Post by BulletxToxThexHeart on Jul 19, 2016 15:59:09 GMT -5
The Intro:
{Ry Drake is in the hallway after a Local indie show, sweating dripping down his face, with his phone in his hand recording still hyped up}
Ry: Welcome to the first ever Video for the Youtub-verse. After so so so so so so so many failed attempts at trying to make a successful YouTube channel. I am proud to unveil that PsychoKnowsGaming is up and this is my intro vid to welcome you. Here this is my way to express what I'm thinking, the direction of various shows and any and all thing gaming related. Just like my good friend Xavier, I will have guest on here occasionally to shoot the shit and game or just me and you can never get too much me.
Ry: Just a heads up I will be breaking Kay-fabe, I'm not really Crazy, bat shit insane.....Unless I die to a boss in Dark Souls, I'm just a guy...a simple guy who fucking plays games. So Kick your feet up and enjoy!
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Psycho Cam Ep 1.
{Ry Drake walks in the locker room sweating after his indie match at a local show, throws a towel on his head and sits down.}
Ry: Hello Ladies and Germs, Its ya boy 2-Fly Kidd......*Laughs* No never again, I would never go back to that shit-tier gimmick. Its Me Ry Drake with....I don't know how to title these. It's just me talking about random shit that pops in my head. From Rumors, Rants or just me hype about something. Like for instance I'm 23, not 16. You won't believe the tweets I get saying GZWA is running some kind of Child Fighting League. I know most are trolls but for those that don't know there you go.
Ry: Or some smart ass's that say you will never get a Push or it will Die. Well it won't end up like their love life so I'll have that. And I don't think of it like that.I know you hear this answer 1 million times from everyone. But I just like to go out there and put on a show.If I do nothing but put on 5 star matches and can't get a Title, I'll be okay with it. So either in this ring or in this YouTube channel, I am to please you, the fans.*wipes his non existent tears*
Ry: Now that the mushy shit is out the way, Let me do my job and hype up my Match on PrimeTime 7/24, Where you lovely people will see me take on Sam Chatman with my homie Vic Phillips as the Ref, Which surprises me because I didn't know he could count to 3. I know this might be hard for you Vic, but I'll help you count.*has 3 fingers up* 1*puts down index* 2*puts down ring finger* 3*Middle finger still out* Oh look at what I did by probably accident. Last thing I'm going to say to you before the match, I wish you would give me a reason to pop you in the mouth, I don't care if you breath on me. 1 thing and I'm throwing hands, You can have a striped shirt, polka dots or plaid, I'll still knock you out if you try me.
Ry: Now onto the man in question Samuel Chatman, who I guess is a Prince. I don't know of where but I can give you a Royally painful Kick in the ass. That's all, You're a complete unknown to me. It maybe because I don't care to know anything in GZWA or the smoke hadn't cleared in my head*winks* but I like that. Bring the noise, show me what you got. Throw evvvvvvverything at me, I know I will. But I think this Video is way too long and I hate editing so Deuces, I'll see you lovely people in whatever I do next.
Ry Drake{opens his mouth and lets the camera fade off as he zooms in his mouth}