Post by The Bradley Clan on Jul 27, 2014 12:55:15 GMT -5
Mike and Danielle Bradley are at Danielle's gym in Burlington, MA. They're standing in front of a projection screen, and Danielle has a remote in hand. She replays clips from the Television Title match at Final Encounter, from Serena Dent turning the match into a free-for-all to the violent chaos that ensued throughout the match to the moment where Laura Jackson pulled Mike's leg, allowing Amanda Cortez to steal the victory. Mike and Danielle are shaking their heads throughout. When the video completes, they turn back to the camera.
“Well... that happened.”
“I'm no longer GZWA Television Champion because of that fucking clusterfuck of a match. That's not a match of the year candidate, and I'm not saying that because I lost. I'm saying that because that wasn't a true wrestling match to see who was the better competitor.. That was a 4-on-2-on-1 handicap match.”
“And even though we know we're better wrestlers than the MisFits, we can't help but acknowledge that sheer numbers, unfortunately, are usually gonna win.”
“But then I had an epiphany on my flight back to Maine. I was listening to my music, and I found the perfect song that sends a message to the MisFits and is also going to be our new entrance music. Hit it, Danielle.”
Danielle presses another button on the remote, and on comes Dropkick Murphys' “Hang 'em High”:
“'We waited together for the cowards to come.' Exactly. The MisFits are a bunch of cowards.”
“'Outgunned and outnumbered but we wouldn't run.' Yeah, it wasn't a fair fight, but I'll be damned if we just rolled over and let the MisFits take Mike's title.”
“Now lower the cannons, the battle begins.' This shit is just getting started, Cortez. I've got a surprise in store for you on Primetime regarding my rematch clause. And as the end of the song states, 'An honorable death for you would be too nice, I'd like to savor the moment...”
They both shout in
unison:
“AND KILL YOU TWICE!”
“But enough about the MisFits. On to the Tag Team Tournament. On to INked. Complete with the arbitrarily capitalized I-N. You little boys haven't done much in your time in GZWA. I don't think you're ready to step up to the Next Level or the Guru!”
“And you can tell Chanel Rodriguez to pull up a chair at ringside and just sit there, because if she gets involved in the match like the MisFits, then she can expect an emergency appointment with The Great Equalizer!”
Danielle pulls out their kendo stick and taps it in her hand.
“Take heed to the lyrics to 'Hang 'em High,' kids, because it's not just a message to the MisFits, it's a message to GZWA as a whole that from now on when our backs are against the wall, we will fight back, and you will regret putting us in this position.”
“Don't think that just because we've got plans for the MisFits doesn't mean we're not taking our eyes off of you. We're dangerous. We're talented. And we will hurt you.”
And if you don't know... now you know!
Danielle presses another button on the remote and the camera shuts off.
