Post by Xion Zeros on Oct 16, 2014 20:32:32 GMT -5
Official GZWA Primetime Theme: I Want It All / We Will Rock You [Mash-Up] - Queen (feat. Armageddon)
Recorded Date: October 3, 2014
Air Date: October 16, 2014
Tonight’s episode of Primetime opens with the GZWA Chairman standing in the ring, surrounded by The Enforcers (G-Money Briggs & Dequan Wallace), “The Hardcore Monster” Carnage, and Veda Scott.
GZWA Chairman | Xion Zeros: “On the last episode of Primetime, you all witnessed an artistic masterpiece in violence as The Enforcers sent made the so-called Dark Savior commit suicide literally as he crashed and burned through that flaming table. With that win, both CM Punk and Suicide were unanimously removed from the Tag Team Tournament after foolishly putting their spots on the line. After all of that, you would think it was over, but no, Punk picked a fight with my Enforcers post-match and Carnage here came to his aid. Once again, I was one step ahead of CM Punk and played my ace in the hole. The final piece of the puzzle came into the picture and brought this all together as the combined might of the Enforcers and Carnage laid waste to the Best in the World. This wouldn’t have been possible without the mutual business partnership between myself and Veda Scott.”
Veda Scott steps forward with a microphone in hand as she rubs her bandaged head before taking a bow in front of the booing crowd.
Veda Scott: “I will admit that I had to set this into motion sooner than I would have liked, but one of my other active business contracts required me to get involved last week, despite what condition I was in - no thanks to your ‘former’ employees...
When I see something I go out there and take it and when I got to GZWA, I saw opportunity. I watched multiple women in this industry watch opportunity pass them by time after time, yet whine and complain that nothing ever goes their way. Opportunity is there, ladies, you just have to reach out and take it. Unlike the bulk of the GZWA Vixens, I don’t harbor any ill-will against the Daughters of Darkness for what they did to me. They saw an opportunity to make a name for themselves and they took it. Sadly, they lacked the conviction and finesse to make an impact, like I did.
I sought out Mr. Zeros after seeing his Enforcers lay waste to the opposition, time and time again, but somehow they would find themselves coming up short on their goals more often than not. That brings me to another wayward talent - the Hardcore Monster, who would allow glory slip through his fingers time and time again, no thanks to the inflated egos or rather the over-inflated chest of those who fear what he is capable of his chaotic demeanor could be focused. Much like the Enforcers, I saw Carnage as an individual that needed direction and focus. That is why I brought these men together for you, Mr. Zeros.
Much like you and I, Mr. Zeros, EVERYTHING about these three men demands respect. With me gliding them as your personal tools of justice, they will obtain the respect that you deserve as the glorious owner who gave the wrestling industry this beloved gift called Ground Zero Wrestling Association. If these people or anyone else find themselves unwilling or non-compliant to give you the respect that you rightfully deserve, then we shall gladly make them respect you by FORCE.”
GZWA Chairman | Xion Zeros: “As many of you know, the main event for Dead or Alive will have the World Heavyweight Championship defended in GZWA’s first ever Elimination Chamber match. Joining reigning champion, Hano Eiyu, will be five other Superstars that I have deemed worthy of this golden opportunity.
The first Superstar who will enter this first ever Elimination Chamber match will be “King of Controversy” Genesis, who is set to return to GZWA at the end of the month. I feel this individual is deserving of this opportunity after the combined efforts of Hano Eiyu, AJ Styles, Hano Eiyu, and CM Punk to screw him out of the title at Final Encounter.
The second Superstar who will enter this match will be none other than “The Hardcore Monster” Carnage. He has been constantly screwed by Justice’s constant meddling for the past year and it’s about time that I reward him for ever-lasting servitude despite these nuisances on his road towards glory.
The third Superstar entering this match will be “The Emo Warrior” Jimmy Jacobs. This former member of The Fallen was set to face Paige in a Steel Cage match tonight to settle their differences after being sent into the Losers Bracket of the Tag Team Tournament. Why should Jacobs be punished for his own partner bailing on him and causing him to forfeit his spot in the tournament? I’m a kind individual and I’m going to grant the Emo Warrior the opportunity to compete for the gold. It may not be the gold he was originally shooting for but it’s an GOLDEN opportunity nonetheless.
The fourth Superstar entering this match will be…”
Veda Scott interrupts the GZWA Chairman and says, “...Rocky Romero.”
Everyone in the ring turns towards Veda as Xion Zeros looks at her quizzically.
She continues, “With all due respect, Mr. Zeros, but I felt it was appropriate that I interject with my suggestion. After that messy situation with the termination and rehiring of the Straight-Edge Society members, you asked me to look over your legal assets and I deemed it was necessary to give Mr. Romero an opportunity to prove himself. He may have signed his contract under an alias under false pretenses but we could avoid that mess repeating itself if we merely give him this golden opportunity and invite him to discuss these terms formally on the next Primetime.”
The GZWA Chairman rubs his chin in thought and nods in agreement, “So be it. Rocky Romero will be the 4th individual in this match.
The last entry for this match shall be none other than the self-proclaimed “Best in the World” CM Punk…”
As soon as his name is uttered while everyone is just as confused with this addition as much as Romero’s, “Cult of Personality” by In Living Colour fills the air as the Best of the World stood at the top of the entrance ramp with a microphone in hand.
CM Punk | Best in the World: “As much as I love to accept that spot after the ongoing screwjobs that you and your goon squad keep handing me on a regular basis, but I don’t accept handouts. I’m not stupid. There HAS be a catch.”
Veda Scott speaks up, “How DARE you come out here and interrupt our noble Chairman? For the record, there are NO strings attached.”
“Oh, I didn’t notice you there, Veda. I wasn’t aware that you were still looking for work after having your jersey retired back in Ring of Honor. You must REALLY have your heart deadset on that long service medal… for being on your knees.”
Veda immediately gets defensive, “Look at me, Punk. I’m a lawyer. You clearly have my profession confused with someone else…”
Punk cuts her off, “Everybody knows that lawyers are professional liars, Veda. The only truth that these people want to hear tonight from you is whether or not if you spit or swallow…”
Veda is fuming mad now but Xion Zeros speaks up instead.
Xion Zeros: “There’s no need to take out your frustrations out on Miss Scott by throwing slander and attempting to tarnish her image. You know what I’m saying to do right, Punk? QUIT - quit just like your ex-girlfriends and her best friend. I know people like to joke around about the similarities between you and AJ, but good grief. She literally took your ball and went home with it! Spare yourself any further pain and misery and just pull out of this hairy situation. The title match opportunity is a gift. A gift because I truly feel sorry for you, Punk. You don’t have any friends, your girlfriend took some ‘time off’, and your little Straight-Edge Society is all but non-existent. Let’s face it, you don’t have ANYTHING left. I don’t want to send you crying back home without first giving you the title opportunity that you have no hope of winning.”
CM Punk bursts out laughing before raising the microphone to his lips, “I don’t think you’re the right guy to be talking to me about knowing when to ‘pull out’... I’m not the one with that MISTAKE called a daughter sitting in my office backstage right now. And Veda, I apologize for my comment earlier. I apologize that you haven’t learned how to take a joke, but from how you’ve surrounded yourself around so many ‘clients’ right now I’m sure you’re quite familiar with taking ‘deliveries in the rear’. Since you want to bring up Lise and air our dirty laundry, let it be known that she requested a sabbatical. You know, the same thing Brooklyn requested to get away from YOU, Xion. I don’t know if you’re aware of it or not, but there’s not many people around here who actually like you.”
Xion Zeros looks around to the crowd who backs up Punk’s words with a chorus of deafening boos.
“But there are a LOT of people who like me…”
Chants filled the air of “CM PUNK! CM PUNK! CM PUNK!” as CM Punk gestures towards the fans before continuing.
“Let’s face facts here, Xion. As many as there’s people out there who like me, there’s a million more who would love to see me knock that smug little smile off your face after I send all of your friends there back to whatever zoo you stole them from.”
Veda interjects, “WE ARE NOT ANIMALS!!”
Punk: “Shut up, Dorothy. I’m talking to the scam artist you call the Wizard of Oz there. I have to wonder though... which one of you are the Scarecrow and the Lion, because NONE of you any brains nor any courage.”
The GZWA Chairman opens his arms in a welcoming manner.
Xion Zeros: “Punk, why don’t you come down here and try saying that in here where we can hear you more clearly?”
Punk: “I thought you would never ask!”
CM Punk shrugs and marches down the entrance ramp. The Enforcers and Carnage stand ready to intercept the Best in the World as they stand in-front of Veda Scott and the GZWA Chairman. To their surprise, CM Punk stops halfway down the ramp and raises the microphone back to his lips.
Punk: “You know, I’ve been thinking. As fun as it would be to clobber you guys here and now, I’m going to enjoy it even more later in tonight’s main event with the Extreme Juggalos backing me up. They aren’t here yet, so there’s no need for me to have fun without inviting them along for the festivities. As for the title match at Dead or Alive, I accept… I would fight through armies of zombies, Brock Lesnar riding a T-Rex, and even risk losing my sight forever after being forced to see Mae Young naked… even if that means I could see the look on your face when I win your coveted brass ring then all of the bullshit I’ve been spoon fed by you - figuratively and LITERALLY - would be WELL worth it.”
Xion Zeros smirks, “The keyword there is ‘IF’, Punk. Remember that.”
CM Punk smiled, “Keep thinking that, buddy. It's going to be YOUR funeral."
Punk drops the mic before heading back up the ramp as Primetime takes a commercial break.
After the monumental announcement by the GZWA Chairman, GZWA Commissioner Serena Dent had a tough act to follow when concerning with the GZWA’s women’s division.
Back from a brief commercial break, Serena Dent is seen standing in the ring waiting for the noise of the crowd die down.
Serena Dent | GZWA Commissioner: "Tonight, I come out here with good news for the hungry Vixens in the back. Since our current champion made it her mission to put a challenger out of commission, on the next Primetime there will be an over-the-top-rope battle royal to determine a new #1 contender for the Vixen Championship. The winner will face Raven in a match set for our next Pay-Per-View: Dead or Alive. And if Raven should retain or a new champion be crowned, that person will go on to fight the winner of the Queen of the Cage match, which is also set for D.O.A., at a later time in the program. So for those who manage to come up short in the battle royal, you may just have a second opportunity in the Cage match.
The ladies who will take part in the battle royal next week are..."
Serena is cut off by the arena suddenly shutting down its lights, leaving her and everyone in the dark until a spotlight shines at the head of the ramp. Her music cues up and everyone in the arena greet her accordingly - with a tidal wave of jeers. Raven steps into her spotlight giving Serena a dirty look before bowing to her 'adoring' public. Stunting down to the ring, with the spotlight still on her, Raven holds her title high above her head loving the heat from the audience. The music fades and the lights come back on in the arena as Raven stands in front of Serena with a not-too-pleased look plastered across her face. Already with a mic in hand Raven speaks.
Rae | Ultimate Vixen: "Serena, sweetie, dahling, you look yada yada, blah blah blah. Now that the pleasantries are out the way, tell me: who in the hell gave you control over who faces me for my title? And without even confirming it with Moi first? What the hell one of insubordination is this?
Look here, Emily...."
Raven made sure to emphasize Serena's real name knowing it would anger her a bit.
Rae| "You may not be an active competitor in my ring anymore, but I am still your champion. M'kay? I am your inaugural champion at that. 'Commissioner' title be damned. 'I Am Thee Captain Now'!"
Serena tapped her chin in amusement before commenting, "A captain that 'goes down' before the ship does… That's original. As is using a legal name from the past to play mind games. What an innovator you are, Mini-Trish. I'm sure if you had it your way you would would just keep the title around your waist as a nice little belt until you saw fit to defend it. And even then, you'd give title shots to your partner in crime and work out your little schemes to keep it around your waist.
I don't know where this attitude and ego boost is coming from lately, but just remember I do have the authority to take that title from you and make you start from scratch if I see fit. So I suggest you and your mouth run to the very back of those halls and have a seat while your Commissioner does her job."
Serena stands in Raven's face as if the two were ready to throw down.
Rae| "Oh, please. You wouldn't even have this commissioner job if I hadn't stepped down from my secretary position which would have led to it. You know what? You should be thanking me. That's right. You should thank your champion, because without Moi, you would've ended up in some back alley sniffing a line of only God knows what while belting out 'Papa Can You Hear Me?'."
That did it. The devil on Raven's shoulder shot the angel and replaced it with another devil as she went in for the jugular. Serena quickly slapped the mic from Raven's hand and The Ultimate Vixen just grinned at Serena's anger. Through the mic in Serena's hand Raven could be heard egging her on to hit her, knowing in her position it could cost her her job as the crowd could easily notice The Queen of Sins balling her fist.
Serena| "You may hold that title in your hands, but I hold the power of what to do with it in mine. Be prepared for your match at D.O.A., because I can make that into whatever I feel will delight me. I promise you, nothing will stay the same.."
With a smug look on her face, Raven nonchalantly shrugs as Serena drops her mic and stomps up the ramp trying her best to stay calm, cool, and collected. Raven, in ring, has her hand under her chin giving Serena a Little Rascals-style wave goodbye as the cameras cut to backstage.
Eden Stiles greeted the trio of the Queen Bee Mafia as they arrived to the arena tonight.
Eden Stiles | Backstage Interviewer: “The GZWA Nation are still buzzing - no pun intended - about your comments that spurred AJ and Paige to leave GZWA. Do you have anything to say on that matter?”
Mariah looked to Tia, who innocently shook her head, then dwelled in thought for a moment.
Mariah | Showstoppin’ Senorita: “I’ve said my piece on what I wanted to say on that ordeal off my chest. The same goes for Tia here… but I think there’s someone else who might have something to say. Oh where could she be?”
The answer to Mariah’s question concerning AJ and Paige was standing to her left, which the camera scrolled to. The Georgia Peach, with heels that made her slightly elevated over Mariah.
“Oh, I got this one, Mariah. I still can’t believe that these two really just sat there and had the audacity to pull something like that out of their invisible asses, and even ran away like a bunch of scared ass bitches. They even thought that they were going to get away with that too, but that’s perfectly fine. I have a little surprise of my own for those two. They thought Twitter was what made them quit this company. After what I’m going to say, they’ll quit the wrestling business altogether and venture to porn like Chyna did.”
A hair flip and strut outside of the locker room door was enough to know that Morgan was going to speak plenty in her newly elevated sass.
Tia patted Eden on the shoulder as they followed Morgan out of the door, “We suggest you find a nice seat for this cookout, Eden. Someone’s definitely getting roasted tonight.”
Singles Match - "Trap Star" 2-Fly Kidd vs. Equinox (in-ring debut)
After the commercial break, Zoey Valentine is standing in the ring.
Ring Announcer | Zoey Valentine: “Due to travel issues, both 2-Fly Kidd and Equinox will not be able to attend tonight’s event, but it should be known that the Trap Star made quite the statement on ReAction.”
The live feed switches over to a replay of 2-Fly Kidd’s in-ring promo on ReAction.
{2-Fly Kidd laying in the middle of the ring exhausted after a tiring Triple Threat Match, as Christian and Jason leave the ring in defeat. Kidd leans against the ropes about to leave, stops rolls to the side of the ring with the commentary and grabs a mic. Kidd gets back in the ring.}
2-Fly Kidd: I see you all having fun, in this bitch tonight!
{The Crowd is starting to settle down.}
Kidd: No keep it up, I need this energy. For my next announcement.....I know this is my first match, scratch that.....my first win here in GZW but I'm the type of person to shoot for the stars. Always has and always will.....
{GZW ring crew trying to rush Kidd, to start the next match.}
Kidd: Stop trying to rush me, damn vultures! Let me just say one thing then i'll go. Now I know i'm still green here but I want to set up a open challenge, no not open just a challenge to the World Heavyweight Champion Hano Eiyu!
{ Crowd shocked by what Kidd just said}
Kidd: Oh yeah Bitches! Not for a title, I would never get that anyway. I'm not one of those idiot newbies that think they can get a title shot off the bat, but I just need one shot! One shot to show everyone, I'm not messing around. So Hano.....Accept great, see you in the ring but refuse and you can it's your choice but refuse and basically you're a big fruitcake and I would question how you ever became champion. So that's it....
{2-Fly Kidd drops the mic, shrugs and exits up the ramp.}
Francine: I wonder if Hano Eiyu will accept this rookie’s challenge. I have to admit that I respect his drive to compete.
The Carter: True, it’s not like he’s out there DEMANDING for the title shot. He’s here to compete with the best and I guess he wants to face Hano Eiyu to see how he measures up against the top of the food chain.
Prof. X: Well, said there, Carter.
The Southern blues guitar rang through the overhead speakers. A sound that was not heard in weeks. Making her hasty entrance from backstage was the returning Georgia Peach in a blue bodysuit with hot pink stilettos. A stern expression striking her lips meant that she wasn’t in the best mood that day.
Mixed reactions from the audience set the scene nicely for Davis: booed by Daughters of Darkness fans and Total Vixens naysayers, while cheered to express how much they couldn’t stand the controversial Raven and Davis’s teammates managed to save the crowd from further vocal plague. Adding more fuel to the fire was a technique that Morgan excelled in, and had done this her entire time in this company. Tonight wouldn’t be any different.
She entered the ring from the stairs and over the middle rope. Her theme music stopped in unison with her once she placed herself at the center of the ring. The bright white lights shining above her gave the audience her utmost attention.
After a pause to let the reactions settle down, she finally lifted the microphone to speak….in a mellower tone than usual.
“What’s up, ya’ll. This is the Georgia Peach, Morgan Davis. Before I get to Hot Ass Mess of the Moment, for those who don’t know by my Twitter account, I was helping a family member on battling her fight against breast cancer. I was helping her out while I was active here, and even more once I had my hiatus from here. She may have fought a hard battle, but she still came out victorious in the end.”
“Now enough with the sob stories, because I know ya’ll are wondering who the target is this time.”
“In case everyone didn’t watch the last ReAction and aren’t active in social media, I’m just going to give ya’ll a short summary of what happened while I was away. Basically, it all started once Rihan…..Raven had her whole little name change after slobbing Zero’s knob. Once that was announced, two little girls from our very own Ground Zero Wrestling Federation, after years of being called Divas, proceed to rant on Twitter about how “different” they were from the other competition here and try to start something of their own. My girl, Mariah, and I then took it upon ourselves to hand them chairs for both to sit on, yet AJ, in particular, proved why someone needs to put a muzzle on her. Again, more talking, and more arguing, yada yada yada, and then Mariah makes her promo to shut their asses down, yet they still don’t get the picture. Finally, at last ReAction, they decide that they want to take the ball and run home, insulting Mariah and me as well.”
“To start this off, I’m going to say to the Daughters of Darkness…..”
In hopes of her targets watching her on the screen, she performed her trademark, looking at the camera in front of her with anger in her eyes. Eye-to-Eye contact from her to the viewers.
“Ya’ll have to be two of the most sorriest, dysfunctional, hypocritical pussies I have ever met in my wrestling career. Day in and day out, ya’ll spent moments in GZWA talkin major shit to the entire division, and playing these little selfish games. Then once you get stung by people who are more mentally and physically adequate than you two, ya’ll get sensitive and at most times, run, either ya’lls mouths, or ya’lls feet. Only this time, you talk shit and quit the company.”
“Now ya’ll say that we do nothing but talk about sex or someone else’s past, and that we do. Not our faults that you, AJ Lee, are one of the biggest hoes in wrestling, and your time in GZWA proved that point. It’s one thing for you and a man to come to an agreement to breakup, but here’s what you do, AJ: You hop on men like a Chihuahua, kiss them whenever chance you get, emasculate them, and then break up with them by attacking them for no damn reason. You have sense enough to remember my Hot Ass Mess about you, and the men you’ve Eskimo kissed with that Squidward nose of yours.”
“And let us all not forget about picking on Lise Starr after her alcoholic battles. Let’s see what you did against her: You kissed her man, tortured her in your little Barbie Doll chamber, and then filmed it all for millions of people to gag over, and you…..yes you. You talk about me being childish? Since when was skipping around the ring, pouting, and whining the mature thing to do? Really, bitch.”
“So let’s just put it all in one little phrase to summarize your time here……”
Her typical dramatic pauses never got old in these moments. Her eyes glanced towards the ceiling, pretending to think about what saying to give her targets.
“Hmmm……how about “Don’t throw stones at glass houses”? Wait, you even used that in your little attempt to blast me. Well, isn’t that ironic.”
“And of course I couldn’t forget yo ass, Paige. Paige, the nerve of you to tell us that sex and someone else’s past is all we talk about, when you use toilet humor like the next little boy. I mean “Queen of Bowel Movements”, Paige? That’s all your ass had to make fun of our name? If there’s one thing that stinks, it’s your horrible ass promos, your lack of personality, and the lack of “shade” coming out of your “bloody” mouth.”
“And as Mariah had pointed out in the last show, last time I checked, Paige, you were kissing our asses just to join “Queen Bowel Movements”, and got pressed when we rejected you. I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again. I knew your tired ass game from a mile away. What made you think that you were going to be a member of a group of girls that you constantly talk shit about? You think about that for a second. I even tried to be just a little nice and help your sorry ass and what did you do? Tried to get buck towards me. Me! Your own damn teammate.”
“Seeing your actions here in this company such as jumping ships, you must be just as vain as the bitch next to you that you call a “friend”, when it’s clear that you hoes wouldn’t even know each other from a driver’s license.”
“But you know what? Be gone! Kick rocks! Ya’ll just mad because you got read from head-to-toe, and decided to quit like suckas.”
“Ya’ll wanna know what my purpose is in being a wrestler? MY whole purpose of being in this wrestling industry is to prove that people like Paige and AJ are no different than the next bitch. That’s why Mariah even made Hot Ass Mess in the first place, while I agreed to her request on hosting the show. It was to expose some of these cookie cut, or rebel ass kissing, superstars in the wrestling industry. Others times….they just try to come for me, and I bite they asses back.”
“Look at the predecessor of the Women’s title, Mei Long, for example. She was as boring as a tap dancer as the opening act in a Lady Gaga concert. After that Hot Ass Mess, she actually managed to have a character and open herself up. In fact, she should thank me when she comes back.”
“On the other hand, look at Mike Bradley and his sister. They bitch about every damn thing, and have no respect for their opponents. That’s why I pick at Buffalo Butt Mike, yet he still doesn’t seem to learn at humbling himself.”
“I hate to ramble, but there’s more to my point. Sometimes, I watch wrestling on television during my downtimes, and I look at the majority of the Divas at WWE getting shitted on day in and day out from the IWC and WWE Creative alike. All because they were models that auditioned or got contacted into this business and are learning from scratch about wrestling. Also there are those with indie experience, but people think they “lack charisma”. Some even work in that damn place for YEARS, or almost a decade…and hardly ever got to test their abilities. Some get signed to a reality show to showcase their characters because Creative was, and is always, too damn lazy to.”
“And do they get sympathy for being placed into predicaments that they can’t control? Hell naw! They get burned, and what makes it worse? Who adds salt to the injuries? These Anti-whatever bitches! Bitches like y’all that create these so called “pipe bombshells” to say that y’all are different from these divas and that you should have more credibility than them. Meanwhile, the audience is sitting there having praise dances like they caught the Holy Ghost. You leave the very people that you are supposed to respect backstage high and dry.”
“But knowing your past events, AJ Lee, it shouldn’t be a surprise. You turn your back on your friends, play torture tactics and have psychotic ass breakdowns yearly, and expect us to think of you as a true threat because you act like you have schizophrenia and target vulnerable people. Something you’ve done at your past companies and you still managed to do that now, but I’ll tell you what. You may have been able to pull that bullshit on Lise Starr and other competition in the past, but me? I don’t buy that shit at all! All it takes is to push one little button, and you’ll get extremely sensitive over it, or cry backstage. Next time you want to “pipe bombshell” someone, I would suggest you to practice what you always preach, honey.”
“As much as I hated that Vixens name initially, I grow to adapt. Name change or not, I’ll snag that damn belt that Raven’s carries over her butt pads. What I can’t stand, however, are thirsty people like you two trying to alienate from everybody else and think you’re high and mighty because you don’t wear skimpy clothes, or don’t have the sex appeal like the rest of us. Wanted to holler like wolves that you’re “Anti-Divas” or “Anti-Vixens”? Wanted to be outsiders from the rest of the division? Well, you’ve gotten y’alls wishes. Now you can “holler” at the unemployment line “outside” in the cold. How do you like those peaches?”
“If I may put this all in a few words….”
“YA’LL FELL-what I call-THE FUCK OFF!”
“Now put that in ya’lls next pipe dud, bitches!”
The Georgia Peach was preparing for her exit through the apron, but had one more statement to make.
“Oh yeah. Jimmy Jacobs, Lise Starr, and Philly Cheesesteak…you’re welcome.”
Singles Match - "The Georgia Peach" Morgan Davis (w/ Queen Bee Mafia) vs. Amber Torres (w/ GZWA Vixen Champion "The Ultimate Vixen" Raven)
The Carter: I’ve been anxious to see this match. It’s been boring up between the ladies of the Clique and the Queen Bee Mafia for a while now, especially on social media between Amber and Morgan.
Francine: We know the REAL reason you wanted to see this match, Carter. You’re just hoping for a wardrobe malfunction.
Prof. X: Things are definitely going to heat up with the Queen Bees and the reigning Vixen Champion here at ringside.
The match starts off with a traditional lock-up between Morgan Davis and Amber Torres. The Georgia Peach gains more traction as she shoves Amber across the ring with ease. Morgan closes the gap between them with a Running Big Boot, but Amber responds with a Drop Toe Hold to drop Morgan onto the ropes. Amber steps out of the ring just long enough to deliver a Bitch Slap to the face of the Georgia Peach to send her reeling before launching herself back into the ring with a Springboard Cross Body. Morgan catches Amber out of the ring and slams her to the canvas with a Scoop Slam with authority. The Georgia Peach follows suit with a Bootee Print (Butt Drop) but Amber rolls out of the way and capitalizes with a Bye Felicia (Shining Wizard). Once again, Morgan responds to Amber’s offense with a devastating counter; this time with a Magic City (Sitout Powerbomb). Morgan secured Amber’s shoulders to the canvas in a pin upon impact.
One…
Two…
Wait!!
Amber rolls Morgan over into a pin of her own!
One…
Two…
NO!!!
Morgan broke the pin attempt with a dropkick to Amber’s face and quickly returned to her feet. The Georgia Peach hit the ropes and rebounds with Running Clothesline but she is tripped up by the Ultimate Vixen standing at ringside. Morgan immediately cuts a hate-filled glare at Raven, who is playing innocent at ringside, but she quickly finds herself surrounded on both sides by both Mariah and Tia Brooks.
Prof. X: Looks like Raven’s finally found herself between a rock and a hard place…
The Carter: I’d love to show her my ‘hard place’...
Francine: I’d love to see her boyfriend kick your ass for making that remark…
Raven waves to Morgan in the ring before hastily leaving up the entrance ramp. The Queen Bees’ Mariah and Tia Brooks follow Raven backstage.
The Carter: Good, the camera crew are following them for we won’t miss this! About time someone gave Raven a taste of her own medicine.
Francine: After the exchange earlier tonight, I’m surprised Serena Dent didn’t do it herself…
The cameras catch up with the chase backstage, where Mariah and Tia chase Raven into the Clique’s locker room. The door shuts behind them as the cameraman could only hear sounds of a struggle. Suddenly the door is knocked down as both Mariah and Tia are left knocked out lying on top of the remains of the broken door. Raven comes walking out of the room with a confident stride as she’s followed by a statuesque Amazon of a woman. Before the camera could get a good look at her, the feed goes to static.
Prof. X: Looks like Raven got some back-up… BIG back-up, if I may add.
Morgan Davis was watching the attack on the Titantron back in the ring and her heart goes straight out to her fellow Queen Bees. The Georgia Peach marches up the entrance ramp to head backstage to assist Mariah and Tia but Raven returns with her new found ally and block her advance at the top of the entrance ramp.
Morgan isn’t intimidated in the least as she motions to get past them - preferably by force, but she’s spun around by Amber Torres, who drives Morgan head-first into the steel ramp with a Faded (Lita DDT) in one smooth motion.
Morgan isn’t intimidated in the least as she motions to get past them - preferably by force, but she’s spun around by Amber Torres, who drives Morgan head-first into the steel ramp with a Faded (Lita DDT) in one smooth motion.
Amber retreats back to the ring as Jacqueline completes the ring out count of 10 to name the Clique’s own as the winner to this contest via count out.
The Carter: It seems like Raven’s bag of tricks has no end!
Francine: Ugh… I’ll be happy when someone wipes that smile off all of their faces.
Singles Match - "The Guru" Danielle Bradley (w/ "The Next Level" Mike Bradley) vs. GZWA Television Champion "The Goddess" Amanda Cortez
"Wretches and Kings" hits the speakers and out comes Danielle Bradley to a massive pop from the audience. Instead of being as pumped up as she usually is, she nods, waves to the crowd, and says "Thank you."
Danielle grabs a microphone and absorbs the applause from the crowd.
"Let me just start by saying that the reaction we've received from all you guys wishing Jessica well has not gone unnoticed. She's in good spirits, the chemo is working, and we're looking at the end of the month when she'll be able to go home!"
The crowd erupts at the mention of the good news.
"So Mike and Jessica wanted me to pass along a message, and it's pretty simple: Thank you."
The crowd cheers as Danielle takes a deep breath, trying to hold back tears.
"So unfortunately Mike couldn't be in my corner tonight. That's not necessarily a bad thing. Because then Amanda Cortez..."
The crowd boos at the mention of the GZWA Television Champion's name.
"Well, the Hardcore Ho-bag can give her undivided attention to the beatdown I'm about to deliver to her in just a few moments!"
The crowd cheers, and chant of "Danielle! Danielle!" breaks out.
"Seriously, Cortez is nothing but a grade-school bully, and the MisFits are her buddies who egg her on as she makes childish jokes about people's sexual orientation. Given their overt sexual preferences, I don't think they're in any position to make fun of whether or not my brother is gay... you think he's gay? Ask Jessica. She'll tell you all you need to know about the MAN that Mike is - in more ways than one!... Although now I realize I probably said too much..."
The crowd has a slight laugh.
"But moving on. Cortez, I know you're scared of what's in store for you at Dead or Alive, and after I'm done with you tonight, you're going to be easy pickings for my brother, and he's going to reclaim the GZWA Television Championship!"
Prof. X: Mike Bradley isn’t here tonight, folks. He’s staying with his hospitalized wife for her cancer removal. The GZWA family wishes Mrs. Bradley a swift recovery.
Francine: I don’t like the loudmouth but I don’t want to wish any ill-will on the guy’s wife.
The Carter: Get well soon!
Prof. X: Danielle has her hands full tonight though as she has to deal with all of the MisFits on her own as she deals with our reigning GZWA Television Champion in one-on-one competition tonight.
After the sound of the opening bell, Danielle tackles Amanda to the canvas with a Double Leg Takedown. Both Vixens toss and tumble over the canvas as they trade blows until Amanda stuns Danielle with a Headbutt to the face to send The Guru reeling. Just as Amanda loomed closer to continue her offense, Danielle struck her with a Pimp Slap to send Amanda back down to the canvas. Before Amanda could get back up, Danielle drives her face-first into the canvas with a Running Bulldog. Amanda pulls at Referee Slick Johnson to help her regain a vertical base as Danielle sprung from the nearby ropes with a Springboard Missile Dropkick. Unfortunately, Danielle’s flight plans were halted by Rose clipping Danielle’s footing, causing her to fall prematurely to the canvas. Amanda quits playing possum long enough to capitalize on the situation with a Fade to Black (The Gore) to the waking Danielle. Amanda isn’t the only one with her travel plans cancelled as Danielle stops her in motion with a Drop Toe Hold and transitions into a smooth application of a Grapevine Ankle Lock. Amanda isn’t close enough to the ropes but Casey remedies that dilemma by grabbing Amanda’s outstretched hands and dragging the MisFits’s leader closer by force.
Prof. X: These are the types of odds that anyone who wishes to challenge the Goddess for the Television Championship. You’re literally fighting ALL of the MisFits, here, as Danielle Bradley is demonstrating tonight.
Amanda reaches the ropes and holds on to force the rope break to Danielle’s dismay. While Danielle argues with the referee about the MisFits’ involvement, Amanda takes the opportunity to catch her breath at ringside with Casey, Rose, and Laura. Noticing that her venting her frustrations are getting her nowhere, Danielle hits the ropes and flies out of the ring and into Casey, Rose, and Laura Jackson at ringside. Amanda wisely moved out of the way and capitalizes on their sacrifice with a Diving Front Dropkick from the ring apron that knocked Danielle into the steel steps. Her spine whiplashes against the unforgiving steel before Amanda took the opportunity to roll Danielle back into the ring. With Danielle writhing in pain in the ring, Amanda allows Casey and Laura to lift her up onto the ring apron like her goddess moniker before launching herself back into the action with a Springboard Flying Clothesline. Danielle kips back up to her feet and catches Amanda in motion with a Jumping Armbreaker. Amanda dropped to the canvas clenching her arm while Danielle wasted no time shoving her shoulder-first into the nearby corner-post. Danielle then positioned herself on the second rope and delivered a series of punches as the live crowd counted along for the 10 count. By the count of the 4, Amanda manages to escape Danielle’s wrath by dropping her face-first onto the turnbuckle with a Snake Eyes. With the Guru stunned, the Goddess smashes her face into the turnbuckle once more with a Dropkick to the Spine before rolling her up into a School Boy Roll Up.
One…
Two…
Thr--WAIT!!!
Danielle rolls over out of desperation and locks in Cross Armbreaker to the arm that Danielle targeted before. Amanda flails violently in the hold, trying to escape, but her efforts are useless as Danielle has the hold firmly applied. Just as it looked like Amanda was going to submit, Laura drapes Amanda’s foot onto the bottom rope.
Prof. X: Looks like the MisFits are taking full advantage of Danielle’s lack of support tonight.
Francine: What did you expect? All of the MisFits do have that ‘friends with benefits’ thing going on between them - in and out of the ring.
The Carter: What do I have to do to get a friends with benefits like that!?
Francine: I don’t know… lots and LOTS of alcohol?
Once again, the hold is broken by a forced rope break and Danielle’s had enough. She shoves Referee Slick Johnson out of the way and slides out of the ring, only to arm herself with a steel chair from ringside. Slick Johnson tries to stop her but Danielle levels him with the steel chair. With the referee down, the MisFits waste no time storming the ring, but three well-placed chair shots knock them off the ring apron before they could come to the aid of the Goddess. Danielle hammers Amanda’s shoulder with the steel chair before locking in the Cross Armbreaker again.
Prof. X: It seems like Danielle is delivering a message for Amanda from her brother.
Amanda screams in pain and taps out as Danielle maintains her grip relentlessly. Finally, Casey and Laura slide into the ring and break the hold. With the damage already done, Danielle flees the ring and heads up the ramp with a microphone in hand.
"Be glad I showed mercy tonight, bitch... because you won't be getting any of it from Mike come Dead or Alive!"
The camera comes on looking at all the fans in the arena who came to see prime time. As the camera turns it reveals the ring which has a ladder set up in the middle. Tables line the two outside turnbuckles as chairs lye in the ring. The arena grows dark as a voice comes from the speakers...
Juggalo's.... It’s Time....
The Extreme Juggalo’s come out from behind the curtain with Ronda following behind. The crowd roars as The Enigma and Ryan Kendrick both raise their fists in the air. The Enigma grabs Ronda's hand as they all walk down the ramp clapping hands with the fans. Ryan grabs a sign "GZWA"S FUTURE EXTREME JUGGALO'S" from a fan and raises it high in the air. The Enigma helps Ronda into the ring as Ryan hands the sign back to the fan as he runs and slides into the ring. Ryan and The Enigma run and jump on opposite turnbuckles with Ronda standing in between them. The Enigma can be scene shouting at the fans as he points to his waist as they both raise their hands into the air and Ronda points to them both. They hop of the turnbuckles and walk towards as you see them talk. They both slowly walk look up towards the top of the ladder. Both Ryan and The Enigma smile as they bump knuckles. The Enigma walks over to the side and grabs three microphones and proceeds back and hands them to Ryan and Ronda. They stare at everyone in the arena. The Enigma is the first to speak.
Juggalo's!!! Me and Ryan started and proved that we were going to win the winners bracket and now look we are standing on top of it all just one more match away from winning it all. Now look at what this tournament has become. Its down to us, The Ladies of Doom and the MisFits. Now Ryan let me ask you something. We’re undefeated as a team, Right? We won the Winners bracket right? And then I look around and see all these tag teams that have lost doing all these interviews, special guest appearances, and they all state there gonna be next tag team champions. Never once do they mention our names! Now Ryan did the losers forget about us? I watched that interview the Ladies did with Christy and was like really... The Extreme Juggalo's get no play in this. Not One Mention! Even after everything Ryan and I have accomplished no one wants to take us seriously. But trust us Juggalo's at DOA no one will forget who we all are! Ryan and I are not going into DOA for a match and trust us we're not leaving that ring unless its with the titles around our waists. We've beat the Straight Edge Society and the Fallen witch beat the Ladies of Doom. Even though Ryan and I are the Winners it still seems like everyone underrating us and that will be your downfall.
The Enigma climbs up the ladder and sits at the top.
You're walking into our match, Our specialty. Our destiny will not be written off and this is where Ryan and i will be standing at DOA with the Tag Team titles in our hands. The Extreme Juggalo's and all of the Lo's and Lette's will finally be recognized.
The Enigma looks down at Ryan with a smirk.
Ryan nods as Enigma speaks. After his partner finished, Ryan held his own mic to his lips.
"That's right, whether you be one of the Ladies, or a Misfit, you're walking into our house come Dead or Alive. Me and Enigma, we're not called Extreme for nothing. We thrive in this kind of environment. I've only been in this business for 4 years, and I've already done things that make Marine Drill Sergeants wince. Go ahead and ask The Misfit's leader Amanda; she saw first hand what I can do at the first Final Encounter PPV, in which we both participated in a Hell in a Cell match. Or what I did to a now former World Champion at Riot Control 2011. I damn near broke his arm with a sledgehammer. Hell, I nearly had to retire putting my body through an extreme hell to take out the men I hated most. And now there's gold in the mix."
Ryan pause's for a moment as he get's dead serious. When he resume's there a definite edge in his voice.
"Listen up, all of you. I can't speak for Enigma, but come Dead or Alive, when we walk into ring for our TLC match, don't expect me be anything like I have been since my return. Because At Dead or Alive, I'm going to bring the worst part of me; the part that had the strength to kill a god. When that bell ring's, till the point when me and Enigma grab those belts, I will do everything in my power to make sure none of you can climb those ladders."
Ryan pauses again, and lightens up a bit, before staring up at Enigma.
"Bro, I've got your back, and I know you've got mine. And I know all of you! The Juggalo's and Juggalette's, the Enigmatic's and the Straight-Edge Nation, all have our backs too! And that's all the support I need to put my body on the line again, and make sure the gold comes home with us!"
Kendrick would now lower his mic, having said all he wanted to say. The Enigma laughs as he taps his palm to his leg. He then leaps of the ladder down to the mat below he looks at Ryan and then they both look over at Ronda. Ronda smiles and shakes her head as she stares into the crowd. The Crowed slowly starts a Ronda chant. She raises the mic to her mouth.
Everything Ryan and The Enigma have done for Ground Zero since teaming up has been amazing. They've helped breathe life into a forgotten division, and just like all the greats before them they are destined to go down in history. The Extreme Juggalo's are not just some flash in the pan waiting to sizzle out, and they're here to stay. At DOA they will walk out as the Tag Team champions, and as for later on tonight they're going to be entering this ring with CM Punk to clean up his garbage with Carnage. It's a well known fact that Punk is one of my favorite wrestlers but seriously... You need a clean up crew? It don't matter to them one way or another its another match and another show they get to put on to all these fans. And tonight you're going to find out just how cohesive... how devastating The Extreme Juggalos really are. These two men standing beside me are more than just the future of the tag team division. But the Future of Ground Zero Wrestling Association itself. After tonight You better prepare for the fight of your lives and we will see you all at DOA.
Ronda drops the mic and raises Ryan and The Enigma's hands in the air as they exit the ring.
Tag Team Match - Ladies of Doom ("The E.N.D." Endee Leights & "Lady So Divine" Delta Madison; w/ "Miss V" Amiee Vaughan) vs. The MisFits ("Queen of Submission" Casey Cortez & "Tattooed Beauty" Laura Jackson)
Primetime returns from commercial break with this match already in progress with both the MisFits and Ladies of Doom brawling at ringside.
Prof. X: Amanda may be hurting but I doubt she’s going to let Danielle get away with embarrassing her tonight by making her submit in front of all of these fans.
Francine: I was under the impression that Amanda liked being submissive…
The Carter: That’s true, Frannie, but not in the ring. Now outside the ring, that’s a totally different story.
Francine: I’ll cut you off right there and say that you can spare the messy details.
Delta Madison dives off the apron with a Diving Hurracanrana to Casey, who slams her into the ring barricade with a vicious Powerbomb. Endee latches onto Casey’s back with a Rear Naked Choke Hold. Casey tries to shake her off but to no avail. Laura Jackson comes to Casey’s aid with a Super Kick to Endee, but Endee releases Casey at the last second and causes the Tattooed Beauty to hit the Queen of Submission instead. The irate Laura Jackson then chased Endee Leights into the ring and Irish whipped her into the corner. The E.N.D. scaled up the corner post and greeted the Tattooed Beauty with a Diving Cross Body. Laura caught the petite Vixen out of the air with ease and pummeled her with a series of Rib Breakers before dropping her to the canvas. Endee tried to get up on all fours but Laura kicks her in the gut to send her rolling out onto the ring apron.
Francine: The MisFits haven’t shown anyone any mercy or compassion in this Tag Team Tournament and I doubt they are going to start tonight with the Ladies of Doom…
The Carter: I have to admire Endee’s determination… along with her other notable ‘assets’...
Laura reaches through the ropes and drags Endee to her feet by her blue-colored hair. Endee manages to free herself with a Shoulder Thrust between the ropes to stun the Tattooed Beauty long enough to vault up onto the ropes. Casey grabs Endee’s legs in motion with an Electric Chair Drop, smashing her face-first onto the ring apron.
Prof. X: Good grief! I hope she’s alright after a blow like that!
Francine: Seems like the MisFits are practicing their plastic surgery skills tonight with a free sample of a face lift to Miss Leights here.
The Carter: She looks fine to me!
Laura dragged Endee right back up to her feet and plants her to the canvas with a Rope-Hung DDT before going for the win.
One…
Two…
Thre--NO!!!
The Lady So Divine breaks the count. Casey grabs Delta from behind with a Cranium Crush and ragdolls her across the ring while the Tattooed Beauty continues to focus her efforts on The E.N.D. Laura Jackson dragged Endee Leights back to her feet by the hair again. She motions for a Hangman’s Neckbreaker, but Endee snaps out of it with a Backslide Pin to catch Laura completely off-guard.
One…
Two…
NO!!!
Casey dragged Endee out of the pin by one leg, but Endee frees herself with a well-placed Enzuigiri. With Casey reeling into the corner, Endee quickly makes the hot tag to Delta Madison on the ring apron. The Lady So Divine enters the fray with an One-Handed Bulldog to the waking Tattooed Beauty and drops on all-fours after inviting Endee to deliver the Delta Light Wave (Poetry in Motion) to the Queen of Submission in the corner.
Prof. X: I’m glad to see the Ladies of Doom are able to turn this match around into their favor!
Delta sought out to finish the Tattooed Beauty off with a Deli Choice (TKO), but Laura slid off her shoulders and shoved Delta into the corner to counter. Much like Endee earlier in this contest, the Lady So Divine scaled up the corner and returned with a Diving Spinning Lariat to the incoming Tattooed Beauty. Endee tags herself back in as Delta positioned herself for the Delta Force (Shooting Star Press). Endee’s intentions are soon revealed as she sprung back into the action with a Springboard Tornado DDT to the waking Tattooed Beauty. Things don’t go as planned as Laura uses Endee’s momentum to send her into the ropes and inadvertently causing Endee to lose her footing on the top rope. Casey uses this opportunity to toss the Lady So Divine off of the top rope and into Amiee Vaughan at ringside. Laura then gives a cut throat motion before Casey assists her with a Spike Piledriver to The E.N.D.
Francine: For Endee’s sake, I really hope that’s not “the end” -- no pun intended.
Laura Jackson makes the cover.
One…
Two…
Three!!
The scene starts with “The Straight-Edge Juggalo” Ryan Kendrick walking down the halls of the GZWA arena. As he walk’s he looks at each door he passes before coming to the one he was looking for. He knocks on the door, and as he steps back waiting, the camera gets a good shot of the nameplate on the door, which has the name CM Punk clearly written on it.
CM Punk exits the door and almost bumps into Ryan Kendrick standing outside of the door.
CM Punk: “Sup, kid? Ready for our big match tonight? If you’re not too crazy about it, I don’t blame you, especially after what happened to my own tag team partner last week. All I ask is you guys is stay out of fryer when shit gets hot out there. I don’t want anymore friends in the hospital on my behalf.”
Kendrick: “Don’t worry about me. Xion’s goon squad aren’t enough to scare me off, and I’ve handled Carnage before as well.”
Kendrick pauses for a moment and considers Punk’s request.
Kendrick: “Sorry, man, I can’t do that. If things get intense, then you can count on me to have your back just as readily as I’d have Enigma’s. It’s just not in my blood to leave someone to the wolves.”
Punk smirks before patting Kendrick on the shoulder.
CM Punk: “Sting has taught you well.”
Kendrick smirks as well.
Kendrick: “That he has. But this is about more than that. I wouldn’t be here today if it wasn’t for you. It’s the least I can to do to have your back when you need it.”
Punk looks confused.
CM Punk: “Wait, what did I do? Don’t tell me I ruined your childhood or something like that because I have only taken credit for training Tia Brooks…”
Kendrick shakes his head and laughs.
Kendrick: “Naw man, my dear old dad did that himself, in all his drunken glory. I didn’t expect you to remember, but anyway, when I was 16, we actually met at a house show in Columbus. You took me out of the crowd, and shaved my head. After the show, I caught up with you, and you were basically the first person to tell me I could make it in this business.”
Punk is lost in his thoughts before snapping his fingers in an eureka moment.
“OH! That was you? Damn that was like AGES ago. I’m glad to see you make it, kid. Keep making me proud and win those tag team belts.”
Kendricks nods and grins.
Kendrick: “Hell yea. We got that match locked down, just like we got tonights match locked down.”
Kendrick holds out his hand for a fist bump, where a X can clearly be seen on the back of his hand.
Kendrick: “So watchya say man? Lets go get Enigma and get this show on the road!”
CM Punk bumps his fist with Kendrick’s and replied, “Lead the way, kid. Just remind Rhonda to keep the fangirling to a minimum this time, okay? The last thing I need is my girlfriend killing me when I get home...”
Singles Match - GZWA World Heavyweight Champion "The People's Champion" Hano Eiyu vs. "The Emo Warrior" Jimmy Jacobs
Primetime returns from commercial break as Jimmy Jacobs stands in the ring with the reigning GZWA World Heavyweight Champion, Hano Eiyu.
Prof. X: We haven’t heard much from the People’s Champion since the events of Final Encounter.
Francine: Maybe it’s sinking in on his shoulders that his victory was possibly tainted?
The Carter: Nah, Hano Eiyu won that match fair and square. Genesis resorted to cheating to get what he wanted, but left like a sore loser when CM Punk repaid him in full for the royal screwjob served to him from Slammiversary.
Francine: I just hope you say that in Genesis’ face when he comes back at the end of the month.
The Carter: I may be crazy at times, but I’m stupid, Franny.
Francine: You could’ve fooled me…
Before the opening bell, Hano Eiyu offers the Code of Honor in the form of a handshake to the Emo Warrior. Jimmy Jacobs motions to accept the gesture, only to reel Hano Eiyu in with a Kitchen Sink and stomp the People’s Champion repeatedly on the canvas as Referee Earl Hebner has no choice to but to signal for the opening bell.
Prof. X: Looks like Jimmy Jacobs is going to make a name for himself tonight!
Francine: Imagine what a win against the reigning champion would do for his confidence levels going into Dead or Alive? He would be crazy to take this opportunity that the GZWA Chairman granted him lightly.
Hebner orders Jacobs to stop to give Hano Eiyu some breathing room. Hano Eiyu gripped the ropes to stand as he caught his breath, but the Emo Warrior wasn’t going to sit back and allow the People’s Champ to recover. He charged in with a Running Big Boot, only for Hano Eiyu to roll out of ring. This diversion doesn’t deter Jacobs in the slightest as he adapts with a Suicide Dive through the ropes. Hano Eiyu’s gamble paid off as he stopped Jacobs right in his tracks with a Leaping Enzuigiri just before Jacobs’ body went through the ropes. Hano Eiyu then returned to the ring with a Rolling Sunset Flip Powerbomb to the dazed Emo Warrior and goes for the pin.
The Carter: Looks like Lil’ Jimmy’s dreams might be shattered already.
One…
Two…
Thr--NO!!!
Hano Eiyu didn’t lose his resolve in the least and continued offense with a Springboard Tornado DDT to the waking Emo Warrior. Jacobs responded with a Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker to the People’s Champ before dusting off his hands in an arrogant manner with the World Heavyweight Champion at his feet. Jacobs then dove from the top rope with a Senton, only to crash and burn as Hano Eiyu moved out of harm’s way at the last instant. Hano Eiyu then hit the ropes and returned with a Cartwheel Elbow Strike to knock the waking Jimmy Jacobs into the nearby corner. Hano Eiyu hits the ropes again and returned with a Running Yakuza Kick to the face of the Emo Warrior. With the fans clearly behind him, Hano Eiyu climbs to the top rope and motions for a Cradle DDT to Jacobs. The Emo Warrior powers out of the corner, slamming Hano Eiyu to the canvas with authority in the form of a Sitout Powerslam. He hooks Hano Eiyu’s leg into a pin upon impact.
One…
Two…
Thre---NO!!!
Jimmy Jacobs is visibly irate that that didn’t end the match and argues the count with Hebner. Their debate is getting them nowhere, so Jacobs removes his trusty steel pike from his boot. Hebner manages to snatch it out of Jacobs’ hand and removes it from the ring before the Emo Warrior could have caused any harm with the foreign object. Jimmy Jacobs turns his attention back towards Hano Eiyu, who greets him with the Shinjuku Incident (Uranage). With the Emo Warrior down, Hano Eiyu wastes no time climbing the top rope to continue his offense with the Nexus Polaris (Shooting Star Leg Drop). The Emo Warrior senses the pending danger and shakes the ropes out of desperation to cause the People’s Champ to fall back to the canvas. Jimmy Jacobs capitalizes with the Contra Code (Shiranui) to the staggering Hano Eiyu but the People’s Champ tosses the Emo Warrior over the top rope to counter. As Jimmy Jacobs slowly rose back to his feet at ringside in front of the commentary table, Hano Eiyu hits the ropes and flies out of the ring with a Leaping Plancha. The Emo Warrior swats Hano Eiyu out of the air with the very same steel chair that Danielle Bradley used earlier tonight.
The Carter: Hey! Who left that out there?
Francine: The hell if I know, it’s not like I keep tabs of who tends to janitorial services around here between matches, Carter.
Prof. X: If you ask me, Jimmy Jacobs took the cowards’ way out tonight. He knew he couldn’t win against Hano Eiyu so he resorted to this vile tactic.
Francine: I have to humbly disagree, Professor. Jacobs isn’t the one on his back as this match comes to an end, is he?
Referee Earl Hebner signals for the bell to award Hano Eiyu the win via disqualification tonight, but the GZWA Nation are treated with the sight of Jimmy Jacobs staring at the fallen body of Hano Eiyu before glancing over to the GZWA World Heavyweight Championship sitting on top of the commentary table as Primetime takes another commercial break.
Main Event: 6-Man Tag Team Match - "Best in the World" CM Punk & Extreme Juggalos ("Straight-Edge Juggalo" Ryan Kendrick & "The Extremist" The Enigma; w/ Ronda Rousey) vs. "Hardcore Monster" Carnage & The Enforcers (Dequan Wallace & G-Money Briggs; w/ Veda Scott)
Prof. X: Welcome back, GZWA fans. Tonight’s main event features the Extreme Juggalos teaming up with the Best in the World himself, CM Punk, against the Enforcers and the “Hardcore Monster” Carnage.
Francine: I have to admit that I feel a LITTLE sorry for Veda Scott’s condition at the hands of AJ and Paige, but at the same time, she knew what she was getting into when she signed up for this job.
The Carter: You’re so cruel, Frannie.
Francine: That’s what I’ve been put on this planet to do Carter. I don’t sugarcoat anything for anyone.
To the surprise of the masses in attendance and everyone standing in the ring, “Testin’ Me” fills the air as the GZWA Chairman joins the team on commentary at ringside.
Prof. X: It’s a pleasure to have you joining us tonight, Mr. Zeros.
Francine: No need to beat around the bush here, boss, but exactly why are you here?
Xion Zeros: Thank you, Professor. And to answer your question, Francine, I just wanted to see the action tonight up close and personal - just like one of the fans. After all of these years, I’m still a wrestling fan at heart.
The Carter: Whew, that’s a relief. I was a little worried about your motives for being out here weren’t pure.
Francine: Carter, I’m surprised that you can even say the word ‘pure’ without exploding into flames from the amount of sin those hands of yours perform on yourself on a daily basis…
CM Punk is shown taunting the GZWA Chairman from the ring as the bell sounds to start the match. Carnage attacked Punk from behind and tossed the Best in the World over the top rope. The Hardcore Monster exits the ring and smashes Punk’s head over the front of the commentary table as the GZWA Chairman nods in approval.
Xion Zeros: “Maybe Punk should’ve paid more attention to his opponent than trying to provoke me? This isn’t a good start for him.”
Punk elbows Carnage in the chest before returning the gesture to Carnage by smashing his skull into the table. Veda Scott watches with disgust until Punk points a finger at her, “Try anything and I’m going to have HER deal with you. Trust me, she would make that beating from the Wonder Twins look like an afterschool special in comparison.” Veda glances to a confident Ronda Rousey standing behind Punk and backs away as CM Punk smashes Carnage’s face onto the table once more before rolling him back into the ring.
CM Punk flies back into the ring with a Springboard Flying Clothesline but Carnage caught Punk out of the air with his hand around his throat. Carnage then elevated the Best in the World overhead with a Chokeslam but Punk countered with a DDT to the canvas. With the Hardcore Monster down on the canvas, CM Punk climbed the turnbuckle and signaled for a “Macho Man” Randy Savage-style Diving Elbow Drop. Dequan Wallace shoved Punk from the top rope to cancel his flight plans prematurely as Carnage sat up from the canvas. With Punk staggering to return to his feet, Carnage gives him a helping hand with a successful Chokeslam and goes for the cover.
One…
Two…
NO!!
The Enigma and Ryan Kendrick broke the pin in unison before knocking both Dequan Wallace and G-Money Briggs off the ring apron with a Tandem Super Kicks. The Extreme Juggalos rebound from the ropes and charge towards the waking Carnage, narrowly avoiding a Double Clothesline from the Hardcore Monster before diving out of the with a Tandem Plancha to the Enforcers at ringside. Carnage spun around and found himself struck with a Diving Double Axe Handle by the Best in the World. It wasn’t enough to knock the Hardcore Monster down, so Punk hit the ropes and charged back towards Carnage. Carnage welcomed him with a Lariat but Punk was quick to respond with an application of an Octopus Stretch.
The Carter: Wait a second that looks oddly familiar...
Francine: It should. It’s AJ’s Black Widow.
Xion Zeros: Am I supposed to be impressed? Anyone can go out there and steal someone else’s move and make it their own.
Prof. X: Fair enough, but he’s got Carnage dropping down to one knee! Could he submit to this hold?
Carnage’s arm wavers as if he’s going to submit to the hold, but the Hardcore Monster isn’t giving up the ghost. He swings Punk out of position and slams him to the canvas with a Black Hole Slam. Instead of going for a pin, Carnage hoists CM Punk onto his shoulders and propels him over the top rope into the Extreme Juggalos and Enforcers at ringside with a Running Release Powerbomb to knock ALL of them down to the floor.
Ronda Rousey looks in horror at the destruction that this lone Superstar has caused while Veda Scott jumps up and down with excitement, shouting, “That’s MY client!”
Francine: Such an impressive show of force from the Hardcore Monster! I might have to bet on him at Dead or Alive…
Xion Zeros: You would be crazy to bet against him…
Carnage joins the chaos at ringside and picks up Punk among the bodies at ringside. He hoists the Best in the World over his head in a Military Press and motions to hurl him back into the ring like a javelin, but Punk slides down his back and shoves Carnage face-first into ring post. Punk takes the opportunity to get in Xion Zeros’ face at ringside.
“I can take ANYTHING you or your goon squad can dish out. I know you’re enjoying the show but it looks like you already wet yourself with excitement...”
Xion Zeros: “What are --”
CM Punk cuts him off by pouring a cup full of water into GZWA Chairman’s face and lap. As the Chairman is visibly fuming, Punk smirks, “I’d hate to leave you hanging but I got a match to finish here…”
The Carter: That was rather rude of Punk…
Francine: I don’t think the GZWA Chairman is in a joking mood.
Prof. X: I have a towel on hand if you need to dry off, sir.
Xion Zeros: ………………………
The GZWA Chairman throws his headset to the ground, along with his drenched overcoat, before speaking with Veda Scott at ringside.
Meanwhile, the Extreme Juggalos deliver a Double Enzuigiri to Carnage as he leaned against the ring post. Punk rolled him back into the ring and hit a successful Savage-style Diving Elbow Drop and goes for the pin.
One…
Two…
Th--NO!!
Carnage powers out of the pin, launching Punk across the ring. Punk tags out to Ryan Kendrick, who enters with a Diving Guillotine Leg Drop. Carnage rolls out of the way and decks Kendrick with a point-blank Lariat to the seated Straight-Edge Juggalo. The Hardcore Monster then applied a Stretch Muffler to the grounded Kendrick. Kendrick tried to crawl towards the ropes but Carnage dragged him right back towards the center of the ring. The Enigma came to his partner’s aid with the Last Resort (Trouble in Paradise) to Carnage. With Carnage down, the roles have been reversed as Kendrick applies a Scorpion Deathlock to the Hardcore Monster. Much like the Extreme Juggalos, the Enforcers protect their own as Dequan Wallace intervenes with The Bullet (The Pounce) to break the hold. Kendrick is set flying across the ring upon impact. Carnage limped to his feet and tagged out to G-Money Briggs. With Kendrick slowly rising to his feet, G-Money and Dequan prepare to ambush him with the Lose/Lose Situation (Chop Block/Lariat Combo). Kendrick met G-Money with the Winning Edge (Half-Nelson Bulldog) while The Enigma stopped Dequan’s advance with a Springboard Dropkick.
Kendrick went for the cover, but Referee Earl Hebner didn’t make the count as Veda Scott was standing on the ring apron. Her ploy is short-lived as Ronda Rousey made a beeline straight for her. Veda made a hasty retreat as Ronda chased her around the ring. Ronda ran into a speed bump in the form of the Hardcore Monster as he stood in between her and Veda Scott. Carnage grabbed her by the hair, but his attack was prevented by The Enigma diving off the ring apron with the Demise (Suicide Dive transitioned into a Tornado DDT). Carnage catches the High Flying Extremist with ease and delivers a Psycho Bomb (Scoop Lift Sitout Powerbomb). With The Enigma at Carnage’s feet, Veda Scott starts parading around Carnage, shouting “YES! YES! YES!”
The Carter: Isn’t that gimmick infringement?
Prof. X: I think Veda's celebrating is a bit premature.
Francine: With that look on the GZWA Chairman’s face, you’d think this match is already over from whatever he has in mind.
The GZWA Chairman stood at ringside still watching the action in the ring continue to unfold.
Kendrick beckoned G-Money to his feet and charged in with a High Impact Spear, only for G-Money Briggs to counter with a Spinebuster before tagging out to Dequan Wallace, who entered with a Slingshot Splash and went for the cover.
One…
Two…
Th---NO!!!
CM Punk broke the pin but found himself propelled into the corner by a Choke Toss from G-Money. G-Money sent Dequan into the corner but Punk stopped him with a Snake Eyes. G-Money motioned to remedy that mistake with a Corner Splash of his own, but the Best in the World moves out of the way, causing G-Money to impact into his own partner instead. Punk then drops down on all fours, allowing Kendrick to take advantage of this situation with a Riot Maker (Poetry in Motion). Both of the Enforcers stagger out of the corner in a daze and into Punk and Kendrick’s arms for a simultaneous Go To Sleep and Faygo Driver Mk. II (Over The Shoulder Reverse Piledriver).
Prof. X: Looks like this is the end, folks.
Francine: I don’t think this is going to end how you’re envisioning it will, Professor…
Carnage slides back into the ring and hammers both Punk and Kendrick with a steel chair in hand. Xion Zeros is shown applauding as Referee Earl Hebner signals for the bell to end this match via disqualification. As the Enforcers regain their bearings, the GZWA Chairman hands them two more steel chairs and shouts, “GET THE JOB DONE! END THEM!”
Ronda slides into the ring to tend to Ryan Kendrick but once again Carnage, along with the Enforcers, loom closer. With the situation looking bleak, Ronda musters her courage and stands to face the trio. Just as Carnage raises the chair overhead, he’s struck from behind with a Missile Dropkick by The Enigma. The blow causes Carnage to slam the chair into the ropes and cause it to rebound and smash him into the face. The Hardcore Monster falls to the canvas and rolls out of the ring to recuperate as the Enforcers deal with the sudden appearance of Keri Cruz and Greg Ramirez coming to the Extreme Juggalos’ aid.
Prof. X: What the devil? Where did INked come from?
Francine: I hope those kids know what they are getting into here tonight.
The Carter: Yeah seriously, we haven’t seen anyone other than CM Punk intentionally get on Mr. Zeros’ bad side.
The Enforcers swing in unison at the duo of INked but Greg and Keri knock the chairs back into G-Money and Dequan’s faces with a makeshift Vandaminator by Roundhouse Kicking them back in unison. The Enforcers roll out of the ring to recover as Carnage slams his hands on the ring apron out of frustration. Chanel Rodriguez joins INked in the ring as CM Punk and Ryan Kendrick return to their feet and join with INked and The Enigma in their efforts to invite the Enforcers and Carnage back into the ring.
Carnage and the Enforcers are more than anxious to return to the fight, much to the approval of the GZWA Chairman, but Veda Scott stands between her clients as this fight reaches a stalemate as tonight’s Primetime comes to an end.
