Post by BulletxToxThexHeart on Mar 6, 2016 22:29:00 GMT -5
{Ry Drake is seen sitting in a chair, blanket over his lap. in his apartment. Some would say he is squatting in a condemned house but that's half true. You call Squat, I call Free Housing....anyway Ry is playing Fire Emblem Conquest, getting mad at the BS Hits... 50% chance with a character with high avo instakill FUCK!(I'm really salty if you can't tell lol) Soon he just throws the 3ds on the table and reaches down the blanket, all is heard is a zipper noise then he stops and looks up}
Ry: I didn't know I was entertaining this evening.....Hello Readers. This isn't what it looks like...well yes I was going to go to town on myself but it was for.....uh science. Forget what I was going to do and let me welcome you to my new place, its cozy isn't it. I like the vibe of this place more then my old run down shithole*stands up pushing trash with his foot* And the best part it's free, the only thing I have to worry about is fighting off the rats every night.....
{An unknown man can be heard yelling next door: "Bitch I told you i'll kill you for giving me herpes!", Ry looks out the window and waves.}
Ry: Oh and the best neighbors in the world, that's Raul, he comes by every now and then. I think throwing beer bottles is a weird way of saying "Hi" he hits me almost every time. Well enough about crazy Raul, I guess I should say something, because whenever I care to hear anything from my old friend Danny Boy Widdell. It seems he said something about me not being worthy and worrying about his safety or some shit. I just tuned him out in that part of the Reaction because I would whether blow my brains out then listen to that stiff.
Ry: Shit that reminds me*pulls out a crudely written piece of paper out his pocket* I made a poem for you're wife, Amiee Vaughan yea I have a artistic side I'm not all looks so here it is: Rose are red, Violets are Blue I think about you, when I touch my wiener. I know it's great isn't it, You wouldn't believe it but I have a hard time of it getting published, so Widdel if you want to buy it just let me know. With that out the way, I can't believe He really said I am not worthy, you kidding me. If i recall, I was the final man in the ring with Carnage at Riot Control and you wouldn't believe who I had to blow to get in that match....I'll give you a Hint, His last name is the number before One. Oh maybe I shouldn't have said that, well that's not important who I had to blow and how long I did it. The point is I bust my ass every night for a small chance so just imagine if I get a one on one match.
Ry: So I think i'll take Maryse advice and by the way off topic, I have sent you a DVD of the Real World that The Miz was on can you get him to sign it to eBay and give it back to me thanks. But I'm taking your advice and just laying down a challenge for Television Championship and every day I get no answer i'll say it so this is Day 1 that Danny Boy is being a Bitch, I wonder how long will it take for him to grow a pair...only time will tell. Well that's it for me, see you guys at PrimeTime Playas.....ugh I think I caught that Teddy long cold that's not good.
{Ry Drake sits back down at the chair, smacking the TV trying to get it to work so he can watch his adult flim he brought...who am I kidding I don't buy my porn. As The Camera fades to him unzipping his pants.}