Post by Xion Zeros on Sept 11, 2015 22:35:26 GMT -5
Official GZWA Primetime Theme: I Want It All / We Will Rock You [Mash-Up] - Queen (feat. Armageddon)
Recorded Date: September 4, 2015
Air Date: September 11, 2015
** Tag Team Match **
The Powergirls ("Power Girl #2" Ivy Lane & "Power Girl #1" Harley Lane) vs. "Wonder Girl" Ashley Wonder (w/ Little Wonder) & Charlotte Adams
After the opening bell, the match starts with Wonder Girl and Charlotte Adams on the same page as they take on the Powergirls on opposite sides of the ring. The “dynamic” duo then Irish whip the Powergirls into the middle of the ring. The Powergirls reverse their momentum by hooking each others’ arms in the middle of the ring before swapping adversaries and managing to deliver Stereo Headscissor Takedowns.
Francine: So much for the “Dynamic” Duo. Seems like these Gotham Sirens want upstage them and show off a new age version of the Superfriends.
The Powergirls then position themselves on the top rope and attempts double tandem Diving Cross Bodies. The Wonder Girl has other plans as she intervenes by shaking the ropes, causing Harley Lane to fall into Charlotte’s clutches for a Massive Spinebuster. Charlotte’s ferocity doesn’t stop their as she dragged Harley back to her feet, only to serve a backhand to her jaw followed by elbow to the face. Out of desperation, Harley Lane rakes Charlotte’s eyes to blind her momentarily. This opening allows Power Girl #1 to turn the momentum around with a Butterfly Swinging Neckbreaker. Charlotte refused to stay down as Harley looked over her shoulder before sprinting towards the ropes and rebounding with a Springboard Stunner. Charlotte Adams catches her in motion with an explosive counter in the form of a Bridging German Suplex that pins Harley’s shoulders to the canvas.
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THR---NO!!!
Harley narrowly avoid the pinfall until Ivy Lane broke the pin with a stomp to Charlotte’s stomach. Despite Power Girl #2’s interference, Charlotte still has her arms locked firmly wrapped around Harley’s waist. Power Girl #1 shakes her head in a rebuttal stretching her arms out towards Power Girl #2 on the ring apron to hang onto prevent another German Suplex. Charlotte forcefully yanks Harley overhead with a Release German Suplex that causes Ivy to simultaneously whiplash against the ropes and fall down at ringside.
The Carter: Wasn’t that a tag?
Prof. X: I don’t think so. Slick Johnson didn’t register it as one, so Harley’s still the legal partner right now in this match.
Francine: I think that was the best call as that really wasn’t a conventional tag anyway.
As Power Girl #2 attempted to pick herself up from ringside, Ashley Wonder maneuvers around the action in the ring and suicide dives through the ropes into Ivy. Charlotte Adams looks to end this promptly as she goes for the Drive By (Delayed Brainbuster) on the groggy Harley. Power Girl #2 uses the delay to her advantage as she has ample time to tilt her weight to allow gravity to play into her favor as she counters with an Asai DDT. With Charlotte’s shoulders pinned to the mat, Harley makes the cover.
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THRE---NO!!!
Fortunately, the Wonder Girl returns back into the ring to make the save to break the pin. After Referee Slick Johnson ushers Ashley Wonder back onto the ring apron in her team’s corner, the Powergirls use this distraction to their advantage. Harley Lane tags out to Ivy Lane and catapults Charlotte towards Ivy back into the corner, who responds with a Forearm Smash, dropping Charlotte onto Harley’s knees. Ivy then enters the fray with a Slingshot Elbow Drop as the Powergirls go for the win again with another pin attempt.
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TH—NO!!!
Charlotte kicks out but the Wonder Girl’s means to assist are hampered by Harley sweeping Ashley Wonder’s feet from out from underneath her, causing her to faceplant on the ring apron. Power Girl #2 smirks before giving a cut throat gesture, signaling for the Dragon-Fire Tiger Lily (Double Underhook Powerbomb). Charlotte manages to flip Ivy Lane overhead to counter and struck with a Roundhouse Kick to face of Ivy just as she returned to her feet. The crowd erupts into cheers as Charlotte Adams makes the hot tag to Ashley Wonder. The Wonder Girl intercepts the pending clothesline from Power Girl #2 by wrenching her arm as she performed a ropewalk to Ivy to Jumping Clothestline to both Powergirls – just as Harley was racing to assist Ivy. Harley rolls out of the ring as the Wonder Girl ascended the top rope.
The Carter: It’s time for something wonderful, folks!
Francine: Enough with the puns, Carter, before I kill you and have people ‘wondering’ what happened to your corpse…
Ashley Wonder delivered a picture perfect 450 Splash to the grounded Power Girl #2 and goes for the win. Just as Referee Slick Johnson was about to bring down his hand for the count of three, Harley slid back into the ring with a chair shot to Wonder Girl’s spine. Harley went for another swing but hits Little Wonder instead as she stood in-between Harley and her best friend. Charlotte Adams immediately stormed the ring which caused the Powergirls to make a hasty retreat as Charlotte tended to her teammates.
Prof. X: Due to Harley’s interference, the team of Ashley Wonder and Charlotte Adams won via disqualification, but you can definitely count that this war is not over between these two teams of Vixens.
** Singles Match **
Gina Lewis (debut) vs. "The E.N.D." Endee Leights
Prof. X: We continue our night of debuting Vixens with our latest signee, Gina Lewis, facing off the returning Endee Leights.
Francine: I’m loving Endee’s new attitude towards life. It suits her.
The Carter: I wouldn’t hurt her to be a little nicer.
Francine: Don’t feel bad, Carter. She doesn’t like ANYONE – just that she doesn’t like you a lot more than most normal people.
Prof. X: Carter, do you know anything about our newest Vixen?
The Carter: Not a clue. She seems all smiles though.
Francine: That won’t last for long. One day around you and that smile will turn into a frown…
Once the opening bell sounds to start this match, the bubbly babyface known as Gina Lewis tries to shake hands with Endee Leights, who looks puzzled at the gesture before slapping her across the face.
Francine: I think she’s still a little pissed off about what happened between her and Delta Madison at Devils May Cry…
Prof. X: Well, I’ve heard that the best therapy is to take out your frustrations out on your opponent…
Endee Irish whips her into the ropes. Gina rebounds with a Running Clothesline. Endee ducks the swing and rebounds from the ropes with more momentum behind her to send Gina into the corner with a Running Front Dropkick. With Gina slumped in the corner, Endee hopped onto her shoulders and performed a Monkey Flip out of the corner after Gina’s spine whiplashes against the unforgiving steel. The E.N.D. sought out to end this match early – literally – with a Diving Cross Body, but Gina Lewis has other plans in mind as she counters with a Front Falling Fireman’s Carry Slam after catching Endee out of the air. This maneuver knocks the air out of Endee’s sails momentarily, which allows Gina to follow up with a Cartwheel Back Elbow. Much like Gina mere moments prior, Endee has plans of her own as she stops this maneuver and makes Gina fall flat with a Mat Slam. After the back of Gina’s skull hits the canvas, the E.N.D. executes a Standing Moonsault for good measure before she hooks Gina’s leg upon impact.
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Endee Leights’ anger grows as Gina Lewis continues to put up a fight in this match. She flung Gina across the ring with a Hair Pull Snapmare. The E.N.D. then closed the gap between them with the Leights Out (Shining Wizard), but out of nowhere, Gina Lewis hits desperation Spear to lay out Endee. The rookie Vixen makes the cover on the E.N.D.
Prof. X: This isn’t looking good for Endee. Gina hit Endee like a runaway train.
The Carter: Is this really the end?
Francine: It’s going to be the end of you if you don’t heed my warning about those corny puns, Carter.
The Carter: Fine, fine. I’m shutting up… Liven up a little, Frannie.
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THRE---NO!!!
Somehow, someway, Endee Leights found a way to survive that onslaught as Gina Lewis looks on in disbelief. The E.N.D. slowly rose back to her feet on jelly legs while Gina Lewis lined up the killshot before striking with a Running Knee Lift. Endee Leights’ nimble agility comes into play here as she narrowly evades Gina’s attack with a Baseball Slide between her legs. The E.N.D. then promptly ends this match by rebounding from the nearby ropes with the Endeeure (Jumping Tornado DDT) to the unsuspecting rookie. After planting Gina’s skull into the canvas, Endee covers the rookie as the referee makes the count.
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Rocky Romero stood in the ring with a microphone in hand, “Everything that I do is in service to el jefe. I’m not booked tonight but that’s not going to stop me from proving that nothing or no one will stand in my way. So if there’s anyone in the back who’s man enough to step in the ring with me, put up or shut up.”
The Cuban Hooligan’s challenge is answered by the newly signed Kuro Hayabusa.
** Singles Match **
"The Cuban Hooligan” Rocky Romero vs. “The Black Phoenix” Kuro Hayabusa (debut)
Prof. X: Who would have thought that we would have this Japanese sensation already debuting on this edition of Primetime!!??
Francine: Yeah, he finished signing his contract a few minutes before we came on air. When opportunity calls you better grab it. This kid isn’t playing around.
The Carter: I hope he knows what he’s getting into messing with one of the members of the Authority.
After the opening bell, Rocky Romero arrogantly closes his eyes and invites to take the first shot. Hayabusa struck with a Shotei to the face before grabbing the reeling Romero and flinging him to the mat with a Japanese Arm Drag.
Prof. X: Rocky Romero is looking as shocked as we are!
The Carter: He shouldn’t be taking this kid lightly.
Francine: Especially for someone who has been worthy enough to take up the Hayabusa moniker.
With Rocky Romero trying to regain his bearings as he sat in a seated position, Kuro Hayabusa closed in with a Black Firebird Kick (High Speed Roundhouse Kick). The Cuban Hooligan manages to respond in the nick of time by using the Black Phoenix’s momentum against him as Romero dropped him face-first into the bottom turnbuckle with a Reverse STO. Rocky Romero smirked after halting the newcomer’s momentum flat. The cocky Cuban Hooligan then charged into the corner with an Azulejo Koronco Buster (Koronco Buster) and ends with a Monkey Flip that sent the Black Phoenix flying across the ring and crashing back down to the mat. Rocky Romero stood on the top rope with his back to Kuro Hayabusa flat on the mat, pandering to the crowd before backflipping off from the turnbuckle with a Moonsault.
The Cuban Hooligan’s showing off gave Hayabusa enough time to recuperate and had more than enough time to move out of the way, allowing Romero to hit nothing but the mat. As Romero staggers to his feet, Hayabusa greeted him with a gut kick as a precursor to the Michinoku Driver II. Once Romero’s body hits the canvas following the Michinoku Driver II, Hayabusa wastes no time hooking the leg in a pin upon impact.
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After the Cuban Hooligan kicked out, Kuro Hayabusa hits the ropes and rebounds with a Springboard Back Elbow to the waking Rocky Romero. The Cuban Hooligan stopped him short with a Forearm Shot to the spine and slaps Hayabusa on back of the head in a show of disrespect. Romero then elevated Hayabusa overhead in a Bridging Tiger Suplex.
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Romero sprung back up to his feet and performed a Standing Moonsault to the still grounded Black Phoenix. Hayabusa puts his knees up to defend and capitalizes with a Black Falcon Arrow (Falcon Arrow). Kuro Hayabusa promptly follows suit with a Black Phoenix Splash (Phoenix Splash) and hastily covers the Cuban Hooligan.
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Prof. X: Incredible, Kuro Hayabusa has won his GZWA debut!
Francine: Rocky Romero isn’t too thrilled. He’s storming out of the ring.
Rocky Romero hastily exits the ring cursing himself after the 3 count, bottling up his rage as he’s visibly shaking.
** 4-on-4 Tag Team Match **
"The Georgia Peach" Morgan Davis, "Lady So Divine" Queen Delta Madison, "The Ultimate Vixen" Raven, and Amber Torres vs. "The Beautiful Dragon" Mei Long, "The Glamazon" Beth Phoenix, "The Goddess" Amanda Cortez, and "The Jungle Girl" Joanna Tarzanna
Prof. X: This has to be our “odd couple” match of the evening. All of these conflicting personalities forced to work together is a powder keg in a volcano ready to go off at any instant.
Francine: Well, these ladies - especially Morgan Davis, Amber Torres, Delta Madison, and Raven - will have to find a way to coexist if they want to convince Serena Dent that they are “worthy” of a championship opportunity.
The Carter: If Mariah keeps doing those open challenges like on our last broadcast, sooner or later someone is going to get lucky and knock Mariah off of the top of the mountain. The way I see it, it’s any woman’s game in GZWA at this rate.
Prof. X: Well put, partner. It’s all about opportunity. Take the opportunities that GZWA Management gives you and run with them, ladies. Among all of the new fresh faces signing to GZWA, veteran Vixens making their comeback, or those on the rise towards stardom looking to make a name for themselves, it’s beginning to become a very competitive environment here in the Vixens division.
Francine: It’s “beginning to get” competitive? Professor, I hate to be rude but it’s been competitive since Day 1. It’s ironic that Mariah was part of the founding women who started this division chasing for the gold then now today, five years later, she’s standing at the top of the mountain with everyone chasing after her. Oh, how the times have changed.
After some debating between both teams, Delta Madison starts off match against Joanna Tarzanna. The two Vixens engage in a test of strength. Joanna quickly wins that contest by easily shoving the Lady So Divine across the ring. Delta sprung back to her feet and charged straight towards the Jungle Girl. Joanna swing with a Clothesline but Delta went low, in the form of a Low dropkick to bring Joanna down to her knees. This allows Delta to follow up with a Step-Up Enzuigiri. The Lady So Divine uses some of her frequent flyer miles in the form of a Diving Spinning Lariat to the waking Jungle Girl. Joanna takes down Delta Airlines with a Samoan Drop to send the plane down in an emergency crash landing. Joanna then tags out to Mei Long, who enters with a Diving Moonsault. Sensing the pending danger, Delta Madison moves out of the way as the Beautiful Dragon lands safely on her feet. Delta Madison tags out to Raven, who looks surprised at the tag. Mei Long remedies Raven’s reluctance to enter the fray by bringing her into the ring by force with a Hip Toss.
The Carter: Now this should be good. Mei Long and Raven have some stacked history - I know she can’t be too forgiving to the woman who sidelined her competition for the bulk of the year.
Francine: Yeah, that’s one reason why Raven’s critics think that she was able to hang onto the Vixen Championship for so long.
Prof. X: Don’tcha mean the Women’s Championship? That’s what the title was referred to before Raven renamed it.
Francine: True, but I have to admit that Vixen has a nice ring to it.
After Raven dusts herself off and returned to her feet, both Vixens stared down in the middle of the ring until a slap to Mei Long’s face ended silence between them. The Beautiful reels back briefly from the blow before charging back towards the Ultimate Vixen and leapfrogs over Raven’s swing for another strike. Mei Long hits the ropes and rebounds with a Wheelbarrow Stunner. Raven drops down on all fours trying to escape the pending onslaught as Morgan Davis could be seen shaking her head at Raven’s theatrics, but Mei Long traps her with Octopus Stretch. Raven tries to inch her fingers towards Amber Torres, who is leaning over the ropes trying to assist her partner in crime from the infamous Clique faction. Mei Long’s hold forces Raven down to her knees as Raven clenches her eyes shut in an attempt to endure the pain.
Somehow the Ultimate Vixen spun the Beautiful Dragon around and into the WooHoo (Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker) to break the hold out of desperation. Her efforts are fruitful but costly as both Vixens are slow rise back to their feet. Both Mei Long and Raven have the same tactic in mind as they collide into each other with a simultaneous Bitch Kick (Chick Kick) and Dragon Kiss (Windmill Kick). Both Vixens collapse to the canvas as Referee Jacqueline Moore began the Double KO count.
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Both Vixens manage to return to their feet on shaky legs near their respective corners. Raven tries to tag out to Amber but Morgan intervenes by pushing her aside and gets tagged instead. The opposing team doesn’t have a conflict like this as Beth Phoenix tags herself in. The Beautiful Dragon and the Glamazon trade glances briefly before trading positions in the ring and ring apron.
Francine: The Glamazon versus the Georgia Peach. Hmmm, I wonder what’s the betting odds on this match-up?
The Carter: I dunno, but it’s going to be a glamorous piece of heavenly pie!
Francine: I could use a bottle of cyanide pills sitting after sitting next you all night with these bad puns...
The two resident powerhouses of both teams lock up for the first time in this match. The power struggle goes back and forth before the Glamazon Irish whips the Georgia Peach into the ropes. Morgan returns with a Boo-Tee Bump (Rearview/Thump) to Beth Phoenix, only to have the attack caught into Bridging German Suplex. Both Raven and Amber ignore the count with their backs to the ring.
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TH--NO!!!
After her disgust with her teammates on the ring apron, Delta Madison takes it upon herself to break the pin. Beth Phoenix shows her gratitude with a vicious Clothesline to the Lady so Divine. Before the Glamazon could continue punishing Delta for meddling into her business, Morgan Davis slung Beth across the ring with a Hairpull Whip to send Beth flying across the ring. The Georgia Peach closed in with a Running Big Boot, only for the Glamazon to respond with a Spinebuster. Beth Phoenix doesn’t stop there as she hoists Morgan back onto her shoulders and delivers a Running Powerbomb, tossing her into the arguing Amber, Raven, and Delta on the ring apron. Raven and Delta take the full bulk of the attack as they all crash down to ringside with Miss Peachy on top of them.
Prof. X: Well, that’s one way to end that dispute between the teammates.
Francine: They need to realize that sure, they ALL want a chance to be Vixen Champion, but tonight they need to be on the same page if they want to impress the top brass around here.
Amber looks confused as Referee Jacqueline Moore signals that she’s the legal partner as Morgan tried to drag her down on the way out of the ring. The Glamazon Choke Tosses Amber Torres over the ropes and into the ring but Amber manages to land on her feet. Just as the Glamazon spun around, Amber greeted her with a Standing Sitout Facebuster. Amber took the opportunity to showboat a bit by bowing in front of the fallen Glamazon at her feet (clearly taking a page from Raven herself) before climbing the nearby turnbuckle. She executes a Diving Moonsault to the Glamazon and goes for the win.
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T--WAIT!!
Beth Phoenix has other plans in mind as she rolls to her feet with Amber in tow in a makeshift variation of the Oklahoma Slam. She slams Amber in the corner and struck with a series of Shoulder Thrusts to the fiesty Latina’s midsection. Amanda Cortez tags herself in and allows Amber a moment to catch her breath.
The Carter: That was nice of her.
Francine: Well, they are family after all.
Prof. X: The Cruz sisters don’t really have a great record of playing nice together lately though, especially after Amber’s recent declaration of independence after joining the Clique.
Amber pie faces Amanda away, completely disregarding her as a threat. Amber waved her away, but Amanda changed her opinion with an elbow to the face followed by knee to the gut. This was all precursors to the #1 Stunna (Stone Cold Stunner). Amber shoves Amanda into a Hairpull Backbreaker followed by a Jumping Implant DDT combination. Amber goes for pin on her own half-sister but Joanna Tarzanna and Beth Phoenix pull Amber off with Double Elevated Facebuster.
At ringside, Raven looks to get involved with steel chair after shoving Zoey Valentine to the floor. Her partners, Delta Madison and Morgan Davis, have other plans in mind that won’t get stop them disqualified. Of course, a verbal argument breaks out between the three Vixens as Amber is left on her own in the ring.
Referee Jacqueline Moore attempts to maintain control of this match by ushering Beth Phoenix and Joanna Tarzanna out of the ring back onto the ring apron. As Amber waves goodbye to the retreating Glamazon and Jungle Girl, Amanda closes in with Fade to Black (The Gore) but Amber leapfrogs over the attack. That doesn’t stop the Goddess as Amanda dives through the ropes and crashes into all of Amber’s teammates at ringside.
Prof. X: If Amber wasn’t on her own enough already in this match, she’s pretty much pulling at straws now.
Amber facepalms as she looks at the chaos at ringside. Unfortunately, she isn’t aware of Beth Phoenix’s blind tag. She confidently walks up behind Amber and elevates her overhead with the Glam Slam. Amber desperately drops back to the canvas with an Arm Drag counter and follows up with the Face Plant (Crucifix Headscissors to Facebuster) to waking the Glamazon. Amber then attempts to apply the Bitchfit (Crossface/Scissored Armbar combination), but Joanna spares Beth Phoenix of that fate with a well-timed Superwoman Punch (Superman Punch). Beth Phoenix capitalizes on the reeling Amber Torres with a successful Glam Slam. After Amber crashes into the canvas, Beth transitions into an application of the Pin-up Strong submission.
Mei Long, Joanna Tarzanna, and Amanda Cortez guard the Glamazon like a pack of guard dogs while Delta Madison, Morgan Davis, and Raven are still arguing about who should intervene. Amber reaches her limit and submits to the hold to avoid any possible injury, thus giving the win to the team of Beth Phoenix, Mei Long, Joanna Tarzanna, and Amanda Cortez.
Prof. X: The match is over and those girls are still arguing. Don’t they see the bigger picture here?
Francine: When the title is on everyone’s minds, it’s easy to get tunnel vision. This is the perfect example of that, professor.
The Carter: Looks like Amber isn’t too thrilled with that result either.
Amber shoves past Raven and the others post-match to head backstage without even acknowledging her own best friend.
Primetime returns from commercial break w/ Mariah in the ring with the Vixen title draped over her shoulder. "It's come to my attention that there's a growing number of women in the back who are more than eager to get the chance to take this from me. I'm not hiding, ladies. Let's be civil. Regardless of what the top brass may think, I'm willing to give anyone a fair opportunity at this title. Laura Jackson was one hell of a competitor and I would gladly put this on the line against her again. She may not respect me but she has my respect for truly bringing the best in me last week."
Mariah ceremoniously drops the title and lays it on the mat at her feet. "I am officially drawing the battle lines. Tonight, I'm offering an open challenge to ANY woman on the GZWA roster to challenge me for this title. Maybe there's a certain newly crowned Queen who wants to test her limits, a Queen Bee who wants to stand on her own, or even a whining weave-covered cockroach who wishes to try her hand at reclaiming her former glory. Who knows, my own sisters may want to be the one who take this away from me. To be honest, I don't care who challenges me. I just want to be pushed to my limits and give you people one hell of a show.
In the news today, there's so much talk about a revolution in this sport, but it's quite the contrary. I think Delta said it best last week - the women of GZWA are on the crisp of a supremacy in this sport. I want to continue this high standard for this division and bring out the best in whoever I step into this ring with. Whether I have this title or not, I'm going to continue doing that."
An unfamiliar theme fills the arena as the lights got dimmer all around. Just as the drop comes in the song the lights flash brightly and illuminates the figure standing up their on the ramp. The crowd actually welcomed with subtle cheers the newcomer in the company, Blake Harper. Bouncing on her feet, warming up her muscles, she was already in her attire: high slit loose shorts, sports bra and a crop top over it, tapped hands and combat style boots, with those fire engine red locks braided in a tight fishtail. Walking down towards the ring she actually smiled at the crowd as you could easily notice the excitement in her eyes. She quickly ran up the stairs and stepped into the ring, posing just for a few seconds as she got herself a microphone.
Blake: That is what I always dreamed of being. A fighting champion. Someone who defends their title week after week, giving everybody a chance to achieve greatness. No matter if the person you face is a seasoned veteran or somebody that jumped on this wagon 6 months ago. And just standing with you, Mariah, in the very same ring is an honor on its own. You were somebody I watched and hoped one day to face.
The crowd started cheering the Vixen a bit louder, even starting to chant Mariah's name out loud.
Blake: But I can't accept the challenge of facing you for the Vixen's title tonight.
Immediately the crowd booed this revelation as Blake put her finger up in the air, signaling that she wasn't finished just yet.
Blake: Hear me out. I can't face you, Mariah, for the Vixen's title.... Because I don't deserve it. I haven't earned my right to battle for gold. Currently, I am at the very end of the line. People like Delta and Raven, women who fought gauntlets and IronWoman matches in their careers deserve to be the crown jewels of the company. But, I can not pass the opportunity of facing the current #1 Vixen in the company.
Taking a deep breath she took a step closer to Mariah.
Blake: I, Blake Harper, accept your challenge... But, in a non-title singles match right here.
The crowd started wildly cheering for the redhead and her humble approach.
Mariah smiled, "I humbly accept Blake. I don't discriminate - I accept any challenge from ANY Vixens on the roster from rookies to veterans."
** Open Challenge **
Non-Title Match - Vixen Champion “Showstoppin’ Senorita” Mariah vs. Blake Harper (debut)
Prof. X: Well folks, we have an impromptu Vixen Championship match on our hands.
Francine: I hate to correct you, professor, but Blake Harper made it clear that she wanted to face Mariah in a NON-TITLE match to see how she measures up among the best in GZWA.
The Carter: I’m dying to see how she measures up with a guy like me…
Francine: After she sees how you’re lacking in measurement downstairs, I’m sure she wouldn’t be interested anyway, Carter, so get that idea out of your mind right now.
The Carter: I’m a good, errr decent… size. I haven’t had any complaints.
Francine: Inanimate objects and your hand can’t talk and don’t possess the ability to have coherent thought - something that I’m starting to doubt that you possess…
Prof. X: Settle down you two. The match is starting.
Mariah opens with a Japanese Arm Drag to throw Blake down to the canvas. The former MMA star is quick to recover and knocks Mariah off of her feet with a Double Leg Takedown. She pounds at Mariah’s head repeatedly with mounted forearms before locking in a grounded headlock. Mariah returns the gesture with a Leg Scissors over Blake’s throat. Both Vixens break free of the holds and return to their feet at the same time. Mariah and Blake smirk as they take a moment to stretch as the live crowd cheers at their stand off.
Francine: Looks like the warm-up’s over.
Blake Harper acted first in this stand-off with a Clothesline. Mariah grabbed her arm in motion and wrenched her limb behind her. With Blake trapped in position, Mariah struck with a Hook Kick to Blake’s face to complete this Arm Wrench & Hook Kick combo. Things don’t go according to plan as Blake grabs Mariah’s foot in motion and applies a Heel Hook. Mariah’s veteran experience and ring awareness comes into play here as she grabs the nearby ropes to force a rope break. With her leg still hooked around Mariah’s own, Blake dropped her back to the mat with a Russian Leg Sweep. Blake steps out onto the ring apron momentarily and launches herself back into the ring with a Slingshot Cross Body Pin.
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Mariah flips Blake over and into a pin of her own.
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Blake kicks out of the pin and catapults Mariah into the corner with a modified Snake Eyes. After Mariah’s head bounces off of the turnbuckle and she slumps into the corner, Blake Harper continued her assault with a series of knife edge chops before knocking Mariah over the top rope with a Reverse Roundhouse Kick. Surprisingly, Mariah hangs onto the ropes and attempts to pull herself back up. Blake intervenes but Mariah flips herself back up with a Headscissor to toss Blake Harper out of the ring inside. The Showstoppin’ Senorita jumps off of the apron with a Missile Dropkick. Blake Harper slams her to the floor with a spinebuster to counter and applies a Kneeling Inverted Sharpshooter. Mariah gasps in pain as Blake Harper held her at bay in the hold as Referee Earl Hebner continued to count the two Vixens out.
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Blake Harper makes a risky decision by releasing the hold and rolling Mariah back in the ring to narrowly avoid the ring out count.
Francine: If this was a match against Raven or anyone else with a lack of honor, they would have let Mariah stay at ringside and get the win by count out just for the bragging rights.
Prof. X: That’s for sure. This shows a great deal about Blake Harper’s amount of respect for Mariah as a competitor.
The Carter: That’s admirable and all, but I have a feeling she might regret that decision.
Back in the ring, Blake Harper dragged Mariah back to her feet, only to send her crashing back to the mat with a Backdrop. She repeats this act once more, but this time she executes a Standing Vertical Suplex. This time she covers Mariah in a pin upon impact.
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Blake Harper doesn’t allow Mariah’s resiliency deter her offense. She dropped Mariah over her knee in a Backbreaker. With Mariah still at her mercy, Blake Harper aimed to win this match with the Flashing Lights (Headlock Driver). Mariah shoves Blake into the ropes to counter. Blake returns with a Flying Spinning Heel Kick, but the Showstoppin’ Senorita ducks underneath the blow. Both Vixens hit the ropes at opposite ends of the ring and return with a two simultaneous Sleeper Slam, knocking each other out cold on the canvas.
Prof. X: What type of madness is this? These two Vixens are pushing themselves to their limit!
Francine: Impressive to say that this is Blake’s first match.
The Carter: That MMA background is definitely coming in handy. Maybe if she didn’t turn down that title match opportunity, Blake could potentially be the new Vixen Champion by the end of the match!
Hebner continued the double knockout count as both Vixens attempted to regain their bearings. Blake Harper is first to return on offense, striking Mariah with a combination - starting with a Back Kick to Back Fist and ending with a Cobra Clutch Bulldog. Before Blake could transition into an application of the Eyes Wide Shut (Bridging Arm Trap Triangle Choke/Last Chancery), Mariah pops up with a Handstand Tilt-a-Whirl Headscissor to throw Blake onto the ropes. Mariah then kips back up to her feet and leapfrogs over Blake Harper’s body to slingshot herself out of the ring with a variation of the Too Hot for TV (Scissor Kick) to the rope hung Blake. After landing at ringside, Mariah hops back onto the ring apron while Blake fell back flat onto her back. Mariah returned back into the ring a Springboard 450 Splash.
Francine: Even AJ Styles would be proud of that maneuver.
Prof. X: Mariah’s going for the cover!
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!!!
After the match, Mariah helped Blake Harper to her feet. Mariah surprised the GZWA Nation by holding up Blake Harper’s arm in triumph alongside her.
The Carter: It was a valiant effort by the newcomer, but it’s cool to see that Mariah has bright hopes for the future of this division.
Cameras go backstage and they see a potential wrestler that's interested in joining the company. There's a man facing the wall and as soon as he sees shadow of a cameraman appearing from behind and as soon as the man turns around, it's a man who's the longest reigning WEW Universal champion in history, the man known as The Iceman Stefan Raab. He wanted to be here to visit the current stars of his potential new home and watch the matches at the arena. He finally begins to speak.
Stefan Raab: "The news gets out that WEW is finally closing which none of the former WEW wrestlers including myself don't know the reason for it, but it so happens that we all need to find a new home. A new home where I barely know anybody apart from three names and have the most talented bunch of wrestlers I've ever seen in the wrestling ring."
Stefan takes a breather as the fans that heard of Stefan from his WEW career cheer for him as he's a very friendly wrestler that helps anybody improve on their skills and has achieved a lot in his three year career of wrestling. He continues to speak.
Stefan Raab: "I've seen many wrestlers that have achieved a lot of success here already and the names I already know are Chris Matthews, Endee Leights and Amber Torres. Two of them are from a company I work with in TWE and Amber was from WEW. I will be making a few appearances until I finish my work up in WEW where then this Iceman will sign a contract to wrestle the best talent this company has to offer. I want to wrestle against people I've never faced before and achieve the same amount of success as I've done in other places."
The fans cheer on the welcome Stefan already got within this company and speaks again.
Stefan Raab: "I've seen fantastic matches already tonight and I know they will continue throughout the night here in GZWA. I wish every wrestler that haven't wrestled yet the best of luck and I'll see you in the ring very soon."
Stefan then walks around backstage as the cameras appear elsewhere in the arena.
** Singles Match **
"The Emo Warrior" Jimmy Jacobs vs. "Psycho Menace" Ry Drake
Primetime returns from commercial break with the Psycho Menace heading down the entrance ramp for the next match. Unfortunately, his entrance is interrupted by the pre-emptive strike of the Emo Warrior racing out to attack Ry Drake on his way to the ring with a steel chair in hand. Somehow, Ry Drake ducks the chair shot from behind at the bottom of entrance ramp as if he has eyes in the back of his head. He returned the gesture to Jacobs with a STO Backbreaker against ring apron. Now armed with the steel chair, the Psycho Menace swings at the fences to the delight to the live crowd, but Jimmy Jacobs hastily spears Drake into steel steps to retaliate. With the steel chair back in Jacobs’ possession, the Emo Warrior sought out for something sinister as he prepares to smash Drake’s skull on top of the steel steps but the Psycho Menace barely manages to escape.
The Carter: My god, Ry Drake narrowly avoided being a fatality out here tonight.
Prof. X: This maniacal edge to Jacobs has to be direct message to Carnage.
Francine: Certainly – everyone on the GZWA roster knows that Carnage is a wounded animal now after what Jacobs did to him at Devils May Cry. Even the Authority are aware of that fact. Sad to admit, but his days as GZWA World Heavyweight Champion could be numbered if his opponents keep targeting those problematic areas that Jacobs exposed in the Hardcore Monster’s armor.
Prof. X: That’s true, but going so far could be a bit reckless of Jacobs. If he gets out of line with these attacks the Authority could deem him unworthy of even having another title shot.
The Carter: I’d hate to be the guy who has to tell Jacobs that. He seems like a man possessed when it comes to that championship.
Ry Drake tries to escape into the ring to recuperate but Jimmy Jacobs grabs him by the ankle and drags him back out to ringside. The Emo Warrior drapes the chair over Drake’s abdomen and delivers Double Foot Stomp from the ring apron. Ry Drake cries out in pain as Jacobs then hammers chair into his spine and abdomen repeatedly before rolling the Psycho Menace into the ring to officially start the match.
Prof. X: Not like this… I can’t watch.
Jimmy Jacobs nonchalantly applies Camel Clutch to the visibly hurting Ry Drake. The Emo Warrior makes sure to sit on top of the Psycho Menace’s spine to apply the maximum amount of pressure to the hold.
Francine: Without a shadow of a doubt, this is a clear message to Carnage.
The Carter: Is this kid crazy? He’s trying to get out of it! Give it up, man!
Ry Drake slowly rose back to his feet with Jacobs in tow and removes this nuisance with a Backpack Stunner. The hold has definitely taken it’s tow on the Psycho Menace as he collapses back to the canvas. It took everything he had to break the hold.
Prof. X: Maybe Ry Drake should’ve submitted. This isn’t looking good. He doesn’t even have enough left in the tank to continue this comeback.
The Emo Warrior is first back to his feet. He smiles as Ry Drake is in no condition to continue his offense and took the opportunity to deliver a Tilt-a-Whirl Headscissor to the waking Psycho Menace. Somehow, Ry Drake manages to fight back again as he uses Jacobs’ momentum against him to spike the Emo Warrior into the canvas with a Reverse Diving DDT.
As Jacobs began to stir on all-fours on the canvas, Ry Drake uses the opportunity to turn the tables on the momentum in this match. He uses the ropes to return to a vertical base and struck with the Laid Out (Strong Right Kick to the Head). Jacobs is quick to grab Drake’s leg in motion and swung him to the mat with a Dragon Screw reversal. He attempts to apply a Figure Four Leglock but Ry Drake kicks out Jacobs’ feet from underneath him from behind and applies the Dragon Sleeper after the Emo Warrior fell into his clutches.
The Carter: Looks like Jimmy Jacobs is the one who’s in trouble now!
Francine: Hold your horses there, professor.
Prof. X: Yeah, Jacobs is getting back up.
The Emo Warrior fights back with a Cutter to break the hold and covers the Psycho Menace.
ONE…
TWO…
THRE—NO!!!
After the Psycho Menace barely manages to avoid the 3-count, Jimmy Jacobs looks on in disbelief. He beckons Ry Drake to his feet as he lines up the Spear and goes in for the kill. The Psycho Menace moves out of harm’s way at the last instant, causing Jacobs to hit Referee Slick Johnson instead. During the confusion, Ry Drake struck with a Slingblade-style Flying Clothesline as Jacobs spun around. The Psycho Menace then followed up with Moonsault Side Slam, but his attack is hindered by a Low Blow.
Prof. X: Uh oh, here comes trouble…
Francine: In more ways than one…
The Carter: Someone might want to warn the guys in the ring!
Francine: Be my guest. Go for it.
The Carter: No thanks. I enjoy my good health.
Jimmy Jacobs executes the Contra Code (Shiranui) but he stopped in his tracks as Carnage intervenes with a Chokeslam from the ring apron. Jacobs’ rolls over and looks to Carnage smirking at ringside as the Psycho Menace delivers the Assassination (Jumping Curb Stomp) to plant the Emo Warrior’s skull into the canvas. Referee Slick Johnson revives in the nick of time to make the count after Ry Drake covers the Emo Warrior.
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!!!
** Singles Match - Non-Title Match **
GZWA Television Champion "The Architect" Chris Matthews vs. "Straight-Edge Juggalo" Ryan Kendrick
Special Guest Commentary: Jaser Cruz
Primetime returns from commercial break with Jaser Cruz joining the team on commentary.
Prof. X: Welcome back, GZWA fans. Joining us on commentary for this next match is Jaser Cruz. Glad to have you join us.
Francine: About time we have a handsome young man like yourself join us out here.
Jaser: Thanks for having me guys, its been awhile.
In the ring, both Superstars lock-up after the opening bell. Chris Matthews wrenches Ryan Kendrick’s arm behind him into a Hammerlock, but the Straight-Edge Juggalo gets himself out of trouble with a well-placed Judo Hip Toss. The Architect shows off his agility by landing on his feet and springs from ropes with Springboard Flying Knee. Ryan Kendrick narrowly avoids the incoming blow by dropping Matthews’ head-first into the turnbuckle with a Snake Eyes. The live crowd counts along as Kendrick smashes Matthews’ skull into the turnbuckle pad repeated into the corner 10 more times to leave the Architect groggy as he slumped down in the corner. Ryan Kendrick hit the ropes and returned with a Faygo Splash (Stinger Splash) to the Architect reeling in the corner. Unfortunately, the Straight-Edge Juggalo misses his mark as Chris Matthews returns the favor from Kendrick’s earlier gesture by dropping the Straight-Edge Juggalo face-first onto turnbuckle with Reverse STO. Chris Matthews then delivered a dropkick to Kendrick’s spine and trapped Kendrick into a School Boy roll-up.
ONE…
TWO…
NO!!!
The Straight-Edge Juggalo manages to kick-out.
Jaser: Nice roll up from Chris. He's such a sneaky guy.
Francine: Just like he allegedly stole your spot at the TV title?
Jaser: Yeah well he snook up on me, ridded my coattail to to the television championship harder than my last Grindr hook up.
Chris Matthews doesn’t lose focus on winning as he sprung from the ropes with a Springboard Clothesline to the waking Ryan Kendrick. The Straight-Edge Juggalo staggered back to his feet and manages to respond with a Tilt-a-whirl Backbreaker to counter. Kendrick took a moment to shake off the remaining cobwebs before closing in towards the rising Matthews with a High-Impact Spear. The Architect shows off his resourcefulness by leapfrogging over it and delivers Inverted Frankensteiner as he landed. The Architect climbed up the nearby turnbuckle and positioned himself on the top rope with a Phoenix Splash on his flight plans. Chris Matthews took a moment to address Jaser Cruz with an explicit gesture (middle finger) before executing the Phoenix Splash. Taking the time to acknowledge Jaser proved to be fatal as it gave Kendrick the time he needed to recuperate. The Straight-Edge Juggalo put his knees up to defend, causing the Architect to crash and burn from his daredevil maneuver. Kendrick hastily applies the Scorpion Deathlock (Sharpshooter).
Jaser: Haaaa, Karma for that bitch ass.
The Carter: I don't think he's out of this yet.
Francine: I wasn't aware that you EVER think, Carter.
Chris Matthews tries to crawl away towards the ropes to force a break but the Straight-Edge Juggalo dragged the Architect back towards the center of the ring. Chris Matthews rolls his hips and kicks Kendrick away to break the hold. Ryan Kendrick involuntarily reels backwards into the ropes and rebounds back towards the rising Architect. Matthews caught Kendrick on the rebound with a Belly to Belly Suplex that transitions into a Reverse STO onto middle rope. Chris Matthews slides out of the ring and sprints around the ring to deliver a Buster Kick (Reigns’ running apron kick) to Kendrick as he lay suspended onto the ropes.
The blow sends Kendrick reeling yet again as Chris Matthews returns into the ring with a Running Big Boot. Ryan Kendrick manages to stop him in his tracks with The Equalizer (Throat Thrust) and follows up with an Evenflow DDT. With Chris Matthews down on all-fours, follows up with Jumping Neck Snap before cover attempt with La Magistral pin.
ONE…
TWO…
T—NO!!!
Kendrick then catapults Matthews into the corner and delivers successful Faygo Splash (Stinger Splash). The Straight-Edge Juggalo continued his offense with the Winning Edge (Half-Nelson Bulldog) out of the corner. Ryan Kendrick then positioned himself on the top rope but makes the same mistake as Chris Matthews earlier by taking the time to hype up the crowd. The lack of haste causes Kendrick’s pending Diving Guillotine Leg Drop to be stopped short by a Springboard Roundhouse Kick by the waking Chris Matthews that causes Kendrick to stumble down to ringside. The Architect continues to impress in this match with a Suicide Dive between the ropes that sends both Superstars crashing in front of the commentary table.
Jaser: Let me be polite and go help him up and such. Be Right Back.
An altercation between Jaser and Matthews is interrupted by a High-Impact Spear from Kendrick. Matthews narrowly avoids it at the last second and allows him to take out Jaser instead.
Both Superstars return to the ring to barely avoid the 10 count for the pending ring out. Kendrick sent Matthews reeling with a standing Dropkick into the ropes, but Matthews responds with a Rebound Clothesline (Ambrose). The force of the blow turns Kendrick inside out upon impact, leaving the Straight-Edge Juggalo down long enough for the Architect to finish him off with the Corkscrew Shooting Star Press. Matthews confidently makes the cover.
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!!!
Zoey Valentine: Here is your winner Chris Mat......
Zoey Valentine is suddenly cut off by the sound of Jaser Cruz screeching on a mic.
Jaser: Excuse me Chris! Do you remember me? The guy you screwed out of that title match? Jaser Cruz, ring a bell? You weaseled your way into my contender ship, went on to win my title all the while shutting Mike and Dani dearest up. Applause for that.
Jaser sarcastically claps
However you have something very near and dear to me that you do not deserve. You do not deserve to walk around as Television Champion and as long as you have my title you'll always have to watch your back. As long as you have my title i'll be waiting for the chance to strike.
Jaser drops his mic as "Cut it out" by 4Minute begins blasting in the arena. Chris can be seen egging Jaser to come inside the ring but Declines and walks up the ramp while the crowd boos.
The return of the VIP Lounge, hosted by "The Statement" Victor Ironman Phillips, featuring the Enforcers (G-Money Briggs and Dequan Wallace) and Veda Scott
Primetime returns from commercial break with a few couches set up in the ring and “The Statement” Victor Phillips standing in the middle of the ring.
Victor addresses the audience, “Welcome ladies and gentlemen of the GZWA Nation to the first ever GZWA edition of the VIP Lounge. I know we used to call this the ‘Cyber Statement’ back in the old days in ZXWWF but we’re trying something new with this so bare with me here. The VIP Lounge is all about inviting the most controversial and stunning stars of the GZWA roster right here to relax, unwind, and issue powerful statements of their own to put the wrestling world on notice.
My premiere guests to this first edition of this show are three individuals who have been cornerstones of the infamous Authority faction - Dequan Wallace, G-Money Briggs, and Veda Scott.”
The Enforcers walk down the entrance ramp and help Veda Scott into the ring by lifting her up onto the ring apron and parting the ropes for her to step into the ring.
Victor greets them as they all sit down onto the couches in the ring, “Welcome to the VIP Lounge. I humbly thank you three for accepting my invitation for this special interview. Your boys seem to be men of little words, so I’m going to guess that Veda you’re going to be speaking on their behalf?”
Dequan Wallace takes the microphone first, “It’s not like that. We rather worrying about kicking ass and breaking faces rather than the small talk. Veda just loves to endorse us is all. You would have to be stupid to refuse her services to boost your career.”
G-Money adds, “Win, lose, or draw. Veda Scott has our backs and we have hers. Simple as that.”
Veda Scott chimes in, “You see, our partnership goes farther than mere paperwork, Victor. We are united in a common goal and we won’t stop until we reach the top of the mountain, even if we have push everyone else off the mountain to get there.”
Victor: “Bold words there, folks. I have say that I admired what you three were willing to do in service to the GZWA Chairman. Taking out Superstars left and right, including permanently sidelining former GZWA World Heavyweight Champion Hano Eiyu. Why did you target him? Was it personal?”
G-Money: “It was simply business. He spouted off about being figurehead for justice in GZWA like he was some kind of martyr so we gave him his wish. Simple as that.”
Veda Scott: “What happened to Hano Eiyu was just merely the first casualty of war. Every time one of these crusaders of justice come trying to disrespect the GZWA Chairman and what we are trying to do as a cohesive unit, we put them right back where they belong - in the trash.”
Victor: “So just because you’re all part of the Authority you think you have the authority to do what you want? Is that what you’re saying?”
Veda Scott rolls her eyes, “Nothing of the sort. To be honest, we never called ourselves the 'Authority' - the nerds behind their computer screens at home started to refer to us as that on social media and it just stuck. We’re more akin to 'THE MACHINE' - every member of this group is a cog in motion, working together for a greater good for the better of the functioning of the well-oiled machine that is GZWA. At least, that’s the way how Mr. Zeros put it.”
Dequan adds, “If you’re not with that, then these machines come together and go old school Voltron on yo candy asses!”
Victor: “You heard it here first, folks. The Authority is collectively refer to themselves as THE MACHINE. Interesting. I didn’t expect to get this revelation today. I have some questions from fans on social media who used the hashtag #AskEnforcers.
First up, why did you ambush and attack the Mega Busters at Devils May Cry?”
G-Money busts out laughing, “I’ll take this one. D and I have known Matt and Kevin - or rather Psycho Sagus as he’s calling himself now as no one knows what in heaven’s name that’s supposed to be - for a LONG ass time. We made a living beating the piss out of them to the point that they had to leave ZXWWF out of pure humiliation. We did them a FAVOR at Devils May Cry. That Gauntlet Match was for SKILLED tag teams to have an opportunity for the GZWA Tag Team Championships. They think that just because that they have spent the last few years traveling the world ‘honing their craft’ that they are better. We’ve done the same thing and shit goes down the same way. They fight us and they gonna get hurt.”
Victor: “You guys had two chances and you still struck out. Then the Mega Busters happened to win the #1 contender match on the last Primetime and are facing the MisFits in tonight’s main event for the gold. Don’t tell me you guys are looking to get involved again?”
Dequan shook his head, “Nah, we’re going to let them enjoy what might be the VERY last time they see an opportunity like this. They don’t have snowball’s chance in hell of taking out the MisFits. The MisFits are on borrowed time as tag team champions. It’s only a matter of time before someone - namely us - comes around and knock them off the block and make them an afterthought.”
G-Money: “I hope the Mega Busters have fun out there. Seriously, I hope the kids go out there and break a leg or a neck or two. We don’t care which or we might help them with that after the show if they somehow manage to live through the title match.”
Veda Scott: “These people don’t understand that a group of nerds and their motivational coach slash wannabe cheerleader aren’t going to win tag team gold. The only reason these people cheer for them because the Mega Busters are losers just like each and every single one of them. They rather whine and complain on the internet instead of getting off of their asses to make a change in the world or fight for what they believe in. You want a real American heroes then look no further. The Enforcers are the real deal and they are going to go break all of the GI Joes and Barbie Dolls of GZWA until everyone sees that we mean business.”
Victor: “There were reports that you three had something to do with the Bradleys’ impromptu retirement. Any comments on that and these rumors floating around that the GZWA Chairman is going to dissolve the Machine after the series of losses that you have all suffered during Devils May Cry??”
Veda Scott: “I’m not going to allow my clients comment on that matter in the case of potential slander. It’s not our faults that the Bradley siblings just couldn’t handle the heat around here. Let’s face facts.
We or any member of this well-oiled machine is going anywhere. We still have the GZWA World Heavyweight Championship under our possession and despite our shortcomings, our faction as a whole made one hell of a statement.
Right now is a pivotal time to be part of the GZWA Tag Team division. It’s not as vast and diverse as the Vixen division is blooming currently, but tag teams are coming in from around the world looking to make a name for themselves. We may not have won tag team gold but it’s hard to ignore how many teams and Superstars that we have disposed of - Hano Eiyu, those boys of INked along with their valet Chanel Rodriguez, Suicide and CM Punk…”
Just as Veda Scott says that name, Cult of Personality by In Living Colour erupts throughout the arena as the crowd is on their feet as CM Punk exits through the entrance curtain with a microphone in hand.
CM Punk: “I thought I heard my name… Nice show that you have here Victor and I must say, it’s not that bad, but it’s missing one vital ingredient. You know, some character? Oh how about THE character, CM Punk!?”
The crowd cheers loudly as he continues.
“While I was stuck at home for the last few months, I’ve had plenty of time to sit back and watch you clowns at work and carefully plan out my next move. It doesn’t take much to topple the dominos of your little diabolical faction but the problem is that you’re all harder to get rid of than cockroaches.
Speaking of cocks… Hi Veda, I see you’re looking as homely as ever. I see that shopping at Sluts-R-Us is doing you nicely these days. Bravo, there. I was listening backstage and I couldn’t help but notice that you’re a bit misinformed about the individuals that the Enforcers have conveniently knocked off. Veda, you should stick to the list of guys you prolly jacked off in the Authority -- err THE MACHINE -- to get that job. I’m sure it’s a longer and more accurate list.”
In the ring, Dequan is holding Veda back from trying to lash out at CM Punk pacing back and forth at the bottom of the entrance ramp.
“Calm down, Veda. You’re acting as mental as Vic’s girlfriend when they don’t have her shade of hair extensions at Dollar General.”
Victor raises the mic, “Don’t play with me, son. I’m not afraid to put you back into that pool of irrelevancy where you belong.”
CM Punk smirks, “I would gladly take you up on that offer, but even I’m not crazy enough to go against those odds. I rather leave the crazy to Ry Drake since he’s the professional around here. Instead, I want to welcome back an old friend of yours, who’s just dying to see you, Victor.”
Gabriel Wingue races through the crowd and stands on top of the barricade to the left of the ring. He points towards Victor Phillips.
CM Punk adds, “It’s still not quite even odds, so I had to make one more phone call before I came out here.”
Suicide comes swinging down from the rafters and lands right on top of Dequan Wallace and G-Money Briggs in the ring with a Diving Cross Body. Gabriel Wingue launches himself into the ring with a Missile Dropkick that knocks Victor Phillips into the corner post. Veda Scott attempts to retreat up the entrance ramp as this chaos is going on and CM Punk grabs her by the hair rolls her into the ring. She cowers away into Suicide and Gabriel Wingue who push her into the clutches of CM Punk, who lifts her onto his shoulders for the Go To Sleep. Just as Veda Scott was about to experience the maneuver up close and personal, Dequan Wallace makes the save with The Bullet (The Pounce) to CM Punk’s midsection. G-Money levels both Gabriel and Suicide to the floor with a Double Clothesline. Victor Phillips tosses two steel chairs in the ring. The unlikely trio assault the Straight-Edge Saviors and the Modern Day Warrior with a trifecta of chair shots to their skulls.
Veda Scott stops them in their heinous act to raise their arms in unison.
Prof. X: So much for a homecoming…
The Carter: I hate to say it but I think Punk bit off more than he could chew for once.
Francine: Well, one thing is certain. The Enforcers, as well as the Statement, mean business around here.
** Singles Match - Non-Title Match **
GZWA World Heavyweight Champion "The Hardcore Monster" Carnage vs. "The High-Flying Extremist" The Enigma
Prof. X: The word around the GZWA Nation is that the Authority sees the Hardcore Monster as a liability since he’s a wounded animal after the mark that Jimmy Jacobs have left on him at Devils May Cry.
Francine: Don’t believe in rumors, professor. I’m sure the Authority still see Carnage as their greatest asset. He’s still the reigning and defending GZWA World Heavyweight Champion.
The Carter: I’d hate to be the High Flying Extremist tonight. Carnage definitely has some steam to let off after Jacobs cost him the win during the tag team match on our last broadcast.
Francine: After Carnage cost Jacobs his match earlier tonight, you know that Lil Jimmy is going to try to return the favor at some point.
Prof. X: Let’s see if Carnage has eyes in the back of his head. The Enigma has one hell of an opportunity to try to overcome this obstacle in front of him. If he could pull this off, the Enigma could see himself at a potential future title shot.
As soon as Carnage hopped up onto the ring apron after walking down the entrance ramp, the High-Flying Extremist made the pre-emptive strike with a dropkick to the shin that causes the Hardcore Monster to fall off of the ring apron. The Enigma then dove through the ropes with a Suicide Dive that transitions into a Tornado DDT to the waking Carnage. The Enigma sought out to continue impressing the crowd as he ran across the barricades and threw his body at the Hardcore Monster with a Running Flying Clothesline. Carnage responds with a thunderous Powerslam to drop the Enigma onto the unprotected floor with authority. Carnage dropped an angry standing fist drop before rolling the High-Flying Extremist back into the ring to properly start this match. Inside of entering the ring by conventional means, Carnage climbs the corner post and perches on top of the top rope.
Prof. X: What the hell? Carnage is going up on the top rope!
The Carter: I bet if you looked up death from above in the dictionary, you’d see Carnage’s photo right next to it.
Francine: ‘Death from Above’ is more than one word, Carter.
Carnage prepared to take flight with a Flying Clothesline. The Enigma nails Carnage with a Jumping Enzuigiri to stop his flight plans before joining the Hardcore Monster on the top rope. The Enigma tries to perform the Shiranui Kai (Top Rope Moonsault Side Slam) but a headbutt from Carnage turns this death-defying maneuver into a falling Powerbomb.
As chants of “HOLY SHIT!!” fill the arena, the Enigma wisely chooses to roll out of the ring for a breather. The Hardcore Monster grabs the High-Flying Extremist by the foot on the way out and held him at bay with a Rope Hung variation of the Stretch Muffler. As the Enigma hung helpless in the hold, he was at the mercy of Carnage’s unorthodox hold until a well-placed kick to Carnage’s head manages to break hold. Carnage doesn’t allow the Enigma to escape by throwing the High-Flying Extremist back into the ring with a Choke Toss. Just as Carnage threw the Enigma over the ropes, his Choke Toss is reversed into a Sitout Jawbreaker to put the momentum in the Enigma’s favor. The Enigma then sprung from the ropes with a Springboard Dropkick, only for Carnage to respond with a devastating spinebuster.
Prof. X: Even the legendary Arn Anderson would give the stamp of approval on that Spinebuster.
Once again, the Hardcore Monster took to the top rope and books another flight out of town as Carnage took to the air with a Flying Splash. The Enigma narrowly avoids the potential danger by moving out of harm’s way. That move proves to be a major mistake as Carnage is shown winching in pain.
The Carter: Uh oh, looks like Carnage might want to regret booking that flight!
Francine: The Enigma would have to be crazy not to take advantage of this opportunity.
As Carnage struggled with returning to a vertical base, the Enigma capitalized with the Zero Connection (Twist of Fate) to drop Carnage back to the canvas. The High-Flying Extremist looked to the crowd as they were on their feet as he prepared to throw caution to the wind.
Prof. X: DO IT, KID!! THIS IS YOUR CHANCE!!
The Enigma took to the skies and impacted over Carnage’s midsection with the No Limit (Corkscrew 630 Degree Swanton Bomb) and hooks the leg in a pin as the crowd counts along with him.
ONE…
TWO…
THRE---NO!!!
The GZWA Nation were in disbelief along with the High-Flying Extremist as he was a mere millisecond away from defeating the reigning GZWA World Heavyweight Champion. The Enigma regains his composure after slamming his fist into the mat repeatedly. He looked to the top rope again with a smile on his face. He sprinted into the corner and scaled up the post before backflipping from the top with the Everrrrready (Moonsault to opponent flat on their back). Carnage puts his knees up to defend. The Enigma writhes in pain as Carnage has the opportunity to stave off his own pain to retaliate with the Total Annihilation (Buckle Bomb to Spiral Sitout Powerbomb/Elgin Combo). With the Enigma’s shoulders planted to the canvas, Carnage glares at the referee to make the count upon impact.
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!!!
Jimmy Jacobs comes out post-match for revenge earlier that night for ruining his match during Carnage’s celebration. As soon as Jimmy Jacobs slides into the ring, the lights go out and a gong sounds.
The lights turn back on, revealing a familiar ominous figure standing in between the Hardcore Monster and the Emo Warrior.
Prof. X: Good grief, the Deadman has returned! Ladies and gentlemen, the Undertaker is back in a GZWA ring!
Francine: This is a pleasant surprise. Now who’s side is the first ever GZWA World Heavyweight Champion is on?
The Carter: No clue, but it seems like Carnage and Jimmy Jacobs are as in the dark as we are.
As Primetime goes on commercial break, the GZWA Nation is left with the image of the Deadman standing in the middle of the ring alone after Carnage retreats up the entrance ramp holding the GZWA World Heavyweight Championship while Jimmy Jacobs left through the crowd, while all three Superstars eyeing the other.
Prof. X: What could the return of the Deadman mean for the landscape of the GZWA Universe?
*** Main Event: Tag Team Match for GZWA Tag Team Championships ***
The MisFits ("Tattooed Beauty" Laura Jackson & "Queen of Submission" Casey Cortez)
vs.
The Mega Busters (Matthew Miles & Psycho Sagus w/ Ashleigh Cash)
Prof. X: Up next, we have the GZWA Tag Team Championship on the line in tonight’s main event as the reigning champions, the MisFits, will face the #1 contenders, the Mega Busters.
Francine: This shall be a treat as the Mega Busters scratched and clawed their way back into a title opportunity after the Enforcers robbed them of their fair shot at the gold at Devils May Cry.
The Carter: It’s going to be interesting how both teams fair as they both have their critics among the GZWA roster. Some say that MisFits are more focused on singles gold than functioning as a team while others say that the Enforcers did the Mega Busters a favor at Devils May Cry as they don’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of walking away with the titles tonight.
Prof. X: Without a shadow of a doubt, the Mega Busters are definitely the underdogs going into this match.
After opening formal introductions by our ring announcer, Zoey Valentine, both teams erupt into a brawl. Matthew Miles and Psycho Sagus duck the incoming clotheslines from both Casey Cortez and Laura Jackson simultaneously and deliver a Double Dropkick to the Misfits. The Tattooed Beauty is knocked to the canvas but the Queen of Submission reels back into the ropes and rebounds with a Double Clothesline from Hell to both of the Mega Busters.
The Carter cringes, “She almost knocked the boys out of their shoes with that one.”
Prof. X: This isn’t off to a great start.
Casey hoists Miles and Sagus back to their feet for a Double Headbutt, but the duo stun her briefly with a Double Sitout Jawbreaker. Psycho Sagus scaled the corner post then dove from the top rope with a Diving Cross Body, only for Casey to catch him in her arms with ease. Miles assists with a Springboard Dropkick to Sagus’ spine to cause Casey to lose her balance as both her and Sagus go tumbling out of the ring. Matthew Miles has no time to pat himself on the back as Laura struck from behind with a Forearm to the Back that left him prime for the picking for the follow-up Hangsman’s Neckbreaker. She motions for Guillotine Leg Drop but Matthew Miles vaults up to join her on top of the turnbuckle. The duo trade blows until Laura headbutts Miles over the bridge of his nose, causing him to fall to the canvas. The Tattooed Beauty then performs a diving variation of Splitting Headcase (Double Jumping Knee to the Head) to stun Miles. She plants the dazed Superstar to the canvas with Double Arm DDT and confidently pins Miles.
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Psycho Sagus breaks the cover with Slingshot Fame-Asser to the Tattooed Beauty. Sagus’ return is short-lived as he is dragged back out of the ring by Casey. She held him at her hip in a Sidewalk Slam position while Laura makes a rare daredevil move out of the ring with a vaulting body press into a Diving Leg Drop (Death Sentence) to drop Sagus on the ringside floor with this tag team combination.
Ashleigh Cash pounds on the ring apron on the opposite side of the ring for Matthew Miles to get back into the action. Ashleigh’s pleas aren’t on deaf ears as Miles staggers back to his feet and dives out of the ring with a Springboard Shooting Star Splash into everyone at ringside.
Prof. X: Good grief, this match is utter chaos!
Francine: It shows how badly they all want to be called tag team champions. GZWA’s tag team division maybe small but they want to show the world that they are the best tag teams in the world today.
The Carter: That’s great and all, but Earl Hebner hasn’t stopped the ringout count while everyone is down and out there.
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Both teams narrowly miss the ring out count as Matthew Miles and Laura Jackson slid back into the ring simultaneously.
Miles launches himself towards the waking Tattooed Beauty with a Spinning Wheel Kick but she derails his attack with a Kitchen Sink before tagging out to Queen of Submission. Miles was close enough to the corner to tag out to Sagus as Casey charged straight towards them upon entry. The Mega Busters avoided Casey’s incoming Double Clothesline from Hell by going low with Double Low Dropkick, causing the Queen of Submission to faceplant into the canvas. They gave her a taste of her own medicine as Matthew Miles and Psycho Sagus applied a Double Single Leg Boston Crab to the Queen of Submission. Casey fights tooth and nail against the hold as she drags them towards the ropes to force a rope break. The Mega Busters fear this and pull her back towards the ring, but Casey uses her sheer strength to drag Ashleigh Cash into the ring from ringside.
The Carter: I think that’s what Veda Scott was talking about when she mentioned casualty of war earlier tonight!
Francine: Ashleigh’s definitely in the wrong place at the wrong time. The MisFits are out for blood tonight with their titles on the line.
Prof. X: Who knows what these women are capable of when they are backed into a corner with their prized possessions in jeopardy.
The Tattooed Beauty intervenes with a Super Kick to Matthew Miles’ jaw. This gives Casey enough freedom to roll her hips and kick Sagus into the ropes to free herself from his half of the hold. Casey caught Sagus on the rebound with Inverted Atomic Drop and trapped him within the Agony Matrix (Butterfly Suplex into submission hold). As Matthew Miles came to, he was left with a horrifying choice laid out in front of him by the MisFits. Psycho Sagus was helpless as he was trapped within Casey’s Agony Matrix while Laura Jackson held Ashleigh Cash in position for Tampa Driver on exposed canvas.
Francine: What is this, one of those Saw movies or a wrestling match?
The Carter: The only thing that’s missing is Jigsaw’s recording saying, ‘Live or die, make your choice…’
Prof. X: Isn’t it a little early for Halloween? In either case, it’s a tough call. Does Matthew value the tag team gold more than the well-being of his own girlfriend? That’s the question here.
Francine: I say go for the gold. You can always find a new girlfriend…
The Carter: Sometimes I wonder if you even have a heart within that hot body of yours.
Francine: Not that I’m aware of. My doctor says that I have ice running through my veins.
After careful consideration, Matthew Miles saves Ashleigh Cash with a Flying Forearm Smash while the Queen of Submission continues straggling Psycho Sagus to his breaking point as he submits to the hold to avoid possible injury.
Prof. X: Once again, the MisFits have survived another title defense and remain the GZWA Tag Team Champions.
Francine: You might not like how they did it, but the record books will always say that they have won here tonight against the Mega Busters.
The Carter: Looks like this isn’t over yet.
Matthew Miles helps Ashleigh to her feet and goes over to check on Psycho Sagus. The MisFits loom closer ready to strike again, but Amanda Cortez and Rose Cortez slide into the ring. They interrupt this potential altercation by sending both Casey and Laura out of the ring with a Double Dropkick. Casey wants to get back into the ring but Laura urges her it’s not worth it, leaving both teams to stare down as tonight’s Primetime comes to a close.
