Mind of Meta: Bullshit. Bullshit Everywhere.

[The Bradley Clan]

Mike and Danielle Bradley sit down for another episode of Mike's video blog, Mind of Meta.

"Valentine's Day! Love is in the air!"

"Yeah, can't you smell the roses... *sniff sniff* Um, I don't think that's roses or perfume I smell. I smell bullshit. And there's a lot of bullshit going around in this company right now."

"What's bullshit? Amanda Cortez attacking us during our tag team tournament match. Yeah, I get it. You want my TV title. If you want it so bad, go through me, not my sister, you fucking skank. You say my days as champion are numbered? Your days of physical well-being are numbered if you keep that shit up."

"What's bullshit? The Queen Bee Mafia taking a steel chair to my head after getting DQ'd. You pretentious bitches should've taken your frustrations out on Amanda, not me. Now you're in the loser's bracket, and if you don't want to face sweet, sweet revenge for what you did last week, you better get eliminated sooner rather than later."

"And lastly, what's bullshit? This mid-tournament winner's exhibition. Who's booking this shit, Vince Russo? I mean, we're not going to take the match off or anything, but is there any point to this match? What's on the line? Bragging rights? That's not the point of a tournament. I guess if we're going to win this match, it's going to be an absolute slaughter of the other three teams, just to prove a point."

"Yeah, these other three teams... Mike, does this name look familiar to you? Jimmy... Ja..cobs?"

"Seriously, what the hell is Jimmy Jacobs doing back in GZWA? And he wants to reform The Fallen? Holy shit, I feel old! Go back to your room, cut yourself, and listen to Linkin Park, you shit stain!"

"Then there's Keri Cruz and Greg Ramirez. Sure, these young'ns have impressed since their recent debut, but who have they beaten? Nobody! Boys, you haven't faced anyone with out skill level yet, and if you try stepping to us, you'll get burned so bad your tattoos will come off."

"And what about Delta Madison and Endee Leights? First of all, what the hell kind of a name is that? And couldn't your nickname just be 'The End' instead of 'The E.N.D.'? Or are you so stupid you need to remind yourself how to spell it? Typical blonde. Don't let the hair dye fool you, guys, I'm pretty sure blonde's her natural color. Look, I have enough problems with the women in this company, so you two better stand aside, or Mike Bradley is gonna have to choke a bitch."

"Well, as long as Amanda Cortez knows her fucking place, I don't think we have to worry about this match, little brother. And to the other teams in this match... we gave you fair warning. Beware."

And if you don't know... now you know!

Mike shuts off the camera.