Post by ❀ℋine 'ea❀ on Apr 3, 2013 15:32:22 GMT -5
The Camera immediately shuts on, revealing a caramel-complected woman wearing a loose purring robe, planted onto the white queen-sized mattress. Her appearance was noticeably different. Anyone could be able to pick up what she had changed.
"Hey bitches, you already know who this is. The woman that people just
can’t resist because she brings the drama in that boring ass show. The
Georgia Peach, herself.
I hope everyone is having a good drama-free day like I have so far today, because lord knows that a bitch needs one.
In case everyone was asking, I’m doing just fine today. I’m here laying on
the bed feeling relaxed and shit, so of course I had to take my little
break after some training this morning. Ready to snatch all kinds of weave at
Primetime and return them to the Kentucky Derby where they came from.
By the way, like my new cut? I had to cut it short just to see what it
looked like. I say I’m giving 90s Madonna tease right here. Also in case
these weak ass bitches try to grab my hair there won’t be much to grab.
I know everyone has been wondering if there will be a Hot Ass Mess at
Primetime, because everybody likes when somebody is being made fun of.
Well, I’ll be nice and say that I’m going to give everyone a nice
little present during the show. In other words, hell yes there will be a
Hot Ass Mess segment. I’ve gotten all of my research ready to blast
this bitch, and you’ll be surprised at who I’m targeting this time.
That’s for real.
Now I’m sure everyone is also asking what
I think about the match I’ll be in, and who their “mystery partner”
will be. Isn’t it obvious who the partner would be? It’s going to be
Deanie. That bottom bitch is guaranteed.He may be a man, but he won’t be
that much of a problem seeing how scrawny his ass is. Plus that cake of
make-up he wears will fit him right in. That punk has got more bones
showing than a damn dinosaur museum. How about that?
And to those other bitches, I haven’t forgotten our losses from you two, but I
hear Katie is being released from jail, and she’s itching to kick all
of ya’ll bitches’ asses, so I say to Loose Lise and Apeshit April, ya'll
better hope your days at rehab have screwed your head on straight. Even
if Dick-Sucking Dean tries to help you. How do you like those peaches?
Until then, bitches…Smooches.”
The Georgia Peach blows a kiss to the viewers before shutting off the camera.