Post by Xion Zeros on Oct 24, 2015 4:30:30 GMT -5
Official GZWA Primetime Theme: I Want It All / We Will Rock You [Mash-Up] - Queen (feat. Armageddon)
Recorded Date: October 16, 2015
Air Date: October 23, 2015
*** Open Challenge for GZWA Vixen Championship ***
“Showstoppin’ Senorita” Mariah (champion) vs. “The Jungle Girl” Joanna Tarzanna
To kick off tonight’s broadcast, the Showstoppin’ Senorita stood in the middle of the ring with the Vixen Championship draped over her shoulder and a microphone in her hand.
Mariah smiled, “Unlike previous challenges, my opponent issued her challenge for this title shortly after our last broadcast ended. One could say that it was foolish to give me enough time to prepare mentally and physically for who I am facing tonight.
Ever since she started her wrestling career after I reached out to her and offered her an outlet here in the United States, Joanna Tarzanna has been traveling around the world, trying to garner as much experience as possible. Does wrestling in multiple promotions at once equal over a decade and a half of experience? I think not, but I won’t do like everyone else and disregard the Jungle Girl as a legitimate threat. She threw down the gauntlet and issued the challenge – she knew what she was asking for. It is my duty – no, my obligation as champion to fight Joanna with everything that I have here tonight. She honorably challenged me, requesting my best and I don’t plan on letting her down.
Some of the other Vixens vying for the coveted #1 contender spot for this title could learn something from Joanna. Be humble, but stay fierce and ferocious in this very ring. She’s tasted championship gold in other promotions and I know she won’t be satisfied until she has won gold here in GZWA as well. I have no doubt that she’s going to come at me like a jungle predator on the hunt for its prey. As much as Joanna wants this title, I know that she won’t resort to foul play to win tonight. I know Joanna won’t walk away and quit just because things don’t go her way, nor will she abandon her code of honor just to win this title. After this title has been tainted for so long after its previous holder, the Vixen Championship deserves to be cleansed of that filth on the title’s prestige and I wish to see that this title continues to be defended honorably and respectfully.
I know I’m not invincible and I cannot do this forever. On any given night, I could potentially lose this title, but I know I’m not going to make it easy for whoever steps into this ring with me. Tonight, I face an Amazon warrior. I’m no Amazon, but I’m going to give this my best shot as warrior.
Joanna, I know you’re in the back. Don’t keep me waiting. I’m ready – let’s get this show started.”
Joanna Tarzanna didn’t waste anytime to accept Mariah’s invitation to join her in the ring to start this match. The two Vixens shared a handshake out of respect before the opening bell. Mariah stretches a bit before they circle each other around the ring, looking to see who would make the first move. Joanna charges in with a Double Leg Takedown but Mariah leapfrogs over her shoulders and pins her to the mat with a Sunset Flip pin. Before the referee goes down to make the count, Joanna reverses the pin with a Sunset Flip of her own. Mariah reverses the pin back into her original position.
ONE…
T—WAIT!!
Joanna stood back up with Mariah in tow and dropped her back onto the mat with a SitoutPowerbomb into a pin of her own.
ONE…
TWO…
NO!!!
Joanna shot the Showstoppin’ Senorita into the ropes with a powerful Irish Whip and welcomed her back on the rebound with a Swinging Side Slam. Unfortunately, this was one welcome back party that Mariah wasn’t willing to attend as she swung out of the maneuver with a Sleeperslam. As the Jungle Girl pushed herself off the mat, Mariah closed in with a Knee Trembler, but Joanna sprung to her feet and charged Mariah into the corner-post with a devastating Spear. Joanna beat on her own chest like a primal animal before parading around the ring and colliding into Mariah’s body in the corner with a Jumping Body Splash. The Jungle Girl repeats this attack again and again before she positions herself onto the second rope to continue her offense even further. The Jungle Girl punches the Showstoppin’ Senorita’s head repeatedly as the crowd counts along for the 10 Punch in the corner.
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WAIT!!
Mariah powerbombs Joanna to the mat and drops to her knees to catch her breath. The Showstoppin’ Senorita hooked Joanna’s leg in another pin attempt.
ONE…
TWO…
T—NO!!
Joanna powers out of the pin, sending Mariah across the ring. Mariah kips back up to her feet and charges towards the waking Jungle Girl, but only receives a Samoan Drop as her just desserts for her hastiness.
The Carter: That wasn’t a wise move. Mariah is getting a little careless here, especially to say that she’s the seasoned veteran in this match.
Francine: True, but you could say that Mariah is using a bit of reverse psychology against one of her students, doing exactly the OPPOSITE of what she taught Joanna to possibly catch her off-guard.
Prof. X: I think you may be onto something there, partner. That’s a cunning strategy if true, but at the same time, it’s a VERY risky gamble, especially given how powerful that Joanna has displayed her strength in battle throughout her matches so far in GZWA.
The Jungle Girl beat on her chest and unleashed a primal roar before diving from the top rope and dropping a Diving Headbutt to the abdomen of the Showstoppin’ Senorita.
Francine: Well, that’s another way to use your head in a match…
Joanna raised and held Mariah’s body overhead in a Military Press as she walked around the ring with this impressive display of power. She then propelled the Showstoppin’ Senorita into the air and opts to catch her upon her descent with a Spinebuster to complete this lethal combination, but Mariah fell into a beautiful Tornado DDT to plant the Jungle Girl’s skull into the mat. Mariah struck with a Blade Kick as Joanna sat up in a seated position, only for the Jungle Girl to catch her foot in motion. Mariah is sent flipping back to the mat as Joanna got back to her feet. The Showstoppin’ Senorita lands her feet like a nimble cat and struck with a Heartbreaker (Sweet Chin Music) just as Joanna got back to her feet. The Jungle Girl narrowly avoided the kick with a sidestep and struck back with the Raging Slash (Discus Clothesline). Mariah drops down to the floor with a breakdance split evasion. Just as Mariah was patting herself on the back for avoiding that move, Joanna stopped in her tracks and spun back with the Amazon Assault (Back Handspring Kick).
Joanna pounds her fist ferociously on the mat, signaling for the Superwoman Punch as the Showstoppin’ Senorita began to stir. The Jungle Girl closed in for the kill as Mariah’s staggered back to her feet. Joanna lunges in with the Superwoman Punch (Roman Reigns’ Superman Punch) while Mariah simultaneously fires off a Heartbreaker (Sweet Chin Music). Mariah’s kick hits it’s mark as Joanna drops to the canvas and the Showstoppin’ Senorita collapses on top of the Jungle Girl. She hooked the leg in a pin as the referee made the count.
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!!!
Prof. X: There you have it folks. Mariah retains the Vixen Championship in yet another hard-fought match.
Francine: I have to admit, I was rather impressed with Joanna’s performance against the champion here tonight.
The Carter: Who knows, someday we might see Joanna as the Vixen Champion!
Mariah helps Joanna to her feet out of respect and raised her arm in victory tonight and encouraged her to join in the post-match celebration.
An unfamiliar woman is shown on-camera standing up and applauding for the Showstoppin’ Senorita’s performance among the crowd tonight. Mariah glances at her briefly before heading up the entrance ramp.
The Carter: Hello, nurse! Who is this heavenly slice of pie??
Francine: Someone CLEARLY not interested in you, that’s for sure… I do know that’s one of the GZWA Chairman’s business partners that have been invited to attend our live events as of late.
Prof. X: Ah, I see. It’s a member of the ever-growing and rather infamous Black Lotus Family. Hmm, this is going to be a rather interesting night indeed.
** Singles Match – Non-Title Match **
“Lady So Divine” Delta Madison Jayden Gabriel (return) vs. GZWA Television Champion “The Architect” Chris Matthews
Awaiting the entrance of Delta Madison, silence fell throughout the arena. A female voice is heard over the loudspeaker.
“I don't tell you what to say
I don't tell you what to do”
Delta pranced on the stage holding a microphone, singing the classic Lesley Gore song. She stood in the centre of the stage, continuing her passable singing vocals.
“So just let me be myself
That's all I ask of you”
Delta begun to swinging her right arm up, adding minor side-stepping enjoying the emotion of how the song that means so much to her.
“I'm young and I love to be young
I'm free and I love to be free
To live my life the way I want
To say and do whatever I please...”
Delta’s voice lowered, abruptly ending her song and dance obviously mocking Chris Matthews who was getting agitated in the ring.
Delta Madison: “I never said I was a perfect person, but I don’t think hearing Chris Matthews going on like a broken record will solve any problems here. I can get angry and shout out my side and then he will thrown it in my face that he was such a ‘perfect gentleman’” Delta made sure she sarcastically emphasized the last two words.
“Nobody needs to know what happened in Paris, because nothing happened. Really. It must have been some kind of magical evening for you hence why you’re STILL obsessed with me. For me, that night was nothing special, and those 'gifts' you gave me, they were cheap knock offs so I pawned them off. The fans can believe me, or some deranged lunatic like yourself… “
Delta shrugged her left shoulder, lowering her microphone hearing the split reaction of the fans in attendance.
“I do apologize how much I hurt you all these months ago, I mean… I thought you would’ve gotten over it by now. Just recently I became civil with an ex-boyfriend I had AFTER you. So, I don’t quite understand this tomfoolery of this whole thing. Did I kill your dog or something? Because this seems like an excuse for your sick deluded fantasy of you wanting to be with a woman you will NEVER have. You run around saying I need saving?” Delta let out a chuckle. “No, hun, you’re the one who needs the saving, but I think it’s a little too late for you. You’re already too far gone. But I could continue speaking, but I know it would go through deaf ears due to your misogynistic nature.”
“I feel like I’m wasting my time dealing with you...”Delta took pregnant pause. “Sooooo…. I sorta lied. You aren’t getting what you want, Chris. Because I’m stepping down from this match.”
Delta paused, seeing Chris getting angry, shouting spiteful words towards her. Delta raised up her left hand, signaling that she wasn’t finished speaking.
“Settle down, I have a good reason for this. Not that I’m oppose wrestling a man, I’ve done it in the past. But I had a private meeting with Z, and he agreed with me... I feel you’re being selfish, Chris. Here you are with the GZWA Television Championship without a proper challenger. For one, I have no interest for that championship right at this moment. Not like I don’t already have something of my own already on my shoulder.
Delta referenced the Queen of Queens tournament Championship that was placed on her shoulder.
“And you mentioned that my family is cursed so I decided that I should dig deep into my family and find a suitable replacement for me. Someone who actually does have interest fighting you for the Television Championship.”
Delta paused allowing the fans to raise up to their feet foreseeing entrance of her younger sister, EndeeLeights. Chris rolled his eyes, expecting the predictability of Delta’s replacement.
“No, no..” Delta shook her head raising up her right index finger. “It’s not Endee, I’m sorry to disappoint.”
The fans quieted down, now clueless of who this person who is was being reference; Delta grinned, seeing Chris’ face drop.
“Being the feminist that I am, I wouldn’t allow a man fight my battles… But here I am. I found a man who I’ve know for so many years, someone who I trust and someone who I would be more worried spilling my true darkest secrets, instead of Mr. Navy Seal guy over there.”
Delta pointed towards Chris, with a gleeful smile upon her face just itching to announce who this person is.
“So please Let me re-introduce to GZWA… Please welcome BACK. The superstar formerly known as Jaydan…. Mr. Right Now, Daniel Widdel!”
Delta extended her left arm towards the entrance way when “Suck” by Nine Inch Nails begun to play with Daniel’s entrance video playing on the screen. Walking out from the curtain in his wrestling attire was the man himself - Daniel Widdel. He walked over to Delta, giving her a friendly hug. Delta patted him on the back, whispering in his ear giving him last minute motivation. The fans cheered for the returning Daniel Widdel, the man married to the controversial Amiee Vaughan, Delta’s cousin. Daniel jumped a few times, then ran quickly down the the ramp, sliding into the ring and tacking Chris Matthews down to start the match.
Prof. X: To the surprise of both the GZWA Nation and the Architect, Jayden Gabriel… or rather Daniel Widdel is back in GZWA.
Francine: Interesting. We haven’t seen this GZWA original for quite some time. I thought he would have came back once that his bonkers wife followed her cousins back here.
The Carter: Looks like Chris Matthews got exactly what he was looking for. He has been going around looking for trouble over the last few weeks and he found it – in the form of Daniel Widdel.
Francine: After all that has transpired between Matthews and Delta Madison, even I can admit that the Architect gives new meaning to creepy bastard… Hell, he could show Samuel Shaw a few new tricks.
Chris Matthews threw Daniel Widdel off of his body with a Monkey Flip and opts to escape out of the ring. Daniel Widdel caught the retreating Superstar with a Rear Naked Choke, but Chris Matthews refused to let go of the ropes as the referee began an illegal hold count.
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Daniel Widdel complied and broke the hold, but struck Matthews in the spine with Forearm Smash. He then removed the Architect from the ropes by force with a Dragon Suplex. Daniel Widdel opted to continue his offense with a Running Single Dropkick to the waking Architect, but Chris Matthews turned things around with a well-placed Leg Sweep. Daniel Widdel fell into Matthews’ clutches as he smashed Daniel’s skull into the bottom turnbuckle with a combination Belly-to-Back Suplex spun out into a Reverse STO. With the momentum into his favor, Matthews threw Daniel into the corner with a Turnbuckle Powerbomb and hit the ropes. The Architect returned with a Corner Forearm Smash, causing Daniel Widdel to collapse face-first on the canvas. The Architect doesn’t stop his assault there as he bounces off of the ropes and strikes with a Springboard High Knee as Daniel Widdel staggered to his feet. Daniel catches Matthews by surprise with a Sit-out Powerbomb to counter his incoming air strike and secures the Architect’s shoulders to the canvas in a pin.
ONE…
TWO…
NO!!
Daniel Widdel didn’t allow Matthews’ kick-out to deter his resolve to win this match as he smoothly transitions into a Single Leg Boston Crab. Chris Matthews makes a dive for the ropes but Widdel keeps him grounded firmly in place with another transition as Widdel applies a Heel Hook to the Architect. Matthews pulls at his own hair as he fights tooth and nail against the hold.
Francine: I’m sure Delta Madison is backstage loving every second of this.
The Carter: Daniel Widdel is fighting on the behalf of good guys everywhere, defending women from creepy bastards.
Prof. X: Watch what you’re saying about Chris Matthews you two. He did serve in the military and protected our country during the Iraqi War.
Francine: That still doesn’t give him a free pass to do terrorize and blackmail Delta Madison after she broke up with him.
Prof. X: Good point.
Matthews rolls forward and traps Daniel into a Small Package with the hold still applied during the pin.
ONE…
TW—NO!!!
Daniel Widdel was forced to break the hold to allow himself to be able to kick out of the pin in time. Chris Matthews uses the opportunity to roll out of the ring for a breather. Daniel Widdel is quick to purse his prey as he reaches between the ropes. Matthews hops up with a Jumping Enzuigiri to leave Widdel’s body hanging between the ropes as Matthews followed up with a Running Front Dropkick (Roman Reigns’ Buster Kick). With Widdel lying flat on his back in the ring, Matthews returns into the ring with a Phoenix Splash from the top rope. After impacting on top of Widdel’s body, the Television Champion went for the win by hooking Widdel’s leg.
ONE…
TWO…
THRE---WAIT!!!
Somehow, someway, Daniel Widdel is still in this fight.
Daniel Widdel reversed the pin attempt into a Derection (Omoplanta Shoulder Lock) to the Architect. Chris Matthews panics and grabs the nearby ropes to Widdel’s dismay. Daniel Widdel breaks the hold as decreed by the acting official of this match.
Prof. X: Matthews is still alive in this match by wisely going for rope breaks at every opportunity.
Francine: It’s only a matter of time that he slips up. Those submissions have been working it’s toll on the Architect.
The Carter: Someone has to tell Matthews that you can’t have your cake and eat it too. Give up the ghost on Delta, bro. There’s other fish in the sea.
Matthews uses the intervention from the referee to give him the time to return to his feet and rebound from the ropes with a Springboard Clothesline. Daniel Widdel dropkicks Matthews out of the air and returned the gesture with a Standing Shiranui. With the Architect grounded, Widdel locks in the Narcotic (Koji Clutch). This time, Widdel wisely applied the hold in the center of the ring.
Chris Matthews tries to crawl towards the ropes but Daniel Widdel adds more pressure to the hold to inflict enough pain to force the former Navy Seal to submit.
Prof. X: It’s great to see Daniel Widdel back in GZWA and even more enjoyable to see him come out with the victory here tonight.
Francine: After that performance, I think he might want to consider competing for the Television Championship. There’s not many Superstars with victories over the reigning Television Champion.
The Carter: Good point there, Franny. Someone should run that by GZWA Management.
** Tag Team Match – Non-Title Match **
Submission Match – First team to force a member of the opposing team to submit wins the match
GZWA Tag Team Champions The MisFits (“Tattooed Beauty” Laura Jackson & “Queen of Submission” Casey Cortez; champions) vs. “The Goddess” Amanda Cortez & “The Pretty Rose” Rose Cortez
Prof. X: I believe that this is going to be a first for GZWA, at least for our budding tag team division.
Francine: Why am I not surprised that they would settle on a submission match given their colorful history and relationships with each other?
The Carter: Isn’t there a saying that strange bedfellows make the worst enemies?
Francine: I’m surprised anyone would ever share the same bed with you, Carter. Relatives don’t count. That goes double for sleepovers when you were a kid.
Prof. X: Be nice, Francine. We may never know. Carter could be very popular with the Vixens outside of work.
Francine: (Busts out laughing) Don’t make me laugh, professor.
The Carter: Don’t pay her no mind, professor. She doesn’t know anything about the Big Mac attack I lay down on the ladies.
Francine: (Chuckles) I don’t think there’s many ladies who are attracted to you buying them Big Macs from McDonald’s so stop while you’re ahead, Carter.
As Amanda and Rose head to the ring, Amanda looks at the mysterious woman in the front row with horror. She playfully waves at Amanda as Rose has to visibly shake Amanda to get her focused on the task at hand. The MisFits look confused in the ring as they have no idea who the woman is either.
Prof. X: It seems like Amanda knows who she is.
The Carter: Well, I’m going to have to talk to Amanda to get that babe’s digits.
Francine: Like hell she’s going to give you the time of day…
The MisFits took advantage of Amanda’s moment of being off her game mentally to attack Amanda and Rose from behind. Both MisFits dropped both Amanda and Rose behind them with a Backdrop, only for both Vixens to land safely behind them on their feet. Amanda and Rose deliver a Double Dropkick to their spines, causing them to fall face-first onto the canvas. Amanda applies a Chin Lock to the Tattooed Beauty while Rose applies a Wrist Lock to the Queen of Submission. Casey powers out by twisting out of the hold and hitting Rose with a point-blank Clothesline from Hell. Laura Jackson freed herself with a Snapmare and dropkicked Amanda in the back of the head. Casey dragged Rose back to her feet in a side headlock. She struck Rose repeatedly with several knee lifts to the abdomen before inviting Laura to do the same. The Tattooed Beauty perched down on one knee as Rose was propelled into the air with a Military Press dropped into Gutbuster by Casey.
Referee Maribel Gutierrez tries to get this match under control as Laura and Amanda are forced to take their spots on their opposing team corners. Rose screams in pain as Casey held her in an Abdominal Stretch while hammering Rose on her abdominal with her fist. If that wasn’t enough, the Tattooed Beauty dove from the top rope with a Double Axe Handle. Amanda tries to assist but Referee Gutierrez held her at bay as the Tattooed Beauty took pleasure in causing Amanda’s wife more pain before stepping back out onto the ring apron.
In an act of desperation, Rose stomps on Casey’s foot repeatedly in an attempt to break the hold. After Casey loosens her grip, Rose retaliates with a Russian Legsweep. With the Queen of Submission grounded, Rose performs a standing Moonsault before repaying Casey for her anguish in this match thus far with a Sharpshooter. The Tattooed Beauty is quick to interject herself into the match. Rose releases the hold in time to duck underneath Laura’s incoming Clothesline and capitalize with a Randy Orton-style Inverted Backbreaker. The Tattooed Beauty is then sent overhead with a Snap Release German Suplex by the Pretty Rose. Rose then made haste to make a move towards her partner standing on the ring apron, but the Queen of Submission grabs Rose’s ankle. Rose hops on one foot and frees herself with a Jumping Enzuigiri. She then dives towards Amanda to make the tag but the Goddess is knocked off the ring apron at the last second by a well-placed Super Kick from the Tattooed Beauty.
Prof. X: The MisFits aren’t going to make this easy on Amanda and Rose at all.
Francine: You can’t say that they didn’t warn them. This is a battle that Amanda brought onto herself and dragged her wife into as well.
The Carter: Hey, looks like something is going on at ringside!
Amanda Cortez fell from ringside after Laura Jackson knocked her off the ring apron with a Super Kick, landing right in front of the mystery woman sitting in the front row. Amanda stood up and silently stared at the woman who merely gave her a sweet smile before handing Amanda a sealed envelope. Amanda was reluctant to take it from her hands, but managed to accept it. She opened the envelope slowly and she’s frozen in place with fear as her hands are clearly trembling as she looked at the contents of the envelope.
Prof. X: Whatever is in there has Amanda spooked.
Francine: It definitely has to be something to scare her…
The Carter: The only thing that could scare me is Mae Young and Mark Henry’s sex tape…
Prof. X: There goes my appetite…
Francine: (Shudders) Ugh, I don’t even want to close my eyes after even hearing that.
Back in the ring, Rose is struggling to fight off the MisFits alone as Casey wrenches her arm back before performing the Old School. Just as Casey hops off of the ropes with a Diving Clothesline from the ropewalk, Rose shocks the Queen of Submission with the Thorn’s Edge (RKO). She couldn’t pin Casey for the win, but her concerns went to the mortified Amanda at ringside. Once again, Rose tries to call out to Amanda to help her regain her bearings but her cries are on deaf ears as the Tattooed Beauty took things into her own hands. She struck first with the Splitting Headcase before forcefully tossing Roseshoulder-first into the corner post. If that wasn’t enough, the Tattooed Beauty threw her out of the corner with the Tattoo This (Half Nelson Suplex). The Queen of Submission picked Rose up off the mat from where she landed at her feet and wasted no time trapping her within the Agony Matrix (Royal Butterfly).
Laura Jackson taunted Amanda at ringside, beckoning her to stop them as Rose cried out in pain. Amanda looked conflicted as she looked with fierce determination to stop the MisFits, but a simple look back at the mystery woman at ringside made Amanda lower her head in defeat as she took no action at all.
Prof. X: Whatever was in that envelope seems to have Amanda afraid to take action in this match.
Francine: Seems like blackmail to me, but I wonder what could scare a weirdo like Amanda like that?
The Carter: Whatever it is, I’m sure it’s a short list.
In the ring, Rose can’t endure the pain of the submission hold much longer and submits to the pain to reward tonight’s victory to the MisFits.
Prof. X: Is there anyone on the GZWA roster who is willing and able to knock the MisFits from the top of the GZWA Tag Team division?
Francine: That’s a good question, but here’s an even better one. Who is this mystery woman and what power she holds over Amanda to have her struck with fear?
** Triple Threat Match **
“The Georgia Peach” Morgan Davis vs. Amber Torres vs. “The Ultimate Vixen” Raven
Prof. X: Welcome back, GZWA fans. Up next we have a triple threat between three Vixens who have been vying for the coveted #1 contender spot for the Vixen Championship over the last few weeks.
Francine: This is the follow-up after we saw things between Raven and Amber Torres come to a boiling point after Raven ridiculed her partner-in-crime and fellow Clique member following her loss against the reigning Vixen Champion on our last broadcast.
The Carter: To be honest, we all knew that Raven had that slap coming. I’m just surprised that it took THIS long to get to this point.
Prof. X: It’s going to be interesting to see how the Clique members fair against this lone member of the Queen Bee Mafia.
Francine grins, “If only Tia Brooks was around to back up the Georgia Peach. Speaking of which, where has she been lately?”
The Carter: “I’m sure me, CM Punk, Kanye West, and everyone else are wondering the answer to that very same question… Wait a second, where’s the lovely ladies?”
Prof. X: Hold on, we got a situation going on backstage. Can we get a camera back there?
The cameras switch over to the Vixens locker room where a brawl has broken out between Raven, Amber, and Morgan Davis. Security is struggling to keep the women separated when Serena Dent walks onto the scene to see what the commotion is.
Raven, Amber Torres, and Morgan Davis are all trying to claw at each other all while security struggle to keep them separated. Serena Dent gets fed up with the situation and took matters into her own hands.
Serena Dent: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ARENA... HEFFAS!!
Security drags the three women out of the arena kicking and screaming as Primetime takes a commercial break.
** Singles Match **
Blake Harper vs. Alice Shadow
Backstage, the cameras catch up with Alice Shadow during the commercial break as she gets ready for the next match on tonight’s card.
Alice Shadow looked towards the camera and spoke into the microphone, “Tonight I face Blake Harper. Who is Blake Harper? You may be asking that, I am even asking that same question. Yet I've never been the one to look for the answers to any questions. Heck, maybe that is why I didn't go to college. A lot of people misunderstand me, and I want to fix this whole image situation. First of all I don't need friends, that was the old Alice. I have friends, but really. I don't need to make anymore.
Blake tonight you and I face off against each other. Hopefully, I am able to even pull out a win. To tell you the truth, I haven't been in the mood to wrestle lately. I'm just so happy about marrying my Susan on the 31st. So If I underestimate you, don't be surprised. You could say that Alice is becoming soft, yet that is not true. I don't expect to beat you Blake. I don't want to beat you. Because Alice is dying, the current girl that you guys see is on life support. After the 31st, I will rise like a phoenix into a new creature. So Blake if you want to see me fully reach that potential, come see me at the end of the month. When I am reborn, and then the true dark shadow will cover everyone in GZWA.”
The cameras switch back to ringside at the commentary table.
Francine: So boys, who are you pulling for in this match?
The Carter: I don’t know. Both of these Vixens are alleged students of our reigning Vixen Champion so it’s going to be tough one to make a fair assessment. Plus we haven’t seen much of these Vixens in action.
Prof. X: One could say that Alice has been distracted as of late with her wedding coming up soon, while Blake Harper is still making the rough transition from the world of MMA to professional wrestling. She may have been lucky to pull out a win in the Fatal 4 Way on our last broadcast, but her true test is going to be tonight in one-on-one competition against a woman who has made it to the semi-finals of the Queen of the Ring Tournament.
Blake Harper pounced on Alice Shadow with a Double Leg Takedown after the opening bell, but it was quickly broken up by Alice’s impromptu lick to the face. The bizarre randomness of Alice’s nature threw Blake off her game long enough for Alice to shove Alice off of her body. Alice then flung her across the ring with a Hair-Pull Toss. Blake uses the nearby ropes for support as she returns to her feet, but Alice shows no intention of going easy on her opponent.
Prof. X: It seems like Alice might have a chip on her shoulder tonight.
Francine: Can you blame her? She narrowly lost in the semi-finals of the Queen of Queens Tournament and shortly after that, she found herself butting heads with the woman she called one of her best friends, Natasha Rose, before she left the company.
The Carter: Seems like she’s not in the mood for fun and games, even though I could dig that opening tactic at the beginning of this match. More of that PLEASE!
Alice struck Blake with multiple knee lifts to the face before maneuvering her through the ropes for a Rope-Hung DDT. Blake Harper’s anger begins to reach a boiling point as she fights back with a Shoulder Thrust to Alice’s abdomen to knock her back briefly. Blake launched herself back into the ring with a Slingshot Cross Body, pinning Alice to the mat.
ONE…
TWO…
WAIT!!
Alice rolls back to her feet and tosses Blake off of her with a Fallaway Slam. Alice then closed in with a Running Big Boot to the waking Blake Harper. Blake stood up to face Alice’s attack head on by countering with a Leg Hook Reverse STO, dropping Alice face-first into the bottom turnbuckle. Blake spun her around and slammed her back towards the middle of the ring with a Trapping Suplex.
Blake went for the pin but Alice slapped her across the face, showing that she still has fight left in her body. Alice sprung up from the mat with the first in a series of Short Arm Clotheslines. Alice followed suit with two more as Blake tried to return to her feet and kicked her in the gut with a Side Kick when Blake tried to get up a third time. Alice elevated Blake up into a Cradle DDT but Blake escapes with an Armbar Takedown to drop Alice to the mat. Alice manages to free herself with the Dark Shadow (Paige Turner), causing Blake to fall on her neck and shoulders. Alice doesn’t stop there as she locked in a Rear Naked Choke. Blake desperately tries to reach for the ropes as Alice locked in the hold.
The Carter: I don’t get it…Why didn’t Alice just pin her and end the match?
Prof. X: I think it has to do with Alice’s pride. If she could make a former MMA fighter submit, just imagine what that would do for her confidence level and mood lately.
Francine: Good point there, professor.
Blake Harper’s fingers inch closer to the ropes but Alice Shadow isn’t going to allow her to escape this pain. She releases the hold to throw Blake back towards the center of the ring with a Deadlift Release German Suplex. Alice unleashes a primal scream as she turns back towards the waking Blake Harper with a Discus Clothesline. Alice is completely caught off-guard as Blake meets her head on with a Crossface chickenwing to counter and adds a body scissors to keep Alice grounded and locked firmly in place. With her arm wrenched back in Blake’s lethal hold and she was nowhere near the ropes, Alice had no means of escape. She fought tooth and nail against the hold until eventually giving up the ghost and submitting to the hold – thus awarding tonight’s victory to Blake Harper.
Prof. X: That came out of nowhere! It was looking like Alice had this in the bag until Blake managed to turn this match around.
Francine: Yeah barely. I’m sure Blake is kicking herself for that match being a little too close for comfort.
** Singles Match **
“Psycho Menace” Ry Drake vs. Jaser Cruz
Prof. X: Earlier tonight, we saw the GZWA Television Champion faced with a wildcard after his relationship drama with Delta Madison was exposed over the last few weeks. Up next, we have two budding challengers for his coveted title facing off in singles competition.
Francine: In other words, we have the loudmouth and a nutcase. This should be interesting.
The Carter: I don’t think we’ve seen these guys face off before, have we?
Prof. X: I don’t think so, so this should be a first.
After the opening bell, the two Superstars lock up with Ry Drake winning the exchange with a Hammerlock. Jaser Cruz gets out of the predicament with a quick Irish whip after flipping Drake over his shoulder. Ry Drake rebounds from the ropes with a Flying Clothesline, only to fall victim to Jaser’s pending Spinning Chick Kick to the face. With Ry Drake down on the canvas, Jaser quickly locked in a Sleeper Hold to keep the Psycho Menace grounded as he maintains control of the momentum in this match. Ry Drake began to fade in the hold as Referee Slick Johnson looked for any signs of the Psycho Menace ready to submit. Ry Drake seems to have passed out in the hold as Slick raised Drake’s arm to see if he’s still able to continue. Drake’s arm fell back to the canvas and Slick repeated the gesture again. This time Drake shows life as he wills himself back to his feet and broke the hold with an impromptu Inverted Jawbreaker to Jaser.
Ry Drake took the opportunity to catch his breath while Jaser was reeling from the previous blow. Ry Drake closed in with a Discus Clothesline but Jaser ducked underneath the swing and hit the ropes. He returned with an application of the Black Widow (Octopus Stretch). Ry Drake was ready to react as he used Jaser’s momentum against him as Drake slammed Jaser to the canvas with a STO Backbreaker. As Jaser attempted to return to his feet, the Psycho Menace struck with the Laid Out (Strong Kick to the Head), but Drake was swept off his feet with a Sitout Scoop Slam by Jaser Cruz.
Jaser rolled Ry Drake over and locked in a Half Boston Crab. The Psycho Menace fights against the application of the hold and doesn’t allow Jaser to roll his hips to properly apply it. Instead, Ry Drake kicks Jaser away to force a break. Jaser reels back into the corner as Ry Drake springs back up to his feet and pursues his adversary. Jaser shook off the cobwebs and launched himself out of the corner with a Sitout Diving Clothesline. The Psycho Menace unleashed a bit of “crazy” offense of his own as he stopped in his tracks and reacted to Jaser’s incoming aerial assault with a Flipping Slam (Moonsault Side Slam) into a pin.
ONE…
TWO…
TH—NO!!
Jaser breaks the pin by throwing Ry Drake’s body from on top of him with a Monkey Flip. Jaser is the first to return to his feet as he performs two Running Swinging Neckbreakers in succession to the waking Psycho Menace. Jaser opts for a third but Ry Drake returns the gesture with one of his own – a Reverse Spinning Neckbreaker. Ry Drake lifts Jaser off of the mat with a Reverse DDT, but Jaser knees him in the face to force the Psycho Menace to drop him prematurely. Jaser wisely retaliates with the Night Slash (Moonlight Drive).
ONE…
TWO…
THR---
Prof. X: Wait, what’s going on?
The Carter: Uh oh, looks like the troublemaker’s back…
Francine: Just great, our resident creepy bastard is out here for the second time tonight.
Reigning GZWA Television Champion Chris Matthews is shown dragging the Referee Slick Johnson out of the ring and throwing him down to the floor. Jaser Cruz exchanges some “colorful” words at Chris Matthews for ruining his win tonight as the Architect’s arrogance seeps through as he smiles at ringside. Sensing the pending danger, Jaser leapfrogs over the incoming Ry Drake, who was charging in from behind, allowing the Psycho Menace to dive through the ropes with a Suicide Dive. The Architect swats him out of the air with ease by smashing the Television title across his skull. During this distraction, Jaser exits the ring and maneuvers around the ringside area poised to strike the Architect from a different angle with a Super Kick. Matthews tossed the Television Championship at Jaser, who caught the title with ease, only to be caught off guard as the Architect struck low with a Low Dropkick to knock Jaser’s feet out from underneath him. This causes Jaser to faceplant onto the championship gold. The blow stuns Jaser long enough for Matthews to take out his frustration with a Reverse STO to drop Jaser back onto the title.
Chris Matthews’ celebration is short-lived as Ry Drake locks in a Dragon Sleeper from behind. As Matthews’ struggles to get free, Jaser shook off the cobwebs and crashed into the bodies of both the Psycho Menace and the Architect trapped still in the Dragon Sleeper with a high-impact Spear. Referee Slick Johnson revives to notice all of the chaos going on at ringside and signals to throw this match out as a no-contest. Several security personnel could be seem racing onto the scene to separate these three Superstars as Primetime takes a commercial break.
Prof. X: As security attempts to maintain control of the inmates trying to run the asylum tonight, how about we enlighten the GZWA Nation about other ongoings in the company as of late? We had an interesting turn of events on ReAction after our last broadcast. Let's take a moment to look back at this event.
Backstage we see Eva Marie who was going to get interviewed by Renee Young.
Renee Young:Excuse me Eva?
asked Renee who was being stopped by Renee shortly backstage after her matchup. Eva catching her breath turning around with a small smile forms on her face,
Eva Marie:Hey,Renee,what can i do for you? she asked placing her hand on her hip wondering since she could spare a few minutes.
Renee Young:I was hoping to get you're thoughts about your debut match here?Eva nods her head lightly,clearing her thought before speaking....
Eva Marie: I'm just glad that management gave me a chance to shine.I knew going into the match i wasn't exactly going to win,but i had a 25 percent chance.She says pausing a bit.But i uh,gave it my all and i couldn't do anything else but that.
Renee Young:We now see rumors that you may have a new friend in Joanna?Eva chuckles lightly shrugging her shoulders still not completely sure,I would like to hopefully believe its true.Joanna seems like a sweet girl,but i've been burned in the past before about people who thought were my friends ended up stabbing me in the back.But who knows maybe this time will be different,maybe this time things will work in my favor...what's next for you?
She asked making Eva think as she wasn't exactly sure herself.Honestly,i don't know.....but i do, says a familiar voice taking Eva Marie who was down and out....the woman comes in front of the camera and the woman was revealed as.
Renee Young:N-Nikki?W-why did you....
Nikki stands up staring at Renee who leaves her alone.Before turning her direction back to a hurt Eva.....i made you....i can damn sure make sure everybody can forget about you see you soon Evie she says walking away with Renee coming back to check on Eva as does backstage personal with it fading.
Renee Young:Excuse me Eva?
asked Renee who was being stopped by Renee shortly backstage after her matchup. Eva catching her breath turning around with a small smile forms on her face,
Eva Marie:Hey,Renee,what can i do for you? she asked placing her hand on her hip wondering since she could spare a few minutes.
Renee Young:I was hoping to get you're thoughts about your debut match here?Eva nods her head lightly,clearing her thought before speaking....
Eva Marie: I'm just glad that management gave me a chance to shine.I knew going into the match i wasn't exactly going to win,but i had a 25 percent chance.She says pausing a bit.But i uh,gave it my all and i couldn't do anything else but that.
Renee Young:We now see rumors that you may have a new friend in Joanna?Eva chuckles lightly shrugging her shoulders still not completely sure,I would like to hopefully believe its true.Joanna seems like a sweet girl,but i've been burned in the past before about people who thought were my friends ended up stabbing me in the back.But who knows maybe this time will be different,maybe this time things will work in my favor...what's next for you?
She asked making Eva think as she wasn't exactly sure herself.Honestly,i don't know.....but i do, says a familiar voice taking Eva Marie who was down and out....the woman comes in front of the camera and the woman was revealed as.
Renee Young:N-Nikki?W-why did you....
Nikki stands up staring at Renee who leaves her alone.Before turning her direction back to a hurt Eva.....i made you....i can damn sure make sure everybody can forget about you see you soon Evie she says walking away with Renee coming back to check on Eva as does backstage personal with it fading.
The Carter: I'm definitely not complaining...
Prof. X: I guess we're going to have to wait and see what she has in store for Eva Marie.
** Singles Match **
“The Black Phoenix” Kuro Hayabusa vs. “The Iceman” Stefan Raab (in-ring debut)
Prof. X: We have a treat for you folks tonight. You’ve seen KuroHayabusa on a roll the last few weeks since his GZWA debut, landing an upset victory over Rocky Romero in his debut match. Well, tonight we have The Iceman making his GZWA debut here tonight.
Francine: Stefan Raab is hot off the heels of his successful WEW career and he chose to continue his wrestling career here in GZWA after World Elite Wrestling’s final broadcast.
The Carter: It’s an honor to have two seasoned in-ring veterans joining us as part of the GZWA roster. I’m anxious to see what they are capable of here tonight.
Prof. X: It’s going to be a match for the ages as these two Superstars haven’t crossed paths before either.
The match starts off with a friendly handshake out of respect between the Superstars prior to the opening bell. They start off with a traditional lock-up with the Iceman bringing the Black Phoenix to his knees by a show of force. KuroHayabusa isn’t out of the fire yet as he forces Stefan Raab onto his knees after forcing him back. The Iceman breaks the lock and maneuvers behind Hayabusa with a Hammerlock. Raab flips Hayabusa overhead with an Arm Trap Chicken Wing German Suplex. Hayabusa rolls his shoulders off the mat to avoid a possible bridging pin from Raab. The Iceman hasn’t removed his arms from around the Black Phoenix’s waist. Raab dragged Hayabusa back to his feet and threw him overhead with a Release German Suplex. KuroHayabusa lands on his feet safely as Stefan Raab spun around. The Iceman closed in with a Lou Thesz Press. KuroHayabusa responds with a Japanese Arm Drag to stop Raab in motion. Raab was slow back to his feet as Hayabusa greets him with a series of knife edge chops to pressure him into the corner. The Black Phoenix then hit the ropes and returned with a Handspring Back Elbow into the corner. Hayabusa doesn’t stop there as he adds in a Jumping Enzuigirito Raab’s head for good measure. The Iceman slumps down to a seated position in the corner while Hayabusa hits the ropes once again. The Black Phoenix returns with a Black Firebird Kick (High Speed Roundhouse Kick) to the Iceman’s skull, causing him to fall face-first into the canvas.
The Black Phoenix rolls the Iceman over and covers him in a La Magistral pin.
ONE…
TWO…
NO!!!
Stefan Raab rolls through out of Kuro Hayabusa’s unorthodox pin with a shocking German Suplex that drops Kuro Hayabusa into the corner post. With the tables turned as Hayabusa slumped in the corner, Raab served Hayabusa a sample platter of his MMA background first-hand with series of boxing strikes in the corner. The Iceman threw Hayabusa out of the corner with a Suplex to leave the Black Phoenix writhing in pain in the middle of the ring. The Iceman sought to end this now with the Ice Lock (Ankle Lock), but the Black Phoenix was ready to rise again from the ashes. Just as Raab grabbed his foot, Hayabusa struck with a Yin Kick to rock the jaw of the Iceman. With the Iceman down, KuroHayabusa rebounds from the ropes with a Springboard Moonsault to the grounded Raab. The Iceman puts his knees up to defend and capitalizes on the situation with a Rolling German Suplex – yet again throwing Hayabusa into the turnbuckle upon the release of the suplex.
The crowd is on their feet at this feat. Stefan Raab smiled as he enjoyed the cheers but was caught completely off guard by the sight of the Black Phoenix safely perched on the top rope like a nimble cat. Hayabusa took to the skies with a Missile Dropkick to the Iceman. Unfortunately, the Iceman was the one to surprise his adversary as he caught Hayabusa out of the air with a thunderous Spinebuster to counter and cover the Black Phoenix into a pin.
ONE…
TWO…
TH---WAIT!!!
Kuro Hayabusa returns the gesture from earlier in this match as he rolls through out of Stefan Raab’s pin attempt with the Iceman in tow as he returned to his feet to drill the Iceman back into the mat with the Black Falcon Arrow (Falcon Arrow). Kuro Hayabusa is starting to feel the abuse from this match taking its toll on his body as he sought out to end this match here and now with the Black Phoenix Splash (Phoenix Splash). Hayabusa took a little longer than usual to get to the top rope and take flight with the maneuver – which gave Stefan Raab the time he needed to recuperate and avoid the move in time. The Iceman quickly positioned himself behind the Black Phoenix as executed the Frozen Pin (Bridging German Suplex) to capitalize on Hayabusa’s mistake.
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!!!
Prof. X: There you have it, folks. Stefan Raab has won his first match in a GZWA ring. These two Superstars gave it their all but there could only be one winner.
Francine: Hayabusa wasn’t no slouch either. This match could have easily gone either way.
The Carter: So when’s the rematch? The crowd seemed to love their in-ring chemistry together.
Prof. X: That seems like the perfect question to run by GZWA Management.
** Singles Match **
“The Statement” Victor Phillips (w/ The Enforcers) vs. “Best in the World” CM Punk (w/ “Modern Day Warrior” Gabriel Wingue & “Dark Savior” Suicide)
Primetime returns with Victor Phillips standing in the ring with a microphone in hand with the Enforcers standing at ringside.
Vic: “In case, you may have missed it but it has come to my attention that since the Straight-Edge Saviors were bitter about that Grade A beatdown we handed them last week, they had to gang up on the poor, defenseless Veda Scott backstage on ReAction last week. Hey, we’re not going to let that shit fly. Veda Scott feared for the safety of her well-being so she’s not out here tonight. She will be accompanying Carnage on commentary in tonight’s main event, but we won’t stand for a group of degenerates disrespecting the authority around here in GZWA. Apparently, CM Punk hasn’t gotten the memo. He can go off the handle all he wants, but the facts are clear as day. He’s as relevant as Kobe Bryant’s rap career.
Face it, bro. Your so-called revolution has left you high and dry. Where’s Dean Maddoxxx, Lise Starr, and the rest of your followers? Oh wait, they quit on you like a bad habit. Do us all a favor and just quit being a wrestler. GZWA doesn’t need another waste of space like you on the roster.”
“Cult of Personality” by Living Color blasts throughout the arena as CM Punk appears at the top of the entrance ramp, accompanied by Gabriel Wingue and Suicide.
CM Punk: “Vic, if you can get off of Xion’s nuts for two seconds you could see things clearly around here. I’m not going to make excuses. You guys got one up on us on the last show. Bravo, good job. Give yourselves a pat on the back. If you think that we’re going to just sit back and take it then you’ve obviously got us confused with your girlfriend.
For once, I’m not here to talk. I’m here for a fight. In case that you're not aware... IT’S CLOBBERIN’ TIME!!”
CM Punk drops the mic and slides underneath the ropes to enter the ring as the bell rings to officially start the match. The Statement greets the Best in the World with a series of stomps to the back before tackling Punk to the mat with a Double Leg Takedown. Victor sought to end this quickly with the Final Statement (Texas Cloverleaf), but Punk rolls Victor up into a Small Package.
ONE…
TWO…
T—NO!!!
Victor breaks free in time to prevent a premature finish to this match. CM Punk confidently smirks as he steps out onto the ring apron and lines up a Springboard Clothesline to the waking Statement. Just as he motions to perform the maneuver, G-Money Briggs clips Punk’s footing, causing him to fall back into the ring prematurely – right into a pending European Uppercut by the Statement.
While the crowd screams foul play, Gabriel Wingue and Suicide races over to confront the Enforcers. Suicide races off the ring apron and leaps off with a Diving Double Axe Handle to G-Money that leaves the Enforcer unfettered by the blow. G-Money repaid Suicide for the gesture by slamming him into the ring apron with a shoulder thrust. While the Dark Savior slumps to the floor, the Modern Day Warrior adds to the equation by delivering a Running Dropkick to G-Money, that knocks him into the steel steps behind him.
Gabe’s triumph over G-Money is short-lived as Dequan Wallace hits him with the Bullet (The Pounce) that knocks the Modern Day Warrior into the ringside barricade.
Back in the ring, the Statement is gloating over the fallen body of CM Punk, while the Enforcers do the same with the bodies of Suicide and Gabe at ringside.
Prof. X: This is starting to looking like a repeat of our last broadcast.
Francine: You can’t say it’s getting ugly as it already started that way with the verbal exchange between Punk and Victor.
The Carter: Well, that’s what happens when one makes fun of an innocent princess like Raven and Veda Scott.
Francine: Innocent? If those two are innocent then Attila the Hun is my son.
The Carter: Tell Attila I said hello when you get home, Frannie.
Francine: Starting your ass-kissing party early I see…
The Statement climbed the top rope and posed on the top rope with his back to the Best in the World before executing a picture-perfect Diving Moonsault. Victor crashes and burns as he hits nothing on the mat as Punk moved out of the way. With Victor writhing in pain on the canvas, Punk climbed the top rope and delivered a “Macho Man” Randy Savage-style Diving Elbow Drop firmly into the chest of the Statement. After the impact, CM Punk wastes no time applying the Anaconda Vise to the Statement.
Victor is mere seconds away from submitting to hold when Dequan Wallace hops onto the ring apron to distract the referee. Victor Phillips is tapping out to the hold but the referee doesn’t see it. The Dark Savior comes to the Best in the World’s aid with a Diving Inverted Hurracanrana to remove Dequan from the ring apron. This diverts the referee’s attention back onto the task at hand as the CM Punk picks up a victory in this war tonight.
** Singles Match **
“Lady So Divine” Delta Madison vs. “The Glamazon” Beth Phoenix
Prof. X: After Chris Matthews’ embarrassment earlier tonight at the hands of the Lady So Divine, I’m sure that Delta Madison is breathing a sigh of relief with that drama behind her.
Francine: After what happened between her and the Glamazon the last time they faced off in the Mixed Tag Team match on our last broadcast, I’m anxious to see how they both fair in a one-on-one match.
The Carter: Two ladies who aren’t on the singles market any longer? I dunno, I doubt I can get into this match. What am I talking about! It’s the talented and beautiful GZWA Vixens in action! It’s always going to be a great match!
The Lady So Divine showed no fear locking up with the Glamazon. She could have all of the courage n the world, but Delta Madison was unable to match Beth Phoenix’s immense power advantage. The Glamazon shoves Delta across the ring with ease as Delta Madison wisely rolls out of the ring to recuperate and formulate a plan of action. Beth Phoenix halted those plans by catching Delta by her blonde hair and forcefully dragging her back up onto the ring apron into a Modified Full Nelson. Referee Maribel Gutierrez made the illegal hold count.
1…
2…
3…
4…
Beth Phoenix broke the hold, only to throw Delta Madison back into the ring with a Full Nelson Slam. The Glamazon doesn’t allow Delta to regain her bearings and hoisted her overhead. Beth executes a Slingshot Suplex to the Lady So Divine. The Glamazon is all business as she raised the Lady So Divine overhead in an Elevated Double Underhook Chicken Wing in preparation for the Glam Slam. Delta tilts her body forward and rolls Beth up with a Sunset Flip-style pin.
ONE…
TWO…
NO!!!
The Glamazon powers out, tossing the Lady So Divine across the ring but Delta returns with a Delirious (Cartwheel Backflip Splash). Beth Phoenix sprung back to her feet to respond with a Pendulum Backbreaker, ushering in a gasp of pain from the Lady So Divine. Beth raised Delta overhead with a Military Press and dropped her to the mat, only for Delta to use her momentum to execute a Wheelbarrow Facebuster to the Glamazon. The maneuver left both Vixens down on the mat as both women attempted to shake off the cobwebs and regain their bearings. The Lady So Divine is first to make a move by continuing her offense with One-Handed Bulldog to the waking Glamazon. Beth Phoenix reacts with an Atomic Drop to stop Delta in her tracks once again. She follows up with a Running Double Axe Handle, but Delta returns the favor with a Drop Toe Hold. Delta planted Beth face-first into the mat with a Half Full Nelson Buster.
Prof. X: Finally, it looks like Delta Madison is going to be able to turn the momentum around in this match.
Francine: Don’t speak too soon or you’ll jinx it, professor.
Delta opts for a DeltaSault (Moonsault from the 2nd rope) but the Glamazon is slowly rising back to her feet, so Delta retorts with a Diving Spinning Lariat. Beth Phoenix greets Delta with a lethal Bearhug to trap her in place. Delta boxes Beth’s ears to free herself from this hairy situation. With the Glamazon reeling, the Lady So Divine threw her to the mat with a Northern Lights Suplex. Instead of going for a bridging pin, Delta transitions into a JujiGatame.
The Carter: Looks like the Glamazon is in trouble!
The Glamazon attempts to crawl towards the ropes to force a break, but the Lady So Divine isn’t having any of it. She transitions into a Three-Quarter Facelock and drags the Glamazon away from the ropes, back towards the center of the ring. Beth Phoenix shoves Delta into the ropes to free herself. The Lady So Divine rebounds back towards the Glamazon, who welcomed her back with a Sidewalk Slam. Delta counters with a Crucifix Headscissors. The Glamazon staggered back to her feet, only to experience the full force of the Roundhouse Kick after Delta pivots back around on one foot to strike.
The Lady So Divine climbed the top rope and put everything on the line as she took to the skies with the Delta Force (Shooting Star Press).
The Carter: I’d love to fly on the Delta Airlines.
Francine: She wouldn’t even land her plane into your dreams, Carter.
Delta’s flight plans are derailed as the Glamazon put her knees up to defend to leave Delta holding her abdomen in pain. Beth Phoenix showed her no mercy as she retaliated with the Glam Slam. Beth rolls Delta over and hooks her leg into a pin upon impact.
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!!!
Prof. X: After a hard fought, back-and-forth match, these two Vixens gave it their all but it was the Glamazon who came out on top as the winner tonight.
Francine: That was a rather impressive performance from the former Women’s Champion.
The Carter: If this was a contender’s match, Beth could see herself challenging for the title sooner more than later.
*** Main Event: Singles Match ***
“The Deadman/Phenom” The Undertaker (return) vs. “The Emo Warrior” Jimmy Jacobs
Special Guest Commentary: GZWA World Heavyweight Champion “The Hardcore Monster” Carnage & Veda Scott
Prof. X: Welcome back GZWA fans. Tonight’s main event will feature Jimmy Jacobs facing off against the returning Phenom to GZWA, the Deadman himself – The Undertaker. These two men will be facing against the Hardcore Monster at Riot Control for the GZWA World Heavyweight Championship in a triple threat Casket Match.
Francine: Joining us tonight on commentary is the champ himself, Carnage, accompanied by Veda Scott.
The Carter: Are you feeling better, Veda?
Carnage and Veda Scott take seats next to the professor and Carter at the commentary table.
Veda Scott adjusts her glasses, “It was a rather traumatic experience but I’ll live. Tonight’s not about me. Tonight is about these fools who want a piece of the Machine’s champion, who holds the prestigious title in GZWA – the World Heavyweight Championship."
Carnage: These two men are fools for thinking that they have a shot at taking this title away from us and their stupidity is gonna cost them at the PPV if they can even make it through tonight.
As the Undertaker walked up the steps and stood on the ring apron in preparation of entering the ring, Jimmy Jacobs charged in and knocked the Deadman off the apron with a Spear through the ropes. Both Superstars crash to the ringside floor and down onto the bottom of the entrance ramp. The Emo Warrior removes his steel pike from his boot and uses it to strangle the Deadman from behind.
Francine: Keep in mind that this is perfectly legal since the match hasn’t officially begun.
Prof. X: The Emo Warrior is attacking the Deadman like a man possessed. Do you think that this is a result of Jacobs’ continued frustrations with allowing the GZWA World Heavyweight Championship slipping between his fingers?
Veda Scott: Seems like Jimmy is screaming for attention… the problem child misbehaves long enough for his parents and peers to pay attention. In this case, I think that that Jacobs’ new found brutality is a poor attempt to convince the GZWA Nation, more importantly - himself, which he’s prepared to face a creature such as Carnage. He can fool himself all he wants but we know the truth.
The Carter: Wow, Veda’s beautiful AND well educated.
Veda: Hmph… something you’re lacking in both aspects, Carter.
The Deadman flips Jimmy Jacobs overhead to free himself and took the opportunity to catch his breath as he sat on all-fours. The Emo Warrior quickly returned to his feet and closed in with a Running Arched Big Boot to the Deadman. The Undertaker stopped Jacobs in his tracks with his hand firmly grasped around Jacobs’ throat with a pending Chokeslam. Jacobs struck with a Low Blow to free himself to bring the Deadman to his knees. Jacobs then drops the Deadman to the floor yet again with a Swinging Neckbreaker. The Emo Warrior then climbed up the nearby corner post and launched himself back down to ringside with a Frog Splash on the grounded Deadman just as the Deadman was sitting up from the floor.
The Carter: Looks like this is the end…
Veda cuts him off, “For the Undertaker, you mean…”
Carnage: The Undertaker made a big mistake to come back to GZWA and this is just showing how washed up he is. And as for Jacobs, you are looking at someone who is trying to prove to himself that he can hang in the main event and he is so desperate to prove it that he will resort to anything.
The Undertaker surprises everyone as he rose back to his feet with Jacobs in tow and performed a Tombstone Piledriver on the unprotected floor at the bottom of the entrance ramp. Fans in attendance chant, “HOLY SHIT!” in unison as the Deadman circles around the ring and makes his way towards the commentary table. The Deadman traces his eyes at the GZWA World Heavyweight Championship sitting on top of the table before staring down at the Hardcore Monster. Carnage removes his headset to stand up and stare in the face of this phenomenal force of nature.
Their close encounter is interrupted by the crowd’s shock that Jacobs is somehow beginning to stir after that devastating maneuver. The Undertaker slides into the ring and dives back out of the ring on the opposite side with a Tope Suicida (Over the top rope Suicide Dive). With the Emo Warrior completely out of it, Taker dragged him back to his feet and rolled Jacobs into the ring with his body hanging out on the ring apron. Taker then delivers a Jumping Leg Drop onto Jacobs’ rope hung body before rolling the Emo Warrior completely into the ring and finally officially starting this match after entering the ring behind him.
Prof. X: With so much chaos going on at ringside before this match even officially started, who knows how much these two Superstars have left in the tank.
Veda Scott: Their thresholds for pain are impressive but then again, no one is on Carnage’s level of destruction.
Francine: Looks like Taker is ending it here…
The Deadman covers Jacobs in a pin as Referee Earl Hebner makes the count.
ONE…
TWO…
THRE---NO!!!
Somehow, Jimmy Jacobs refuses to stay down.
The Carter: This is starting to look like Devils May Cry all over again…
Carnage: You haven't seen nothing yet as this is just the beginning!!
Taker motions to pin Jacobs again, only for the Emo Warrior to trap him into the End Time (Guillotine Choke). The Deadman wills himself to his feet as he fights against the pain of the hold while Jacobs continues add more pressure by wrapping his legs around Taker’s body like a vise. The Deadman charges into the corner with a Stinger Splash to remove Jacobs off of his body and release the hold by force. As Jacobs slumped into the corner, Taker took him by the arm and performed an Old School (Arm Twist Ropewalk Chop). Somehow, someway, the Emo Warrior snaps out of his daze and catches the Deadman out of the air with a Cutter to leave him out cold on the canvas. The Emo Warrior didn’t want to take any chances as he beckons the Deadman to his feet as the Superstar sat up from the canvas yet again. Jacobs struck with another high-impact Spear before positioning himself on the top rope. Jimmy Jacobs pointed to Carnage, signaling that he’s next after he’s done with The Undertaker tonight. Carnage merely stares at Jimmy Jacobs with hate-filled, cold eyes, watching Jacobs leap from the top rope with a Diving Senton onto the Deadman. Jimmy Jacobs goes for the win.
ONE…
TWO…
THRE---
Carnage drags the Emo Warrior out of the ring just before Hebner brings down his arm down for the count of three. Hebner signals for the bell to reward Jimmy Jacobs the win via disqualification for Carnage’s interference but the Hardcore Monster doesn’t seem to care in the least as he slams Jacobs into the barricade with a Buckle Bomb (Running Turnbuckle Powerbomb).
Back into the ring, the Enforcers have joined the assault on the Undertaker as The Machine opts to make an example out of the Deadman. The Undertaker fights back by delivering a Big Boot to the incoming Dequan Wallace to stop the Bullet (Pounce) prematurely. He turns around and fights off G-Money Briggs with a ballistic punching combination, involving series body blows before ending with a throat thrust.
The Hardcore Monster struck from behind with a Forearm Smash in the back just as Taker disposed of the Enforcers and sent the Deadman crashing to the mat with the Burning Hammer (Reverse Death Valley Driver).
Prof. X: In a bizarre turn of events, this match has erupted into utter chaos with the Machine coming out to serve their own brand of justice upon the Deadman and the Emo Warrior.
Francine: Seems like Carnage is personally showing what he thinks of his potential challengers first-hand.
Veda Scott: Can’t you see that this was the plan all along? Of course, you peasants were too stupid to see it coming just like Jimmy Jacobs and The Undertaker did. All of this talk that Carnage is a wounded animal and that he’s weak and vulnerable is utter nonsense. Carnage is just as the dominant monster as ever before. Jacobs and Taker have just witnessed that first-hand.
Veda stood up applauding the members of the Machine in the ring, smiling, “Now THAT’S how you end an episode of GZWA Primetime with an exclamation point, ladies and gentlemen.“
