Post by The Bradley Clan on Jun 6, 2014 9:50:31 GMT -5
Mike Bradley stands alone in a dark room. A single light shines over his head. He stares coldly into the camera.
“Some said I would never amount to anything in this company. Some still think I’m a fluke. Some think… you know what? Who gives a FLYING FUCK what some think?! What matters isn’t opinion, but fact. And these are the facts:”
“FACT: I’m rapidly approaching three years with GZWA, when people thought I would fade away after things went wrong for me.”
“FACT: I’ve been Television Champion for over a year now, and I’ve defended the title twice in high caliber matchups.”
“FACT: I’m now the longest reigning Television Champion in GZWA history, surpassing the glorified motormouth Genesis.”
“And most importantly…”
“FACT: I’m not showing any signs of slowing down!”
“And as long as I keep rolling, I’m going to keep rolling over everyone who stands in my path and make them pay the iron price. Everyone in this company who has fucked with me is no longer here. Skinner Morris, Andre Holmes, Dolph Ziggler, Damien Sandow, Randy Orton. They've all tried to derail my career, critically injure me, and end my career. Well, they all ended up washed up and washed out of GZWA, while I went on a winning streak, won the Television Title, and cemented my place among the elite in GZWA!”
"So what does this have to do with Amanda Cortez and Carnage? It means that stepping into the ring with me is a bad, BAD omen. You better bring your A-game, or you'll fade into obscurity and eventually be out of a job!"
"I don't fear anyone in this company, let alone a lesbian dominatrix whose only claim to fame is a giant pair of tits and the inability to keep a stable glued together; or a mentally unstable giant who already had one shot at me handed to him and couldn't get the job done, and can only stay relevant by doing ‘favors’ for a disease-ridden tramp who doesn't have any power in this company!"
"Make all the gay jokes you want, Cortez. Tell yourself you're a dangerous man, Carnage. But the truth is, you're both kidding yourselves, and you both have your heads stuck so far up your asses that you won't be able to see the hell I'm about to unleash upon both of you at Final Encounter!"
"My name is Mike Bradley. I am the GZWA Television Champion. And if either you want this title, you're going to have to kill me to get it. But you better do it quick, or else I will choke you out, leave your carcass crumpled in the middle of the ring, and stand tall with the GZWA Television Championship still strapped firmly around my waist while I remind the world what they can already tell you: I AM THE NEXT LEVEL!!!"
And if you don't know... now you know!
