Post by Squall Leonhart on Apr 24, 2015 21:55:15 GMT -5
Ryan Kendrick | Straight-Edge Juggalo
As this scene Fades from black, Kendrick is shown sipping on a can of Amp. He wears a black wifebeater over his usual ring gear, along with a backwards ball cap keeping his hair under control. Additionally, his custom Hatchetman gleams from its spot on his chest. He's pacing back and forth, apparently ready for this GZWA.com exclusive.
"Same Shit, Different Day. It's one of my favorite saying's, although I use it it quite sparingly now. But it's going to be very appropriate to use in regards to my match come Primetime. Enigma and I will be teaming up to face, you guessed it, The Enforcer's, along with our Tag Team champion's, Dumb, and Dumber. Now facts don't lie. 97% time me and Enigma have gone against either of these two teams, separately or together, we've come out on top. Why? Because we're simply better. I don't mean this in a arrogant way either. We're not without flaws. We've lost matches, and we've had our share of bad luck. But I'm going to stand by what I said a couple weeks ago. In a straight forward match, Me and Enigma would win, no problem. "
Kendrick stops for a moment, sips his Amp again, and gathers his thoughts.
"A few weeks ago I also proposed a Iron Man tournament involving the three biggest teams in GZWA at the time, Us, the MisFits, and The Ladies of Doom. Unfortunately the LOD broke up, so that plan's a no-go. So I've spent the time since then thinking of another way that we can prove who's the best tag team in this company, pure and simple. And that's when it hit me. Pure. MisFits. Dumb and Dumber. Blonde and Ugly. Man and Women. Whatever you want to be called now, on the behalf of the Extreme Juggalo's, I'm challenging you to a Pure Tag Team match."
Kendrick again stops, and this time drains the Amp can before chucking it over his shoulder nonchalantly.
"If you don't know what that is, Google "Pure Wrestling Rules", if you can figure it out. First link, pretty simple stuff. Anyways, back to Primetime. We've done it once, we'll do it again, especially with Guys like the Mega Buster's backing us. Not only that, but we've got the Juggalo's and the whole GZWA Nation backing too, because if you haven't noticed, people don't really like you guys. And when we pin one of you to the mat, we'll only be proving why we should have the gold around our waist's."
As this scene Fades from black, Kendrick is shown sipping on a can of Amp. He wears a black wifebeater over his usual ring gear, along with a backwards ball cap keeping his hair under control. Additionally, his custom Hatchetman gleams from its spot on his chest. He's pacing back and forth, apparently ready for this GZWA.com exclusive.
"Same Shit, Different Day. It's one of my favorite saying's, although I use it it quite sparingly now. But it's going to be very appropriate to use in regards to my match come Primetime. Enigma and I will be teaming up to face, you guessed it, The Enforcer's, along with our Tag Team champion's, Dumb, and Dumber. Now facts don't lie. 97% time me and Enigma have gone against either of these two teams, separately or together, we've come out on top. Why? Because we're simply better. I don't mean this in a arrogant way either. We're not without flaws. We've lost matches, and we've had our share of bad luck. But I'm going to stand by what I said a couple weeks ago. In a straight forward match, Me and Enigma would win, no problem. "
Kendrick stops for a moment, sips his Amp again, and gathers his thoughts.
"A few weeks ago I also proposed a Iron Man tournament involving the three biggest teams in GZWA at the time, Us, the MisFits, and The Ladies of Doom. Unfortunately the LOD broke up, so that plan's a no-go. So I've spent the time since then thinking of another way that we can prove who's the best tag team in this company, pure and simple. And that's when it hit me. Pure. MisFits. Dumb and Dumber. Blonde and Ugly. Man and Women. Whatever you want to be called now, on the behalf of the Extreme Juggalo's, I'm challenging you to a Pure Tag Team match."
Kendrick again stops, and this time drains the Amp can before chucking it over his shoulder nonchalantly.
"If you don't know what that is, Google "Pure Wrestling Rules", if you can figure it out. First link, pretty simple stuff. Anyways, back to Primetime. We've done it once, we'll do it again, especially with Guys like the Mega Buster's backing us. Not only that, but we've got the Juggalo's and the whole GZWA Nation backing too, because if you haven't noticed, people don't really like you guys. And when we pin one of you to the mat, we'll only be proving why we should have the gold around our waist's."
