Post by Xion Zeros on May 14, 2013 6:08:33 GMT -5
***PRE-SHOW***
The Ridiculousness logo and official theme plays in the background as the pre-show crowd assembled backstage at Riot Control looks confused to what’s going on at it seems MTV’s popular show is recording an episode right at Riot Control.
To everyone’s surprise, instead of Rob Dyrdek, CM Punk emerges from behind the curtain to greet the fans in attendance.
CM Punk: “Welcome to another edition of Ridiculousness guys and gals of the GZWA Nation. Instead of watching viral videos from across the internet of random people making complete fools of themselves, we decided to change things up a bit. There’s more than enough people in GZWA making themselves look stupid on a regular basis so why look any further than within the walls of the merry little GZWA Asylum?
Joining me tonight are none other than my closest friends, the multi-talented, yet underrated “Parental Warning” Dean Maddoxxx and the lovely “Heartbreaker” Lise Starr.”
Both Lise and Dean wave to the fans in attendance from the couch on stage.
CM Punk: “Now we’ve all seen our fair share of messy break ups in wrestling, but this had to take the cake. Our first video package is a recap from Primetime that I would like to call ‘Trouble in Paradise.’ I’m sorry Kofi Kingston for copyright infringement but I promise this is a good cause. Dean-o, roll the footage.”
CM Punk: “Now we’ve all seen our fair share of messy break ups in wrestling, but this had to take the cake. Our first video package is a recap from Primetime that I would like to call ‘Trouble in Paradise.’ I’m sorry Kofi Kingston for copyright infringement but I promise this is a good cause. Dean-o, roll the footage.”
** A video recap of Genesis & Sapphire’s break-up on Primetime is shown ^^
CM Punk: “Rewind that clip. Freeze frame at Genny crying. There we go. Ladies and gentlemen we have a bigger punk bitch than Justin Timberlake on Punk'd. In his defense, I would be crying too if I had such an easy title defense against Daniels and Bradley coming up later tonight.”
Dean Maddoxxx: “Wait, holdup, is it just me or is he giving Kim Kardashian a run for her money on the world’s ugliest cry face right here?”
-All Laugh-
Dean Maddoxxx: “I mean LOOK at that! That’s a face that would make Bane from The Dark Knight Rises cringe.”
Lise Starr: “This little break up might be a good thing. Sapphire can go back to Dusty Rhodes. Oh wait, wrong Sapphire.”
** Highlights from the Carnage & Justice feud **
Dean Maddoxxx: “Aww man....”
CM Punk: “I thought this show was PG, but I guess this company would do anything to get some more viewers for ratings, even if that meant drawing in the hardcore crowd. What’s next, Kelly Divine’s gonna be wrestling for the Women’s Championship?”
** Tina Angel & Christopher Daniels’ wedding **
CM Punk: “Isn’t there a saying that there’s someone out there for everyone? Well, someone needs to tell Daniels that Tina’s pretty much has been with EVERYONE.”
Dean Maddoxxx: “Ya know what? This right here is why girls are not to be trusted. Like how are you gonna be with the most of the locker room, but call yourself a FAITHFUL person out of nowhere?”
CM Punk: “I know many people in the locker room are sad to see the soap opera that is Genny’s love life go down the drain since everyone else seems to keep their romancing out of the public eye - but fail to do so as well. Some of the other Divas on the roster aren’t so private about their love lives either. That brings us to our next topic that I would like to call ‘HLA & PDA’. Go ahead and roll the footage, Deano.”
** Katie Matthews kissing April Lee **
CM Punk: “Lisey, it sounded like you were jealous that wasn't you!”
Lise Starr: “Hey, I am not a lesbian... not that there’s anything wrong with being gay! Thanks for making me relive the nightmares of my best friend getting violated. Maybe the next videos will replace those nightmares with more terrifying stuff.”
CM Punk: “Oh lighten up, Lisey. I’m sure Katie’s gonna give you a break from April and her cookies after she left her phone number on April’s tongue.”
-Maddoxxx shakes his head-
** Rose and Amanda Cortez’s massages **
CM Punk: “Those girls are a foot rub away from being on Cinemax...”
Maddoxxx: “And Amanda doesn’t even look like she’s even TRYING to be into it...”
Lise Starr: “This is the type of thing you see in dirty fan-fiction. I wonder how many teenage boys whacked off to this. Nasty.”
CM Punk: “Can’t be any worse than you and April’s MCMG fan-fics...”
Lise Starr: “I may be a bit of a fangirl but I’m not into that stuff, Punker.”
CM Punk grins, “Give it time, Lisey. Daffney was a normal chick before I got done with her...”
Lise Starr: “That must have been a quick job, right?”
Maddoxxx: “ZING! Hahaha....”
CM Punk adds, “Hey, I’m the one who gave her the Scream Queen moniker.”
CM Punk: “Unless you have been living underneath a rock for the last few months, then you should know that there is nothing that the Straight-Edge Society holds more sacred than their Savior. Ahem, yours truly. The other uncleaned and unfortunate souls of the GZWA roster tend to leave their faith into a higher power. We’re going to call this clip ‘I think your Savior wants you to STFU’.”
** AJ Styles' faith **
CM Punk: “Oh My God, AJ Styles. Do you EVER shut up? You should be thanking a high power that I haven’t decided to take that championship from you and where it belongs - with a ‘real’ god of wrestling. I'll thank a higher power when you actually get a real contender to that title.”
Maddoxxx: “I can’t believe that I used to associate with this guy....The hell does he think he is? Billy Gunn or somebody? Oh wait...Dolph Ziggler’s got that covered! Nevermind.”
Lise Starr: “This brings back memories of my Catholic school days. Jeez, no wonder why I became Agnostic...”
CM Punk: “I thought you became Agnostic just to bite off my awesome lifestyle. Just messin' Lisey. I gotta know, Lisey. Do you still own one of those Catholic school girl outfits? You know, the sexy ones that Britney Spears used to wear before she hooked up with K-Fed and her body went all-funhouse mirror to our horror?”
Lise would lightly laugh. “I believe I still own one that’s put away somewhere in Melbourne. I bet you want a GZWA Australian tour now, don’t you?”
CM Punk shrugs, “I don’t see any harm. It would be on the way while you get your GZWA Japan tour since you want those advanced copies of Pokemon X & Y so bad.”
Lise rolls her eyes smiling.
CM Punk: “Our last category for the night before allow Riot Control get underway is dedicated to GZWA’s assortment of special guests over the last few weeks. We’re going to call this ‘Why the FUCK are you here?’”
** The Rock making a small appearance during the Slammys **
CM Punk: “Dwayne can make cheap booty calls to girls on the roster, but runs back to Hollywood after Cena stole his manhood? Talk about a sense of priorities. We all know the REAL reason he went back to Hollywood right after Mania - monthly drug screenings were scheduled right before RAW. The Rock? How about we just start calling him The Roid.”
Maddoxxx: “See that’s the thing with part timers, man....you’d think they would switch some things up while they’re gone, but when they come back, it’s the same old bullshit from before....just on steroids.”
-All laugh-
Maddoxxx: “I mean like, c’mon dude. You’ve been talkin’ about pie for decades. What about WAFFLES?”
** Rock N Rave Infection, Fandango, and 3MB’s brief appearances at the Slammys **
CM Punk: “I’m sorry that I leave you out there, Dean-o, but I was on a roll that night. I already got Velvet’s number earlier that night. She was AWESOME by the way... and I was going to do you a huge favor and let you have Christy Hemme after I was done reviewing her assets on her performance resume.”
“Wait, I thought I ripped up her number.” Lise asked in a confused tone.
CM Punk mumbles, "And I thought you were a virgin..." Punk then adds, “Let’s just say that I got a sampler platter even though you stopped me from getting the main course. C’mon, I work so hard for you guys as your Savior, working up quite an appetite. I deserve to enjoy the fruits of my labors every now and then. Besides, I’m not going to say no to a ‘harvest’ if the ladies are going to put it out on the table for me.”
Lise Starr: “You’re lucky I don’t pull any “crazy chick” antics. I’m too nice for that.”
CM Punk: “Dean-o, do you see a ring on my finger?”
Maddoxxx: “Noope.”
CM Punk: “I thought not.”
Lise Starr: “Okay, fair enough I guess...”
CM Punk: “With a heavy heart, we’re going to have to bring this pre-show episode Ridiculousness to an end, but not before we play a little game that I would like to call ‘What Lisey Says’ where I name an arrangement of words and she lets us know what they mean in her own words.”
Punk turns towards Lise sitting on the couch, “The phrase I have for you is ‘Queen Bee Mafia’. Tell us Lise what does that mean to you?”
Lise Starr: “Oooh, this is gonna be a tough one since I have so many words. Especially ones that aren’t appropriate for the little kids.”
CM Punk: “Screw the parents. Kids shouldn’t be up watching this show anyway. It’s past the bedtime for the average John Cena fan.”
Lise Starr: “Yeah, you’re right. Hmm... bitches who speak like teenage girls in malls. Wait, forget that it cause it was lame! Bitches who are like freaks in a circus. I mean they have a lesbian Jailbird with problems in the head, one is addicted to plastic surgery, one had purple hair... if you’re gonna go a unique colour why not go pink or blue instead of Waluigi’s god awful colour?”
CM Punk adds points to the monitor, showing a rather ‘racy’ image of the Georgia Peach herself.
“Aren’t you forgetting about the big mouthed ringleader of that bunch? Y’know the one right? The one who literally has a road map on her body to lead lost travelers to her ‘Temple of Doom’. The one who thinks she’s so much better than everyone else in GZWA because she can dig through the skeletons in anyone’s closet and find something to pick at. Someone needs to inform that bloodhound that it’s a common fact that if you sniff around in a dumpster that you’re bound to find shit. That’s a no-brainer. Ooops, I tend to forget that those ladies don’t have much brain cells between those ears of theirs. The four of them together is like listening to group of chuckling ducks when they open their mouths.”
Lise had burst out laughing at the picture. “You know, it makes sense. If it weren’t for her “Hot Ass Mess Moments” nobody would be giving Morgan attention here in GZWA. She’s always been desperate for attention, hasn’t she? So of course she posed in magazines which guys would jerk off to.”
Ron Simmons walks past the set looking at the monitor and just shakes his head before uttering, “DAMN!” before walking off.
CM Punk looks confused as everyone else, “Who asked him to join this party?”
Lise adds, "Punk, you still haven't told me how did you get Sky's number back... not to mention where did you find since a colorful photo of Miss Peachy here..."
[/li]Lise adds, "Punk, you still haven't told me how did you get Sky's number back... not to mention where did you find since a colorful photo of Miss Peachy here..."
CM Punk stutters, "Sorry folks, looks like we're out of time! See ya on the next episode of Ridiculousness!"
[li]
Mike Bradley arrives at the arena with his headphones blasting. Christy Hemme catches up with him from behind.
"Mike, your sister had some strong words for you this week, even going so far as to expose your health history to the world. What do you make of that?"
"What do I make of it? Absolutely nothing. I never brought it publicly because I didn't think it would be an issue. She seems to forget that I announced that I am in full-on no-fucks-given mode. If she honestly thinks she can faze me with that stuff, then clearly she's forgotten the person I've been the past 25 years."
"Do you think Genesis and Christopher Daniels will use your condition to their advantage?"
"How?"
Christy pauses, but fails to come up with an answer.
"Exactly."
Mike plugs his headphones back in and walks off.
[/li](Recorded earlier today)
Leon and amber are showed arriving at the arena with Dash.
Amber: "Are you ready for tonight little man?"
Leon: "He cant hear you, silly. He's asleep."
Amber chuckles as she holds onto Dash who's sleeping on her shoulder, "I was talking about you."
Leon: "Hahaha, very funny. And I'll have you know I'm ready for tonight. Are you going to be at ringside with Amanda tonight?"
Amber: "I haven't gotten the chance to ask her yet, I hope so. Me and Dash at ringside haha. Can you imagine?"
The pair walk through security with their bags and head towards their locker room.
Amber: "I have a few tricks up my sleeve for tonight."
Amber grins from ear to ear as she sets down Dash into Leon's arms, Leon remarks, "Oh boy, I know that face all to well..."
Amber smirks, "Tonight will be the first step in my master plan, but for now let me go find my sisters."
Amber exits out of the door as Leon can be seen sitting down with Dash in his hands.
"Welp, thats your mother for you."
The seen fades to black
[/li]Leon and amber are showed arriving at the arena with Dash.
Amber: "Are you ready for tonight little man?"
Leon: "He cant hear you, silly. He's asleep."
Amber chuckles as she holds onto Dash who's sleeping on her shoulder, "I was talking about you."
Leon: "Hahaha, very funny. And I'll have you know I'm ready for tonight. Are you going to be at ringside with Amanda tonight?"
Amber: "I haven't gotten the chance to ask her yet, I hope so. Me and Dash at ringside haha. Can you imagine?"
The pair walk through security with their bags and head towards their locker room.
Amber: "I have a few tricks up my sleeve for tonight."
Amber grins from ear to ear as she sets down Dash into Leon's arms, Leon remarks, "Oh boy, I know that face all to well..."
Amber smirks, "Tonight will be the first step in my master plan, but for now let me go find my sisters."
Amber exits out of the door as Leon can be seen sitting down with Dash in his hands.
"Welp, thats your mother for you."
The seen fades to black
[li]
Steel Cage Match - "The Hardcore Harlot" Amanda Cortez vs. "The Crown Jewel" Sapphire
It becomes dark in the arena and the song "Feuer frei" by Rammstein is played. Then the revving of a Harley can be heard and Amanda slowly drives down to the ring. She's dressed in a tight and tattered jeans, a small top and heavy biker boots and like usually she looks really hot and sexy, but the fans boo at her, but it seems that she doesn't care about what anybody thinks. Now she shuts off the engine of her bike and looks at the steel cage. With a smile in her face she shakes her head, then she climbs down from her bike and slowly goes over to the steel cage. Then she takes a microphone.
Amanda Cortez: "Well Sapphire, this will be the last time I talk to you, so listen to it, cuz I won't repeat it."
The fans boo again, but Amanda ignores them and continues to talk.
"I must say that I'm really a bit surprised that you requested such a match and to be honest, I'm even a bit impressed. As we met the first time I thought that you were just a stupid bimbo who stands in Genesis's corner and cheers at him. The next time I thought that you're a kinky and sadistic slut and now this. Haha, you're really good with surprises."
She pauses again and it takes a while till she continues again.
"But anyway, even though it has been a cool surprise to face you in a steel cage match it's still a fucking big mistake, prolly the biggest mistake you ever did in your fucking life. I have you the chance to become part of my little group, but you didn't want that, even though I still believe that we could have had real fun together. But instead of choosing the nice and pleasurable path you decided to go against me and to request such a match her. But anyway, do you really think that a steel cage match can scare me?"
Now Amanda laughs in a dirty way.
"No babe, such a match doesn't scare me, I love it. And if you don't believe me, then just look back at all the matches I've done here in this company. I might not be the best wrestler and I never came even close to a title, but I still had the most brutal and most impressive match of the last year against Carnage.
But if you think that this has been already violent, then just wait until I'm finished with you. Then you will really know what violence is and the same counts for these fucking fans here too."
The booing becomes louder, but Amanda doesn't care and continues her speech.
"I don't know your reasons for this match, but be prepared that it'll be a massacre with you at the receiving end of the beating up. Maybe you wanted it because this way I won't get help from my two lovers, Rose and Laura, and it's right, I'll have to fight alone, but that's really no big deal for me. I have no help, but I still have my little toys here."
She laughs as she points at the spiked wristband and the brass knuckles which are hanging at a small chain around her neck.
"And these toys are better than any help, but you will see that soon, when you feel them destroying your fucking face. But now enough of this. I'm not here to threaten you, I'm here to destroy you and to end your career. And I'm good in doing such things, just think back at Carnage. He ended up in hospital and till now he didn't manage it to make a comeback at the top of the food chain here. His time is over and the same thing counts for you when I'm finished with you. You'll be a desperate cripple, with a broken relationship and I'll be the glorious winner, laughing at you."
Amanda pauses again and waits till it becomes quiet in the arena again. Then she continues.
"But that's not all I wanted to say. Destroying this bimbo Sapphire wasn't my only goal here in this company. My main goal has been to come back into the main event scene and to get a title again and exactly this will happen now. I wanted a match against Genesis and I still want it. So now listen to me.
Genesis, I'm gonna make your life to Hell until I get what I want, a win against you and your fucking title. And if you think that ruining your relationship has been mean and bad then wait what else I have in mind for you for the case you try to hide from me. I don’t care when or where but just say your goodbyes to your precious title and accept my challenge. It will be an awful beating where you'll be the loser, but that's better than the things that will happen to you if you try to hide from me. Haha. And now look what will happen to your ex, because your fate won't be better., haha, it'll be even worse."
Laughing in a mean way Amanda drops the microphone. Then she enters the steel cage and raises her arms in victory. With a cold glare in her face she cracks her knuckles and then she goes to her corner and waits for Sapphire to come to the ring.
Sapphire doesn’t waste any time racing down to the ring and entering the cage. The Crown Jewel greets the Hardcore Harlot with a Lou Thesz Press as Referee Earl Hebner gives the signal to ring the bell and start this match as Jimmy Korderas closes and locks the cage door from the outside.
Prof. X: I don’t think we have ever seen such a meanstreak in the Crown Jewel here tonight.
Francine: She lost the so-called ‘love of her life’ thanks to Amanda’s bewitching ways, but she can’t be too mad at Amanda for spilling the beans. The truth was going to come out eventually. She only needs to be mad at herself.
The Carter: She needs to drop Trent like a bad habit and get with a good guy like me.
Francine: Please, Carter. To Trent’s credit, he’s a lot nicer to be around and unlike you is a complete gentleman, compared to some of the other Superstars she has been associating herself with.
Prof. X: Well, in either case, it seems that Sapphire is only focused on channeling her pain towards Amanda in this match tonight.
Sapphire smashes Amanda’s skull into the canvas repeatedly before dragging her to her feet and repeating this gesture into the side of the cage’s walls before dragging her face across the metal fencing. Amanda counters with a hard elbow in the gut before tossing her head-first into the nearby turnbuckle in a vicious manner. Amanda continues her offense with a Shoulder Thrust, but the Crown Jewel counters with a knee lift to the face to stun the Hardcore Harlot momentarily. This allows Sapphire to climb the corner and deliver a Diving Bulldog, driving Amanda’s skull into the canvas once more. Sapphire hooks the leg in this match’s first pin attempt.
One...
Two...
Th--NO!!
Sapphire runs her fingers through her brunette hair before swallowing hard as she looks at Hebner in disbelief. Sapphire then motions to pull Amanda from the canvas by the hair, but the Hardcore Harlot rakes her in the eyes, blinding her. This gives Amanda the window of opportunity to hit a Corkscrew Axe Kick, oddly familiar to her elder sister’s 2 Hot For TV (Booker T Scissor Kick) finishing maneuver. Amanda doesn’t end Sapphire’s suffering there, but she smiles in a wicked manner as she tortures Sapphire with her foot planted into Sapphire’s spine as she holds her briefly in a modified Surfboard hold, before curb stomping her face-first back into the canvas.
Sapphire struggles to get back up as she pushes herself off of the canvas on all-fours but Amanda gives her hand - in the form of a soccer ball kick to the gut that sends her rolling across the ring. Amanda rebounds from the ropes and delivers a baseball slide to the Crown Jewel’s face, smashing it against the side of the cage. Amanda stomps Sapphire repeatedly before dragging her back to her feet by the hair between the ropes. The audience cringes in unison as Amanda springboards from the ropes with a modified Rope Hung DDT with Sapphire in tow. The Crown Jewel goes limp upon impact as Amanda dusts her hands off before going for the pin.
One...
Two...
Thre--NO!!
Amanda raises Sapphire’s shoulder from the canvas, shaking her head as she wants Sapphire to suffer even more. Amanda slaps Sapphire across the face repeatedly to wake her before taking a few steps back in preparation for the Fade to Black (Edge Spear). Sapphire slowly rises to her feet as she uses the ropes for leverage as the Hardcore Harlot races in for the kill. The Crown Jewel answers with a Drop Toe Hold at the last instant, causing Amanda’s face to smash into the cage door. Upon impact, Amanda doesn’t notice that her brass knuckles broke from her necklace around her neck and slid out of the ring. Sapphire shook off the cobwebs and follows up with an Inverted Headlock Backbreaker to the Hardcore Harlot before delivering a Standing Moonsault to take control of the momentum in this match. Sapphire hooks Amanda’s leg upon impact in another pin attempt.
One...
Two...
Thre--NO!!
Sapphire uncharacteristically smashes her fists into the canvas repeatedly out of frustration. Shaking her head, she races to the door to get the door unlocked, but quickly grows impatient with Korderas fumbling with the keys to the cage and begins scaling the side of the steel cage. The “Tattooed Beauty” Laura Jackson races down the entrance ramp to intervene pounding on the side of the cage to urge Amanda back to the feet before scaling the side of the cage to prevent Sapphire from exiting the cage.
The Carter: Is this legal, Professor?
Prof. X: This is as legal as a headlock in this match, Carter.
Francine: I can’t really say that I’m surprised that Amanda’s Lesbian League of Doom would come to her aid in this one.
Sapphire reaches the top of the cage with the Tattooed Beauty right there to greet her. The two Divas exchange blows before Laura Jackson applies a headlock to keep the Crown Jewel in place while the Hardcore Harlot, who has blood running off the side of her forehead, scales the cage to assist Laura. Sapphire punches Laura in the side repeatedly to free herself and smashes Laura’s forehead over the top of the cage. Laura loses her grip and falls down to the ringside floor, but Referee Jimmy Korderas broke her fall as she happens to land right on top of him, knocking him out from the impact.
Meanwhile, back at the top of the cage, Sapphire’s smile of satisfaction is short-lived as Amanda returns the favor as she sought out to avenge Laura with Superplex from the top of the cage. Once again, Sapphire powers out and answers with a top rope variation of her Crown Jewel Driver (Avalanche Sunset Flip Piledriver). Both Divas crash to the canvas with a sickening thud as the live crowd are up on their feet in shock and awe.
The Carter: I know CPR if these girls need it.
Francine: Enough, Carter. You don’t want to put these girls into the morgue faster than this match has done to them.
Referee Earl Hebner looks for any signs of life as both Divas are out cold from the impact. Sapphire crawls on all fours as Amanda is still on her back writhing in pain. Sapphire makes her way to the door and to the turn of her luck, Korderas left the keys in the lock on the door. Sapphire removes the lock and opens the door. Just as the door swung open, the Tattooed Beauty greets her with a hook to the jaw as she is armed with Amanda’s discarded brass knuckles from earlier. The Crown Jewel is thrown back from the blow and towards the Hardcore Harlot. Amanda flips her off before delivering #1 Stunna (Stone Cold Stunner). With Sapphire down and out, Amanda covers her.
One...
Two...
Three!!
After the match, Laura Jackson enters the cage, shoves Hebner aside, and raises Amanda’s arm in victory. The two Divas look down to the helpless Sapphire before nodding silently in agreement. Laura Jackson raises Sapphire back to her feet, only for Amanda to deliver another #1 Stunna to the dismay of this live crowd as they shower Laura and Amanda with boos as they leave a battered and defeated Sapphire in the middle of the ring.
[/li]*Only a couple matches into the Pay-Per-View, we go backstage to finally see an appearance from Raven as she is stomping backstage in a pair of Black DKNY Pulse High Top Platform Booties with her red tresses bouncing as she walks. Only a few steps away from her lockerroom she is stopped by a familiar face approaching her. Raven cuts her eyes letting out a deep, aggravated sigh as the person stops in front of her.*
rae| Why? We haven't spoken in damn near three years--three PEACEFUL years! WHY would you want to ruin that?
After saying goodbye to her husband Christopher Daniels Tina wasn't watching where she was going and accidentily bumps into somebody she hasn't seen in a hell of a long time
Rae?!....god damn, has it been three years?
Tina says as they haven't really seen each other since ZXWWF closed down. They caught up a few months later but Tina didn't stay long as she wasn't into the wrestling scene anymore as she was going through a hard time with her personal life. She runs a hand through her blond hair before folding her arms across her chest
Well...since were here...why in the hell were you not watching where you were going?...I'm kidding so, tell me, how's that brother of yours? Has he missed me? Is he still flat broke?
*Tina asked letting out a giggle remembering the past when she dated D-Mob back in ZXWWF days. Raven gave Tina a side-eye before rolling them in a huff*
rae| As far as I know he may be in his room beating off to 50 year old pictures of Sable's stale ass. We haven't talked since I took his shares in the old company. And as delightful as you are for the eyes standing there looking like Trailer Trash VD Barbie, I must be going. Send your husband all my regrets on the wedding.
*Raven began to walk off but Tina side-stepped in her way deciding their conversation wasn't over. Raven just stared a hole into Tina's eyes, clenching her teeth as she snarled with her next words*
rae| What now?
Oh, sweetie, you think we were just going to end the conversation there?
she says letting out a flirty laugh
See how little you know me. And after everything I done for you....you deserve a little of my time.
she says with a smile
You know since I came here, I've kept my distance from you. Given our past and all you could say you owe me that much. Now the reason I'm here....is because I've been watching you as of late....and sweetie, I hate to tell you but your kind of slacking with the in ring wrestling skill. Looks like those ho-ho's or bonbon's that you've been munching on along with your daytime soap drama butt of yours isn't doing you justice.
she says with a giggle before speaking
Yeah, I know your scared to get back into the ring after what happened fighting the Kharma version 2.0...I, mean, I wouldn't blame you
Rae| Everything you've done for me? Wha-....? Do you have Mariah Syndrome or something? You're saying a whole bunch of mess without saying anything at all. Get to the point so you can get out of my damn face!
Geez, PMS much Rae?...
She says running a hand through her blond hair before crossing her arms in front of her chest and sighs
Look, I know in the past you and I were supposed to team up but due to personal problems I had to leave. How about I repay you the favor by becoming your manager?...come on Rae, it'll be just like old times...
*She says knowing they never got along in the past so this time around won't be any better. Raven bit her bottom lip as she turns away not to look at Tina. She turns back to Tina with a "smile" on her face with her reply*
Rae| You can't be serious.... Is it taking every ounce of self control not to laugh in your face right now. You expect me to let you manage ME?! When you can't even manage to find your way to a mirror to look presentable out in public!
*Rae's voice began to get louder before she stopped herself. Realizing she's got somewhere to be she ends this conversation giving Tina direct eye contact with her answer.*
Rae| No, Tina.
*With that Raven brushed by Tina, bumping her shoulder as she resumed walking down the hall before she was held up by this 'friendly' reuniting.*
[/li]Punk is shown leaving Mariah's office in a huff as he has unfortunately been shot down in his campaign to rally the SES members higher entry numbers into the Rumble match at Riot Control.
A figure behind him taps on his shoulder, revealing AJ Lee, who is no match for him in the height department, raising her head high to look at him, with a smirk on her face. "Hey. Can we talk, like seriously?"
CM Punk knows he's not going to be able to talk his way out of this one, and did promise Lise that he would TRY to be nice to her. Punk rolls his eyes, "Sure, I'll bite. Lost your marbles again and you want me to help you find 'em?"
AJ's head drops and she giggles for a moment before slowly pulling it up again, this time with some of her hair draping over her face. "Very good, big man. But save some of that wit for your hairy BFF of yours. I'm telling you now, keep your distance from Lise. Like hell am I letting you tease and throw her around before trashing her out like that stinky used condom you probably used for Velvet Sky."
CM Punk looks confused as he perks a brow, "Like, what the hell are you talking about?" He steps forward and leans down into AJ's face and adds, "Listen if you still got a problem with me after what happened between us back in Vince's backyard, take it up with me and leave your 'bestie' out of it. Lise is a rare treasure that I'm not letting get out of my sight."
AJ balls her hands into fists and clenches her teeth, as she slowly connects her forehead with Punk's. "Don't. Go. There. And I'm sure you care so much for Lise, just like you cared for all the girls who's numbers you're collecting weekly. Just, leave her alone or you won't be so "well endowed" when I'm done with you."
CM Punk carelessly stares her down before smirking, "Act tough all you want, but we both know that you just want a piece of the Straight Edge Movement. And I'm not talking SES, either." He laughs, "Good to know that Tia's still thinking kindly of me."
Rolling her eyes, AJ hits an extremely stiff fist to Punk, hitting just above his groin. "Get over yourself. If you didn't help Lise, my aim'd be lower. I'm gonna be in Lise's corner during her match, and when she wins, it's gonna be ME standing with her. You and your little lackey should stay out of it. Got it?"
CM Punk drops to his knees briefly holding his gut, "Damn cra--- no wait, take this token of friendship. I got you some cookies. I didn't know what flavor you like so I got coconut." Standing back up after she snatches the bag, he adds, "Fine, I'll leave you and Lisey be to have your little HLA match... Sheesh, talk about a cock block."
AJ's eyes widen as she freezes for a second. Her eye twitches and she suddenly grabs Punk by his shirt and pulls him forward, followed by smacking her mouth into his.
Punk freezes in place, totally taken back by AJ's actions before just going along with it by instinct.
After slowly removing herself from Punk, she gives him a seductive smirk and whispers in his ear with a slightly lower voice, "Let's see Christy or Velvet get this reaction from you..."
CM Punk shrugs, "At least I know they don't like coconut... And know what to do with a Big E..."
AJ giggles for a moment, when her eye twitches once more. In a sudden reaction, She puts her hands over her head, she begins to hyperventilate. "Oh God...Oh man, Lise...Oh shit, what am I doing?" Looking over at Punk, she raises her leg at lightning fast speed, in an unfortunate place for Punk. She then proceeds to run away, being gone from Punk's sight before he can turn around.
"I swear ALL of the chicks in this company are crazy..." He shook his head before heading back down the hall in the opposite direction.
[/li]Running through the hallways, AJ looks back to see if Punk is chasing her but notices nothing. Despite this, she still runs into her locker room and throws the door open, accidentally running into Lise Starr and falling on top of her. Hyperventilating, her voice is frantic. "Oh sorry...Lise! Hey, h-how are you?"
Lise slowly stood up and raised an eyebrow at her best friend. "Ouch, that was unexpected... Are you alright? What happened? Did you run into an excited fan again?" Asked Lise who was applying wrist tape to her wrists. She was getting ready for her upcoming match against Tia Brooks which you could tell by her current attire: a lime-green version of her wrestling attire with a black t-shirt on top.
While moving off from being on top of Lise, AJ holds her head and leans on her knees. "Uh... Something like that... I think I like uh... tripped on the way here and it made me fall through the door. Yeah, that seems like it. Sorry about headbutting you in the process."
"It's cool. Once you have been headbutted almost every week for many years, you get used to it. Plus think of it as helping me prepare for my match." She chuckled then finished applying the wrist tape. "All done. I can't wait to get out there and punch Tia in her big mouth. Not only am I doing it for myself, I'm doing it for you, Dean-o, everyone else who hates the QBM and CM Punk."
AJ's eyes twitch and her head flinches briefly. She puts her arm on Lise's shoulder as she walks wish Lise outside of the locker room, keeping her eyes behind her back. "Yeah... Thanks Lise. I appreciate you being such a good kis...punk....PAL! Uh, wanna go to the ring now?"
"Sure but wait a second. You're acting a little weird." Lise removed her black t-shirt which revealed the matching short top to her tights. "You were up to something weren't you? Perhaps you stole something from me? ....Did you steal my bag of candy? You know I like to treat myself after a match."
"Uh... Yeah... I couldn't help myself... Sorry Lisey, sugar makes me kinda goofy. Can you ever forgive me?" AJ blushes and scratches the back of her head as she gulps.
"Of course I forgive you. It's just candy." She giggled. "Besides, there's worse things girls can steal from each other. Anyway, thanks for joining me at ringside again. My best friend's support is always so helpful."
AJ playfully slaps Lise on the back as she walks next to her, returning a grin. "Hey no problem, you'd do the same for me anytime. I'm just glad you're letting me be with you, considering you can actually trust me. So are you ready to break pop Tia's plastic ass like a balloon?"
"Totally. This will be a lot of fun." After flashing a smile at AJ Lee, Lise Starr nodded and the duo began to walk to the entrance way.
[/li]Singles Match - "The Heartbreaker" Lise Starr (w/ April Lee) vs. "The Best Diva in the World" Tia Brooks
“Not I’m That Chick” (Hyper Deejays Remix) by Livvi Frank fills the air to signal the arrival of “The Best Diva in the World” Tia Brooks as she exits the entrance curtain. Tia Brooks poses onstage briefly as her pyro goes off before “The Heartbreaker” Lise Starr attacks her from behind, causing Tia to tumble down the ramp and down to the ring. Lise Starr stomps her repeatedly, lashing out for her public embarrassment from the “go home” episode of Primetime before dragging her up to her feet and into a side headlock, signaling for a Tornado DDT on the steel steps. April... err AJ Lee comes skipping down the ramp to join her BFF. Lise turns around briefly with a stern look on her face, offering her friend a word of caution, “Stay out of this!”
The Carter: Boy, Lisey’s gonna kill AJ after she finds out what her BFF has been doing behind her back.
Prof. X: For now, Lise is deadset on killing Tia Brooks tonight. I will admit thought, it seems like everyone knows about Lise’s little crush except CM Punk...
Francine: As brilliant as he is, Punk seems to be oblivious to what’s right in front of him.
The Carter: I can’t blame the man. When Velvet Sky hands you her phone number, it’s hard to notice any other girls in the room.
Francine: There’s not enough lucky charms or divine beings to allow that to happen to you, Carter.
That proved to be the opening that Tia needed as she counters with Air Raid Crash (Back to Belly Piledriver) on the ringside floor. AJ looks at Tia with disgust as Tia wastes no time repaying the previous gesture from the Heartbreaker with one of her own as she snapmares Lise by the hair into the ringside barricade not once, but twice, before rolling Lise Starr into the ring to formally start this match. Referee Jacqueline Moore signals for the opening bell Tia Brooks pins the Heartbreaker as AJ looks on with fear that this could be over already.
One...
Two...
NO!!
Lise Starr gets the shoulder up, but that doesn’t slow down Tia’s offense at all as she transitions into an application of a Heel Hold (Make A Diva Tap). Referee Jacqueline Moore looks for any signs that the Heartbreaker willing to submit while AJ pounds on the ring apron to urge her on. Lise pulls at her hair as she fights tooth and nail against the pain of the hold.
Prof. X: It’s looking like the Heartbreaker is going to submit!
Francine: Don’t count her out just yet, Professor.
Lise Starr manages to grab the ropes and force the hold to be broken as Lise breathes a heavy sigh of relief and pulls herself with assistance of the nearby ropes. Tia doesn’t allow Lise the opportunity to recover and races to continue her offense, only for the Heartbreaker to strike with Starrstruck (Super Kick). Tia catches her foot in motion and motions for another application of the Heel Hold, but the Heartbreaker answers with an enzuigiri with her free foot that spun the Best Diva in the World around. This allows the Heartbreaker to capitalize with a German Suplex followed by the Breaking Heart (Shooting Star Splash) as the Heartbreaker takes control of the momentum just that quickly in this match. Upon impact, Lise hooks Tia’s leg in a pin attempt.
One...
Two...
NO!!
Lise greets Tia back on her feet with Spinning Roundhouse Kick, but the Best Diva in the World ducks the blow and retaliates with an Uranage Slam. Tia quickly transitions into an application of the Anaconda Vise. Lise squirms for the ropes but Tia has her strategically positioned in the center of the ring as the Best Diva in the World wrenches the hold even tighter to torment the Heartbreaker.
The Carter: Wait a second, isn’t that CM Punk’s move?
Francine: It’s not like this is the first time she’s done that move.
The Carter: True, but it’s the first time she’s done it to Lise and that can’t be sitting well with her.
Prof. X: The Heartbreaker is definitely not out of this yet. Look!
With nowhere to go, Lise desperately begins kneeing Tia over the back of her head. The fruits of labors are soon rewarded as Tia releases the hold. The Heartbreaker kips back up to her feet and delivers a Michinoku Driver to the disoriented Tia Brooks. Once again the Heartbreaker switches the momentum back into her favor, securing Tia’s shoulders to the canvas in a pin attempt.
One...
Two...
Wait!!
Tia Brooks counters with Victory Roll Up, reversing Lise Starr’s pin attempt.
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Two...
Wait!!
Lise Starr counters Tia’s roll up with a Sunset Flip pin.
One...
Wait!!
Tia rolls through into an attempt to break the pin by exposing Lise Starr’s panties again, but the Heartbreaker panics by breaking the pin and sliding out of the ring to safety.
The Carter: Rats!! And I had my Polaroid camera ready this time too!
Prof. X: Don’t count yourself out yet, Carter. You might get a second chance by the time this match is over.
Francine: Don’t encourage him, Professor!
Tia returns to her feet with a smile on her face as Lise Starr catches her breath a ringside with AJ. She hits the ropes and makes a Suicide Dive out of the ring. AJ moves out of the way as Lise responds with a Snap Suplex, sending Tia into the side of the commentary table. The impact almost tips the table over as the commentary team jumps up to the feet.
Prof. X: I hope Tia Brooks is alright after taking a bad landing like that.
The Carter: If not, I’m willing to provide some physical therapy to get her back to tip-top shape.
Francine: Hmph, I think CM Punk still has that job on his resume, Carter.
Referee Jacqueline Moore is up to a ring out count of 4 and Tia hasn’t shown any signs of getting back into the action. The Heartbreaker is urging Jacqueline to count faster while AJ applauds her BFF’s offense thus far. Much to Lise’s dismay, Tia slides back into the ring after count of 8. The Heartbreaker is quick to greet Tia back into the ring with a quick knee lift before delivering a spinning backbreaker. A gasp of pain escapes Tia’s lips upon impact as its evident that she may have suffered a possible injury from that bad landing. The Heartbreaker shows no remorse as she silences her whimpers of pain as she chokes Tia with her wrist tape while she applies a modified Mexican Surfboard.
Jacqueline makes the illegal hold count of 4 before Lise reluctantly releases the hold. Tia crawls on all-fours trying to return to her feet. Lise Starr offers a helping hand by Irish whipping her forcefully into the corner, causing Tia’s spine to whiplash over the unforgiving steel. The Heartbreaker then races into the corner to deliver a Shining Wizard, but the Best Diva in the World moves out of harm’s way. Lise Starr spun around and into the pending Blind-Side Kick (French TKO) from Tia Brooks. AJ begins to look worried as Tia Brooks mocks CM Punk once more by signaling for the Go To Sleep.
Tia Brooks lifts the Heartbreaker onto her shoulders for the GTS, but the pain from her back brings her down to her knees, causing her to drop the Heartbreaker prematurely. Once back on her feet, Lise Starr immediately capitalizes with another Starrstruck (Super Kick) and covers Tia Brooks as AJ counts alongside Jacqueline.
One...
Two...
Three!!
Lise Starr and AJ celebrate tonight’s victory as they head up the entrance ramp while Jacqueline Moore checks to see if Tia Brooks is able to walk backstage on her own.
Prof. X: A well-deserved win by the Heartbreaker here tonight, but the end result could have gone either way, especially if Tia’s ailing back didn’t fail her.
Francine: I got a feeling that we haven’t seen the end of this rivalry, especially with the way that all of the girls seem to flock towards Punk.
The Carter: I swear, some guys have all of the luck...
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I pretty re-worked and re-tooled the match about 8 times, adding and removing Superstars & Divas as MANY of you have informed me about dropping/adding characters after this PPV so I wanted to reflect that in this match, as well as give our returning members and new additions on the roster something to enjoy on the PPV card.
Congrats on your hard work.