Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2014 22:37:11 GMT -5
~:~Contract Signing~:~
PROPERTY OF GZWA
~:~Everett “Rock Hard“ Aloni~:~
~Ring Name~
Everett “Rock Hard” Aloni
~Nickname~
“The Rock Hard Samoan”
~Real Name~
Everett Leati Anoa‘i
~Height~
6’,5”
~Weight~
275lbs
~Birthday~
May 25th, 1987 {27yrs Old}
~Hometown~
Kaneohe Bay, Hawaii via The Samoan Islands
~Disposition~
Poppy Heel
~Gimmick~
Military, THE SHEILD, and Protection Agency
~Ring Attire~
TBA
~Catchphrases~
“You Want Some? Oohrah, Come Get Some!“ or “Semper Fi, Do or Die Marine!“
~Entrance Theme~
“The Warrior‘s Song {Hardcore} by Wounded Warrior Prject
*The Warrior Project's “Warrior’s Song{Hard Core}” blast of out the PA System, as Everett comes rushing out onto the stage. He makes his way to the middle of the ramp, and throws his fists into the air. Then he stalks his way down to ringside, where he hops up onto the apron. He looks side to side with his cold eyes, and then climbs into the ring. He dashes around the squared circle, then comes to rest in the far corner*
~Wrestling Style~
Power House/Brawler
~Preferred Weapons~
A Marine‘s Trusty K-Bar Combat Knife
~Moveset~
- Move 1: Jumping Samoan Drop
- Move 2: Snap Drop Kick
- Move 3: Running Bulldog
- Move 4: European Uppercut
- Move 5: Leaping Clothesline
- Move 6: Axe Kick to The Head
- Move 7: Double Arm Chickenwing Lift
- Move 8: Rings of Saturn
- Move 9: Code Red Armbar
- Move 10: Step-Over Texas Cloverleaf
- Move 11: Power Slam
- Move 12: Military Press Slam
- Move 13: Clothesline Reverse Bulldog
- Move 14: Whipping Hair Drag
- Move 15: Mud Hole Stomping
~Signature Moves~
- Stone Pile: Bull Dozer
- Momin’ Aye Fa‘Anna: High Angel Spine Buster
~Finishers~
- The Rock Hard: Superman Punch
- Ti’Ele Tau: Big Spear
~Similar Wrestlers~
Roman Reigns
~Backstory/Career History~
Aloni is a former Captain in the United States Marines, once stationed at Kaneoche Bay, Hawaii. He grew up on the Island of Samoa, and idolized such wrestlers as Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka, and The Head Shrinkers. But he went on to play High School Football, and after a failed attempted at the Collage Ranks. He joined the Marines. After five years, and being stationed all over the world. He came home and fallowed his childhood dream of becoming a Professional Wrestler!
~Win/Loss Record~
Career Record: 19w - 1l - 1d
GZWA Record: N/A
~Titles Holding or Held in Career~
Rookie Year: Dec. ‘13
Last AHW World Heavyweight Championship
Last XWA Tag-Team Champion {W/ Chris Matthews}
Current UXWA Tag-Team Champion {W/ Chris Matthews}
Current UXWA United States Champion
Current ECW: Reboot World Heavyweight Champion
~Photo Gallery~
Oohrah, Come Get Some!
Semper Fi, Do Or Die Marine!!
~Sample Roleplay~
~:~Aloni’s Voice~:~
“This is what I've been working towards? If ever an example was needed of the message, which I've been trying to get across …just look at the UXWA.com/ Xtreme Top Ten poll this week. Despite calling out my so called ‘competition’ numerous times since returning, despite making The Dark Army look so insignificant …that they couldn't bare to make a proper return, despite cutting promos against everyone …because nobody wants to go face to face with me ...I move so far down, I’m not even listed. While Scotty and Syko occupy the top two spots. Now Scotty is someone, who has busted his ass for this company and I would never take anything away from him. But what impact has he made in the last couple weeks? I left Golliath in la-la land, in the middle of his own ring. But the revealing of over-gimmicky Title rules apparently matter more to people. And Syko, a guy who in the past week traded in his legacy for money, is sitting pretty at #2. Why are we rewarding that attitude? Does nobody care about the morals of this company? Does nobody seek to reward real graft and talent? It looks like one of the biggest problems in this company today, is the endless @$$ Kissing. Everyone just loves Scotty, and Syko is looked up to even by those who …used to love booing him week in and week out. If you didn't know, what I meant …when I said that people were resting back on reputations built on popularity rather than ability? You do now!!"
*As the fans wait in anticipation, "Warrior Song {Hardcore}” by Wounded Warrior Project hits over the PA and the crowd rise to their feet, awaiting the arrival of The Rock Hard Samoan. The lights then turn to darkness, and soon two bright blue strobe lighting bolts shine on the top of the ramp. They cross over in a huge "X" shape, like the ever famous UXWA logo, and as Aloni walks out and stands under the "X", the lights turn back on. A spotlight shines on "The Iron Fist" logo, as he jogs on the spot, as "Warrior Song" enters the chorus*
"I am a Marine on the beach, I'm a killin’ machine, with a need to bleed you …when the light goes green! Best believe, I’m in a zone to be, from my Yin to my Yang to my Yang Tze. Put a grin on my chin, come to me, ‘cuz I’ll win, I’m one-of-a-kind and I’ll bring death to the place you’re about to be. Another river of blood runnin’ under my feet. Forged in a fire lit long ago, stand next to me, you’ll never stand alone. I’m last to leave, but the first to go, Hard Corps is the only way I know. I feed on the fear of the devil inside of the enemy faces in my sights. Aim with the hand, shoot with the mind, kill with a heart like arctic ice!
I am a Devil-Dog I’m marching on, I am a Warrior and this is My Song!!”
*Aloni then begins to walk down the ramp, slowly looking out at the fans, before posing, standing at attention and lifting his arms in the air. Pyros explode in the background on cue as he does so. Aloni then continues down to the ring. As he reaches it, he climbs the steps and walks along the apron. He grabs the top rope, and drops his feet off the apron, but holds on to the rope and skins the cat over the top rope into the ring. Aloni spins round before climbing each turnbuckle to taunt to the crowd, and after he has done so. He leans to one side in a taunt, flexing his muscles. He then stands tall over the middle of the ring, where he receives a mic and holds it up to his lips*
~:~Aloni~:~
A noisy bunch tonight, huh?
*Aloni smiles, as he receives a cheap pop in response to his interaction with the crowd. In amongst the cheers however, are a few solitary boos from fans who are obviously still unsatisfied with Aloni's explanation of recent events*
~:~Aloni~:~
If only Eva was feeling the same way. She is the very woman, who ensured that I would not be in her life, instead putting herself in between "The Architect" and the United States Champion. Eva is the one, who brought this match upon herself …yet she's the one acting as if she isn't interested. You know, I was reading the UXWA's Xtreme Top Ten this morning …and you know what it said under my name? It said that, perhaps Aloni has bitten off more than he can chew?
*Aloni sighs and shakes his head, as some of the crowd begin to boo this statement*
~:~Aloni~:~
It just seems typical of the kind of opinions that people have, not allowing any common sense to come in to their thinking. I can accept being the underdog, I can accept that Eva is twice as ugly as “Chesty the Bulldog” and that she could crush me like a grape …but everybody seems to be overlooking every other detail. I've still not even considered what type of match this is going be, and do you honestly think I'm going to pick a match …that is going to give her any advantage? But no, I've bitten off more than I can chew. Eva is sitting around in her office, having conversations with The Hand of Gawd …and putting out promos, hardly even worth the air time on Xtreme TV. Eva isn't training for the match. This stuck up Bytch is sitting behind a desk and claiming that she's just going to beat Sgt. Aloni …The Rock Hard Samoan, and that she's going to do it all without breaking a sweat. In contrast, I'm the one who's busting his balls training every single day …until the point, that I'm coughing up blood. I'm the one who's giving the fans a reason to tune in to Xtreme TV. But do people take a step back, and consider any of this?
*With a sarcastic scared voice*
~:~Aloni~:~
Oh, no, because I've bitten off more than I can chew.
*Aloni mouths "pfff" as his smile turns to a look of a annoyance*
~:~Aloni~:~
Sometimes, I feel like Scotty Paine. Sometimes, I feel like I have to come out here and tell everybody how much I've accomplished …Over, and Over Again. But then I think, what's the point? It's not that people don't already know, the endless list of Legends that I've defeated. It's just that, I'm not a member of the UXWA “Get Your Dick Licked Club.” People find it convenient to look past me simply, because if you suck …I'll tell you that you suck. People like Scotty, Syko, Draven, Genocide, and Chris Matthews however …those guys could cut promos about how fast their bowels react to eating food and everyone would still kiss their asses, and call it the best thing since sliced bread. I'm the first person to acknowledge, if someone has done something deserving of recognition, which at different points all of those guys have been. But when I say that a member of the UXWA “Get Your Dick Licked Club” isn't as good as everyone says they are …people look at me in the street with disgust. The dick licking needs to stop, I've been calling out people all week and none of them have had the balls to respond to me. But you don't see anyone kissing my ass for it. No, they'd rather kiss Eva's …because even though she hasn't done jack shyte recently, but lose. The Owners gets a free pass to the UXWA “Get Your Dick Licked Club!
*Aloni scowls, as he continues on*
~:~Aloni~:~
Which reminds me of someone else, who hasn't done jack shyte recently, but gets his ass kissed.....our very own World Heavyweight Champion, Scotty Paine.
*The crowd boo the name, but Aloni continues talking*
~:~Aloni~:~
At least Eva has realized, that what I've been saying the whole time is true. In my day, Chris Matthews and Syko would have been a good United States Title match …to build up to the real Main Events. Now I know that, Jake Orton’s Northern America Title reign propelled him in to the TNA “Kiss Her Ass Club, but let's be serious …Orton isn't and has never been anything great. You see Orton, I heard you saying that it wouldn't be worth your time …to come back and fight the likes of Everett Aloni, because you've already beaten everyone. So when, exactly …did you beat me, Jake? You sure must have given me a ever lasting knock to the head, because I don't remember us ever facing off …and I'll tell you exactly why. You were in the UXWA long before I ever showed up Vyper, but by the time that I had won my first Heavyweight Title and been involved in a real Xtreme Wrestling Promotion. You were still plodding around, making the most of Under Card Title victories. Only once I, along with a few others …decided to leave, did you break in to that gap and become one of the “big boys“. The only problem is, that your fame came in amongst the era of paper Champions, where quite frankly …there was no competition to expose you. Compare your Title reign to one of Genocide's and you'd be laughed at. That's just a fact, Jake! I challenged you to a match any day of the week …if you wanted to prove that you were better than me, and we could have done it without the belt on the line. But were you man enough to accept? No, so unless you get that ponytail from out your ass and start doing something …just keep those belts nice and shiny for your trophy shelf. Once I earn my shot, at X-Mass Destruction …I'm going to expose Scotty, as thee most average UXWA “Get Your Dick Licked” Club Member …that there has ever been!
*The crowd pop at this statement of intent from Aloni*
~:~Aloni~:~
Now, I couldn't be finished out here …without mentioning my old friend, and Sister In Arms - Eva Del La Cruz. Eva’s a great example of a very good performer, no doubt. But one, who is treated like Goddess. The thing with Eva is, that she knows when people are kissing her ass …and boy, does she milk it until the cows come home. Earlier today. I heard her say that, there's nobody out there who is better than her …citing her victories over Vixens like Jennifer Enigma, The Holt Girls, and CC as proof of the fact. Given her high position in the UXWA “Get Your Dick Licked” Club, it's very easy to listen to her speak in such a manner …and instantly believe that she really is the best wrestler in the world today. What Eva completely ignored though, is that there is one other wrestler out there …who claims that very same fact - Me! The reason that Eva chose to over look that though, is because she has never even faced me. Where as, I've already proven to be better than her, more times than you can shake a stick at!
*Aloni pauses, as he pats his United States Championship, and hoist his half of the Tag-Team Championships onto his shoulder*
~:~Aloni~:~
The problem is, that it doesn't matter to most people. Most people don't care that, at this present moment …I'm more talented than any of the UXWA “Get Your Dick Licked” entourage. If you want to keep on kissing ass? That's fine, but when I'm World Heavyweight Champion again? There will be no denying the fact, that I'm of the greatest performers in the history of this industry. And if anyone in the back, anyone whose name I've mentioned over the last few weeks, or so …or anyone else planning on stopping me becoming the next World Champion, has anything they want to say to me ...come on down, I'm not going anywhere - any time soon!
*Aloni lowers his mic as …nothing happens. Yeah, you'd think that he'd have angered at least one person enough to come out, but obviously not. So he lifts the mic back up to his lips*
~:~Aloni~:~
What more do I have to say? If it wasn't obvious, that everything I was saying was true …that Scotty is scared to confront me, and that nobody has the balls to go one-on-one with me. Then look around and see the men who do. It's going to be a long and enjoyable UXWA World Title reign if this is all the competition …I'm going to have. Just remember next week, when people are thinking about ..who the best in the industry is today? That I'm the one, nobody in the back has even considered to argue against.
*Aloni drops the mic in disgust at the UXWA roster, as the scene fades away*
~:~Part Two~:~
*The scene opens up in the cafeteria area, where Aloni is enjoying a tuna pasta lunch with a glass of beer on the table beside his plate. As he dives in to his meal, without warning. “White Trash” Johnny Walker suddenly approaches the table, and sits across from Aloni. The Rock Hard Samoan looks up, and raises an eyebrow*
~:~Aloni~:~
Um, Yeah?
-:-Johnny-:-
Well, that wasn't very sociable. It's ok though, you're thinking to yourself …“Why is this man sitting across from me?” And more importantly, you're thinking …“And how the hell, can I feel his penis from over here?”
~:~Aloni~:~
What the F*ck, did you just say to me?!?
-:-Johnny-:-
But don't worry Everett, because I have answers to both those questions. The reason, you can feel my penis is …because it is extremely large. No surgery either. And before you ask, no it's not hard.
*Aloni's mouth lays ajar, in shock at this point with the expression "What The F*ck" written across his face*
-:-Johnny-:-
As for why I'm here, it's because I admire you Everett. You are a great performer, a great athlete, and I saw how no wrestler in the back was brave enough to stand face to face with you. However, if there was ever a wrestler crazy enough to talk to you …man to man, then it's me. Look!
*Johnny throws his face into his plate, and begins rubbing his face into the pasta, while Aloni is still in shock. Johnny then stands up, jumps up in the air and elbow drops the edge of the table, shouting in pain as he lands on the ground*
-:-Johnny-:-
Jesus Lord, my elbow!! That was so F*ckin‘ ...eh, I mean ...oh damn, that was so fun! I'm soooo hardcore!
*Johnny gets back on to the seat across from Aloni, while holding his elbow*
-:-Johnny-:-
So now that you have seen just how crazy I am …pretty damn crazy, I'm sure you'll agree. I think, you can understand that I am brave enough not only to sit across from you …
*Aloni, whose facial expression has not changed during these events at all, shakes himself out of shock and speaks*
~:~Aloni~:~
You mean, there's more?
-:-Johnny-:-
I'm glad you asked ...kind of. Because at least asking make it seem like you're interested, although I kind of didn't care …because I was going to explain anyway, BEFORE YOU SO RUDELY INTERRUPTED ME. Anyway, what I have in mind is an idea that will change the way people look at Everett “Rock Hard” Aloni …
~:~Aloni~:~
3D glasses, when watching Xtreme TV?
-:-Johnny-:-
No damnit, now stop interrupting me! Although, it is a good idea.
*Johnny pulls a pen from his pants, and scribbles the idea on to a napkin*
-:-Johnny-:-
But no. My idea is a documentary. Yes, that's right. A documentary about Everett Aloni's long, hard struggle to get back to the World Heavyweight Championship Title …while with a little bit of Johnny Walker's long, hard cock involved. Does that sound wrong, at all?
~:~Aloni~:~
I don't know, what in Giah’s Name, you're doing here …but I'm not doing a documentary. Especially with you “Junk” in it!
-:-Johnny-:-
Funny you should say that, because I don't actually want to do a documentary.
*Both stand there looking at each other blankly. Aloni was annoyed, while Johnny seemed to be getting excited over the idea*
-:-Johnny-:-
‘Cause I was actually just using that as ...you know?
*Johnny puts his head down, as if he is embarrassed at what he is about to say*
-:-Johnny-:-
A ploy for us to just hang out. Think about it, bro. The UXWA's best superstar, the man who people are afraid to step in to the ring with …because of his talent. And the UXWA's best loser, the who man people are afraid to talk to ..because he's so damn HARDCORE!
*Aloni rolls his eyes, before speaking again*
~:~Aloni~:~
So basically, you want to tag along with me …because you have no friends?
-:-Johnny-:-
Um, well …Yeah.
*Johnny gives Aloni the puppy dog eyes, and pouting lips look*
~:~Aloni~:~
Hades No, you bum Redneck!
*Aloni gets up, and beings to walk away*
-:-Johnny-:-
WHAT?!? YOU CAN'T SAY NO!! ALONI?!? EVERETT!!
*Johnny runs down the hall after Aloni, jumping head first in to the concrete walls on either side of the hall, as he does so. Scene fades out*
*As we fade back in, Aloni is entering his sleek Onyx Black Hummer. But just as he closes his door, and starts up the engine. The passenger door opens*
~:~Aloni~:~
Who The F*ck?!?
-:-Johnny-:-
Surprise!!
~:~Aloni~:~
You've got to be kidding me?
-:-Johnny-:-
No, no doc …its really me and I'm not going to waste my time talking properly either, since using better grammar than hardcore Scotty’s Psycho Rants didn’t impress you.
~:~Aloni~:~
Look, I'm really busy. I've got to get some rest, and I've got a big Vengeance Match to prepare for. What do you want, anyways?
*Johnny begins to count on his fingers, as he thinks*
-:-Johnny-:-
hmmm, well let me see? How about One Hundred Gazillion Dollars, a Holiday somewhere in Eastern Europe in the winter. I hear the temperature down there, is HARDCORE!! ...And hmm, what else? Maybe a ride home, buddy?
~:~Aloni~:~
Look, I'm not your Hades’ Damnation chauffeur!
-:-Johnny-:-
Didn’t your Mommy, ever tell you not to be such a DISRESPECTFUL LITTLE SHYTE?!? If you want to be a loner, like Scotty Paine …then that’s fine by me. But try explaining to the police, why you murdered me using your car door.
~:~Aloni~:~
First and far most? If you ever quote my Momma again, I’m going to rip your head off your shoulders and Shyte down your bleeding neck. Secondly, what are you talking about now?
*Johnny bends down and sticks his head into the passenger side of the car, before proceeding to shut the door, rapidly hammering it off his own head*
~:~Aloni~:~
What the Hades, are you doing?!?
-:-Johnny-:-
GIVE ME A RIDE, OR I DIE RIGHT HERE …RIGHT NOW!!
*Aloni sighs and shakes his head, before speaking again*
~:~Aloni~
Get in the Hades’ Damnation car then, but I can promise you …that you'll not be getting a ride from me, Ever Again!
*Johnny immediately stops slamming the door off of his own head, and gets in the passenger seat*
-:-Johnny-:-
You know, you could have at least kept saying “No” …until I was close to the point of death. That way, I would have looked like one crazy Mother-F*cker. Except, without the connotations of banging my own Mom …obviously!
*Aloni just shakes his head, and begins driving*
-:-Johnny-:-
You do know, that our manager Uncle Elmer Dudd …is my Father, right?
~:~Aloni~:~
Um, Yeah …
-:-Johnny-:-
And that Brandon is my Brother, One Removed?
~:~Aloni~:~
I do. And, your point?
*At this point, Aloni wasn’t sure if he should be confused or afraid*
-:-Johnny-:-
Well phew, that’s enough about me for one day. I'm beat from having to answer all those tough questions. So, tell me a little about yourself ...do you still jerk off?
~:~Aloni~:~
Of course, I still ...look, I'm not going to talk to another guy, about whether or not I jerk off!
-:-Johnny-:-
Why not? Are you insecure, about your sexuality? Are you a closet homo? Or are you more of a faggot, like my own Father-Uncle and that’s why six people voted No?
*Aloni’s face becomes red with anger, as he dart dagger eyes at Johnny*
~:~Aloni~:~
You have no idea, how close I am to throwing you out that window.
-:-Johnny-:-
Hey, hey, stop being so Goddamn homophobic! It’s my Father-Uncle, who's gay. Not me, I just want to bang my own sister.
*Aloni shoots Johnny a disgusted stare, and in doing so. Almost crashes in to a car coming the other way, but he has to swerve at the last second*
~:~Aloni~:~
Look at what you almost caused! We could both have been dead!
-:-Johnny-:-
Oh yeah, like you didn’t ruin that gimmick enough the first time.
*Johnny twiddles his thumbs, as he looks over at Aloni*
-:-Johnny-:-
You know, this isn’t as much fun …as I hoped it would be. You really should have crashed the car, that would have really got me over with the crowd. Like in the federation, when you finish the match with your big move …and your ratings go up by like 10 points, or when you climax. You know, that gives me an idea.
*Before Aloni can even say anything, Johnny dives head first in to the windscreen, smashing through the glass and rolling off the car bonnet on to the ground, as he grabs his junk*
~:~Aloni~:~
Eva, if you’re The Self-Proclaimed Princess of the UXWA “Get Your Dick Licked” Club? Then, that was surly your Crowned Prince!! You Want Some?!? Oohrah, Come get Some!!
*The scene fades to black, as Aloni drives off leaving Johnny Walker by the road side*
~:~About the Handler~:~
PROPERTY OF GROUND ZERO WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
~Your Name~
Matt
~Years or Months E-fedding~
16.5yrs
~Contact Details~
N/A
PROPERTY OF GZWA
~:~Everett “Rock Hard“ Aloni~:~
~Ring Name~
Everett “Rock Hard” Aloni
~Nickname~
“The Rock Hard Samoan”
~Real Name~
Everett Leati Anoa‘i
~Height~
6’,5”
~Weight~
275lbs
~Birthday~
May 25th, 1987 {27yrs Old}
~Hometown~
Kaneohe Bay, Hawaii via The Samoan Islands
~Disposition~
Poppy Heel
~Gimmick~
Military, THE SHEILD, and Protection Agency
~Ring Attire~
TBA
~Catchphrases~
“You Want Some? Oohrah, Come Get Some!“ or “Semper Fi, Do or Die Marine!“
~Entrance Theme~
“The Warrior‘s Song {Hardcore} by Wounded Warrior Prject
*The Warrior Project's “Warrior’s Song{Hard Core}” blast of out the PA System, as Everett comes rushing out onto the stage. He makes his way to the middle of the ramp, and throws his fists into the air. Then he stalks his way down to ringside, where he hops up onto the apron. He looks side to side with his cold eyes, and then climbs into the ring. He dashes around the squared circle, then comes to rest in the far corner*
~Wrestling Style~
Power House/Brawler
~Preferred Weapons~
A Marine‘s Trusty K-Bar Combat Knife
~Moveset~
- Move 1: Jumping Samoan Drop
- Move 2: Snap Drop Kick
- Move 3: Running Bulldog
- Move 4: European Uppercut
- Move 5: Leaping Clothesline
- Move 6: Axe Kick to The Head
- Move 7: Double Arm Chickenwing Lift
- Move 8: Rings of Saturn
- Move 9: Code Red Armbar
- Move 10: Step-Over Texas Cloverleaf
- Move 11: Power Slam
- Move 12: Military Press Slam
- Move 13: Clothesline Reverse Bulldog
- Move 14: Whipping Hair Drag
- Move 15: Mud Hole Stomping
~Signature Moves~
- Stone Pile: Bull Dozer
- Momin’ Aye Fa‘Anna: High Angel Spine Buster
~Finishers~
- The Rock Hard: Superman Punch
- Ti’Ele Tau: Big Spear
~Similar Wrestlers~
Roman Reigns
~Backstory/Career History~
Aloni is a former Captain in the United States Marines, once stationed at Kaneoche Bay, Hawaii. He grew up on the Island of Samoa, and idolized such wrestlers as Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka, and The Head Shrinkers. But he went on to play High School Football, and after a failed attempted at the Collage Ranks. He joined the Marines. After five years, and being stationed all over the world. He came home and fallowed his childhood dream of becoming a Professional Wrestler!
~Win/Loss Record~
Career Record: 19w - 1l - 1d
GZWA Record: N/A
~Titles Holding or Held in Career~
Rookie Year: Dec. ‘13
Last AHW World Heavyweight Championship
Last XWA Tag-Team Champion {W/ Chris Matthews}
Current UXWA Tag-Team Champion {W/ Chris Matthews}
Current UXWA United States Champion
Current ECW: Reboot World Heavyweight Champion
~Photo Gallery~
Oohrah, Come Get Some!
Semper Fi, Do Or Die Marine!!
~Sample Roleplay~
~:~Aloni’s Voice~:~
“This is what I've been working towards? If ever an example was needed of the message, which I've been trying to get across …just look at the UXWA.com/ Xtreme Top Ten poll this week. Despite calling out my so called ‘competition’ numerous times since returning, despite making The Dark Army look so insignificant …that they couldn't bare to make a proper return, despite cutting promos against everyone …because nobody wants to go face to face with me ...I move so far down, I’m not even listed. While Scotty and Syko occupy the top two spots. Now Scotty is someone, who has busted his ass for this company and I would never take anything away from him. But what impact has he made in the last couple weeks? I left Golliath in la-la land, in the middle of his own ring. But the revealing of over-gimmicky Title rules apparently matter more to people. And Syko, a guy who in the past week traded in his legacy for money, is sitting pretty at #2. Why are we rewarding that attitude? Does nobody care about the morals of this company? Does nobody seek to reward real graft and talent? It looks like one of the biggest problems in this company today, is the endless @$$ Kissing. Everyone just loves Scotty, and Syko is looked up to even by those who …used to love booing him week in and week out. If you didn't know, what I meant …when I said that people were resting back on reputations built on popularity rather than ability? You do now!!"
*As the fans wait in anticipation, "Warrior Song {Hardcore}” by Wounded Warrior Project hits over the PA and the crowd rise to their feet, awaiting the arrival of The Rock Hard Samoan. The lights then turn to darkness, and soon two bright blue strobe lighting bolts shine on the top of the ramp. They cross over in a huge "X" shape, like the ever famous UXWA logo, and as Aloni walks out and stands under the "X", the lights turn back on. A spotlight shines on "The Iron Fist" logo, as he jogs on the spot, as "Warrior Song" enters the chorus*
"I am a Marine on the beach, I'm a killin’ machine, with a need to bleed you …when the light goes green! Best believe, I’m in a zone to be, from my Yin to my Yang to my Yang Tze. Put a grin on my chin, come to me, ‘cuz I’ll win, I’m one-of-a-kind and I’ll bring death to the place you’re about to be. Another river of blood runnin’ under my feet. Forged in a fire lit long ago, stand next to me, you’ll never stand alone. I’m last to leave, but the first to go, Hard Corps is the only way I know. I feed on the fear of the devil inside of the enemy faces in my sights. Aim with the hand, shoot with the mind, kill with a heart like arctic ice!
I am a Devil-Dog I’m marching on, I am a Warrior and this is My Song!!”
*Aloni then begins to walk down the ramp, slowly looking out at the fans, before posing, standing at attention and lifting his arms in the air. Pyros explode in the background on cue as he does so. Aloni then continues down to the ring. As he reaches it, he climbs the steps and walks along the apron. He grabs the top rope, and drops his feet off the apron, but holds on to the rope and skins the cat over the top rope into the ring. Aloni spins round before climbing each turnbuckle to taunt to the crowd, and after he has done so. He leans to one side in a taunt, flexing his muscles. He then stands tall over the middle of the ring, where he receives a mic and holds it up to his lips*
~:~Aloni~:~
A noisy bunch tonight, huh?
*Aloni smiles, as he receives a cheap pop in response to his interaction with the crowd. In amongst the cheers however, are a few solitary boos from fans who are obviously still unsatisfied with Aloni's explanation of recent events*
~:~Aloni~:~
If only Eva was feeling the same way. She is the very woman, who ensured that I would not be in her life, instead putting herself in between "The Architect" and the United States Champion. Eva is the one, who brought this match upon herself …yet she's the one acting as if she isn't interested. You know, I was reading the UXWA's Xtreme Top Ten this morning …and you know what it said under my name? It said that, perhaps Aloni has bitten off more than he can chew?
*Aloni sighs and shakes his head, as some of the crowd begin to boo this statement*
~:~Aloni~:~
It just seems typical of the kind of opinions that people have, not allowing any common sense to come in to their thinking. I can accept being the underdog, I can accept that Eva is twice as ugly as “Chesty the Bulldog” and that she could crush me like a grape …but everybody seems to be overlooking every other detail. I've still not even considered what type of match this is going be, and do you honestly think I'm going to pick a match …that is going to give her any advantage? But no, I've bitten off more than I can chew. Eva is sitting around in her office, having conversations with The Hand of Gawd …and putting out promos, hardly even worth the air time on Xtreme TV. Eva isn't training for the match. This stuck up Bytch is sitting behind a desk and claiming that she's just going to beat Sgt. Aloni …The Rock Hard Samoan, and that she's going to do it all without breaking a sweat. In contrast, I'm the one who's busting his balls training every single day …until the point, that I'm coughing up blood. I'm the one who's giving the fans a reason to tune in to Xtreme TV. But do people take a step back, and consider any of this?
*With a sarcastic scared voice*
~:~Aloni~:~
Oh, no, because I've bitten off more than I can chew.
*Aloni mouths "pfff" as his smile turns to a look of a annoyance*
~:~Aloni~:~
Sometimes, I feel like Scotty Paine. Sometimes, I feel like I have to come out here and tell everybody how much I've accomplished …Over, and Over Again. But then I think, what's the point? It's not that people don't already know, the endless list of Legends that I've defeated. It's just that, I'm not a member of the UXWA “Get Your Dick Licked Club.” People find it convenient to look past me simply, because if you suck …I'll tell you that you suck. People like Scotty, Syko, Draven, Genocide, and Chris Matthews however …those guys could cut promos about how fast their bowels react to eating food and everyone would still kiss their asses, and call it the best thing since sliced bread. I'm the first person to acknowledge, if someone has done something deserving of recognition, which at different points all of those guys have been. But when I say that a member of the UXWA “Get Your Dick Licked Club” isn't as good as everyone says they are …people look at me in the street with disgust. The dick licking needs to stop, I've been calling out people all week and none of them have had the balls to respond to me. But you don't see anyone kissing my ass for it. No, they'd rather kiss Eva's …because even though she hasn't done jack shyte recently, but lose. The Owners gets a free pass to the UXWA “Get Your Dick Licked Club!
*Aloni scowls, as he continues on*
~:~Aloni~:~
Which reminds me of someone else, who hasn't done jack shyte recently, but gets his ass kissed.....our very own World Heavyweight Champion, Scotty Paine.
*The crowd boo the name, but Aloni continues talking*
~:~Aloni~:~
At least Eva has realized, that what I've been saying the whole time is true. In my day, Chris Matthews and Syko would have been a good United States Title match …to build up to the real Main Events. Now I know that, Jake Orton’s Northern America Title reign propelled him in to the TNA “Kiss Her Ass Club, but let's be serious …Orton isn't and has never been anything great. You see Orton, I heard you saying that it wouldn't be worth your time …to come back and fight the likes of Everett Aloni, because you've already beaten everyone. So when, exactly …did you beat me, Jake? You sure must have given me a ever lasting knock to the head, because I don't remember us ever facing off …and I'll tell you exactly why. You were in the UXWA long before I ever showed up Vyper, but by the time that I had won my first Heavyweight Title and been involved in a real Xtreme Wrestling Promotion. You were still plodding around, making the most of Under Card Title victories. Only once I, along with a few others …decided to leave, did you break in to that gap and become one of the “big boys“. The only problem is, that your fame came in amongst the era of paper Champions, where quite frankly …there was no competition to expose you. Compare your Title reign to one of Genocide's and you'd be laughed at. That's just a fact, Jake! I challenged you to a match any day of the week …if you wanted to prove that you were better than me, and we could have done it without the belt on the line. But were you man enough to accept? No, so unless you get that ponytail from out your ass and start doing something …just keep those belts nice and shiny for your trophy shelf. Once I earn my shot, at X-Mass Destruction …I'm going to expose Scotty, as thee most average UXWA “Get Your Dick Licked” Club Member …that there has ever been!
*The crowd pop at this statement of intent from Aloni*
~:~Aloni~:~
Now, I couldn't be finished out here …without mentioning my old friend, and Sister In Arms - Eva Del La Cruz. Eva’s a great example of a very good performer, no doubt. But one, who is treated like Goddess. The thing with Eva is, that she knows when people are kissing her ass …and boy, does she milk it until the cows come home. Earlier today. I heard her say that, there's nobody out there who is better than her …citing her victories over Vixens like Jennifer Enigma, The Holt Girls, and CC as proof of the fact. Given her high position in the UXWA “Get Your Dick Licked” Club, it's very easy to listen to her speak in such a manner …and instantly believe that she really is the best wrestler in the world today. What Eva completely ignored though, is that there is one other wrestler out there …who claims that very same fact - Me! The reason that Eva chose to over look that though, is because she has never even faced me. Where as, I've already proven to be better than her, more times than you can shake a stick at!
*Aloni pauses, as he pats his United States Championship, and hoist his half of the Tag-Team Championships onto his shoulder*
~:~Aloni~:~
The problem is, that it doesn't matter to most people. Most people don't care that, at this present moment …I'm more talented than any of the UXWA “Get Your Dick Licked” entourage. If you want to keep on kissing ass? That's fine, but when I'm World Heavyweight Champion again? There will be no denying the fact, that I'm of the greatest performers in the history of this industry. And if anyone in the back, anyone whose name I've mentioned over the last few weeks, or so …or anyone else planning on stopping me becoming the next World Champion, has anything they want to say to me ...come on down, I'm not going anywhere - any time soon!
*Aloni lowers his mic as …nothing happens. Yeah, you'd think that he'd have angered at least one person enough to come out, but obviously not. So he lifts the mic back up to his lips*
~:~Aloni~:~
What more do I have to say? If it wasn't obvious, that everything I was saying was true …that Scotty is scared to confront me, and that nobody has the balls to go one-on-one with me. Then look around and see the men who do. It's going to be a long and enjoyable UXWA World Title reign if this is all the competition …I'm going to have. Just remember next week, when people are thinking about ..who the best in the industry is today? That I'm the one, nobody in the back has even considered to argue against.
*Aloni drops the mic in disgust at the UXWA roster, as the scene fades away*
~:~Part Two~:~
*The scene opens up in the cafeteria area, where Aloni is enjoying a tuna pasta lunch with a glass of beer on the table beside his plate. As he dives in to his meal, without warning. “White Trash” Johnny Walker suddenly approaches the table, and sits across from Aloni. The Rock Hard Samoan looks up, and raises an eyebrow*
~:~Aloni~:~
Um, Yeah?
-:-Johnny-:-
Well, that wasn't very sociable. It's ok though, you're thinking to yourself …“Why is this man sitting across from me?” And more importantly, you're thinking …“And how the hell, can I feel his penis from over here?”
~:~Aloni~:~
What the F*ck, did you just say to me?!?
-:-Johnny-:-
But don't worry Everett, because I have answers to both those questions. The reason, you can feel my penis is …because it is extremely large. No surgery either. And before you ask, no it's not hard.
*Aloni's mouth lays ajar, in shock at this point with the expression "What The F*ck" written across his face*
-:-Johnny-:-
As for why I'm here, it's because I admire you Everett. You are a great performer, a great athlete, and I saw how no wrestler in the back was brave enough to stand face to face with you. However, if there was ever a wrestler crazy enough to talk to you …man to man, then it's me. Look!
*Johnny throws his face into his plate, and begins rubbing his face into the pasta, while Aloni is still in shock. Johnny then stands up, jumps up in the air and elbow drops the edge of the table, shouting in pain as he lands on the ground*
-:-Johnny-:-
Jesus Lord, my elbow!! That was so F*ckin‘ ...eh, I mean ...oh damn, that was so fun! I'm soooo hardcore!
*Johnny gets back on to the seat across from Aloni, while holding his elbow*
-:-Johnny-:-
So now that you have seen just how crazy I am …pretty damn crazy, I'm sure you'll agree. I think, you can understand that I am brave enough not only to sit across from you …
*Aloni, whose facial expression has not changed during these events at all, shakes himself out of shock and speaks*
~:~Aloni~:~
You mean, there's more?
-:-Johnny-:-
I'm glad you asked ...kind of. Because at least asking make it seem like you're interested, although I kind of didn't care …because I was going to explain anyway, BEFORE YOU SO RUDELY INTERRUPTED ME. Anyway, what I have in mind is an idea that will change the way people look at Everett “Rock Hard” Aloni …
~:~Aloni~:~
3D glasses, when watching Xtreme TV?
-:-Johnny-:-
No damnit, now stop interrupting me! Although, it is a good idea.
*Johnny pulls a pen from his pants, and scribbles the idea on to a napkin*
-:-Johnny-:-
But no. My idea is a documentary. Yes, that's right. A documentary about Everett Aloni's long, hard struggle to get back to the World Heavyweight Championship Title …while with a little bit of Johnny Walker's long, hard cock involved. Does that sound wrong, at all?
~:~Aloni~:~
I don't know, what in Giah’s Name, you're doing here …but I'm not doing a documentary. Especially with you “Junk” in it!
-:-Johnny-:-
Funny you should say that, because I don't actually want to do a documentary.
*Both stand there looking at each other blankly. Aloni was annoyed, while Johnny seemed to be getting excited over the idea*
-:-Johnny-:-
‘Cause I was actually just using that as ...you know?
*Johnny puts his head down, as if he is embarrassed at what he is about to say*
-:-Johnny-:-
A ploy for us to just hang out. Think about it, bro. The UXWA's best superstar, the man who people are afraid to step in to the ring with …because of his talent. And the UXWA's best loser, the who man people are afraid to talk to ..because he's so damn HARDCORE!
*Aloni rolls his eyes, before speaking again*
~:~Aloni~:~
So basically, you want to tag along with me …because you have no friends?
-:-Johnny-:-
Um, well …Yeah.
*Johnny gives Aloni the puppy dog eyes, and pouting lips look*
~:~Aloni~:~
Hades No, you bum Redneck!
*Aloni gets up, and beings to walk away*
-:-Johnny-:-
WHAT?!? YOU CAN'T SAY NO!! ALONI?!? EVERETT!!
*Johnny runs down the hall after Aloni, jumping head first in to the concrete walls on either side of the hall, as he does so. Scene fades out*
*As we fade back in, Aloni is entering his sleek Onyx Black Hummer. But just as he closes his door, and starts up the engine. The passenger door opens*
~:~Aloni~:~
Who The F*ck?!?
-:-Johnny-:-
Surprise!!
~:~Aloni~:~
You've got to be kidding me?
-:-Johnny-:-
No, no doc …its really me and I'm not going to waste my time talking properly either, since using better grammar than hardcore Scotty’s Psycho Rants didn’t impress you.
~:~Aloni~:~
Look, I'm really busy. I've got to get some rest, and I've got a big Vengeance Match to prepare for. What do you want, anyways?
*Johnny begins to count on his fingers, as he thinks*
-:-Johnny-:-
hmmm, well let me see? How about One Hundred Gazillion Dollars, a Holiday somewhere in Eastern Europe in the winter. I hear the temperature down there, is HARDCORE!! ...And hmm, what else? Maybe a ride home, buddy?
~:~Aloni~:~
Look, I'm not your Hades’ Damnation chauffeur!
-:-Johnny-:-
Didn’t your Mommy, ever tell you not to be such a DISRESPECTFUL LITTLE SHYTE?!? If you want to be a loner, like Scotty Paine …then that’s fine by me. But try explaining to the police, why you murdered me using your car door.
~:~Aloni~:~
First and far most? If you ever quote my Momma again, I’m going to rip your head off your shoulders and Shyte down your bleeding neck. Secondly, what are you talking about now?
*Johnny bends down and sticks his head into the passenger side of the car, before proceeding to shut the door, rapidly hammering it off his own head*
~:~Aloni~:~
What the Hades, are you doing?!?
-:-Johnny-:-
GIVE ME A RIDE, OR I DIE RIGHT HERE …RIGHT NOW!!
*Aloni sighs and shakes his head, before speaking again*
~:~Aloni~
Get in the Hades’ Damnation car then, but I can promise you …that you'll not be getting a ride from me, Ever Again!
*Johnny immediately stops slamming the door off of his own head, and gets in the passenger seat*
-:-Johnny-:-
You know, you could have at least kept saying “No” …until I was close to the point of death. That way, I would have looked like one crazy Mother-F*cker. Except, without the connotations of banging my own Mom …obviously!
*Aloni just shakes his head, and begins driving*
-:-Johnny-:-
You do know, that our manager Uncle Elmer Dudd …is my Father, right?
~:~Aloni~:~
Um, Yeah …
-:-Johnny-:-
And that Brandon is my Brother, One Removed?
~:~Aloni~:~
I do. And, your point?
*At this point, Aloni wasn’t sure if he should be confused or afraid*
-:-Johnny-:-
Well phew, that’s enough about me for one day. I'm beat from having to answer all those tough questions. So, tell me a little about yourself ...do you still jerk off?
~:~Aloni~:~
Of course, I still ...look, I'm not going to talk to another guy, about whether or not I jerk off!
-:-Johnny-:-
Why not? Are you insecure, about your sexuality? Are you a closet homo? Or are you more of a faggot, like my own Father-Uncle and that’s why six people voted No?
*Aloni’s face becomes red with anger, as he dart dagger eyes at Johnny*
~:~Aloni~:~
You have no idea, how close I am to throwing you out that window.
-:-Johnny-:-
Hey, hey, stop being so Goddamn homophobic! It’s my Father-Uncle, who's gay. Not me, I just want to bang my own sister.
*Aloni shoots Johnny a disgusted stare, and in doing so. Almost crashes in to a car coming the other way, but he has to swerve at the last second*
~:~Aloni~:~
Look at what you almost caused! We could both have been dead!
-:-Johnny-:-
Oh yeah, like you didn’t ruin that gimmick enough the first time.
*Johnny twiddles his thumbs, as he looks over at Aloni*
-:-Johnny-:-
You know, this isn’t as much fun …as I hoped it would be. You really should have crashed the car, that would have really got me over with the crowd. Like in the federation, when you finish the match with your big move …and your ratings go up by like 10 points, or when you climax. You know, that gives me an idea.
*Before Aloni can even say anything, Johnny dives head first in to the windscreen, smashing through the glass and rolling off the car bonnet on to the ground, as he grabs his junk*
~:~Aloni~:~
Eva, if you’re The Self-Proclaimed Princess of the UXWA “Get Your Dick Licked” Club? Then, that was surly your Crowned Prince!! You Want Some?!? Oohrah, Come get Some!!
*The scene fades to black, as Aloni drives off leaving Johnny Walker by the road side*
~:~About the Handler~:~
PROPERTY OF GROUND ZERO WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
~Your Name~
Matt
~Years or Months E-fedding~
16.5yrs
~Contact Details~
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