Post by Xion Zeros on Jan 12, 2015 6:27:54 GMT -5
Ground Zero Wrestling Association
Proudly Presents:
Dead or Alive
Venue: Reliant Astrodome in Houston, Texas
Recorded Date: January 9, 2015
Air Date: January 12, 2015
Prof. X: Welcome to GZWA's first Pay-Per-View event of 2015, Dead or Alive. I'm Xavier "Professor X" Cox and joining me on commentary tonight are my partners, "Queen of Extreme" Francine Fournier and Trey "The Carter" Carter. We have an action-packed show from top to bottom for our adoring fans in the GZWA Nation.
Francine: Don't forget that the icing on the cake to tonight's broadcast is GZWA's first ever Elimination Chamber match for the GZWA World Heavyweight Championship.
The Carter: That's not the only first tonight either as GZWA will crown the first Tag Team Champions in TLC match!
Prof. X: But first, we're going to kick things off with our newest additions to the roster in singles competition.
Preshow: Singles Match
Gavin Masterson (debut)
vs.
JC Styles (debut)
The bell rings and the match between the two GZWA newcomers are underway. JC Styles wastes no time quickening the pace as he charged immediately at Gavin with a flurry of punches, before bouncing off the ropes with a clothesline. "The Outlaw" however wouldn't have any of that as he caught Styles with not only an STO Backbreaker, but a reverse STO as well. Masterson wouldn't stop there however, as he'd drag JC back to his feet, before hitting a northern lights suplex, bridging the move directly into a pin.
ONE...
NO!!!
JC would manage to kick out just before 2. Gavin showing his veteran skills, would stalk JC Styles as got his feet, before executing a well placed Running Knee Lift to the temple. The move would daze Styles for a moment, before sending him back to the mat. With his opponent seemingly stunned and in position, Gavin would approach the turnbuckle, and perform a beautiful Double Jump Moonsault. Styles however saw this coming, and tucked his knees up to protect himself, and Gavin impacted them with force as he staggered back to his feet from the counter. JC Styles would now show why he was called the "Phenomenal King" as he rushed to the turnbuckle, ran up it, and came crashing down on his opponent with a textbook Whisper in the Wind.
Showing no signs of letting up, Styles would lift Masterson above his head for a Running Scoop Slam, but "The Outlaw" instinctively fought out of it, and hit the ropes. JC Styles would turn around just in time to eat a Busaiku Knee Kick, leaving both men recovering on the mat. Masterson makes it to his feet first, and he re-drops Styles to the mat with the Downward Manipulation (Downward Spiral). Styles head smashes off the mat with enough force to knock him back into a kneeling position, setting him up for the pending Silver Bullet (Execution Superkick), but Style's somehow found the wherewithal to pick the leg, and roll Gavin over into a Sharpshooter.
Gavin wouldn't give in here though. Lifting himself up, Gavin would flip Styles forward onto his face to escape the hold. Style's wouldn't take long to get back on the offensive however. He'd measure Masterson, who was pulling himself up on the ropes, and rush him with a clothesline. "The Outlaw" would quickly pull down the top rope leaving the "Phenomenal King" to fall out of the ring below. Styles would barely have time to pull himself to his feet before Gavin would fly off the top rope to the outside, driving his feet into JC's chest. Gavin would roll back into the ring as the referee began to count.
1...
2...
3...
4...
5...
6...
7...
8...
9...
JC would dive into the ring with his last ounce of energy. Gavin would merely shrug as he made his way over to his opponent, only for Style's to jump up and hit a Snap DDT. The "Phenomenal King" would pull Gavin into a bent over position as he prepared to put this match to rest with a classic piledriver. He'd successfully drop Gavin on his head and make the cover.
ONE...
TWO...
THR----NO!!!!
JC would stare at Gavin for a second in disbelief, before pulling both himself and Masterson to their feet, only to have Gavin counter with the Defining Moment (Snapmare Driver). With his opponent prone, on the mat, Gavin would roll his opponent over and lock in The Addiction (Inverted Sharpshooter/Double Chickenwing Combo), leaving JC Styles no choice but to tap.
WINNER: Gavin Masterson (via submission).
Mike and Danielle Bradley arrive at the arena to a pop from the crowd as they're shown on camera. Before they can enter their locker room, Christy Hemme catches up with them.
"Mike, Danielle, you both have huge matches tonight where you look to start off the new year with a huge statement. First, Danielle, you said earlier that you want to be "on top" when your Survivor Series match is all said and done. Can you elaborate on that?"
"Christy, there are some who say my greatest achievement in wrestling is bringing Mike into this sport. Since I've never won a title in all my years wrestling, I'm still searching for a signature win. Tonight, that changes. I may be on the bottom rung of my team's ladder, but I'm prepared to leapfrog everybody, take out Cruz, O'Haire, Wylder, and Storm all by myself, and steal the entire show!"
The crowd cheers and begins chanting "Dani! Dani!" before Danielle grabs the mic again.
"Guys... please don't. I hate being called Dani. You know that already."
The crowd has a brief laugh before Christy resumes.
"And Mike, the war of words between you and Amanda Cortez finally comes to ahead in an Ultimate Submission Match. What's going through your mind as the match rapidly approaches?"
Mike takes the microphone out of Christy's hands and soaks up the chants of "Mike's gonna kill you! Mike's gonna kill you!" Then he holds up three fingers.
"Three. It's the magic number. It's not how many seconds I need to pin Cortez for tonight, but it still holds significance. It's how many times she's gonna choke tonight!"
"Let me elaborate. I don't need to lock her in the Boston Strangler three times to win. I've got plenty of ways to make that frail fraud scream in pain. How's she gonna choke? One - on her words. Her repetitive, homophobic, brainless, and INACCURATE promos are gonna end up being just verbal diarrhea that she'll have to clean up herself - seriously, do I look fat to you?"
He lifts up his shirt and smacks his abs.
"Two - she's gonna choke with her performance. Cortez is notorious for folding in crunch time. She's only champion because she got substantial help in a glorified handicap match, and with nobody allowed at ringside, she's gonna break down like a '75 Pinto!"
The crowd cheers again before Mike motions to have them settle down.
"And three - you already figured this, but she's gonna choke in the Boston Strangler and be left as a lifeless heap gasping for air like a fish out of water when I'm done with her!"
The crowd resumes its "Mike's gonna kill you!" chant.
"So with that in mind, I just want you all to take a look at the front row at ringside, dead center - that's my wife, Jessica, and she's just finished treatment for leukemia. She's cancer-free, and she's gonna get the perfect view of our victories tonight - and then we're gonna celebrate all night long!"
And if you don't know... now you know!
Mike flips the microphone off camera and the Bradleys retreat to their locker room.
6-Man Tag Team Match
INked (Keri Cruz, Greg Ramirez, and Chanel Rodriguez)
vs.
The Enforcers (Dequan Wallace, G-Money Briggs, and Veda Scott)
All three members of INked (Keri Cruz, Greg Ramirez, and Chanel Rodriguez) are ready to rumble as the Enforcers stand at ringside with Veda Scott. Veda Scott gives a timeout gesture as she asks for a microphone while everyone looks confused why she doesn’t want to start this match as promised.
Veda Scott: “I know that our wonderful Commissioner Serena Dent decreed that I have to be in this match tonight, but you see, I’m dressed and ready to go tonight, but I happened to pull a hamstring training so I’m not really medically cleared to compete tonight, even though I REALLY want to!
I even have a doctor’s excuse, right here!”
The crowd boos audibly as Veda Scott continues.
“But there’s some good news! Mr. Zeros was kind enough to allow me to name a replacement for this match! Since I don’t really socialize with the other Vixens wrapped up in their own childish family dramas and dilemmas, I decided to reach out to some of the company’s other resources and found someone who happened to have a free night on their agenda…”
“You Don’t Know Me” by Bandy Leggz fills the arena as Scary Mary stands at the top of the stage.
Prof. X: Holy cow, what a bombshell that Veda Scott has dropped here tonight! Who would have thought we would have seen Scary Mary herself in competition tonight!!
The Carter: I thought she went home after her and Justice’s plans to takeover GZWA fell through once Serena Dent deemed Xion Zeros majority shareholder?
Francine: Well, Mary’s still contracted to the company as a wrestler despite being MIA after all of these months. Last I heard, she was touring Mexico, making a name for herself in the lucha libre world after winning the Reina de Reinas Championship. I’m as shocked as you all are to see her here tonight.
Scary Mary walks over and hugs Veda Scott before taking the microphone from her.
“Allow me to educate all of you with a history lesson. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… there was this other company. Before Veda Scott, I used to be the ringleader of the circus known as the Unholy Alliance. Silly name, I know, but we were young and stupid back then so I’ll admit that much… We were the most dominating force that company has ever seen. Don’t believe me? Ask Xion Zeros HIMSELF about how bad we used to beat him, his best buddy T-Bone, Mariah and any other wrestler who dared to cross us.
It’s obvious why your GZWA Chairman hired the Enforcers as his bodyguards. They are truly the best at what they do. If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. I’m glad to see that Xion spends his money wisely. So when Veda Scott called me up and politely asked me to help her out, I jumped at the chance to hang with my boys again since I happened to have an opening in busy schedule. By looking at what’s in the ring, these bitches will go down quicker than a whore in a men’s prison.”
Chanel gets irate, but Mary continues.
“Blondie, I wasn’t talking about you. I would say something about you, but there’s not much to say about you other than you can afford a decent boob job. Sadly, even that was a waste of money when the only thing you got was a trashy magazine cover and this all-expenses paid trip to the hospital after we’re done with you.”
Mary shoves the mic into Veda’s chest before marching down to the ring. The Enforcers lift Mary up onto the ring apron and she holds her title with pride. Chanel Rodriguez knocks Scary Mary to the floor with Dropkick as Keri Cruz and Greg Ramirez dive through the ropes with double Suicide Dives. With Veda Scott racing down to help Mary and the Enforcers to their feet, Chanel dives from the top rope with a Hot Tottie (Diving Cross Body) into all four individuals at the bottom of the entrance ramp.
The Carter: So much for Mary’s assumption about Chanel not being able to wrestle. Seems like the INked boys have been giving her some lessons.
Francine: I’m not surprised. It would have been extremely reckless to have her in this match without any sort of training. Now if she’s ready to face a veteran like Mary, I don’t know about that at all.
Prof. X: Good point there, Francine. I’m sure Chanel trained to face Veda Scott, definitely NOT Scary Mary.
Chanel Rodriguez’ anger gets the best of her as she tackles Veda Scott to the floor in a catfight, but yanks her off of Veda Scott with authority with a Hair-Pull Snapmare, whipping her body against the bottom of the ring apron. Before Keri Cruz and Greg Ramirez could come to Chanel’s aid, Dequan Wallace and G-Money Briggs smash them into the ring apron with Double Shoulder Thrusts. Mary beams with pride at her companions before rolling Chanel into the ring to officially start this match.
Mary starts off with a Soccerball Kick to Chanel’s midsection as she attempted to rise from the canvas on all fours. Mary taunts, “Awww, poor baby!!” while Veda Scott cheers from ringside. Mary motions to repeat this tactic but Chanel almost knocks Mary out of her shoes with a point-blank Spear to the canvas. She chokes Mary and smashes the back of her head on the canvas repeatedly until the referee pulls her off. Chanel does what she’s told but as soon as Mary began to stand back up, Chanel went on offense again. This time, she sent Mary to the canvas with a Hair-Pull Mat Slam.
The Carter: Maybe Chanel CAN do this…
Francine: I wouldn’t speak so soon. To be honest, I would love it if you didn’t speak at all, but that’s just me.
Veda Scott stood on the ring apron to distract the referee but Chanel’s anger causes her redirect her aggression towards Veda. Chanel grabs at Veda’s hair, trying to reel her in for a Jumping Cutter. This distraction was the opening that Mary needed to regain control of this match as she struck from behind with a Manicure (Back Rake) followed by an Inverted Backbreaker (Randy Orton-style). Chanel drops to her knees, where Mary has no problem applying the Stiletto (Seated Surfboard with her foot in the middle of her opponent’s spine). Chanel’s screams of pain echo throughout the arena, but Mary doesn’t keep the hold applied for long before smashing Chanel’s skull into the canvas after her transition into a Curb Stomp.
Prof. X: How is this fair, dammit? Mary is a veteran beating on that rookie as if she’s a child!
With Chanel Rodriguez at her feet, Mary invites the Enforcers into the ring as they are still bullying Keri Cruz and Greg Ramirez at ringside. Mary calls for a Double Doomsday Device as she perches herself on the top turnbuckle while G-Money and Dequan elevate Greg Ramirez and Keri Cruz onto their shoulders. Mary’s flight plans are postponed as Chanel delivers a Leaping Enzuigiri to knock Mary from the top rope, causing her to crash down at ringside into Veda Scott.
Ramirez and Cruz take advantage of the confusion with a Double Sunset Flip to pin both Dequan and G-Money simultaneously.
Prof. X: Keep in mind, GZWA fans. This isn’t a traditional tag team match - the women can fight the guys and all team members can be pinned at any time.
ONE…
TWO…
TH--NO!!!
The referee took the opportunity to check on Mary at ringside briefly while Chanel Rodriguez hit dual Low Blows to the waking G-Money Briggs and Dequan Wallace, allowing Ramirez and Cruz to connect with the Pop, Lock & Drop It (Low Blow (Chanel) / Running Big Boot (Ramirez) /(Bicycle Yakuza Kick (Cruz)). The Enforcers counter with Double Elevated Military Presses to counter while Chanel Rodriguez looks to help in another way by climbing the top rope. Mary vaults back up onto the ring apron and launches herself into the ring to intervene with a Nose Job (Throw Back Neckbreaker). Chanel drops to the canvas from the top rope as the situation turns bleak for INked. Mary and the Enforcers take to three corners of the ring. The Enforcers hit the Lose/Lose Situation to the waking Greg Ramirez and Keri Cruz while Mary struck with a Beauty Mark (Punt Kick) to Chanel Rodriguez. The trio pin the members of INked simultaneously as Veda Scott counts along.
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!!!
WINNERS: The Enforcers (Dequan Wallace & G-Money Briggs) &Veda Scott Scary Mary.
The Enforcers pick up the win tonight and Veda Scott wastes no time joining Mary and the Enforcers in the ring with a microphone in hand. Veda Scott doesn’t even get a chance to gloat before Mary hits her with the Beauty Mask (Jumping Complete Shot) from out of nowhere.
Mary takes the microphone from the canvas as Veda laid out cold next to Chanel, “Veda, I don’t take orders from you nor ANYONE. Keep in mind that I only came here to reunite with my boys for one-night only. If need someone to fight your battles for you, don’t call me or you’re going to find yourself in the same predicament again.”
Francine: So after all of these years nothing hasn’t changed. Mary’s STILL a bitch...
GZWA Universe, get ready to hear the long awaited inside scoop of Queen Bee Mafia member Tia Brooks.
Tia is shown in the dressing room getting ready for her tag team match with Morgan, looking in the mirror, and putting on her make-up.
"Where shall I begin? 2014 was one hell of a year! There were a lot of ups and downs throughout the year. The Queen Bee Mafia went on the rise, I was tormented by my ex and his former flock of geese, I disgracefully had nude photos all over the internet, and The GZWA Women's Championship goes down the drain and is turned into the Vixen's Championship. So with that said, what shall 2015 lay down in front of my path?"
Tia finishes the last touch ups on her make up, looks to the camera, and smiles.
"Well then, let me tell you. I have been doing some soul searching while I've been absent from a few events and off social media for a big chunk of time. Yeah, I was a bit embarrassed with those pictures going viral, but we all have to learn from or mistakes and keep on going. In a nutshell, I will have to say my 2014 was bittersweet. I've lost matches and relationships, but at the same time I have won some and built new friendships and even rekindled a few at the end. As for 2015, I am going to grab this year by the balls! This year will be spectacular for not only me, but my fellow Queen Bees as well and you, the GZWA Universe. I can't wait to see what great thing will be in store. But enough about the new year, it is time to focus on tonight. Me and my girl Morgan have to get into our hazmat suits and play pest control. It is time to take these rats out! And I have a good feeling that GZWA Vixen's Championship is coming home to the QBM tonight. I know my girl Mariah is going to win this. So GZWA Universe, get ready for an amazing start of the new year."
Tia blows a kiss and waves bye.
Triple Threat Tornado Tag Team Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Match to crown 1st ever GZWA Tag Team Champions
Ladies of Doom ("The E.N.D" Endee Leights & "Lady So Divine" Delta Madison; w/ "Miss V" Amiee Vaughan)
vs.
Extreme Juggalos ("Straight-Edge Juggalo" Ryan Kendrick & "High-Flying Extremist" The Enigma; w/ "Rowdy" Ronda Rousey)
vs.
The MisFits ("Queen of Submission" Casey Cortez & "Tattooed Beauty" Laura Jackson; "The Pretty Rose" Rose Cortez)
Prof. X: It feels like an eternity since the GZWA Tag Team Tournament started early into 2014 with several individuals looking to make a name for themselves with this new opportunity in the GZWA landscape for greatness. Team after team endured through this hellacious task until the Extreme Juggalos emerged from the Winners Bracket undefeated while the MisFits and the Ladies of Doom were the finalists in the Losers Bracket. Here we are with the final match to crown the first ever GZWA Tag Team Champions with a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match.
Francine: It’s going to be hard to predict a winner. The Extreme Juggalos are the strong favorites to win this thing as they haven’t lost a single match in this Tag Team Tournament. The MisFits are strong favorites as well. No one hasn’t forgotten the sheer destruction they laid waste onto Carnage at Final Encounter last year.
The Carter: Don’t count out the Ladies of Doom either! They have each won gold in their careers in Ladder matches, so they are the wildcards in this match since they are no strangers to this type of environment.
Prof. X: Great points all round. It’s just going to come down to who wants it the most.
At the sound of the opening bell, all three teams stare up at the titles hanging above the ring before erupting into a brawl. Endee Leights charges straight towards the Misfits’ own resident amazon, only for Casey Cortez send her flying overhead with a High Angle Hip Toss. The Enigma tries his luck only to receive the same treatment from the Queen of Submission. Delta Madison helps Endee back to her feet before arming themselves with one of the ladders leaning against the corner post. The Ladies of Doom use the ladder as battering ram to knock the incoming Queen of Submission into the corner. Before the Ladies of Doom could put the ladder to further use the Extreme Juggalos knock it into their faces with a Double Dropkick.
Ryan Kendrick charges into the corner with a Faygo Splash (Stinger Splash) to Casey, but the Queen of Submission responds with a Release Belly to Belly, dropping Kendrick onto the ladder instead. Laura Jackson charges towards the Ladies of Doom with a steel chair in hand. Delta Madison and Endee Leights manage to avoid the pending hazard with a well-timed Double Drop Toe Hold to cause the Tattooed Beauty to trip up and faceplant her own skull onto the chair. The Extreme Juggalos take control of the momentum again with a Snap Suplex to Endee (Enigma) why Kendrick Irish whips the Lady So Divine into the corner. The Juggalos go for the Poetry in Motion, but Delta Madison moves out of the way, causing The Enigma to impact into the turnbuckle. The Ladies of Doom execute a Poetry in Motion of their own in the form of the Delta Light Wave after Endee delivers a Jumping Foot Stomp to Kendrick’s spine.
The Ladies of Doom set up a ladder and climb towards the titles suspended above the ring in unison. Kendrick shoves the ladder over, causing Endee Leights to fall and crash down at ringside while Delta Madison manages to bail in time and land in the ring. The Extreme Juggalos greet her with the Omega Zero Event. Enigma hits a Leg Trip followed by an Edge O’Matic by Ryan Kendrick before the executing a standing Omega Event (Simultaneous diving guillotine leg drop / leg drop to the groin combination) to the grounded Lady So Divine. The Extreme Juggalos don’t have time to give themselves a pat on the back before the Tattooed Beauty comes crashing down from top rope with a Missile Dropkick to both Juggalos. Kendrick and Enigma slowly rise back to their feet only for the Queen of Submission to level them to the canvas with a Double Clothesline upon her return to the ring. The Tattooed Beauty sets up a table in the ring and rolls the ailing Ryan Kendrick onto the table as Casey motioned to drag Enigma back to his feet. The E.N.D. launched herself back into action with a Springboard Hurracanrana to the Queen of Submission, but Casey puts on an impressive display of power as she powerbombs Endee on top of Kendrick to drive them both through the table.
With bodies littered around the ring, the MisFits exit the ring and take the opportunity to stack up several tables at ringside, including four tables stacked up at the bottom of the entrance ramp.
The Enigma and Delta Madison collide into the MisFits at ringside with simultaneous Flying Clotheslines after racing across the ringside barricade and ring apron in unison to knock them to the floor. Both the Lady So Divine and the High-Flying Extremist each bring another ladder into the ring and set them up. The MisFits are right behind them with a waking Endee Leights and Ryan Kendrick as all three teams are climbing the three ladders set up in the middle of the ring for supremacy. All six competitors exchange blows at the top of the ladder until Casey grasps the throats of both of the Ladies of Doom for a Double Chokeslam. Ryan Kendrick blinds her with a spray of Red Mist, allowing Delta and Endee to free themselves with the E.D. (Double Enzuigiri) from the top of the ladder. Endee Leights, Delta Madison, and Casey Cortez crash to the canvas in unison, leaving Ryan Kendrick, Enigma and Laura Jackson at the top of the ladder. Enigma reaches for the titles suspended above the ring but Laura headbutts him on the bridge of his nose to disorient him momentarily while keeping Kendrick at bay with a Elbow Smash to the gut. She smashes his skull over the top of the ladder for good measure. By instinct, Enigma holds himself up by gripping firmly on the titles hanging above the ring to steady himself as he fell back from the ladder to suspend himself in the air above the ring. The Tattooed Beauty didn’t want this match to end this way and leaps from the top of the ladder and latches herself to the hanging Enigma with an application of the Nightie Night (Body Scissors/Headlock combo). Before the Straight-Edge Juggalo could come to the High-Flying Extremist’s aid, the MisFits’ valet, Rose Cortez, gets involved by executing a Rose Thorn (RKO) from the top of the ladder to send both of their bodies crashing to the canvas.
Francine: It was only a matter of time before the valets got involved. I’m surprised they stayed out of this that long honestly.
Enigma still hangs on above the ring with the Tattooed Beauty latched onto him for dear life with the Nightie-Night still firmly applied. Enigma’s strength leaves him as the hold has taken it’s toll on him and he drops to the canvas among the other bodies and fallen ladders. Both Enigma and Laura Jackson writhe in pain as the audience is on their feet.
Rose Cortez is the only one standing among the carnage laid across the ring when Ronda Rousey spun her around and gets some payback for the Juggalos with a Twist of Hate (Twist of Fate). Just as Ronda drops Rose, Amiee Vaughan strikes with an If You Seek Amiee (Running Spear). She helps Endee and Delta back to their feet before the trio exit the ring to bring in the 20 foot ladder from the entrance ramp.
The Carter: What in heaven’s name are they going to do with THAT?
Francine: I know a woman has never told you this before Carter, but big things come in small packages…
The Ladies of Doom Plus One set up the massive ladder in the corner of the ring. Endee and Delta drag Kendrick to his feet for a Double Suplex, but the Straight-Edge Juggalo reverses the attempt and sends them to the canvas instead. Ryan Kendrick shakes off the cobwebs and positions one of the normal-sized ladders underneath the titles. Kendrick doesn’t get a chance to even touch the gold as he completely forgot about Amiee Vaughan in the ring as she leaps from halfway up the 20ft ladder with a Super Seek (Diving Spear) to the Straight-Edge Juggalo.
Chants of “THIS IS AWESOME!” fills the arena as both Amiee Vaughan and Ryan Kendrick are out cold on the canvas.
Endee Leights and Delta Madison hammer two chairs on the canvas as the Queen of Submission sits up from the canvas. Rose Cortez charges in recklessly with a Spear to the Ladies of Doom, only to receive a Con-Chair-to as her belated Christmas present.
As Rose collapsed on the canvas, her sacrifice wasn’t in vain as she bought the Queen of Submission the window of opportunity that she needed. Casey uses one of the normal ladders like a propeller on her shoulders to knock both of the Ladies of Doom to the canvas. Casey swings towards the incoming High-Flying Extremist, but Enigma ducks this bizarre offense and rebounds from the turnbuckle with a Whisper in the Wind. Casey falls to the canvas with the ladder on her chest. Enigma throws his shirt into the crowd and climbs the 20 ft ladder. The Enigma throws caution to the wind as he performs the No Limit (630 Degree Swanton Bomb) from the top of the ladder and impacts on top of the Queen of Submission below.
Clearly visibly in pain, the High-Flying Extremist makes a slow, yet valiant trek up the ladder towards the coveted titles.
Prof. X: You can’t deny that this kid has heart. Putting his body on the line yet still continuing without a hitch.
Francine: That’s how it was for us back in the original ECW. Your body would be screaming, telling you to stay down, but you keep going. That’s how strong the competitive spirit here is in GZWA.
The Ladies of Doom intercept Enigma’s journey as Delta Madison hammers him over the spine with a back club before lifting him onto her shoulders in a Electric Chair position. Endee Leights dives from the top rope with a diving variation to the Enduree (Tornado DDT) in this unique spin on the Road Warriors’ Doomsday Device.
Laura Jackson doesn’t allow the Ladies of Doom to enjoy their disposal of the High-Flying Extremist as she struck the E.N.D. with a Super Kick the jaw. Delta returns the gesture with a Super Kick of her own. Ryan Kendrick ends the “Super Kick Party” early with the Winning Edge (Half Nelson Bulldog) to the Lady so Divine on top of one of the many discarded steel chairs used in this match.
With bodies littered around the ring, Kendrick dragged the 20ft ladder underneath the titles swinging above the ring. Kendrick climbs the ladder and reaches for the gold, but his golden dreams are scattered as Casey Cortez locks him into the Agony Matrix (Butterfly Lock) on top of the ladder.
Ronda Rousey picks up another ladder and tries to slide it into the ring. The ladder gets stuck on the ring apron between the ring and the barricade in a sort of makeshift bridge. Laura Jackson stops Ronda’s efforts and holds her in place on the ring apron in a headlock. The Tattooed Beauty invites Casey to leap from top of ladder to assist her with a Spike Piledriver, but Ronda flips her overhead onto the ladder. Laura rises to her feet only for Ronda to knock her off her feet with a Double Leg Takedown, but Laura Spinebusters Ronda onto the ladder before falling to the floor. Endee dives from the top rope with a Catch Me If You Can (Mule Kick/Diving Foot Stomp) to Ronda laying across the ladder, bending it in half from the sheer impact as both women crash to the floor at ringside.
Back in the ring, Casey shows no sign of releasing the hold but Delta Madison remedies the situation by pushing the ladder over with Casey and Kendrick at the top. As they fight a losing battle against gravity, the Queen of Submission lifts the Straight-Edge Juggalo overhead in a Butterfly Suplex as they crash through the 4 tables simultaneously the MisFits set up at ringside at the start of this match.
The crowd erupts into chants of “HOLY SHIT!” as Casey and Kendrick lay unconscious among the debris of broken tables.
Amiee Vaughan assists the Lady so Divine setting up a normal sized ladder in the middle of the ring. A battle worn Enigma crawls back into the ring while the Lady So Divine began climbing up the ladder. Amiee cuts him off with If You Seek Amiee (Running Spear), but Enigma leapfrogs over it, allowing Rose to lock Amiee into the Pretty Poison (Hell’s Gate). Both Enigma and Delta Madison reach the top of the ladder and make a grab at the titles. They are knocked off the top of the ladder in unison as the Tattooed Beauty leans the 20ft ladder on the top of the normal-sized ladder. She vaults up the side of the ladder and pulls down the titles, effectively winning the match for the MisFits.
Prof. X: Laura Jackson has done it! The MisFits are the first ever GZWA Tag Team Champions. Say what you will about ANY of these teams but this was one hell of a match.
The Carter: I’m just in sheer disbelief on what we just witnessed! That match was legendary!
Francine: I’m speechless and blown away here. I don’t know about you two but I’m anxious to see the rematch.
Prof. X: I feel sorry for the Tattooed Beauty. She still has another match tonight. How is she going to pull that feat off after what condition’s in after this match?
Classic Survivor Series Match
Team Statement ("The Statement" Victor Phillips, "The Architect" Chris Matthews, "Trap Star" 2-Fly Kidd, "The Guru" Danielle Bradley)
vs.
Team Storm (Tyler Storm, Jaser Cruz, Sean O'Haire, "The Chic Geek" Jade Wylder)
Prof. X: This match came about after Victor Phillips didn’t take to kindly to a loss at the hands of Tyler Storm on Primetime a few weeks ago. This resulted in the Statement reaching his boiling point and declaring to make a name for himself in the GZWA landscape. He has recruited the help of 3 individuals who he deems worthy of sharing the spotlight with him tonight against Team Storm.
Francine: This should be an interesting contest for sure. These are 8 competitors that the GZWA Nation have been striving to see more of in 2014. Let’s see if they will start the New Year off with a bang with their first match in 2015.
The Carter: I’m just glad to see Danielle and Jade Wylder getting a chance in this match. I swear we don’t see enough of those two girls.
After all 8 competitors arrive to the ring, Danielle Bradley is more than eager to start off for Team Statement. Victor sees no harm in this as he backs off onto the ring apron even though Tyler Storm is starting the match for Team Storm.
Danielle ducks underneath Tyler Storm’s opening attack (Jumping Clothesline) and drops him to the mat with a Float-over DDT. Danielle follows up with a Handspring Splash, but Storm puts up his knees to counter. While Danielle clutches her abdomen, Storm kips back up to his feet and capitalizes with a Jumping Reverse Bulldog (Zig Zag) to slam her to the mat with vicious impact. Storm hits the ropes and rebounds with the Storm Front (Rebound Clothesline) to the waking Danielle Bradley. That was the plan until Storm was intercepted by the Statement with a Diving European Uppercut (Cesaro-style). Tyler Storm tries to push himself off the canvas as he crawled on all-fours, only to be face-planted back into the canvas with a Double Jumping Curb Stomp from both Chris Matthews and the man formerly known as 2-Fly Kidd, Ry Drake. The Architect and Dream Killer knock Jade, Jaser, and O’Haire off the ring apron while Danielle unleashes the D-Train (Diving Corkscrew Moonsault) over Storm’s spine and makes the cover.
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!!!
Prof. X: My word, this has to be quite the shocker… Who would have thought that the leader of Team Storm would have been the first individual eliminated here tonight?
Francine: To be fair, Team Statement did say they were out to make an impact tonight and after that, they are off to a great start.
Jade Wylder is just as shocked as everyone else, but she’s more than eager to step in next to avenge their fallen leader. She returns to the ring with a Springboard Flying Lariat to both Matthews and Drake upon arrival. Danielle spun the Chic Geek around and greeted her with a series of knife edge chops before whipping her into the ropes. Danielle Bradley catches Jade Wylder on the rebound with a Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker, but Jade uses that momentum to perform a Tilt-a-Whirl Cross Body. The Chic Geek pins the Guru to the canvas with a Standing Moonsault.
ONE…
TWO…
WAIT!!
Danielle rolls Jade Wylder over, smashing her shoulder and back to the mat as she applies a Cross Armbreaker. O’Haire tries to break the hold, but the Statement stops him in his tracks with a Drop Toe Hold, causing O’Haire to unintentionally headbutt Jade’s targeted shoulder. The blow pushes Jade to her breaking point as she submits, leaving Team Storm down to the disadvantage of 2 to 4.
The Carter: This is starting to look like a landslide victory.
Francine: Team Statement is systematically dissecting Team Storm apart…
With Sean O’Haire already in the ring, Danielle kips back up to her feet and rebounds from the ropes with a Springboard Missile Dropkick. O’Haire kips back up to his feet in a similar manner and swats Danielle out of the air with a Jump Spin Kick. As her parting gift, Jade Wylder dives through the ropes with a Running Cross Body to knock both Chris Matthews and Ry Drake off the ring apron. As Danielle tried to return to a vertical base, O’Haire snapmares her into a seated position before hitting the ropes and rebounding with a Running Big Boot. Danielle rose back to her feet, managing to evade the Big Boot and sends O’Haire into the corner. O’Haire scales up the turnbuckle and backflips to his feet safely, landing right behind the incoming Danielle. She spun around into not one, but a pair of Super Kicks simultaneously from both Sean O’Haire and Jaser Cruz.
Danielle reels into the ropes in a groggy daze and rebounds back towards O’Haire after an unintentional blind tag to the Statement himself. O’Haire lifts her overhead with ease in a Military Press and tosses her into the arms of the waking Matthews and Drake at ringside.
With his other companions down and out, O’Haire invites Victor Phillips into this match by force with a Hip Toss into ring, flipping him over the ropes off the ring apron and into the ring as the legal team member for Team Statement.
Sean O’Haire attacks with a Shoulder Claw to Victor Phillips as he attempted to rise from the mat. The Statement freed himself with a Jawbreaker and turned the tables on this situation with a bridging Northern Lights Suplex.
ONE…
TWO…
WAIT!!
O’Haire pushes himself off the canvas and counters with a Swing Neckbreaker. With the Statement down, Sean O’Haire ascends the top rope and impacts to the Statement’s body with Seanton Bomb (High-Angle Senton Bomb). O’Haire makes the cover.
ONE…
TWO....
THRE---NO!!!!
The Statement rolls his shoulder off the canvas as O’Haire looks in disbelief. Suddenly, O’Haire is struck with a Running Sitout Facebuster. Just as O’Haire’s skull bounces off the canvas, he’s pummeled again. This time it’s with the J.K.O (Hangman’s Facebuster) by none other than Jaser Cruz. The rest of Team Statement look as shocked as everyone else as Jaser Cruz makes his exit while Victor Phillips makes the pin.
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!!!
WINNER: Team Statement (Victor Phillips, Danielle Bradley, Chris Matthews, and Ry Drake).
Prof. X: I’m just speechless here… Why would Jaser Cruz just sell out his team there? They still had a chance here!
Francine: Your guess is as good as mine, professor.
The Carter: Maybe he’s been hanging around Amber too much lately?
Tag Team Match
The Clique (Amber Torres & "Miss Murda" Mandisa)
vs.
Queen Bee Mafia ("The Georgia Peach" Morgan Davis & "Straight-Edge Vixen" Tia Brooks)
Immediately following the entrance of QBM, "Bad Bitches" by Cassie fills in the arena signaling the arrival of The Clique. The crowd begins to boo as first Mandisa steps out. Standing at the top of the entrance ramp she glances out, tunnel vision, directly at Tia and Morgan standing in the ring. The camera pans to a shot of Tia and Morgan in ring. "Bad Bitches" by Cassie fades out as a familiar voice can now be heard speaking on the mic. The camera shifts back to the entrance ramp where Amber Torres is seen walking out on crutches while holding a mic. She pauses looking at the crowd first and then down at Morgan.
Amber†Torres
Now I know what you're all wondering and yes, I am fine after narrowly escaping from that wildebeest built bitch Morgan. I did however kind of suffer a mild sprained ankle. And doctors order say I need to stay off it for a bit.
Morgan can be seen rolling her eyes.
In the spirt of the match however, after speaking with Ms Dent. She has agreed along with my partner here to make the match.
Amber pause and smiles
A handicap match!
The crowd begins to cheer as Mandisa looks on Smiling.
I'll still be out here of course to support my girl as she squashes the likes of the Queen Bee Flopia once and for all. As we finally lay rest to you old thots. Just as Raven will Mariah later on tonight.
Amber smiles and looks at Morgan
Oh and Morgan, Tia. Sweethearts, per Serena's word. If ether of you as much as lay a paw on me. You will be Fired from GZWA!
Amber laughs as Morgan and Tia look at each other
So ladies, are you ready?
Amber drops the mic as "Bad Bitches" by Cassie begins to play again. Amber and Mandisa head down the entrance ramp
Mandisa slides in the ring attacking before the bell rings with a double clothesline to Morgan and Tia. She immediately drags Morgan to her feet, pushing her in the corner to follow up with lethal boxer strikes to the body and head. Tia gets to her feet to save her partner, but Mandisa keeps her down with a running bicycle kick that turns Tia upside down. Mandisa continues her rampage gripping Morgan’s neck, lifting her in he air and launching her over the top rope via Chokeslam. Davis crash lands next to a laughing Amber’s feet. While the ref focuses on Tia and Mandisa, Amber places the bottom of her crutch on Morgan’s throat and casually leans down on it for a while before hobbling away to avoid the refs line of vision.
Disa goes to work on Tia in the corner with mudhole stomps from hell before the referee tries to pull them apart. The worked-up 6-foot-5 vixen turns her attention to the ref, chasing him out of the ring for the moment. Mandisa turns around to Tia diving off the turnbuckle with a hurricanrana, but Disa holds Brookes in mid-flip and tosses her via Alley Oop to collide heads with a recovering Morgan Davis on the apron. Mandisa pulls Tia in the middle of the ring and pins her with a forearm across the face. Tia kicks out right after two. with one hand, Mandisa drags Tia up to her feet by her hair whipping her to the ropes. Tia ducks under a right hand and strikes with a Blind-Side Kick (French TKO) causing Mandisa to stagger to the ropes where Morgan follows by snapping her neck on the top rope. From there, Tia pulls a dazed Mandisa down into a small package pin.
ONE...
TW---NO!!!
Tia tags in Morgan as the two stay on the attack with a double dropkick sending Disa reeling to the ropes. Upon rebound, they lift the Amazon and drop her face first with a flapjack. Davis takes control clubbing away on a temporarily downed Mandisa before attempting to Irish Whip her. Mandisa stands her ground and counter-whips Morgan to the ropes, but she hangs on avoiding a rebound attack. Disa charges at Morgan who pulls down the top rope instead sending her up & over. Mandisa lands on her feet grabbing Morgan’s ankles attempting to drag her outside but Tia intervenes leaping from the apron with a dropkick to the face knocking Mandisa into Amber. Mandisa checks on Amber for a moment until sliding back in the ring to break the 10 count out. Morgan greets her with a chop across the chest that calls for the crowd to answer with a “WOOOOOOO!” Morgan ducks under a right hand and answers with another chop that leads to another and one more after licking the palm of her hand for an extra sting. he attempts another Irish Whip but Disa reverses it this time. Morgan quickly scales the turnbuckle to land on the incoming Vixen with a seated senton, sitting on her chest for a pin.
ONE...
T-NOOOO!!!
Mandisa pushes her off with ease. Morgan leaps up tagging in Tia planning their next move. Mandisa gets up to a face full of ass as Morgan leaps in the air with a Boo-tie Bump (Thump/Rear View) that sends her stumbling into the corner. From there, Tia charges up with a running knee to the chin looking to transition into a running bulldog. Mandisa’s strength shows as she holds the Straight-Edge Vixen in the air looking to toss her over the top. Instead, Morgan makes a save, tripping Disa so that Tia comes slamming down to complete her bulldog. Tia quickly goes for the pin.
ONE...
TW----NO!!!!
Mandisa kicks out once again. She gets up catching Tia with a straight headbutt to the face. Disa proceeds to lift Tia up over her head in yet another impressive display of strength. Teamwork comes into play again as Morgan makes a blind tag, coming in to pull Tia down to safety. Tia dashes to the ropes but is dumped over as Amber pulls down the top rope. This allows Mandisa to catch a distracted Morgan off guard with a Running STO. The furious powerhouse drags Morgan up locking her arms for a Butterfly Suplex. Morgan manages to wiggle out, putting distance between them for a Big Boot. Mandisa ducks under sending the boot to the ref. Mandisa snakes behind Morgan lifting her high in the air with via Agony (Elevated Double Chickenwing/Bitch Clamp). With no signs of her giving up, Mandisa decides to toss Morgan down face first on the top turnbuckle.
With Morgan grounded and groaning in pain, and the ref down, Amber uses this as an opportunity to climb onto the top rope, before resting on the turnbuckle and her leg on a bordering rope for balance. Even with boos from the crowd showering her, she spoils them in return with her pageant smile and waves, shouting compliments. She spots Tia on her right reaching her hand for the hot tag. "Uh oh! You want in, Miss Piggy?", she yells out loud enough for Tia to hear before realizing that Morgan is getting up from the mat.
"Too bad!" Amber ends her taunt with as she moves into position for a dive. Still groggy, Morgan looks up at the last second to diving Amber approaching her with her thighs planting Morgan's shoulders, in position for a hurricanrana. Amber falls back, but Morgan uses her strength to grip her legs and keep her at bay. She lifts Amber back up before slamming her back into the mat with a Powerbomb.
She turns to Mandisa going for a second boot, but Disa catches her foot and pulling her to take her up and down in the form of her own powerbomb. Still keeping her grip, Mandisa pulls her up again slamming her down with more force than the last. Following the rule of 3, she pulls her up once more for a release powerbomb. Tia shows that The Clique isn’t the only that can take advantage of the situation as she slides in with a steel chair taking it to the back of Mandisa’s skull. Merely stumbling forward, Disa turns to Tia inviting her to “TRY AGAIN!”. Tia readies another swing, Unknown to Mandisa that Morgan has gotten herself a chair also. The two Queen Bee Mafia members swing together crushing Mandisa’s skull with a Con-Chair-To. Mandisa staggers down to one knee for a brief moment getting back up to her feet only to get an encore C-C-T then drops her down to all fours. Amber limps in to tackle Tia through the ropes leaving Morgan to without her partner again. With Mandisa still on her hands and knees, Morgan climbs the top ropes, diving down with a high impact #SitYourAssDown (Legdrop Bulldog/Fameasser) hitting her mark. With no ref in site Morgan doesn’t even bother rolling over for a pin.
The Amazon has finally fallen onto the mat. Morgan slowly rises up to her feet, stumbling and panting every other step until Morgan towers over her opponent. The surprising cheers that erupt through the arena. A very rare occasion for Morgan throughout her career. She soaks herself in the positive reception, glancing her eyes at every figure under the darkened light, before looking at Amber, who is in shock over her "bodyguard" not on the dominant end.
"Who's mad now, bitch?!", Morgan shouts to her, before lifting Mandisa's legs, bending them under her arms in a leg trap. She tries to lift her opponents head, but Morgan already lost most of her stamina, while Mandisa's dominant strength proves to be a struggle to her.
Morgan forces out a loud scream to push the last amount of energy left within her to lift Mandisa up by her chin, unleashing the #LeafCurl (Leg Trap Camel Clutch). Mandisa shows no sign of pain as she begins to drag Morgan and herself to the ropes. Amber doesn’t allow this to go on as she slides to take care of bid'ness. Using the crutch like a baseball bat, Amber swings away bashing Morgan in the face to break the submission hold. Shock washes over Amber’s face and the sound of the bell rings out ending the match. The referee regained consciousness just as Amber attacked Morgan thereby naming Queen Bee Mafia the winners via disqualification.
Tia slides back in the ring behind Amber looking to lay her out with a T.[he]I.[ncredible]A.[ftermath] (Reverse GTS). Before the impact, Mandisa steps back in the picture with a knockout right hand catching Tia on the jaw. Amber smiles as Mandisa pulls Ms. Brooks up to her feet and drives her to the mat with the Divamolisher (Omega Driver). Amber is the only applause among the chorus of jeers, loving what she just saw. Seeing Morgan using the ropes to stagger back to a vertical base, Amber takes her position to take her out. Once again, she swings like a mini-Babe Ruth with her crutch right into Morgan's face.
After demanding that the ref raise her and Mandisa’s hand in “victory”, Amber takes a page from Raven’s book as she bows over Morgan’s body with a smile on her face.
Proudly Presents:
Dead or Alive
Venue: Reliant Astrodome in Houston, Texas
Recorded Date: January 9, 2015
Air Date: January 12, 2015
Prof. X: Welcome to GZWA's first Pay-Per-View event of 2015, Dead or Alive. I'm Xavier "Professor X" Cox and joining me on commentary tonight are my partners, "Queen of Extreme" Francine Fournier and Trey "The Carter" Carter. We have an action-packed show from top to bottom for our adoring fans in the GZWA Nation.
Francine: Don't forget that the icing on the cake to tonight's broadcast is GZWA's first ever Elimination Chamber match for the GZWA World Heavyweight Championship.
The Carter: That's not the only first tonight either as GZWA will crown the first Tag Team Champions in TLC match!
Prof. X: But first, we're going to kick things off with our newest additions to the roster in singles competition.
Preshow: Singles Match
Gavin Masterson (debut)
vs.
JC Styles (debut)
The bell rings and the match between the two GZWA newcomers are underway. JC Styles wastes no time quickening the pace as he charged immediately at Gavin with a flurry of punches, before bouncing off the ropes with a clothesline. "The Outlaw" however wouldn't have any of that as he caught Styles with not only an STO Backbreaker, but a reverse STO as well. Masterson wouldn't stop there however, as he'd drag JC back to his feet, before hitting a northern lights suplex, bridging the move directly into a pin.
ONE...
NO!!!
JC would manage to kick out just before 2. Gavin showing his veteran skills, would stalk JC Styles as got his feet, before executing a well placed Running Knee Lift to the temple. The move would daze Styles for a moment, before sending him back to the mat. With his opponent seemingly stunned and in position, Gavin would approach the turnbuckle, and perform a beautiful Double Jump Moonsault. Styles however saw this coming, and tucked his knees up to protect himself, and Gavin impacted them with force as he staggered back to his feet from the counter. JC Styles would now show why he was called the "Phenomenal King" as he rushed to the turnbuckle, ran up it, and came crashing down on his opponent with a textbook Whisper in the Wind.
Showing no signs of letting up, Styles would lift Masterson above his head for a Running Scoop Slam, but "The Outlaw" instinctively fought out of it, and hit the ropes. JC Styles would turn around just in time to eat a Busaiku Knee Kick, leaving both men recovering on the mat. Masterson makes it to his feet first, and he re-drops Styles to the mat with the Downward Manipulation (Downward Spiral). Styles head smashes off the mat with enough force to knock him back into a kneeling position, setting him up for the pending Silver Bullet (Execution Superkick), but Style's somehow found the wherewithal to pick the leg, and roll Gavin over into a Sharpshooter.
Gavin wouldn't give in here though. Lifting himself up, Gavin would flip Styles forward onto his face to escape the hold. Style's wouldn't take long to get back on the offensive however. He'd measure Masterson, who was pulling himself up on the ropes, and rush him with a clothesline. "The Outlaw" would quickly pull down the top rope leaving the "Phenomenal King" to fall out of the ring below. Styles would barely have time to pull himself to his feet before Gavin would fly off the top rope to the outside, driving his feet into JC's chest. Gavin would roll back into the ring as the referee began to count.
1...
2...
3...
4...
5...
6...
7...
8...
9...
JC would dive into the ring with his last ounce of energy. Gavin would merely shrug as he made his way over to his opponent, only for Style's to jump up and hit a Snap DDT. The "Phenomenal King" would pull Gavin into a bent over position as he prepared to put this match to rest with a classic piledriver. He'd successfully drop Gavin on his head and make the cover.
ONE...
TWO...
THR----NO!!!!
JC would stare at Gavin for a second in disbelief, before pulling both himself and Masterson to their feet, only to have Gavin counter with the Defining Moment (Snapmare Driver). With his opponent prone, on the mat, Gavin would roll his opponent over and lock in The Addiction (Inverted Sharpshooter/Double Chickenwing Combo), leaving JC Styles no choice but to tap.
WINNER: Gavin Masterson (via submission).
Mike and Danielle Bradley arrive at the arena to a pop from the crowd as they're shown on camera. Before they can enter their locker room, Christy Hemme catches up with them.
"Mike, Danielle, you both have huge matches tonight where you look to start off the new year with a huge statement. First, Danielle, you said earlier that you want to be "on top" when your Survivor Series match is all said and done. Can you elaborate on that?"
"Christy, there are some who say my greatest achievement in wrestling is bringing Mike into this sport. Since I've never won a title in all my years wrestling, I'm still searching for a signature win. Tonight, that changes. I may be on the bottom rung of my team's ladder, but I'm prepared to leapfrog everybody, take out Cruz, O'Haire, Wylder, and Storm all by myself, and steal the entire show!"
The crowd cheers and begins chanting "Dani! Dani!" before Danielle grabs the mic again.
"Guys... please don't. I hate being called Dani. You know that already."
The crowd has a brief laugh before Christy resumes.
"And Mike, the war of words between you and Amanda Cortez finally comes to ahead in an Ultimate Submission Match. What's going through your mind as the match rapidly approaches?"
Mike takes the microphone out of Christy's hands and soaks up the chants of "Mike's gonna kill you! Mike's gonna kill you!" Then he holds up three fingers.
"Three. It's the magic number. It's not how many seconds I need to pin Cortez for tonight, but it still holds significance. It's how many times she's gonna choke tonight!"
"Let me elaborate. I don't need to lock her in the Boston Strangler three times to win. I've got plenty of ways to make that frail fraud scream in pain. How's she gonna choke? One - on her words. Her repetitive, homophobic, brainless, and INACCURATE promos are gonna end up being just verbal diarrhea that she'll have to clean up herself - seriously, do I look fat to you?"
He lifts up his shirt and smacks his abs.
"Two - she's gonna choke with her performance. Cortez is notorious for folding in crunch time. She's only champion because she got substantial help in a glorified handicap match, and with nobody allowed at ringside, she's gonna break down like a '75 Pinto!"
The crowd cheers again before Mike motions to have them settle down.
"And three - you already figured this, but she's gonna choke in the Boston Strangler and be left as a lifeless heap gasping for air like a fish out of water when I'm done with her!"
The crowd resumes its "Mike's gonna kill you!" chant.
"So with that in mind, I just want you all to take a look at the front row at ringside, dead center - that's my wife, Jessica, and she's just finished treatment for leukemia. She's cancer-free, and she's gonna get the perfect view of our victories tonight - and then we're gonna celebrate all night long!"
And if you don't know... now you know!
Mike flips the microphone off camera and the Bradleys retreat to their locker room.
6-Man Tag Team Match
INked (Keri Cruz, Greg Ramirez, and Chanel Rodriguez)
vs.
The Enforcers (Dequan Wallace, G-Money Briggs, and Veda Scott)
All three members of INked (Keri Cruz, Greg Ramirez, and Chanel Rodriguez) are ready to rumble as the Enforcers stand at ringside with Veda Scott. Veda Scott gives a timeout gesture as she asks for a microphone while everyone looks confused why she doesn’t want to start this match as promised.
Veda Scott: “I know that our wonderful Commissioner Serena Dent decreed that I have to be in this match tonight, but you see, I’m dressed and ready to go tonight, but I happened to pull a hamstring training so I’m not really medically cleared to compete tonight, even though I REALLY want to!
I even have a doctor’s excuse, right here!”
The crowd boos audibly as Veda Scott continues.
“But there’s some good news! Mr. Zeros was kind enough to allow me to name a replacement for this match! Since I don’t really socialize with the other Vixens wrapped up in their own childish family dramas and dilemmas, I decided to reach out to some of the company’s other resources and found someone who happened to have a free night on their agenda…”
“You Don’t Know Me” by Bandy Leggz fills the arena as Scary Mary stands at the top of the stage.
Prof. X: Holy cow, what a bombshell that Veda Scott has dropped here tonight! Who would have thought we would have seen Scary Mary herself in competition tonight!!
The Carter: I thought she went home after her and Justice’s plans to takeover GZWA fell through once Serena Dent deemed Xion Zeros majority shareholder?
Francine: Well, Mary’s still contracted to the company as a wrestler despite being MIA after all of these months. Last I heard, she was touring Mexico, making a name for herself in the lucha libre world after winning the Reina de Reinas Championship. I’m as shocked as you all are to see her here tonight.
Scary Mary walks over and hugs Veda Scott before taking the microphone from her.
“Allow me to educate all of you with a history lesson. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… there was this other company. Before Veda Scott, I used to be the ringleader of the circus known as the Unholy Alliance. Silly name, I know, but we were young and stupid back then so I’ll admit that much… We were the most dominating force that company has ever seen. Don’t believe me? Ask Xion Zeros HIMSELF about how bad we used to beat him, his best buddy T-Bone, Mariah and any other wrestler who dared to cross us.
It’s obvious why your GZWA Chairman hired the Enforcers as his bodyguards. They are truly the best at what they do. If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. I’m glad to see that Xion spends his money wisely. So when Veda Scott called me up and politely asked me to help her out, I jumped at the chance to hang with my boys again since I happened to have an opening in busy schedule. By looking at what’s in the ring, these bitches will go down quicker than a whore in a men’s prison.”
Chanel gets irate, but Mary continues.
“Blondie, I wasn’t talking about you. I would say something about you, but there’s not much to say about you other than you can afford a decent boob job. Sadly, even that was a waste of money when the only thing you got was a trashy magazine cover and this all-expenses paid trip to the hospital after we’re done with you.”
Mary shoves the mic into Veda’s chest before marching down to the ring. The Enforcers lift Mary up onto the ring apron and she holds her title with pride. Chanel Rodriguez knocks Scary Mary to the floor with Dropkick as Keri Cruz and Greg Ramirez dive through the ropes with double Suicide Dives. With Veda Scott racing down to help Mary and the Enforcers to their feet, Chanel dives from the top rope with a Hot Tottie (Diving Cross Body) into all four individuals at the bottom of the entrance ramp.
The Carter: So much for Mary’s assumption about Chanel not being able to wrestle. Seems like the INked boys have been giving her some lessons.
Francine: I’m not surprised. It would have been extremely reckless to have her in this match without any sort of training. Now if she’s ready to face a veteran like Mary, I don’t know about that at all.
Prof. X: Good point there, Francine. I’m sure Chanel trained to face Veda Scott, definitely NOT Scary Mary.
Chanel Rodriguez’ anger gets the best of her as she tackles Veda Scott to the floor in a catfight, but yanks her off of Veda Scott with authority with a Hair-Pull Snapmare, whipping her body against the bottom of the ring apron. Before Keri Cruz and Greg Ramirez could come to Chanel’s aid, Dequan Wallace and G-Money Briggs smash them into the ring apron with Double Shoulder Thrusts. Mary beams with pride at her companions before rolling Chanel into the ring to officially start this match.
Mary starts off with a Soccerball Kick to Chanel’s midsection as she attempted to rise from the canvas on all fours. Mary taunts, “Awww, poor baby!!” while Veda Scott cheers from ringside. Mary motions to repeat this tactic but Chanel almost knocks Mary out of her shoes with a point-blank Spear to the canvas. She chokes Mary and smashes the back of her head on the canvas repeatedly until the referee pulls her off. Chanel does what she’s told but as soon as Mary began to stand back up, Chanel went on offense again. This time, she sent Mary to the canvas with a Hair-Pull Mat Slam.
The Carter: Maybe Chanel CAN do this…
Francine: I wouldn’t speak so soon. To be honest, I would love it if you didn’t speak at all, but that’s just me.
Veda Scott stood on the ring apron to distract the referee but Chanel’s anger causes her redirect her aggression towards Veda. Chanel grabs at Veda’s hair, trying to reel her in for a Jumping Cutter. This distraction was the opening that Mary needed to regain control of this match as she struck from behind with a Manicure (Back Rake) followed by an Inverted Backbreaker (Randy Orton-style). Chanel drops to her knees, where Mary has no problem applying the Stiletto (Seated Surfboard with her foot in the middle of her opponent’s spine). Chanel’s screams of pain echo throughout the arena, but Mary doesn’t keep the hold applied for long before smashing Chanel’s skull into the canvas after her transition into a Curb Stomp.
Prof. X: How is this fair, dammit? Mary is a veteran beating on that rookie as if she’s a child!
With Chanel Rodriguez at her feet, Mary invites the Enforcers into the ring as they are still bullying Keri Cruz and Greg Ramirez at ringside. Mary calls for a Double Doomsday Device as she perches herself on the top turnbuckle while G-Money and Dequan elevate Greg Ramirez and Keri Cruz onto their shoulders. Mary’s flight plans are postponed as Chanel delivers a Leaping Enzuigiri to knock Mary from the top rope, causing her to crash down at ringside into Veda Scott.
Ramirez and Cruz take advantage of the confusion with a Double Sunset Flip to pin both Dequan and G-Money simultaneously.
Prof. X: Keep in mind, GZWA fans. This isn’t a traditional tag team match - the women can fight the guys and all team members can be pinned at any time.
ONE…
TWO…
TH--NO!!!
The referee took the opportunity to check on Mary at ringside briefly while Chanel Rodriguez hit dual Low Blows to the waking G-Money Briggs and Dequan Wallace, allowing Ramirez and Cruz to connect with the Pop, Lock & Drop It (Low Blow (Chanel) / Running Big Boot (Ramirez) /(Bicycle Yakuza Kick (Cruz)). The Enforcers counter with Double Elevated Military Presses to counter while Chanel Rodriguez looks to help in another way by climbing the top rope. Mary vaults back up onto the ring apron and launches herself into the ring to intervene with a Nose Job (Throw Back Neckbreaker). Chanel drops to the canvas from the top rope as the situation turns bleak for INked. Mary and the Enforcers take to three corners of the ring. The Enforcers hit the Lose/Lose Situation to the waking Greg Ramirez and Keri Cruz while Mary struck with a Beauty Mark (Punt Kick) to Chanel Rodriguez. The trio pin the members of INked simultaneously as Veda Scott counts along.
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!!!
WINNERS: The Enforcers (Dequan Wallace & G-Money Briggs) &
The Enforcers pick up the win tonight and Veda Scott wastes no time joining Mary and the Enforcers in the ring with a microphone in hand. Veda Scott doesn’t even get a chance to gloat before Mary hits her with the Beauty Mask (Jumping Complete Shot) from out of nowhere.
Mary takes the microphone from the canvas as Veda laid out cold next to Chanel, “Veda, I don’t take orders from you nor ANYONE. Keep in mind that I only came here to reunite with my boys for one-night only. If need someone to fight your battles for you, don’t call me or you’re going to find yourself in the same predicament again.”
Francine: So after all of these years nothing hasn’t changed. Mary’s STILL a bitch...
GZWA Universe, get ready to hear the long awaited inside scoop of Queen Bee Mafia member Tia Brooks.
Tia is shown in the dressing room getting ready for her tag team match with Morgan, looking in the mirror, and putting on her make-up.
"Where shall I begin? 2014 was one hell of a year! There were a lot of ups and downs throughout the year. The Queen Bee Mafia went on the rise, I was tormented by my ex and his former flock of geese, I disgracefully had nude photos all over the internet, and The GZWA Women's Championship goes down the drain and is turned into the Vixen's Championship. So with that said, what shall 2015 lay down in front of my path?"
Tia finishes the last touch ups on her make up, looks to the camera, and smiles.
"Well then, let me tell you. I have been doing some soul searching while I've been absent from a few events and off social media for a big chunk of time. Yeah, I was a bit embarrassed with those pictures going viral, but we all have to learn from or mistakes and keep on going. In a nutshell, I will have to say my 2014 was bittersweet. I've lost matches and relationships, but at the same time I have won some and built new friendships and even rekindled a few at the end. As for 2015, I am going to grab this year by the balls! This year will be spectacular for not only me, but my fellow Queen Bees as well and you, the GZWA Universe. I can't wait to see what great thing will be in store. But enough about the new year, it is time to focus on tonight. Me and my girl Morgan have to get into our hazmat suits and play pest control. It is time to take these rats out! And I have a good feeling that GZWA Vixen's Championship is coming home to the QBM tonight. I know my girl Mariah is going to win this. So GZWA Universe, get ready for an amazing start of the new year."
Tia blows a kiss and waves bye.
Triple Threat Tornado Tag Team Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Match to crown 1st ever GZWA Tag Team Champions
Ladies of Doom ("The E.N.D" Endee Leights & "Lady So Divine" Delta Madison; w/ "Miss V" Amiee Vaughan)
vs.
Extreme Juggalos ("Straight-Edge Juggalo" Ryan Kendrick & "High-Flying Extremist" The Enigma; w/ "Rowdy" Ronda Rousey)
vs.
The MisFits ("Queen of Submission" Casey Cortez & "Tattooed Beauty" Laura Jackson; "The Pretty Rose" Rose Cortez)
Prof. X: It feels like an eternity since the GZWA Tag Team Tournament started early into 2014 with several individuals looking to make a name for themselves with this new opportunity in the GZWA landscape for greatness. Team after team endured through this hellacious task until the Extreme Juggalos emerged from the Winners Bracket undefeated while the MisFits and the Ladies of Doom were the finalists in the Losers Bracket. Here we are with the final match to crown the first ever GZWA Tag Team Champions with a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match.
Francine: It’s going to be hard to predict a winner. The Extreme Juggalos are the strong favorites to win this thing as they haven’t lost a single match in this Tag Team Tournament. The MisFits are strong favorites as well. No one hasn’t forgotten the sheer destruction they laid waste onto Carnage at Final Encounter last year.
The Carter: Don’t count out the Ladies of Doom either! They have each won gold in their careers in Ladder matches, so they are the wildcards in this match since they are no strangers to this type of environment.
Prof. X: Great points all round. It’s just going to come down to who wants it the most.
At the sound of the opening bell, all three teams stare up at the titles hanging above the ring before erupting into a brawl. Endee Leights charges straight towards the Misfits’ own resident amazon, only for Casey Cortez send her flying overhead with a High Angle Hip Toss. The Enigma tries his luck only to receive the same treatment from the Queen of Submission. Delta Madison helps Endee back to her feet before arming themselves with one of the ladders leaning against the corner post. The Ladies of Doom use the ladder as battering ram to knock the incoming Queen of Submission into the corner. Before the Ladies of Doom could put the ladder to further use the Extreme Juggalos knock it into their faces with a Double Dropkick.
Ryan Kendrick charges into the corner with a Faygo Splash (Stinger Splash) to Casey, but the Queen of Submission responds with a Release Belly to Belly, dropping Kendrick onto the ladder instead. Laura Jackson charges towards the Ladies of Doom with a steel chair in hand. Delta Madison and Endee Leights manage to avoid the pending hazard with a well-timed Double Drop Toe Hold to cause the Tattooed Beauty to trip up and faceplant her own skull onto the chair. The Extreme Juggalos take control of the momentum again with a Snap Suplex to Endee (Enigma) why Kendrick Irish whips the Lady So Divine into the corner. The Juggalos go for the Poetry in Motion, but Delta Madison moves out of the way, causing The Enigma to impact into the turnbuckle. The Ladies of Doom execute a Poetry in Motion of their own in the form of the Delta Light Wave after Endee delivers a Jumping Foot Stomp to Kendrick’s spine.
The Ladies of Doom set up a ladder and climb towards the titles suspended above the ring in unison. Kendrick shoves the ladder over, causing Endee Leights to fall and crash down at ringside while Delta Madison manages to bail in time and land in the ring. The Extreme Juggalos greet her with the Omega Zero Event. Enigma hits a Leg Trip followed by an Edge O’Matic by Ryan Kendrick before the executing a standing Omega Event (Simultaneous diving guillotine leg drop / leg drop to the groin combination) to the grounded Lady So Divine. The Extreme Juggalos don’t have time to give themselves a pat on the back before the Tattooed Beauty comes crashing down from top rope with a Missile Dropkick to both Juggalos. Kendrick and Enigma slowly rise back to their feet only for the Queen of Submission to level them to the canvas with a Double Clothesline upon her return to the ring. The Tattooed Beauty sets up a table in the ring and rolls the ailing Ryan Kendrick onto the table as Casey motioned to drag Enigma back to his feet. The E.N.D. launched herself back into action with a Springboard Hurracanrana to the Queen of Submission, but Casey puts on an impressive display of power as she powerbombs Endee on top of Kendrick to drive them both through the table.
With bodies littered around the ring, the MisFits exit the ring and take the opportunity to stack up several tables at ringside, including four tables stacked up at the bottom of the entrance ramp.
The Enigma and Delta Madison collide into the MisFits at ringside with simultaneous Flying Clotheslines after racing across the ringside barricade and ring apron in unison to knock them to the floor. Both the Lady So Divine and the High-Flying Extremist each bring another ladder into the ring and set them up. The MisFits are right behind them with a waking Endee Leights and Ryan Kendrick as all three teams are climbing the three ladders set up in the middle of the ring for supremacy. All six competitors exchange blows at the top of the ladder until Casey grasps the throats of both of the Ladies of Doom for a Double Chokeslam. Ryan Kendrick blinds her with a spray of Red Mist, allowing Delta and Endee to free themselves with the E.D. (Double Enzuigiri) from the top of the ladder. Endee Leights, Delta Madison, and Casey Cortez crash to the canvas in unison, leaving Ryan Kendrick, Enigma and Laura Jackson at the top of the ladder. Enigma reaches for the titles suspended above the ring but Laura headbutts him on the bridge of his nose to disorient him momentarily while keeping Kendrick at bay with a Elbow Smash to the gut. She smashes his skull over the top of the ladder for good measure. By instinct, Enigma holds himself up by gripping firmly on the titles hanging above the ring to steady himself as he fell back from the ladder to suspend himself in the air above the ring. The Tattooed Beauty didn’t want this match to end this way and leaps from the top of the ladder and latches herself to the hanging Enigma with an application of the Nightie Night (Body Scissors/Headlock combo). Before the Straight-Edge Juggalo could come to the High-Flying Extremist’s aid, the MisFits’ valet, Rose Cortez, gets involved by executing a Rose Thorn (RKO) from the top of the ladder to send both of their bodies crashing to the canvas.
Francine: It was only a matter of time before the valets got involved. I’m surprised they stayed out of this that long honestly.
Enigma still hangs on above the ring with the Tattooed Beauty latched onto him for dear life with the Nightie-Night still firmly applied. Enigma’s strength leaves him as the hold has taken it’s toll on him and he drops to the canvas among the other bodies and fallen ladders. Both Enigma and Laura Jackson writhe in pain as the audience is on their feet.
Rose Cortez is the only one standing among the carnage laid across the ring when Ronda Rousey spun her around and gets some payback for the Juggalos with a Twist of Hate (Twist of Fate). Just as Ronda drops Rose, Amiee Vaughan strikes with an If You Seek Amiee (Running Spear). She helps Endee and Delta back to their feet before the trio exit the ring to bring in the 20 foot ladder from the entrance ramp.
The Carter: What in heaven’s name are they going to do with THAT?
Francine: I know a woman has never told you this before Carter, but big things come in small packages…
The Ladies of Doom Plus One set up the massive ladder in the corner of the ring. Endee and Delta drag Kendrick to his feet for a Double Suplex, but the Straight-Edge Juggalo reverses the attempt and sends them to the canvas instead. Ryan Kendrick shakes off the cobwebs and positions one of the normal-sized ladders underneath the titles. Kendrick doesn’t get a chance to even touch the gold as he completely forgot about Amiee Vaughan in the ring as she leaps from halfway up the 20ft ladder with a Super Seek (Diving Spear) to the Straight-Edge Juggalo.
Chants of “THIS IS AWESOME!” fills the arena as both Amiee Vaughan and Ryan Kendrick are out cold on the canvas.
Endee Leights and Delta Madison hammer two chairs on the canvas as the Queen of Submission sits up from the canvas. Rose Cortez charges in recklessly with a Spear to the Ladies of Doom, only to receive a Con-Chair-to as her belated Christmas present.
As Rose collapsed on the canvas, her sacrifice wasn’t in vain as she bought the Queen of Submission the window of opportunity that she needed. Casey uses one of the normal ladders like a propeller on her shoulders to knock both of the Ladies of Doom to the canvas. Casey swings towards the incoming High-Flying Extremist, but Enigma ducks this bizarre offense and rebounds from the turnbuckle with a Whisper in the Wind. Casey falls to the canvas with the ladder on her chest. Enigma throws his shirt into the crowd and climbs the 20 ft ladder. The Enigma throws caution to the wind as he performs the No Limit (630 Degree Swanton Bomb) from the top of the ladder and impacts on top of the Queen of Submission below.
Clearly visibly in pain, the High-Flying Extremist makes a slow, yet valiant trek up the ladder towards the coveted titles.
Prof. X: You can’t deny that this kid has heart. Putting his body on the line yet still continuing without a hitch.
Francine: That’s how it was for us back in the original ECW. Your body would be screaming, telling you to stay down, but you keep going. That’s how strong the competitive spirit here is in GZWA.
The Ladies of Doom intercept Enigma’s journey as Delta Madison hammers him over the spine with a back club before lifting him onto her shoulders in a Electric Chair position. Endee Leights dives from the top rope with a diving variation to the Enduree (Tornado DDT) in this unique spin on the Road Warriors’ Doomsday Device.
Laura Jackson doesn’t allow the Ladies of Doom to enjoy their disposal of the High-Flying Extremist as she struck the E.N.D. with a Super Kick the jaw. Delta returns the gesture with a Super Kick of her own. Ryan Kendrick ends the “Super Kick Party” early with the Winning Edge (Half Nelson Bulldog) to the Lady so Divine on top of one of the many discarded steel chairs used in this match.
With bodies littered around the ring, Kendrick dragged the 20ft ladder underneath the titles swinging above the ring. Kendrick climbs the ladder and reaches for the gold, but his golden dreams are scattered as Casey Cortez locks him into the Agony Matrix (Butterfly Lock) on top of the ladder.
Ronda Rousey picks up another ladder and tries to slide it into the ring. The ladder gets stuck on the ring apron between the ring and the barricade in a sort of makeshift bridge. Laura Jackson stops Ronda’s efforts and holds her in place on the ring apron in a headlock. The Tattooed Beauty invites Casey to leap from top of ladder to assist her with a Spike Piledriver, but Ronda flips her overhead onto the ladder. Laura rises to her feet only for Ronda to knock her off her feet with a Double Leg Takedown, but Laura Spinebusters Ronda onto the ladder before falling to the floor. Endee dives from the top rope with a Catch Me If You Can (Mule Kick/Diving Foot Stomp) to Ronda laying across the ladder, bending it in half from the sheer impact as both women crash to the floor at ringside.
Back in the ring, Casey shows no sign of releasing the hold but Delta Madison remedies the situation by pushing the ladder over with Casey and Kendrick at the top. As they fight a losing battle against gravity, the Queen of Submission lifts the Straight-Edge Juggalo overhead in a Butterfly Suplex as they crash through the 4 tables simultaneously the MisFits set up at ringside at the start of this match.
The crowd erupts into chants of “HOLY SHIT!” as Casey and Kendrick lay unconscious among the debris of broken tables.
Amiee Vaughan assists the Lady so Divine setting up a normal sized ladder in the middle of the ring. A battle worn Enigma crawls back into the ring while the Lady So Divine began climbing up the ladder. Amiee cuts him off with If You Seek Amiee (Running Spear), but Enigma leapfrogs over it, allowing Rose to lock Amiee into the Pretty Poison (Hell’s Gate). Both Enigma and Delta Madison reach the top of the ladder and make a grab at the titles. They are knocked off the top of the ladder in unison as the Tattooed Beauty leans the 20ft ladder on the top of the normal-sized ladder. She vaults up the side of the ladder and pulls down the titles, effectively winning the match for the MisFits.
Prof. X: Laura Jackson has done it! The MisFits are the first ever GZWA Tag Team Champions. Say what you will about ANY of these teams but this was one hell of a match.
The Carter: I’m just in sheer disbelief on what we just witnessed! That match was legendary!
Francine: I’m speechless and blown away here. I don’t know about you two but I’m anxious to see the rematch.
Prof. X: I feel sorry for the Tattooed Beauty. She still has another match tonight. How is she going to pull that feat off after what condition’s in after this match?
Classic Survivor Series Match
Team Statement ("The Statement" Victor Phillips, "The Architect" Chris Matthews, "Trap Star" 2-Fly Kidd, "The Guru" Danielle Bradley)
vs.
Team Storm (Tyler Storm, Jaser Cruz, Sean O'Haire, "The Chic Geek" Jade Wylder)
Prof. X: This match came about after Victor Phillips didn’t take to kindly to a loss at the hands of Tyler Storm on Primetime a few weeks ago. This resulted in the Statement reaching his boiling point and declaring to make a name for himself in the GZWA landscape. He has recruited the help of 3 individuals who he deems worthy of sharing the spotlight with him tonight against Team Storm.
Francine: This should be an interesting contest for sure. These are 8 competitors that the GZWA Nation have been striving to see more of in 2014. Let’s see if they will start the New Year off with a bang with their first match in 2015.
The Carter: I’m just glad to see Danielle and Jade Wylder getting a chance in this match. I swear we don’t see enough of those two girls.
After all 8 competitors arrive to the ring, Danielle Bradley is more than eager to start off for Team Statement. Victor sees no harm in this as he backs off onto the ring apron even though Tyler Storm is starting the match for Team Storm.
Danielle ducks underneath Tyler Storm’s opening attack (Jumping Clothesline) and drops him to the mat with a Float-over DDT. Danielle follows up with a Handspring Splash, but Storm puts up his knees to counter. While Danielle clutches her abdomen, Storm kips back up to his feet and capitalizes with a Jumping Reverse Bulldog (Zig Zag) to slam her to the mat with vicious impact. Storm hits the ropes and rebounds with the Storm Front (Rebound Clothesline) to the waking Danielle Bradley. That was the plan until Storm was intercepted by the Statement with a Diving European Uppercut (Cesaro-style). Tyler Storm tries to push himself off the canvas as he crawled on all-fours, only to be face-planted back into the canvas with a Double Jumping Curb Stomp from both Chris Matthews and the man formerly known as 2-Fly Kidd, Ry Drake. The Architect and Dream Killer knock Jade, Jaser, and O’Haire off the ring apron while Danielle unleashes the D-Train (Diving Corkscrew Moonsault) over Storm’s spine and makes the cover.
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!!!
Prof. X: My word, this has to be quite the shocker… Who would have thought that the leader of Team Storm would have been the first individual eliminated here tonight?
Francine: To be fair, Team Statement did say they were out to make an impact tonight and after that, they are off to a great start.
Jade Wylder is just as shocked as everyone else, but she’s more than eager to step in next to avenge their fallen leader. She returns to the ring with a Springboard Flying Lariat to both Matthews and Drake upon arrival. Danielle spun the Chic Geek around and greeted her with a series of knife edge chops before whipping her into the ropes. Danielle Bradley catches Jade Wylder on the rebound with a Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker, but Jade uses that momentum to perform a Tilt-a-Whirl Cross Body. The Chic Geek pins the Guru to the canvas with a Standing Moonsault.
ONE…
TWO…
WAIT!!
Danielle rolls Jade Wylder over, smashing her shoulder and back to the mat as she applies a Cross Armbreaker. O’Haire tries to break the hold, but the Statement stops him in his tracks with a Drop Toe Hold, causing O’Haire to unintentionally headbutt Jade’s targeted shoulder. The blow pushes Jade to her breaking point as she submits, leaving Team Storm down to the disadvantage of 2 to 4.
The Carter: This is starting to look like a landslide victory.
Francine: Team Statement is systematically dissecting Team Storm apart…
With Sean O’Haire already in the ring, Danielle kips back up to her feet and rebounds from the ropes with a Springboard Missile Dropkick. O’Haire kips back up to his feet in a similar manner and swats Danielle out of the air with a Jump Spin Kick. As her parting gift, Jade Wylder dives through the ropes with a Running Cross Body to knock both Chris Matthews and Ry Drake off the ring apron. As Danielle tried to return to a vertical base, O’Haire snapmares her into a seated position before hitting the ropes and rebounding with a Running Big Boot. Danielle rose back to her feet, managing to evade the Big Boot and sends O’Haire into the corner. O’Haire scales up the turnbuckle and backflips to his feet safely, landing right behind the incoming Danielle. She spun around into not one, but a pair of Super Kicks simultaneously from both Sean O’Haire and Jaser Cruz.
Danielle reels into the ropes in a groggy daze and rebounds back towards O’Haire after an unintentional blind tag to the Statement himself. O’Haire lifts her overhead with ease in a Military Press and tosses her into the arms of the waking Matthews and Drake at ringside.
With his other companions down and out, O’Haire invites Victor Phillips into this match by force with a Hip Toss into ring, flipping him over the ropes off the ring apron and into the ring as the legal team member for Team Statement.
Sean O’Haire attacks with a Shoulder Claw to Victor Phillips as he attempted to rise from the mat. The Statement freed himself with a Jawbreaker and turned the tables on this situation with a bridging Northern Lights Suplex.
ONE…
TWO…
WAIT!!
O’Haire pushes himself off the canvas and counters with a Swing Neckbreaker. With the Statement down, Sean O’Haire ascends the top rope and impacts to the Statement’s body with Seanton Bomb (High-Angle Senton Bomb). O’Haire makes the cover.
ONE…
TWO....
THRE---NO!!!!
The Statement rolls his shoulder off the canvas as O’Haire looks in disbelief. Suddenly, O’Haire is struck with a Running Sitout Facebuster. Just as O’Haire’s skull bounces off the canvas, he’s pummeled again. This time it’s with the J.K.O (Hangman’s Facebuster) by none other than Jaser Cruz. The rest of Team Statement look as shocked as everyone else as Jaser Cruz makes his exit while Victor Phillips makes the pin.
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!!!
WINNER: Team Statement (Victor Phillips, Danielle Bradley, Chris Matthews, and Ry Drake).
Prof. X: I’m just speechless here… Why would Jaser Cruz just sell out his team there? They still had a chance here!
Francine: Your guess is as good as mine, professor.
The Carter: Maybe he’s been hanging around Amber too much lately?
Tag Team Match
The Clique (Amber Torres & "Miss Murda" Mandisa)
vs.
Queen Bee Mafia ("The Georgia Peach" Morgan Davis & "Straight-Edge Vixen" Tia Brooks)
Immediately following the entrance of QBM, "Bad Bitches" by Cassie fills in the arena signaling the arrival of The Clique. The crowd begins to boo as first Mandisa steps out. Standing at the top of the entrance ramp she glances out, tunnel vision, directly at Tia and Morgan standing in the ring. The camera pans to a shot of Tia and Morgan in ring. "Bad Bitches" by Cassie fades out as a familiar voice can now be heard speaking on the mic. The camera shifts back to the entrance ramp where Amber Torres is seen walking out on crutches while holding a mic. She pauses looking at the crowd first and then down at Morgan.
Amber†Torres
Now I know what you're all wondering and yes, I am fine after narrowly escaping from that wildebeest built bitch Morgan. I did however kind of suffer a mild sprained ankle. And doctors order say I need to stay off it for a bit.
Morgan can be seen rolling her eyes.
In the spirt of the match however, after speaking with Ms Dent. She has agreed along with my partner here to make the match.
Amber pause and smiles
A handicap match!
The crowd begins to cheer as Mandisa looks on Smiling.
I'll still be out here of course to support my girl as she squashes the likes of the Queen Bee Flopia once and for all. As we finally lay rest to you old thots. Just as Raven will Mariah later on tonight.
Amber smiles and looks at Morgan
Oh and Morgan, Tia. Sweethearts, per Serena's word. If ether of you as much as lay a paw on me. You will be Fired from GZWA!
Amber laughs as Morgan and Tia look at each other
So ladies, are you ready?
Amber drops the mic as "Bad Bitches" by Cassie begins to play again. Amber and Mandisa head down the entrance ramp
Mandisa slides in the ring attacking before the bell rings with a double clothesline to Morgan and Tia. She immediately drags Morgan to her feet, pushing her in the corner to follow up with lethal boxer strikes to the body and head. Tia gets to her feet to save her partner, but Mandisa keeps her down with a running bicycle kick that turns Tia upside down. Mandisa continues her rampage gripping Morgan’s neck, lifting her in he air and launching her over the top rope via Chokeslam. Davis crash lands next to a laughing Amber’s feet. While the ref focuses on Tia and Mandisa, Amber places the bottom of her crutch on Morgan’s throat and casually leans down on it for a while before hobbling away to avoid the refs line of vision.
Disa goes to work on Tia in the corner with mudhole stomps from hell before the referee tries to pull them apart. The worked-up 6-foot-5 vixen turns her attention to the ref, chasing him out of the ring for the moment. Mandisa turns around to Tia diving off the turnbuckle with a hurricanrana, but Disa holds Brookes in mid-flip and tosses her via Alley Oop to collide heads with a recovering Morgan Davis on the apron. Mandisa pulls Tia in the middle of the ring and pins her with a forearm across the face. Tia kicks out right after two. with one hand, Mandisa drags Tia up to her feet by her hair whipping her to the ropes. Tia ducks under a right hand and strikes with a Blind-Side Kick (French TKO) causing Mandisa to stagger to the ropes where Morgan follows by snapping her neck on the top rope. From there, Tia pulls a dazed Mandisa down into a small package pin.
ONE...
TW---NO!!!
Tia tags in Morgan as the two stay on the attack with a double dropkick sending Disa reeling to the ropes. Upon rebound, they lift the Amazon and drop her face first with a flapjack. Davis takes control clubbing away on a temporarily downed Mandisa before attempting to Irish Whip her. Mandisa stands her ground and counter-whips Morgan to the ropes, but she hangs on avoiding a rebound attack. Disa charges at Morgan who pulls down the top rope instead sending her up & over. Mandisa lands on her feet grabbing Morgan’s ankles attempting to drag her outside but Tia intervenes leaping from the apron with a dropkick to the face knocking Mandisa into Amber. Mandisa checks on Amber for a moment until sliding back in the ring to break the 10 count out. Morgan greets her with a chop across the chest that calls for the crowd to answer with a “WOOOOOOO!” Morgan ducks under a right hand and answers with another chop that leads to another and one more after licking the palm of her hand for an extra sting. he attempts another Irish Whip but Disa reverses it this time. Morgan quickly scales the turnbuckle to land on the incoming Vixen with a seated senton, sitting on her chest for a pin.
ONE...
T-NOOOO!!!
Mandisa pushes her off with ease. Morgan leaps up tagging in Tia planning their next move. Mandisa gets up to a face full of ass as Morgan leaps in the air with a Boo-tie Bump (Thump/Rear View) that sends her stumbling into the corner. From there, Tia charges up with a running knee to the chin looking to transition into a running bulldog. Mandisa’s strength shows as she holds the Straight-Edge Vixen in the air looking to toss her over the top. Instead, Morgan makes a save, tripping Disa so that Tia comes slamming down to complete her bulldog. Tia quickly goes for the pin.
ONE...
TW----NO!!!!
Mandisa kicks out once again. She gets up catching Tia with a straight headbutt to the face. Disa proceeds to lift Tia up over her head in yet another impressive display of strength. Teamwork comes into play again as Morgan makes a blind tag, coming in to pull Tia down to safety. Tia dashes to the ropes but is dumped over as Amber pulls down the top rope. This allows Mandisa to catch a distracted Morgan off guard with a Running STO. The furious powerhouse drags Morgan up locking her arms for a Butterfly Suplex. Morgan manages to wiggle out, putting distance between them for a Big Boot. Mandisa ducks under sending the boot to the ref. Mandisa snakes behind Morgan lifting her high in the air with via Agony (Elevated Double Chickenwing/Bitch Clamp). With no signs of her giving up, Mandisa decides to toss Morgan down face first on the top turnbuckle.
With Morgan grounded and groaning in pain, and the ref down, Amber uses this as an opportunity to climb onto the top rope, before resting on the turnbuckle and her leg on a bordering rope for balance. Even with boos from the crowd showering her, she spoils them in return with her pageant smile and waves, shouting compliments. She spots Tia on her right reaching her hand for the hot tag. "Uh oh! You want in, Miss Piggy?", she yells out loud enough for Tia to hear before realizing that Morgan is getting up from the mat.
"Too bad!" Amber ends her taunt with as she moves into position for a dive. Still groggy, Morgan looks up at the last second to diving Amber approaching her with her thighs planting Morgan's shoulders, in position for a hurricanrana. Amber falls back, but Morgan uses her strength to grip her legs and keep her at bay. She lifts Amber back up before slamming her back into the mat with a Powerbomb.
She turns to Mandisa going for a second boot, but Disa catches her foot and pulling her to take her up and down in the form of her own powerbomb. Still keeping her grip, Mandisa pulls her up again slamming her down with more force than the last. Following the rule of 3, she pulls her up once more for a release powerbomb. Tia shows that The Clique isn’t the only that can take advantage of the situation as she slides in with a steel chair taking it to the back of Mandisa’s skull. Merely stumbling forward, Disa turns to Tia inviting her to “TRY AGAIN!”. Tia readies another swing, Unknown to Mandisa that Morgan has gotten herself a chair also. The two Queen Bee Mafia members swing together crushing Mandisa’s skull with a Con-Chair-To. Mandisa staggers down to one knee for a brief moment getting back up to her feet only to get an encore C-C-T then drops her down to all fours. Amber limps in to tackle Tia through the ropes leaving Morgan to without her partner again. With Mandisa still on her hands and knees, Morgan climbs the top ropes, diving down with a high impact #SitYourAssDown (Legdrop Bulldog/Fameasser) hitting her mark. With no ref in site Morgan doesn’t even bother rolling over for a pin.
The Amazon has finally fallen onto the mat. Morgan slowly rises up to her feet, stumbling and panting every other step until Morgan towers over her opponent. The surprising cheers that erupt through the arena. A very rare occasion for Morgan throughout her career. She soaks herself in the positive reception, glancing her eyes at every figure under the darkened light, before looking at Amber, who is in shock over her "bodyguard" not on the dominant end.
"Who's mad now, bitch?!", Morgan shouts to her, before lifting Mandisa's legs, bending them under her arms in a leg trap. She tries to lift her opponents head, but Morgan already lost most of her stamina, while Mandisa's dominant strength proves to be a struggle to her.
Morgan forces out a loud scream to push the last amount of energy left within her to lift Mandisa up by her chin, unleashing the #LeafCurl (Leg Trap Camel Clutch). Mandisa shows no sign of pain as she begins to drag Morgan and herself to the ropes. Amber doesn’t allow this to go on as she slides to take care of bid'ness. Using the crutch like a baseball bat, Amber swings away bashing Morgan in the face to break the submission hold. Shock washes over Amber’s face and the sound of the bell rings out ending the match. The referee regained consciousness just as Amber attacked Morgan thereby naming Queen Bee Mafia the winners via disqualification.
Tia slides back in the ring behind Amber looking to lay her out with a T.[he]I.[ncredible]A.[ftermath] (Reverse GTS). Before the impact, Mandisa steps back in the picture with a knockout right hand catching Tia on the jaw. Amber smiles as Mandisa pulls Ms. Brooks up to her feet and drives her to the mat with the Divamolisher (Omega Driver). Amber is the only applause among the chorus of jeers, loving what she just saw. Seeing Morgan using the ropes to stagger back to a vertical base, Amber takes her position to take her out. Once again, she swings like a mini-Babe Ruth with her crutch right into Morgan's face.
After demanding that the ref raise her and Mandisa’s hand in “victory”, Amber takes a page from Raven’s book as she bows over Morgan’s body with a smile on her face.