Post by BulletxToxThexHeart on May 20, 2016 8:16:26 GMT -5
{Ry Drake sitting on his couch, his Vaporizer in his hand. Smoke from the tube and going in for another hit till he looks up. There's a camera set up on his table.}
Ry: Oh hi, see I didn't get scared like last time. You caught me in the midst of my favorite activity.......It's fun, all you have to do is burn this plant and well....I think I said too much. Let's begin at the risk of being called insane for talking to myself, I found an old camera and decided to put my thoughts on a youtube channel, yea I'm that person. I feel there are certain aspects about me that people don't know. Like Yes, I Vape, I know what you're going to say "We Get it" But that's not it. I was once 1st place in International Dance Comp......*Grabs the trophy off the table, but hears a knock on the door.*
Ry: I wonder who could that be at this early time of *looks at watch* 12:30 pm? *He walks over to the door and sees his visibly pissed neighbor, eyeing that trophy, let's call him Douche Bag*
Douche bag(Ry's image of everyone: I thought I said if you break in my house again, I'm calling the Police!
Ry: I didn't break in , you left your Window open. You know the saying, When god closes a door, he opens a window.
Dick Head: No it just means don't come in....and you stole my dance trophy*snatches it away and storms for the stairs*
Ry: Alright, so I'm still coming by later for Poker right!
Angry Dick: FUCK OFF!!!!!*slams the staircase doors.*
Ry: Any who, now that dick for brains is gone, I was on the interwebs after I was done googling myself, then I cleaned up. I was on the GZWA.com site to see that I have a Match with my bestest friend and a man....well woman who is keeping my title warm, The World Heavyweight Championship. Good ole' Carnage is at it again with those White Vans.......We all know he can't finish the job put me away, He can hit me with a Nuke and I'll stand back up and ask " what was that a mosquito?" The Whole Machine can come down there to kick my ass and yea they will succeed, but They won't stop me. So I'm walking there alone and ready for whatever happens, but If I go down somebody is coming too. I'm just going to say now because you won't stop me its my plan for the match, its simple. I want Blood! I want this match to be a real if I could Slobber Knocker! I want people to say "Are they crazy?" Or have you gone soft Carnage? *Smirks*
Ry*reaches to turn off the camera but stops.* You know what else, I could be out there. It might be God's Will that become a World Champion, with all these encounters with you. Maybe if i keep having matches, the world will work itself out and give me the Win.....or not maybe my high is still in full blast. or Both. But yea I don't know how to end this soooooooo......
{The Camera cuts off mid sentence with the youtube refresh symbol on screen.}