Post by Samuel on Feb 4, 2016 6:35:24 GMT -5
Another night of useless searching on the internet for professional wrestling news, rumors, and just straight up juicy gossip has proven to be useless for most of the GZWA fans. Riot Control is right around the corner and by now they have heard from those that are going to be worth watching during the Pay-Per-View and if they haven't at this point well it is probably because the others had nothing of value to contribute. At this time of the night or morning depending on what part of the world you reside in, most will have moved on to a wrestling game of their choice on their favorite consoles to live out their fantasies or simulate how they feel the matches at Riot Control will go. One fan however has been an avid Maryse loyalist and citizen of Planet Sexy and after seeing a sudden change to the match card on the GZWA website he knew that the "Sexiest of Sexy" would not go mute on the subject. Sure she had jetted off for a little vacation with her husband but the universe demanded that Maryse address Planet Sexy on her thoughts. She was the first in her match to acknowledge it's existence and this would be no exception. Surely she would address the faithful so he maintained his hope and watched all six of his computer monitors for a sign of the blond bombshell. His stomach grumbles and he feels the cramps and knows that he has to make an quick exit and head to the second most used room in his dirty apartment. When he hears a familiar sound and stops dead in his tracks.
He hears the letters pound on the screen and he let's out a nervous giggle. Sure he had his temporary fix earlier today when Maryse and Mike posted a NoH8 photo on Twitter and it made him feel really good about himself because she cared about something that was near and dear to him. What if the stars had all somehow aligned and his goddess was going to be the next image he saw. He excitedly peed a little as the screen changed from the TMZ lettering to a camera following Maryse and her charismatic husband.
Mike: You want her opinion is that what you just asked her for? Really? Really?
One could tell they had been out having a night on the town and they had definitely engaged in adult beverages. Maryse laughs arrogantly as she loved watching her husband work. He had a way of making things both aggravating and strangely entertaining to the point of no one being able to turn away. Still this was interrupting their trip back to their hotel room for "sexy time" and watching this turned her on even more.
Maryse: Babe, should I even bother? You! Don't you see me spending time with my husband?
Maryse throws her signature disrespectful hand to the face gesture while rolling her eyes. She exhales loudly and shakes her blond hair as she faces the camera.
Okay..okay. Yes I saw that the match card changed for Riot Control to allow the other nobodies a chance to simply fulfill their contractual obligations. I mean I guess they have to be seen sometime and I make everything and everyone look good. I can make wrestling a mop the sexiest thing you have ever seen and it would be a match for the ages.
Mike lets out a sexy growl as he stares at his wife.
You know she can, I mean look at her she is HOT!
His breath collides with Maryse's face and she scrunches her nose a bit and pushes him out of the shot. He retorts with an attempt at a sexy grind and she laughs before balling up her fist and pointing at him with her thumb.
This guy. Yes I saw it, two more new girls added Lilith "Shooting Star" Danielson and "The Fire-Bred Babe" Alex McFly. I am not mad at the decision to add them because perhaps they will do something in this match and that is needed. The only person that I have seen as worth my time is Didgitz. Why if it was not for an extension for the Superstars and the Vixens to build up hype with their promotional work and interviews would you know who else was in this match without seeing the match card?
The cameraman shakes his head no and Maryse looks at him like he was an idiot for answering her rhetorical question.
My point exactly. They don't care about this match they are too busy caring on with whatever that is on Twitter that they do. I mean English is my second language but there is no excuse for whatever that is that they are typing. People should be able to follow what your saying because your words come from Webster's not Urban Dictionary.
Mike runs around screaming oooooooooohhhhhhh in the background and Maryse looks at him and raises her eyebrow before she can't contain her laughter at his semi-drunken behavior.
Face it they suck and management had to do something so they added these two girls because they got scared. Silence is not good for business and definitely is not entertaining and you can't risk that when you open a show as big as Riot Control. But to the new girls do you see what Didgitz and I did this week? You want to be noticed then do that. Just know that is all the attention you will be getting minus your entrance and exit from the match that night. Speaking of Didgitz she had some valid points and while I AM the Sexiest of Sexy, I am not stupid. Those original girls may just have an alliance based on their relationships and it would not be smart for me to go it alone nor would it be smart for her to go it alone if they gang up on us. So I have a little proposition for you Didgitz.
Mike stomps his foot on the sidewalk and crosses his arms and fake pouts.
Hey I'm the only person you are supposed to proposition!
Maryse turns to look at him and blows him a kiss.
No baby she may talk like a man but she no get the sexy time, it is only for you.
Satisfied with her answer he smiles and gives an obnoxious thumbs up to the camera. Maryse shakes her head and faces the camera again.
If you are as good as you say then we should work together to eliminate Milani , Santana, & Olivia. Once we get rid of them we make the "Shooting Star" the "Fallen Star" and then we act as safety control and show Alex the dangers of playing with fire as she claims to do. Once we do this then we face each other and you can TRY..ah ha ha..
Maryse bends over with a fake laugh before standing up and flipping her hair and glaring at the camera with a death stare.
Yes TRY to make good on your crazy and useless threats. Remember I'm the one who got her ass kicked by everyone in the WWE? Sadly you don't know my history well at all, I was a 2 time Diva's champ there, I was a Vixen's Champ in ZXWWF, I was Women's Champion in EWN just to name a few but not all of the credentials on my beautiful resume'. I said it once and I will say it again, Google me before you come for me without proper directions from Google Maps! I've held plenty of titles and that was great...then but this is now. You come in here spouting confidence based on things you did prior to this match but you are only as good as the match at hand so once we eliminate them all bets are off girlie. I will show you and everyone else why I AM the next Vixen's Champion and the rest of you are simply wasting your time. The GZWA just got a lot sexier and I am the cause. Besides what do you have to lose minus the match after we get rid of the "competition". See you at Riot Control. For those who are with me on Planet Sexy...be sexy! Everyone else...be jealous!
Maryse arrogantly pushes the camera out of her face and grabs her husband's hand as he instantly covers his groin region with his other hand because Maryse was oozing sexy out of her pores and he was so turned on. They hurriedly head towards their hotel for a night of pure bliss. Back in reality one of Maryse's biggest fans now had a cover-up of his own to deal with because he should've listened to his stomach before watching that live broadcast and now his corner of Planet Sexy needed some serious sanitation and he needed to throw that pair of underwear away. He duck walks to the bathroom and slams the door shut.
He hears the letters pound on the screen and he let's out a nervous giggle. Sure he had his temporary fix earlier today when Maryse and Mike posted a NoH8 photo on Twitter and it made him feel really good about himself because she cared about something that was near and dear to him. What if the stars had all somehow aligned and his goddess was going to be the next image he saw. He excitedly peed a little as the screen changed from the TMZ lettering to a camera following Maryse and her charismatic husband.
Mike: You want her opinion is that what you just asked her for? Really? Really?
One could tell they had been out having a night on the town and they had definitely engaged in adult beverages. Maryse laughs arrogantly as she loved watching her husband work. He had a way of making things both aggravating and strangely entertaining to the point of no one being able to turn away. Still this was interrupting their trip back to their hotel room for "sexy time" and watching this turned her on even more.
Maryse: Babe, should I even bother? You! Don't you see me spending time with my husband?
Maryse throws her signature disrespectful hand to the face gesture while rolling her eyes. She exhales loudly and shakes her blond hair as she faces the camera.
Okay..okay. Yes I saw that the match card changed for Riot Control to allow the other nobodies a chance to simply fulfill their contractual obligations. I mean I guess they have to be seen sometime and I make everything and everyone look good. I can make wrestling a mop the sexiest thing you have ever seen and it would be a match for the ages.
Mike lets out a sexy growl as he stares at his wife.
You know she can, I mean look at her she is HOT!
His breath collides with Maryse's face and she scrunches her nose a bit and pushes him out of the shot. He retorts with an attempt at a sexy grind and she laughs before balling up her fist and pointing at him with her thumb.
This guy. Yes I saw it, two more new girls added Lilith "Shooting Star" Danielson and "The Fire-Bred Babe" Alex McFly. I am not mad at the decision to add them because perhaps they will do something in this match and that is needed. The only person that I have seen as worth my time is Didgitz. Why if it was not for an extension for the Superstars and the Vixens to build up hype with their promotional work and interviews would you know who else was in this match without seeing the match card?
The cameraman shakes his head no and Maryse looks at him like he was an idiot for answering her rhetorical question.
My point exactly. They don't care about this match they are too busy caring on with whatever that is on Twitter that they do. I mean English is my second language but there is no excuse for whatever that is that they are typing. People should be able to follow what your saying because your words come from Webster's not Urban Dictionary.
Mike runs around screaming oooooooooohhhhhhh in the background and Maryse looks at him and raises her eyebrow before she can't contain her laughter at his semi-drunken behavior.
Face it they suck and management had to do something so they added these two girls because they got scared. Silence is not good for business and definitely is not entertaining and you can't risk that when you open a show as big as Riot Control. But to the new girls do you see what Didgitz and I did this week? You want to be noticed then do that. Just know that is all the attention you will be getting minus your entrance and exit from the match that night. Speaking of Didgitz she had some valid points and while I AM the Sexiest of Sexy, I am not stupid. Those original girls may just have an alliance based on their relationships and it would not be smart for me to go it alone nor would it be smart for her to go it alone if they gang up on us. So I have a little proposition for you Didgitz.
Mike stomps his foot on the sidewalk and crosses his arms and fake pouts.
Hey I'm the only person you are supposed to proposition!
Maryse turns to look at him and blows him a kiss.
No baby she may talk like a man but she no get the sexy time, it is only for you.
Satisfied with her answer he smiles and gives an obnoxious thumbs up to the camera. Maryse shakes her head and faces the camera again.
If you are as good as you say then we should work together to eliminate Milani , Santana, & Olivia. Once we get rid of them we make the "Shooting Star" the "Fallen Star" and then we act as safety control and show Alex the dangers of playing with fire as she claims to do. Once we do this then we face each other and you can TRY..ah ha ha..
Maryse bends over with a fake laugh before standing up and flipping her hair and glaring at the camera with a death stare.
Yes TRY to make good on your crazy and useless threats. Remember I'm the one who got her ass kicked by everyone in the WWE? Sadly you don't know my history well at all, I was a 2 time Diva's champ there, I was a Vixen's Champ in ZXWWF, I was Women's Champion in EWN just to name a few but not all of the credentials on my beautiful resume'. I said it once and I will say it again, Google me before you come for me without proper directions from Google Maps! I've held plenty of titles and that was great...then but this is now. You come in here spouting confidence based on things you did prior to this match but you are only as good as the match at hand so once we eliminate them all bets are off girlie. I will show you and everyone else why I AM the next Vixen's Champion and the rest of you are simply wasting your time. The GZWA just got a lot sexier and I am the cause. Besides what do you have to lose minus the match after we get rid of the "competition". See you at Riot Control. For those who are with me on Planet Sexy...be sexy! Everyone else...be jealous!
Maryse arrogantly pushes the camera out of her face and grabs her husband's hand as he instantly covers his groin region with his other hand because Maryse was oozing sexy out of her pores and he was so turned on. They hurriedly head towards their hotel for a night of pure bliss. Back in reality one of Maryse's biggest fans now had a cover-up of his own to deal with because he should've listened to his stomach before watching that live broadcast and now his corner of Planet Sexy needed some serious sanitation and he needed to throw that pair of underwear away. He duck walks to the bathroom and slams the door shut.
