Slammy

["The Superior God" Double S]

Slammy Awards just begun as the pyro, introductions were beginning, the Titan-Tron cut to Double S.



Double S: Ah the slammy awards. The one night of year where professional wrestlers can act like Divas, and I'm not talking about the non existent Diva division. The actual word. As many people know, award shows never actually are entertaining. It gives people one night of the year an excuse to make themselves look relevant in their own eyes. Featuring people no one cares about. Takes way too long. Bad jokes all over the place. Generic music galore. Seriously who likes Rap, and pop? And lets not stop there. This isn't just music, and movies. This has become a trend for many different genres. And the results are the all the same. So why would wrestling of things need a Slammy Award show hmm? That's right. We don't need it. If you need some award to make you believe that you've made it, back up your bags now, and leave my ring. Retire then, and there. You already know who makes all the impacts. Reason to turn on the tv, come to the gzwa shows. Double S begins to smile big, and chuckle to himself. Double S: But saying all that, I'm still in good spirits because tonight is about 6 others getting a taste of defeat by my hand. As there is going to be a little battle royal going on isn't there? Riot Control PREVIEW! Oh yeah. Going to be a epic occasion. Just not for any of yet. How about this? You all huddle up with each other, and draw straws. Decides who's going out first. Who gets the short end of the stick? Don't really have any favorites either way. Genesis could go out first. Yes Genesis. No longer protected by being on the Devil's side. Just like everyone else, you will fall to your knees. Either you do this the easy way or the hard way, its your call. Already know from experience how ruthless I can be. I have a feeling AJ Styles is going to eliminate himself in his efforts to save another damsel in distress for another excuse. Slammys night hehe. What a night its going to be.