Post by The Bradley Clan on Dec 9, 2013 14:27:08 GMT -5
Mike Bradley turns on his webcam to record another episode of his video blog.
"After the dust settled from Slammiversary, I realized a couple of things: one, if winning in such a sketchy fashion means I can get Justice and her eighty-pound tits off my back for good, I'll take it; and two, I'm on the biggest roll of my wrestling career and I can't let anything or anyone drag me down."
"But then there's my sister. She wants me to forgive her for all the shit she's said and done to me this year. Danielle, if you're listening, I've made up my mind, and I'll tell you my decision on Primetime. That's all I'm going to say until then."
"Now, on to the task at hand: Hano Eiyu. It's funny how we've gone in completely different directions since Riot Control. Sure, we both ended that night with big wins - I claimed the TV title and you won the Riot Match itself - but since then, I've been on an unbeaten streak and you've spiraled steadily downward, culminating in falling short of winning the World Title at Slammiversary. You've only yourself to blame, man. Your promos are like Tim Tebow, showing no aggression whatsoever and only offering praise for your opponents. But now you go into this passive-aggressive chickenshit mode and accuse me of dastardly deeds or some shit? Son, if putting on the best show in the ring night in and night out makes me evil, then call me motherfucking Satan. Prepare to step in the ring with the devil, and prepare to fall on your sword, Samurai boy."
And if you don't know, now you know!
He shuts off the camera.
