Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2015 20:14:04 GMT -5
The scene starts and we see Alice Shadow walking backstage on the night of the huge Devils May Cry pay per view. The night when the young lady can turn a short time in her first major federation, into the biggest win of her career. She had three women in her way though and they all presented a unique challenge. Each girl was fully capable of winning the tournament and it was truly whoever brought their A-Game that night who would come out as the Queen of Queens. Through the whole tournament, it has been said that Alice was one of the favorites. Pulling off big wins, against girls that nobody would have believed the young New Yorker(By way of England) had any business in the ring with, yet along pinning the girls shoulders to the mat. Yet Alice was used to being the underdog, she was used to being the one nobody was picking to win, and that was what pushed her so much harder. We see the Raven Haired Vixen backstage wearing a leather jacket unzipped at the neck revealing a fair amount of cleavage, and also showing off her toned stomach are. She had on a pair of black skinny jeans as well, her feet comfortably in black combat boots. She begins to talk in her British accent
"Auntie Delta. We meet in the ring my dear, and what a treat this shall be. I consider you someone who is what every young starlet should desire to be:Beautiful, elegant, but also with a touch of sexiness to her as well. You don't cross the line of slutiness, like so many other girls do in this industry do. Well looks aside, you are one hell of a wrestler and that is something that will make this really interesting. When I look at the bracket I see Joanna Tarzanna vs Natasha Rose, and that match really just sounds like a whole bunch of bleh to me. Then I see Alice Shadow vs Delta Madison, that is the match that will be putting butts in seats.
The experienced elegant lady who has held titles in many different federations. A decorated champion, a veteran, and a role model for young wrestlers. Then you have the edgy, dark, and young girl in the other side of the ring. That is me, I am not a rookie really, because I have been doing this for years. I am a rookie as far as the big league federations go but I have perfected my technique in Shimmer, and in other companies that produce the best female wrestlers in the entire damn world. I have wrestled in numerous countries, and I have the best of all of those countries thrown into my move set. I am going to raise hell on GZWA, on the night that is so perfectly titled. Devil's May Cry, yet that really should not be the name of it. The night should be called Bitches Will Cry. Forget the may cry, you will cry Delta and so will whoever I face in the finals.
You say that you are "Divine", but do you even know what that word means. I really don't think so because if you did, you would actually have another nickname. I am not that technical or a girl, I am not college educated like my older sister. Yet I will get technical, I will go by the book if I have to. So let us refer to the dictionary. The word "Divine" is defined as "Divine basically means relating to, coming from, or like God or a god." When you break that down I do not see why you honestly call yourself Divine. You are not a god, you are just a female wrestler. Sure you may have accomplishments in the past, but the past is the past.
When you look at something that falls into the definition of divine, you do not see someone who needs to win a tournament to take her place. So I am going to go ahead and call that whole divine thing a big mistake on your part. If you were divine you would not be in a tournament, you would be running the tournament. Heck you would be running the world, we would all be puppets in your hands, but we know that is not true. Delta, you can't control me to do anything, I don't take orders from nobody. Ask my man, I am the one who makes the orders. Not him, and if I am not going to let my man control me I am sure not going to to let you control me.
Staying on the topic of divinity, it is going to take act of God for you to win. The only way you are going to win is through a act of divine intervention. I don't expect that to happen, so you may want to pack up and not even show your face. I will even pay for your plane ticket. I will make sure that you have first class as well. Let's look at it this way Delta, I have studied your move set and it is not complicated. The only complicated thing I could find out about Delta Madison is your list of ex-lovers really does that end. It goes on longer than Jericho's list of holds. With such a long list of lovers, you must be pretty sloppy in the bed because you can't get one to stay. So I am going to destroy you and move onto whatever girl wins the tournament. Just turn around and give up, because since I have arrived her all I have done is put girls in their place and I am going to continue putting you in your place. At the end of the pay per view, it is painfully clear I will have defeated you Delta Madison and put a end to the whole Delta is divine theory. Because it is basically that a theory."
Alice smiles and the scene ends
"Auntie Delta. We meet in the ring my dear, and what a treat this shall be. I consider you someone who is what every young starlet should desire to be:Beautiful, elegant, but also with a touch of sexiness to her as well. You don't cross the line of slutiness, like so many other girls do in this industry do. Well looks aside, you are one hell of a wrestler and that is something that will make this really interesting. When I look at the bracket I see Joanna Tarzanna vs Natasha Rose, and that match really just sounds like a whole bunch of bleh to me. Then I see Alice Shadow vs Delta Madison, that is the match that will be putting butts in seats.
The experienced elegant lady who has held titles in many different federations. A decorated champion, a veteran, and a role model for young wrestlers. Then you have the edgy, dark, and young girl in the other side of the ring. That is me, I am not a rookie really, because I have been doing this for years. I am a rookie as far as the big league federations go but I have perfected my technique in Shimmer, and in other companies that produce the best female wrestlers in the entire damn world. I have wrestled in numerous countries, and I have the best of all of those countries thrown into my move set. I am going to raise hell on GZWA, on the night that is so perfectly titled. Devil's May Cry, yet that really should not be the name of it. The night should be called Bitches Will Cry. Forget the may cry, you will cry Delta and so will whoever I face in the finals.
You say that you are "Divine", but do you even know what that word means. I really don't think so because if you did, you would actually have another nickname. I am not that technical or a girl, I am not college educated like my older sister. Yet I will get technical, I will go by the book if I have to. So let us refer to the dictionary. The word "Divine" is defined as "Divine basically means relating to, coming from, or like God or a god." When you break that down I do not see why you honestly call yourself Divine. You are not a god, you are just a female wrestler. Sure you may have accomplishments in the past, but the past is the past.
When you look at something that falls into the definition of divine, you do not see someone who needs to win a tournament to take her place. So I am going to go ahead and call that whole divine thing a big mistake on your part. If you were divine you would not be in a tournament, you would be running the tournament. Heck you would be running the world, we would all be puppets in your hands, but we know that is not true. Delta, you can't control me to do anything, I don't take orders from nobody. Ask my man, I am the one who makes the orders. Not him, and if I am not going to let my man control me I am sure not going to to let you control me.
Staying on the topic of divinity, it is going to take act of God for you to win. The only way you are going to win is through a act of divine intervention. I don't expect that to happen, so you may want to pack up and not even show your face. I will even pay for your plane ticket. I will make sure that you have first class as well. Let's look at it this way Delta, I have studied your move set and it is not complicated. The only complicated thing I could find out about Delta Madison is your list of ex-lovers really does that end. It goes on longer than Jericho's list of holds. With such a long list of lovers, you must be pretty sloppy in the bed because you can't get one to stay. So I am going to destroy you and move onto whatever girl wins the tournament. Just turn around and give up, because since I have arrived her all I have done is put girls in their place and I am going to continue putting you in your place. At the end of the pay per view, it is painfully clear I will have defeated you Delta Madison and put a end to the whole Delta is divine theory. Because it is basically that a theory."
Alice smiles and the scene ends
The scene starts and we see Alice Shadow standing in the concourse of the arena where the pay per view will take place from. She is wearing a black and white striped shirt and a pair of black yoga pants. She looks into the camera and talks
"I am going to address my other potential opponents. First I am going to start with Natasha Rose. What a women, Natasha is beautiful and she can kick your ass. I am really glad to call her my friend or even really my Angel. Such a kind heart, that not many people understand once you get past the exterior you will see a butterfly in that cocoon. Natasha you may have found success here, but that was for one simple reason. That reason is that Alice Shadow was not wrestling in those promotions. Every promotion I have ever competed in I have been the top girl in the company. Heck, most of the time even beating the top guys in the company.
I am not going to let GZWA be any different, so maybe you might want to hope that by some miracle you are not facing me in the finals, because I will defeat you and easily take the title of Queen of Queens that is rightfully mine. This tournament was made with me in mind, because I am every thing a female wrestler should be. I am not the standard barbie doll, I don't get a spray tan 3 times a week, or however the hell often girls get them. I don't even know enough about that stuff. I am not going to pose for some stupid magazine and degrade myself by acting sexy for some photographer. Because I don't have to act sexy. I know I am and every fucking thing I do is sexy.
Look at it this way Natasha, a Rose will wither up and disappear. Then it will grow back in all of it's glory a little while later. It is sad that your petals will fall off and you will wither up and die. Because I am quite fond of you angel, and I am going to have to destroy you if you get in my way. Yet remember even when I destroy you the damage will not be permanent. You will bloom again and you will come back just as beautiful as you were the day that you left. So I am going to hate to do it, but let's face it you are going to win your match. You have the easiest match to win. You are facing an opponent who is as green as the jungle fungus that is growing between the toes of her dirty, stinky, smelly feet. You are going to have to deal with me in the finals Natasha, and it will be one hell of a match. A match that will steal the show and remind everyone why I am the most feared bitch in this company.
If somehow Walt Disney comes up with a magical story about a jungle girl beating the odds and becoming a princess, that is honestly the only way I could see you going into the finals I think that is damn near impossible because Walt Disney has been dead for a long time sweetheart. So stop the story telling and tell us the truth. Who is the real Joanna? You can't be as dumb as you act because if you are we should go nuke the entire Amazon. One weird thing is that you are always talking about how little you know, yet you seem pretty damn good at Twitter.
Speaking of you on Twitter, how much is Ask FM paying you to be the spokeswomen of their company. Seriously if I see one more idiotic mother fucker asking you for a picture of your feet, or if you would fuck them I am going to have to send you back to whatever "Jungle" you come from. If you even come from a jungle. Lets look at it this way Joanna, Jo, Joey, JoJo, whatever you want to be called. Do you even know your name girl: Joanna Tarzana, Joanna Jane Tarzana, Joanna the Jungle Girl, Jungle Girl, Jungle Jugs, Jungle Princes, Jungle goddess, jungle warrior, strong jungle girl.
You have so many names it is ridiculous. This jungle act is starting to scare people to tell you the truth. Walking around saying things like "Me Joanna. Me Jungle Girl.. Me strong.. Me break Bones... Fear this Jungle Girl... Hear me roar." Stop with that I have met newborn babies whose baby speech makes more sense then the shit that you are spewing out of that mouth. You have been in more federations then I have my entire career as a wrestler.
Sure you won your first matches, big fucking deal. You had two pay per view matches and you lose both. So I damn sure don't see you as a threat in this tournament. Let me explain it to you on your IQ level "Joanna a jungle girl... Joanna strong.. Joanna win matches.. Joanna proud of Joanna... Joanna have pay per view match... Joana get ass kicked at Pay Per View. This Jungle Girl Sad..."
Goodness do you know how many fucking brain cells I just lost trying to say that shit. Goodness, Jo sweetie get off the acid and come back to Earth. So you can be the spoiled little brat from suburbia we know you are. That same girl from Suburbia whose father bought her giant boobies as a graduation gift.
I don't even want to ramble on about this stuff anymore. I am English, we have a queen, and to tell you the truth our queen isn't really the kind of queen I want. I want a queen that will slit your throat for looking at her wrong. So all you girls might as well call me Danerys, because I am going to be unleashing fire on you bitches and look good at the same time."
The scene ends