Post by Susie Price on Feb 17, 2017 12:29:15 GMT -5
The Snapchat stream opens with the petite, yet muscular Susie Price holding her iPhone, looking into the screen with an ear to ear grin, her smugness oozing from her perfect teeth, to her smooth light skin, her delicately applied eyeliner, and her triple digit expenses perfurme. Dressed in a black hoodie over a white dress shirt and a short, tight black skirt, she looks out to the sun from the large, open bedroom of her fine home in Toronto, leaning against the prestigious appearing window frame.
"Hey! It's me, Susie, speaking to all of my loving and adoring fans out there! So as I'm sure everybody knows, this coming week, I'm making my big time GZWA debut in the ring after a few... Heheheh... Well, let's just call them guest appearances on the last few shows for now. I'm sure all of the people who've been watching, if they're competent enough to use their fat fingers to pick up the remote to get to the right channel in the first place, they'll have noticed I've got a little bit of a problem with this one girl at GZWA, Missy Sippy."
She gives a somewhat disgusted wince as she shakes her head, closing her eyes.
"I'm being VERY generous when I say girl... She's more... Imagine if the neckbeards that still live in their mom's basements happened to have 'very special relationships' with their 'mama birds'. This freak is kind of like what the end result of that 'very special relationship' would be. I actually have to wonder if when she was born, they first named her Garbage because when I first met her?"
Shivering, Susie fans herself as she begins panting somewhat mockingly, pretending to retch up.
"The smell coming off of Missy would make Shrek take a step back and block his nose. And... Oh my god... She TOUCHED me... She SPAT in my hair! Do you know how much it cost to get the STINK of her essence off of my skin and my scalp? It's disgusting! Missy Sippy's a goddamn cretin that shouldn't even be allowed to be outside of her barnyard, much less being inside a wrestling ring."
After taking a moment to calm herself, Susie wipes her brow and transitions her expression into a false attempt at a warm and friendly smile, givng a light giggle.
"But that's only part of the picture, because like I said, I'm finally gonna have a match this week! Yay! And I'm even debuting with Team Bella at my side, isn't that amazing? The greats of the past teaming with the great of the future. Maybe they'll learn a thing or two from me. And considering who we're up against, it'll be a piece of cheesecake.
Using her fingers, she chuckles maliciously as she begins listing her opponents, her smile growing into a large prideful grin.
"Missy Sippy? She'll be lucky if she even stumbles out to the ring, much less wins this. Didgitz? Who? Zora Graysen? What kinda name is that, are you auditioning to be a Power Ranger? Whatever. From what I've heard, you've for this biiiiig family reputation to live up to, and what've you done since you got here? You've lost and lost, even to Missy Freakin' Sippy, the biggest goon on the roster! That's pathetic on so many levels that I can't even. Anyway, I'm done here, I've got an appointment to get to. It isn't easy to look this good, y'know. Bye bye!"
With a perky head tilt, a shining teeth baring smile and a slight wave, the video ends on Susie's face in her egocentric perfect pose.
