Post by Xion Zeros on Dec 13, 2014 19:39:29 GMT -5
Official GZWA Primetime Theme: I Want It All / We Will Rock You [Mash-Up] - Queen (feat. Armageddon)
Recorded Date: November 28, 2014
Air Date: December 13, 2014
Primetime opens with Veda Scott standing in the ring with a microphone in hand, surrounded by The Enforcers.
Veda Scott: “I don’t know what otherworldly power possessed INked to meddle into our business on Primetime last week, but I’m sure it had something to do with Chanel Rodriguez being upset that I ruined her ‘big’ moment to reveal to the GZWA Nation how much more of a slut she is for posing for Playboy.
I’m sure the rest of the cast of GZWA Total Vixens are watching this and if you didn’t get the memo, not all of the GZWA Vixens are willing to race out to lower themselves to allow all of these perverts into every corner of our personal lives and expose every fiber of their bodies just be on reality television.
Those women in GZWA need a leader, no, a ROLE MODEL to look up to and that’s me, Veda Scott.”
With those words, a banner of Veda Scott drops from the ceiling, displaying Veda Scott in all of her glory as she beams with pride before continuing.
“You won’t find me parading around GZWA practically naked for attention. I will EARN your attention and respect with a show of force and authority with my undeniable dedication and endless loyalty to uphold all that the GZWA Chairman has created for you ungrateful fans. That’s why we’re here tonight. The Enforcers will provide a show of force that will serve both as a warning for those who dare oppose the GZWA Chairman and a warning to what we do to minor annoyances, such as INked…”
GZWA Commissioner Serena Dent stood at the top of the entrance ramp, shaking her head, “Veda, I hate to be the one who bursts your highly delusional bubble but after that attack on Chanel Rodriguez and the members of INked last week on Primetime, the Board of Directors have decreed that in the interest of fairness The Enforcers should be facing INked at Dead or Alive for a little payback.”
Veda merely shrugs, “That’s no concern to my clients. They will win tonight AND at Dead or Alive…”
Serena interrupts, “Allow me to finish, Miss Scott. You WILL be in that match as well with Chanel Rodriguez as the match will be a 3-on-3 Tag Team Match. You keep claiming that you weren’t medically cleared after that vicious assault from the ‘dearly departed’ so we did cut you some slack, but after that assault on Chanel Rodriguez last week, it’s painfully obvious that you’re more than anxious to get back into the ring. And since I am such a nice and loving person, maybe comes with being a mom, why not grant your Christmas wish early? ”
Veda Scott looks in horror as she attempts to get out of this situation, “Wait! I wasn’t in the right state of mind that day… and I have a doctor’s excuse! I’m a LAWYER! You can’t do this to me, dammit!!”
Serena rolls her eyes, “Tsk, tsk, tsk… A lawyer, with glasses, yet still has trouble with letters. Read the fine print of your own contract, sunshine. Wrestle the match at Dead or Alive. Because it won’t be my fault that you will be left with a dozen unresolved contracts with your precious clients and find yourself in the unemployment line. Say “Hello and Seasons Greetings” to Paige and AJ while you’re there.”
Just as Veda Scott was going to fire back another rebuttal, her precious poster falls from the ceiling on top of her and the Enforcers as the members of INked slide into the ring amongst the confusion. Chanel took advantage of the situation and tackles Veda Scott to the canvas from behind while Greg Ramirez and Keri Cruz brawl with G-Money Briggs and Dequan Wallace. The MisFits’ own Casey Cortez and Laura Jackson leap over the barricade to come to the Enforcers’ aid after racing through the crowd. The odds are evened as the Extreme Juggalos race down the entrance ramp shortly afterwards.
Prof. X: Looks like this match is underway, GZWA fans!
*** Show Opener: 4 vs. 4 Tag Team Match ***
Extreme Juggalos ("The Straight-Edge Juggalo" Ryan Kendrick & "The High-Flying Extremist" The Enigma; w/ Ronda Rousey) | INked (Keri Cruz & Greg Ramirez; w/ Chanel Rodriguez)
vs.
The Enforcers (Dequan Wallace & G-Money Briggs; w/ Veda Scott) | The MisFits ("Queen of Submission" Casey Cortez & "Tattooed Beauty" Laura Jackson; w/ "The Pretty Rose" Rose Cortez)
Greg Ramirez and Keri Cruz dropkick the MisFits down to the ringside floor just as they hop up onto the ring apron to enter the ring. Dequan Wallace hits the ropes and G-Money launches him into the air towards INked, knocking both men out of the ring with a Flying Double Lariat. Ryan Kendrick dove from the top rope with a Double Axe Handle. G-Money caught the Straight-Edge Juggalo out of the air with an Inverted Atomic Drop and swatted the incoming High-Flying Extremist with a powerful point-blank Clothesline that turned The Enigma inside out upon impact. In an act of pure domination in these opening moments of this contest, G-Money threw The Enigma out of the ring with a Long Distance (Border Toss/Release Crucifix Powerbomb) and into everyone (The MisFits, Dequan Wallace, and INked) all at ringside.
The Carter: Looks like we’re getting one hell of a preview of the pending implosion between these teams at Dead or Alive!
Prof. X: I think that’s an understatement.
Francine: After a move like that, it looks like the Enforcers don’t want INked - nor anyone else for that matter - to make it to Dead or Alive.
Referee Slick Johnson attempts to issue some semblance of order among this chaos as Ryan Kendrick and G-Money Briggs are the last two competitors standing to “officially” start this match. Kendrick made the first move, attacking G-Money from behind with a Half Nelson Sleeper. G-Money smashes his spine into the corner to counter before removing the minor annoyance with a Backpack Stunner. Kendrick reels into the corner as G-Money charges in at full speed with a Big Splash. Kendrick moves out of harm’s way at the last second and impacts into the corner with a Faygo Splash (Stinger Splash) of his own to G-Money. Greg Ramirez races in and delivers a Shining Wizard, followed by a Sitout Facebuster from the corner by Keri Cruz. Kendrick tags out to The Enigma who ends this combination assault to G-Money Briggs with a Springboard Splash to make the cover.
ONE…
TWO…
NO!!!
G-Money powers out of the pin, sending The Enigma across the ring. The Enigma attempts to get back to his feet, but Casey chokeslams him to the canvas with authority from the ring apron. Dequan Wallace hurls himself into the waking Enigma with a Slingshot Shoulder Block, knocking the High-Flying Extremist into G-Money’s clutches for a pending Release German Suplex.
Francine: Looks like the Extreme Juggalos and INked aren’t the only ones who can cook up these tandem combination assaults. This isn’t looking good for The Enigma.
G-Money tags out to the Tattooed Beauty, who climbs the top rope and drops a Diving Leg Drop over the throat of The Enigma before going for the cover.
ONE…
TWO…
THRE--NO!!!
Keri Cruz broke the near-fall with a Running Flip Neckbreaker to Laura Jackson. Casey Cortez enters the ring and headbutts Keri from behind before holding him in place within a Full Nelson. Dequan Wallace charges in for a Shoulder Thrust, but Keri Cruz manages to slip out of Casey’s grasp, causing Dequan to impact into the Queen of Submission instead. Casey shook off the blow and shoved Dequan Wallace out of frustration.
The Carter: Uh oh, looks like there’s trouble in paradise…
Francine: If that’s your idea of paradise, I would hate to see your idea of Hell.
This proves to be the powder keg in this shaky temporary partnership between the Enforcers and the MisFits as the two factions begin arguing among themselves. Veda Scott staggers to her feet and away from her catfight with Chanel Rodriguez to shout, “GET WITH THE PROGRAM! DON’T LOSE FOCUS!!” before she’s silenced by Chanel at ringside tackling her to the floor again.
The Extreme Juggalos and INked take advantage of the situation as this match erupts into more chaos. Dequan Wallace found himself Raided by INked. First, Keri Cruz struck with a Bicycle Yakuza Kick and Greg Ramirez follow suit with a Springboard 450 Splash. G-Money Briggs caught Ramirez out of the air with a Sitout Powerbomb, dropping him right next to the downed Dequan Wallace. The Enigma launches himself back into the ring with a Springboard Dropkick but Casey knocks him out of the air with a well-placed Clothesline from Hell. The Tattooed Beauty unleashed a Super Kick to the incoming Ryan Kendrick, only to move out of harm’s way at the last second. Laura Jackson’s blow hits the waking Dequan Wallace, which primed him ready for the pending barrage from the Extreme Juggalos. Kendrick hits the Faygo Driver Mk. II (Over the Shoulder Reverse Piledriver) to Dequan. G-Money Briggs sprung into the action to intervene but the Juggalos pulled down the ropes, causing him to fall out of the ring down to ringside. Kendrick drops on all-fours and Greg Ramirez vaulted out of the ring with a Springboard 450 Splash out of the ring to the waking Enforcer. Back in the ring, The Enigma finishes off Dequan Wallace with the No Limit (Corkscrew 630 Degree Swanton Bomb).
To the surprise of the live audience, the MisFits hop down from the ring apron as The Enigma makes the pin.
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!!!
Just as referee Slick Johnson raises the arm of The Enigma and Ryan Kendrick in triumph, Casey Cortez and Laura Jackson attack them from behind with a ladder. Rose Cortez directs the pending chaos as the MisFits set up the ladder up in the middle of the ring and raise Ryan Kendrick and The Enigma back to their feet for a Double Spike Piledriver. Rose positions herself at the top of the ladder and motions to deliver the exclamation point to this deadly combination maneuver. Keri Cruz makes the save with a Dropkick to the ladder, causing it to teeter over and propel Rose out of the ring and down through a table that Ronda had wisely set up at ringside.
The MisFits quickly race to tend to the fallen Rose and dig her out of the wreckage. Casey carries the unconscious Rose on her shoulder as they head up the entrance ramp while INked and the Extreme Juggalos celebrate their win.
Prof. X: Both INked and the Extreme Juggalos dodged a bullet tonight and walked away the winners, but can these teams do the same at Dead or Alive?
The Carter: Yeah, we still don’t know whether or not the Ladies of Doom are medically cleared after the MisFits’ vicious assault a few weeks ago.
Francine: That’s not even the half of it. You know both the MisFits and the Enforcers aren’t going to sit well with this.
The scene opens with The Showstoppin Senorita in a small dressing room speaking to the opposite end of her. The camera doesn’t show the receiver yet. Because Mariah was not booked for a match, she is wearing casual attire.
Mariah rubs the back of her head, "I was lucky that I didn't need any stitches after Amber and Raven broke that vase over my head. Despite that, Doc wants me to take it easy until the Pay-Per-View. That's not why I decided to come to the show anyway tonight. It's been crazy over the last few weeks - people leaving left and right. The whole tyrannical power trip that Xion is on lately. Then don't get me started about this whole thing with my sisters that somehow became into a complete mess into that ring.
I'm sorry that I've dragged all of you into this mess. If it were up to me, I would leave both of you out of this, but of course, this is the business we've all choose to work in and that comes with the territory. I'm also sorry that you had to see ReAction to find out about Tia's dirty laundry about where she's been disappearing to lately."
The camera zooms out to finally reveal the other person. The Georgia Peach, Morgan Davis, sitting on a chair with one leg crossing over the other. A lighted vanity shining behind her. Morgan takes the time to share her input on the matter.
Morgan: “You know what? I’m cool. All y’all had to do was let me know. I didn’t need the last ReAction to know that you all have encountered Philly Cheesesteak on a few occasions, especially Tia. We don’t need to go through that boat again, because I’m sick and tired of hearing about him. From the podcasts, to the news, to the blogs. Girl, it’s like the dirty ass cockroaches are coming out again.”
Mariah sighs, "If Tia still has feelings for the guy, I won't hold it against her. It's her life after all. Who are we to judge her? I had a moment of weakness and gave Brandon a hug after hearing that heart-felt and emotional statement he made on the show last week. Those jerks have their RARE moments where they are actually human and likable..."
Mariah adds, “Enough about boys, you have to focus. You got a match to win tonight. Good luck in your match tonight, boo.”
Morgan: “Thanks, girl.”
Mariah: “I know you are going to slay out there... as always.”
Morgan: “Oh, you know I always do, boo boo.”
After the two Queen Bees exchange laughter, Mariah takes her leave from the dressing room, closing the door, as Morgan further prepares for the match by putting on mascara to enlighten the entire assemble to the audience tonight, topping with a yellow one piece vest and butt short set, closed together with a gold Ri-Ri zipper.
Seconds later after Morgan has a moment of peace and silence, she hears a few light knocks on the door behind her.
Morgan: “Mariah, what did you forget, girl?”
But as the door creaks open, Morgan suddenly stops. Her positive expression quickly shifts with an annoyed grunt to follow. Whoever is at the door causing so much animosity and high tension into the room.
Morgan: “Bitch, what do you want?”
The camera scrolls towards the door to view Amber Torres, Morgan’s opponent for tonight, slurping a Strawberry smoothie. She pauses and smiles as the door closes behind her.
Amber: “Uhhhh….I'm just wondering if you had anything to do with this third encounter of ours, tonight. Like I know you're salty about losing on Primetime, then there was the time I ruined your title dreams, but are you really just that petty to book a match? What point are you trying to prove?”
Amber sips her smoothie slowly as Morgan turns around in her chair to Amber. Her mascara waving beside her shoulders.
Morgan: “Well, I’m sorry that the match was booked that way. Why don’t you ask your “friend” to screw the boss and request for a match change? It’s not my fault that you are getting fluke wins, and apparently the boss agreed.”
Morgan turns back to the vanity to finish her mascara as Amber crosses her arms. She looks into the air, with many thought bubbles swirling around her.
Amber: “Whatever, I guess. Well, I should be going. By the way, cute outfit you have on, girl…”
Giving and taking away compliments are nothing new from The Clique stable. After Amber compliments her yellow wrestling attire, she points directly at her face to plan the insult.
“…but I believe you missed a spot on your face. Don’t want to come out looking like a half done drag queen, or at least a presentable stripper.”
Morgan pauses once again to give Amber a piercing glare, before she transitions by rolling her eyes towards the mirror again. She looks curiously to make sure that she “corrected” any mistakes. Morgan questions sarcastically with “where, bitch?” as if Amber was a child, but come to The Georgia Peach’s surprise, she did not prepare for what was coming next.
Amber: “Riiiiiiiight…”
The quick sound of a plastic top popping off and strawberry smoothie dumping all over Morgan’s hair, makeup, and clothes is that surprise. Morgan immediately gasps loudly. Of all the tricks that Amber played in the past, Morgan couldn’t believe that she played this one.
Amber: “There!”
Laughing hysterically, Amber plans her exits with Morgan still in cosmetic disarray….
Amber: “Aww damn. Maybe slinging the smoothie was a bad idea after how much time it took to get it. Oh well…good luck in your match tonight, boo! Muah!”
As soon as Amber turns her back to walk away….
Morgan: “Motha…”
…no time is wasted for Morgan’s furious hands to wrap around Amber’s light brown hair, slinging her to the wall. While Morgan may be a “scrapper”, Amber could not give Morgan an opportunity to dominate her, so she immediately goes for the hair spray on the vanity once she balances herself. Enough to distract Morgan rather than nearly blind her as Morgan’s arms blocks her view. Meanwhile, Amber slings the bottle to Morgan’s hip hard enough for The Georgia Peach to stumble onto the floor. With just as much physicality as her enemy, Amber hovers over Morgan and slams her head continuously onto the floor by her hair, until Morgan turns the tides moments later with a loud slap onto Amber’s left cheek. A slap loud enough for the entire backstage to hear.
After Morgan pushes herself onto her feet, she proceeds to grab Amber’s hair in return, dragging her around outside of the dressing room as she hits onto Amber’s temple with her knuckles.
The sight of that out in the open was enough for security to rush into the scene and pull the two apart. Amber grabbing a quick hold of Morgan’s outfit zipper and hair track, yanking both off as they land onto the floor. The hold from the security is an easy job for petite Amber, but Morgan on the other hand is too enraged for only one guy to handle. She wiggles free from the security guard and jets towards Amber. Each step caused her zipper-free attire to release itself.
After she tackles Amber, with the security guard losing his balance behind them, the cameraman has no choice but to place his camera down and intervene as well. A short glimpse of his tennis shoes flashes across the screen. Profanity, possibly by Morgan, could be shouted out in the background, before the camera concludes the scene with static….
*** Singles Match ***
"The Georgia Peach" Morgan Davis
vs.
Amber Torres
Amber is in the ring cheesing as they recap her brawl with Morgan right before commercial break. Morgan’s music hits and she comes strutting through the curtain and down the ramp on a mission. She slides in the ring immediately picking up the pint sized Amber and slamming her down in the form of a spinebuster. Part 2 of the brawl begins as Morgan mounts her with slaps and right hands to the skull. Amber manages to roll her way on top to retaliate with a few knock of her own before the ref pulls her off. Amber eventually breaks free charging at a recovering Morgan with a spear that takes them both through the ropes, down ringside. Amber takes the time to lick the palm of her hand before slapping Morgan across the face with it - repaying her for the slap from earlier. Morgan sees red as she slowly turns around to another stinging slap from Amber who is clearly getting a kick out of this. Morgan grabs a handful of Amber’s hair to repeatedly slam her face into the announcers table before pushing her over it. Morgan follows her on top of the table to set up for Magic City (Sitout Powerbomb). Amber wiggles out at the last second and pushes Morgan off the table to land in the Time Keeper’s area. Amber waits patiently to dive off the table for her next attack but in mid-air, Morgan reaches up to use Amber momentum against her, forcing her into the barricade. As they begin to roll around in another scuffle, multiple refs finally make their way out to break them up. In the middle of kicking and screaming, Morgan is able to pick up a chair and toss it in Amber’s direction, hitting her mark. This fires Amber up to get free and charge at Morgan for round 3. In between them throwing hands, Amber yanks at Morgan’s new top trying to cause another wardrobe malfunction. Unfortunately for the guys in the audience and Trey, the officials finally pull them apart before the top could be fully ripped off.
Amber lunges towards Morgan once more only for Morgan to pie-face her back into the arms of Mandisa, who just arrived on the scene, while Tia Brooks tries to calm the Georgia Peach down. With their allies and security officials struggling to keep these two feisty females at bay, it seems like more pending chaos is at hand.
For the second time tonight, the GZWA Commissioner comes out to remedy the situation.
Serena Dent: “Ladies… Excuse me, poor choice of words. Contracted models turned athletes, please, settle your plastic surgeon created caboose’s down. We all know that you’re itching to tear each other apart, believe me so am I, and I promise you we’re going to allow you to do just that. Unfortunately, it won’t be tonight since the Georgia Peach is one wardrobe malfunction away from becoming a Nicki Minaj video parody. At Dead or Alive, it will be the team of the Queen Bee Mafia’s own Morgan Davis and Tia Brooks internet breaking buns against the Clique’s own Amber Torres and Mandisa. With no particularly famous body parts.”
The two parties seem to settle down at this news as Primetime takes another commercial break.
The energetic cords of KITTY HAWK by Ki: Theory blasts through the speakers to signal the entrance of the Ladies of Doom. The fans on attendance get on their feet for the unexpected arrival of the female duo. When the first “Kitty Hawk” is shouted, Delta Madison walks out on stage holding a microphone. She is wearing a long sleeve mini black dress with silver stiletto heels. She points to the fans at each side of the stage, feeding off their energy. The entrance music fades with the fans chanting the name of the absent Endee Leights. Delta smirks with her left hand resting on her hips, raising the microphone to her hips.
Delta Madison: “I see you have noticed that I’m still missing my better half, my tag team partner, my sister – Endee Leights. You’re cries haven’t gone unheard!”
Delta paused to allow the fans to continue chanting Endee’s name.
“The question on everyone’s mind is will Endee be medically cleared to compete in the TLC ladder match for the tag team championships at Dead of Alive? Well then….”
Delta lowered the microphone to leave the fans in anticipation for the answer. Delta lowered her head and paced on the stage for a brief moment to reveal a grin upon her face when she looked up.
“Let me have the woman herself answer that for you, please welcome back… Endee Leights!”
KITTY HAWK plays again with Endee walking out on stage with her hands behind her back, skipping out on stage. Endee wears vans and a babydoll pink dress. The fans erupt with cheers with the return of the blue-headed vixen. Delta and Endee share a hug with Delta passing the microphone. Endee soaks in ovation before starting to address the audience.
Endee Leights: “Thank for that stupendous reception, I’m so happy to be back here in GZWA! It was an arduous two months since suffering from injuries sustained from The Misfits. There was so much uncertainly surrounding my wellbeing for the TLC Tag Team title match at Dead or Alive against The Misfists and The Extreme Juggalo’s. I didn’t want to let an injury take away my chance of something that my sister and me have been working all year for - winning the tag team championships. I don’t want to stall anymore, it gives me much pleasure to confirm that I WILL be competing at Dead or Alive.”
The fans cheer in approval of Endee’s announcement. Delta takes the microphone off Endee.
“The Misfits may have thought they had taken us out of the picture, but whatever doesn’t kills us only makes us stronger. When it comes to Dead or Alive, Extreme Juggalo’s and The Misfits - we are prepared to do whatever it takes to climb that ladder to grab those belts. The Ladies of Doom will be your inaugural Tag Team Champions! I guaran-damn-tee that! ”
Endee leaned into the microphone still in Delta’s hand to add one last note.
“Prepare for the end...”
Endee nonchalantly signals the championship belt around her waist with Delta following suit.
*** Singles Match ***
Tyler Storm
vs.
"Trap Star" 2-Fly Kidd
The Michigan-native Trap Star chooses to build some momentum by still taunting on the turnbuckle, as Storm shakes his lowered head in laughter. It takes the referee to walk up and ask Kidd to come down for him to pay attention to what is mainly important, and that is keeping the show on the road, and winning the match.
But Storm tries a pre-match action of his own with the trademark Code of Honor, lending out his hand to Kidd once Kidd shortens the gap between them. After a short smile and “pretending” to play casual by extending his arms out for a hug, Kidd responds with grappling him, which Storm follows and the opening bell cues. Due to his superior height, Storm has an advantage, using his feet and broad shoulders to lead Kidd every direction. However, before Storm can back the highflyer into a corner, Kidd uses his swift knees to hit Storm’s ribcage continuously until this is enough for Storm to be pushed back towards the ropes. Storm gains focus before he can touch the rope, using his physical advantage once again to control Kidd’s movements and swing him to Storm’s former direction. Storm pushes Kidd further over the rope, lifting Kidd from his feet, but after the enforcement from the referee to separate, they lift their hands free.
The self-proclaimed rookie, however, doesn’t stoop to old fashion, pulling a dirty trick by slapping Storm on the cheek. Kidd laughs at Storm’s stunned reaction, but widens his eyes when Storm grabs his arm, whipping him to the opposite ropes. Kidd ducks an approaching clothesline, but becomes a victim to the Shining Wizard. Kidd falls with his back onto the canvas, before Storm hooks the leg for the pin.
ONE…
Kidd quickly kicks Storm away from him as the match is too early for Kidd to suffer an under 5 minute loss.
Kidd, in retaliation to Storm’s former attack, drags Storm’s arm upwards, and tries wearing him down with an armbar, inflicting pain by forcing Storm’s shoulder towards the canvas. Storm puts his athleticism into action with a rolling Kip-Up and copies his opponent, demonstrating that he can perform an arm wringer armbar as well. If not, better. Kidd tries experimenting by grabbing Storm’s other arm and reversing with a Figure 4 Arm Lock, laughing in Storm’s face as his bend his knees to pull Storm’s arm. “You got this, Storm!”, the kid of sarcasm rallies. He adds more questions for Storm to answer by lowering under Storm’s arm to stand behind him, transitioning to the Dragon Sleeper Hold, and kneeling down so Storm can lean backwards with his knees.
The audience rallies in support for Storm to persevere the difficult hold, which he does by clutching Kidd’s shoulder for balance and lifting himself up. Storm spins to Kidd’s back with his wrenched arm and uses his free hand to grab Kidd’s wrist, twisting it in order to reverse into another armbar. However, instead of another submission battle, Storm drags Kidd around to whip him, but Kidd feints at the ropes, avoiding from being greeted by an already positioned Flapjack. Storm, alternatively, greets him with a running clothesline to flip Kid over the top rope. Kidd grips the middle rope, struggling to steer clear from the outside and onto the apron. Storm charges to Kidd, but Kidd knees Storm on the abdomen, following up with a Springboard Cross Body, landing on Storm and lifting Storm’s leg for another pin attempt.
ONE…
TWO…
Storm rolls Kidd backwards for a surprise Cradle Pin.
ONE…
TWO…
Kidd kicks out, immediately gripping Storm’s hair with his fingers. Once Storm was leveled onto his feet, Kidd releases a series of right punches and right kicks to Storm’s head and abdomen, staggering Storm backwards, until one last roundhouse kick aiming at the head is caught by Storm’s hands. Kidd plans to trick Storm with an Enzuigiri, but Storm ducks from the kick, lifting one leg as he plants his upper body onto Kidd, as Kidd lands chest first onto the mat. Storm progressively bends Kidd’s favorite asset backwards in a One Legged Boston Crab to wear it down.
After a brief struggle at wiggling free from the submission hold, Kidd lifts his upper body from the canvas, curling under Storm’s legs, and countering with a Double Leg Cradle Pin over his opponent’s legs.
ONE…
TWO…
THR…WAIT!
Storm escapes the three count by a hair, jolting Kidd away from him with his legs. Kidd charges at him, but Storm already rebounds from the ropes behind him, using a Reverse Chop Block to trip Kidd onto the middle rope with his neck. After the Trap Star recuperates, Storm rebounds from the opposite ropes, charging at him with a spear, but Kidd pulls the middle rope down, flipping Storm out of the ring.
Kidd grips the ropes in hopes of a Diving Cross Body, but feints over the top rope to the outside apron once Storm, who rolled to his feet after the failed Spear, slides back inside. Storm, with a short stride, attempts to knock Kidd off with an elbow, but Kidd counters with a shoulder block between the ropes. Stunned Storm gives Kidd enough space to springboard from the top rope with another Cross Body in the brain, but Storm isn’t one to be fooled twice. He turns the table with Storm Front (Rebound Clothesline) on airborne Kidd, who lands back first onto the canvas with his legs over his head. The audience cringes from the potential injury.
Storm already believes that he has this match set, positioning for Eye of the Storm (Cross Rhodes) with a wake-up taunt. As Kidd tries to regain his senses from the former counterattack, Storm inches closer to Kidd, a kick to the gut framing his mind. Unfortunately, once Storm could execute the move, Kidd grabs a hold of Storm’s ankle. Storm responds with a clothesline, but Kidd ducks under him and rebounds the ropes, planting dead on Storm’s face with 2-Fly (Jumping Knee). The Trap Star goes for the winning pin.
ONE!
TWO!
TH…
Or rather attempted winning fan as Storm prevents Kidd from reaching the finish line by an inch. Kidd’s clear discontent can be seen as he rests on the canvas, mouthing “Damn…” to himself between a pair of long breaths. Storm’s rope support to his feet is stopped midway once Kidd grabs his hair and slowly forces each other up, but Storm surprises him with a gut kick and applies the front face lock. Cheers erupt as Storm strikes his last smile of the night to the audience. He lifts his leg for the Thunderstruck (Lita DDT) setup…
…but The Trap Star hooks Storm’s weighed leg for the Small Package.
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!
2 Fly Kidd hops up to his feet in celebration over that tricky win and promptly exits the ring, while Storm raises up from the canvas, shaking his head in disappointment.
As Tyler Storm is kicking himself mentally for tonight’s loss, “The Statement” Victor Phillips slides into the ring and decks Tyler Storm from behind with a steel chair in hand. With Tyler at his feet, Victor raises a microphone to his lips, “Not so funny now when you’re on the losing end, huh, punk?”
Victor then hammers Storm over the spine with the steel chair before discarding it onto the canvas. Victor delivers the statement - literally - by dropping Tyler Storm onto the steel chair with the VIP Treatment (Vertebreaker). With Storm out cold, The Statement poses over his fallen prey as Primetime goes on commercial break.
Contract Signing for Television Championship Match at Dead or Alivebetween "The Next Level" Mike Bradley and "The Goddess" Amanda Cortez - Hosted by GZWA Commissioner Serena Dent
We get back to the arena after a commercial break as "Painkiller" by Three Days Grace is already fading out into the noise. The GZWA Commissioner Serena Dent is already standing confidently in the middle of the ring. Right next to her is a desk and two chairs, with a contract and two pens on. Everybody in the arena knew what was about to happen. The crowd died down as she raised the microphone to her lips and finally spoke out.
Serena Dent: Good evening, everybody and welcome back to Primetime. Tonight, you are all the witnesses of an historical event that will take place right here, right now. The current Television champion, Amanda Cortez will sign an official contract with "The Next Level" Mike Bradley for a match at our marvelous pay-per-view "Dead or Alive", with her coveted title on the line. This is the first time in GZWA history that an official contract signing will take place on live air. I hope both of them will be intellectually able to write. Please, welcome to the ring our current Television champion Amanda Cortez and her opponent, Mike Bradley.
The song "Feuer frei" by Rammstein is played and Amanda comes down to the ring. Carefully she climbs into the ring and before anybody can say anything she raises her arms in victory.
Then she glares at the commissioner and sits down, pretty relaxed and cool.
Well, I don't know whether I'm intellectually able to write, but I'll try my best, and I'm sure I'll do better than this retarded moron Bradley."
She laughs in a dirty way and winks at Serena. But at that very moment "It's Goin' Down" hits the speakers and Mike Bradley comes out to the ring, accompanied by Danielle Bradley brandishing a kendo stick. Mike gets in the ring, poses for the crowd, then plops himself down in the chair and kicks his feet up on the table.
"Given Amanda's mic skills and how much her brain is fried from her... extracurricular activities. I'm not surprised that it's hard for her to write..."
The crowd ooohs at Mike's jab.
"You don't have to worry about that problem with me. But let's get down to business, I need to make a couple things clear to you, Cortez..."
He takes his feet off the table and leans over it.
"As I mentioned when I invoked my rematch clause, this is a 30-minute Ultimate Submission Match with NOBODY allowed at ringside. So unlike when you STOLE the title from me in the first place, you won't have your sex slaves, or whatever you want to call them to bail you out if you get yourself into a precarious position - and trust me, you'll find yourself in a bunch of those at Dead or Alive!"
"The second thing I need to mention is that in an Ultimate Submission Match, there MUST be a winner. None of this draw bullshit. If for some ungodly reason we're tied after 30 minutes, we go to sudden death! If you really want to prove you deserve that title, you're going to have to actually beat me, and beat me at my game!"
The crowd chants "Mike's gonna kill you!" as he signs the contract. Then he slams the pen down on the clipboard and slides it over to Amanda's side of the table. Serena just rolls her eyes at the two huge egos sitting behind opposing sides of the table. Lifting the microphone up to her lips again she flashed this painfully fake smile at Mike.
You are so gracious, Mr. Bradley, for doing my job for me.
Looking back at the crowd, the commissioner started slowly pacing around the ring.
As Mike already enlightened us, the match for the Television Championship will be a 30-minute Ultimate Submission match. Whatever the outcomes will be, at Dead or Alive we must have a clear winner, either a retaining or new champion. And not a single member of the MisFits can stand ringside.
At that moment, Serena focused her attention on the brother and sister right in front of her eyes. A satisfied little grin appeared on her face as she spoke once again.
The same goes for the other birthing accident in the Bradley family. Danielle, you are banned from ringside as are Amanda's little circus troupe. If I see outside interference from anyone of you... I will personally suspend all of your contracts, send you off for a little unpaid rest and relaxation and vacate the title. Did I make myself clear?
Danielle rolls her eyes and shakes her head.
"Birthing accident. Right. And I suppose this incestuous lesbian dominatrix sitting across from us is someone we should all look up to?"
Mike kicks his feet up on the table again.
"See, here's the fundamental difference between you and me, Cortez: You know, I know, and everyone in this damn building knows that the only way you can beat me is with substantial help from your pussy posse. When you step into the ring with me at Dead or Alive, you'll realize that a level playing field is tantamount to having the deck stacked against you! Just admit it: you can't stand the thought of a fair fight!"
Still with the per in her hand Amanda rolls her eyes. The whole situation goes on her nerves.
"Well, let's see whether I can write ...."
She makes three crosses on the contract and then she covers her mouth with one hand."
'Oops, it went wrong ..."
Then she laughs out.
"Ok, I'll try again ...and it's ok that my friends don't be at the ring as long as his shemales sis stays away too. But that only counts for the match. For what happens after in done with him I can't guarantee. I bet my friends will wait in his locker room to celebrate his loss with him in our way."
Again she laughs, but then she looks at him with a cold glare.
"And if you think that I'm scared of you, lil gay boy, then you're wrong. I'm also not scared of a sso calledfair fight. I can beat you wherever and whenever I want and you will learn that soon."
Then she signs the contract, but as she wants to put the pen away, Amanda tries to jab it right through Mike's hand, so that it sticks there. Fortunately, Mike managed to pull his hand away in mere seconds, with the pen hitting the table. Again she covers her mouth with one hand and steps back a bit.
"Oops ...what have I done? It just overcame me ...I'm so sorry ..."
But then she laughs in a dirty way.
"I hope you have none of these diseases gays might have ...."
Another cold glare at the two and she continues.
"So I think we are done here? Or does this moron has something more boring to tell? Cuz if not I prefer it to go. I have better things to do than to waste my time with this ugly fat bastard."
After hearing Amanda's monologue about her opponent, Serena was left slightly gobsmacked. Looking at the champion she could barely find any words. And she wasn't the only one. It felt like the walls in the arena shook from all of the boos and angry shouts evoked by her gay slurs.
Wow... Stupid, annoying and homophobic. Truly, Amanda, what a gift to mankind are you. If God exists in this universe, I do hope he'll struck you with lightning and end our misery.
Picking up the contract, she looked over it, to see if everything was good and then looked back at the two superstars still sitting there.
Everything seems good. I do hope that you two will have enough brain cells not to risk your contracts and have a fair match at "Dead or Alive". Although... I wouldn't mind to have a good month of peace and quiet around here, without you lunatics running around like inmates in a freaking asylum. But nonetheless, I have to wish you a good match and may the best person win...
Mike continues to stare down Amanda as he tosses the pen out of the ring.
"All you can say about my sister is that she's transgendered, and all you can say about me is that I'm gay, fat, and retarded. How old are you, 10? Because if you are, then Dead or Alive is past your bedtime, and I'm gonna put you to sleep!"
He leaps across the table and starts wailing on Amanda, and the crowd goes nuts as Serena quickly makes her way out of the ring and calls for security. The MisFits come out to Amanda's defense, but Danielle holds them at bay with the kendo stick. Mike then prepares to lock Amanda in the Boston Strangler, but before he can get a firm grip, she wriggles out and meets the MisFits at ringside. With the Television Title still in the ring, Mike picks it up and holds it aloft standing on the top turnbuckle, still locking eyes with Amanda.
*** Tag Team Match ***
Sean O'Haire & Red Dragon
vs.
Bo Dallas & "The Architect" Chris Matthews
Prof. X: Welcome back, GZWA fans. During the commercial break, our lovely Commissioner has added another match to the match card for Dead or Alive. There will be a Classic Survivor Series Match, pitting 4 competitors against the opposing team of 4.
Francine: That match will consist of “The Statement” Victor Phillips leading the team of Bo Dallas, “The Architect” Chris Matthews, and “The Guru” Danielle Bradley, while Tyler Storm leads the team of Sean O’Haire, Jaser Cruz, and “The Chic Geek” Jade Wylder.
The Carter: Wow, that’s going to be one hell of a match. Dead or Alive is looking to have an action-packed card from top to bottom.
Red Dragon and Chris Matthews don’t hesitate to start things off in a continuation of their bout from the last episode of Primetime. The Architect enters the fray, charging straight for Red Dragon and evading his opening strike, only to rebound from the ropes with a Springboard Clothesline. Red Dragon catches his rival out of the air and drops him to the canvas with authority with a Spinebuster. Red Dragon continues his offense with a series of Mounted Punches. Bo Dallas pulls Red Dragon off of Chris Matthews with an Inverted DDT. Sean O’Haire tosses the BOliever out of the ring before he could do any further harm.
Prof. X: Looks like the action is spilling out here to ringside, folks.
Sean O’Haire follows behind Bo Dallas who stuns O’Haire with an European Uppercut to stun him briefly. Bo Dallas then follows suit with a Bo-Dog (Springboard Bulldog), using the ring apron to get his momentum. O’Haire counters by dropping Bo onto the nearby steel steps as the BOliever unleashes an audible gasp of pain as he writhes on the unforgiving steel steps.
The Carter: You better BOlieve that he’s going to feel that one in the morning.
Francine: He’s feeling it right now, yesterday, and everyday after that…
Back in the ring, Red Dragon hits the ropes and returns towards the waking Chris Matthews with a Clothesline from Hell. The Architect sprung to his feet and ducks the blow and vaults out of the ring with a Running Shooting Star Press into Sean O’Haire at ringside. The Architect doesn’t celebrate for long as Red Dragon dove from the top rope with a Diving Bulldog to plant Chris Matthews face-first into the ringside floor.
With Chris Matthews still out of it among the bodies scattered at ringside, Red Dragon rolls the Architect back into the ring and goes for the cover.
ONE…
TWO…
THRE---NO!!!
Red Dragon looks on in disbelief before smashing his fists on the canvas out of frustration. He slowly regains his composure and drags the Architect to his feet and into position for a Piledriver. Chris Matthews flips Red Dragon overhead to counter and Sean O’Haire tags himself in. Chris Matthews turned around in the knick of time to see O’Haire’s pending Jumping Spin Kick in motion and responded with a Complete Shot to drop O’Haire face-first onto the canvas. O’Haire sat up on all-fours, only to have his head spiked back down to the canvas as Chris Matthews connected with the Piece of Mind (Rollins Running Stomp to the back of the head). Matthews goes for the pin.
ONE…
TWO…
Red Dragon tries to make the break but Bo Dallas trips him up, allowing the referee’s arm to come down at…
THREE!!!
Prof. X: Looks like victory has eluded Red Dragon for the second time in his GZWA career. Chris Matthews is looking like a strong player for Team Statement at Dead or Alive.
*** Singles Match: Non-Title Match ***
GZWA Women's Champion "The Ultimate Vixen" Raven
vs.
"The Chic Geek" Jade Wylder
As Primetime returns from commercial break, the “Showstoppin’ Senorita” Mariah is shown joining the team on commentary.
Prof. X: Why this is a pleasant surprise. We’re glad to have the quintessential Queen Bee of the Queen Bee Mafia joining us tonight. How are you holding up after that vicious assault last week?
Mariah: Thank you, professor. I’m alive and well. That’s all that matters. I’m not going to allow the opportunity to win the Vixen’s Championship to slip through my fingers.
Francine: What brings this visit from you tonight?
Mariah: I want to see my prey up close and personal. It’s true that I have a small hand in Raven’s training, but that was another lifetime ago. She’s grown and evolved as a wrestler. I would be foolish to not take this opportunity to see her in action before Dead or Alive.
Francine: What about Laura Jackson? You don’t see her as a threat?
Mariah shook her head, “That’s not true at all. If you may remember, Laura and Casey were the ones who eliminated Morgan and I out of the Tag Team Tournament. She’s got enough on her plate fighting in two matches for the event, so I think her stamina and endurance will play a factor at Dead or Alive.”
The Carter: I have to agree and I know a thing or two about stamina and endurance…
Francine rolls her eyes, “Solo performances don’t count, Carter…”
*Nearing the end of her entrance, Raven bows to the announce table where Mariah is sitting. Lifting up, Rae clutches the back of her head mocking her attack on Mariah on the last show, jokingly asking her if she was okay. Never missing a chance to run her mouth, Raven reaches for a mic before walking up to Jade with a sincere smile on her face.*
“Hi….um……" *Raven repeatedly snaps her fingers* "...Uh…..You know what your name is. Listen, hun, I know it’s exciting for you to be in the ring with Moi, but quite honestly I’m not feeling up to it tonight. As you saw on the last show your champion kind of lost all composure at the sight of those ‘things’ winning the match and it’s still got me a little sick. But instead of full on having the match called off, I wanted to come out and give you the Raven Experience out of the kindness of my heart. Unfortunately, my full heart isn’t in this so I’m gonna make this quick, sweet and as painless for me as possible.”
*Just then, Raven punches the side of Jade’s head with the hard, bottom end of the microphone. Raising her arms innocently as the Ref forces her back, Rae stretches out on the top turnbuckle/corner tracing the design of The Vixen Title with her fingers, waiting none-to-patiently for Jade to get up and start the match.*
Mariah: You don’t know how badly I’m dying for the opportunity to wipe that smug grin off of Raven’s face. I mean what I said those many weeks ago when I said that I want to be figurehead of honor and dignity for this division. I want to be a role model for the women under the GZWA brand, not a tyrant like Raven.
Prof. X: I wouldn’t be lying if I admit that I wouldn’t mind seeing that come to fruition sooner more than later.
Francine: Well, you’ll have your chance at Dead or Alive. Just beat Laura and Raven and that dream could come true.
The Carter: You’re saying it like it’s an easy task, Frannie.
Mariah: As much as I hate to admit it, I have my work cut out for me. I’m not getting younger. These women are at the top of their game and I’ve been on the shelf for better half of the year. Who knows, maybe these younger girls are the ones who should overthrow this tyrant off her throne. Maybe it’s girls like Jade Wylder who have what it takes. Tonight is going to be one of those nights where she shows the world what she’s made of.
Francine: Either that or she fails horribly...
After the opening bell, Jade extends a hand towards the Ultimate Vixen out of respect. Raven looks puzzled at the gesture and accepts by slapping Jade across the face with enough force to knock her back onto the canvas. Raven helps Jade to her feet in the form of a Half Nelson Facebuster, but Jade rejects Raven’s “kindly” gesture by shoving her into the ropes to counter. The Ultimate Vixen rebounds from the ropes and into the pending Rolling Wheel Kick from the Chic Geek to leave Raven down on all fours.
Prof. X: This isn’t looking good for our reigning Vixen Champion.
Mariah: I’m not surprised to see her on her knees. That’s a position that Raven’s VERY comfortable in…
Francine: What are you implying, Mariah?
Mariah: Don’t play coy, Francine.
The Carter looks intrigued, “DO TELL!”
Mariah: Don’t ask me. Go ask Victor… and Xion… and Leon… Oh the list goes on and on. She’s a regular Energizer Bunny. She keeps going and going and going...
Francine: Enough, Mariah. You’re going to give Carter a heart attack over there and neither of us want to give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
Jade Wylder continues her offense with a Swinging Neckbreaker to the waking Ultimate Vixen, who elevates Jade onto her shoulders with a Samoan Drop to turn the tide into her favor. With Jade down on the canvas, Raven dusts her hands off in a cocky manner before motioning for the Bitch Kick (Chick Kick).
Mariah: Raven’s arrogance downright disgusts me. She has no respect for anyone other than herself.
The Carter: Well, she IS the champion after all. It goes with the territory. She was the one who ended Mei Long’s legendary title reign.
Francine: That doesn’t qualify her to be a bitch about it, Carter.
Prof. X: It looks like this match could be over.
Raven strikes with the Bitch Kick, only for Jade Wylder to roll her up with a School Boy pin.
ONE…
TWO…
WAIT!!
Raven rolls through the pin attempt and applies the Discipline (Edgecator) to take control of the momentum yet again in this match. Jade Wylder desperately crawls towards the ropes. Her goal is in her reach but Amber Torres pulls the ropes back as Raven takes the opportunity to drag Jade Wylder back towards the middle of the ring. Amber Torres mocks Jade holding up a “L” gesture as Jade continues to fight tooth and nail against the hold.
Mariah groans with disgust, “How long is this going to continue? Is it bad enough that Raven’s merely toying with Jade and now Amber and that other thing that they are calling a woman are here at ringside?”
Prof. X: To the folks watching at home, Mariah’s referring to the latest addition to the Clique, Mandisa.
The Carter: I don’t judge.. as long as she’s not packing the same equipment as me downtown then we got a party.
Francine: Uh oh, here comes more trouble...
Mariah smiles as Morgan Davis and Tia Brooks stare down with Amber Torres and Mandisa at ringside. Raven mouths off to them and orders Referee Jacqueline Moore to do her job and keep them from getting involved. During her tantrum, Raven releases the hold on Jade Wylder in her arrogance and beckons the Chic Geek to her feet. Raven yanks her into position for the High Price (Edgecution). Jade springs back to life with a Spinning Headlock Elbow Drop to counter.
Prof. X: Looks like Raven is in trouble!
Mariah: Hmph, looks like Jade might not be out of this yet after all.
Francine: For a rookie, Jade is really turning some heads in the Vixen division tonight.
The Carter: Who would’ve thought that she would be able to hang with the champion tonight?
Raven staggers back to her feet as Jade struck again, this time with a Tilt-a-Whirl Cross Body. Jade Wylder is pumped up with a crowd behind her cheering her on as she climbed the turnbuckle. The Chic Geek stalked her prey and took flight with a Flying Lariat as the Ultimate Vixen rose to her feet. Raven swats Jade out of the air with a point-blank Bitch Kick. The Vixen Champion took the opportunity to take a formal bow at her own expense.
Francine: And the Vixen Champion rubs salt into the wound instead of winning the match.
Mariah sighs, “That’s the type of woman she is. She brings nothing but filth to the honor and prestige that a champion is supposed to represent.”
Prof. X: Bold words spoken by the Showstoppin’ Senorita, folks.
Raven goes for the win by covering Jade Wylder and counting along with the referee’s counts.
ONE…
TWO…
THRE---NO!!!
Raven looks in complete shock as Amber Torres looks heartbroken that this match has to continue. As Jade Wylder struggles to get back up, Raven slides out of the ring as she’s fed up with these games and snatches her championship from Zoey Valentine at ringside - not even taking the time to acknowledge Mariah’s presence on commentary. Raven slides back into the ring and levels the Chic Geek with the championship gold instantly as Referee Jacqueline Moore signals for the bell to award the victory to Jade Wylder via disqualification. As the crowd showers her with boos, Raven continues to bow with her precious title positioned on her shoulder while Amber Torres and Mandisa brawl with Morgan Davis and Tia Brooks on the entrance ramp.
Raven stood back and enjoyed the show until she noticed that Mariah isn’t too pleased with her actions and steps out of the ring to get her face at the commentary table.
Mariah: “I’ve had my fill of talking about what I’m going to do at Dead or Alive… Victor Phillips had the right idea. It’s time to make a statement of my own.”
Mariah removes her headset and stands up to stare down with Raven eye to eye. The silence between them is broken as the MisFits’ own Laura Jackson smashes Raven’s skull onto the commentary table. Casey Cortez hops over the barricade to join Laura Jackson as their eyes join with Mariah’s, trailing down to the Ultimate Vixen doubled over at their feet. In a surprise turn of events, Mariah joins forces with the MisFits to deliver a Triple Powerbomb to Raven through the commentary table.
With Raven out cold among the debris, Laura and Mariah reach for the Vixen Championship simultaneously. Laura Jackson and Mariah stared down to the other before dropping the title over Raven’s chest and going their separate ways as Primetime took a commercial break.
Backstage, Christy Hemme catches up with CM Punk mere moments before tonight’s main event.
Christy Hemme: “Dead or Alive is right around the corner, yet tonight you’re having to face three of your opponents for that said match while teaming up with another three competitors. How does it feel to finally reach your goal and win the GZWA World Heavyweight Championship?”
CM Punk sighs, “I think you mean ‘won’ in past tense, Christy.”
Christy Hemme immediately apologizes, “Sorry, I didn’t want to open any past wounds…”
CM Punk shook his head, “No it’s alright. Yes, I achieved my goal and became GZWA World Heavyweight Champion. It’s in the record books and Xion can’t take that away from me. Jimmy Jacobs may be the reigning champion now but I hope that Jimmy Jacobs realizes that he has a HUGE target on his back. I’m not the only wrestler here who is looking for redemption - Hano Eiyu is fighting for his PEOPLE. Genesis, or rather Brandon Payne, is leaving the past behind him and aspiring for a fresh start and a new beginning at Dead or Alive. What am fighting for? The same thing that I’ve always been fighting for - CHANGE. I’ll keep fighting for all of you in the GZWA Nation as long as that means I’m one step closer towards bringing change in this company for the better. I can’t change this company by sitting at home on my couch or sitting behind a keyboard like the ‘internet darlings’.
Hano Eiyu, Brandon Payne, and I will walk into Dead or Alive and beat the holy hell out of each other in that Elimination Chamber, but TONIGHT we will fight as one. I may not see eye to eye with those guys on a regular basis, but there’s one thing certain that they have earned and it’s my RESPECT.”
Christy Hemme looks confused, “But what about your rather ‘colorful’ history with Genesis?”
CM Punk shrugs, “We hate Xion more than we hate each other so that much I think we can agree on. Tonight, we handle business with Jacobs and Xion’s goon squad. After that, we’ll settle our differences - like men - at Dead or Alive.”
“And you’ll BOTH lose tonight AND at Dead or Alive…”
The camera pans over to Veda Scott walking onto the scene.
CM Punk: “Oh hey there, Veda. What hole or rather ditch did you crawl out of today?”
Veda Scott snaps back, “I’m not in the mood for your childish wisecracks tonight. We’ll see who’s laughing when my CLIENT…”
Punk cuts her off, “Is the 1 in the 2,001 who saw you streaking for a job here. Okay, gotcha.”
Christy Hemme chuckles as Veda Scott is visibly fuming.
Veda Scott: “Can you stop trying to slander my good reputation? I’m not one of your exchangeable ex-girlfriends. For your information, I was hired from my extensive and VERY impressive law school merits, thank you very much!”
CM Punk: “What did you do, mail in a few box tops from the Cheerios box for that diploma if you didn’t see the fine print about being a WRESTLER here?”
Veda stomps her foot, “That was a MINOR oversight! Gimme a break already! I’m going through a LOT of stress after the last few weeks, thanks to your little pains-in-the-ass!”
Punk shook his head, “Don’t blame me for the ‘pity-parade’ taking their frustrations out on you before heading out of the door. I had absolutely nothing to do with that. I’m the one who had his so-called girlfriend walk out without a thank you or goodbye after she was living with me rent-free for the last few months while her work visa was getting sorted out.”
Veda Scott smirked, “You may not be the one who’s at fault, but they were associated with your collection of socially awkward, midget fangirls. They may be gone from GZWA, but I’m going to take pleasure making your life a living hell. That’s why my client…”
Punk cuts her off again, “Is still a virgin… Justice touching Carnage was the closest he’s been to sexual intercourse his entire life. I’m pretty sure he thought that ‘hardcore’ match with Amanda was foreplay. Or maybe I’m completely wrong here and Carnage plays for a different team. After all, there are quite a lot of guys ready to set up to bat for Xion… That ‘Hardcore Monster’ moniker could have a totally different meaning that what we’ve thought up to this point...”
Veda Scott: “Laugh all you want, Punk, but when you and your so-called followers are left for dead after what Carnage does to you at Dead or Alive, we’ll see who’s the one laughing then..”
As Veda Scott confidently walks away, Punk adds one more jab, “Oh I’m sure I’m going to be laughing at Dead or Alive after Chanel makes you her bitch.”
Christy Hemme smiles once more, “I hate to ask, but I promise this will be the last question since you have to go out there for your match. What do you think of Rocky Romero selling out and turning his back on the GZWA Nation just to align himself with the GZWA Chairman?”
CM Punk glares at Christy Hemme, “You’ll see first-hand what I think of him when I introduce my fist to his face in that ring tonight…”
Punk walks off the scene as Primetime goes on its last commercial break of the night.
*** Main Event: Dead or Alive Elimination Chamber Main Event Preview ***
6-Man Tag Team Match
GZWA World Heavyweight Champion "The Emo Warrior" Jimmy Jacobs, "The Hardcore Monster" Carnage (w/ Veda Scott), "The Cuban Hooligan" Rocky Romero (return)
vs.
"The People's Champ" Hano Eiyu, "Best in the World" CM Punk, "King of Controversy"
Primetime returns from its last commercial break of the night with Hano Eiyu and Jimmy Jacobs starting things off. Hano Eiyu races to make the first move, but the Emo Warrior stops Hano Eiyu’s blind charge with a Dropkick to the Knee, followed by a Kitchen Sink. With Hano Eiyu doubled over, the Emo Warrior delivers a Running Facecrusher for good measure.
Prof. X: Jimmy Jacobs may have won the GZWA World Heavyweight Championship on rather questionable terms on our last episode of Primetime, but he’s definitely proving his worth tonight.
Francine: You can’t fault Hano Eiyu too much here. He’s still rather emotional about losing the championship.
Jimmy Jacobs took the opportunity to taunt the fans briefly, only the have his showboating to backfire on him as Hano Eiyu tackled him to the canvas with a Lou Thesz Press followed by a series of mounted punches to the skull of the Emo Warrior. Hano Eiyu then hit the ropes and rebounds with a Cartwheel Elbow Strike to the waking Jimmy Jacobs. With Jacobs down, Hano Eiyu tagged out to Brandon Payne who quickly charged into motion with a Showstealer (Spear). Jimmy Jacobs panics and tags out to Carnage who responds with an explosive Black Hole Slam to counter the Showstealer. The Hardcore Monster motioned for a pin but Hano Eiyu returned to aid the King of Controversy with a Springboard Cross Body. Once again, Carnage laid waste to another Superstar in this match, this time answering with a Psycho Bomb (Hernandez Sitout Powerbomb), dropping him on top of the downed Brandon Payne. CM Punk enters the fray next with a Springboard Clothesline, only to find his world rocked with the devastating Buckle Bomb (Running Powerbomb to the corner) by Carnage. After CM Punk’s spine whiplashes against the corner post, Carnage wastes no time reeling him back in for a Spiral Bomb on top of the already downed Hano Eiyu and Brandon Payne.
Prof. X: Good grief! Carnage is a one man wrecking crew.
The Carter: I’m sure Rocky Romero and Jimmy Jacobs are glad that he’s on their side tonight.
Francine: I would start worrying about Dead or Alive if I were in their shoes. It’s every man for himself with the title on the line.
Prof. X: Carnage could win this all on his own!
Carnage pins all three Superstars in unison.
ONE…
TWO…
THR---NO!!!
CM Punk, Brandon Payne, and Hano Eiyu all kick out in unison.
Veda Scott claps at ringside.
“That’s MY client! Now who’s laughing now, Punk?”
Veda Scott immediately stops laughing as Chanel Rodriguez hops over the guard rail and charges directly for Veda Scott. Veda flees for her safety shouting to security, “Keep that lunatic away from me!!”
The Enforcers spill out from the locker room to come between Veda Scott and Chanel Rodriguez but Greg Ramirez and Keri Cruz come from the crowd to Chanel’s aid.
Prof. X: It seems like INked can’t wait until Dead or Alive!
Francine: They keep playing with fire then they are going to be SOL.
Security officials race onto the scene to keep both teams separated as this match continues. Carnage raises both CM Punk and Hano Eiyu to their feet for a Double Chokeslam, but the duo counter with a Double DDT to plant the Hardcore Monster’s skull into the canvas. At this point, Rocky Romero and Jimmy Jacobs have had enough of standing around on the sidelines and race into action to attack CM Punk and Hano Eiyu from behind. They then throw the two Superstars out of the ring while Carnage is shaking off the cobwebs as he sits up from the canvas. Romero and Jacobs spun around only to experience a Double Showstealer (Spear) from the man formerly known as Genesis first-hand.
Carnage sprung from the canvas with a Running Lariat, but the King of Controversy responds with a Double A Spinebuster. With the Hardcore Monster on the canvas, Brandon Payne wastes no time locking in a Scorpion Deathlock.
Prof. X: The King of Controversy has turned this around! Keep in mind that there are NO eliminations in this match. It only takes a single pinfall or submission and CM Punk’s team could walk away the winners.
Rocky Romero keeps Carnage in the game with a Foreign Devil (Diving Double Knee Drop) to Brandon Payne’s face to break the hold. Romero races back to his position on the ring apron as both teams clamour for the hot tag. Carnage tags out to Rocky Romero while Brandon Payne tags out to CM Punk.
The Carter: We’ve been waiting for this confrontation. The man who turned the GZWA Nation upside-down when he sided with the GZWA Chairman and cost both Hano Eiyu and CM Punk the GZWA World Heavyweight Championship! There’s going to be hell to pay for Romero.
CM Punk and Rocky Romero stare down briefly before erupting into an exchange of blows before CM Punk Irish whips him into the corner. CM Punk struck Romero with a Shining Wizard in the corner before following up with a Running Bulldog out of the corner for good measure. Unfortunately, Punk didn’t notice that Jimmy Jacobs tagged himself into the match while Romero was held up in the corner. The Emo Warrior enters the ring with a Running Arched Big Boot, but the Best in the World stops him in his tracks with a Drop Toe Hold and locks in the Anaconda Vise. Shaking his head at this predicament, Rocky Romero makes the save with a Punt Kick to Punk’s skull to break the hold. Rocky Romero savors the chorus of boos from the live audience as Hano Eiyu comes to Punk’s aid with a Diving Hurracanrana. Unfortunately, things don’t go according to plan. Romero elevates Hano Eiyu back onto his shoulders and uses the People’s Champion’s own momentum to powerbomb him over the top rope. Hano Eiyu vises his legs around Romero’s neck and drags Romero down to the ringside floor with him in a makeshift Hurracanrana reversal.
Francine: There’s one way to take a bullet for the team…
Jimmy Jacobs mocks CM Punk by doing a meme of his signature “Go To Sleep” taunt and executes the Contra Code. CM Punk revitalizes in time to toss Jacobs over the top rope and out of the ring to counter. Brandon Payne rolls the Emo Warrior onto the announcers’ table and invites CM Punk to finish him off.
Prof. X: This isn’t looking good for Jimmy Jacobs, folks!
CM Punk slowly climbed the top rope and the GZWA Nation got on their feet in preparation for the Macho Man Randy Savage-style Diving Elbow Drop. CM Punk took flight and crashes through the announcers’ table… ALONE. Rocky Romero dragged Jacobs off of the table at the last second while Carnage sent both Brandon Payne and Hano Eiyu crashing to the floor with a thunderous Double Chokeslam. Jimmy Jacobs crawls back into the ring as Referee Earl Hebner continues the ring out count.
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CM Punk shows signs of life and tries to crawl towards the ring…
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Punk grabs the ring apron and uses it to pull himself up from the floor.
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Carnage grabs CM Punk by the leg and holds him at bay in a Stretch Muffler while Romero insures he's not getting back up with a Foreign Devil from the ring apron.
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Prof. X: Jimmy Jacobs, Carnage, and Rocky Romero have won this match via count out.
Post-match Veda Scott flees into the ring still being pursued by Chanel Rodriguez. Jimmy Jacobs held Chanel at bay as Veda spun around and slapped her to the floor. Before she could get back up, Veda Scott faceplants her back to the canvas with Snapmare Driver. INked's Greg Ramirez and Keri Cruz were unable to come to Chanel's aid as they found themselves on the receiving end of the Enforcers' Doomsday Device. G-Money Briggs held both members of INked on his shoulders as Dequan Wallace crashed into them with a Flying Lariat from the ring apron to ringside.
All around the ring the bodies of those opposing the GZWA Chairman lay battered and beaten as tonight's Primetime comes to a close. Is this a preview of what is yet to come at Dead or Alive?
