I'm Touching Myself........

[BulletxToxThexHeart]

(Scene opens up with Ry Drake, packing his bag with a big smile on his face and he keeps rubbing his chin. Humming to himself. Sheena Marie knocks on the door.)

Ry: What's the password?

Sheena*walks in confused* What are you talking about? Password to what?

Ry: To the room, didn't you see the sign?

(The camera zooms in on a crudely wriiten note:"Cool Kids Club: No Girls allowed!")

Sheena: No I think I missed it, I was going to get a few words after a hell of a match in the Riot Match You're fir.......

Ry: Its Pineapple....

Sheena: What?

Ry: The Password is Pineapple. For next Time ok.

Sheena; Okay, anyway You're first Riot Match, what are you're thoughts?

Ry: It was fun, I got to do what I do best and cause havoc, even though a Punk ass coward sore loser Jaser Cruz got his panties in a bunch after I got rid of him but that cheap shot with the chair didn't stop me did it?

Sheena: Like many others, who thought you were done after that. You proved how tough you were by not only getting back in the match but going all the way to face Carnage one on one with a big Assassination with a chair. How do you come up with all these unique ways to hurt your opponents?

Ry: I don't know....I just do whatever cool pops in my head. I saw everyone else going crazy and start throwing chairs and I wanted to join them. I love feeding off the energy, that's how I can do sooooooooooooooooooooooo many of the cool yet insane shit I do in the ring. I wish every night was like Riot Control. I am seriously going to touch myself tonight from the crowd throwing chairs and the fact I think I found love.

Sheena: You found love? How? With who?

Ry: From the goddess that superwoman punch'd me*wiggling his tooth* Joanna Tarzanna, you had me at that punch....

Sheena: You do know she punched 3 other men right?

Ry: Not with the same passion that I felt*makes a call-me signal in the camera*

Sheena: Anyway, after coming close to beating Carnage for the World Heavyweight Championship. What are you next steps to trying to get another shot?

Ry: Come on you know I'm not good at planning, I can't even decide if I want to be a Face or a Heel(I'm on the fence really), Well I'll love to get my hands on Danny Boy Widdell for that TV Title and be the champion Gotham...uh GZWA deserves. But I think I should give Jaser Cruz a taste of his own medicine first and break a chair over his head, and the fact that the writers probably won't let me get a title match( *Punches 4th Wall ) So Jaser, We can fight on PrimeTime, LiveWire, A PPV or we can throw down in the streets But I will get my hands on you and make you my Bitch! Oh and just to some of the fans that tweet me about my language over the weeks Suck My...........

Sheena: Well That's all we have for now, thank you for your time and that's a wrap*speed walks out the room*

{The Camera man goes to but Ry Drake stops him, pulls out a case of beer from his bag}

Ry: Well wanna get fucked up?

{{The Camera man walks back in as Ry cracks open a beer as the camera fades out to Black}

off: Great Job guys on Riot Control 2016!