Post by Xion Zeros on Feb 15, 2015 6:03:31 GMT -5
Official GZWA Primetime Theme: I Want It All / We Will Rock You [Mash-Up] - Queen (feat. Armageddon)
Recorded Date: February 9, 2015
Air Date: February 13, 2015
The scene opens in the office of the GZWA Chairman with the GZWA Chairman himself, Xion Zeros, surrounded by the Enforcers (Dequan Wallace and G-Money Briggs), Rocky Romero, Veda Scott, and the newly crowned World Heavyweight Champion Carnage at his desk.
Xion Zeros applauds, “Well done, very well done. Dead or Alive was a monumental night for our group of mega powers here. The Enforcers disposed of the trash known as INked…”
Veda Scott rolls her eyes and adds, “With a minor assist, but I can roll with the punches. That’s the price you pay for doing business. Despite how it ended, my gamble paid off BIG time.”
Xion adds, “I told you that you were crazy for calling Mary here, but hey it was your funeral.”
Rocky sits on a chair, close to the wall. His elbows resting on his knees, and his face being covered by his hands. He is in complete silence, ignoring everything around him.
Xion continues, “And our night of triumph ended with Carnage picking up the win and becoming the new World Heavyweight Champion, despite certain complications in that match... Romero, care to enlighten us to what the hell was your dragon lady girlfriend doing getting involved in that match? It was bad enough that she attacked the Vixen Champion after the Triple Threat earlier that night, but she has the gall to stick her nose into our business? It was bad enough that she got you eliminated for sticking her nose where it didn’t belonged.”
Veda Scott adds, “You would think that she would be more grateful that her boyfriend did the right thing and made sure she had a job to come back to. Instead she tries to bite the hand that feeds her.”
Xion adds, “It’s not our fault that she failed to retain the Women’s Championship against Raven last year and she failed at causing Raven to lose the title in some sort of revenge at Dead or Alive. Her stench of failure rubbed off on Romero after she caused him to be eliminated by Jimmy Jacobs. At least Carnage was still there to take full control of the situation.”
Suddenly, a loud, vicious roar interrupts the Authority’s conversation, causing silence in the room. A wooden chair becomes a victim of physical abuse by being tossed and damaged on a wall. Xion Zeros becomes the next victim, pushed onto a wall by his collar. Shock gases the entire room.
“Look, Pendejo! There are so many times I’m going to take you and your incompetent, slandering jabberjaws, alright?!”
Suddenly, Romero’s heavy panting and hollering cools down. Already Romero realizes that he is making a big mistake. Xion Zeros scans with his eyes, immediately judging Romero’s actions through his sunglasses. Romero’s grubby, sweaty hands grabbing his cashmere suit. He thinks of retaliating physically out of instinct, but there is no need. He already has his two statuesque employees hovering behind ranting Romero to do the job for him.
Wallace jerks Romero by the back of his shirt, which loosens Romero’s grip from the Chairman, and sends him thrown against the wall behind the Enforcers. To add further injury, Wallace picks him up, trapping him by his arms, as Briggs guts him with his size 13 foot, forcing oxygen out of Romero’s lungs.
As heavy breathing Romero pushes himself up on all-fours, Xion stomps on Romero’s hand. The GZWA Chairman dusts off his suit and kneels down to look Rocky Romero eye to eye.
“Allow me to remind you of one simple fact. Much like your girlfriend, you are NOT invincible, ‘pendejo’. You could be injured after an unfortunate ‘accident’ to the point of never wrestling again. Touch me again and you won’t be conscious to see what happens next. I won’t have my Enforcers showing restraint. Do us all a favor and do two things. One, keep that temper of yours on a leash. Two, keep that bitch of yours on a shorter leash. Do those two simple things, and we won’t have to have these conversations like this.”
While all of this is happening Carnage is seen sitting back in his chair with the title resting on his shoulder then suddenly stands up out of his chair.
Carnage: Everyone calm down. We are all on the same team and our mission is not over yet. You see just because we now hold possession of the World Heavyweight Title doesn’t mean we are over yet. It is only a short matter of time before we hold all the championship gold. Unfortunately, we need to all be on the same page in order to reach that goal. Romero, I don’t know what was going through Mei Long’s head when she entered the chamber and hit me with chair cause that little disturbance almost cost us that night, but if you think for one second that I am just gonna forget what she did to me then you are dead wrong. I will get my revenge on her and it will come at a price which you will not like, but there is a way for you to save her and that is that you cut her loose cause we will not be responsible for what happens to her if she sticks her nose in our business once more. You should know that I don’t make any empty promises, but I don’t want it to get to that point because we are all business partners here and we know what is the right thing to do and the right thing to do is squash this problem right now before it gets to the point where something bad will happen.
Carnage pauses as he looks at Romero picking himself up off the floor. Romero is still furious over the previous attack.
Carnage: We have all the talent here in this room that is capable of dominating this company and that is exactly what we are gonna start doing right now. This title was only the beginning and now we have to set our sights on every other title and capture them by any means necessary and you all know what I mean by that.
Carnage looks at everyone in the room.
Veda Scott claps excited, “Carnage has a point. There’s no need to fight amongst ourselves when there’s more wealth to be had around here for all of us. Anymore excessive rough housing shouldn’t be necessary Mr. Zeros. I’m sure Rocky Romero got the point. He doesn’t want to breach his contract and terminate his best interests for the future. If his girlfriend wants to continue to meddle in our affairs, then we force her to our way of thinking whenever the need arises itself.”
Carnage: Enough of all this hostility right now cause we should all be celebrating our dominance in this organization.
Carnage walks over to the desk and pulls out a case of beer that he starts to hand everyone in the room one while Romero is cautiously getting up off the floor which Carnage begins to make his way over to Romero with a beer in his hand and Carnage approaches him with the beer.
Carnage: Romero, let’s put all of our differences aside and bury the hatchet right now. We all have the potential to rule this company when we are on the same page and I want you to be a part of this group with us. So what do you say?
Carnage offers Romero the beer.
Romero strides his glaring, flaring eyes from Carnage, to the Authority, and, lastly, to the full can of beer gripped in Carnage’s hands. The can in Carnage’s hand represents the truce that Carnage and Romero will have, like brothers sharing blood. They work as a team, but primarily to build Carnage and the Authority as threats, like they have always been.
After the conversation that Carnage and Romero had on Primetime, it seems Carnage is so enthusiastic about his dream. After Dead or Alive, this dream is finally becoming a reality. Working with the Authority gives Carnage the advantage to achieve success simply by saying “yes” to their needs. That’s something he has been adamant about after wrestling for nearly a decade. A twisted company that this has always been. In order to make a name, he, or she, has to resort to pleasing the politicians. If the authority is defied, karma strikes.
This has been proven in many occasions: CM Punk’s arrogance against the Authority causes his ex-girlfriends, his protégé, and one of his indie friends to split from him. Mei Long turns on AJ Styles, a company favorite, and bribery is involved in her losing the Women’s title and becoming injured. Genesis trash talks the company, while his friends and enemies alike leave him behind in the process. Queen Bee Mafia all turn against the Authority because of Raven’s actions, and not only does Morgan’s Hot Ass Mess get pulled, but plenty of matches don’t turn in their favor, physically, with the inclusion of Mandisa, who Xion himself gave to Raven as a gift. Meanwhile, teams like the Juggalos and INKeD are attacked constantly by the Enforcers or supporting superstars and vixens to the Authority.
In Romero’s case, his own trickery ways against the company are becoming his karma. In order for Romero to win the belt and stay employed in GZWA, he has no choice but to say “yes” to Carnage’s offer to align with Carnage and the Authority….
….Instead, Romero grumbles a "Supongo” (I suppose) response to Carnage before snatching the beer and exiting the room with it. The Authority is left in silence once again.
The Authority shifts attention back on them and continues to celebrate, clashing beers and celebrating.
Meanwhile, Carnage still looks on towards the door.
The show begins with a dearly missed tune. Synths roaring as a high tempo bass kick thumps the speakers at the top of the arena. The crowd immediately screams loudly, because they know who is coming to the stage.
The Beautiful Dragon, dressed in a casual blouse and dark washed skinny jeans, appears from the curtains. Before she goes down the ramp, she stops at the center of the stage, looking at the thousands of men and women in front of her. Finally, she raises her hands up to the sky, letting out a deep inhale. Quickly clenching them to a fist, she lets out a furious scream before running down the ramp. She slides into the ring with ease, rolling to her feet to indulge the scent of success once more. A proud moment in her life, and one of the very reasons she chose to wrestle.
“Welcome Back” chants overshadow the music into silence as she heads to the other side of the ring, letting out a hand for a microphone. Once the announcer gave a microphone to her, she strolls back to the center of the ring. She takes more time for the audience to have their way, before she finally lifts the microphone to her lips. A gleaming smile on her face.
“Aloha!”
The crowd still chants in unison. Much louder than before. She had to take time once again to breathe this high energy before finally speaking on the microphone, silencing the audience.
“Thank you all for the kind gestures since my return. I know you all have gravely missed me, and have expressed it loudly since these past shows. Oh, I know. I’ve seen the discontent myself on what has been going on lately.”
“But, no need to be impatient anymore, everyone. I’m here, and I’m recovered. Fully recovered and ready to compete again, but before I get to the purpose of why I’m here in the middle of the ring tonight, I would like to talk about my current situation.
“While I was recovering, I had to learn about myself. The typical “recollection and evaluation” that I like to do so often while I’m here? Well, you’ve guess it. It happened again. Just this time is different. Maybe I just wasn’t playing fair? Even after breaking away from AJ Styles, I was still seeking that discovery stage. I, as a wrestler, as an entertainer, wouldn’t be any different from the rest of the luchadors and luchadoras around.
“Then I realized. It wasn’t me that was the problem. It was this company, or really the one running it. Now I know, I know. People are going to call this a “pipe bombshell”, but why call it that? The pipebomb has landed here before. Many times.
“But I understand why the use of standing up for the company’s taboo has been done already, and still continue to."
The name Mei Long mentions shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone after the last view GZWA events.
“Xion Zeros.”
Let the boos commence. Loud ones, but Mei Long only pauses briefly to take away the negative spark that could light an entire arena on fire.
“For the longest time, you have run this company on your own, and while I thank you for giving me the opportunity to compete and the opportunity for me to win the Women’s title, you also had an involvement in me losing it, and getting injured. Constantly, you were in need of a reality check, Zeros, yet you still didn’t listen. Maybe if it were not for some of these wrestlers you treat like crap and you actually knew about the business you were running, your craft wouldn't be in shambles. It wouldn't be close to reaching its deathbed. The same bed that your last Wrestling Federation Failure laid in.”
“With the little numbers of women incorruptible to your “charm”, I could see why you were angry enough to stab one of your greatest assets in the back, and proceed to talk dirt about me. Keep in mind, I had not given any kind of contempt towards you. Because of my contributions, the competition's dreams would become real for the new, and…better for the veterans. The female wrestlers would become a part of a crowd favorite stipulation, and worked hard to get there with the tournament held. I even led your little poodle to one of the greatest matches in her career. Even if she had dirty victories to get to that stage, and that title.”
“As far as myself and what my stance is now that I’ve returned? It’s too little too late on “undoing” the title, so I figured I would seek the Vixen’s title and actually give it prestige, but it seems after Tina and Raven injured me, I was knocked down on the contender spot from #1 to the lowest on the list. Just like before, I’ll have to work my way to the top again. That’s what anyone does. Even you, Raven, in more ways than one.
“So…good luck going against your so called “supporting casts”, because while you cheat through your competition, I’ll be competing to that #1 spot again. Sooner than you think. Now today while Raven, her lackies, and her submissive boyfriend…..and ex-boyfriend sit and drink mojitos, I will be backstage getting ready for my match tonight.
Well, I say to you all and the rest of the GZWA Universe….Aloha, and good luck, tonight!”
“Mei Long waves back to the camera with a shrug and a smile, before going backstage.
Four Corners Elimination Match - "The Mad Hatter" Equinox (debut)
vs.
Gavin Masterson
vs.
JC Styles
vs.
"Dream Killer" Ry Drake
The match begins with all four men each standing in a corner of the ring. Before the bell can even ring, Ry Drake attacks preemptively as he rushes across the ring and launches himself at the newest member of GZWA, Equinox, with a flying clothesline, as Gavin Masterson and JC Styles pick up from where they left off at DoA. Ry Drake impacts the turnbuckle alone as Equinox gets out of dodge by jumping over the ropes to the apron. Drake stumbles out of the corner, and Equinox is already flying through the air as he slingshots back into the ring and leaves Ry clutching his back in pain with a backstabber. Meanwhile, Gavin Masterson has just staggered Styles with a Running Knee Lift. Masterson hits the ropes aiming to do it again but Styles reveals that it was just a feint, planting Gavin with a dropkick. "The Outlaw" rolls through, but as quickly as he made it back to his feet, he had his head sandwiched between stereo enzugiri's from Equinox and Styles. Styles wastes no time dissolving this temporary alliance, giving Equinox a series of punches to the skull, followed by a snap suplex. Styles' now heads to the high rent district, but has his high flying hopes crushed as "The Dream Killer" re-enters the fold, springboarding off the ropes with a knee strike, sending "The Phenomenal King" crashing to the outside. With only Drake and Equinox left in the ring, "Slick" Johnson takes advantage of the situation himself and calls for the bell as this match officially gets underway.
With the bell rung, Drake and Equinox circle each other. Drake makes the first move again as he goes for a clothesline, but Equinox rolls underneath it, and handsprings into a cutter as Drake turn's around. However Ry would telegraph it and roll underneath the blow himself. Equinox lands on his feet, and springboards off the ropes with a 720 DDT, but Dream Killer would catch him out of the air with a Laid Out (Strong Right Kick to head), and waste no time going for the pin.
1...
2...
A Kickout! Only Two!
As Drake argues with "Slick", Equinox stalks him from behind, striking with superkick to the back of the head sending Drake right into the turnbuckle and out again, Equinox then drops him to the mat with a Modified Reverse STO. Equinox covers, but "Slick" Johnson isn't counting. "The Mad Hatter" gets no time to question this though, as he eats The Silver Bullet (Superkick to a kneeling opponent) as Gavin Masterson makes a cover of his own, having blind tagged into the match.
1...
2...
...3!
Equinox has been eliminated!!!
Courtesy of JC Style's Gavin gets no time to celebrate, as he's blindsided by a Missile Dropkick from "The Phenomenal King". Gavin returns to his feet immediately, just to get dropped again, this time by a Fameasser. Styles now prepares to put a nail in the preverbal coffin as he signals for a piledriver. Masterson will have none of it however, as he gives Styles what for, in the shape of a northern lights suplex, bridged into a pin.
1...
2...
A Kickout by Styles!
Gavin doesn't let the 2 count deter him as he continues to bring the pain, wrenching the arm back with a Fujiwara Armbar. After several excruciating moments, Styles would manage to roll "The Outlaw" over to counter, and deliver a series of kicks to the skull to completely break the hold and dive toward the corner to tag Ry Drake back into this match, who would enter the match over the ropes and deliver a series of kicks to Gavin before grabbing him for a STO Backbreaker. Afterwards he’d bring Masterson back to his feet and bounce off the ropes and go for a chop block, but Masterson would go to the ropes with him with a Psych-Out version of a Busaiku Knee Kick. With Drake down on the mat, Masterson would ascend to the top and deliver a punishing .44 Callibre (Phoenix Splash), before going for a pin.
1…
2…
Thr-No! Only Two and a Half!
Gavin wouldn’t allow the near fall to give him grief however, as he’d back up to the corner to signal for the Silver Bullet. Just as he’d go to execute the move though, he’d feel a harsh slap on his back as JC Styles blind tagged his way back into the match to put the finishing touches on himself. “The Outlaw” however would take offense and drop Styles with the Downward Manipulation (Downward Spiral). Drake would take advantage and make Style tap with the Target Locked (Inverted Boston Crab), all the while staring daggers at Gavin, who was standing by watching.
JC Styles has been eliminated!!!
Immediately Drake and Gavin with get to their feet as they began to trade blows, back and forth, until Gavin managed to get an advantage and hit a picture perfect Fisherman Suplex. Gavin would look to put this match away as he began to apply The Addiction (Inverted Sharpshooter/Double Chickenwing Combo), but Ry Drake had other plans as he’d hit a well-timed leg trip, before jumping into the air to hit the Assassination (Jumping Curb Stomp) but would get nothing but mat as Gavin rolled out of the way. Drake would try to keep the pressure on, but as he charged towards Gavin, “The Outlaw” would pull down the ropes to allow Drake to spill out of the ring. In a split second, Gavin had ascended to the top rope again, setting sail to ringside to drive his feet into Drake’s chest, who was leaning against the barricade. Drake would move out of the way just in time, resulting in Gavin doing the splits on the barricade as the crowd let out a collective groan. With Masterson still in the precarious position, Drake would nail the man his signature Laid Out kick leaving Gavin laying in pain, at ringside. Drake would return to the ring while the referee counted.
1…
2…
3…Gavin’s stirring!
4…
5…
6…
7…
8… Gavin’s almost there!
9…
Te-Gavin’s beat the count!
Drake would merely scowl at Gavin’s perseverance, before grabbing Masterson’s head/neck and wrenching it back in his signature Dragon Sleeper. Luckily they happened to be off center, and Masterson was able to find the bottom rope after several moments, and after a count of 4, Ry Drake would release his hold. Ready to put this one away, Drake would give Gavin no time to recover as he again went for the Assassination, but this time Gavin would pick the leg and go for the Addiction. His attempt was futile however as Ry Drake wormed and wiggled his way out and rolled Gavin up in a schoolboy, kicking his feet up on the rope for leverage.
1…
2…
…3!
Gavin Masterson has been eliminated! Ry Drake has won!
The Bradley siblings ("The Next Level" Mike Bradley & "The Guru" Danielle Bradley) Invites the GZWA Nation to Celebrate Mike's Television Championship win over "The Goddess" Amanda Cortez at Dead or Alive
"Hang 'em High" by Dropkick Murphys hits the speakers and out come Mike and Danielle Bradley to a raucous reception from the crowd. They're not as hyped up as they usually are, as Mike is without the Television Title belt he reclaimed at Dead or Alive.
Mike and Danielle each have a microphone in hand. Before Mike can speak, a small group of fans begin chanting "Where's your title?" Mike gets a chuckle out of that and points to the fans.
"We'll get to that in a moment... but before we get to the hot topic from Dead or Alive, I want to give the floor to someone who truly deserves it... my sister, Danielle."
The crowd begins to chant "Dani! Dani!" before she can speak.
"You know what, guys? I know I've said I hate being called 'Dani,' but if it rolls off the tongue better, I'll let it slide."
The crowd cheers and resumes the "Dani! Dani!" chant.
"At any rate... you guys saw what I had to say before Dead or Alive. I wanted to steal the show. I wanted to put on the best performance of my career. And goddammit, I did just that!"
The crowd pops.
"Two eliminations, one by pinfall, one by submission. I think I proved to my teammates, to my opponents, to all of you, to everyone in the back, and to the bookers exactly what I'm capable of! But don't think I'm gonna rest on that. I may be turning 35 in a month and a half, but I've still got it, and I plan on making more noise in 2015. I'm gonna do whatever it takes to claim my first championship in my wrestling career, whether it's the Tag Team Titles with Mike, or challenging Mike for the TV Title again..."
Danielle gives Mike a playful jab in the shoulder as he smiles and the crowd ooohs.
"Or better yet, maybe I'll become GZWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!"
The crowd erupts and breaks out in another chant of "Dani! Dani!"
"But not the Vixens title..."
She scoffs at the mere thought of going after that title.
"Seriously. Every one of those underwear models is beneath me. I'm not a model, I'm not another pretty face, I'm certainly not a valet, I am a GODDAMN WRESTLER, and I can compete with anyone you can throw at me! Just ask Jade Wylder, Sean O’Haire, Tyler Storm or… Jaser Cruz.”
The crowd boos at the mention of Jaser’s name as Mike shakes his head.
“Boy, Jaser had a hell of a night at Dead or Alive, didn’t he? First he costs his team the Survivor Series match - which Danielle would have handled anyway, don’t get me wrong - then he crashes my celebration after disposing of that dumbass fat fetishist Amanda Cortez - seriously, have you seen what she’s been posting on Twitter? How fucking stupid is she? I had 15,000 witnesses at Dead or Alive who could tell you how fat I’m not while I tore her leg off!”
He sighs, scoffs, and shakes his head before resuming.
"And by the way, I find it funny that Chris Matthews is all of a sudden acting like her boyfriend, coming to her defense and having her accompany him to the ring for our match tonight. How soon he forgets that he was Danielle's teammate at Dead or Alive, so he should be fucking grateful!"
“But back to Cruz - so he swipes my title, blasts both me and Amanda with it, and now he’s posting pictures on Twitter at the park and in bed with the title - because apparently he can’t find an actual date to do those things with him…”
The crowd ooohs at Mike’s jab.
“And for the love of God, he calls the title ‘bae.’ Jaser, seriously, how old are you, 14? My generation makes me sick. You probably go around saying ‘hashtag’ in everyday conversation and live by the YOLO creed too. Well, I’ll tell you what, Jaser, you do in fact only live once, and if you don’t give me back my belt by the end of the night tonight, then you’ll learn that lesson pretty quickly, because…”
On cue, the crowd begins chanting “Mike’s gonna kill you! Mike’s gonna kill you!”
“So here’s how we’re going to do this, Jaser…”
Mike hops out of the ring, goes underneath the apron, and pulls out two steel chairs and a kendo stick. He tosses them back into the ring, hands Danielle the kendo stick, and sets the chairs up in the center of the ring, facing each other.
“If you’re even marginally intelligent, you’re gonna come down here, sit down, give me back my belt, and have a face-to-face discussion about whether you really deserve a shot at MY Television Title. And if you can convince me without sounding like the entitle child you are, then maybe, MAYBE I’ll tell Z to set you up as the no. 1 contender. But if you don’t, then Danielle and I are going to hunt you down and extract the title from you. And as Cortez can vouch, we have ways of making you do that!”
Mike sits down in the chair and leans back while Danielle taps the kendo stick in her hand. After a lengthy pause, "Harm in Charge" by Toro Y Moi hits the speakers, and Jaser Cruz appears at the top of the ramp, with the Television Title strapped around his waist and a cocky smile on his face. As the song fades out, Jaser stands at the top of the entrance ramp with a mic in hand.
Now now now Mike, if you get to bring friends then I do too. And of course by friends I mean my older sisters and theirfriends.
Jaser smiles as "Bad Bitches" by Cassie begins to blast in the arena met with a chorus of boos. Out steps Mandisa along with Amber Torres wearing a black boot on her injured leg. The pair are all smiles as the both link up with Jaser, one on each side as they walk down the entrance ramp. Halfway down the group stops and Jaser coyly pulls the mic back up to his face.
"While we are at it, Amanda, Rose Casey and Laura why don't you all come down here as well!"
The arena is soon filled with boos as The MisFits make their way out into the arena. Amanda is on crutches walking with Rose as Laura and casey are steps ahead. The rivaling factions come together and then surround the ring as Jaser Takes his time climbing the steps and then gestures for Danielle to scoot away. Entering the ring, Jaser smiles as he slowly unbuckles the Television Title and places it in front of Mike. He grabs the adjacent chair from Mike and turns it around and then leans over turning his signature snapback from his face.
"Hello Michael, sorry to crash your party with my sisters and such, but you understand the circumstances of this chance meeting. I needed a bit of leverage in case you or that prune over there decided to get frisky. Now I know you're prone to heart related attacks so just for your safety stay seated. I won't charge at you in street clothes.
Jaser smiles and tunes out the crowd as a small "Mike's gonna kill you!" chant starts and dies out.
While it has been fun BAEby sitting the title, I figured it be even more fun to actually take it away from you but winning it.
Jaser chuckles.
"Now where are my manners? My name is Jaser Cruz. Of the prestigious Cruz family. My sisters are well known throughout the industry, two of which are out here now blessing you with their presence. You see Mikey boy, to answer your call to arms, I pinned Amanda. Something you couldn't do. Be that as it may, you did win your title from a weakened champion, blah blah blah. I attacked you and borrowed the title for a bit. You see I don't need your permission or your approval to have a title match with you. It's already in the works hun. When I beat and pinned Amanda while she was still champ, it shot me straight up the ladder as a threat. And seeing as to how you disposed of Amanda that makes moi the next in line."
Jaser looks down and points at the television title before looking back up at Mike.
That title of yours will soon be officially around the waist of someone who truly deserves it. Hashtag Spoiler alert, ME!
Jaser begins to laugh as the crowd starts to boo. Amber can be seen laughing along as well ringside.
Mike slowly leans down and picks up the title, keeping his eyes locked on Jaser and his friends as he sits upright again. He slings the title over his shoulder and keeps his death stare on them.
"While you confirmed my suspicion that you're as dumb as I thought you were by actually saying the word 'hashtag, I want to commend you on making the smartest decision of your life right there by handing back the title... but there are still some things that are terribly wrong with this picture."
Danielle pipes up.
"Prune, eh? I may be almost 35, but as you witnessed at Dead or Alive as I picked your team apart, this 'prune' still has plenty of juice!"
The crowd breaks into another chant of "Dani! Dani!"
"So you're really the number one contender already, eh? Well good for you. But I still don't get why you keep calling the belt 'bae.' Do I have to remind you that 'bae' is Danish for poop? Are you telling me that if you were champion you'd treat the belt like shit?"
The crowd has a brief laugh before Mike continues.
"And... this is who you got for backup? Two cripples, one of which is a poly-amorous incestuous lesbian dominatrix, plus her wife and former concubines? And this lady straight out of a 70s blaxploitation movie?"
Mike points at Mandisa, who shakes her head mouthing "Really?"
"God, you must really have scraped the bottom of the barrel to find people who can stick up for you! Couldn't get the rest of your 'Prestigious Cruz Wrestling Family' to back you up on this one? You want to be the Harts, but this motley crew you've assembled is as intimidating as the Osmonds!"
Mike points the microphone to the crowd as they start jeering "Osmonds! Osmonds!"
"I don't know what purpose your 'sisters' serve here, but given that two of them are injured, two of them hate two of the others' guts, and three of you haven't faced either of us in a match before, we're not exactly intimidated. So enlighten me Jaser... did you bring them out here to compensate for something?"
Mike adjusts his crotch, and the crowd ooohs as a wry smile creeps across his face.
"Or did you bring them out here to fight?"
The crowd cheers loudly, and a "Mike's gonna kill you!" chant breaks out again. Mike stands up, kicks away his chair, and extends his arms, with Danielle ready to swing away with the kendo stick. Jaser looks down at the mat laughing before looking back up at Mike and Danielle.
Osmonds? Sorry, who? This is what you give me? Third grade dick jokes, bad mouthing women to make a point. Mike, you truly are a bitch. You run your mouth worse than the actual females on this roster. Seriously, have you ever looked at a play by play of the idiotic shit you say and tweet?
There's a small "oooh" from the crowd.
Mike, as much as I'd love to stoop to the level of a damn near 30 year old stuck trying to be a popular high school girl with your weak wannabe drags, I have bigger things to do with my night. I refuse to go back and forth with someone stuck on playing out their glory days on TV. Be it you or your old ass sister over there. What's her name again? You know the one that hasn't done anything worth mentioning since being here sans turning on her brother.
Jaser smiles as he looks out into the crowd as they begin another booing session
As much fun as this wouldn't really be dragging you with this mic and then again dragging you around the ring and laying you out AGAIN, I think. I've lost enough brain cells tonight and It looks like you already have your sheep that'll listen in to any and all grievances you'd like to further air. And on that note, Ta-Ta.
Jaser drops his mic as "Harm in Charge" by Toro Y Moi begins to play throughout the arena. Jaser exits the ring standing at the bottom of the entrance ramp as the Members of The Clique and The MisFits collectively make their way to the back. Jaser smiles as he walks up the entrance ramp mocking the crowd as the respond with a chorus of boos. Mike shakes his head, but before they can leave, he takes the microphone again.
"WHOA WHOA WHOA, CUT THE MUSIC. Jaser, before you and your entourage tuck your tails between your legs and head into the locker room for another Amanda Cortez tickle session, I've got one last thing to say to you all!"
The music stops, and Jaser and company turn towards Mike.
"I just want to give you a little warning that, while it might not come to pass immediately, you've definitely got to keep in the back of your head if you're going to deal with me."
Everybody on the ramp, as well as everybody in the audience, seems a little puzzled by this statement.
"Are you familiar with a little trend that's followed me throughout my career here in GZWA known as 'The List'? The fans might not know it by name, but they've heard me talk about it before. 'The List' is the growing number of people in GZWA who have tried to derail, or in some cases, end my career. And you know what they all have in common? They're all out of a job, while I'm still standing here!"
The crowd cheers, but Mike calms them down.
"Skinner Morris, Dolph Ziggler, Andre Holmes, Damien Sandow, Randy Orton, and, the most satisfying one of all - Justice! And if Amanda's leg doesn't reattach in the damn near future, she might end up joining them!"
The crowd pops once again, as Jaser and the gang shake their heads in disgust.
"So what I'm saying is this: Come after me all you want. Not just Jaser, but the rest of you swimsuit models and porn stars! But if you do, just remember that you'll have brought a curse upon yourself, and you risk suffering the same fate those other six did - because if there's one thing I've noticed in my three and a half years in this company, it's that ordinary wrestlers come and go, BUT THE BRADLEYS ARE HERE TO STAY!!"
The crowd begins one last chant of "Mike's gonna kill you!" before Mike and Danielle step up to the top turnbuckle of opposite corners of the ring.
And if you don't know... now you know!
Jaser, The Clique, and The MisFits give the dirtiest of looks while Mike and Danielle pose for the crowd.
The Scene open's with not only Christy Hemme standing by, but also Sean O' Haire, who seem's to be ready for this GZWA.com exclusive interview. He also look's ready for his match against the Statement, Victor Phillip's, as he's already ready wearing his ring gear, as well as a Leather Trench Coat. He's smiling in a devilish fashion as always, something that seems lost on The Rockin' Redhead, who is smiling pleasantly.
"Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm Christy Hemme, and I'm here with the Devil's Advocate Sean O' Haire. Sean, you've been exceptionally quiet since Dead or Alive, where one of your partner's, Jaser Cruz, attacked you from behind, just as it seemed that the momentum was shifting in your favor. What do you think of this attack, and what do have to say to Jaser?"
Christy holds her microphone close to Sean, but he simply closed his eyes and sighed before responding.
"Christy, I've got nothing to say to Jaser. In fact, I'm a little impressed at what he did at the PPV. If our situation's had been switched, I can say for certain that I would've done the same thing. The way I look at it Christy, is not only did Jaser save himself from being pinned and losing his streak in that match, but now Victor Phillips owes him one as well."
"Speaking of The Statement, tonight you have a one- on- one match with the man you nearly put away at Dead or Alive. Do you have anything you want to say to him?"
"Yes, I do Christy, if I could just see that..."
Sean closes one of his hands on Christy's mic, and slowly pulls it out of her hand, as the camera shifts it's focus to Sean alone.
"Victor Phillip's, you may be called The Statement, but right now, I want to make a statement of my own. Before Dead or Alive, you said that you had enough of standing by, watching from the back, people passing you by. What a pity it is then Victor, that your time seems to have passed you by as well. At Dead or Alive itself, your team whittled mine down till there was only two left. But that's as far they got. Once I came into the picture, they hit a brick wall. I not only manhandled your team, but afterwards, I manhandled you too. And I did it while you were fresh. Victor, you're not a MVP anymore. You’re old, washed up. A hasbeen. But Hell Victor, I'm not telling you anything you didn't already know.
Singles Match - "The Statement" Victor Phillips vs. Sean O'Haire
When Sean O'Haire arrived to the ring, the Statement was ready with a statement of his own.
“What happened at Dead or Alive was a fluke, O’Haire. You got lucky, but at the end of the day, it was Team Statement that won that night. The record books will have that result, not the “what-if’s” and “could-been’s” of a lone individual of the losing party. Ring the bell and start this match for I can formally introduce O’Haire to the brick wall known as my fist.”
After the opening bell, the Statement and O'Haire engage in a brawl, exchanging blows back and forth until O'Haire struck with a Spinning Roundhouse Kick. Victor ducks underneath the kick and sends O'Haire into the corner with an Irish Whip. Sean O'Haire scales up the turnbuckle and leaps from the top rope in one smooth motion with a Diving Flying Clothesline to the Statement as he turned around. Victor swats O'Haire out of the air with an European Uppercut.
Francine: Someone call the electric company it's lights out in the O'Haire household.
The Statement takes a moment to showboat (much like his girlfriend, the reigning Vixen Champion "The Ultimate Vixen" Raven) with a formal bow before showing Sean O'Haire how it's done from the top rope. The Statement positions himself on the top rope and motions for a Diving Moonsault, but O'Haire shakes the ropes, causing Victor Phillips to lose his footing and collapse onto the turnbuckle. Sean O'Haire capitalizes on this predicament with a devastating Crucifix Powerbomb. He launches the Statement across the ring from the top rope.
Prof. X: It's looking like O'Haire might be able to put the Statement away again...
The Carter: What do you mean again? He never got the job done at Dead or Alive!
Francine: True, but I think the Statement has Jaser Cruz to thank for that.
O'Haire makes the cover.
ONE...
TWO...
NO!!!
The Statement gets the shoulder up. Both Superstars return to their feet in unison. O'Haire sends the Statement into the ropes with an Irish whip of his own and elevates him overhead on the rebound with a Military Press Slam. The Statement drops from the heavens with a makeshift Implant DDT to give himself a break in O'Haire's offense. The Statement motions to make a move but O'Haire dropkicks him into the corner. O'Haire sprints into the corner but a kick to face stops O'Haire in his tracks and allows the Statement to turn things around with a Belly-to-Belly Suplex. Victor Phillips goes for the pin.
ONE...
TWO...
NO!!!
Sean O'Haire gets the shoulder up, refusing to let this match end here. The Statement hits the rope and returns with a Hulk Hogan-esque Jumping Leg Drop to the grounded O'Haire, only for Sean O'Haire to spring up off the canvas with a point-blank Lariat, turning him inside out upon impact. O'Haire drags Victor to his feet in a side headlock, delivering multiple knee lifts to the Statement's midsection. Victor interrupts his offense by elevating O'Haire into the air briefly and dropping him onto his knee in an Inverted Atomic Drop. With O'Haire stunned, the Statement motions for a Tigerdriver '91. O'Haire flips Victor Phillips overhead and turns around with a Super Kick. The Statement stops him in motion with a Drop Toe Hold and applies the Final Statement (Texas cloverleaf). Just as the Statement motions to roll O'Haire over, O'Haire rolls him up into a Small Package.
ONE...
TWO...
THREE!!!
O’Haire quickly exits the ring while the Statement argues the count with the referee.
Prof. X: I dunno, that didn’t look like a fluke to me.
Francine: Victor might not be able to talk his way out of this one.
The Carter: Nah, it has to be some kind of mistake.
GZWA Total Vixens Cast Introductions
AMANDA CORTEZ
It becomes dark in the arena and the song “Feuer frei” by Rammstein is played. As the lights go on again, Amanda comes to the stage in a tattered jeans and a skimpy top, but with a crutch. She isn't as cheery as usually and everybody can see that she still has problems to walk. Then she takes the micro.
“Ok, prolly most of you already know me, but for those of you who don't, I'm Amanda Cortez, I'm 30 years old and I'm from LA California.
Ok, not completely true, I was born in Puerto Rico , but as a child I came to the USA. But anyway, I think that doesn't interest you very much.
So let's come to what you can await from me.
Well, I've been the champion here, I'm GZWA’s prettiest diva and so I'm gonna show you that all these fly girls here are shit compared to me.
They are nothing and not worth that I waste my time with then.”
Then she drops the micro and hobbles away, without looking back.
AMBER TORRES
The camera pans into a shot of a recording studio. Someone can be heard singing in the background. The camera fades to another shot of GZWA Vixen Amber Torres sitting in front of a backdrop.
Hi my name is Amber Torres and I'm 99% sure you already knew that.
Amber smiles as the feed pauses displaying her name across the bottom of the screen. The video then shows various shots of amber in ring as well as out ring
I’m a wrestler here in GZWA, singer, dancer but most importantly a mother.
A small picture collage displays random pictures of Amber with her son Jordano.
Yes I am that bitch you see on the screen but I can be a nice kinda bitch.
Amber giggles as the camera changes angles and cuts to another take.
This season on Total Vixens you can expect to see me put the d in drama for sure. And get a more close and personal look at my life, family and friends.
Amber blows a kiss and winks before laughing at the camera as the scene fades.
MARIAH
Mariah sighs heavily as she sits down in front of the camera.
“I’m not going to lie. I was very skeptical to do this show, but the producers and namely GZWA Management wanted a veteran Vixen on the show who has been with the company since Day 1, so you can’t go wrong with yours truly. You should all know who I am, I’m Marisol Francesca Cruz, but I’m known in the world of professional wrestling as the Showstoppin’ Senorita, Mariah.
I have wrestled as part of New Blood Wrestling, ZXWWF and Xion Zeros’ current promotion, Ground Zero Wrestling Association, along with sporadic appearances on the independent scene throughout the last decade and a half. When I’m not wrestling, I’m training the next generation of female wrestlers at a wrestling school dubbed Project X. Some of the women I’ve trained over the years include current Vixen Champion Raven, Katie Matthews, Sapphire, and even Katrina ‘Cheeka’ Mendoza.
I’m the eldest of the Cruz siblings, with my younger sister, Amber Torres, and half-sister, Amanda Cortez, being featured on this show as well.
What to expect from me? I don’t know… I just think that I’m not a very interesting person at all, but I’m just here to offer the veteran perspective on what it’s like to be a seasoned veteran in this business like myself. Let’s just wait and see what happens when there’s cameras following me around 24/7 and the mischief that me and the rest of the Three Amigas get into when we’re all together.”
MORGAN DAVIS
“What’s up, ya'll! I’m Morgan Demesieres, but I go by the name of The “Georgia Peach”, Morgan Davis. I was born, raised, and cornbread fed in the Dirty Dirty South. Decatur, Georgia, to be exact. I’m known in Ground Zero to be one of the most scantily clad Vixens on the roster, and with a Southern mouth to match. I experienced wrestling at a very young age by watching WWF on the television with my brother, and two divas in particular stood out to me. My girl, Miss Jacqueline Moore and Jazz. Oh ya’ll! They slayed my soul every time they appeared in matches. Those outfits, the muscular figures, the fact that they could kick anybody’s ass in the ring, male and female. Throughout all of this, they were both African-American women, and that’s such a rarity in most wrestling federations.
I was trained by Mr. Curtis Hughes at WWA4, a wrestling school in Atlanta, Georgia. WWA4 has trained superstars like AJ Styles, AR Fox, Rhaka Khan. While I am grateful for that opportunity to be trained there, I didn’t have the money at the time, soooo…..I chose to strip. Yes, ladies and gents, shook my ass all in men’s faces for money, but a girl has to hustle right?”
“What I’m going to bring to the show is some…realness. I’m one of those Vixens that might not be the richest, but has certainly been through hell and still does go through it in order to achieve success in this wrestling business, while some girls use their mouths to do it instead, and on a consistent basis. How do you like those peaches?”
Morgan concludes with laughter as the scene closes.
RAVEN
*scene opens to Raven getting the final touches of her makeup applied and a touch-up of her hair done.*
rae| So, what are we doing? Just a small introduction, right?
camera man| Yes. Just a short bio of yourself to tease the show.
make-up woman| A different tease than almost having your snatch nearly pouring out like likka in those mini skirts.
*Raven stifles a laugh finding the dig slightly funny herself*
rae| Shut up, bitch.
*Done with makeup, Raven walks over to the chair making sure her mini skirt stays in place as she sits down crossing her legs. She brushes some hair behind her ear as the camera zooms closer to her face.*
camera man| You’re on!
“HI! I’m Raven. 25 years old. I was born and raised in Houston up tilI was 11 then we made a move to New York. Fast forward 2 years and a lot of sh*t going on between my parents and a divorce, I got to see a lot of the underground wrestling scene and became friends with one of the guys who was only a year or two older than me. I thought it was cool to see someone that young in the ring taking all this abuse from these big guys that worked stiff as hell and he would always come back for more. That’s where I finally worked up the nerve and said ‘This is what I want to do.’. So I trained with him and two years later we got a WWE developmental deal. That was in my mid-teens and it didn’t really work out on my end, but on the bright side I got signed by ZXWWF in 2006, just a month before my Sweet 16th. I have legit been in the ring and dominating for nearly ten years now!”
*Raven smiles as she pats herself on the shoulder. She lets out a small playful giggle before she continues.*
“I was fifty-fifty about doing the show because having the cameras around nearly all day just sounded annoying to me and having to get the mic hooked up and this, that and the third; all that crap turned me off the idea. Actually, Amber was the one that convinced me to do it. When I signed on I tried to get show to at least be called ‘Total Raven’ or ‘Raven’s Vixens’, but I was told that some would’ve gotten all pissy about it so they went with a more broader title..All under one roof kind of shi*t. Yeah, so I’m not really sure how this is gonna play out. I’m just gonna sit back and play everything by ear.”
*Raven shrugs letting out a small laugh before smiling to the camera*
camera man| And we’re out!
TIA BROOKS
"My name is Tia Brooks, and I am a Non-Alcoholic."
Tia waves her hands at the camera and shakes her head laughing at what she just said. She then puts on a straight face and starts over.
"Take number two! My name is Tia Brooks, from Chicago, Illinois, and I am a GZWA Vixen. I started from the very beginning of this company, all thanks to Mariah for scouting me. I was a part of an independent women's wrestling company called Extreme Women's Wrestling, where I was one of the top stars that held many championships, mentored many faces, and I am the first and only EWW Legends Champion, so yeah. I felt like it was time for me to venture out and make history elsewhere. But enough with my professional life, lets talk about my life outside of the squared circle.
I am a very busy woman, not only with GZWA, but I still have ties with EWW as well as trying to launch a clothing line. I am very family orientated, I try to visit my loved ones as much as possible. I am not in a relationship anymore and I am not really looking at the moment. It has taken awhile for me to recover since splitting with my ex. So that is why I put most of my attention with my besties because I know they have my back. The Queen Bee Mafia isn't only my on screen alliance, Morgan and Mariah are practically my new sisters. Oh, don't let me get started on all of the crazy sh** we encounter when we are all together.!"
"Scary" Mary Joyner Returns to Primetime with a Special Announcement
Primetime returns from commercial break with Scary Mary standing proudly in the ring with a microphone in hand.
The crowd fills the arena with chants of “WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK!”
“Thank you, thank you. That’s not necessary. I am the maniacal villain that tried to take all of this away from Mr. Zeros. As far as I can tell, he’s not doing a bad job around here - despite what the critics and most of the roster may think. Over the past two years, I have traveled the world and competed around the world. As you can see by the title on my shoulder, I finally got the itch back.
No, I’m not talking about gonorrhea. I’m sure you can find enough of that around the MisFits’ locker room.”
She laughs before continuing, “No, I got the itch to start wrestling again competitively. What you see on my shoulder is the coveted Reina de Reinas Championship. Due to some rather messy international complications, I CANNOT defend this title on American soil nor for this company, despite the fact that I’m still regarded as an active competitor for the GZWA roster.”
The live crowd begins to boo loudly but Mary continues regardless their feelings, “That is quite the dilemma, isn’t it? When I was asked to come here for Dead or Alive last month, I thought there wouldn’t be anything or anyone to keep interested in sticking around here. As I sat in the back watching the rest of the show that night, I’ll admit I got intrigued of what chaos I could cook up here. I have made a name for myself fighting men AND women throughout my career for the past decade, maybe it’s time that I gave something back to the next-generation of women in this business who aspire to follow in my footsteps.
That’s when it hit me. I may not can defend the Reina de Reinas title here in GZWA, but I can present the women of GZWA with a golden opportunity. For our non-Spanish speaking audience members, ‘Reina de Reinas’ means ‘Queen of Queens’ in Spanish. This title is won in an annual tournament held in Mexico and the winner has the prestigious right to carry this title for the duration of the year. That brings me to the task at hand.
I am going to officiate GZWA’s first ever Queen of Queens Tournament. The winner of that match won’t win this title, but the honor of being named GZWA’s Queen of Queens. I MAY be inclined to attach some other kind of prize to this tournament but let’s see who has the guts to put their money where their mouths is.
Ladies, if you're interested let me know ASAP. You know how to reach me... I hope to start this special opportunity as soon as possible."
Smirking in her ever confident manner, Mary heads up the entrance ramp as Primetime takes another commercial break.
Singles Match - "Best in the World" CM Punk
vs.
"The Emo Warrior" Jimmy Jacobs
Primetime returns from commercial break to show CM Punk finish taping up his wrists before exiting his dressing room.
Prof. X: The Best in the World and the Emo Warrior are set to clash in upcoming contest. As you can see, CM Punk is making his way out to the ring first.
Coming out of nowhere, Jimmy Jacobs attacks Punk as he exits the locker room.
Francine: Looks like Jimmy Jacobs couldn’t wait until he got out here. He wanted to take out his aggression here and now.
The Carter: This isn’t going to be pretty at all…
Jimmy Jacobs smashes CM Punk’s skull into the lockers in the corridor repeatedly. The Emo Warrior taunted over Punk’s body before removing a steel pike from his boot. Just as CM Punk began to stir, Jimmy Jacobs rakes Punk’s forehead with the steel pike.
The Carter: Ugh, that blood’s flowing like a faucet out there!
CM Punk slumps against one of the open lockers while the sadistic Emo Warrior licks his bloodied steel pike clean. Jimmy Jacobs then sprinted towards CM Punk with a Running Big Boot to sandwich Punk’s head between the open locker and it’s door but CM Punk manages to counter by catching Jacobs onto his shoulders. The Best in the World threw Jacobs against the adjacent wall with a Running Powerbomb.
Prof. X: That’s one way to turn this thing around. Maybe CM Punk isn’t out of this yet.
CM Punk drops to his knees to get his bearings briefly before continuing his offense with a Knee Lift to the still reeling Emo Warrior. He then drove Jimmy Jacobs through the nearby refreshment table with a Running Bulldog.
The Carter: I guess the drinks are on Jimmy Jacobs tonight.
Francine: Someone needs to let those guys know that the ring is out here, not back there.
Prof. X: I don’t even think they even care about getting into the ring as long as they are inflicting as much pain on the other as humanly possible.
CM Punk arms himself with kendo stick as the Emo Warrior slowly rises from the debris of the broken table. CM Punk struck Jacobs over the spine and herds Jacobs out onto the stage with several strikes over Jacobs’ torso. The live crowd rallies behind the Best in the World as he continues pummeling Jacobs with blow after blow with the kendo stick. With blood running down his forehead, CM Punk stalks the waking Emo Warrior with with a home run style swing. Jacobs ducks out of the way, pivots on one foot and Spears CM Punk off the stage. Smoke and sparks fills the air as the two Superstars both laid out cold.
Prof. X: Good lord, can someone get a doctor out there!!??
Francine: Looks like we’re not getting an actual match between those two tonight. That was an impromptu brawl.
[Earlier tonight, the following phone call occurred between the two members of the Queen Bee Mafia...]
MiMi: "I'm scared Tia. I want to keep going for the gold but I'm afraid of what might happen. Everyone who has held that belt has been tainted with power. It happened to you first, then everyone after that with Raven been the worst of the worst. I'm afraid that if I do somehow win that would happen to me too. I don't want to be that kind of person."
Tia: "I know what you mean gurl. But then again, it is all about will power. When I was champ, I was the old Tia Brooks. The ruthless bitch who didn't care what it took to stay on top even if it meant stabbing people in the back. I had no control of myself because my will power was lack luster. After hanging around you, I feel that I've learned a lot because since day 1 of knowing you, you have never treated me any different and been consistent because why, you are in control of yourself."
MiMi: "For now I'm in control, but what about tomorrow or a few months down the road? Look at Xion... He's one of the strongest guys I know yet he allowed his power corrupt him into the villain he is today. How do I know that won't be me in a few more months, weeks, or even days? Look at the rest of my family! It's not like I don't have to look far and low for inspiration."
Tia: "Well just know this, I'm gonna have your back regardless just like how you did for me. If and only if your try to get out of line, you know that Morgan and I will knock some sense into your head. We are Queen Bees for life. All in all, I think you will be an incredible champion and leader of the GZWA Women's division just like you are with the QBM."
MiMi: "I suppose you're right, but it doesn't shake the hunch I have about Mei Long. She let that power corrupt her in the past. What's going to stop her from backstabbing me to get the title back from Raven?"
Tia: "Good point, but don't dwell upon that for now. You two have to be on the same page tonight."
MiMi: "I know, I know, but it's getting harder and harder to trust people around here when everyone wants to throw someone underneath the bus to move up the ladder. I'm going to jog around the arena to warm up a bit and meet up with you and Morgan when you two get here, okay?"
Tia: "Sure thing, girl."
Tornado Tag Team Match - GZWA Vixen Champion "The Ultimate Vixen" Raven and "Miss Murda" Mandisa Carter (w/ Amber Torres)
vs.
"The Beautiful Dragon" Mei Long and "Showstoppin' Senorita" Mariah (w/ "The Georgia Peach" Morgan Davis and "Straight-Edge Vixen" Tia Brooks)
As expected, Raven stands on the ring apron as Mandisa Carter starts this match for the Clique as Mariah and Mei Long look at each other silently as they know want to do at the opening bell. Both the Beautiful Dragon and the Showstoppin' Senorita charge towards Mandisa, who welcomes them both with open arms in the form of a Double Clothesline. Mariah and Mei Long duck underneath the blow in unison and knock Raven off the ring apron with a Double Dropkick.
Amber Torres quickly goes to Raven's aid at ringside while Mariah and Mei Long aren't allowed to enjoy their moment before Mandisa attacks them from behind with a Double Hair-Pull Mat Slam. Mandisa kicks Mei Long in the abdomen with enough force to send her across the ring and rolling underneath the ropes out to the ringside floor. Miss Murda drags Mariah to her feet by her hair, only for Mariah to try to start some offense with a Sitout Jawbreaker. With Mandisa stunned, Mariah hits the ropes and rebounds with a Handspring Cross Body. Mandisa catches Mariah in her arms and slams her over her knee in a Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker. Mandisa Carter repeats the motion again and drops Mariah over her knee in another vicious backbreaker as Mariah gasps in pain.
Prof. X: The Showstoppin' Senorita's spine is a sensitive area. She's managed to bounce back from a career-ending injury from that area, but she could find herself in a wheelchair for the rest of her life if Mandisa Carter keeps this up.
Mandisa hoists Mariah back up again and drops her to the canvas with authority in a Fireman's Carry Front Slam. Mandisa follows up with Jumping Leg Drop, but Mariah rolls out of harm's way. Mariah capitalizes with a Blade Kick to knock Miss Murda flat on the canvas as Mei Long calls out to Mariah. Mariah executes a Handspring Splash while Mei Long dives from the top rope with a Diving Moonsault to impact onto Mandisa Carter's body simultaneously. Both Vixens cover Mandisa in unison as Referee Jacqueline Moore makes the count.
ONE...
TWO...
T--NO!!
Mandisa Carter powers out, knocking both Vixens from on top of her body and throwing them across the ring. Mandisa Carter rose back to her feet and dragged Mariah and Mei Long to their feet by their hair. She motioned for Hulk Hogan-esque Coconut Smash (Double Headbutt) to the two Vixens, but the Beautiful Dragon and Showstoppin' Senorita stopped her with a dual kicks to the midsection to free themselves. Mei Long struck with a Wheelbarrow Stunner to Miss Murda before Mariah followed up with a John Woo (Low-Ki Running Dropkick) to knock Mandisa into the corner.
Mariah continued her assault with a Handspring Splash to Mandisa in the corner. Once again, Mandisa catches Mariah in motion and slams her to the canvas with authority in the form of a vicious Chokeslam. Mariah writhes on the canvas, clenching her spine as Raven tags herself into this match.
Francine: Raven just wants to toss salt into this open wound. Mandisa already did all of the dirty work, she just wants to get the reward for herself.
The Carter: The hell you say, Franny! Raven is a fighting champion!
Raven applies the Ask for More (Torture Crab) as Mariah cries out in pain. Amber pulls at Mariah's hair to add even more pressure to the hold. Mei Long tries to interfere but she's held at bay by Referee Jacqueline Moore who doesn't see the Clique's foul play at work. Just as the referee turned around to check for any signs of the Showstoppin' Senorita submitting Amber releases her grip on Mariah's hair and plays innocent. They repeat this dirty deed again to a similar result, but this time Mei Long maneuvers around the referee and baseball slides into Amber to knock her to the floor. Raven breaks the hold to taunt Mei Long as the referee warns Mei Long to return to her corner before she's disqualified. Raven turns back to Mariah and goes for a Revolver (Cobra Clutch Backbreaker), but Mariah flips her over her shoulder with a Hip Toss and crawls towards the corner to Mei Long's outstretched hand.
Just as Mariah was about to tag out, Raven grabs her by the ankle and drags her away from the corner. Mariah hops on one foot and spun around with an Jumping Enzuigiri, but Raven ducks underneath the kick and retaliates with a Fall Back (Edge’O Matic) to pin Mariah to the canvas.
ONE…
TWO…
THR--WAIT!!
Mariah rolls over and catapults Raven into the corner. Mariah follows suite with a Handspring Roundhouse Kick before tagging out to the Beautiful Dragon. Mei Long springboards into action with a 720 DDT to spike Raven’s skull into the canvas. She quickly makes the cover.
ONE…
TWO…
THRE--NO!!!
Mandisa Carter drags Mei Long off of the Ultimate Vixen and elevates her into the air into a makeshift Wheelbarrow hold. The Beautiful Dragon counters with a Wheelbarrow Stunner to stun Miss Murda long enough for Mariah to make the assist with a Diving Roundhouse Kick (RVD-style) to send Mandisa Carter over the top rope. Both Mariah and Mei Long looked to the waking Vixen Champion in unison and silently agreed to end this together. Mariah stomped her foot in preparation for the Heartbreaker (Sweet Chin Music) as Raven staggered to her feet. Mei Long struck with the Dragon Kiss (Windmill Kick) simultaneously as Mariah closed in with the Heartbreaker. Raven evades both attacks gracefully with a well-placed Raetrix (MaTrish) evasion, causing both the Beautiful Dragon and Showstoppin’ Senorita to knock out each other. With both Mei Long and Mariah down, Raven covers them both.
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!!
Prof. X: I can’t believe what we just witnessed… I’m just speechless here. Somehow, someway… Raven has managed to win despite the odds against her.
Francine mumbles, “Yeah after Mandisa did all of her dirty work first.”
The Carter: Don’t be hatin’ Frannie!
Post-match, Mei Long tries to help Mariah back to her feet, but slaps her away, refusing the gesture. Mei Long is left standing in the ring alone as Mariah hastily exits the ring while Primetime takes a commercial break.
During the commercial break Amanda’s locker room is shown where she gets ready for Mathew’s match. She’s only his manager but even though she’s still injured, she is prepared for everything and shoves her brass knux into her pocket. Then she looks whether her knee brace is in place, grabs her crutch and leaves her room. Slowly she hobbles into the direction of the stage, but she has to make a break, because her knee hurts like hell. While she lights a cigarette she looks into the camera.
“Why the fuck do I do all this shit here? Well, I don’t know it. I really wanted to end this fucking war, but in some way I can’t. This idiot Bradley is just too annoying and he really needs someone who shuts him up forever. So I must say that I’m really glad that Mathews came out to fight for me and to fuck up his moron and I’ll do everything so that he will take the win. It’s really time that someone stops this idiot Bradley.”
The whole subject really annoys her, but then she starts to laugh.
“But even though he goes on my nerves, it would be boring without him. This idiot is just so laughable and funny. Just look how he always reacts after he hears his name on Twitter. But what’s even better is the fact that Jaser stole the title from him. How could that happen?
Haha, this idiot really can’t live without a title and now a guy, almost a kid, comes out, knocks him out and steals it from him. Haha, this is really so laughable. I bet the whole roster and all the fans will laugh at him till eternity. And now this idiot wines and begs to get his title back …Aww, I almost feel sorry for him. Haha
But listen, Bradley, I’ll give you another title and this title is called …’Idiot of the Year 2015’”
Again Amanda laughs and then she slowly hobbles into the direction of the stage.
Singles Match - GZWA Television Champion "The Next Level" Mike Bradley (w/ “The Guru” Danielle Bradley)
vs.
"The Architect" Chris Matthews (w/ "The Goddess" Amanda Cortez)
Special Guest Commentary: Jaser Cruz
Upon arrival, Mike Bradley leans over the ropes facing the commentary table and demands that Jaser Cruz return his title as Jaser sat down at the commentary table. Chris Matthews didn’t appreciate being ignored and attacked the Next Level from behind with an Elbow Smash to the spine to start the match, causing Mike Bradley to whiplash over the ropes. This blow allows Matthews to follow up with a Release German Suplex. Mike Bradley manages to land safely on his feet behind the Architect. Mike greeted Matthews with a series of rights before executing a backflip and charging forward with a Running Clothesline. Chris Matthews responds with a Snap Suplex. He then hits the ropes and returns with a Running Shooting Star Press to the grounded Next Level. Mike rolls out of harm’s way, transitioning into spinning handstand and drops a Leg Drop over the back of Matthews’ neck as Matthews is down on all-fours.
Jaser: What on earth was that?
Prof. X: That’s the breakdancing background of the Next Level coming into play here.
Jaser: He calls that dancing?
Jaser laughs as the camera switches back in ring
Mike Bradley dragged Chris Matthews up in a front headlock and Leg Drop Bulldog.
The Carter: This isn’t looking good for Chris Matthews.
Francine: It’s not like he hasn’t see danger like this overseas in Iraq. When did you serve your country, Carter? Did you avoid the draft by cross-dressing as one of the Divas?
Jaser: Girl, not at the RuPaul realness.
The Carter: For your information, I couldn’t pass basic training...
Mike motions for Corkscrew Moonsault but Amanda Cortez stood on ring apron to distract him. While Mike turns around to see Danielle Bradley quickly sweeping Amanda Cortez off the ring apron with a modified Knee Clip but Chris Matthews capitalizes on this distraction with an Inverted Frankensteiner.
Jaser: She can't do that to my sister! Tell her to keep her pruning hands off! Someone go over there and help her up off her ass! Security! Someone's grandmother is on the loose!
The Architect stood on the ring apron watching his prey before launching himself back into the ring with a Springboard Clothesline towards waking Next Level. Mike Bradley counters with desperation point-blank Super Kick. The Next Level then collapses on top of Matthews for the pin.
ONE…
TWO…
THR---NO!!!
Mike doesn’t lose his determination as he grabs the Architect’s leg and goes for Grapevine Ankle Lock. Chris Matthews quickly rolls over and kicks the Next Level away from him. Mike reels backwards, falls between the ropes, and lands on the ring apron. Chris Matthews joins him on th ring apron shortly afterwards. He elevates the Next Level overhead, but drops him down with authority in the form of a Brainbuster DDT on ring apron.
Mike Bradley wisely rolls onto the floor to recover while Danielle Bradley pounds on the ring apron to urge Mike to get up.
Prof. X: That was a wise move by Mike Bradley, but this still isn’t looking good for the Television Champion. The only thing Matthews has to do is roll him back into the ring to get the win.
Jaser: Im sorry, i was reading a tweet from my sister, Amber. What did i miss?
Chris Matthews goes for the kill with a Diving Splash but Mike hits another desperation counter in the form of a Spinebuster, dropping the Architect on top of the announcers’ table in front of Jaser Cruz knocking Jaser's legs off the announcers table.
Mike Bradley and Jaser Cruz stare down until Mike makes the statement with a Pimp Slap. Jaser motions to strike back but Amanda Cortez stands in between them to not give Mike the win via disqualification.
Mike invites Jaser to take a shot for payback but Chris Matthews took the invitation instead. The Architect spun Mike around and delivered a Reverse STO, dropping Mike face-first onto the nearby steel steps.
Jaser: And that ladies and gents is what we call karma. Had Mike not had me running through his mind that could of been avoided.
Chris Matthews wasted no time rolling Mike Bradley back into the ring. The Architect savored the boos from the live audience as he beckoned the Next Level back to his feet. Chris Matthews struck with a Super Kick to the face as Mike sat up from the canvas. The Next Level revives and snaps back into action by grabbing the Architect’s foot and applying the Grapevine Ankle Lock. The Architect has a plan of his own as he reverses into Small Package.
ONE…
TWO…
THRE---NO!!!
Chris Matthews pounds his fists into the canvas out of frustration after arguing the count with Referee Earl Hebner. With his protest in vain, he then takes his frustration out on the Next Level with a Shining Wizard as Mike Bradley rose up from the canvas. Mike tosses Matthews overhead to counter. The Architect puts on an impressive display of his incredible agility. He springs from ropes without touching the ground and rebounds with Springboard Clothesline to the Next Level. Mike ducks underneath and returns with the Brookline Bridge (Spear). The Next Level hits his target but the Architect derails his travel plans with a Turnbuckle Powerbomb. Mike’s spine whiplashes against the corner post and he falls face-first to the canvas after a well-placed Super Kick from the Architect.
Jaser: Now all he has to do is pin Mike proving how much of a flop he really is.
With the Next Level laid out on the canvas, Chris Matthews smirks as he climbs the turnbuckle and takes flight with a Phoenix Splash. He impacts onto Mike’s body but that doesn’t stop the Next Level from applying the Boston Strangler (Rear Naked Choke with Body Scissors).
Jaser: Simple minded Mother f*cker. If you want something done right...
Before Chris Matthews has a chance to respond to the hold, Jaser Cruz breaks the hold by smashing the Television title over Mike Bradley’s skull to end the match via disqualification. The win is awarded to Mike Bradley due to Jaser Cruz’s interference, but Chris Matthews doesn’t seem to care as he joins Jaser in the post-match assault. Danielle Bradley races to her brother’s aid, but she’s taken out by Amanda breaking her crutches over the Guru’s spine at ringside. With the title on the canvas, Jaser hits the J.K.O. (Hangman’s Facebuster) on the Next Level before Chris Matthews delivers the Piece of Mind (Jumping Curb Stomp), driving Mike Bradley face-first onto the Television title. Jaser picks back up the Television title and looks at it and then back at Chris. Jaser shrugs his shoulders and decks Chris in the face before grinning ear to ear as he holds the title up to a chorus of boo's.
"Harm in Charge" by Toro Y Moi begins to play as Jaser lays the title across Mike's chest and slides out the ring helping Amanda to the back.
(Recorded earlier tonight…)
Although this scene opens up in the backstage area, the screams of the GZWA nation can be heard, all of them ready for the show to start in just a few short minutes. They're not the only one's however, as The Extreme Juggalo's are prepared as well, being dressed in their ring gear. The Camera follows them as they walk through the backstage area with purpose. The camera flicks forward for a second and show's that the two are headed for the stage area. The camera returns to them for a second before the feed cuts to a panning shot of the whole arena, for a moment, all is normal. Then the lights dim and begin to flash purple and green while "Betrayal" by Boondox begins to pump throughout the PA System, and the Extreme Juggalo's come out onto the stage. The pair pause briefly on the stage to pose before continuing down the ramp. While Enigma and Ryan slide into the ring and hype up the crowd from opposite turnbuckles, Ronda Rousey circles the ring to grab mics for all of them. Eventually, the music dies down, and the lights regulate; Enigma and Ryan receive their mics, and the Straight-Edge Juggalo decides to go up to bat first. He climbs the turnbuckle and sits down on it, facing outward towards the crowd, with a somber look on his face before raising the mic to his lips.
"Juggalos! Juggalettes! Make some noise!"
Suddenly, Ryan's whole expression changes as his face lights up. The crowd explodes, but just as quickly become quiet again, as Ryan's waves them down.
"At Dead or Alive, Me and Enigma, we came up short. I'll reinforce what I said on ReAction. The MisFit's were lucky, that's it. They can't beat us on any given night in a straight contest. That's why we were undefeated in the Tag Team Tournament, and that's why we should be holding the gold right now. But we didn't come out here to play shoulda, coulda, woulda, because we didn't win, and I'm not going to make excuse's for us not getting the job done. So, all week, people have been asking us what's next for the Juggalos. For those that are oblivious or simply forgot what we've been saying the past few weeks, the game plan's the same. We're not done pursuing the gold, just as I'm sure the LoD's not either. So unless something happen's to change that, we're going to have what will essentially be a repeat of DoA. Us, the MisFits, and The Ladies of Doom in another triple threat match, where one of us gets lucky, and manage's to pull out the win. But the problem is with these kind of matches, they prove nothing. We could hold a triple threat match every night, and it still wouldn't prove anything. So, MisFit's, Ladies, I want to propose an Iron Man Tournament, a la Starrcade '89. So whether it be next week, or ReAction later tonight, I look forward to your response's."
Ryan would drop his arm to his side, and look over at Enigma. The Enigma Stands tall in the ring as he walks forward and leans up against the ropes. As looks at all of the fans in the arena. He slowly raises his microphone to his mouth. As the fans scream loud he drops his arm and shakes his head. The Enigma brushes his hand through his hair and pulls it back out of his face. He looks back at the crowd and licks his top lip while bringing the mic back up.
At DoA i let you down. I am ashamed that after all of our hard work, after all off our effort. We are not able to stand here holding up the Tag Team Titles in front of all of you. But Like Ryan said it means nothing. Misfits! you wouldn't stand a chance against us in a mono a mono match, and that is why the Extreme Juggalos are still undefeated one on one. We've beat everyone in that tournament and never went down once! That's why the Extreme Juggalos are not backing down. We deserve another shot just like You! and L.O.D. got... I can hear you guys in the back talking that trash but you know who the better team is. The Juggalos and Juggalettes Know! who the rightful holders of those titles are and dont you worry... Where coming back, and later tonight the Juggalos are gonna do what we always do and that's Highlight The Night. All eyes are on us Misfits remember that. The lo's will not stumble we will not crumble. We will stand and fight and continues be one annoying pain in you're side Intel you get it through you're skulls! That the Juggalos are not something to mess with. Later on tonight we Will show you the true power the true nature of our army. The Lo's and Lette's will stand behind us and give us the strength we need to knock you two bit steroid hussy's of our throne!
The Enigma threw his mic down at ringside and Betrayal blasts As The Extreme Juggalos stand in the middle of the ring as Ronda Holds their hands high.
Main Event: 8-Man Tag Team Match - GZWA World Heavyweight Champion "The Hardcore Monster" Carnage (w/ Veda Scott), "The Cuban Hooligan" Rocky Romero and GZWA Tag Team Champions "Tattooed Beauty" Laura Jackson & "Queen of Submission" Casey Cortez
vs.
Extreme Juggalos ("Straight-Edge Juggalo" Ryan Kendrick & "High-Flying Extremist" The Enigma; w/ Ronda Rousey) and Ladies of Doom ("Lady So Divine" Delta Madison & "The E.N.D." Endee Leights; w/ "Miss V" Amiee Vaughan)
Prof. X: Welcome back, GZWA fans. We have a small update on the conditions of both CM Punk and Jimmy Jacobs. Both Superstars have regained consciousness and are being tended to our medical staff backstage.
Francine: That’s good to hear. I hope they are keeping those two far away from each other while they are being treated. There’s no reason to make their conditions even worse.
The Carter: From that look on Jacobs’ face, I don’t think he’s going to stop until Punk is dead and buried after he cost him the World Heavyweight Championship at Dead or Alive.
Prof. X: Speaking of the championship, we have our new champion, Carnage, teaming with our newly crowned GZWA Tag Team Champions, the MisFits.
Francine: I hate to be the one to correct you, but the MisFits are no more. Laura Jackson and Casey Cortez have decreed that they are on their own now after they deemed that Amanda Cortez wasn’t worthy of being their leader.
The Carter: After seeing Amanda escorting Chris Matthews to the ring, I think she’s looking at new options for her career from here on out. After Amanda literally cost Laura Jackson the Vixen title and failed to retain the Television title against Mike Bradley, you can’t really blame them for seeing Amanda as incompetent.
Francine: I knew that MONTHS ago. I’m just surprised that everyone else is that late to the party… That being said this should be one hell of a match after what these teams have gone through at Dead or Alive, especially among those six individuals who competed in that legendary Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match that the GZWA Nation will be talking about for years to come.
The Hardcore Monster (accompanied by Veda Scott) joins Rocky Romero, Casey Cortez, and Laura Jackson at the bottom of the entrance ramp before they all hop onto the ring apron in unison. The Extreme Juggalos and Ladies of Doom make the first move by dropkicking all of the opposing forces from the ring apron just as they attempt to enter the ring.
Carnage is first to rise back up to his feet in frustration, shoving Rocky Romero to get his act together. The Extreme Juggalos and Ladies of Doom continue their offense with the first pair of Suicide Dives through the ropes by Delta Madison and Ryan Kendrick knock Rocky Romero and Laura Jackson to the floor. Endee Leights and The Enigma follow suit with another pair of Suicide Dives but Carnage and Casey caught the twosome with tandem Chokeslams.
The Carter: This is a scary sight to see the two most powerful members of the GZWA roster working together in this match tonight.
Francine: Oh I’m sure if the gold was on the line, you can beat that these two would easily be at odds. This is only a temporary alliance.
Prof. X: GZWA fans, keep in mind that this match has tornado tag rules, so pins can occur at any time in the ring, no matter who is in the ring.
Casey Cortez and Carnage rolls Endee and Enigma back into the ring and go for double pins.
ONE…
TWO…
TH---NO!!!
The Straight-Edge Juggalo and Lady So Divine broke the pin with a Double Springboard Dropkicks to knock Casey and Carnage into the opposite corners. Ryan Kendrick and Delta Madison then drop on all-fours and invite their respective partners for a simultaneous Poetry in Motion and Delta Light Wave (Poetry in Motion). The Queen of Submission and the Hardcore Monster ends their teamwork dynamic instantly with two simultaneous Powerbombs to counter. Endee Leights and The Enigma resists with punches to forehead as they sat on Carnage and Casey’s shoulders. The duo manage to turn this around with two Hurracanranas over the nearby ropes. Both Casey and Carnage are teetering over but still trying to elevate Endee and The Enigma back into the ring. Ryan Kendrick and Delta Madison to come to their aid and toss Casey and Carnage over in unison.
The Carter: I think the ground just shook when those two fell to ringside.
Francine: It’s too early to be celebrating because here comes trouble...
Their triumph is short-lived as Laura Jackson and Rocky Romero attack them from behind. The Tattooed Beauty drops the Lady So Divine with a Slingblade (Spinning Sitout Sleerslam) to the canvas. She then positions herself on the top rope for a Diving Guillotine Leg Drop.
While all of this transpired, Rocky Romero had Ryan Kendrick grounded with a Tiger Suplex Hold. The Straight-Edge Juggalo wasn’t down for long as he freed himself by rolling his shoulders. Kendrick turns the tables by dropping a Jumping Leg Drop over Romero’s throat and transitions into an application of an Armbar.
The Tattooed Beauty is distracted briefly Kendrick’s hold and motions to drop the Diving Leg Drop to break the hold. The Lady So Divine derails her flight plans with a Frankensteiner to send Laura Jackson crashing to the canvas. Delta Madison encourages the fans to fly Delta as she executes a picture perfect Delta Force (Shooting Star Press) onto Rocky Romero as Kendrick maintains the hold. That tactic proved to be an unwise decision as Laura Jackson struck with a Shoot Kick to Delta Madison’s face. The Lady So Divine wisely rolls out onto ring apron to avoid the potential pin.
Prof. X: Veteran move right there by Delta Madison, knowing that ring awareness.
Francine: True, but one could argue that she wouldn’t be in that situation currently if she just put Laura away instead.
Rocky Romero summons the strength to elevate Ryan Kendrick into the air with a Powerbomb to break the hold. The Tattooed Beauty assists with a Jumping Double Knee Backbreaker. Rocky Romero covers the Straight-Edge Juggalo after this devastating combination.
ONE…
TWO...
Delta Madison tries to springboard back into the ring from off the apron to break the pin but Laura Jackson knocks her off the ropes with a Super Kicks.
NO!!!
Ryan Kendrick barely gets the shoulder up in time.
The Carter: Good grief. My heart skipped a beat there for a second… well more than normal with so many beautiful Vixens out here tonight.
Prof. X: The Extreme Juggalos narrowly dodged a bullet there.
The Lady So Divine fell back into waking Casey’s arms after Laura’s Super Kick. Endee Leights makes the save with a Diving DDT from the ring apron but the Queen of Submission catches onto her shoulders as well. Both Ladies of Doom pummel Casey over the skull with punches before they spike her into floor with a Double DDT. The Enigma races across the ringside barricade and attacks the waking Hardcore Monster. Carnage catches him in motion with a Black Hole Slam but the High-Flying Extremist uses Carnage’s momentum against him with a Tornado DDT, smashing the Hardcore Monster’s face on the ring apron. That’s not enough to keep him down.
The Tattooed Beauty and Cuban Hooligan send the waking Straight-Edge Juggalo into the ropes with an Irish Whip and greet him on the rebound with a Double Clothesline. Ryan Kendrick ducks underneath the blow and dives through the ropes with a High-Impact Spear, colliding right into the Hardcore Monster. Laura Jackson and Rocky Romero spun around confused to face the Ladies of Doom, who wasted no time to reintroduce themselves in the form of the E.D. (Double Enzuigiri). Romero catches Endee’s foot with an Ankle Lock, but Delta freed her with a Shoot Kick to the Cuban Hooligan. Once freed, Endee Leights hits the ropes and rebounds with a Shining Wizard to the reeling Rocky Romero. Romero caught her out of the air and threw her into the Lady So Divine with a Turnbuckle Powerbomb to knock them both into the corner post. Just to add more agony to this situation, Casey Cortez sandwiches them both into the corner with a Running Body Splash.
The Carter: I dunno who called in the lunch special but Casey cortez delivered sandwiches all around for the Ladies of Doom.
The E.N.D. staggers towards Casey in an absent-minded manner and straight into a pending Clothesline from Hell by the Queen of Submission. Casey raises her back up with an Elevated Double Underhook Chicken Wing Hold while Rocky Romero walked the ropes and delivered an Avalanche Diablo Armbar (Diving Flying Armbar) to the Lady So Divine.
Prof. X: This isn't looking good at all for the Ladies of Doom. If either Delta or Endee submit to these holds, it would spell doom for their chances of winning this match.
The Extreme Juggalos make the save. The Straight-Edge Juggalo breaks the hold on Delta Madison with a Diving Guillotine Leg Drop over the throat of Rocky Romero. The High-Flying Extremist knocks the Queen of Submission over from behind with a Springboard Dropkick as he returned to the ring. Knocking Casey over gives Endee the opening that she needs to turn this situation around as she flips Casey over upon impact into a Hurracanarana Pin.
ONE...
TWO...
THR--WAIT!!!
Casey rolls through and back to her feet with Endee's head between her legs in preparation for the FemBomb (Jacknife Powerbomb). Ryan Kendrick makes the save once again, this time striking Casey with a Running Enzuigiri. The Enigma follows up with a 720 DDT to the reeling Queen of Submission. Before the Juggalos could go for the cover, the Hardcore Monster knocks them to the canvas with a Jumping Shoulder Tackle. As the World Heavyweight Champion rose back to his feet, the Lady So Divine leapfrogged over his shoulders with an One-Handed Bulldog. His face bounces off the canvas and leaves the Hardcore Monster down on one knee. Endee Leights dove from the top rope with the Catch Me if You Can (Diving Mule Kick), but Carnage backs away in time to allow the Tattooed Beauty to connect with another Super Kick. The Tattooed Beauty covers the fallen Endee Leights.
ONE...
TWO...
Delta Madison raced over to break the pin with a stylish Delirious (Cartwheel Backflip Splash). Laura rolls out of the way, causing Delta to impact on top of her own sister. Before she could remedy her mistake, Carnage reeled her in by her blonde hair in the Burning Hammer (Reverse Death Valley Driver) and dropped her on top of the grounded Extreme Juggalos while Laura resumed her pin.
ONE...
TWO...
THREE!!!
Prof. X: In more ways than one that was one hell of a main event...
Francine: You can say that again, professor.
The Carter: That was an emotional roller coaster to watch. Whew..
Prof. X: Thanks again for watching tonight folks. That's all the time we have tonight. Stay tuned for our aftershow, ReAction.
