Pressure (A Mega Busters Promo)

[Xion Zeros]

The Mega Busters are gathered in their hotel room, discussing team strategy as the upcoming episode of Primetime has each team vying for the right to choose the stipulation for the Tag Team Turmoil Match at Devils May Cry.

Psycho Sagus thumbs through his text messages as Ashleigh peaks over his shoulder. She teased, "Is that from your GIRLFRIEND?"

Psycho Sagus immediately turns out of her field of vision, "I don't know what you're talking about..."

Ashleigh smirked, "Alice told me that you've been hanging around her sister Ashley Wonder. C'mon, out with it. Spill the beans - WE WANT DETAILS, DAMMIT!!"

Psycho Sagus shrugs, "There's nothing to talk about. We just like hanging out and talking about junk. I don't get why you're making a big deal out of it. I don't tease you and Matt about all of the junk you two get into or how you and Alice sleep together in your hotel room..."

Matthew Miles' eyes widen, "WHAT!!??"

Ashleigh turns to face Matt, "It's nothing. She's like a big teddy bear. Plus, you know she's dating Zane. Alice flirts a lot, but at the end of the day she's harmless. Besides, I can't help that I'm so goddamn adorable."

Matthew smirks, "You got that right."

Psycho Sagus chimed in, "Uhh, I hate to ruin the Kodak moment, but what's the plan for Primetime. We're against a lot of heavy-hitters if we want to win the right to choose the stipulation. I can't believe we're going to get a chance at the titles already, but I can't believe those Enforcer guys are in this too. They don't belong in there..."

Ashleigh adds, "I'm sure the rest of the tag teams are saying the same about us. They are going to be looking at us as if we have 'fresh meat' stamped on our foreheads whether or not Matt wins out there."

Matthew raises a brow, "What do you mean IF? I'm aiming to win this thing. We've beaten the Enforcers before, The MisFits seem to be more distracted on their singles careers than focusing on defending the tag team titles, and while the Extreme Juggalos may be the biggest threat in the match, I'm not going to sell ourselves short against them. Remember we were the ones who bailed them out of the fire when they got in over their heads."

Psycho Sagus asks, "Alright I'll humor you, fearless leader. When you win, what's the stipulation you're going to choose?"

Matthew replied, "That's the brilliant part." He leans over and whispers to Sagus.

Sagus smiled, "I like how you think, buddy."

Ashleigh stomps her foot in protest, "HEY! I'M PART OF THIS TEAM TOO! DON'T LEAVE ME OUT OF THINGS!"

Matthew smirked, "I'm not telling you because you didn't tell me about you and Alice's cuddling. What's next, a foursome?"

Sagus chimed in again, "If you say no, I'd be game to take you two's spot..."

Ashleigh's face immediately goes red, "NO! Besides, Alice knows I'm not into that kinky kinda stuff. She did ask before..."

Sagus: "Offer's still on the table..."

Matthew and Ashleigh shouted, "SHUT UP!"

Sagus: "Fine, fine. Shutting up. I'm just keeping my options open. I'm not going to be twiddling my thumbs while everyone else around here is getting laid."

Matthew: "You would still have your video games..."

Sagus: "That's why the Pause button was invented, my friend."

Ashleigh: "Who the HELL said that this was happening...if at ALL???"

The trio shared a laugh together as the scene faded to black.

Ashleigh: "Seriously, boys. I'm not kidding here."