike and Genny don’t like each other. I wonder who is going to manage to co-exist here or wind up turning on their partners. The Carter: You have a point there, Franny. Word among the boys in the back is that Mike’s been politicking for himself to get into the main event scene for some time. I guess Xion is testing the waters to see how he would fair with the big sharks. Prof. X: Sharks? Hmm, being in the ring with this amount of hatred between these individuals is like coming uninvited to the family reunion from Hell.
All of the competitors are ready to start the match as even the recovering Sapphire has managed to come out here to watch this match. Danielle Bradley shoots her a curious glance before both women glare at Tina Angel on the other side of the ring as Referee Earl Hebner signals for the bell to start this contest. Genesis shoves Mike Bradley in to start off while Daniels races into the ring to showboat first to Tina’s delight.
Francine: Is this going to be a wrestling match or a battle of the egomaniacs? The Carter: Ego-Mania is RUNNIN’ wild, sister!
The match starts off with a staredown between Daniels and Mike Bradley before both Daniels starts mocking Mike Bradley by dancing. Tina Angel and Genesis start laughing in response with a bit of a mixed reaction from the live crowd.
Prof. X: Daniels must be a fan of Curryman, because that dance looks strangely familiar... The Carter: Professor, you need to get your glasses checked as you’re obviously just seeing things. Francine: Carter, the level of your stupidity really has no limits... I really think we need to have someone performing a scientific study on you.
The Bradley siblings aren’t amused in the least as Mike Bradley answers with Pimp Slap to the face of Daniels to stop his mockery. Daniels attempts to retort back with a right hook but Mike responds with the End of Days (Deep Arm Drag followed by a Shining Wizard). Unfortunately for Mike, Daniels counters the pending Shining Wizard by dropping him onto the nearby ropes. Genesis shook his head in disgust as Daniels takes a moment to bow before delivering a Death Valley Driver to the stunned Bradley. Daniels then points to the ropes and executes the BME but to the delight of Danielle watching at ringside, Mike rolls out of the way and capitalizes with a Bitch Please (One-Handed Bulldog). Now Mike takes the opportunity to showboat, breakdancing on the canvas before he’s sent face-first into the canvas by Cena with a bulldog of his own, who taunts him with a “You Can’t See Me” gesture before heading back to his respective corner. Genesis gives a sarcastic applause from the corner before looking down at Sapphire, who isn’t too pleased with his lack of teamwork.
Francine: Looks like Genny might not be getting any tonight if he keeps this up... The Carter: Sapphire’s more than welcome to give me his helping and then just desserts. Francine: Enough, Carter, you’re going to make our entire female audience throw up.
Danielle Bradley pounds on the ring apron ferociously to urge her brother get up as Daniels takes the opportunity to hit the Angels’ Wings (Swinging Double Underhook Facebuster). Mike counters by flipping Daniels overhead and hitting the ropes. Daniels stood up into the pending Brooklyn Bridge (Spear) and Mike bridges his body over Daniels into a pin upon impact.
One... Two... NO!!
Cena races in to break the pin while Genesis still have not shown any signs of being cooperative with his partner. It was beginning to get on Danielle’s nerves as she motions to stand up onto the ring apron and replace Genesis when Sapphire stands in her way. She silently stands her ground, despite her injury, and looks Danielle in the eyes. Danielle sighs loudly before turning back to the action while Sapphire looks back up at Genesis who rolls his eyes.
Back in the ring, Daniels whips Mike into the corner, but Mike reverses the whip and sends Daniels into the corner instead. Mike strikes with a series of shoulder thrusts in the corner before backflipping away from the corner briefly and adding a flying forearm smash for good measure. Daniels counters with a Reverse STO onto the top buckle to stun Mike momentarily before following up with a STO to the canvas. Tina Angel applauds enthusiastically as Daniels hits a successful BME from off the ropes and goes for the win.
One... Two... Thr--NO!!
Genesis surprises the masses by getting involved in this contest and pulling Daniels’ body from off of Mike Bradley’s body. Cena quickly attempts to intervene but he’s meet with a Bitch Slap (Backhand chop) to the face - clearly knocking the taste out of Cena’s mouth. Referee Earl Hebner urges both non-legit participants back to their respective corners. Both Mike Bradley and Christopher Daniels slowly return to their feet. Daniels strikes first with a Step-up Enzuigiri, but Mike ducks the kick and delivers a desperation Sleeper Slam, rendering both Superstars back to the canvas.
Cena and Genesis urge their partners to make a tag as they both eagerly have their arms outstretched. Mike Bradley makes the hot tag to Genesis first followed by Daniels to Cena. Genesis explodes into the action, delivering a Double A Spinebuster to the incoming John Cena and then a Showstealer (Spear) to the returning Daniels. Genesis then lines up the crosshairs and charges in with the Boom... Headshot! (Punt Kick) to the waking Cena. Cena counters with a Drop Toe Hold onto the middle turnbuckle and capitalizes with a Spinout Powerbomb to the King of Controversy. John Cena hits the ropes as Genesis slowly returns to his feet and delivers a series of Flying Shoulder Blocks.
Francine lets out an audible groan of disgust, “Here we go, the beginning of the Five moves of Doom. Folks, you can change the channel now...” Prof. X: I wouldn’t suggest that not yet, Francine.
Genesis counters the second Shoulder Block with a release Belly to Belly Suplex. With Cena grounded, Genesis wastes no time applying the Scorpion Deathlock. Christopher Daniels is quick to make the save, delivering a Step-Up Enzuigiri to the skull of Genesis, causing him to release the hold. Just as Daniels was patting himself on the back for taking out Genesis, Mike Bradley dove back into the thick of the action, delivering a diving Tornado DDT to the Fallen Angel. Daniels staggered to his feet leaning against the ropes, allowing Mike Bradley to easily take him out of the equation with a series of handsprings into a flying clothesline over the top rope, causing them to land onto Tina Angel at ringside.
Francine: Hmph... now isn’t that familiar territory for the Prima Donna. She should feel right at home there. The Carter: Ugh... I’m so jealous of the guys in the ring tonight... Why couldn’t that be me!!??
Back in the ring, Genesis and Cena return to a vertical base, with the reigning TV champ making the first move in the form of the Whiplash (Clothesline from Hell). John Cena easily evades the swing and counters with the Attitude Adjustment. Genesis elbows Cena ferociously on his shoulders to force Cena to drop him. Genesis then quickly delivers a kick to the mid-section and dives Cena face-first into the canvas with a Game Over (Pedigree). Genesis then hooks the leg.
One... Two...
Daniels attempts to crawl back into the ring but Mike Bradley holds him at bay with a Meta Lock (Grapevine Ankle Lock).
Three!!
The unorthodox team of Genesis and Mike Bradley have managed to pull off a win here tonight.
Francine: I have to say I’m shocked that the two numbskulls pulled it off. The Carter: I think it’s only because Tina didn’t spread enough love to Cena and Daniels before the match started. Francine: Please, she’s spreading enough ‘stuff’ around the locker room as it is. Most of it doesn’t have any known cures yet. Prof. X: Wait a minute there you two, looks like this isn’t quite over yet.
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Post by Xion Zeros on Feb 20, 2013 5:37:29 GMT -5
- The match is over and then the revving of a Harley can be heard again, getting the attention of Sapphire at ringside. Then Amanda only drives down to the ring, like at the last Primetime. But one thing is different. The last time she had only watched the match and stayed sitting on her bike, but this time she shuts off the engine. Slowly she gets down from the huge bike, and even though she looks really hot in her tight and tattered jeans, her small too and her high heeled stripper sandals, the fans begin to boo at her, but she ignores it completely.
As she comes to the ring everybody can see that she has a micro in her hand, but before she slides into the ring she kicks off her high heels, like usually before a fight. It seems that she has more planned than just to talk.
Now she stands there and as she looks at Genesis she has a cold glare I'm her eyes and then she begins to talk.
~Amanda~ Ok, you bastard, now you might wanna know why I'm here and that's easy to explain, so that maybe even a moron like you understands it.
She laughs in a dirty way and the fans boo again. Sapphire keeps her eyes fixed on Amanda, wondering why she had chosen this moment in particular to make her statement, but isn't waiting long as Amanda continues.
~Amanda~ Last week I already showed my presence, but I stayed quiet, but this week I can't be quiet anymore. I have enough of getting overlooked and booked in matches against drunken kids. I'm no champion here and I never held any title here and I'm not here to challenge you for a title match. I'm here to beat you up and to destroy you.
She smiles a bit, but it's so cold.
~Amanda~ And I'll also tell you the reason. I do it because I can do it. I'll show everybody here that I can defeat each of their fucking wannabe champions whenever and wherever I want and you'll be my first victim. When this here is over then everybody will see that I'm the best and the most dangerous wrestler in this company.
After these words she drops the micro and her hand moves really fast to her hip pocket, where she has her brass knux, but before she can pull them out, Sapphire comes into her way.
She had listened to enough of Amanda's words and didn't like where the conversation was headed. She slid into the ring with a microphone.
If you think for one second that I'm going to sit here and listen to you run your mouth, well you'll learn very quickly that's not going to happen. As far as being the best, I respect the women in this company, but I am The Crown Jewel of GZWA. Not only that, I will not let you or anyone else try and make a statement by attacking Genesis. I don't care if I'm not medically cleared to compete. If you want to prove a point, Mandy, I'm right here. I'm warning you though, I don't play nice when I'm in this ring!
She immediately followed suit and dropped her microphone as well, before running towards Amanda and knocking her down. Once the two women are grounded, Sapphire locks in a triangle choke with no intention of releasing the pressure.
Now Amanda is pretty much in trouble. She had planned an attack with her weapon, but now all she can do is to struggle. But eventually she manages it to struggle free. Full of hate she glares at Sapphire and this time she's fast enough and before anybody can stop her, she has her brass knuckles in her hand. A mean smile comes into her face as she raises her hand with the weapon.
~Amanda~ Time to die, hun.
She's so full of hate that she has completely forgotten Genesis. Sapphire thinks to make mention of the fact that a very pissed off King of Controversy is directly behind her, before deciding to let actions speak louder than words.
Genesis grabs Amanda and spins her around to face him. Genesis kicks her as hard as he could in the mid-section. Causing her to drop the brass knuckles as she doubles over. Allowing Genesis to grab her and pull her in towards him. Locking her arms tight, taking one good look around at the crowd who were starting to get jacked up and than drops Amanda face first with the "Game Over!" (Pedigree).
Gen. picks up the microphone nearby, and afterwards, is also handed his GZWA Television Championship title. Which he holds in his left hand as he clutches the mic. in his right hand. He walks over to a semi-conscious Amanda. Gets down on bended knee, and lowers the belt to her face. As he grabs her by the hair and forces her to look up at him and his championship title.
Genesis: "You think you're a bad ass, Amanda? You have no idea what 'bad ass' is even like, little girl. Years ago, you may have been something special in the ZXWWF. But here, in the GZWA. You're in MY playground, you little bitch! This is my world and you can't have it. You're a relic! Matter of fact, unlike Sapphire over here. You are a jewel, but, a jewel that has long since lost it's luster. It's tarnished, and faded. Just like your career. You're nothing but a shell of who you once was. So now? Me and my Crown Jewel are gonna teach you a lesson that you'll never forget. haha!" Genesis drops the microphone and the title on the ground. He scoops Amanda up and places her over his knee. The crowd starts to get excited in more ways than one. Genesis raises his bare hand, as it looks like Amanda is about to be given a spanking of a lifetime. Until...
Sapphire takes hold of Genesis' hand.
No!
She lowers his arm, as the crowd boos wanting to see Amanda get humiliated by Genesis. Sapphire looks around at the GZWA Nation. She wanted Amanda to pay for coming out there and meddling in their business, but not going to let Genesis have all the fun. Genesis looks up at Sapphire, as she kneels down. She raises her left hand high above her head before whipping it down hard across Amanda's bottom several times as the live crowd went nuts. After several hard smacks, she smiles at the King of Controversy knowing they've genuinely caused just that. - After the tag team match we see both John and Tina who wanted to confront Daniels about their current issues....The two has been on a emotional roller coaster the past few weeks all thanks to one man known as the Fallen Angel who also happens to be Tina's fiancée. Somehow rumor broke out that the two were caught having a very hot and intents makeover in her locker room.But both of them broke it up before things went farther than they done. Once inside the ring John isn't in the mood to do his signature taunt and Tina isn't in the mood to be out there but here they are. After asking for a mic John begins pacing back and forth taking a deep breath looking at Tina who knows this is a bad idea to do but what choice do they really have?After collecting his thought he raised the mic up to speak
Rumors...are a funny thing sometimes.I,mean,you go on in life thinking,hearing something about somebody else,can't believing that a person would do that and then move on in life to the next gossip thing.You never think rumors could happen to you until you find out.But it seems myself along with Tina are on that list of rumors.Appearently,everybody in the back believes that Christopher Daniels is the victim of something me and Tina did...but in reality nothing happened
John says taking a pause looking at Tina who remains silent lowering her head looking at the mat.The crowd breaks into chant.John rolled his eyes fixing his hat listening to the crowd. He brings the mic back up to speak
Of course,there it is....see that right there is what I'm talking about.The power of the first amendment .Our freedom of speech.True you can say what you wish but unless your willing to take actions for those consequences you do not abuse your power because it can bite you in the ass.It seems Chris here didn't get his facts straight on our relationship.Myself and Tina man?Come onHe says pausing once more finding it every time he says it let alone thinks it it's ridiculous.
John finds it amusing to himself as he let out a small chuckle shaking his head
You take pictures of myself and Tina you found online and you just assume we're having an affair?Man you have no common damn sense do you?Let me answer that question myself of course you don't.See,I know for a fact that guys can't stand when their girlfriends or fiancee's whatever are "just friends" with another guy.I get that,I truly do but accusing and imagining things are two different things man
He says pausing looking at Tina who basically hasn't said a word yet as we hear the chants "slut" breaks out. Before John spoke once again,. An obviously intoxicated Christopher Daniels walks onto the ring, making John chuckle walking towards the front of the ropes leaning on them waiting for The Fallen Angel to speak.
Go ahead man...what are you going to say this time ?
Daniels makes his way down the ramp, and approaches Zooey Valentine at ringside. She backs away from him slightly, partially fearful of him and partially because he reeked of alcohol.
Give me a (beep)ing microphone!
He demanded, her eyes widening at his choice of language. He doesn't even wait to be provided a microphone, as he snatches the one she has in her hands before stomping away in the opposite direction, changing his focus to glare at John Cena. He makes his way up the steps, nearly tripping over each one and somehow manages to get into the ring. Finally, he raises the microphone to his lips.
You want to know what I'm going to say, you piece of (beep)? I only have one thing to say to you. Go (beep) yourself and stay the (beep) away from Tina!
He stops and turns to his fiancee, lowering his voice and trying to calm down.
Tina?
She doesn't look at him while he addresses her.
Tina, please look at me. I don't know who the the hell Jayson is, and to be honest, I don't care. If I ever meet that (beep) , I'd make him sorry for ever laying eyes on you. He's a jackass. A bigger one than John Cena even, and we all know what a jackass he is. He took advantage of you, Tina. I know you guys were kissing and who knows what else. Look, if you want to be with John, then (beep) it. I love you, Tina Angel and I only want you to be happy. If I can't make you happy, then I want you to be with someone who can. If Cena makes you happier than I can --
He cuts himself off, unable to continue. He takes a small bottle of vodka out of his pocket, unscrews the cap and starts drinking it down. Tina slowly lifts her head up to see the way Chris is acting as John looks at her who wants the mic.Taking a deep breath she tries to calm herself down
Chris....stop,alright....when you get this way you know I can't deal with you.You promised me you wouldn't drink....okay,maybe I brought this upon myself to cause you to start drinking again and for that I truly am sorry
Tina says taking a pause forcing herself not to cry in public.As John looks on Tina shook her head saying she has this under control which made John slowly back away. Daniels glares at Cena as he backs up, even taking a step towards John almost threateningly before Tina continues, her voice stopping him dead in his tracks.
Chris,with all my heart you know I truly love you,you know that.About the kiss...im sorry you had to find out the way you have.Look,John was trying to make me feel better that night and one thing led to another and we kissed.But Chris,that is all....once I saw that image of your face in my head I knew I was doing the wrong thing and I left.Chris,John is only a friend to me...you are the one my heart belongs to.You are the one I want to marry.I love you with every fiber of my heart
Tina says feeling tears beginning to form down her face as she shakes her head can't speak anymore which mad John come to her aid leaning in to give her a hug before after a few seconds Tina walks back over to the corner folding her arms under her chest lowering her head once again. John looks at Tina for a minute before looking back at Daniels, who starts walking towards Tina before Cena puts his hand out stopping him from proceeding towards her.
Chris,look....Tina is a wreck because of you.Yeah,i admit I took advantage of her in her time of need.I should have been there as a friend,and I probably confused her more now than she ever was.But the two of us agreed to stay friends.We're okay with that if you have a problem with that...you take it up with me and leave Tina out of this.She is willing to do anything for you but if you keep being an ass about every little thing Chris,you may lose her...and I know you don't want that
Christopher Daniels had heard all he needed to hear, he pushed Cena out of the way and went over to the turnbuckle where Tina was standing. He gently lifted her head up so she would look up at him and he lowered his head to hers and kissed her deeply and passionately. He wrapped his hands around her body and continued to pull her into him as he kissed her. The kissing was starting to get pretty steamy as Daniels pulled his shirt off over his head, flinging it out of the ring, before putting his hands under Tina's shirt on her stomach, lifting her shirt above her head. John Cena clears his throat, breaking him out of the passionate moment as Chris and Tina stop kissing and look at him.John had a smile on his face shaking his head bending down picking up Tina's top handing it to her as he spoke
Not that I mind watching a little action guys...but your still in the ring...maybe you like to take this backstage?There are little kids watching after all
John says making TIna let out a small giggle placing her top back on. Daniels doesn't take as kindly to the interruption.
Well, get the hell out of here and maybe they'll go back to watching Nick Jr.
Tina gives John a hug as she whispers "Thank You" in his ear. Before reuniting with her fiancée Daniels as they exit the ring with JOhn watching shaking his head again before leaving the ring high fiving the crowd as it fades to a commercial - Main Event: GZWA World Heavyweight Champion “The Phenomenal” AJ Styles vs. “The Superior God” Double S -- If Double S defeats the champion, he gets a title shot at Riot Control
As Primetime returns from its last commercial break of the night, Double S is already in the ring awaiting the champion. The Superior God does not have to wait for long as “Get Ready To Fly” by Gritz fills the air and the live crowd is on their feet for the arrival of the GZWA World Heavyweight Champion. AJ Styles is accompanied by the GZWA Women’s Champion “The Beautiful Dragon” Mei Long, but he stops halfway down the ramp and stops to turn back towards her. He mouths the words, “I got this.” Mei Long nods but doesn’t leave before granting him a kiss on the cheek for luck.
The Carter: I wish I had that kinda luck... Francine: Please, you’re lucky that I haven’t slapped you tonight. Prof. X: Settle down, you two. This is the time of the year to love your friends, family, neighbors, and especially your co-workers. The Carter: I love everyone in GZWA, it’s always Franny that has a problem. Francine: I just don’t love YOU, Carter. Why can’t you get that through that blockhead of yours? The Carter: I’ll never believe that as you always show up for work. Francine: That’s only because I love torturing you just as much as you love the abuse. The Carter: See, I knew you cared.
Francine is shown rolling her eyes as the bell rings to officially start the match. Styles opens with a Discus Clothesline, but Double S answers by ducking underneath the swing and capitalizes with an Inverted Backbreaker (Randy Orton-style). Styles then falls face-first to the canvas, allowing Double S to easily apply a Sharpshooter. Styles panics and rolls his hips, quickly kicking Double S off before the hold is properly applied. Double S reels into the ropes, granting Styles the opportunity to kip back up to his feet. Styles then leapfrogs over the Superior God on the rebound and they both hit the opposite ropes. When the two Superstars encounter again after another hitting the ropes, Styles greets Double S with a front dropkick as the crowd goes wild after the Phenomenal One takes a moment to taunt for the fans. Showboating proved be a mistake on the behalf of the champion, allowing Double S to strike with a Heavy Clothesline over his back of AJ Styles’ neck. Double S then applies a Sleeper Hold to the GZWA World Heavyweight Champion. The champ is fading fast from the previous blow and the application of Sleeper Hold isn’t doing anything for Styles’ condition.
Prof. X: Double S is clearly targeting the back and neck of the champion in preparation for that devastating “Executed” submission hold. Francine: He locks that in and Double S can definitely obtain a title match against Styles at Riot Control. The Carter: Hell, he does it again at Riot Control, then we could have ourselves a new GZWA champion as well. Francine: Hey, I’m not saying AJ Styles’ goose is cooked yet. We’ve seen him survive this long as champ. Prof. X: You got that right. Look! Double S might not have this won yet!
AJ Styles counters the Sleeper Hold with an inverted jawbreaker to stun Double S briefly. Taking a page from the Beautiful Dragon, AJ Styles kicks off the ropes and connects with an Asai DDT. AJ Styles then hooks the leg into a cover.
One... Two... NO!!
Double S rolls Styles over and into a successful application of the Sharpshooter. Styles bites tooth and nail against the hold before attempting to crawl towards the ropes. Styles’ fingers inch toward the ropes. AJ Styles has them in his grasp when Double S drags him back towards the middle of the ring. Just as it looks like AJ Styles is about to submit he turns the tide of this battle, grabbing the leg of Double S and reversing their positions as he signals for the Styles Clash. Double S counters by elevating AJ Styles into the air and delivering a Twisting European Uppercut -- or so he thought. AJ Styles counters with a Japanese arm drag, sending Double S across the ring. AJ Styles then greets the waking Double S with a hurracanrana, but Double S counters with a Double Powerbomb to the canvas before pinning Styles’ shoulders to the mat.
One... Two... NO!!
AJ Styles rolls his shoulder off the mat and rolls Double S over and into a Styles Clash. After landing it successfully, Styles rolls Double S and into a pin of his own.
One... Two... Th--NO!!
The Superior God is still in this as AJ Styles looks on in disbelief. Styles steps out onto the ring apron, looking to finish this. He leaps back into the ring with a Springboard 450 Splash. The Superior God surprises the masses by springing back to his feet and delivering a Twisting European Uppercut to Styles to knock him out of the air. AJ Styles lands in front of the Superior God, who wastes no time in dragging him into position for the Hell’s Calling (Modified Double Underhook Facebuster).
One... Two...
The Carter: That was an ugly fall Styles took there. I can’t watch! This has to be over for the champ! Francine: Hmph, still not as ugly as your face, Carter. Prof. X: Wait!
Thr--NO!!
Styles barely manages to kick out while Double S shoves Referee Earl Hebner to the canvas with force after arguing the count with him. AJ Styles crawls on all fours, using the ropes to pull himself back up to his feet. With Hebner out cold, Double S turns his focus back towards Styles, greeting the Phenomenal with palm slap to the face. Styles tries to strike back out of retaliation but Double S answers with a Snap Suplex to the canvas. Styles gasps in pain, holding his spine after impact while Double S wastes no time targeting that area again. This time he pulls Styles off the floor with a Belly to Belly Suplex, sending him across the ring. The Superior God slaps Earl Hebner across the face for any signs of life but to no avail. He was still out of it.
Double S notices AJ Styles stirring on the canvas and races over to kick him in his side. Styles quits playing possum at that moment and drags Double S to the canvas with a Dragon Screw. Knowing that wouldn’t keep the Superior God down for long, Styles hits the ropes and springs off with a Springboard Inverted DDT. With Double S down and Referee Hebner beginning to stir, Styles looks to finish this promptly. He steps out onto the ring apron and slingshots himself back into the ring with a Springboard 450 Splash. Double S defends with his knees up but immediately following that counter, the lights go out.
Francine: Don’t tell me Beyonce is in the building... The Carter: Quick, somebody get me a flashlight! Prof. X: I don’t think this is going to end well...
The lights flicker back on with El Arrendajo Ardiente on the top rope, signaling for the Double A Special (Five Star Frog Splash). The masked luchador takes flight, connecting the splash on the body of the Phenomenal One. Double S and El Arrendajo Ardiente exchange glances before the lights flicker again and the masked luchador disappears just as mysteriously as he appeared. Referee Hebner is stumbling back to his feet as Double S applied the Executed (Hell’s Gate) submission hold to the downed GZWA World Heavyweight Champion.
Prof. X: No, not like this!!
There’s nothing AJ Styles could do to stop it, the damage was already done by Double S throughout this match, targeting his neck and spine, while El Arrendajo Ardiente added to the insult. As a result, Styles taps out to the hold, thus granting Double S the victory here tonight. After the match, Referee Hebner is joined by several other referees to force Double S to release the hold. He motions to apply it again, but by now GZWA Women’s Champion Mei Long has raced out to the ring to drape her body over the downed Styles to protect him.
Shaking his head and laughing as he exits the ring, leaving Mei Long with AJ Styles as tonight’s Primetime comes to a close. Double S has won the coveted #1 contender spot to challenge for the GZWA World Heavyweight Championship, if he forces AJ Styles to submit at Riot Control then GZWA will have The Superior God as the new champion. What will be going through the mind of AJ Styles for the next few weeks leading up to the big event?
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