Post by Xion Zeros on Aug 26, 2013 23:57:44 GMT -5
Official GZWA Primetime Theme - : I Want It All / We Will Rock You [Mash-Up] - Queen (feat. Armageddon)
Recorded Date: August 9, 2013
Air Date: August 27, 2013
Singles Match - Chanel Rodriguez (in-ring debut) vs. “Hardcore Harlot” Amanda Cortez
The arena becomes dark and the song "Feuer frei" by Rammstein plays. Then the revving of a Harley can be heard and Amanda slowly drives down to the ring. As she reaches the ring she shuts off her bike and waits for a minute until the crowd becomes silent.
Slowly she climbs down from her Harley and slides into the ring. She takes a mic, but the booing begins again.
"Shut up, you bloody motherfuckers."
Eventually it becomes quiet and she manages to speak.
"Ok, probably all of you bastards have realized that I'm gonna face this stupid rookie Chanel Rodriguez. At first I was a bit pissed to be in the show opener and to face a complete newcomer, but maybe this will be fun too. A few days ago I met this bimbo backstage and she offended me. So it will be a pleasure for me to start this show with a real massacre. I'll fuck her up and wipe the floor with her. Then when I'm finished, her career will be over before it even began. This bitch is too stupid that she didn't know whom she has pissed off, but she will learn that it's better to stay away from the Misfits."
Amanda pauses for a moment, but before the booing can recommence, she continues.
"But speaking of the Misfits, I wanna introduce you my newest addition, the latest member. But before I tell you who she is lemme give you a few words as to why I recruited her."
She laughs in a mean and dirty way.
"Well, this person has been a good friend of Sapphire, but also of my sister Mariah and the Queen Bees. So bringing her to my stable is a great way to show the world that the Misfits can do whatever they want and that nobody can stop us, not even this fucking GM Mariah. Haha, long live the Anarchy!"
She raises her arms in victory and then she points to the stage.
"So allow me to introduce you the newest member of the Misfits ....Katie Matthews!"
On cue, the arena turns black and "Sweet Dreams" by Marilyn Manson plays, with the eerie beat causing tension among the arena before Katie enters, her former blonde hair now replaced with a shade of brown. Standing at the top of the stage with her arms behind her back, she walks down the ramp, with what can only be described as a dark smirk on her face. She slides into the ring and stands next to Amanda, taking the mic from her hand. Licking her lips, her still formal accent drips from her mouth as she speaks.
"Hello, people...You might have remembered Katie Matthews, but that girl is gone. Now, the Kat...is back..."
Moving forward, Kat leans her arms on the ropes and chuckles in an almost evil way before her expression almost changes in an instant as she looks over to Amanda and approaches her, licking her face. Turning back around to look at the audience, she smirks once more.
"I've been used and made to look weak for nearly a year, playing childish antics with a bunch of women children and being used as a tool for idiots who can't take getting dumped like an adult...I was strong...but they made me pathetic. And I helped these people when they needed it, but when I break down emotionally and need my friends to help me, who was there to make me see the light and be happy again? NO ONE! I was brutally assaulted and kidnapped, and did my friends save me? NO! Now here we are, Amanda has rejuvenated the side of me that I've lacked this time, the dark side, the kind of person who is gonna tear apart the jaws of everyone who gets on the bad side of the Misfits...You know who you are, so you better watch your backs..."
Throwing the mic on the floor, Katie leaps from the ring ropes to the floor and goes back up the stage, leaving Amanda in the ring where she picks up the mic and glares at the crowd, then she starts to speak again.
"Well, I think everything is said now. The Misfits have a new member and we will be stronger than ever before. We will reign here at GZWA."
She drops the micro and while the booing begins again she goes to her corner. She kicks off her high heeled stripper sandals and leans against the ring post. With her arms crossed over her chest she waits for her opponent to come to the ring.
On cue, No Security by the Crookers blasts through the PA system. Chanel Rodriguez appears on stage, flanked by her iNked teammates Keri Cruz and Greg Ramirez. The crowd cheers, happy that they no longer have to listen to Amanda. The members of iNked smile and wave to the crowd as they approach the ring.
Once inside the ring, Keri and Greg whisper words of encouragement to Chanel and give her quick hugs. Once they’ve left the ring, Chanel turns serious. Amanda merely stares at Chanel from the corner. Outside the ring, Katie mocks iNked by wrapping her arms around her face and pretending to have a makeout session. Referee Jimmy Korderas calls for the bell to being the match.
Amanda lazily pushes herself off the turnbuckle and saunters into the centre of the ring. Chanel tenses ready for anything; except what she does next. Amanda stands in the centre of the ring with one leg in front of the other. With an evil smirk, Amanda points at the extended leg and orders Chanel to kiss her foot. Chanel’s eyes go wide and she looks like she’s about to hurl. Not amused, Amanda walks closer to Chanel and yells at her to kiss her foot. Chanel looks to the crowd for advice and they chant “Don’t do it!” Amanda roughly pushes Chanel’s shoulder, forcing Chanel to face her. Chanel uses the momentum to slap Amanda right in the chops!
Amanda staggers back holding her face in shock. As Chanel presses her advantage, Amanda reaches out and grabs a handful of Chanel’s hair and violently pulls her in close. Chanel is screaming as Amanda is yelling in her face while outside Keri and Greg are protesting the treatment of their friend. Amanda slaps Chanel’s belly and starts to force the diminutive blonde’s face toward her feet. In desperation, Chanel stomps on the ground right where Amanda’s exposed foot is! Amanda immediately lets go of Chanel’s hair and drops to one knee in agony. Katie goes from mocking laughter to serious concern as iNked cheer Chanel on.
Seizing the opportunity, Chanel bounces off the ropes and nails Amanda in the side of the head with a front dropkick as the tattooed brunette is nursing her foot. Amanda rolls across the ring from the impact. Greg and Keri protest as Katie hops onto the ring apron, sitting on one knee looking ready to pounce into the ring at any moment. Referee Korderas goes over and forces Katie back onto the floor. Not wanting to let the seasoned veteran get any rest, Chanel quickly climbs the turnbuckle and jumps off in a Body Splash. Unfortunately for Chanel, Amanda is still writhing in pain and happens to roll onto her side as Chanel comes crashing down on Amanda’s shoulder and elbow. Chanel has enough presence of mind to push herself backwards to roll Amanda into a pinning position, but the pain she feels is written all over Chanel’s face.
1...
2...
….and Amanda gets her shoulder up.
Chanel rolls off of Amanda holding her midsection, a look of concern is now shared by all the wrestlers surrounding the ring. Amanda rises first. As she tries to put weight on her sore foot, her leg nearly gives way. Amanda limps over to where Chanel is slowly trying to lift herself off the mat. Grabbing another fistful of hair, Amanda forcefully positions Chanel for the #1 Stunna. Before she can deliver the devastating maneuver, Chanel stomps as hard as she can on Amanda’s good foot.
Screaming like something may be broken, Amanda releases her grip on Chanel and falls backward onto the mat. Realizing how close she came to getting pulverized, Chanel crawls backwards away from Amanda until she is leaning against the bottom rope. Hidden from view, Katie positioned herself where Chanel chose to rest. While Jimmy Korderas is seeing to Amanda, Katie pops up and chokes Chanel from ringside. The male members of iNked bolt around the ring to intervene but Katie runs around the ring until the referee threatens to toss them all out.
Back in the ring, both women are slowly shaking out the cobwebs as they pull themselves to their feet. Amanda tries to take a step but falls to one knee in pain. Seeing this, the confidence returns to Chanel’s face. In a repeat of her earlier success, Chanel bounces off the ropes and aims for a second Front Dropkick to Amanda’s face. This time Amanda falls underneath Chanel’s legs and Chanel ends up sitting on the ropes. In an amazing feat of upper body strength and agility, Amanda grabs the ropes and swings her legs around to connect with a short 619. Chanel tumbles backwards into the center of the ring as Amanda pulls herself to her feet on the ring apron. Measuring her opponent for a moment, Amanda then slingshots herself back into the ring and lands on Chanel with a mighty Splash. Amanda doesn’t bother to hook the leg.
1…
2….
…..and Chanel kicks out.
Visibly irate, Amanda crawls over to the corner and pulls herself up. Looking back at Chanel still laying on the ground, Amanda decides to climb the turnbuckle. Amanda makes it to the second turnbuckle when her feet betray her and she crashes back to the mat.
Chanel is back to her feet now and storms over to where Amanda has fallen. She grabs Amanda’s ankles and sets the “Hardcore Harlot” up in her Candi Paint (Cloverleaf Boston Crab) modified slightly so that Chanel is holding on to Amanda’s feet. Screaming in agony, Amanda looks like she will tap when she reaches out and grabs the bottom rope. Referee Jimmy Korderas taps Chanel on the back telling her to break the hold. Chanel stands and grabs a handful of Amanda’s hair. Chanel forces Amanda to her feet and then, without warning, plants Amanda on her head with her patented Quattro Driver (Snapmare Driver). Rolling Amanda away from the rope, Chanel drops on top of Amanda, hooking the leg for good measure.
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2...
Jimmy taps Chanel on the back to break the pin as Amanda was able to put her foot on the other rope. Visibly frustrated now, Chanel drags Amanda to the centre of the ring and climbs the turnbuckle. Chanel sits perched on the turnbuckle waiting as Amanda slowly gets to her feet. Katie is on the outside, slapping the mat and yelling at Amanda as the “Hardcore Harlot” is stumbling around to face Chanel. Chanel launches into a Hott Body (Diving Crossbody) to catch the stunned veteran before she can figure out what’s going on. To everyone’s shock, Amanda jumps up and counter’s the move with a Jumping Hurricanrana of her own. Chanel crashes and skids across the mat to where Katie is standing. Referee Jimmy Korderas is checking on Amanda as she is screaming on the mat, holding both feet in agony. While the official is distracted, Katie smashes her fist into Chanel’s face. Had enough of this, Keri and Greg chase after Katie. They circle the ring once then Katie looks to be hightailing out of the arena by running up the ramp. As iNked follow, the rest of the Misfits appear on the stage. Katie stops and laughs at Greg and Keri as her, Laura Jackson, and Casey Cortez storm down the ramp. Knowing they have to keep this group away from the ring, the boys charge at the Misfits with wild abandon.
Back in the ring, Amanda limps over to Chanel and part drags/part tosses the blonde into the corner. Gingerly putting her legs through the ropes, Amanda gives Chanel a nasty Bronco Buster. Not satisfied, Amanda turns and gives Chanel a long Stink Face. As Chanel is gasping for air, Amanda grabs her wrist and gives Chanel a Cornerflip Armdrag. Chanel skids across the mat, bowling over Referee Jimmy Korderas in the process. After taking a moment to massage her feet, Amanda limps over to where Chanel is laying on top of Jimmy.
When Amanda grabs more of Chanel’s hair, Chanel flips over and grabs Amanda pulling her on top of the petite blonde. The two women claw and scrape at each other and roll up and over Jimmy’s head. Jimmy starts to sit up but sees the women rolling back towards him so he quickly lays back down as the two brawling hellcats roll up and down his body again. After the women roll off of the referee, Amanda is able to get one leg underneath Chanel and launch her across the ring. Seeing the rest of the Misfits taking care of business outside the ring, Amanda prepares to finish the newcomer off.
Amanda sits on the middle rope and watches as Chanel slowly gets to her feet. With an explosive burst of energy, Amanda barrels at the petite blonde with her arm outstretched for the Clothesline from Hell. Just as she’s about to connect, Amanda’s feet give out but her arm still connects sending Chanel 360 degrees in the air while Amanda herself is forced to do a forward roll back onto her feet. A couple of limping steps and Amanda falls on top of Chanel and locks in a brutal Cradle Pin.
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3!!!
Amanda rolls off Chanel into a seated position on the mat as the rest of the Misfits toss Keri and Greg into the ring. iNked still has some fight left in them so Laura, Casey and Katie stomp and punch the fight out of them. Laura picks up Greg and puts his head between her thighs while Katie holds him steady. A devastating Tampa Driver takes whatever fight Greg had left out of him and he lays on the mat unconscious. Casey grabs Keri and stands him up. Without warning, Casey jumps up and nails Keri with a brutal RKO laying him out unconscious beside Chanel and Greg. Casey and Laura pick up Amanda and stand over iNked like human crutches, celebrating their victory. For good measure, Amanda spits on Chanel before they leave the ring.
[/li]*Coming back from a brief commercial break we see Amber and Raven in the ring arguing back & forth, not even a minute in each others presence yet. Amber took to lashing at Rae while Raven just seemed to laugh, taking it all in.*
*Raven ended the back & forth by putting up a hand to Amber face, silencing her. Amber stopped but quickly slapped Raven's hand out of her face as the two stepped closer to each other, both looking like they have the urge to kill*
Rae| You know what, Little-Sister-Of-Mariah-and-Amanda? You were the one who invited me to this little in-ring interview, when I could be in the back coming up with ways of how I'm gonna tie fire to that ass tonight. So unlike you in the family tree, my time is precious. Let's get on with this shall we?
*Just as Amber began to speak Raven covered her mic to keep her from being heard*
Rae| OR!!! How about we turn this interview into another Naked Truth segment. Yes, how about I enlighten you like I did last week about your lying ass husband, but this time tell you what your lying ass family tried to keep from you.
*The crowds lets Raven have it as it seems she's going as low as she possibly can right now. Amber gives Raven a questionable look while balling her fists as Rae begins to continue.*
Rae| In conjunction with your pappy being a philanderer, he was a thieving junkie that stole money from both sides of the family. Money that went to drugs and scams that landed him a new cell mate every couple of months.
*Amber could burn a hole into Raven's skull with the look she was giving her. Raven was just smiling, taking in heat from the audience while pacing the ring*
Rae| Apparently, while behind bars, Pappy made some enemies in the form of a couple Drug Lords that vowed to "make him pay" over some dirty bidness that went down. Up until his release, the Drug Lords had people follow you and mommy around wanting their money or your blood. That was around the time yall moved and pappy cleaned up his life. YOU were kinda the reason for that! I mean, that's a good thing right?
*Raven happily looked out to the crowd for approval for this "happy ending" but she knew what reaction expect from them. Amber, however, remained frozen in her spot, clenching her fists even tighter cursing Raven under her breath with each word she speaks. Raven places her hand on Amber's shoulder looking her eye-to-eye*
Rae| Why the long face? Sweetie, YOU were the reason your father decided to get his sad, jail-hopping life together....Indirectly, but still! There's no telling if those guys found him months later and, you know- *Raven formed her fingers into a gun, held it up to her head and acted out it going off* -BUT I'm sure those last few clean months you had with him were a blast!
*Just as Raven finished that sentence she ate a right rand from Amber that knocked her on the mat. Raven looked up at Amber in shock as Amber looked down royally pissed off. Raven got up and swung with a closed fist, but Amber ducked down picking Rae up and slamming her with a spinebuster. Amber began to mount her with wild lefts & rights as Raven could only try to cover up at this point. She is able to push Amber off as she tries to make her way out of the ring. Amber has other plans, grabbing a handful of Raven's hair and hair-whipping her across the ring. Raven lands on her face, scrambling to get back to her feet. Raven only makes it to her knees holding her hands out, Ric Flair-style, trying to keep an advancing Amber away. When in reach, Raven jumps up punching Amber in the throat and hurling her into the corner by her shirts and shorts. She wastes no time in sliding out of the ring and up the ramp. Raven watches on with a smirk and a busted lip as Amber regains control of her breathing, at a lost for words, but releasing the rage by screaming obscenities her way.*
[/li]Best of Three Series: Round 2 - “The Parental Warning” Dean Maddoxxx (w/ “Best in the World” CM Punk) vs. “King of Controversy” Genesis
After Primetime returns from commercial break, Genesis is already standing in the ring as the sound of “Put Your Lips To The TV” by Project 86 fills the arena as “The Parental Warning” Dean Maddoxxx heads to the arena accompanied by CM Punk. CM Punk stops at the top of the entrance ramp and takes a seat in a fold-out chair before urging Maddoxxx onward.
Prof. X: CM Punk and Maddoxxx’s underhanded deception lead to Madddoxxx’s first victory in this Best of Three Series that is said to “prepare” the King of Controversy for his inevitable contest against The Best in the World himself at Slammiversary.
Francine: Underhanded? Don’t get this confused with Trent Lewis’ relationship with Genny’s precious Sapphire.
The Carter: I still don’t see how a guy like that can get land a babe like her.
Francine: Simple - drugs. Lots and lots of drugs. Oh, and alcohol. Don’t get any ideas, Carter. Lightning isn’t going to strike twice around here and it ends up working for you too. Hell can only freeze over once.
Dean Maddoxxx slides into the ring and stares down with Genesis face-to-face after Referee Slick Johnson rings the opening bell. Genesis simply points up to the Slammiversary banner decorating the rafters above the arena as The Parental Warning looks up with a quizzical expression on his face. CM Punk literally facepalms after what transpires next. Just as the Parental Warning looks up, the King of Controversy delivers a kick to the mid-section before delivering the Game Over! (Pedigree) to Maddoxxx. With Maddoxxx face down on the canvas, Genesis mocks CM Punk by performing his signature “Go To Sleep” taunt before beckoning Dean Maddoxxx back to his feet.
Prof. X: Looks like Genesis is going to give Maddoxxx at taste of his own medicine!
The Carter: In the words of CM Punk, it’s clobberin’ time!!
Francine: Carter, I’m going to need to you quit quoting Punk in my presence.
Maddoxxx staggers back to his feet and Genesis wastes no time hitting an Uranage Slam before applying CM Punk’s own signature hold, the Anaconda Vise, in the center of the ring. Genesis stares right at CM Punk sitting at the top of the entrance ramp as Maddoxxx quickly submits to the hold. CM Punk wasn’t impressed at all as Genesis celebrated his victory as Primetime took another commercial break.
Bra and Panties Match - “Crown Jewel” Sapphire vs. “Hot Mess” Taryn Terrell
As we come back from our first break, I Know You Want Me blasts through the PA system. The capacity crowd is as confused as the commentators.
The Carter: YES! YES! YES! It's time!!
Francine: Calm down, Carter. You'd think that Daniel Bryan was in this company from the way that you're acting...
Francine: Calm down, Carter. You'd think that Daniel Bryan was in this company from the way that you're acting...
Prof. X: Well, this match did come about after an exchange these two Divas had backstage after the last Primetime, but last time I checked, I didn't think that Sunny was in this match nor on the Divas' roster. Where is Taryn?
In answer to everyone’s question, Taryn Terrel appears on stage. She smiles at the crowd and shrugs weakly. Making the best of it, Taryn trots down to the ring with her usual perkiness. Taryn parades around the ring before climbing the stairs and crawling through the ropes. The crowd cheers as Taryn poses while she waits for her opponent.
Taryn doesn’t have to wait very long before "Adrenalin" by Eisbrecher blasts through the PA system. Taryn stands in the ring swaying back and forth in anticipation of the “Crown Jewel’s” arrival. Moments pass and Sapphire hasn’t appeared yet. Suddenly, the crowd starts booing loudly. Sapphire has finally appeared on stage but her attire is decidedly not a popular one.
Sapphire walks down the ramp, holding her palms out to the audience. She occasionally points to herself and shouts “I’m not baring all for you!” The crowd starts a very loud “Take it off!” chant. Sapphire stops on the ramp and gives the audience a disgusted look. One particularly brave fan leans over the guard rail and tries to pull the zipper on the back of Sapphire’s costume. A nearby security guard sees him and swats his arm with his billy club. Another guard comes over and they both drag the young man over the rail and backstage. A midst the chanting, the “Crown Jewel” clumsily enters the ring.
Once referee Brian Hebner calls for the bell, Sapphire hops sideways, stalking Taryn like an actual sumo. Taryn just looks at the crowd and jerks her thumb towards Sapphire. Looking to capitalize, Sapphire runs at Taryn to Lariat her. With the suit weighing her down, Sapphire isn’t as fast as she normally would be and Taryn easily ducks under the outstretched arm. Sapphire bounces off the ropes, gaining momentum but a second Lariat is ducked. After a third attempt, Sapphire grabs the top rope to stop herself. Taryn is standing in the centre of the ring, beaming. Sapphire walks up to Taryn and they both start swatting at each other like one of them just kicked over a hornet’s nest.
Once they back off since neither girl can get the upper hand, Taryn runs off the ropes behind her. Sapphire tries to counter with yet another Lariat but Taryn ducks underneath and bounces off the ropes behind Sapphire. Before the “Crown Jewel” can turn around, Taryn stops behind her and grabs the long tag that is the zipper on the back of the suit. Taryn starts swinging Sapphire around by the zipper and launches the large diva chest first into the corner. Capitalizing on Sapphire being stunned, Taryn runs up and yanks the zipper down. Sapphire starts flailing her arms while Taryn tries to pull the suit over Sapphire’s shoulders. Unable to hit Taryn with her elbows, Sapphire pushes herself off the turnbuckle bumping into Taryn who goes for a backward roll. Sapphire turns around but Taryn is already back to her feet. Sapphire takes a wild swing but whiffs it and Taryn Dropkicks Sapphire back into the corner. Sapphire bounces off the turnbuckle and falls on her face. Taryn starts clawing and pulling at the suit, tossing handfuls of fluff in the air.
The Carter: (standing up on the table, encouraging the fans to chant along with him) TAKE IT OFF!! TAKE IT OFF!! TAKE IT OFF!!
Francine: (Pulling him down into his seat) Sit down before I knock your head clean off.
The Carter: (standing up on the table, encouraging the fans to chant along with him) TAKE IT OFF!! TAKE IT OFF!! TAKE IT OFF!!
Francine: (Pulling him down into his seat) Sit down before I knock your head clean off.
Taryn is finally able to get the suit over Sapphire’s shoulders but as she is pulling the suit over Sapphire’s torso, Sapphire rolls onto her back and tries to kick the perky blonde away. Taryn dodges the wild kicks which inadvertently make her job easier as the suit comes off revealing Sapphire in her normal ring attire. Taryn parades around the ring in celebration, swinging the suit above her head. Sapphire rushes Taryn and delivers a deadly forearm to the back of her neck, crumpling Taryn. Immediately the “Crown Jewel” grabs the hem of Taryn’s skirt and with one yank, pulls it right off. As Taryn scrambles away trying to cover herself, Sapphire throws Taryn’s skirt into the crowd and resumes stalking Taryn, unwilling to surrender the advantage.
The Carter: Throw it over here, dammit!! Go over there and fish it out of the fans for me, Professor!
Prof. X: I'm not supporting your after-hours activities, Carter.
Francine: Besides, who knows what condition that thing will be in after Carter gets done with it...
The Carter: Throw it over here, dammit!! Go over there and fish it out of the fans for me, Professor!
Prof. X: I'm not supporting your after-hours activities, Carter.
Francine: Besides, who knows what condition that thing will be in after Carter gets done with it...
Sapphire lunges at Taryn leaning against the bottom turnbuckle, going for her suit jacket. Taryn counters by grabbing Sapphire’s arms and pulling her into the turnbuckle. Sapphire staggers back as Taryn stands in the corner. Taryn walks up behind Sapphire and spins the “Crown Jewel” into an Inverted Atomic Drop. Taryn follows up with a Standing Dropkick to knock Sapphire to the mat. Taryn tries to pull Sapphire’s shirt off but Sapphire is able to reposition herself and Monkey Flip Taryn onto the mat. In a feat of agility, Sapphire is able to follow Taryn after the flip and sit on Taryn’s belly. As Taryn struggles to free herself, Sapphire bounces onto Taryn’s belly, knocking the wind out of her. Sapphire then rolls Taryn over underneath her and tugs at the suit jacket. Taryn wraps her arms around Sapphire’s legs and slowly stands up. Sapphire is still holding on to the jacket but more to stay up than to take it off. With great effort, Taryn turns and drops backward, crashing in the center of the ring on top of Sapphire.
Taryn slowly rolls off Sapphire and both ladies lay on the mat, catching their breaths. Painfully, they get up at the same time. Sapphire is able to get her hands on Taryn and Irish Whips her to the ropes. As Sapphire whips Taryn, she holds onto the suit jacket and it slides off. Sapphire tosses the jacket into the air as Taryn rebounds off the ropes into a Spinebuster (ala HHH). Taryn is on the mat screaming and arching her back as Sapphire lunges for Taryn’s last piece of clothing: her shirt. Taryn is able to grab Sapphire’s hair and do a modified Snapmare. Quickly getting on her knees, Taryn puts one knee in Sapphire’s back and pull on her arms, stretching them. It’s now Sapphire’s turn to scream in pain.
Sapphire, after much effort, is able to power through the hold but when Taryn flips over Sapphire, she skids across the mat and underneath the bottom rope. Sapphire takes a moment to catch her breath and massage some feeling back into her arms before walking over to the ropes. Watching Taryn struggle to stand, Sapphire waits until Taryn is almost vertical. Sapphire grabs the top rope and slingshots herself over the ropes into a Cross Body on the unsuspecting blonde. Both ladies are on the ground outside the ring while referees are checking on their condition. They help both ladies to their feet but Taryn seems to have no humor about what happened as she violently runs at Sapphire and delivers a Back Elbow to the brunette’s nose, knocking her back so that she is laying on the commentary table.
The referees try to force Taryn back into the ring. Taryn is annoyed by what happened and is slapping the ring apron in frustration. Eventually she lets the officials roll her back into the ring while Sapphire is finally beginning to move. Brian Hebner checks on Sapphire who nods in response. Brian helps Sapphire slide off the commentary table and back into the ring. Taryn backs off and gives Sapphire the room to re-enter the squared circle. Once Sapphire is standing in the ring, Taryn approaches Sapphire with her arms out to the side. She yells at Sapphire loud enough that the first couple of rows could hear.
"What the hell was that? This is just a bra-and-panties match!"
Sapphire merely shrugs in response and those in the audience that could read lips understood Sapphire’s response.
"It’s still a match."
Sapphire quickly grabs Taryn and Irish Whips her again. This time, Sapphire rebounds off the opposite rope to meet Taryn in the middle of the ring for a Jumping Bulldog. Taryn had the same idea. Both divas jump in the air, grab a hold of each other and crash to the mat. After a few moments, Sapphire starts trying to cover herself as Taryn was able to rip off her shirt on the way to the mat. Sapphire gets to her knees in a painic but starts to smile. She stands and starts celebrating thinking that she had done the same to Taryn. Turning around, Sapphire’s jaw hits the canvas as she sees Taryn tying her ripped shirt at the waist (ala Daisy Duke). Frustration sets in and Sapphire hits Taryn with a Running Lou Thesz Press followed by shaking Taryn’s head violently.
Realizing that this was getting her nowhere, Sapphire gets off of Taryn and motions for the Crown Jewel Driver. Taryn is rolling around on the mat, unaware of the danger. Sapphire storms over and hoists Taryn to her feet and gives a vicious Toe Kick to Taryn’s gut. After forcing Taryn’s head between her legs, Sapphire motions to the crowd and flips over Taryn, driving her head to the mat. Sapphire then yanks Taryn’s shirt off and Brian Hebner declares the “Crown Jewel” the victor.
The Carter (sounding exhausted): Whew... I don't think I can handle another one of those matches anytime soon.
Francine: Aww, poor Carter. Your arm already too tired?
Francine: Aww, poor Carter. Your arm already too tired?
“I’m So Sick” plays to announce the arrival of AJ Lee, who enters the arena with a look of shame on her face, staring down at the ramp as she slowly and sadly walks in. After going past the ring area to take a microphone, she slides into the ring and awkwardly stares at the stage. Taking a deep breath, she hesitates several times before speaking. “I...am really, really sorry. I messed up a valuable win, I ruined a great match, and I destroyed a friendship. Alyssa, I’m really sorry. Please, come out here and talk to me, I want to just settle this now...” Dropping the mic, she looks off and anxiously waits for Lise, assuming she will just come out.
Sick Puppies’ ”Deliverance” hit the speakers and Lise Starr appeared on the stage with a microphone in hand, with AJ awkwardly looking away from her. She walked down the ramp with a reluctant expression printed on her usual smug face and hopped onto the ring’s apron, however she did not enter. First she released a sigh and then focused on AJ standing inside of the ring who continues to have her remorseful expression printed on her face. Lise finally entered through the bottom rope and walked forward to AJ as the music died and she raised the microphone to her lips.
“What are you doing?” She asked in a quick voice.
AJ puts her hand on Lise’s shoulder and sighs. “I hurt you, I humiliated you, and I gave you a loss. I’m really sorry.” She wraps her arms around Lise and bites her lip, trying her hardest not to sob.
With AJ’s arms around Lise, she found it difficult and awkward to speak but she still continued on. “Why? Why do you have to do this out here? I have gone through hell in the past couple of weeks, especially with stuff that has to do with my personal life. I don’t want to deal with this in front of the entire world.”
Slowly breaking the hug, AJ takes a few steps back. “I...I’m sorry. I didn’t think about that. it’s just...you haven’t been answering my calls and you never come to the door when I knock at your pad, this felt like the only way to get your attention...” Bending her foot on the canvas, she avoids eye contact. “We can talk about this in the back if you want...”
“Do you really think I want to answer my phone? There’s your begging of forgiveness and one hundred voice messages then there’s somebody else trying to talk to me. I am sick of everyone’s bullshit so of course I am going to leave my phone off. I knew I was going to get people coming to my door as well so I decided to spend my time out of my apartment.”
AJ rubs the back of her arms and continues to look away from Lise, almost afraid of seeing the damage she had done to her face. “I get that. I’d heard after the show about what happened between you and...you know who. The timing of what I did couldn’t have been worse...I told you that he’d break you eventually and when it did happen, I only helped in hurting you. I’m sorry for ruining your life.” Walking to the other side of the ring, AJ rests her arms on the turnbuckle and sighs.
Shaking her head and rolling her eyes, Lise spoke. “My life is NOT ruined. If this was pre-Straight Edge Lise Starr something horrible could have happened, I would have had a really bad breakdown. Let me tell you a story. A couple of days ago... I-I went to a bar but before everyone starts going on about that let me finish. I went to a bar to have a drink of good old Coca-Cola. I had nothing else to do and I didn’t feel like watching The Wolverine for a certain reason. At that bar some random drunk guy tried buying me a massive drink of alcohol and some drama happened. He was trying to make the pretty girl with issues drink until she was drunk and he could bring her home. I slapped the taste out of his mouth and left that filthy place. You know what? I could have went back to my old, horrible problem which brings me to my next point... April, why should I go back to my best friend who busted my head open?”
After listening to Lise, AJ remains completely still for a moment before her arms can be seen visibly twitching and her head bounces off the turnbuckle. Practically throwing herself backwards, she turns to Lise and throws her arms out as if she were drunk while laughing with a huge grin. “Because...I trusted you and you broke my heart, so I had to break your face. We’re even now, so we’re best friends again...” Immediately after finishing her sentence, she leaps forward and wraps her legs around Lise, similar as she had done to Kane in the past. “We were made for each other, we’re perfect friends!” To make things worse, AJ rubs her forehead against Lise's, making it more awkward for her.
Shocked, Lise dropped her microphone when AJ jumped on her and wrapped her legs around her. She asked “W-What is wrong with you?” several times before shoving AJ off of herself and sending her to the ring’s mat. Lise quickly picked up the microphone she had dropped and spoke into it, leaning over AJ. “Are you delusional!?”
After falling to the mat, AJ looks up at Lise and cowers back when she shouts at her, almost like a sad animal. Picking up her own mic, she stutters as she begins to cry. “I’m sorry! I don’t know what I’m doing, I just want to be your friend, everyone always leaves me, I don’t want you to leave me too!” Standing up, she struggles to hold the mic and approaches Lise slowly, putting her hand out. “Can we please still be friends?”
After AJ begged for the duo to remain friends, a smile suddenly came onto the face of Lise. “You want to remain best friends, huh? Hmm... what can I say?” She asked herself while placing a hand on her hip. “Yeah, AJ we can still be friends. We can still be friends despite you busting my head open, spreading blood everywhere. We can still be friends despite you kissing my unconscious body right in the middle of this ring.” Her voice tone changed into a colder one and her fake smile completely vanished. “I wanted to help you before but sadly, I think you’re too CRAZY to get help.”
While initially smiling when Lise accepts her apology, it soon evaporates when AJ realises the change in what she is saying and her head drops as she begins to sob when she calls her crazy. Raising her eyes, she only takes a few steps forward in desperation before Lise struck her in the face with a big slap, which even the fans in the cheap seats could feel. This hard slap sent AJ onto the ring mat again. AJ continued to cry her eyes out as Lise raised her voice. “I spent an entire year being there for you when you were going through drama with You-Know-Who and I continued to stay by your side when you started to lose it again! I could have saved you but hell, at least I can say I tried. I’m sorry but I gotta move on with my own life.”
Visibly shaking from the emotional scars and the intense slap leaving a red handprint on her cheek, AJ struggles to stand as waterfalls of tears drip down her eyes. Only making it to her knees, she slowly rubs her hands through her hair while sobbing and gritting her teeth before emitting an ear piercing shriek, finally cracking.
“Hurts to feel heartbroken, doesn’t it?” After speaking once more, Lise dropped the microphone and hit her signature Starrstruck superkick to the face AJ, knocking her out and making her drop face first into the mat.
[/li][/ul]Singles Match - Tyler Storm vs. Keri Cruz
Tyler Storm and Keri Cruz circle around the ring warming up. Until the signal from the bell started the match underway.Both men lock up in the middle of the ring with Storm whipping Cruz towards the ropes as Cruz comes back around he goes for a swinging neckbreaker knocing Storm off his feet.Cruz comes back in this hitting a few european uppercut towards the turnbuckle and hits a clothesline. He gains momentum from the crowd who keepts cheering back and forth from both guys. Cruz grabs up Storm by the head whipping him towards the ropes, but as he comes back around Storm turns things into his favor and hits a swinning neckbreaker as both men lay on the mat resting
As the ref begins to count both they come back in this with the crowd cheering them on. Storm tries to fight back in control of the match up. As he kicks him in the stomach before whipping him towards the ropes. As he comes back around hitting a running bulldog knocking Cruz face first on the mat and goes for the first cover of the night but gets a two count.Storm rests on his knees looking at the referee who says it was a two count before getting Cruz up to his feet as they begin to battle it out shot after shot.Storm once again gains control as he whips him towards the turnbuckle and goes for the high knee CM Punk style, and tries to connect it with a bulldog but Cruz blocks it and hits a german suplex as both men go back down resting on the mat.
Once again the ref begins to count while they rest on the mat cathing their breath for air. We see Cruz remain in control as he sets up Storm with the dragon sleeper in the middle of the ring. With the ref looking on seeing if Tyler gives up. He shakes his head no and with the crowd begins to fight out of the hold.By hitting a few elbow shots to the side of the head,forcing Cruz to break the hold.Storm comes back hitting a few chop blocks across the chest until he whips him towards the ropes.Cruz comes back and reversed it as he does a russian legsweep and goes for a cover but again gets a two count.
Cruz looks at the ref is disbelief sighing wondering what he has to do to win. He decides its time to end this.And as he waits for Storm to get to his feet which he does.Cruz hits the Air Cruz (Springboard Codebreaker) but Storm catches him and sends him down hard with a powerbomb.Storm wasting no time he picks up Cruz ending the match and hits the Eye of the Storm (F-5 set up with spinning into a Angle Slam) and goes or the cover
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Shortly, before he could celebrate his victory we see one half of INked, Greg Ramirez along with Chanel Rodriguez. Watching Cruz and Ramirez double team on Tyler until they throw him out of the ring. Chanel slides in the ring to celebrate the victory as it fades to commercial.
Singles Match - “Tattooed Beauty” Laura Jackson vs. “The Anti-Diva” Paige
As Paige anxiously awaits the arrival of the Tattooed Beauty, Laura Jackson exits from the curtain with Rose Cortez in tow. They stop halfway down the ramp until Laura turns to Rose and informs her that she is doing to deal with the Anti-Diva herself. Rose reluctantly follows Laura’s instructions and heads backstage as Laura races down the ramp and slides into the ring. Paige greets her with a Lou Thesz Press as she fires away with a series of punches to face of the Tattooed Beauty. Laura breaks her offense with a headbutt to face, stunning her long enough to shove the Anti-Diva from off of her body. Paige is slow rising back to her feet, which allows Laura to capitalize with a Double Arm DDT and into a cover.
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NO!!
Paige rolls her shoulder off of the canvas with Laura Jackson slapping her across the face in response before pinning her again.
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NO!!
Again, the Diva of Tomorrow kicks out after a near-fall. Laura sits on her chest and delivers a series of mounted strikes before climbing the turnbuckle and taking flight with a Diving Leg Drop. Paige rolls out of harm’s way, allowing the Tattooed Beauty to crash and burn. The Anti-Diva races back to feet and hits the ropes, returning with a dropkick that sends Laura down onto her spine. Grabbing two handfuls of the Tattooed Beauty’s hair, Paige violently drags her off the canvas and hurls her into the corner, where she violently stomps away at Laura in the corner repeatedly. The Anti-Diva chokes Laura Jackson with her foot firmly planted to before she removes it by the time Referee Jimmy Korderas reaches the illegal hold count of 4. Paige backs up to the adjacent corner and charges in at high speed with a running senton. The Anti-Diva hits nothing but the turnbuckle as the Tattooed Beauty moves out of the way at the last instant. Paige staggers to her feet and spun around into a pending Super Kick from Laura that smashed the Anti-Diva’s skull into the top turnbuckle. The Tattooed Beauty quickly rolls her up into a pin as Paige’s head bounced off the padding.
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Th--NO!!
The Carter: Ouch, that’s definitely going to leave a mark...
Prof. X: I don’t know how did she manage to kick out of that. I thought this was over already.
Francine: This “Anti-Diva” is surprising me more and more with each heated contest that we see her in. I can definitely see why they call her the Diva of Tomorrow. She truly has a future in this business.
The Tattooed Beauty cradles the Anti-Divas head in her arms as she drags her off the canvas after the near-fall. She knees her in the abdomen repeatedly before dropping her face-first into the canvas as she applies the Nighty-Night (Body Scissors/Headlock combination).
Prof. X: Paige doesn’t have anywhere to go. I think this is the end for the Anti-Diva. We’ve seen the Tattooed Beauty force several Divas to submit with that deadly submission hold.
Francine: Don’t count her out of this yet.
While fighting through the pain of the hold, Paige angles her body so that she’s pinning Laura Jackson’s shoulders to the canvas.
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NO!!
The Tattooed Beauty breaks the hold for she could roll her shoulders off the mat. Paige briefly breathes a sigh of relief as she uses this opportunity to apply the PaigeTurner (Inverted Sharpshooter) to the grounded Laura Jackson. With the tables turned, the Tattooed Beauty fights against the pain and crawls her way towards the ropes. Paige reels her back but Laura manages to get an outstretched hand onto the bottom rope to force the hold to be broken. Laura Jackson leans against the rope for support after escaping the Anti-Diva’s hold but Paige doesn’t allow the Tattooed Beauty any opportunity to recover as she clotheslines her over the top rope and sends them both tumbling down to the ringside floor.
Paige continues her offense by delivering a hair-pull snapmare that smashes Laura Jackson into the steel steps. Paige motions for another but the Tattooed Beauty manages to counter with a rake to the Anti-Diva’s eyes. Laura uses this opportunity to limp away to safety as she uses the ringside barricade for support. Paige rubs her eyes and regains enough clarity to see her prey. She blindly charges in to continue her offense but Laura counters with an elevated Gutbuster, dropping the Anti-Diva on top of the barricade. As Referee Jacqueline Moore is already at the ring out count of 3, Laura Jackson slides back into the ring as Paige laid on the ringside floor writhing in pain.
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After summoning all of her remaining strength to return to her feet at the count of 8, Paige shouts, “Is that all you got you bloody wanker!!??”
Laura Jackson looks over her shoulder and exits the ring once more. The Tattooed Beauty then takes a page out of her fellow MisFits’ playbook and delivers a Fade to Black (Spear; Amanda Cortez’s finisher) to the Anti-Diva. As Laura impacts into her pale-skinned frame, Paige makes one last desperate act and delivers a makeshift RamPaige (Cradle DDT) as both Divas crash through the ringside barricade as the crowd is on their feet from this spectacle.
Prof. X: Sweet heaven, what did we just witness?
The Carter: It looked like Laura used Amanda’s finisher and drove Paige through the barricade.
Francine: I’m not surprised that Laura would steal a page from Amanda’s playbook, but she got hers as Paige managed to hit the RamPaige during the impact.
Prof. X: In either case, I don’t think either one of these Divas are going to answer the 10 count. Korderas is already at the five count.
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Both Paige and Laura Jackson are barely moving as the count continues.
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10!!
Zoey Valentine: “Since both Divas were unable to return to the ring by the count of ten, this match is deemed a no-contest.”
Members of the MisFits come out and drag the Tattooed Beauty away from getting treatment from the EMTs on site and help her walk up the entrance ramp. The Anti-Diva shoves the EMTs out of the way and races behind the MisFits in pursuit. Paige shoves Laura to the ground from behind as the MisFits quickly come to the aid of one of their own as the EMTs and security on the scene attempts to keep both sides separated. It’s to no avail as Laura breaks through the crowd and tackles Paige on the entrance ramp, with the Anti-Diva managing to hold her own before both Divas being separated yet again. As the MisFits are held at bay by security and Paige left standing at the bottom of the entrance ramp, her signature primal scream could be heard echoing throughout the arena as Primetime took a commercial break.
